#how the fuck did i spell yea wrong

[cloudyvulpine]

hate when i'm info dumping about a *FICTIONAL* villain and someone has the audacity to be like "but they've killed people" or "but they've committed crimes"

i know

but they aren't real

i still want to make out with them

#tbh i could be doing worse #worse character i wanna makeout with is Lady Dimitrescu i think #like yes i am well aware she's a bad person but that's the fun part about her being fictional #nope wait remembered alduin aka the fUCKING WORLD EATING DRAGON #this is the part of the tags were i desperately try to remember all the characters i wanna smooch #alduin #iguchi shuichi #takami keigo #lady dimitrescu #donna beneviento #salvatore moreau #glados #wheatly portal 2 #do undertale characters count??? they do try to kill you #maybe not papyrus but the others #undyne #do i put mettaton? i think i put mettaton bc dance battling a child to the death definitely isnt 100% good person behavior #mettaton #minecraft warden #minecraft enderman #ya im including these what are you gonna do to stop me? #how the fuck did i spell yea wrong #too late to fix it now #clouds posts

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#u kno what i dont like? when i talk abt doing something completely bananas that i would absolutely do if i was even a little less socially #conscious and then whoever im talking to is like lol do it #idk maybe im just slightly distorted abt it but i have a compulsive need to do what ppl tell me to and i kno ppl would think i was real #weirf for doing the things so im just like. r u making fun of me? bc truely i cannot tell #like i dont have a good grasp on how well i read ppl. sometimes i think im ok at it. like i can deduce things from context clues #but if someone is not being clean then its fucking way over my head but idk sometimes i cant tell if im being made fun of #like u kno when u make someone laugh and ur like well i wasnt really trying to b funny. i was just saying whats in my head #so was that nervous laughter bc i said something kinda off the walls or was it laughter at my expense #again im probably just distortion bc my sister used to publicly call it out whenever i was being weird but idk #i just wish ppl said what they thought more. like dont say one thing to my face and then later text me something that indicates u were #thinking something entirely different in the moment. bc that's disorienting and it makes me think i can't trust my reading of ppl #i mean. it doesnt help that i dont look ppl in the face lol but whatever #i should sleep. i have jury duty tomorrow and i pray that i am not selected. tho it would force me to have a day off #bc im fucked up like that. no fun allowed. only work. and not enough sleep :-P #idk why im even thinking this? #i guess bc i was helping one of my lab mates with coding stuff and like idk ive spent way too long around him and i still dont #kno whats going on in his head. like idk hes not too bad but he also is very quick to jump on it when i do something wrong #like when i make a lil mistake i mean. and i think its in a teasing way but idk it feels weird. like he thinks hes caught me fucking up #and im like ...yea? i mean yea that was a dumb thing i did. or like yeah i cant spell or remember plant codes? idk maybe he just thinks #its funny. it doesnt upset me or anything. i just think its kinda weird and i dont get it so it puts me on edge #idk he says things sometimes and im like... ok ur star war5 options make me nervous abt the general opinions u hold but i dont kno how to #manipulate u into a revealing conversation. idk his not that bad just puts me on edge a lil and i have to b around him a lot so i sit here #man wtf is his deal? let me psychoanalyze u #unrelated

[flamingpudding]

Fictober23 Prompt: 5 - "You're the smartest person I know."

Fandom: DPxDC

Rating: T

Warnings: Mensions of Blood, Injury and Violence

A/N: This is kind of a bad timeline kind of situation that plays into the Gamer Pal Prompt I wrote before but can still be read independently.

Danny gasped as he staggered along the alley wall, with no idea where he was. He leaned with his shoulder against the wall as his left hand pressed against the wound on his stomach that refused to stop bleeding. He was confused, dizzy and pretty sure his father had given him a concussion, so closing his eyes and just sleeping on the side of the street was out of the question.

Tucker had thrown him through a portal Wulf had opened and that portal had spit him out here in… he doesn't recognise anything. But he was pretty sure he wasn't in Amity anymore. His vision was blurry but he was pretty sure that there were skyscrapers or at least buildings way taller than he was used to.

"Fuck." Danny cursed as another wave of pain made his body shudder. If he could just transform than maybe these injuries wouldn't be as bad but next to the pain Danny could also feel electricity surging through his body thanks to whatever Vlad zapped him with that stopped his transformation.

He coughed, squinting his eyes at the red spots that splattered to the ground. Things had gone to shit and real quickly and for a moment Danny thought that maybe they should have listened to their Gaming friend. Listened to his words of caution and advice to find a way to leave or to have at least a couple more of back up plans if things go horribly wrong.

Well it all came back to bite Danny like usually, as he spat out another glob of blood. Maybe Tim hadn't been as paranoid as they had assumed.

"You okay there kid?"

Danny needed to blink a couple of times until the red and brown blob before him finally took the shape of a person. He blinked several times more until his brain also finally caught up with who he was seeing before him.

"You're Red Hood?" Danny somehow managed to say in between coughing again. Tim had told them about Gothams vigilantes and how he could contact them to get them to help with Amity. To get them into contact with the Justice League. They had thanked him but refused the help, citing the fact that even one overshadowed hero could spell even worse trouble than they already had.

Now he felt stupid having refused that kind of help.

"Hey there kid." Don't black out now. Your bleeding pretty heavily we should get you to a doctors and-"

"No hospitals." Danny cut the vigilante off, coughing once more. Even though Tim somehow had managed to get the Justice League started on the removal of the Anti-Ecto Acts they were not yet gone. He couldn't risk that yet.

But meeting Red Hood meant that Danny was in Gotham, which meant he could probably go directly to Tim for help. His Gaming Pal did say that he knew his cities vigilantes personally.

"Okay no hospitals then." Hood confirmed for him as the man reached out to Danny just as he lost his balance falling forward. The last thing Danny remembers was muttering something along the lines of "Tim… I need to find him."

The next thing Danny then became aware of was the soft beeping of a heart monitor and loud arguing not too far from him. He groaned audible and the arguing stopped instantly. A wight rested on his shoulder and Danny blinked through the brightness and blurreyness once more until he vaguely recognised the shape of a person he so far had only seen through video chats.

"Tim?"

"You absolute idiot." Was the response he got and yea that definitely was the voice he had heard so often during all the late night Doomed gaming sessions.

"That checks out. You are the smartest person I know." Danny chuckled lightly until a sharp pain made him gasp. "Shit, I will feel that for weeks."

"The smartest person you know is Sam. Between the four of us she has the best grades, remember? Besides that, do you have any idea what kind of panic you and Tuck send us through?"

Danny peaked at Tim and grimaced at the frustrated glare the other teen was sending him. "Tucker was the one throwing me through a portal."

"You're lucky you landed in Gotham." The other then muttered, shaking his head.

"Again. You are the smartest person I know. You would have figured out some way to track me? Like the time you hacked our phones and tuned in onto Desiree's ectosignature to find her. Works better than the Booomerang that keeps hitting my head."

"That's because that thing is only tuned on you."

"And you somehow got rid of the GIW and I still haven't figured out how you did that."

Danny watched how the other teen shrugged. There was a silence between them. Tim was texting on his phone, probably informing Sam and Tucker. Danny, meanwhile, for the first time took notice that he was in some sort of medical bay, also noting that whoever Tim had argued with had already left. If he could believe Red Hood's words, then even if this looked like a hospital room it was not one.

"Hey Tim?" Danny finally broke the silence and the other teen only hummed. "Is your offer to stay with you in Gotham and to go to school and college here still open? I think I am ready to leave Amity behind now."

Tim looked up from his phone at Danny and gave him a feral grin. "About damn time. I had all the papers ready for you for ages now. It's about time we finally make use of them."

Danny chuckled. "And you still don't believe me when I say, that you are the smartest person I know?"

"Anyone in my family can do at least that, you know? These papers are nothing special."

Danny only raised an eyebrow at the other before both teens started to laugh, with one laugh getting cut short by a groan of pain and the other by fussing over the other right after it.

#fictober23 #danny fenton #danny phantom #dpxdc #dp x dc #Tim drake #jason todd #dcxdp #fanfic #Gaming pal #Danny needed saving #shit when down in amity #Danny escaped to Gotham with injuries #Red Hood found him #Tim and Sam were Panicked #they didn't know that tucker and wulf threw danny into a portal #Tim ended up arguing with his brother about how to best keep Danny save #Tim was prepared #Danny just needed to agree with him #unedited #no beta we die like danny #added tags after posting because I forgot some... sorry

[starcrossedxwriter]

Wicked Fantasies Part 8 (MBJ x OC)

A/N: This gif has nothing to do with anything other than I thought it was hot as fuck... and baby boy gets a little... rough and ruthless this chapter (in a good way LOL) Enjoy!

***

Michael’s hand lazily grazed the length of Raven’s spine as they laid in bed, limbs tangled and sheets disheveled from their wild night together. It was their first night back since their trip and jet lag spurred Michael to finally introduced ropes into their play and fuck, Raven had been in heaven. Of course, now her body was sore and aching from hanging from his set up and the only plans she had the next day were to sleep. But it was worth every ache and pain she felt and she would gladly sign up for it over and over and over again. 

“You ever think about marriage… kids?” Michael asked, knowing the question was random but it had been on his mind since before it was appropriate to envision that life with her. And with whatever Tasha had planned barreling down on him, something in him yearned to know that she saw a future with him, that she wanted a future with him. 

“Yea. I mean I didn’t think it would happen for me. I think about marriage a lot. Kids are… tough,” she muttered, her nails grazing against his skin, so lightly it made him feel almost ticklish. 

“You’re afraid of not being there for them?” 

Raven shifted uncomfortably on his chest. She rested her head against his heart, the soft thumps of his heartbeat soothing to the anxiety coursing through her. She had thought about all of these things with Michael but it was still impossible to believe she truly deserved them, that he truly wanted them with her. And she hated how easily he saw through her, saw her deepest fears and insecurities as if she had just spelled them out for him. 

“Yea, I guess… I wouldn't wish my life on any kid and there’s a lot of all this we have no control over. How much time… when yours is up. It’s always been hard to think about the future though… plan for it. I’ve just always felt like I was being chased and assumed that one day it would catch up to me? This is the first time in my life I don’t feel that… since I met you. So now I suppose I should think about the future.” She paused. “I think I’d like it… not sure how good I’d be at it. Being a mother. Your mom is the closest example I have of a good one. But the chance to build my own family? One with all the things I never had, all the things a child deserves? Yea, it would be nice.” 

“What do you think about building that family… with me?”

Raven perked up, shocked to hear those words come out of his mouth. She did not know why but she had not considered the conversation taking this turn for some reason. The idea of him wanting to marry her was about as foolish as wishing diamonds to cascade from the sky like rain. It just was not realistic. 

“In my wildest fantasies. But…” her voice trailed off.

“What?” 

“I love you… adore you. But I guess there’s still a piece of me that doesn’t believe this is real. That believes you’ll wake up one day and remember that I was the girl you paid to have sex with you. You know… can’t turn a whore into a housewife. And you wouldn’t be wrong, I’m not exactly wifey material. And hell, I’m probably the last person you should want raising your kids. Not a role model, nothing to aspire to. My life is a mess.” 

Michael knew a few months would not undo years of self deprecation but it felt like a physical wound to hear her count herself out like this. How could she not see how perfect she was? How amazing she was? 

“You shouldn’t talk about yourself like that, baby. And should give yourself more credit. You are one of the kindest people I’ve ever met, you’re a survivor, hardworking, gentle, nurturing. That’s everything I want in a wife… and a mother for my children. You’re so much more than whatever your dad or idiot sister convinced you were. You’re everythin’.” 

“You don’t mean that,” she whispered, turning away her head to face the opposite wall. She could not let herself believe that. They had not been together long and Raven was still waiting for the honeymoon phase to end and the other shoe to drop. She knew he would walk up one day and realize he could not build anything real with her. He would hurt her and disappoint her just like every other person in her life. She desperately desired to be wrong but she also refused to let herself have too much hope. Because of all the things and people she survived in her life, Michael was the one thing she knew had the power to actually destroy her. 

He pulled her deeper into his chest and kissed her forehead tenderly. “Aint ever told you shit I didn’t mean, baby girl. And I get why you don’t believe it or trust it. But I’ll do whatever it takes to prove it to you. I’m here for the long haul, we’re gonna build that life together, I promise.” 

Her response felt lodged in her throat, too painful to release into the space. She tried to get them out but saying them out loud would make them too real. So she just pressed her lips into his chest before turning over and closing her eyes. She knew she did not need to say anything for Michael to know how she felt. He always knew. 

As he watched her attempt to sleep, Michael thought about his meeting the next day with Alex. He had spent his entire trip and tonight so wrapped up in his girl that he almost forgot Tasha was threatening to destroy their bubble. He had to figure out what to do because he saw that future with Raven as clear as day and no one and nothing would stand in his way. 

***

“I can’t believe you,” Alex muttered to herself as she paced around her office. “You know… one day, I would just love it if you summoned me or came down here with good news. You saved a fuckin’ family of puppies from a would-be murderer, helped an old lady cross the road, saved someone from a burning building… solved fuckin’ world hunger and told someone. But nooooooooo. It’s never that. It’s always some problem because you literally can’t keep your fuckin’ dick to yourself. Have you ever heard of masturbation?? O-Or a fuckin’ fleshlight??” 

Michael groaned as she ranted about his recklessness and foolishness.

“So you gon’ keep yellin’ at me or tell me how to fix this?” 

Alex scoffed. “Fixing the fact that you got involved with, not one, but TWO prostitutes, proceeded to fall in love with one of them like this is some nigga’s version of Pretty Woman, causing the other prostitute to get so jealous, she is extorting you for money is so far above my pay grade, it isn’t even funny.” 

“The amount I pay you?? Ain’t shit above your pay grade,” Michael muttered under his breath. “Look, I don’t know why you’re mad at me! I’m the victim here. Blackmail is a crime!” 

Alex could not keep the shrill laughter that bubbled to her lips from spilling over. “Oh fuck off. ‘I’m the victim,’” she mimicked with a vicious glare. “You're not the victim. You’re the fuckin’ unserious superstar idiot I’ve saddled my entire career to. But you sure as fuck aren’t the victim. The only victim here will be Raven. And me when I die prematurely from dealing with your bullshit. But mainly Raven when this girl tells the entire world she made her living getting paid for sex. They’ll rip her to shreds. You wouldn’t understand it because you’re a man and your privilege insulates you. You’ll be a punchline on late night tv for a few weeks and move on but she won’t come back from this. The world won’t let her come back from it.” 

“Didn’t come for a feminism 101 lecture, Alex. I know this fucks her over more than me. How do we fix it??” 

Alex threw her hands up in the air. “Fuck if I know? This is why I don’t like PR relationships, Michael. It always falls apart eventually, secrets don’t last in our world. To be honest, if it’s gonna come out anyway, I'd just admit the truth about how you met before Tasha could. You could own the narrative that way at least. But Raven isn’t going to agree to that, no woman in her shoes would.”

“So aside from giving her more money, how can I stop this?” 

“Wait more money? You already gave her some?” 

Michael shrugged. “Yea like $10k. Why?” 

Alex shook her head. “Well she’s not gonna stop at $10k. Honestly, that’s light work for how much I would’ve demanded. Now we’re dealin’ with a fucking stupid extortionist too.” She threw her hands up in the air in exasperation. “Eventually, it won’t be money she wants, Mike. She wants you and if you don’t want her, then I don’t know how to fix this.” she paused. “What did Raven say about all this?” 

Michael grimaced. “I… haven’t told her.” 

Alex’s eyes grew wide. “Annndd that’s why you schlepped your stupid ass all the way down here instead of having me come to you. You can’t keep this from her. It’s her name and reputation that’ll get dragged to hell and back if Tamara or whatever this fuckin girl’s name is, decides to skip her happy criminal ass to Page 6. You have to tell her, Michael, and let her know that you’re still in contact with this woman. I can sell water to fish in the goddamn ocean, I can spin anything out there. But I won’t be able to mend your relationship if she gets upset that you lied. Tell her and get ahead of this.” 

“I need a plan first. Raven is the strongest person I know, don’t get me wrong. But she’s been through too much shit for me to dump a problem I created on her doorstep. No one… no one in her life protects her. Protects her feelings and body and…” he ran his hand over his face. “I tried countless times since we got back but she’s finally happy, Alex. Finally has some peace. Is it that wrong for me to just pay Tasha and keep it movin’? Raven never even needs to know.” 

“It’s not wrong… the instinct isn’t wrong but it’s not right either when that peace is fiction. It’s not real, Michael. She deserves to know something that affects her life as much, frankly more than yours. Your reputation will recover, it always does. I’m not sure hers will. And maybe she would… make a different choice about your relationship if she knew that.” 

“You want her to leave me?” 

Alex raised her hands in surrender at his sharp tone. “No. I don’t want her to leave you. I actually really like her, certainly more than the other idiot instagram girls you paraded around here as your girlfriends. She did what I thought nothing could… she turned you into a serious person. But… maybe you two do need a break until this Tasha person is willing to let you go. She might decide that protecting her name, her peace… her ability to move through life without a modern scarlet A on her chest is more important than whatever feelings, however strong, she has for you. And you… your directorial debut is out in March. We’re about to start a press run in a month. Award season starts next Sunday, for which you are a highly anticipated nominee. Any scandal detracts from the biggest moment of your career. Look, I’m not telling you to do anything. But I am saying, it’s the only path I see that doesn’t destroy you both. And if you love her as much as you say you do, you’d take the short term hit to save her. Or at least present it as an option.”  

Michael heard everything she said and in his heart, he knew she was right. But what she was asking? His heart and soul would not allow him to do it.

“I can’t lose her, Alex. She’s the best thing that ever happened to me. I won’t lose her. I know Tash… she’s all bark, no bite. I give her some attention and throw some cash her way and this’ll all blow over.” 

Alex sized him up for a few moments before shrugging. “Well I hope for Raven’s sake, and mine, you know what you’re doing.” 

“I know what I’m doin’, Alex. I promise.” Michael knocked his knuckles against her desk before standing up to leave. 

“Are you really that good at sex?” she mused, glancing at him up and down as if she was trying to imagine it for herself. “I just can’t imagine anyone, especially a man, is good enough in bed to warrant all this.” 

“I know it ain’t your cup of tea,” he offered with a wink. “But what can I say? I’m blessed with hella talents.” 

Alex rolled her eyes. “Alright, well get your hella talented ass outta my office.” However, before he left, she called out. “Oh! The Golden Globes… need to know if you’re taking Raven so they can finalize the sitting chart.” 

Michael rolled his eyes. His least favorite part about his job: award season. An unbearable time of year made worse by the fact that he was nominated at every single one save the Tonys this year. He did not have the energy or desire to sit for hours on end, starving and be forced to smile and wave and pretend to be happy if he lost. But he knew the unbearable practice would be made a bit more bearable if Raven was by his side while he did it. 

“Shit. All this shit goin’ on since New Years, forgot to ask her. Tell them she’s goin’. I just gotta get them to pull her a dress and shit. Thanks for the reminder.” 

And with that, he started to walk out. As he reached his car, he pulled out his phone and texted Tasha to meet him at the St. Regis tomorrow night at 10. He was going to end this as soon as possible. 

***

Michael paced the length of his hotel room, wearing a hole in the carpet as he went. 

“This is a bad idea,” he mumbled to himself a couple of times. But this was the least of about 100 bad ideas in his mind and it was the only bad idea that protected his girlfriend’s peace. He knew Alex was right and it was wrong but he was determined to keep Raven as far from this situation as possible. 

However, even he had to admit to himself that his reasoning was not just to protect her peace. He also did not want to admit that he had still had conversations with Tasha before they were official, that he had made promises to her and then broke them. Raven was one of the few people on this planet who saw him as a good person and he refused to ruin that image. Protecting Raven and, selfishly, how she looked at him was all that mattered to him. What people said about him in the media and on Twitter did not. 

A soft knock on his door jolted him out of his thoughts and his limbs to move. He felt uncomfortable even meeting Tasha here but she had demanded their first meeting be in person. So here he was. 

When he opened the door, Tasha leaned against the door frame with a triumphant smirk painted on her face. A year ago, he would have pulled her inside and tore her clothes off with lightning speed. But today? He had never been less attracted to someone in his life, less enthused to see someone.

“Hey baby.” 

Her arms snaked around his broad shoulders as she leaned in for a kiss. A kiss that Michael artfully and skillfully dodged. He twisted out of her embrace and pulled her into his hotel room, sparing a quick glance down the long hotel hallway to ensure no prying eyes lurked before slamming the door shut.

“You don’t seem happy to see me, baby.” 

Michael could hear the teasing in her voice, could tell she enjoyed whatever power trip she currently had over him. 

“Why would I be happy to see someone blackmailin’ and threatenin’ me?” he mumbled just loud enough for her to hear him. 

“Forcing you to follow through with the promises you made to me is hardly blackmail.” She sat down on the edge of the expansive bed and leaned back slightly on her hands. 

Michael had hoped to keep this “meeting” as brief as possible. He did not want to be in a room with her for any longer than he needed to. He walked over to the bed and grabbed two envelopes he had sat on the bedside table. He tossed the thicker one, filled with cash, at her before walking across the room and leaning on the desk to watch her. 

“Another $10k at your request. Now, tell me a number.”

“A number for what?” she asked innocently. 

“A number big enough to get you to sign this,” he tossed another envelope at her. “Standard NDA and an agreement not to contact me or Raven again.” 

Tasha let out a low humorless chuckle. “All this… for that basic nobody. You never did a fraction of this shit for me…” she mused as she unfolded the papers and read them silently. 

Michael scoffed. “I did everything we agreed to. Flew you out, bought you more shit than I could count. The only thing Raven got that you didn’t was my heart and I’m not apologizin’ for that. What we had was business, Tash. And our business needs to end now. So what’s the number?” 

Tasha stared at him for a few minutes before discarding them on the bed. “Fine. I’ll deal. $50k and one more night. The two of us. And I’ll sign them. That’s the price.” 

“Not happenin’, name a number.” 

Tasha merely shrugged. “Nope. You want me out of your life? That’s the price. Both things.” 

“Why? Let’s cut the bullshit, Tash. You don’t love me, you don’t want me. You want my money. So name a higher number.” 

“You’re absolutely right. I don’t love you… I’m not Raven, an idiot who falls for the first client I get. I love your money and the comfort it provides. But one thing I don’t like is disrespect. You dropped me out in the cold with no warning like two years of fucking you meant nothing. Like I meant nothing. So yea, maybe months ago, it would’ve just been about the money. But now, it’s about so much more than that.” 

“So what? You blackmail me into fuckin’ you one more time and it proves what?” 

Tasha laughed. “Doesn’t prove anything except that you ain’t shit, which I already knew. I don’t need proof of anything. See you and Raven were built on a lie and honestly, watching the two of you fall the fuck apart will bring me far more joy than a couple extra bucks. Fuck me and the guilt will eat that good boy you bury deep inside alive. Eventually, you’ll crack and Raven’ll find out. Or I dunno, maybe I’ll tell her. Either way, I could smell the insecurities on that girl from a mile away. She’ll never forgive you and your relationship falls apart. Don’t fuck me and I tell the world you did anyway and that she was a prostitute. And then your relationship definitely falls apart when her life gets ruined. Either way, I get cash, you end up alone and Raven learns what so many girls before also learned the hard way: don’t fuck with what’s mine. I was thinking of calling TMZ the week of the Oscars? That’ll sure spice up the biggest week of your career. Or maybe right before the Creed III premiere… any preference?” At his silence, she merely shrugged. “Well, just let me know. Feel free to keep booking this room for us until you decide. I always liked this view.” 

As Michael watched her, he quickly realized how he wholly underestimated her in every possible way. This was not a woman who was willing to let him go. Ever. And both of his “choices” were specifically designed to hurt Raven. There was no scenario where she came out of it unscathed. And it was really all his fault. Had he simply cut Tasha off at the onset or been smarter about how he handled her, they would not be in this mess. 

Michael stood and walked toward the door. 

“I’ll call you to book our time next week. Maybe you’ll change your mind. Or maybe I’ll change my mind and call TMZ before then,” she called after him as Michael slammed the door behind them. 

As he stood in the barren hotel hallway, he resisted the urge to punch a hole in the wall before his security whisked him away to the service elevator to take him outside to his car. He was thankful Alex had been willing to book the hotel under her name and credit card. He would not have considered it originally but after that conversation, he would not have put it past Tasha to add the hotel receipt to her arsenal of blackmail. 

He slammed the door of his jeep with such force even Allen jumped slightly at the sound. 

“My bad,” he mumbled as he slouched back into his seat. He could not remember the last time something had frustrated him to this degree. He was fucked. They were fucked. Tasha had him by the balls and he knew there was no move that would get him out of this mess without throwing Raven under the bus. 

He refused to cheat on Raven. Not just because he knew it would just give Tasha another thing to hold over him but because that was simply not him. He played the role of the bad boy, terrible guy but the one line he had never crossed with a girlfriend in his life was to cheat on her. He knew that pain intimately and he vowed to never inflict it on someone else. He had never even been tempted to cheat. And Raven would certainly not be the woman he broke that vow on. 

And because he knew he would never sleep with Tasha or any woman who was not Raven again, there was no end to this in sight. He would just have to sit and wait for her to lob a grenade and blow up his girlfriend’s life. And that made him feel like more of a failure than any flopped movie or failed deal ever had. He was supposed to be the one person in her life that protected her and he had failed her, just like everyone else. 

“Bad night, Mr. Jordan?” Allen called from the front seat. 

“Somethin’ like that.” He sighed. “Fucked up and not sure it’s fixable.” 

Allen glanced back in the rearview mirror and nodded. “Is it not fixable or do you just not like the consequences of fixing it?” 

Michael bowed his head. He adored Allen but lately, he hated him and his meddling, correct but unsolicited advice. However, he would never say that to him.

“Mixture of both. Really just no way to fix it that doesn’t hurt someone I love.”

“Raven?” 

“That transparent, huh?” 

Allen smiled to himself. “You always were, sir. If all the answers hurt her, then you have to decide which path causes the least harm to her. And then you just hope she forgives you when it’s over. That’s all you can do. Or you find another path that doesn’t.” 

Michael’s head thudded against his seat’s headrest. He knew Allen was right, just as Alex had been. There was no fixing this situation, no silver bullet that would solve all of their problems and save Raven’s reputation in the process. All roads led to the same destination: the world finding out he and Raven lied. But there was one path that bypassed Tasha, put more of the media focus on him and his terrible decisions, and allowed him to control the when, where, and how of it all. And it did not hurt that this particular path would also allow him to hold Tasha accountable for all her shit in the process. 

“Thanks, Allen.” 

He pulled his phone out of his pocket and found Alex’s number. It was late but she was, thankfully, just as much of a night owl as he was. 

“Finish your date with your favorite extortionist?” Alex joked as she picked up the phone. He could hear her munching on something as she spoke, likely popcorn. 

“You always got jokes. Listen… I think you were right earlier. Let’s control the narrative.” 

He could hear her shifting around as if she were sitting up at his words. “Ok, I’m intrigued. Raven? You gonna ask her what she thinks?” 

He shook his head. “Nah. If we do it right, she never needs to know.”

***

It was after midnight by the time Michael arrived back home. However, he and Alex had worked out a foolproof plan during the drive. A plan they felt would allow Michael to take the biggest hit while Raven’s name would be a mere footnote by any reporter who doesn’t want to be accused of misogyny. It did all hinge on Tasha dragging out her games for longer than a week. But Michael had a feeling she would. She clearly enjoyed watching him squirm. They’d get past the Golden Globes and then he would seek help from someone whose only motivation in this world was money, someone who - for the right price - would do exactly what he asked.  

He said a quick goodnight to Allen before running up the stairs to his master bedroom. He was surprised to find Raven curled up on his side of the bed, her face buried in his pillow. Her preferred sleeping position was literally on top of him and he knew, when he wasn’t home, this was the best she could get. 

He laughed lightly at her kindle which was half hanging out of her hand, the young woman clearly having fallen asleep reading. She had not even put her scarf on the giant pineapple of curls on her head or taken off her reading glasses, which told him she had tried her hardest to stay awake till he got home. He watched her, like a creep admittedly, for several minutes before he moved. 

He had never felt love like this a day in his life. He had always accepted that he would never find it, never find someone who could and would love him unconditionally. But she did, she loved him even though he was not sure he deserved it. And everytime she looked at him, touched him, curled into his side to sleep, he felt the depths of it in his very being. Their love was pure and he refused to let anyone taint it. 

He moved as quietly as possible to the bed and took the kindle out of her hand and slid her glasses off. Thankfully, she slept like a rock. However, she only stirred as he tried to gently tie her scarf around her edges to protect her hair. She stretched and let out a deep but insanely cute yawn as she blinked a few times. 

“H-Hey babe. S-sorry, I tried to wait for you.” 

Michael leaned forward and kissed her on the forehead. “Don’t apologize. I didn’t mean to wake you. Just knew you’d be pissed if you woke up with no scarf on.” 

She chuckled. “You’re right about that. H-How was your dinner meeting?” 

“Fine,” he waved his hand dismissively. He hated that he had lied to her but it was the only excuse he could think of that did not bring more questions. Raven was generally inquisitive but she tended to understand the often secret nature of some roles and Hollywood meetings so she did not often pry for information he did not offer up. “Might have a role for me but shit is still in flux. We’ll probably need to meet again to iron out some details.” 

She nodded as she forced herself into a seated position. “I’ll never understand you Hollywood types. Who wants to have a dinner meeting at 10 pm?” 

“Logistics are easier for later dinners. It’s a whole thing.” He rolled his shoulders a bit, the tension of the day making his entire body ache. 

“You ok? You seem so tense, baby.” 

He studied her for a moment, taking in the genuine care on her face. So few people looked at him like that, like a human with needs and feelings. They just saw him as a product to sell or an ATM to get their needs met. But not Raven, never Raven. Even when he was quite literally paying her to be there. She saw him for him. And in that moment, he realized how close he was to losing that, how at risk this precious peace they both had found was. And that terrified him. Losing her terrified him. And he knew that whatever path he chose, that was the risk. And that filled him with such an overwhelming sense of dread. 

He rarely felt overwhelmed by his own feelings. But right then, he felt like he could not even think straight enough to answer that simple question. And he knew that simple question was his out, his chance to tell her the truth about what tension he was feeling and why.  

So instead of speaking, he used his impeccable strength to pull her into his lap. Her fingers played in the coarse hair of his beard as he stared at her, concern filling her eyes as she took in the solemn and stressed look in his.  

“Hey… baby… what’s wrong?” 

“N-Nothin’. Nothin’,” he lied, his courage deflating like a popped balloon. As soon as the words left his mouth, his lips crashed into hers, stealing her breath right out of her mouth. He could not talk, could not have a conversation. He just needed to feel her, all of her. 

He could not bring himself to do it, to ask her for her permission to do what he knew had to be done. All roads led to the same destination and this was the only one he could see that left them with the least amount of bruises. He did not have the heart to tell her that the only path forward for them was to destroy her reputation now or have Tasha do it later. He did not have the heart to tell her he failed her, that he could not protect her from this. 

Raven could feel everything in that kiss, his own stress and tension and pain. She wondered if more had gone on tonight at his meeting than he was willing to let on. Typically, Michael was the emotional rock, holding her up and giving her space to fall apart. But tonight, she was reminded that sometimes the strong ones need that too. 

She broke off their kiss to catch her breath before whispering, “Take what you need.” 

Michael rested his forehead against hers. “You sure?” 

“Consider me your stress ball,” she joked with a half smile. “Do your worst. I trust you.”

Trust you don’t deserve, a cold voice inside hurled at him. 

Michael said nothing as he flipped Raven over onto her stomach. There was no love or sweetness in the way he handled her as he arranged her lethargic limbs in the position he desired, ass high and face pressed into his comforter. He did not give her any warning as he sheathed himself inside her with one thrust, Raven squealing at the sudden and rough intrusion. 

“Fuckkkkkkkk,” she moaned as he bottomed out inside her. She did not understand how his size and girth still managed to leave her breathless. 

“You always this wet for me, baby?” 

“Y-Yes,” she whimpered as he gave her a brief moment to adjust to him. 

“Yes what?” he demanded with a sharp and painful slap against her plump ass. “Yes daddy,” she amended quickly. She could already tell she would be bruised and sore by the time he was done with her. But she could not hope to care. Whatever he needed, she would gladly give. 

They rarely did quickies, Michael enjoyed the warm up far too much to skip it. But tonight, he needed the adrenaline of rough, uninhibited fucking. He needed to hear her screams, the slaps of his hips against her ass. Needed to feel the soft skin of her hips beneath his hand as he rammed into her. He needed to let go of the stress of the last 48 hours with the woman he loved, let go of the feelings of objective failure he felt. He needed to get lost in her. 

Raven was in pure bliss as Michael fucked her at a pace and intensity she had rarely seen from him. She could not even keep up with him to match his thrusts into her. All she could do was lay there and scream out as he took her. 

“Shit, shit. J-just like that,” she moaned as his hands dug into her skin. Her fingers curled around the softness of his comforter as she used it to muffle the screams of her orgasm.  

“Fuck, this pussy feels so good gripping my dick, baby. That’s right, cum for daddy.” 

Her body instinctively shied away from the overwhelming feelings of pleasure and pain he provided, causing his grip to only grow tighter so she could not escape him, as if she would disappear right before his eyes if he loosened his grip on her at all. 

“The fuck you runnin’ for?? You said do my worst right? So take this dick!” His voice was commanding as he spanked her, the sound reverberating around his bedroom. 

“I-It’s too m-much,” she moaned out as she felt another orgasm start to build. 

“You can take it. I know you can. Be a good girl for me.” 

Hearing the words “good girl” on his lips were almost enough to make her orgasm right then on the spot. 

Her upper body collapsed as another orgasm hit her like a train of endless ecstasy. Only Michael’s brute strength held her up as he chased his own release. Her body felt like putty in his hands, completely pliant and under his control. 

“You gonna cum again for me, baby?” he demanded. 

Raven felt as if he was fucking her into another dimension, was she even on Earth anymore? She could barely form thoughts let alone words to answer his questions. And as the silence stretched on and only her moans and squeals punctuated the sound of his thrusts, Michael knew she needed an incentive to remember the rules. 

He wrapped his fist in her hair, which had unceremoniously fallen out of her scarf and pulled her up so her back was flush against his body. He wrapped his hand around her throat and squeezed lightly, loving how Raven’s eyes rolled back into her head and a long moan escaped her. He noticed the tear tracks on her cheeks and almost wondered if he was pushing her too far. 

“Need me to stop?” he asked quietly, not slowing down his pace or movement as he asked. 

Despite how overwhelmed and exhausted she felt, Raven could not comprehend the idea of him stopping. She had offered him this and she wanted it too. “D-don’t stop… p-please don’t stop.” 

“Ok then. When daddy asks you somethin’, you fuckin’ answer!” 

He let her body fall forward before he started spanking her with every ounce of strength he had. The pain radiated through her entire body but it was a delicious hurt, one she wished she could have all the time. Michael’s spankings were one of her favorite parts of their sex life. But now she knew that he was holding back some of his strength on her account. And she did not want that ever again. If this was him totally uninhibited and unrestrained, she would be his stress ball every day of the week.

She shook her head as tears slowly trekked down her face. “I-I c-can’t…” 

Whether that was to convey that she could not speak or couldn’t come again, Michael did not know nor did not care. Until he heard a safeword cross her lips, he would drain them both of everything they collectively had. 

“Yea, you can. Cause daddy demands it.” 

His fingers found their way to her clit and roughly circled it, Raven’s entire body tensing as she reached her peak for the third time. He thanked the good lord he had had the forethought to soundproof his bedroom when he built this house years ago. That way he nor his parents had to be scarred for life. But even he wondered if her screams of pleasure would test the limits of that particular design feature. 

However, they were the perfect symphony that pushed him right over the edge. He increased his pace, as if that were possible, hammering into her before he pressed her hips tightly against his form as he came inside her with a loud moan of his own. He collapsed next to her prone form for a moment as he tried to catch his breath. 

He ran his hand through her hair, the young woman letting out a soft, appreciative whimper that acknowledged his touch and gentleness but let him know she was utterly spent.

He pushed himself out of bed and started a bath, adding some epsom salt to the water in hopes that would soothe whatever aches he caused. He returned to his bed and rubbed her back to get her attention. 

“Bath,” he whispered, before he scooped her up into his arms as if she were a small child. He carried her into the bathroom and quickly redid her hair and scarf before settling her into the tub.

A moan slipped past her lips as the hot water surrounded her limbs. Michael positioned himself behind her, his arm pressed into her breasts to keep her flush to his chest.  

“Was I too rough?” 

Her heart warmed at the question. She would not have offered her body to him if she had not wanted rough but she appreciated that he still cared enough about her to check in, during and after. 

“No, I love it when you get lost in it. But you’re sure you’re ok?” 

“Yea… think the stress of the awards and the press tour next month are just getting to me. I’m good, babe.” A cop out but it was all he could offer. 

Though it was difficult to get her limbs to move properly, she shifted so she could turn around and look at him. She chewed on her lip for a moment before saying, “You’d tell me if… something was wrong, right? Like you’re always there for me and my problems, listening and fixing. A-and well… I know I can’t like fix whatever it is or anything or probably even understand it. But I hope you know you can trust me with stuff. I just d-don’t want you to think you can’t… if you ever need to o-or - ” 

Michael leaned forward and captured her lips, silencing the sweet ramblings his girl was known for. 

“Yea I know, baby.”

He felt her entire body sort of deflate with relief before she settled back against his chest. 

“Good. I’m glad.” 

They sat in silence as Michael’s hands slowly and methodically massaged her body, starting at her shoulders and working their way down at a deliciously slow but tantalizing pace. He took his time, kneading each of her muscles until the ache she felt subsided. His hands were massaging her thighs, which was doing more to work her up than calm her down, when Michael 

“Be my date on Sunday.” He kissed her on the neck. 

“Sunday? What’s on Sunday?” she asked, not even opening her eyes as she enjoyed the work of the Lord Almighty he was doing on her thighs. 

“The Globes.” 

Raven immediately pushed off of his chest in shock. An award show? Those glittery and glamorous programs she had watched as a kid? 

What’s my fucking life right now?? She asked herself as it hit her, for the first time, that things like this would be a regular occurrence now that she and Michael were serious. This was the big leagues and she was going to be standing right beside him. 

“The Globes… as in THE Golden Globes?? You’re kidding right?” 

He laughed at the look of utter shock on her face. “Yes, those Globes. And nah, why would I joke about that shit? I want the sexiest woman in the world on my arm when I win.” 

Michael did not want to be ruled by fear of when Tasha would lob her grenade at them, if she even had the chance. They deserved to just have a fun and extravagant night out together. This would be the biggest night of his career and if their names were going to be thrown into a scandal either way, he could at least enjoy a night out with Raven before it does. 

Raven shook her head, though her heart and childish brain screamed at her for doing so. Why was she pushing back? Every fiber of her being just wanted her to yell “YES, YES, YES!” 

“B-But what about your parents?? Maybe you should take one of them o-or your siblings? I mean I’d love to go. Like seriously THE Golden Globes with like every entertainer I adore and love? But this is such a big moment in your career. Don’t you want to spend it with… I dunno, the people who’ve been there for the ride? I just got here,” she chuckled. “Don’t ask me out of some obligation. If there’s someone else you’d prefer, I won’t be offended. I didn’t expect an invite to all these anyway, you know? Figured you take family or your friends or someone more important to you… What if you look back and regret not taking one of them? You should -” 

“Babe!” he cut her off, his palm cradling her cheek to keep her gaze on him.. “You said all that in one breath. Breathe for me, baby girl.” Raven appreciated that he could always see when she was spiraling and stop it. She forced air into her lungs before nodding for him to speak. “My family’s been to hella award shows, they’ve seen as many of them as a single person could ever want to. But even if they hadn’t, you’re the most important person to me right now. So I want to look out if I win and see you there. You are the most important person in my life.” 

“You’re sure?” 

“Wouldn’t have asked if I wasn’t, promise.” 

“Then yes. I’d love to.” She turned fully and straddled his hips, kissing him deeply. Her hips instinctively grinded against him, a smile gracing her features as she felt his cock start to grow hard beneath him. She did not care that he fucked her into near oblivion a mere 10 minutes ago. Just him offering to take her to the biggest award show of his career to date filled her with such joy and happiness. And now, she had no interest in going to sleep. Now? She just needed more. More of him and his love, attention, and care. 

“Not too sore, baby girl?” he asked as he pulled one of her nipples in between his lips and sucked gently before biting the swell of her breast, Raven’s head falling back with a small cry. 

“Never… I need you,” she whispered in his ear as she sucked on the soft skin of his neck. “Please.” 

“Get up here and ride daddy’s dick.” 

Raven did not need to be told twice as she positioned herself over him and slid down. 

“Enjoy it cause then it’s my turn again.” He winked at her with the most wicked glint in his eyes that let Raven know she would not sleep for hours. 

***

“So how does it feel? Mr. Golden Globe winner??” Raven asked for the 100th time as she and Michael walked back into the condo. The condo was really only used now when they were at events super late. And staying out until 3 am meant neither of them were all too interested in making the trek back to his home. 

Michael chuckled, “The same way it felt 10 minutes ago, Rae.” 

She gave herself a playful facepalm. “I’m sorry, I’m being annoying. I’m just so excited for you! I mean tonight was amazing and magical and you were amazing and everyone was literally singing your praises. And I’m just…” she turned and wrapped her arms around his broad shoulders. “I’m really proud of you. No one deserves this moment more.” 

“Thank you. It was even better with you by my side.” 

Raven let out a childlike squeal as Michael picked her up in his arms, her after party dress bunched up in his hands. However, before she could tell him to be careful of the fabric, he merely smirked. “It’ll be on the floor in a minute. Don’t worry bout that shit.” 

She merely rolled her eyes as he playfully tossed her onto his bed and launched himself on top of her. She let out a loud oof as his weight pushed her deeper into the bed and laughed. 

She moaned as he kissed her before she had to stop him for a brief moment. As much as she loved being glammed up by his team, she could not deny that the full glam and fake lashes they put on her were not as comfortable almost 10 hours later. 

“Let me hang up the dress and wash my face before you ravish me? These lashes are killing me and it’s gonna take me a few minutes to peel these spanx off.” 

He seemed wholly uninterested in letting her do any of those things until the phone in his pants started to ring. He knew only one person who dared to call him this late. The disgruntled huff he pushed out made her cackle but he rolled off of her, allowing her to get up. 

“Fine, I’ll allow it. But only cause Alex would only call this late if it was important.” 

As he answered the phone, she disappeared into the guest room where all of her clothes were stored. She made quick work of stripping down to her panties and ensuring her dress was stowed properly in its garment bag. It had been a delicate yet gorgeous gown and she had not trusted Michael not to accidentally destroy it in his quest to get it off her. She knew he could afford to pay for it but she did not even want to know how much a Valentino dress would set him back.  

She joyfully ripped the fake lashes on her eyes off before washing her face several times to get off all the makeup she had on. She looked stunning, as she always did when his glam team got a hold of her. But she also would rather do this tedious task now than in a few hours when Michael was done with her. 

She thought about slipping into some lingerie as she pulled off her nipple covers. But she figured it would take more time than necessary to put any of it on and Michael would likely just rip it off her within seconds. So she made her way back to his room nearly naked with just her thong on. 

However, when she returned, Michael’s mood was far more subdued than when she left. She raised an eyebrow as she straddled his hips, his hands barely touching her hips, a departure from his usual grip on her. 

“Everything ok?” 

“That was Alex. We… got a problem.” 

“Ok?” 

He rubbed her lower back as he spoke as if that would calm her for whatever was about to come out of his mouth. “She got a call from TMZ that they have a source… that told them about us. How we met and… that we lied to everyone about it. And they are gonna run it sometime tomorrow.” 

Raven scratched her forehead, the joy she felt moments ago dissipating almost immediately. 

This can’t be happening… 

 “W-what?? B-But… N-No, no. She’s… I-is she sure?” 

“Baby, calm down. It’s gonna be ok. Apparently, the angle he took was favorable to you? It doesn’t shame you or anything. It’s just honest about the circumstances of how we met.” 

Raven felt as if her whole world had just come falling down around her as she leapt off his lap. “It’s favorable to me?? That’s a super small comfort w-when you just told me that the entire world is about to find out I was a prostitute, Michael! C-Cause no one’s gonna care that you were date number like 3 in a series of failed dates o-or that you were the first guy to even pay me for sex. They’re just gonna care that I did it. This reporter doesn’t need to shame me when the whole fucking world will.” She paced up and down beside his bed as she tried to will her panic to subside. “I-Is there anyway to stop it?? W-why is this even happening?? I mean it’s been months. Who would even care enough to c-come out and say something now??” 

Michael stood and grabbed her by the arm, he pulled her into his embrace but he knew it would do little to soothe her. “It could’ve been anyone? Employee at the hotel, someone who works for Helen. Alex is trying to find out who and more about the story so we can figure out what to do. And this person probably realized that now, with award season and Creed, would be the most profitable time to release shit about me. I’m sorry, Rae. I should’ve seen this comin’. It’s my fault.” 

The clear guilt in his voice cut through the haze of panic she felt and caused her to stop thinking about herself for a moment. 

Fuck, how selfish are you? A story like this could potentially ruin his career and all she could think about was how it affected her. Michael could lose work and deals and prestige because of a story like this. What did she have to lose? A family that already hated her and she had  cut off? A reputation that, at least in the industry she was once in, was already tarnished? 

“No, d-don’t apologize. I'm sorry. I’m over here freaking out and you’re the one with an actual career to lose. I just… I guess when it didn’t come out initially, I assumed it wouldn’t? A-and I just… freaked out. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t make it all about me.” 

“It’s cool. And ok to be upset. I’m used to shit like this… you aren’t. Good thing is, shit like this stays in the news for a few days and then it passes. Alex and I’ll work on a plan tomorrow once it’s out and fix this shit. I promise.” 

All Raven could make herself do was nod as she let her forehead fall onto his bare chest, a sudden wave of exhaustion hitting her. Even with Michael, there was always something. There was no true peace in her life, or least, none that lasted long enough for her to enjoy it. 

An uncomfortable tightness grew in her chest as she realized what was barreling toward them both. And for the first time in a long time, Michael’s arms did not bring her the comfort she needed. In fact, they only added to her stress. She wanted to be with him but she also knew that her presence would be a distraction. He had to figure out the best response for his career without feeling the need to cater to her emotions and she wanted to break down and cry and scream without being worried he would feel guilty. 

Which meant she could not be there with him when this story broke. She needed space and alone time to process this. 

“Do you think Allen could take me home?” she whispered. “I n-need to be alone.” 

“Rae, stay. We should talk about this.” 

She could see the panic bloom in his eyes and it made her adjust her statement. “I’m not m-mad at you, baby.  You don’t have control over who talks to the media and when. I know you would stop it if you could. I just… knowing it’s coming out is a lot to process and I need to do that alone in my own space. And you need to be focused on your career, not me and my feelings. I’ll check in with you tomorrow but I d-don’t want to talk tonight. I just want to be alone.” 

Michael pressed his lips to her forehead before walking over to his dresser and pulling out a pair of leggings and a sweatshirt that she had stored there. He helped her get dressed before calling Allen to come back to take her home. He knew she was not upset with him but he could not help but feel disheartened at how she retreated into herself. He could see all the emotions she felt painted on her face and that made him want to demand she stay so he could help her through it. 

But he knew that was not fair. If she said she needed space, he had to respect that. The reason she was feeling this way was his fault anyway.

“You’re sure you’re gonna be ok? I can come with you?” He tried one last time when Allen texted that he was downstairs. 

“Positive. Just need a couple hours to myself to get my head around everything. I’ll come to the house tomorrow evening after it's out and we can talk. Just give me a few hours, please.” 

He nodded, silently acquiescing to her wishes, despite every piece of him wanting to protest. 

Raven offered him a peck on the lips before heading down in the elevator, desperate to scream or yell or throw something across the room. She supposed she always knew there was a chance it could come out. After all, there were a handful of people that knew the truth. But she had just lulled herself into believing it wouldn’t, that their peace would be safe. 

Her head felt like it was spinning when she finally laid down an hour later in her own bed. She had only taken the time to switch into one of Michael’s sweatshirts that she had commandeered from his house so she could curl up in his scent. She wrapped herself tightly in her blanket and let out a shuddering and shaky breath. 

He’s gonna leave you. A voice finally said the fear that gripped her since he told her the news. She had not wanted to admit it but she knew it was coming. He was going to leave her. 

How could he possibly stay? Why would he want to stay? His entire team would demand he cut ties with her. There was no other option. She knew it and he likely knew it too. His safest bet was likely to paint her as a woman who manipulated him or a gold digger after his money. She spent enough time on social media to know what the media and everyday people would say about her. They’d call her a slut and a whore, never mind that she was only doing what she had to do to survive. That would not matter to them. And then the dogpilling would begin. Some internet detective would find out she was also a stripper and this would give her sister the perfect chance to shame her like she always wanted to. 

‘There are always other options than selling yourself’ they’d say. They’d question his manhood for even wanting to be with her in the first place. And it would not matter that prostitution was the oldest profession in civilization or that Michael was her first real customer. Her doing it with him would be enough for them to brand her with every terrible name women avoid being labeled. 

She hastily wiped away the few tears that fell as she stared at her ceiling. These would be her last few moments of peace in her life and she realized that tonight was likely her last night with Michael. She felt her heart break at the idea. However, she would walk away, she realized. If that was what it took to save him and his career and this moment in his life, she would walk away from him. It would cut her deeper than any wound but she would do it for him if he asked. 

And now, every second felt like a countdown to that moment. When she would arrive at his house tomorrow afternoon and be greeted with the cold slap of rejection. She would just have to prepare herself. 

She reached into her nightstand and pulled out a bottle of old sleeping pills she used to use when she first lost her writing contract. She had struggled so much that her doctor prescribed them. It had been almost a year since she needed them but tonight was an exception. She just wanted to fall into the deep, dreamless sleep they provided so she would not have to sit awake and think about how everything in this world was designed to destroy her. She popped one in her mouth and snuggled up with her pillow while her tears fell, the protective blanket of sleep covering her within minutes. 

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A/N: Welp... Michael's keeping secrets, Tasha is smarter (kinda, maybe?) than Michael thought and poor Raven's completely in the dark. Drop a comment and let me know who you think this "source" is and how you think these two are going to react to the article! And so exciting - chapter 9 is like 1/3 done lol so it'll be out in the next two weeks. Would be sooner but I'm on vacation next week. Thanks for reading, commenting, liking... all the things! :)

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A Strawhat Sleepover Zoro x Sanji x Fem!Reader (NSFW)

word count: 7k

small summary: Luffy, Usopp, and chopper had a great idea. They decided to throw a crew sleepover, but when alcohol and party games get introduced, the peaceful night gets a lot more interesting.

CW: Threesome, face fucking, oral (M&F), Drunk sex, slight neck grabbing

A/N: just wanted to point out that this is my first time writing a fanfic(Audible gasp) so it might or might not suck ass 💀 imma apologize in advance for any spelling mistakes/ incorrect sentences or smthing 😭 But hope yall enjoy it!

Also gonna colour code the names teehee

(some ppl share a colour cuz theres only so many 😒)

Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Nami, Usopp, Chopper, Robin

since they say shii in this they get colours (sorry franky and brook)

You and the strawhats just finished the dinner your cook Sanji had prepared. Your captain had looked like he was about to pop, his belly gotten so round from all the food he just consumed. You'd tried to contain the smile that was about to form from how Luffy looked like an overstuffed Turkey, but having your fellow cremates Usopp and Chopper laughing hysterically in your ear wasn't helping. You eventually broke out laughing after Luffy had tried to get up but falling in the process making a cartoon "boing" sound effect.

It was getting late and the crew had slowly started to do their nightly routine. You had just put on your pajamas when all of a sudden you hear Luffy yell " EVERYONE COME TO THE DECKKKKK!!!! " you obviously hear your loud captain and rush to the deck.

Everyone had arrived eager to know what they were called for. An emergency? a marine Ship spotted? another Pirate Ship that had threaten to attack the Sunny and steal all our-

....

"Guys! Usopp, chopper, and I had a great idea!! We should all have a sleepover on the deck since chopper has never been to a sleepove-" Before he could finshes Nami and Sanji started beating poor Luffy and Usopp up, forgetting Chopper had also been a part of this.

"YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID!! I THOUGHT SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED"

Nami scolded the both of them hard, You stood there rubbing your head in relief/annoyance. On one hand yay! nothing is wrong. On the other hand. Dumbasses.

Through luffys beaten up faces, he mustered up a muffled apologized

"WHY DID I GET PUNCHED? CHOPPER WAS THE ONE THAT BROUGHT IT UP!"

"DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS"

"YOU WERE ALREADY IN THIS"

"ALL OF YOU BE QUIET"

...

All of this was too much, especially for it being night time, but a sleepover doesn't sound too bad, The wind had been stale for the whole day and the ship had barely made it anywhere, so spending more time with your fellow crewmates couldn't be so bad right? You along with chopper had never been to a sleepover so this idea sparked the inner child in you. After all the fuss had worn off, the others had given their thoughts on the idea.

"I think the idea isn't too bad"

you were honestly a little surprised that Robin was willing to do it, actually thinking about it... it would be nice to hear her read a bedtime story for everyone, the way she reads storys never fails to soothe you.

"Me too! as long as we get to do sleepover stuff...like...uhh..."

The crew looked at you waiting to hear an example.

. . .

"To be honest I have no clue" You shrugged giving an embarrassed smile.

"ahh y/n, there's a ton of stuff to do during a sleepover! Like pillow fights, storytelling, playing tricks on people-"

Usopp was suddenly cut off at the burst of thought Nami had

"Yea! and we can also tell spoooky storys!"

Nami gave an evil stare at Usopp, knowing how much of a scaredy-cat he is.

"WHATCHA LOOKIN' AT ME FOR?!"

" Ya know what? I think a sleepover is a great idea as well!"

" I think this sounds stupid, I want my sleep"

"Zoro... You take naps every day, I think you'll be fine"

"tsk" Zoro gave an annoyed look

"Fine, if it'll stop all your whining"

of course, Sanji said yes, if thats what it takes to spend more time with the ladies he'll put up with the other's shenanigans.

Everyone had agreed, and now comes the sleepover prepping! Since there were no sleeping bags on board they loaded up in blankets and pillows! Luffy was telling Sanji the snacks, food, and drinks he wanted him to prepare. Usopp, Chopper, and Franky had all started to come up with stuff to do in case they start to get bored. Robin, Nami, and brook were collecting some stories to read, Nami and brook were getting the scariest ones, and you were setting up the sleeping area with Zoro.

You and Zoro we on good terms, you would sometimes ask him to help you train and would study him a lot. You were never really a love-crazy person, but something about the way Zoro carries himself made your heart beat a little faster, It got especially worse when you started hanging around him more often. Obviously you would never want to admit this, even if you do sometimes let your mind wander off thinking about him, or would sometimes catch yourself staring at him too hard while he trained. You don't want to admit you have a slight crush on him, because if you did you'd only have your heart broken. You respected Zoro, but you also acknowledge how empty-headed he can be, you know that someone like Zoro doesn't do love, the only thing on his mind was swords, sake, and sleep. You'd sometimes daydream about what he'd be like as a boyfriend, but you knew it would never work between you two. Although you knew all of this... you still had those nights when you'd crave his touch, fantasizing what it would feel like to have his big thick hands caress the hot inners of your thighs, feel the warmth of his body against yours, the idea of having him manhandle you all night long just excited you.

"Oi, you should pick whichever blanket and pillow you want before the others get back"

With that you snapped back from being lost in thought, all this Zoro nonsense was starting to get to your head. You didn't want to like him, but your heart said "hmm yes, sword-man"

it was first come first serve when it came to the blankets/pillows, some were better than others so you took the chance to take the best ones. Zoro on the other hand took whichever one he picked up first.

You didn't know where to lay your stuff, so you just picked the middle of the deck. Zoro just plopped his stuff across from yours. Your feelings regarding him just kept coming back to your head, but after hearing Sanji and Luffy come out of the kitchen and the others start returning to the deck, you felt more at ease.

Sanji and Luffy were carrying some snacks that the chef had prepared, dead eyeing Luffy to make sure he didn't even eat a crumb of it, alas, we know how Luffy is.

A few kicks in the hip later and everyone had finally settled down into their sleeping area, Sanji though was handing out special desserts he had made for the ladies. You know how Sanji is.

When you first joined the crew you had a pretty big crush on Sanji, he had stolen your heart with his kindness, respect, and obviously his gentlemanliness. You knew if you wanted to be in a relationship with him, you could. However as time went on, your thoughts started flying everywhere, you'd wonder if he'd be a committed boyfriend, and you'd soon come to your conclusion that he just didn't seem like the loyal type, though you didn't have any proof of this well other then the fact he acts like a dog in heat around other women, thoughts just kept building up to the point where you started to distance yourself from him a little. Not by too much, just ignoring his flirtatious comments/compliments, never being in a room alone with him, and always being one of the first people to leave the kitchen after they're done eating. However, even with all your efforts to get this man outta your heart, you still can't look him in the eyes for too long without blushing, the way he gazes at you so softly always makes your heart melt.

"Y/n! I made you this pastry, I put all my heart into it! I hope it tastes as good as you look~"

His stupid heart-eyed expression always annoyed you, he'd do that to any girl he sees in a 1-mile radius. You thanked him and took his pastry, adverting eye contact.

You hated how pathetic you felt, both Zoro and Sanji had no clue how they made you feel, and that alone made you feel so small, and it's not like you'd do anything to change that. You just needed to grow up.

As the night went on the straw hat pirates did a list of activities to do. They built a blanket fort, made s'mores (Sanji did all the work, although Luffy did try to make a fire that almost ended in setting the ship on fire merry pt2) Had a pillow fight (which resulted in a few people flying off the ship) Played hide and seek, told scary storys, and finally ending in Robin reading everyone a bedtime story. You almost forgot this was a sleepover and not a party from how much fun you were having, but good things have to come to an end. Everyone was falling asleep, and you were even finding yourself..dozing...off....into.......sleep..............

....

"ACK"

You jolted up awake looking around confused, then look down to see what just hit you...

ah.

You piece the puzzle together, luffy had somehow turned upside down in his sleep and kicked you in the face by accident.

You wanted to hit him back but decided not to, you knew it'd wake up the others in the process.

You looked around to see everyone dead asleep with snores echoing to the area. you guessed it has been a few hours since everyone had fallen asleep. You get up and stretched your back, rubbing your eyes and making your way to the kitchen to grab a drink. You tried to not wake anyone up but it was hard considering it was like a maze to get out of with everyone sleeping on the floor and all. You'd soon happen to walk right above Sanji without even realizing, he grunted softly and adjusted his legs a little but that was enough movement to stop you right in your tracks. You could hear nothing but your heartbeat, it was a nerve-wracking feeling. You stared at him for a while, letting a deep sigh out. You were standing right above his face, with each foot on each side of his shoulder, if he were to wake up to this sight of you... you'd die of embarrassment, never being able to look at him the same. The more you stood there, the more your mind spun with late-night thoughts,

"what if I just sat on his face"

As soon as you thought that you turned bright red, and finally continued your way to the kitchen.

Finally, you made it to the kitchen, after what felt like years. You grab a cup and start filling it up with water until you hear someone walking outside the kitchen, your heart almost skipping a beat. You thought everyone had been off in dreamland at this time of night, but someone was awake aside from you.

You where just about to go see who it is until you hear a loud thud, then some arguing. You had a sneaking suspicion of who it was.

You walked over to check the deck and alas, Zoro had "accidentally" stepped on Sanji's foot, causing Sanji to wake up. They were about to start a commotion until you grabbed their attention and Motion them to shush.

You were thinking how this can get any worse? They end up coming to the kitchen to see what you're up to. At this point, you're panicking a little bit, you alone with the two of them? that thought alone gets your mind racing. You assure yourself that nothing is going to happen.

"Whatcha doing awake at this time of hour?"

"Luffy kicked me awake, I was just grabbing a glass of water."

"Are you ok?? does it still hurt??"

Sanji walked over to you to get a better look at your face, his face closer than it has ever been to yours, his eyes...you felt your heart doing break dances in the sudden excitement but also felt embarrassed. You dodged the eye contact and nervously faked laughed

"Ya! im fine, don't worry it wasn't too hard"

you walked off to take a seat at the table, cup in hand.

"Zoro, what'ya up for?"

"I heard some movement and noise... came to check who it was, ended up waking this guy up to"

Sanji shot an annoyed stare at Zoro, and Zoro shot one back. The tension between them was getting out of hand, you just wanted to drink your water in peace. You decided to cut the water short and go back to sleep, you were about to get up but Zoro gave an idea.

"Well, since we'll all awake, how about we do something while we have a drink"

"That's just your dumb excuse to drink sake you stupid celery stick."

"and what about it? you curly fry!"

What did he wanna do? Zoro went to grab the sake, Sanji looked like steam was about to come out his ears.

He'd had gotten 2 sake bottles and 1 empty one.

"I knew you were an idiot but come on? I hope you know thats an empty bottle"

"of course I know you dumbass"

Zoro was gritting his teeth in anger. You couldn't help but wonder what the empty bottle was for... Zoro placed the three bottles down, he had brought 2 cups for the sake and gave one to you, he didn't care enough to bring one for Sanji. He sat back down and poured himself a cup, he put the second bottle closer to you. You looked at Sanji, but he was too busy giving Zoro a dirty look.

"Whatever! I didn't wanna drink anyways"

You knew you couldn't handle sake, it was too strong for your taste. 2 or 3 cups full would probably get you pretty drunk. You decided to fill the cup up and down it. You never really liked the taste of sake, you didn't understand how Zoro can drink this stuff all the time.

"Time to play truth or dare"

Zoro smirked as he looked at both you and Sanji. Your eyes widen a little.

"you're on"

"What?"

Zoro placed the bottle down ready to spin, it's not really how you play truth or dare, at least not the way you played it. there was never a bottle involved?.

He spins the bottle, sending it spinning around the table. You were sitting at the end table while Zoro was sitting on the left and Sanji on the right. The bottle stopped closer to the left side.

"Your up Zoro, truth or dare"

"dare"

Zoro didn't even hesitate, caught you a little off guard, but that didn't stop you from coming up with something.

" Yell out the first word that comes to your head "

"SAKE."

You shook a bit when he yelled that. You didn't expect him to do it so fast without hesitation. He drank more of his sake and spun the bottle again. You were a little scared, but you felt excited. But that excitement soon turned to dread when you saw the bottle slowly stop on you.

"Y/n! Truth or dare?"

"uhh...truth?..."

You had thought that truth would've been better than dare, you were in the heat of the moment, and it's usually common knowledge that dare is worse than truth, but for a split second, you had forgotten what situation you were in. You had forgotten who you were with.

"hmm..."

there was a moment of silence between the three of you. The tension was ripping you apart. You drank another cup of your sake. You were trying to make a mental note to not drink too much, but all you could focus on was the words that were going to come out of one of their mouths. They both looked at each other, then at you, then back at each other. You felt your palms begin to sweat a little, you were cupping them in between your legs playing with your thumbs.

"What is your biggest fantasy?"

Sanji was staring at you like you were about to tell them where the one piece was. The sudden attention on you had you suddenly blush. You couldn't look them in the eye, you couldn't even think of a fake answer. The first thing that came to your mind was having your way with both of them. Your face grew red and knew that you couldn't just say nothing. You started to feel the sake, you started to crack a smile. You couldn't hide it now, they were staring at you wondering what you were thinking.

"M-my fantasy..."

Your eyes looking down the whole time, you weren't brave enough to bring them up. your imagination was running wild, and before you realized it, you were spacing out again

"Is-- too--... be with..."

You realized what you were about to say and blinked away the dumbness. You quickly looked up to see them, but that only sent more butterflies to attack your tummy. You caught both of their eyes and felt yourself burning up.

"be with? what do you like someone?"

When Zoro said that Sanji looked like his soul had flown out of his body. You had no idea what to say, you had dug your own grave.

"ah n- uh well... uhm..."

With the sake and the level of embarrassment, you were feeling right now you couldn't form a clear sentence. You thought maybe you should drink more sake, to loosen up, but then who knows what'll you'll say next

"y/n— do you really like someone??"

Sanji was in disbelief, To be honest, it was a more genuine reaction than what you would have thought.

"That isn't... the question... I don't have to answer that"

Even without saying it both of them knew You had someone in your heart. Little did they know it was the two of them! You knew your cover was busted. They just couldn't find out it was them.

"alright fine, let's change the question, who do you like y/n?"

Zoro had an evil grin on his face, it annoyed you to the core. It also annoyed you that they were pressing you about a whole new question!

"That wasn't the original q-question! That's... not fair!"

"Well, you didn't answer the other question in time, so time for a new one."

You were beyond annoyed but also nervous as hell. How has this situation gotten worse? You cursed Zoro for being such a dick! You hated that you liked him. Plus Sanji is over there eager to know your answer, giving you all his undivided attention.

"I like...some guy...you don't know him"

Sanji looked so defeated, While Zoro over there just stared at you, you weren't even able to keep eye contact for a second without feeling your face warm up. You dont understand what they expected, or what you should've said??

The night goes on and after a while, the truths started to become worse than the dares. There was a rule where you could only pick the same thing 3 times in a row or else on your 4th time the other players get to pick for you. There were some incidents where you forgot the rule and it ended in an embarrassing mess. You'd had taken your last cup of sake for the night making it at 4 cups and at that point your inner self was on do not disturb and your embarrassment had flown out the window, the men in front of you took notice of this. Now, The bottle is on Sanji, you are thinking of a truth question but you just end up blurting out the first thing you think of.

"hehehe.... What ... turns you on the most? sannnji~"

Your question caught both Zoro and Sanji completely off guard. You went from not being able to make eye contact to this? You stayed giggly and kept looking at the stunned blonde. Sanji was Speechless, his face blushed with a little bit of pink. None of them have ever seen this side of you. It was a turn-on in itself!

"haa...uhh..probably would be..."

He already knew the answer, but could never say it was you, but of course he wants to say you. He's loved you ever since you joined the crew. He loves you so much it hurts to not be around you, but he doesn't want to force anything or make things uncomfortable for you. He didn't want to say anything to you because he couldn't read you sometimes, one day you'll be kind to him and the next you'd be giving him the cold shoulder. He didn't want to make the wrong move so he just went your flow, but by doing so it sorta created a distance between the two of you. He always tells himself it's what you want, but it still breaks him. He'd think about you every night before he slept, hoping one day you love him as much as he loves you. He doesn't like to think of himself as a pervert, but every now and then when he's taking care of "Business" he'd always Dream of you, how you'd look completely exposed under him while he plants a kiss over your soft face, then on your neck, then your perked up breast, thinking of that alone can get him stone hard.

He looked at you, you looked so adorable, like nothing in the world mattered.

"as long as its the person I love, anything they do can get me going"

He didn't break eye contact, but gave a soft smile to you, it was like he was trying to tell you with his eyes. You on the other hand were too drunk to get the memo. Sanji grabbed the bottle and gave it a hard spin. It eventually stopped on Zoro, he had only been doing dares when given the chance, so now it's his turn to do truth. You gave him this Big cheeky smile alongside a giggle. After that question Sanji got, Zoro wasn't too excited about whatever you were about to spit out.

"....How many ...people have you slept with?"

He knew he shouldn't be surprised but damn. Your expression plus the way you said that was so....he felt his heart skipping and doing a little dance. You looked so vulnerable in his eyes, made him just wanna carry you to somewhere private and have his way with you. He didn't even realize he had feelings for you, not until a few weeks ago. He was Training like usual but it felt more empty like Something was missing. when he was done, he saw you talking to Luffy. He knew nothing was going on between you two but something about how happy you looked bugged the hell outta him. He wanted to just walk over and sweep you away, he wanted you to only ever be that happy when you're with him. That's when he realized, what was he thinking? he thought he might've been tired so he took a nap but even in his dreams he saw you, but you were so out of reach. It drove him crazy, to the point he couldn't even look at you without feeling a pain in his chest. He knew at that point it was love, it had to be.

"Hmm, 3"

Zoro had been with a few people way before he had met Luffy, but this news absolutely blew you away, you couldn't even hide how visibly surprised you were. This meant that Zoro actually cared about his love life?? well at least his sex life, but you were jumping to conclusions. This all hit you at once, like a big sign that said "YOU HAVE A CHANCE" you didn't even know what to say, but before you could muster up anything he had already gone and spun the bottle. You were still processing all the thoughts in your head, not even noticing the bottle barely on your side.

"y/n Truth or dare"

now that you know Zoro could potentially develop feelings, you go in for the kill. At this point, you had all the confidence in the world.

"I p-pick truth!!"

you were riding the little bit of hope you had, you fully believed in yourself. You were ready for whatever they were about to say! However You took a look at Zoro, he was giving this devilish smirk and looked like he was trying to contain a laugh. He looked up to meet your eyes.

"Who would you rather want to sleep with, Me, or Curlybrows?"

You looked at Zoro, a little puzzled, even Sanji let out a small gasp, he didn't think Zoro would ask such a straightforward question. Zoro knew if worse came to worse he could blame it on the booze.

You knew that too.

...

"I-I'd rather sleep with both of you"

You saying that felt like a 10-ton hammer had been lifted off of you. You felt so free now that you have nothing to hide anymore. Other than your feelings. Maybe they got the hint? you looked back at them, both flushed with a red tint down to their neck, Sanji grabbing a tissue to block the blood from coming out his nose while Zoro froze up. The room went silent for a moment until it was broken by the sound of Zoro's chair backing up. You looked up at Zoro wondering what he was doing? Maybe you weirded him out and he was leaving, you never stopped looking at him until he had walked right up to you.

"It's a damn shame you didn't say just me, but hey, better than nothing"

Quickly he spun your chair to face him and leaned forward to grab your chair armrest.

"You idiot marimo! Whattya-"

Sanji quickly got up to back Zoro away from you.

"Shut it you shitty chef... listen for a second"

He never broke eye contact with you. Him leaning above you gripping your arm rests for some reason turned you on? the roughness was extremely hot.

"I know your drunk.... but tell me where you being serious"

You were confused why Zoro took it so personally. In response to his question, you shook your head yes. He moved his face closer to your ear, you could feel his body warmth from how close he was.

" would you wanna do it now? "

His words lingered in your ear, his deep whispery voice made you clinch your thighs together. Took a second for you nod yes, you haden't fully realized your actions before Zoro picked you up and plopped you on his shoulder your ass towards his face while you stared dumbfounded at Sanji.

"You heard her Curlybrows, she wants us to fuck her"

You've never seen Sanji so flabbergasted, it was honestly kinda cute, but that was the last thing on your mind right now. They were gonna what you? you looked at Sanji to see him following Zoro, bring more tissues. You cover your face, you didn't know if he was joking or not, but here you are at The aquarium bar. No one was gonna hear anything, was he being serious??

He sat you down on the long sofa, giving you a peck on the forehead. Sanji then followed by sitting next to you. He looked eager to touch you, his eyes scanning your body, but he took your hand and kissed all around it, kissing your palm, your fingers, your knuckles, then finally looking at you, the light from the aquarium tank made him look so Beautiful.

"Are you sure you want this darling?"

Your heart almost exploded in your chest, this is what you've been waiting for, this moment right now. To give them all your love. You felt Zoro take your other hand and kiss your wrist slowly trailing up, stopping on your skin and looking at you, waiting for your answer.

"yes...

Please..."

You could feel Zoros smirk on your skin, he snuck a few more kisses in and got up on his feet.

"Curlybrow."

Zoro balled his hand in a fist, initiating a game of rock paper scissors. Without questioning, Sanji did the same.

"Rock, paper Scissors"

Sanji had won.

Zoro gave a defeated look, while even tho Sanji had no clue why they were doing this, he was still smug because he had won.

Zoro took your hand and tugged you in front of him, your back directly on his chest. You could feel his erection on your ass, and knowing how turned on he was made you even hornier.

"I got top, you got bottom"

Sanji was already happy he beat Zoro, but now he gets to eat you out too? he couldn't be more excited. He got on his knees and slowly started taking off your shorts, letting them drop to your ankles. He couldn't believe the sight he was seeing, taking it all in and staring without making a move, the way he eyed your wet panties made you needier.

You jolted a little when you felt a wet kiss on the crease of your underwear, he licked the brim, and he kissed all around your panties just before spreading your thighs more to get a better angle of your covered pussy. He started to lick your clit through your panties, he could already tell how wet you were before he even started. He suckled and pushed his saliva through your underwear making you lean into his mouth, even with your panties on he still somehow managed to devour you.

While Sanji was getting busy feasting on your honeypot, Zoro had already crawled his way under your shirt into your bra. He had mange to sleep with women before, but that doesn't mean he knows how to take off a bra, after all, he's still a dumbass. you could tell he was struggling a little, which made you internally giggle and crack a half smile until he had enough and literally ripped that shit in half. The shock shoved you deeper into Sanji's face causing you to slightly moan, you saw your ripped bra fall to the floor and a pair of Big calloused hands Touch you up. Your soft skin, your scent, and your little gasps at every touch were driving Zoro mad. He was a hungry beast and you were the only cure for his Hunger. He dug his face into your neck while he messaged your breasts, sucking your shoulder, then moving to the side of your neck, from the side moving to the back. You could feel him taking in your Pleasant aroma, it gave you Goosebumps.

You were getting needier, you wanted more. It felt as if they were just testing the waters, you bit the inside of your bottom lip slightly staring at Sanji's head. He kissed all around your thigh, lifting his head and now making eye contact with you.

"Can I take this off, sweetheart?"

He tugged slightly at your panties, his eyes were as soft as his touch. You nodded your head yes and felt him slowly take them off. You felt the cold air meet your wet cunt, you could also feel how wet your panties were when he took them off. Your legs flinched a little at the new cold atmosphere. Your bottoms have completely been taken off and were fully exposed. you could just feel Sanji's extreme gaze on you, he rubbed his hand up and down your thigh as he pecked kisses all around the front of your pussy.

His tongue taking lead and slowly made a sloppy trail to meet your slit. You twitch your legs slightly closer and a small airy "ah" moans out your mouth. You could feel Sanji's mouth touch your sweet clit, he groaned into your cunt making your legs shake. Zoro was getting busy full-on needing your tits, He brushed against your now erected nipples, toying with them. He made sure to not fully play with them just to tease you a little.

"Z-Zoro"

You whisper bringing your hand to touch your breasts, but before you could Zoro pinned your hands behind your back and pushed his boner into your ass, slamming your pussy all in Sanji's face. you let out a desperate moan as you felt Sanji's groan vibrate throughout your body, he didn't stop his feast and continued to eat you out. His tongue flicked your clit at a rapid pace, sucking and licking like that was the last meal he'll ever eat. You jolted at the sudden bite Zoro had marked on the side of your neck. He was still holding your hands tight, he won't allow you to help him. With his free hand he grabbed your face by the cheeks to pull you into a wet kiss. He groaned into your mouth and could feel how hard he was breathing, he slide his tongue in pushing your faces closer together like he wanted to merge.

You both pulled out of your intense kiss, gasping for air. Sanji wasn't letting up, his tongue was like a gift from god. He went from fast licking and suckles, to slow tongue glides across your sensitive spot. You felt Zoros mouth right over your ear, He bit it softly and sucked on the area he had bit. You let out a louder moan, goosebumps ran through your body as you felt Zoros wet tongue enter your ear. The feeling was so new, your body squirmed at the feeling, but that only made you rub against Sanji's tongue more. His wet tongue moved its way along the inside of your ear, you could hear his groans Crystal clear. You felt yourself coming to a climax, Your back arched and you locked Sanji's face in between your thighs.

"I-I'm— ahh!"

You couldn't form a sentence, the pleasure was too immense. They understood that you were about to cum, you felt Sanji pick the pace up a little, and Zoro with played with your nipples. You let out a finishing moan and leaned forward into Sanji's face, feeling your eyes roll to the back of your head. Your legs shook profusely as you felt overwhelmed, you were on your tippy toes at this point. Drool ran down your face as you felt you're high come down, your legs became weak as Sanji pulled away. Zoro had bear-hugged you for support just in case, you were breathing so heavily it sounded like you were whimpering.

Sanji kissed your thigh, his soft wet lips against the inside of your Shakin thigh made you Twitch. Zoro still hugging you, lifted you and sat you back down on the sofa. You looked at them both, Zoro was as red as a tomato, and Sanji cleaned his face with his thumb, your juices glistened on his finger, his face was bloodshot red and looked like he was about to blow up. You then noticed the tent that laid on his pants, you looked at Zoro, just to see the same.

Sanji is still on his knees, laying his head on your lap. You motioned him to sit on the sofa, which he quickly did.

Your heart was still beating heavily, you wanted to make them feel as good as they made you. You turn to Zoro and whisper in his ear

"You'll be in back"

As you drew your head away from him, You could see the not-so-slick smirk that had crept onto his flustered face, Zoro didn't even try and hide his satisfaction. Sanji had wondered what you told him, but before he could ask you had gotten on all fours and faced Sanji, you pecked a kitten kiss onto his still-wet lips. As you went further down, your back arched more upwards, lifting your ass for Zoros view. They had both got the memo, Sanji protested cupping your face in his hands.

"Wait-! Y/n, I don't want to get your Beautiful face dirty... you don't have to do this"

His cute puppy-eyed face made you wanna do it even more.

"I want to do this...I...I've been waiting to..."

Sanji bit his lip and groaned at the way you stroked his hardness slowly up and down. You didn't even give him a chance to protest, he was already melting from your touch. You could feel Zoro message your ass slowly, like he was waiting for something. He rubbed his erection onto your exposed cunt, You held in your moan, you craved him more than ever. You slid off Sanji's pants and pulled his dick out, you looked at it wondering if you could really take him all in your mouth. However, before you got to test that thought you felt Zoro smack your ass, you yelped in shock. He bent forward a little and pulled your face up towards him, he whispered deeply in your ear

"you didn't tell me what you wanted."

His voice was so rich and gruff in your ear, you let out a small Exhale as he dug his crotch into your ass, rubbing it slowly.

"I— want you"

"You want me what?"

"to..f-fuck me.."

He hummed hearing you say that "Now put it all together" he teased

"I-I want you to fuck me Zoro!"

"That's my girl"

He set you back to doggy style and grabbed your ass, sanji kissed your forehead before giving Zoro an ugly look. Not for too long tho, when he felt your tongue meet the tip of his dick. He couldn't even remember what he was mad about. He jolted and let out not so concealed groan.

You sucked the tip feeling it twitch in your mouth. The warmth filled you as you took more of him, licking around his Veins, You got off to seeing how much pleasure that was spread onto Sanji's face. That thought was cut sort becuase of a sudden pressure you felt in your backside. You almost choked when you felt the tip of Zoros dick press into your entrance. You didn't expect him to be so thick, you felt a moan bubble up and couldn't hold it in, letting out a muffled moan onto Sanji's member. Which he surely enjoyed.

"Mmh!"

Your walls wrapped around him like a Christmas present, the grip was real he felt like he could cum just like that but he knew that wouldve been embrassing He gripped your ass and let out a broken grunt. Your toes curled with each inch he went deeper, you could feel his dick pulsing in you. He spread your cheeks apart with his thumbs, to get a better look at how his dick just fills you up. He suddenly pulled out slowly, you let out a little whine of confusion. You wanted to look back at him and see what he was doing, but as he was tip-deep he thrusted hard into you. Your legs jolt together, you feel Sanji's dick hit the back of your throat, you couldn't help but let out a choked gag.

Zoro's thrusts were slow but hit hard, he'd try to go slow, but his patients was running low, he couldn't help it when his hips started to pick up the pace.You bobbed your head up and down feeling Sanji's tip hit the back of your throat. Slurping his dick out your mouth you look up at him as you let your tongue roll out, all the juices that's been building in your mouth leak from your tongue to the head of his member.

"shit..."

Sanji really couldn't hold back how much he wanted to just devour you, his face went apple red as he bit his lip and tried to keep eye contact. His chest grew and shrank as his breath increased, you put him back into your mouth while stroking him. You loved seeing him this Squamish, you loved his soft moans and groans, any noise that came out his mouth made you want to have the sloppiest make-out session. You loved the Control you had over him and his pleasure, you felt your clit pulsing, you went to go play with it but Zoro grabbed your arm and folded it behind you. He went for your other arm and crossed it behind your back. He gripped your hands tight as his hips slammed against your ass, he was going all in now, his thrusts sounded like gun shots, he wanted to go as deep as he could. Loud moans and groans filled the air along with slapping sounds, Your head was getting fuzzy and your eyes where clouded.

The hard thrusts and motions from Zoro did all the work for you when giving head to Sanji, The sensation made your teary eyes roll back, you felt your stomach knot, and your moans became more loud and desperate. You felt yourself reach your limit as Zoro hit your cervix. Your legs shook and tightened up as you felt yourself cramp up, warm tears ran down your stuffed face. You moaned onto Sanji's dick when you felt him bring his hands to your face, his thumbs rubbing away your tears from your puffed-up flustered cheeks.

Sanji's hands tensed up, he was reaching his climax feeling his dick hit the back of your throat, hearing the gurgling noises you made with each thrust Drilled into his ear. He was drunk on lust, he didn't even realize he was gripping your face slightly and moving his hands along with each thrust Zoro did. He let out one last groan as he filled your mouth with his seed. Zoro wasn't too far off from his own release. He held your hands with one hand and your neck with the other, slapping against you again and again. Edging closer to his pleasure like an animal in heat. His breath was out of sync with his movement and his grunts started becoming more rough. He quickly pulled out and painted your ass white, he held his twitchy cock on your ass stroking it vigorously until nothing came out.

As everyone came down from their high, both Zoro and Sanji realized how messy things had got. Your face is covered in a mix of cum and saliva, and your ass is graffitied with Zoros jizz. Sanji had taken a minute to question what happened to all the stuff in your mouth? He dragged his thumb to your bottom lip and slowly pressed into your mouth, to see everything had been gone. A part of him was extremely turned on

"did you swallow it darling??"

Sanji was both concerned and extremely flustered, but before he got to overreact you felt your legs go weak, you couldn't hold yourself up anymore and collapsed.

You woke up on deck, Your face tucked in zoros neck. Your body still felt sore but it was bearable, you were all cleaned up from what the three of you had done. Having zoro hold you with such security and softness made you feel at ease. You heard the others from the kitchen, it was only you and Zoro who hadn't gone to breakfast. You felt bad for Sanji since he couldn't sleep in with you. You looked at Zoros's resting face, you examined him how handsome he was.

"Go back to sleep"

He mumbled, adjusted his pose, and pulled you closer to him. You gave him a little peck on the neck before you felt your tiredness creep up on you, it was not long before you and him Fell back to sleep with the morning wind brushing against your warm faces~ꨄ

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[imthetunnelunderoceanblvd]

LOVE YOUR WORKS SM!!!!

what about jealous!miles railing me like a rag doll

yes. def yes. absoloutly yes. ofc. this sucks but eh i wrote it in an hour and im tired asf so yea + ignore any spelling mistakes im too lazy to edit lol

miles quaritch x reader

warnings: unprotected sex, jealous sex, smut, kissing, bonding, slight degrading, dirty talking, mentions of impregnating.

feels like sugar in me.

the night breeze felt magical on your skin as you sat with your friends and a few other people of your clan with miles quaritch, a sky demon who was in a bad condition when you first saw him laying down on the ground, with an ikran shielding over his body, after all this time, you were still mesmerized by the way he had adapted to the way of your clan, and the way your olo’eyktan praised his hunting skills. you admired his progress. the man who once didn’t know how to use a bow was now an expert, hell, even better than some hunters in your clan, sitting on the other side with some hunters.

a few different shades of purple tinted your soft cheeks as you watched his strong muscules flex and for a second, all you wanted to do was inch closer and touch his chest, his arms, his thighs, just touch any part of him, really. it was wrong yes. and you did not like him yes. but the urge to run your hands all over his strong chest was too unbearable, in your mind, you were leaving kisses all over his chest.

you snapped out of the daydreaming when you suddenly felt a tap on your shoulder and you looked up. li’rro. a mighty warrior of your clan.

“i see you, y/n,” you nodded your head “i see you, li’rro.” he offered you his hand and you gave him a questioning look “come, i want to show you something.”

“okay..” you nodded your head and took his hand and stood to your feet, you looked at your friends as you walked with li’rro and they gave you a weird look, you shrugged it off and walked with him, noting how your parents too gave you a proud looks that you noted as weird.

one thing you did miss is miles’ grumpy face, eyes as sharp as a dagger, only if looks could kill... li’rro would be on the ground next to your feet dead already.

“so? what is you wanted to show me? i’ve already seen the lake,” you looked up at li’rro as he fiddled with his fingers before taking both your hands in his “y/n i - i’ve been having these fantasies about - about you, about us, about being with -” his eyes met yours for a brief second and you swear on eywa you saw stars in his eyes “about being with -” he continued on but was shortly cut by miles’ hand resting on his shoulder li’rro turned around his eyes meeting with miles’ sharp one, you noticed the stern look on his face.

“i see you, brother, li’rro, but i am afraid that i have to borrow y/n here for a minute.” li’rro opened his mouth to talk but miles was quick to grab your hand and quickly take you somewhere else, somewhere where nobody can disturb you. somewhere where he is the only one who can look at you, take in all your beauty, your rage, your sadness, everything, really. your wrist started to hurt from his grip, you were oblivious to where he was taking you, you had no idea why he was taking you anyway, so you stayed silent, not by choice though, it was as if your tongue was tied.

the moment you were in an empty area you were being pushed to the ground with miles ontop of you, both your hands were being pinned down by miles bigger hands “what the fuck was that with li’rro? huh?” he asked, voice gravelly “you want him? you wanna be a slut for him? huh? goddamn it! answer me!” he yelled at you and you shrieked in pain when his hand gripped your cheeks.

“what? why are you asking! this does not concern you!” you protested “uh huh? is that so? yes it does concern me! you are nothing but a slut! you want him to mate with you? so you can hop on his dick?” your eyes wide in disbelief shaking your head saying no after a no after a no. he couldn’t possibly mean it- no way he meant whatever he was saying.

“it sure looked like it, babydoll,” he mocked. there it goes again. that asshole side of him. the side he thought he had burried a long time ago “explain then!” he yelled at you making you squirm underneath him.

“there is nothing to explain! i don’t have to explaing anything to you!” you said.

his rough hands left your and went down to his tweng, undoing the knots until his hard cock was free. your eyes fluttered closed as you felt his hands lift up your top and kiss at the soft bud before engulfing it with his warm mouth, his cock poking at your soft tummy as his hips grinded on the soft flesh, his right hand on the side of your waist while his left rubbing at your already wet cunt, it felt good at first but it grew uncomfy with each second passing.

his fingers reached for your queue while he unlatched his mouth from your once soft nipple, lifting it up to his sight of vision, the pink tedrils moving begging to be connected with another queue, and he gave them what they want. he reached for his queue and connected the both. he saw the way your pupils were blown the send the tendrils of his queue wrapped around yours, he felt your fear, your excitement, and you felt his rage, his lust, his needs. and you loved every bit of it.

his hand went to your tweng pulling it all the way down to your thighs. then he leaned forward, his leaking tip touching your clit, he marked how a gentel touch to your clit made you whine and buck your hips up, he wanted to know how you’d react when his cock is deep down inside of you, he slowly started dragging it down to your entrance, and with a single thrust, his cock was deep inside your cunt. you moaned out loud at the feeling of being full, your back arched when his fingers toyed with your clit, it was too much, the way his cock was mercilessly slamming in you, the brutal pace he set, it was all too much, it made you feel warm inside.

“f-fuck, you feel so fucking good,” he said, his cock purposefully aiming at your sweet spot. the forest was filled with your high keening, his grunts and the sounds of skin slapping against skin wetly. His steady rhytm started to falter, his thrust shortening down to grinding as he approached the edge. the friction on your clit from his fingers was enough. but then he slammed inside one last time, stilling his hips “you want me to finish inside you? fill you up like a pretty girl? huh? want to carry my baby?” you nodded your head, both of you moaning loudly as he filled you up with his release. you watched in awe, his chest rising and falling steadily as he panted, catching his breath, then slowly pulling out. he got up and caught your lips in a hot slow kiss, his tongue inside your mouth, exploring every inch of your mouth, his fangs catching your lower lip bitting at the plump skin, he doesn’t know how he managed to break the kiss and the connection your queues held. he laid down next to you with your head on his chest, his hand ontop of yours as you closed your eyes, drifting off to a deep slumber, he knew he was going to sleep happily tonight with you on his side.

@tieflingteeth

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[buzz-in-your-veins]

Sleepy

There’s a reason Blitzø’s not allowed to cast the portal spell.

Warning: Possibly slightly out of character.

Loona had popped out for coffee. She’d been gone for five minutes.

Yet somehow, fucking Blitzø had screwed up.

Again.

The Grimuor was on the table, surrounded by three prone bodies.

Loona heard Blitzø’s phone from his office, and, paying no mind to the coffee staining her fur, she sprinted to the door, yanked it open, snatched Blitzø’s phone and slammed her claw onto the answer button so hard it cracked.

Oops.

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO, YOU BRAINDEAD BIRD REJECT!?”

There was pure silence on the other line, and for a moment, Loona worried she’d answered the phone to the wrong person.

“Loona? What happened?”

Nevermind.

“WHAT HAPPENED?! MY DUMBASS DAD USED YOUR STUPID PORTAL SPELL AND NOW MY-THOSE IDIOTS ARE FUCKING DEAD!”

Loona was shaking, she couldn’t think. She’d only just found her family, she couldn’t lose them.

“Loona? It’s me, I need you to breathe, okay? Are they breathing?”

Her soul-sisters voice helped to soothe her. As she walked back into the reception, she worked on getting even, measured breaths.

Stepping over the coffee she’d dropped earlier, she listened, four heartbeats, slow breathes she’d come to associate with the imps, and gently moving chests.

Loona felt pure relief flood through her, they weren’t dead.

“Loona?”

Octavia’s voice sounded again, and Loona felt absolute embarrassment flood her, she’d screamed at Stolas for what happened, she’d been stupid and rash, convinced they were dead.

“Loona?”

“Yea, yea, they’re breathing.”

“There are two spells on that page, most likely they just used the sleep spell, they’ll be okay. They’ll just sleep for a while.”

“Okay, I’ll get them home. We’re still going to goth-topic later.”

Loona heard Octavia’s faint chuckles, and smiled. She knew how much Octavia was healing.

“Bye Lu.”

Ending the call, Loona grimaced when she saw what she’d done to Blitzø’s phone. She’ll need to get him a new one, fuck.

She opened a portal to M&M’s place, going through to put Moxxie and Millie into bed, promising internally to text them once she got Blitzø home.

Stepping back and closing the portal, she picked Blitzø up, getting the van to drive them home. Once they got home, Loona gently placed Blitzø in bed, tucking the covers over him. She smiled.

Her family was okay, and she was happy.

She took a picture, purely for blackmail purposes

She felt a tug on her fur as she made to leave, and realised Blitzø was holding on to her.

Grabbing a pillow, Loona sat on the floor.

She was only sitting there till Blitzø let go.

No-one noticed Stolas texting Blitzø.

‘Loona called you dad.’

She never did text M&M.

So three hours later, when they bust through Blitzø’s door, that was how they found their boss and the hellhound.

Millie placed a blanket around Loona, and took a photo before they made their leave. Four hours later, when Blitzø woke up to Millie’s message, Loona’d left a note and gone out.

Feedback is always appreciated <3

Reupload.

~Vyrus

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[blueparadis]

꒰ NANAMI KENTO + PRAISE KINK ꒱

꒰+꒱ content warnings — afab-reader, explicit smut, teasing, domestic fluff, f!oral,m!oral, m!receiving, blow job, praise kink, Nanami is just tensed, power play, power imbalance,mention of yu haibara.word count — 1k

꒰+꒱ notes — via this line paradis is now connecting to @sanjithesimp @yuujispinkhair | event masterlist.

“Yu, stay right here and watch carefully!”, Nanami contorted as he spoke before turning and walking towards the end of the corridor. “Just be careful when I'll knock, three times.”, haibara tartly reminded him before he was walking into a freshly sprouted catastrophe.

“yeah, yea- the usual. I know ”, his lazy remark faded with his figure as he turned to face the door of your room.

His breathing was erratic. He was nervous. How could he not? He was visiting your room, on his wedding day. Scandalous, more previously, impulsive but he was getting more and more restless in his room.

And, his beloved seniors, Satoru and Suguru weren't much help. Thanks to his best friend, Yu haibara who kept them busy with handling the guests and took his whiney ass at your doorstep. He exhaled a deep breath before knocking.

“It’s me!”, a husky voice perforated through the door and your friend, Sachiko, who is your bridesmaid shot you a smile before walking up to the door.

You took the moment to wrap a silk bathrobe and as the door opened you saw your fiancé in a plain white shirt and trousers.

“I’ll wait outside!”, Sachiko assured but Nanami was about to protest but she eyed him because she knows you'll be needing privacy for this man.

“Hey!”, he uttered with a grin smothering his face. “Nice weather, isn't it?”. It was raining. You liked it but he seriously couldn't just come up here to say that did he?

Nanami is a man of resolve and ethics and it's astonishing enough to expect a visit even if he joked about this a lot when you talked about the wedding. Just how nervous was he.

“I was bored. Gojo and Geto were eating every cell of my brain. I was about to pluck my hair out but thanks to Yu—

Nothing after that came out through his lips registered in your brain. He was so adorable. You've never seen him like that, senses tensed and drowning in nervousness. So, you couldn't help but kiss him to calm him down.

That worked wonders. He stopped talking but as his eyes bored into yours you muttered, “uh-oh!” and the very lips you kissed curved in crescent pulling you closer.

“Oh my god. What. are. you. doing?”, you wanted to scream at him but that would make things messy. “I was supposed to ask you that.”, he quipped and you hated how he had you under his spell.

You broke free of his embrace and walked up to the mirror. “Well, you were nervous. Now you're not!”, you turned around only to find him sitting on the edge of the bed with confusion lurking underneath his irises.

“Hey? what's wrong? Was it the kiss?”, you crouched as your knees touched the floor to get a good look at your man. He was in shambles and it was turning you on.

Never before in six years of relationship you've seen him this worried. “if it was about the kiss, I'm sorry.”, you rested your palms over his thighs. He was unbothered. “No”, he replied eyes still unable to meet yours. “I missed you. I wanted to see you.” his eyes shifted on you,

“And now, I don't wanna go.” You blinked. Once. Twice. Is he being serious? Or is he just teasing you? You couldn't tell but you'd be a fool to let this opportunity slip because live-in with him came with a lot of sex yet when the wedding bells rang you could have sworn that you hated the petty ceremony that was something like an official declaration of “oh we're just going to fuck eacthother’s brains out before babies pop outta’ me”

Swiping away such thoughts you slid your hands up his thighs as you whispered, “Well, let me help you with that. ’can give you something to occupy your mind.” Before he could put two and two together you unzipped his trousers, sliding down his boxers having his cock in your hand.

The tip was limped, he was turned on. You guessed probably it was his distance for the last few weeks from you that pushed him to think of you, that made him drop a visit today but when you looked up you noticed his eyes were on you, on your glistening skin, the perked nipples.

Without a word, you took his member in your mouth. At first, you gave a few broad sucks over his girthy cock, and when you heard his moans taking a glance you started to suck the tip like a lollipop. He was throwing back his head with the hem of his shirt tucked between his teeth, hands gripping the bed sheets because you picked up a little speed.

You pulled away, strings of saliva coating his tip and it leaked a little bit of pre. His hand was about to do the rest since he is trying his best to have you on his lap to fuck you witless but started to pump his cock steadily as you sat beside him.

Kento didn't want to curse you, especially on his wedding day but you were pressing his buttons. He kept groaning, trying his best to suppress his moans but eventually gave in as his lips crashed onto yours. It tasted of sheer hunger for you and desperation to devour you.

And you reverted with the same intensity as you gave his hard cock a few more strokes. white spurts leaked a little feel on the floor. "Ah fuck", Nanami blurted out loudly. He hadn't felt that in a while, the euphoric high whenever he's inside you.

You cupped his face gaining his attention mustering up all the courage to say, "Good boy!" and that ticked off his patience. He let out a throaty chuckle and leaned closed to your ears, "Oh dear! how the tables have turned", making you smile.

Before leaving your room he remarks, "You're going to pay for the stunt you just pulled baby"

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[depressopax]

Dating apps - Mike Ehrmantraut x gn!reader (scenario)

Pairing: Mike Ehrmantraut x gn!reader Genre: "Angst" with happy ending, scenario Warning(s): Nothing “too explicit” - mostly kissing and mention of sexual tension. Colleagues, Mike being a jerk lol, Mike and reader having an argument. Age gap, gender neutral reader, cuss words, jealousy, mention of drugs, reader is queer, Mike and reader has a past Words: 1.2K Summary: You work for Gus Fring, and do missions together with Mike. Tired of the single life and rejection, you decide to download a dating app, little did you know, Mike is jealous. English is not my main language, if I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! <3

“Are you listening to a word I’m saying?” Mike hisses.

“Yea, I’m sorry!” 

You reply, but honestly? You totally zoned out there for a second. Feeling ashamed for not hearing Mike out, you close the dating app and put your phone away. He glares at you, where you sit in his car beside him.

“What’s up with you today?”

“What do you mean?”

Hanging out with Mike is… Complicated. He’s either in a good mood and can actually be nice talking to, or he’s just really grumpy and quiet. Seems like he woke up on the wrong side of the bed today… 

“You’ve been staring into your phone, smiling, all day.”

It is true. You have been letting your guard down all day, distracted with having conversations with people on this one dating app a friend recommended. You are part of Gus' drug empire, working with distribution. Since you’re pretty new and “inexperienced”, Gus still doesn’t trust you to do tasks alone. For two months, you’ve been accompanied by Gus enforcers, often Mike. 

He sees you as an “annoying brat”, whilst you see him as a grumpy old man. 

The first few weeks with him were hell, but somehow, you grew fond of the older man. After weeks of stupid arguments and being assholes to one another, you cracked a joke, to which he actually laughed at. Surprised but satisfied, you continued telling him jokes, and he did the same to you. You had a playful banter between the two of you, and everything was fine, until something happened two weeks ago…

Still high on adrenaline after a dangerous mission, you kissed Mike. He kissed you back for a couple of seconds before pulling away and never mentioned it again, leaving you confused and wondering if you did anything wrong. When you asked him about the kiss the next day, he simply told you to “forget about it”, and has acted distance since. 

“Y/n, for fuck sake.” 

Mike calls, bringing you back to reality. 

“...Sorry?”

“You’ve been smiling at your phone all day, you got a date or something?”

“Maybe. So what?” 

Your voice is colder than intended, and he goes quiet. 

After a few moments of awkward silence, he pulls over at a café. You turn to him in confusion.

“I asked you earlier if you wanted to grab some lunch.” He sounds annoyed, but then he sighs, his voice softening. “It’s lunch time and we still have a long car ride left.”

“Sure, I could eat something.”

He parks the car, and just then, your phone buzzes. It’s a message from a woman you matched with earlier. Curiously, you open the app.

“Dating apps? Really?”

“Yea. It’s a thing now, old man” You mutter. He grunts in reply. “Let me see that.”

“Hey!-”

Before you can react, he grabs your phone. 

“What the fuck happened?” 

Mike snaps, and you hold back laughter, seeing that “he matched” with someone.

“That happens if you swipe right.”

“Talk English, please.”

Leaning closer to him, you start explaining how the app works. He looks entertained.

“What a silly app.”

He scoffs and then leaves the car. You roll your eyes at his behavior. He almost seems… Annoyed? Jealous? You quickly shake the feeling off, trying to not act too delusional. 

As you leave the car, Mike locks the door and starts walking to the café without looking back at you. You have to run up to him and the phone buzzes again. Your laughter causes Mike to furrow his eyebrows in confusion.

“Your match just wrote “Hey hot stuff” to you!”

“My match?- I didn’t know how that damn app worked, goddammit y/n.”

“Alright! If you don’t want him, I’ll take him.”

He clenches his jaw and continues walking. 

Mike chooses a spot in the corner of the cafe with two couches. He’s already looking at the menu when you come back from the bathroom, sitting across from him. 

“Your phone has been blowing up. You seem to be popular.”

The comment makes your face heat up, and you quickly grab your phone, suddenly annoyed by Mike’s shitty mood.

“What do you want me to do? Apologize for trying to find love?”

“Do you need to do it during a fucking mission?”

He roars, his blue eyes staring at you. You stare back at him, too tired to argue back. You bite the inside of your cheek, holding back the emotions you’re feeling. 

“Ready to order?” 

The waiter asks, you feel relieved when he interrupts the awkward silence. Mike orders a sandwich and a coffee black, while you order a cappuccino. When the waiter walks away, Mike looks at you again, but with a softer expression this time. His voice is still stern when he says:

“You should eat something.” 

“Not hungry.”

You say with a shrug. 

“I care about you, y/n.” 

“Then fucking show it.” 

Mike sighs. You look up at him, meeting his guilty eyes. 

“Dating apps are so… Superficial. You deserve better than some selfish person you’ve met online.”

“You’re jealous.”

You say, before even having time to think before speaking. You expect him to be pissed off, that’s why it’s a surprise to see him shrug.

“So what if I am?”

“Mike… I kissed you last week, and you haven’t really shown interest in me since.”

It’s only when talking about it out loud, that you realize how much it hurts. Your eyes suddenly burn from holding back the strong emotions inside of you.

“I’m older than you.”

“No shit.”

He chuckles and gives you a smile. You try looking unfazed, although that smile of his makes your heart skip a beat. 

“I bet I can take you on a better date than any of those bimbos you’re talking to.”

You should be mad at him, but the way he describes your matches, clearly jealous, is entertaining. You manage to blink the few tears away, and lean forward.

“Oh? Is that a challenge?”

“Let me take you on a date, y/n. I’ll show you how someone as sweet and smart as you should be treated.” 

Mike almost sounds anxious when suggesting the date, scared that you’ll reject him. 

“...Depends. Are you gonna be all grumpy and judgemental?”

“No.”

His reply comes quickly, and the expression on his face tells you he means it. 

“Fine.”

Your heart beats like crazy from shock and happiness. As your coffee arrives, Mike keeps looking at you, barely noticing the coffee before him. His smile is one you’ve never seen before.

“Sit next to me.”

His voice is sweet, yet demanding. Without a second thought, you move seats. 

Mike’s rough hand moves down to your thigh, and he tilts your head up towards him. His lips brushes against yours before he moves in, covering your lips with his. Just like him, his kisses are rough and demanding, yet sweet and gentle. 

Once he pulls away from the kiss he leaves you flustered and surprised. 

With his hand still caressing your thigh, he sips his coffee, looking smug about leaving you speechless. 

“I bet no one on that dumb app can kiss you like that.”

I made a smutty"part 2" for this story! :) WHERE ARE MY FELLOW MIKE SIMPS? SAY "AYYYY"

#fanfic writing #x reader #one shot #writeblr #breaking bad #better call saul #breaking bad smut #brbabcs #brba #mike ehrmantraut x reader #mike ehrmantraut #gn!reader #mike ehrmantraut smut #ehrmantraut #jonathan banks #mike ehrmantraut x gn!reader #Mike is hot af #angst #light angst #fluff #angst with a happy ending #drabble #scenarios #scenario #fanficition #fan fiction #fanfic authors #fanfic readers #fanfiction #fanfiction writer

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Overwhelmed(Part 11 Vinny x Garmadon)

(You should check out parts 1-10 if you haven’t already, yea guys I’m uploading again I think it’ll be a little longer and hopefully better than part 10 cause like I had no idea what to write for that part and I was extremely busy but I care about ya’ll so I made time)

After that little outburst at Misako, Garmadon just stormed off to his room went in, “Garm..?What’s wrong..?”Vinny asked knowing something was off. There was no response instead Garmadon just stood there. Vinny placed his book to the side. “Sweetheart…come here…”Vinny said holding out his arms inviting Garmadon into a hug. The larger was hesitant but hugged his lover and hid his face in Vinnys’ chest. “Do you wanna talk about it…?”Vinny asked which Garmadon mumbled no.

Vinny held Garmadons’ hand which was repeated by the larger. “Did you get into a fight with someone…?”Vinny asked, the thought of what just happened stressed Garmadon out and he squeezed Vinny’s’ hand tightly. Since he isn’t necessarily human his grip was much tighter. It hurt Vinny and it didn’t help that it was the one that is burnt, Vinny thought his heart is pure he didn’t say anything not wanting his lover to be upset even more. Vinny used his left hand to stoke Garmadons’ sliver hair. “Was it Lloyd..?”He asked which Garmadon shook his head. “I won’t ask you anymore questions I don’t want to make you uncomfortable”Vinny added.

There was a knock at the door, it was Lloyd and Wu. The two had heard the whole argument between Garmadon and Misako, they both felt a sense of guilt. “May we come in?”Wu asked which Vinny nodded to. They both walked in and sat on the bed. Lloyd was staring at how Garmadon was holding onto Vinny he wanted to hate it but he couldn’t he has seen how the two act and can help but think the two make a good couple. “Do you know what happened..?”Vinny asked, Wu nodded in response. Vinny gently lifted Garmadons’ head, “Can they tell me what happened…?”He asked calmly if his lover didn’t want him know then he wouldn’t know no matter how curious he is. Garmadon nodded before nuzzling Vinnys’ chest. “Ok so what happened?who the fuck made him upset?”Vinny asked his whole attitude changed from aww my poor sweetheart to I’m gonna fucking kill someone. Lloyd and Wu could really tell Vinny was serious. “Ok so what happened is…” (I’m not explaining that go read the other parts and find out)

After they finished explaining Vinny looked flustered at the fact Garmadon said those things about him and pissed off he looked like he was gonna go kill Misako. Garmadon was quiet he didn’t want to think about it so he said nothing and continued to cling onto Vinny. “When I get my fucking hands on I’m gonna…”Vinny whispered looking away but clearly not quiet enough as all three of them heard him. Garmadon felt flustered at the thought of Vinny being protective of someone who could very much protect himself. “We understand you’re angry but please try to avoid Misako I don’t need anything else happening”Wu said.

Garmadon looked up at Vinny before gently kissing him and saying, “I love you..”then going back to snuggling him. Vinny turned this bright red and stared at Wu and Lloyd who were just as surprised as Vinny. “So I was right”Wu said causing Lloyd to turn to him. “What do you mean you were right?”He asked, “Did you not see their unusually close bond”Wu said, Lloyd was gonna say something else but said, “Fair enough”. “Well you know now, the only person that knew about it was Nya, she walked in on me showering Garm in kisses”Vinny said. “I’d appreciate it if you don’t tell anyone else”He added causing the two to nod in agreement. “I want to know everything, more so on the lines how the fuck did you confess”Lloyd said.

(ok I don’t have anymore time I think I’ll upload tomorrow I’m sorry for anyone wanting the redemption story to have a new part I’ll try to upload for both tomorrow there’s just so much family events and drama happening sorry for any spelling mistakes I hope you enjoy this chapter is longer but I don’t think it’s that great I think I like the other chapter more)

#fanfiction #ninjago #survivalshipping #vinnyxgarmadon #garmadon #vinnyofngtvnews

[ttrpgsmoved]

🤥👪🎂🪤💘

oc emoji ask game!

🤥 LYING - are they good liars? do they have tells to show they're lying?

INCREDIBLY GOOD AT LYING. +13 deception PULL THROUGHHH. he has to be tho. he had to get out of trouble a LOT when he was young. and soon found out that words were his best asset when its magic was restricted

👪 FAMILY - what is their family like? what is your ocs relationship to them? does your oc have any siblings?

no siblings! only child alert 🚨🚨🚨 so he only has his parents. and well. it's so complicated. teifling family in athkatla as a magic user. so. his parents restricted him and sheltered him a lot when he was young. he rebelled and got into fights. ran away from home but still kept in contact after a long while. but then cut off said content out of the blue. he still loves them don't get me wrong. but so many forces are working against them for them to have a great relationship. and it's not even their fault

🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE - when is their birthday? do they like celebrating it?

going to be honest i never will understand fictional calenders and gave up trying years ago with dragon age. didnt even bother with baldur's gate so i'm skipping that

but irt how he celebrated its birthday. he just goes on to have a normal day. back in athkatla he has a 'better' meal with his family as a celebration. meaning his parents cooked its favourite dish. but in the circus, everyday kinda felt like a birthday? so what was the point celebrating what you did everyday? but yea. after the events of bg3 gale didnt let this go. made sure to spoil him even more on its bday

🪤 MOUSE TRAP - what will always lure them into certain danger? a loved one in danger? a promise of something they are always searching for?

honestly don't need to promise it anything. he sees something that's kinda vague and is like... is no one curious? is no one going to look into this? and is like well... time to find out then. like he just cannot let a thing go. it is SO NOSY he WILL find out what the fuck is going on. all the better if he can gain something from it. whether it be gold or a new spell

💘 HEART W/ ARROW - what traits do they look for in a relationship? do they believe in love at first sight?

no he doesn't believe in love at first sight. funnily captured in this moment in the game. he very much does not believe in this stuff. like the concept of soulmates n shit like that is just bullshit to him. it doesnt make sense for it that in such a large world there is a soulmate for you and it's conveniently close to you 99% of the time?? nah. he very much cherishes the bond built between him and his partner rather than the initial infatuation. usually, he doesn't trust his feelings fully in the beginning of a relationship because of this. but i guess gale was an exception lol. i mean. the end of the world and the tadpole did make him do some. less than wise choices. thankfully this ended up being a good one. but yea i say what he looks for in a relationship is ultimately support. even if at certain times that may seem like going against the other's wishes.

#ask #ask game #SORRY THIS IS LONG....

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Has anyone thought of the possibility of PLATONIC yandere miguel and miles(or y/n)??

Edit: I think this may have turned out more of just overprotective father figure!Miguel rather then platonic yandere!miguel. So I'm sorry about that :(

(This is all strictly platonic as miles is 15/16 and miguel is in his 30s or something, flowerfang/flowerbite DNI, this is a father and son relationship only!!)

(Also, platonic shipping warning? I checked the shipping wiki and Google, platonic shipping is just appreciating two fictional characters who are friends or have a familial bond, please correct me if I'm wrong!/gen)

(Warning! Cussing, bad spelling, and OOC!characters)

Okay, so like, miles meeting miguel and as soon as miguel sees him he's like "...that's my son now." (No offense to miles actual dad XD), like seriously, imagine miguel helping miles wiht his spanish and stuff, or jsut doing his spanish homework for him because miles is forgetting all his spanish. Miguel literally breaking into miles house/or whenever miles is staying at, at like 6 in the morning to make him breakfast because that man is emotionally constipated and doesn't know how to show affection other then gifts or acts of service. Miguel saying how "he(miles) needs to be studied and taken care of, he's the original anomaly. He needs supervision." While holding adoption papers. Or miguel literally having a rivalry with miles dad on who's the better father and shit(sorry that is jsut way too funny for me XDD). Miguel packs miles a beautiful spiderman 2099 lunch box(with either Quesadillas or Empanadas, or even both.). That one scene in ITSV where miles dad is like "you gotta say i love you back." And stuff? That's miguel whenever miles goes off on a mission(let's pretend he let's miles into the spider society). And miles is so done with miguels bullshit, like he jsut has this tired deadpanned expression(which when I imagine it, is absolutely hilarious.), but he can't really do anything cause miguels like 6'9 behemoth and miles is just a 15 year old boy.

(Miles and miguel cooking, incorrect quote)

Miguel: mijo, are you okay??

Miles, crying: yea it's jsut these onions.

Miguel @ the onions: what the fuck did you do to my son

(Got that off Google tumblr images :] )

Miguel glaring at hobie because he believes hobie may be a bad influence on miles. Or miguel making sure miles has like 3 other spider-people come with him on missions to make sure he's protected.

Sorry this doesn't have much of a 'yandere vibe' to it, I'm not good at writing yandere characters, but I'm trying to learn and this came out alot more of just miguel being overprotective father figure rather then a platonic yandere, so please forgive me for that. ;-;

#random tired rants #random tired writings #headcanons #headcanon #hcs #miles morales #atsv headcanons #atsv #across the spiderverse #atsv hcs #atsv miles #into the spiderverse #itsv #itsv headcanons #itsv hcs #itsv miles #miguel o'hara headcanons #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara hcs #atsv miguel #miles morales hcs #miles morales headcanons #platonic shipping #platonic ship #yandere miguel o'hara #platonic yandere #platonic yandere miguel o'hara #father and son #yandere #miles morales & miguel o'hara

[damonjuicyscock]

Pictures of you-Chapter 9 (90's Liam Gallagher X Reader)

Pairing: 90's Liam Gallagher X Reader

Warnings: Language (because Liam tho), Fluff, smut (oral F receiving, p in V sex), maybe a few spelling mistakes

Words: 4071 (yeah I promised I'd make it up to you)

Summary: You and Liam are now having a love relationship. This is the beginning of your love story. You get hurt, you get loved, you spent end of year celebrations in Manchester with Liam's family, and you discover more of Liam's good sides.

A/N: I AM BACK ! I've been pretty sick last week but I feel better. Thank you for all your kind messages and your patience, I send you lots of love ! Here is chapter 9, I hope you will love it !

ENJOY

(Isn't he incredibly cute ?)

November 5th 1995- London:

I woke up around 11 am, with Liam’s arm wrapped around me. Doubt invaded me, as well as great anxiety.

The previous night, he was drunk. What if when he would wake up, everything he said would be gone? What if he was mean to me again?

What if he didn’t love me?

My thoughts were cut by the phone ringing, which woke Liam up. He grumbled and opened his beautiful blue eyes. I threw my arm on my bedside table and grabbed the phone and answered.

Hello?

Hey Y/N, this is…

Hi Noely

Hey, huh… we’re waiting for soundcheck, and our kid isn’t here, he left the party without telling anyone, could ye try to call him?

I looked at Liam, asking for permission and he nodded.

No need to, he’s with me. He drank too much last night, so he just woke up. I’ll tell him to hurry.

What the fuck is he doing at yous place? Noel shouted

I looked at Liam again and he mouthed a “I called ye” after hearing his brother shout.

He called me, he entered Hyde Park illegally, he wanted to talk, I don’t know why he chose me.

Okay. Just tell him to hurry, right? We can’t go further without him.

Yup, I’ll join you.

Okay.

We’ll be there in less than an hour.

You better.

I hang up and laid beside the Mancunian that was in my bed.

Mornin’. He said, smiling

Morning! I answered

Slept tight?

Like a log. You?

Same. I slept with me arm around the bird I want.

Oh yeah?

Okay, anxiety was gone, but doubt was still here.

Yea.

His arm pushed me closer to him and his lips came to kiss mine tenderly.

So it was real then. He really liked me a lot and wanted me.

We should hurry, your brother will kill you.

We have all the time in the world. I can arrive at 2 or 3pm, it won’t change anything. I know ye hate this part of me, but they need me, they can’t do anything without me.

I hate this part of you, yes, but you’re right, they need you.

The thing being I want to cuddle the rest of the morning. They’ll have to wait.

And that’s what happened. When we arrived at 13h, Noel was furious.

We’ll arrive in less than an hour, my ass! Were ye fucking kidding me Y/N?! Noel shouted

It’s not her fault the chief, it’s mine. Liam said

Oh so you two were fucking? Hope it was worth it because we’re fucking late! Ye should have thought with yer fucking brain and not with yer pussy Y/N!

Oi, I said it was me fault Noel, don’t speak to her like that, she doesn’t deserve it!

Ye deserve better than this twat Y/N, I even preferred when ye were with Coxon!

Shut the fuck up man! Liam said, balling his fists

Leave it Liam, I’ll handle this.

But…

Please Liam, I can defend myself.

Liam nodded, threw a dark look to his brother, and went towards the other guys.

What the fuck is wrong with you Noel?!

I’m just trying to protect ye, I know me brother, he’ll hurt ye.

Are you jealous?

For what? You and Liam? Don’t be fucking ridiculous, yer nothing more than me friend, me sister, and I just see ye as it.

Then why?

Ye don’t know what he’ll do. He’s gonna fuck ye up Y/N.

How did you become such a prick Noel? Since last year I don’t recognize you!

I just grew up. And am I being a prick fer trying to keep ye from being hurt like I promised a month ago, when Liam hurted ye fer the millionth time? Ye know what? Perfect, date him, do whatever ye like, yer an adult. But don’t come crying if he hurts ye once more because I warned ye.

Noel left to go on stage for soundcheck. I didn’t know what to think. How could he be so mean towards his own brother? He wasn’t like this the year before. Maybe he started hating him since September 1994. The problem was, he was entirely right.

*

November 27th 1995- Manchester

“- What about Justine of Elastica, do you really fancy her then?

-Yea.

-Are you gonna go for her?

-Nah, she’s gonna go fer me.”

Liam looked at me to see my reaction.

“– So how much do you fancy her? How are you gonna get her?

-What makes the world go around d’ye know what I mean, if I get her, I get her, if I don’t, I don’t. I’ll be disappointed in the matter, d’ye know what I mean? But if I get her, I get her.”

I looked at Liam, confused and hurt.

You looked serious.

Fuck, that’s why I didn’t want ye to watch this interview. Why did ye insist Y/N? He said, rolling his eyes

I don’t know Liam, it looked so real when you said it.

Liam got on his knees on front of me and took my hands in his.

Y/N, sweetheart, I can promise ye, I didn’t mean anything I said. I was drunk but I knew what I said, and it only was to piss Damon off. These people, fucking journalists like that and paps. You know they started the “Britpop war” thing. I was just fucking telling them what they wanted to hear, me.

Promise?

Of course I promise! Did I ever lie to ye? He said, sitting beside me on the sofa

No you didn’t, even when it was to be mean. But you have to understand my insecurity.

There’s no fucking reason to be insecure anymore Y/N.

I know Liam, and I’m trying! I said, tears threatening to fall from my eyes

I know, me. Please don’t cry, I don’t like to see ye cry.

He threw his arms around me, holding me tight.

No one’s gonna hurt ye. No one. I won’t let them. He said

*

December 22nd 1995- Manchester:

The paparazzis were hovering outside Liam’s place in London. But him and I weren’t here, but arriving in Manchester, at his mum’s place for the end of year celebrations.

Noel was already here, with Meg, who was now his girlfriend.

Peggy welcomed us at the second the cab stopped in front of her new house.

The two brothers bought it for her, as they promised, and she wanted 4 bedrooms, so she could also welcome her sons. At the time, Paul was still living with her, but was planning on buying an apartment.

Peggy wanted her sons to decorate their bedrooms just like they wanted.

Me boy, now everyone is here. She said, approaching us to hug her son

Hi mam.

They hugged, and to my surprise, Peggy hugged me too.

Y/N, long time no see! she said smiling

Hello Peggy.

Come on ye two, it’s time fer tea, get in the living room, Noel and Meg are already waiting.

We entered the house and went into the living room, fully decorated by Peggy herself, where Noel and Meg were sat.

Hi you two! I said

Y/N, hi ! Noel answered

He hugged me and hugged his brother.

I embraced Meg, she welcomed us, and the two brothers went in the kitchen to help their mother.

You’re saving me Y/N, I feel so ill at ease… Meg said

Why’s that? I said worried

Well you know… it’s the first time I meet Peggy…

Oh Meg, don’t worry, I feel ill at ease too, but don’t worry, Peggy is a sweetheart, and so are you. I’m sure she already loves you.

Really?

Of course! How can she not!

Meg smiled, holding my hand.

The boys and their mother came back, laying out tea and biscuits for snacking on the coffee table.

So, how does the decoration of Noel’s room is working? Peggy asked

Pretty good actually! Meg answered

Are ye ready fer me Liam’s room tomorrow Y/N?

If it’s painting, always, I just hope he won’t ask me to draw him a Mr Benn on the wall! I laughed

Shut up! Liam answered, laughing as well

Seeing her son laugh was a blessing for Peggy and was making her smile.

Then we heard the door open, and Paul made its appearance.

It was the first time ever I was meeting the eldest brother. The same that accompanied us to buy paints for Liam’s bedroom.

What color do you want? I asked

I see something blue.

Of course you would say that. But what type of blue?

Sky.

Blue sky? Are you sure they have this?

It’s a fucking DIY shop, trust me, if they don’t have it, they’ll make it up fer me! Now get on that cart, yer gonna roll baby!

I got on the cart and Liam put his arms on each part around me and started running in the shop, pushing the cart.

I started laughing and screaming, having so much fun.

Liam finally found the color he wanted, the day after would be used for decoration.

*

December 23rd 1995:

Even if we woke at practically noon, we spent the afternoon painting Liam’s bedroom in full blue.

Then he decided to realise the fucking cliché of the battle of paint.

I ended up blue as a smurf, Liam’s body against mine, my back against the painted wall, his lips on my neck, giving me chills.

Ye know what’s missing? He asked, between kisses

No, what? I whimpered

A mirror on the ceiling.

Why?

So ye could watch me while I do things to ye.

I smiled

What type of things? I teased

Anything ye want, love.

Liam tapped my thighs, indicating me to jump, which I did.

I wrapped my legs around his pelvis, feeling his hard-on against my clothed womanhood, dry humping me.

Liam was tugging at my tee, as if asking permission to take it off.

I would have let him if someone didn’t knock at the door at the same time. He let go of my thighs quickly, both acting as if everything was normal.

Meg opened the door, asking if we wanted tea, and asking us why we were both covered in paint.

Liam and I looked at each other, as we bursted out laughing.

*

When I got out of the shower, I covered myself with a towel. At the same time, Liam entered the bathroom without knocking, which made me jump.

Fuck, I can’t wait to get rid of all this fucking paint.

You looked for it, you started first.

Oh yea? was it me? He said, a devilish smile on his face, approaching me

Please Li’, I spent half an hour getting rid of this fucking paint, don’t make me dirty again.

Oh, but what if I make ye wet? He said, grabbing the towel that covered me

Already am.

Really? And what’s under this towel?

You could find out. I answered with a seductive look.

Liam’s lips crushed on mine, kissing them in a harsh and passionate kiss. My tongue asked for entrance and deepened the kiss, until I broke it.

But not now. I asked, separating my body from his

The young lad grunted.

Fucking hell, you’ll kill me woman!

I hope not!

This night, we had to sleep in the living room, while Liam’s bedroom was drying. Liam hired a handyman to put the shelves in his bedroom, put up his double bed, hang the curtains… Because we were going to his aunt’s house the next day, and let’s say it didn’t go as planned.

*

December 24th 1995- Still in Manchester

Sexual tension and lust were at their climax. I was sweating in winter because my lovely boyfriend whispered sweet nothings to me then dirty things that aroused me. And we were at his aunt’s house, and this was pretty unfair.

So I decided to take revenge. I was clearly turning him on in public. I put my hand on his bulge, massaging it under the table, watching his reactions while talking with the others.

Before the dessert, I decided to go to the bathroom, sending a look to Liam that was clearly meaning “you better be joining me”.

I didn’t to tell him twice. Because less than 5 minutes after I heard someone open the door and I saw Liam appear.

I smiled.

What is it for? I asked

Are ye fucking serious? Are fucking asking me this? Don’t act fucking innocent.

But I am! I answered, crossing my legs together.

He looked at me doing it.

Well ye won’t be fer long. He said, before crushing his lips on mine

Soon, I was pinned against the door, Liam locking it, his lips on my neck, sucking a hickey on it.

I won’t do anything before you say it. I don’t wanna hurt ye like the other time.

Do it Liam. Do it.

Liam unbuckled his belt, opened his pants and boxers.

I jumped, wrapping my legs around his pelvis while he pushed my undies to the side and slowly entered me.

He held me tight and lowly moaned in my ear while I whimpered in his.

Fuck… I’ve been waiting fer this fer so long… He said

Me too Liam.

He took this as a signal and started thrusting inside me, banging my body against the door.

Liam put his hand on my mouth to keep me from moaning, while he was taking us to our highs.

As I was about to cum, we heard footsteps, and Liam immediately stopped to move.

Y/N, are ye done? I really need to take a piss! I heard Noel say while knocking at the door

Yeah, sorry, give me a minute Noely!

Just make sure it won’t stink when I’ll go there.

Shut the fuck up, I was just powdering my nose!

Ah birds…

Liam looked at me and kissed me. He let go of my body and dressed up, and I did the same before heading back to the table, while Liam passed us by with a cigarette between his lips and winked at me before outside. Noel got up and before leaving the table, spoke in my ear.

Aren’t ye at least a bit fucking ashamed? He whispered-shouted at me

Why? I answered the same

It’s not yer type to “powder yer nose”. Can’t ye both wait to be alone to go at it like bloody rabbits? When I mean make sure it won’t stink I meant sex, I knew he was with ye!

I blushed

It’s none of your business Noel.

*

- So Paul is the only one to accompany me? Peggy asked

- Yea soz mam, Meg is tired, I’m gonna look after her. Noel said

- Y/N and I still have furniture to order in me bedroom, maybe fer New Year’s Eve mam. Liam said

Peggy and Paul were going to midnight mass, and I wasn’t really a believer. The thing I didn’t know was that Liam lied. There was nothing to order in his bedroom.

On my way to the bathroom, while passing in front of Noel’s bedroom door, I heard low feminine moans. Noel was puffed up for telling me what he had told me at lunch, because it showed that he was no better.

I rolled my eyes and entered the bathroom to take a shower. If Noel and Meg were “tired”, so could we.

*

I entered the bedroom with only a towel wrapped my body while he was smoking a cigarette at the window. Oh, and Liam forgot to tell me, or omitted to tell that he had a fucking mirror installed at his ceiling, just as he told me the day before. Let’s play with that.

I let the towel fall at my feet, leaving me bare.

Did ye find the gift fer mam?

I did.

Ye didn’t tell me what it is.

A beautiful jacket I found in the US.

That’s pretty fucking cool!

Are you almost done? I asked

Why?

Dunno, listen next room and turn around.

Oh yeah, I know, I heard them.

Liam turned around, seeing me.

Oh fucking hell… He said, eyes opened wide

I’m just Y/N. I laughed

No, I mean… Fuck yer so hot, I’m so lucky…

He stood there, watching me.

Are you gonna move or are you just gonna stand there staring at me? I smiled

Liam stepped closer, laying his hand on one of my breasts.

I’m soz, it’s been a while… I mean…

That you really did it with love and for love?

Yea. I might look like a fucking virgin.

That’s cute. It’s… technically our first time together you know?

Yea, but we’re not virgins.

No, but we could make it special.

Liam laughed

Oh sweetheart, I always make it special, me.

I rolled my eyes

Liam…

Oh C’mon Y/N, I was just fucking joking. He said before crushing his lips on mine.

It was a passionate kiss, the same he gave me the same day during lunch, but this time, we would have all the time in the world to do what we wanted.

My back found the wall again, it’s like it was his favourite thing. I jumped, wrapping my legs around Liam’s pelvis, him kissing me passionately, and letting his hands wander a bit everywhere on my body.

Soon, I ended up laid on the bed, at my lover’s mercy.

He kissed every inch of me, every part, before ending on my breasts and kissing them, and taking one in his mouth, sucking on it. It caused me to shiver and to moan. I looked at him and I didn’t recognize the Liam I knew. I didn’t know he could be so romantic and so tender.

His lips made their way towards my belly, then my thighs and in between them, licking a stripe at my clit.

Oh God Liam… I whimpered

Let me take care of ye.

No man had ever made me feel like this. Not even Graham. He didn’t even have the time to. But Liam knew what he was doing. He perfectly knew.

He took my clit in between his lips and sucked on it. My hand went to wander in his hair, grabbing a fistful of them while enjoying the moment.

That’s when I felt two fingers at my entrance, pushing inside.

I groaned Liam’s name, him still focused on giving me pleasure.

Soon, my legs started shaking around his head and I was close to the top.

Fuck Liam I’m gonna…

He pulled his fingers out and his tongue away.

I don’t think so. He said a smirk on his face

I whined at the loss, but it was only a matter of seconds.

Liam took all his clothes off in a rush, impatient to feel me around him and straddled me. I could feel his hardness poke against my abdomen.

Huh… I ain’t got any condom…

I’m on the pill Liam.

That’s what I love to hear. Are ye sure? Ye want this? Ye ready?

I am.

I grabbed his face in my hands and kissed him, grinding against him. I could feel precum leak out of his tip.

He slowly entered me without effort, causing us both to moan in unison.

Liam let me get adjusted to his size, waiting for me to give him the greenlight.

I nodded and he started thrusting in me, his lips never leaving mine.

There I was, making love with Liam fucking Gallagher, something I would never have thought would happen one day. And geez, he was good at it.

Do ye love to feel me in ye? Huh? he groaned

Yes, oh yes Liam…

That’s my good girl.

His pace went deeper and faster as I clung to him, my nails digging in his back.

Fuck Y/N, ye feel so good around me…

I moaned in response.

Liam wrapped his arms around me, holding me tight while rolling his hips around mine. This man wasn’t having sex. At least, not with me.

My doubts were going away slowly with his kisses and arms wrapped around me while making love to me. Which doubts? The one that were telling me, Liam Gallagher only has sex and doesn’t make love.

He didn’t tell me he loved me yet, the time hadn’t come yet. But at this right moment, I didn’t need to hear it, because I knew it, he was showing it, proving it to me.

Soon, his movements became sloppy, and his moans were becoming louder, indicating me he was close to coming.

Hold me sweetheart… hold me tight… he groaned

I did what he asked, and this was overwhelming to me.

Liam…

Me too baby.

My legs started trembling again, trying to stay around Liam’s waist, as my walls convulsed around him.

Yer gonna make me cum! He groaned

I came before him, my whole body shivering while holding on to him for dear life, tears spilling from my eyes. I may have gotten a bit emotional with my orgasm washing over me and the situation I was in. Why? Because a part of me thought I didn’t deserve to be loved.

I felt Liam’s lips stutter against mine, coming in white ropes of cum, painting my walls and yelling my name.

His body collapsed on mine, his head falling in my neck, out of breath.

That’s when Noel banged his hand on the wall.

Oi won’t you two fucking shut up? we’re trying to sleep!

You liar, ye just can’t cum because ye hear me having good sex with me bird! Liam shouted

I’m gonna kill this kid. I heard him say lowly

Liam and I laughed at this.

Don’t worry Noely, don’t worry Meg, we’re done, you can keep being tired! I pursued

I heard Noel scream with annoyance, making us laugh again.

Well, seem I found someone like me… Liam said, looking at me, smiling

Oh like you? I can be worse.

No one’s worse than me.

I confirm! Noel shouted

Fuck off, try to have a hard on for yer bird and piss off! Liam answered to his brother

Oh Noel would make us regret this the day after, without a doubt.

Mind a shower? I didn’t wash yet.

Is it your way to propose a second round?

Maybe, only if you want it.

Can you go at it again?

Who do ye think I am? Of course I can!

Liam… Don’t forget that you’re still a human male. It would be normal if you felt tired, I wouldn’t be mad at you, I’m not like the groupies you previously fucked. I’m your girlfriend.

But still my groupie, right?

Yeah, but I don’t have high expectations like them. You can behave normally with me. You know it and you know I hate it. I prefer the romantic and tender Liam who had his arms wrapped around me and asking me to hold him tight.

No one has ever told me that…

Well there’s a first to everything.

This is the first time someone makes me understand that they really like me for who I am.

That’s the truth. I’m honest, always have been.

He kissed me again, getting emotional.

Thank you, Y/N.

No, thank you.

As I said, I finally found someone like me.

And so did I.

#liam gallagher smut #liam gallagher fluff #liam gallagher fanfic #liam gallagher oneshot #liam and noel #noel gallagher x reader #oasis band #oasis

[mangopollution]

please stop being so weird about henry cavill

yes Im aware this post gettin much hate or not even being seen by the fandom. but I want to say it anyway

STOP being so fucking delusional.

we all get it. you already miss him. we already miss him. I already miss him. our wide clean booty playboy geralt leaving us, all we can do is cry and curse god. BUT

some of you, dear co-fandomers, gone way too far. please, stop being so disrestpectfull, mean, mad and creepy. when you post something offensive abt new geralt's actor, try to THINK first. when you spam with "bring back cavill!" hashtag everywhere, try to THINK first. go touch some GRASS when you spelling "n o H e n r y no W i t c h e r"

first of all, he is NOT coming back. Im sad about it too. but no one returns after that kind of break up. imagine, how the new actor/ the new artor's fans feel when you insult them but they did nothing wrong?? like??? wtf. grow up

second of all, you spam about him leaving everywhere, but you have no power over netflix. think you gonna change their mind? the henry motherfucking cavill tried to change their mind for MANY years. he didnt manage. so you will not. btw, you bother people who come to comment sections to talk about THEIR fav characters. like. there are still ciri, jaskier, yen, other witchers, other witches, elves... when post is not about geralt AT ALL, why do anyone has to read your copy-pasted identical stupid comments? get a life

and finally, there is THE WITCHER without HENRY. some actors played him in the past. some actors will play him in the future. the whole fandom existed, exist and will exist with or without him. we love him anyway, he got our hearts, he is a wonderfull actor, passionate about his roles, he loves the sourse, he loves the fans. but all of you shouted about him being a miscast in the first place. and that is TRUE. sorry, but it is. the actor did the role the best way possible anyway. so let him go with love and peace. want to bring up the fact he did good? write an essay.

"this show is doomed" like YEA it was since three words "witcher" "netflix" and "adaptation" ended up in one sentence somehow. not a single sane person expected something really good. we are watching million-budget but third-rate fanfic that was written by drunk and delusional dozen of artists who didnt even talk to each other or read the sourse. why do we have high expectations?

p.s. I saw the comment like "only thing henry wanted is to netflix stick to the sourse. is it too much to ask?" and someone replied with "did you read the books btw?" and the first persone replied "no". I think it says a lot about the whole situation.

#may delete it later #the witcher netflix #netflix #twn #geralt of rivia

[w3ven]

Did i scare you..

18+ Cory Cunningham x fem.reader TW- knife play? “fear” placed on reader (idk)small age gap

this is my first writing ig so if anyone even finds and send request about what doesn’t have to be him :3sorry i’m very illiterate so there isn’t really punctuation and sorry for spelling please understand

“happy halloween kid” is blaring over the loud speakers “my fucking head” you mumbled you have a raging headache you pick ur head back up and cover your ears ..you some how get the school day done with you get home and take a shower as you are in the shower you hear someone come in the house you think it just family so you don’t pay attention to it you get out the shower and wrap a towel around you and open the bathroom door and walk in to the hall you listen and hear no one talking so you yell “hello are you guys home?” no response you walk in your room and see someone on your bed “ what the fuck corey why are you here” you say he looks you up and down “ you are dripping wet” he says as he gets out of bed “get the fuck out you perv are you a professional stalker. you know this is probably why you have no friends ” you are saying as you push him out your room and slam the door in his face “ i take pride in my work” he says in to the door so i can hear him. me and corey have an interesting relationship first off we have an age gap i’m 18 and he is 21 not bad but i’m in high school but we have been best buddies for a while now and i’ll admit it i’m attracted to him but he is a creep. you throw on a tank top and sweats and open the door he is just standing there “get lost” you say as you are about to close the door again but he holds its open “it’s halloween remember” he says giving you a condescending look “ what do you wanna go trick-or-treating” you say as you roll ur eyes “ yes i do with you” he replies “ this sounds like a weird date i should reject” you say as you walk over to ur bed and lay down he walks in and stands next to the bed he is silent you look up and him and see him admiring your body you feel ur stomach get hot and tight • what the hell is wrong with me• you quit get up and try to brush off how you just felt “ fine i’ll go but i have nothing to wear” you say with your back to him then you hear him walking over and he grabs your hand and pulls you out you room down the stairs and outside and he opens the passenger said door to his car and tells you to get in without asking you get in he get in and start driving “ where are we going “ you look and him “to the halloween store to get you something” he says as he speeds up we get to the Store he gets out and opens your door “i’m not going in there im wet and have a take top on im freezing” he takes off his thick hoodie and give it to you “come on” he says as he walks in to the store you can’t help but smell it before you put it on you slowly walk it to the store it’s basically wiped out i mean it’s Halloween you walk over to the womens section to see him there already looking there isn’t much left and all of the costumes are like .. revealing and sexy “ see anything you like” he says as he looks at you “ i’ll just be a black cat” you grab a black leotard cat ears and a tail he takes it from you “i’m paying because i am making you go so” he walks the the check out and pays you were going to protest but he had a point you guys get in the car and go back to your house he drops you off “i’ll come back in a little bit i have um….some things to take care of be ready when i come back” he drives off you get in and see your mom and little brother in the kitchen eating your mom summons you to the kitchen you go in the kitchen “ are you going somewhere” she says looking at the bag of clothes in your hand “yea um i was going to go trick-or-treating with my friend” you say she smiles and says have fun you go up into your room and realize you still have his hoodie on you smile •god why am i so happy over his hoodie• you take the hoodie off and put it under your bed •he isn’t getting this back• you get into your costume • i look like a slut•

you do your makeup and grab one of your hoodies and lay on your bed and wait your mom yells up the stairs that she is taking your brother out then she leaves it’s now 8 pm you are thinking about just getting changed and not going but you hear the front door “corey is that you” you slowly walk down the stairs and the light are off “are you trying to scare me” you walk in to the living room trying to find the light then all the sudden you feel someone grab around your waist and just as you are about to scream you feel there hand cover your mouth you instinctively bite down and hear “ow you fucking bitch” as they let you go “ WTF COREY” you say as you turn the light on “did i scare you?” he says “no you didn’t “ you say obviously lying “that’s a lie i felt you shaking in my arms” he mocks you “are we going or not” you roll your eyes “yea come on let’s go” you go outside with him and started trick-or-treating about an hour goes by you are having so much fun “where even are we” you ask corey only to see he isn’t there you keep looking around cuz you have no idea where you are then you hear a faint voice coming from the woods sound like corey so you walk in to the woods “ you better not be trying to scare me again” as you walk deeper and deeper in to the woods you get more and more scared you seen the abandon house it’s doesn’t look too abandoned though there is a light on in one of the rooms “ corey i’m so i’m scared i cant do this ok just come out please” all the sudden you feel a sharp cold pain in your leg you look down to see you leg has been cut pretty deep and is pouring out blood you try and open your mouth to scream and you try to run but your leg has you fall you the ground you start to crawl away towards the abandon house you look behind you for a second and you see something you never thought you would its Michael Myers in the flesh •i’m dead for sure• he gets closer and closer you try to move faster but you can’t get away he picks you up and throws you over his shoulder the only words you can manage to get out are “ corey please help me please “ you knew he wasn’t going to hear you he continues to carry you upstairs in the abandon house you start to cry he slams you down on an old mattress but with new sheets blankets and pillows •why is everything new?• you don’t have much time to think about that he gets on top of you and start you cut off your costume you try to cover yourself but he puts the knife to your throat you put your hands back down he starts playing with your tits he slowly works his way down to your underwear he cuts them off of you “you are dripping wet” he says • that voice no it’s can’t be• “corey..?” he takes the mask off “yes my love “ he answers “what the fuck is wrong with you i’m leaving” you sit up “oh no your not” he slams you back down on the bed and puts the knife to your throat “do you know how fucking long i wanted this do you know how many nights i have fantasize about you i’m not letting you just get up and leave now and don’t think i’m clueless i see how you act to just admit it you like me” he says you look up at him with fear in your eyes “your so hot when your scared” he says as he unbuckle his pants you close your legs as tight as you can “come on be a good girl for me and i won’t have to hurt you” he says you can’t help put get that feeling in your stomach again he separates your legs and positions himself at your entrance and pushes himself in “you are so tight and wet just like i imagined it to be” he groans out you bite down on ur bottom lip trying to be quiet “come on it’s ok i wanna hear you don’t make me beg” he starts thrusting in and out fast and hard “please slow down “ you whisper “i can’t hear you” he says as he brings his self closer to you “please slow down “ you say again “ not a chance in the world “ he says as he begins to make out with you and slamming in to you harder and faster with every thrust you let the lust take over and started to enjoy the pain and pleasure he was giving your body you don’t want it to end you become a moaning mess “ i’m going to cum”

you moan out “go on then dont wait for me” you release yourself and you hear him moan and put out “looks like we did the same” he gets up and puts his pants back on “ did I scare you” he asks “n-no” you reply such an obvious lie “ your shaking says otherwise” THE END

#michael myers #halloween kills #18+ minors dni #slashers

[thisusernameiswack]

What Happened to Us?

Any male character x cisfem black coded reader

❖ A/N: Alright I’m back. So this is another one shot as well. Its kinda from another one shot I made months ago, I’ll post that as well. Might have some spelling errors feel free to point them out. Anyways hope you enjoy this one! (This low key makes no sense I truly do hope y’all like this)

❖ Warnings: 18+, Angst?, hurt no comfort?, ig nsfw, let me know if there’s more

❖ Word count: 700+

❖ A bit of context: after a heated dispute with your longtime, on and off again ex, you guys hook up. But when a simple word is mentioned, old memories come to resurface and the moment is ruined.

As you lay your head against his naked chest you drift away to your thoughts. His hands continue to pat down your dark curly hair. Every once and a while stopping mid pat to capture a curl around his finger. The hair twisted around his thick index finger, spiraling around towards his palm. Then he releases the curl and sees it spring back to the comfort of the rest of your curls. He continues to pat your hair and the cycle repeats.

In a figure eight motion you draw softly against his chest. Then you start making indescribable shapes. A smile tugged on your full lips, dopey love driven eyes fixated on the invisible tattoos you’re placing on his chest. You started to dissociate into your thoughts~

How did I get here? We were just fighting and now we’re cuddling? What the fuck…what were we even arguing about? Sigh…but doesn’t this feel good? Right even? Why haven’t we(done this sooner?)- oh yea…THAT’S WHY. Then how?

Your heart interrupts your inner dialogue. Does it matter? You’re happy aren’t you?

To which your brain replies. Sure but I’m not content. This isn’t what I wanted.

…Are you sure about that? Or are you fooling/deluding yourself again?

…

Your brain has nothing to counter that.

Hmm exactly.

You come up with something else to say. But after all that’s happened- how could we act like things are back to normal? (How could we pretend things are back to normal?*)

Don’t you understand, this relationship was never normal…

The inner monologue stops. Heart and mind seem to come to an understanding. You’re brought back to reality and register the feeling of his heavy arm wrapped around your lower back. Red covers trapped under his forearm, warming your bare body. As your body warms his bare body in return. Boobs firmly pressed against the side of his ribs.

The warmness of your bodies pressed together instills a nice feeling in both of you. It’s relaxing and so comforting. Relieving even, to be in one another’s arms again is something neither of you thought would be so desired. But then again you guys never stayed away from each other too long did you? It was only a matter of time before you succumbed(gravitated) to the magnet that was him. And the same could be said for him. You just couldn’t get away from him. You can’t escape-

You shook your head slightly to rid those awful thoughts away, he pulled his hand back figuring he might’ve done something wrong. You put your hand on his, pulling it to press back onto your head.

“Why’d you stop? Keep going,” you smiled and nuzzled/snuggled your face against him. “It felt good,” you murmured into his chest. The ghost of your lips on his skin tickled him a little and he shivered. The feeling was replaced by warmness filling his heart. That ‘kiss’ had him in near shambles, he is sensitive after all.

Hesitantly he began to replicate his earlier actions.

“I thought I hurt you.”

To this you froze. Ice invaded your veins, he as well halted his movements again. You wanted to say you did hurt me. But you couldn’t find the courage to do so. The unspoken words clearly got him though cause he quickly understood why you responded the way you did. The air was now filled with tension and regret. No longer did sex, adronanment and love linger.

They didn’t regret the act of making love. They regretted speaking and thinking. It made things awkward, made them feel awkward. The sudden shift in their demeanor caused them to think. It was going so well. Until memories came flooding back… But you can’t erase the past can you? That’s the problem with this. With us. They both concluded the same thing. Things were perfect between us. Now they aren’t. You’re both left wondering “What happened to us?” When that thought invaded you guys’ head, you suddenly spoke the question out loud. It made you guys realize the type of situation you were now in and allowed you to dive into the past. Reminiscing on past mistakes, on why this relationship was so screwed in the first place…

#y/n #reader insert #shigaraki x reader #shigaraki x y/n #eraserhead x reader #deku x y/n #deku x reader #eraserhead x y/n #reiner x reader #reiner x y/n #gyutaro x y/n #gyutaro x reader #chrollo x y/n #chrollo x reader #choso x reader #choso x y/n #armin x reader #armin x y/n #aizawa x reader #aizawa x y/n #aizawa x you #shigaraki x you #tomura x reader #tomura x y/n