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marvel-lous-guy · 3 months

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Tony: what do you do of multiple gang leaders break into your appartment and try to kill or kidnap you and your aunt?

Peter: I can take them I'm spiderman

Tony: for the love of God kid please just call me or even the cops next time

Peter: I think I handled this pretty well *squirts fire extinguisher again*

Tony: Kid you made the bathtub catch fire

#in Peters defence #it was made of elm #peter parker #tony stark #spiderman #ironman #incorrect ironman #incorrect mcu quotes #irondad #mcu incorrect quotes

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buildoblivionthenwewilltalk · 3 months

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tfw the weird guy who kidnapped/adopted/helped you out that one time turns into some blonde twink

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dawningfairytale · 6 months

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if the spankoffski brothers do anything, it's get incredibly emotionally involved in the midst of certain death

#ted spankoffski #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #at least pete is JUSTIFIED #in ted's defence. workin boys is iconic

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wades-prettiest-dress · 11 months

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I cannot overstate how much I love grumpy Peter Parker. who constantly rolls his eyes and makes sarcastic comments, but who quietly loves that Wade sees through it every time. Who can't resist making quips in even the most grueling fights. Who even when he's realised he's head over heels for Deadpool, can't help scoffing and refusing to admit it with a blush on his face.

Peter is not the best at talking about how he feels, but Wade sees right through him and is more than happy to wait

#spiderpool #spideypool #peter parker #wade wilson #grumpy peter parker #is a defence mechanism #he doesnt want to have another person to worry about #another person who could leave

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illicthearts · 9 months

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I watched Infinity War today, sometimes I question why I liked it so much because half the things they do pisses me off. Especially Quill he pisses me off so much.

And STEVE, don’t even get me started on him. “We don’t trade lives,” JUST A MOVIE A GO YOU WERE PREACHING THAT WE NEED ACCEPT THAT IN YOUR LINE OF WORK YOU CAN’T SAVE EVERYONE. And than he goes ahead sacrifices a bunch of people (POCs) to save a ROBOT! Who mind you could be made again.

But I guess that only applies to faceless people. Not to the people you know personally and especially not if Wanda loves that person. I hate his hypocritical ass so much.

#pro team iron man #pro tony stark #tony stark defence squad #tony stark #tony was right #infinity war #avengers infinity war #the avengers #marvel mcu #marvel #mcu #anti peter quill #anti steve rogers #anti captain america #anti team cap #anti wanda maximoff #anti vision

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oxydiane · 2 years

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honestly people who are insufferable about “the prank” or whatever can eat my entire ass because everyone crucifies sirius for telling snape how to get past the whomping willow but i’ve never seen anybody acknowledge what a fucking idiot snape was for meddling and willingly following somebody he assumed to be a werewolf inside a tight passage under a tree that could murder you during a full moon. what was the little bitch even trying to achieve by following remus? we know from his flashback that he had a hunch about remus being a werewolf, then he was told from a guy he hated and who hated him back the way to get past the tree and actually did what sirius said during a full moon? i’m sorry but that’s just being fucking stupid. i’m like 97% sure sirius did not even expect snape to do what he said because why on earth would he do that and if he had actually died that would have been well deserved because god knows the amount of times harry almost got himself killed by doing dumb things in the books but nothing he ever tried was quite as idiotic as this

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letshearitforthebabyboy · 8 months

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only peter parker would have someone four times his size inside him and of all the things to say would land on YOWZA.

the boy has such a way with words

he can do worse (small talk)

#i love that peter and wade have two entirely different brands of stupid. and nate has to deal with Both of them.#wade's brand of stupid is performative and theatrical and usually kind of overthought and intentional.#like he trips himself up intentionally. as a a defence.#peter's stupid is organic stupid. he's just like that. himbo rights.

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crow-in-snow · 1 year

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Help, he’s doing the eyebrow thing...

#peter capaldi #twelfth doctor #peter capaldi's eyebrows #*fans herself*#i spent way too long making this #in my defence #i was bored #so here are some of the finest eyebrow exhibits for your appreciation

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enbysiriusblack · 2 months

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recently updated three of my fics btw!!

#marauder fics #my fics #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #james potter #marauders #marauders era #tdwaaf #the defence of one sirius black

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burning-sol · 18 days

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i hope you know that im seriously thinking about making an apotheosis score now. and its youre fault. im a college student i dont have time for this

oooooOOoOOoOoo you wanna make apotheosis songs so bad..........

#📚 my posts #in my defence i expected everyone to pass over my rambling how was i meant to know i unlocked something in people #also exandroth with a cello would be so good but im also so attached to the concept that exandroth doesnt get a theme #what if the cello could be mistaken for exandroth's instrument but its actually peter's.#like its peters low moments. its about the times he feels small and insignificant and weak. about the times he lets exandroth takes control #like you THINK its about exandroth but if you pay attention its about peters own lack of self worth #how do we feel about this one chat

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 month

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Tony: what the hell happened to you!?

Peter: Well this guy tried to steal a bike so I stopped him but he stabbed me with some scissors

Tony: I thought you had spidery senses and could sense danger?

Peter: well I stopped the guy then there was a dog so I was busy petting the dog and then he stabbed me with the scissors.

Tony: ...

Peter: thats not the worst part

Tony: theres more!?

Peter: There was still some paper on them so I have a papercut too

Tony: THAT'S the worst part to you!?

#it was a bad papercut #in peters defence #they guy also didnt appreciate being told he couldnt run with scissors #peter needs some stranger danger training #peter parker #spiderman #ironman #irondad #tony stark #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker

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james-sunshine-potter · 1 year

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Ok this might be a personal pet peeve of mine but I want to talk about it.

I really don’t like the hc that after the prank Remus went off to be friends with the slytherin bunch.

Cause, why is Remus the one being left behind? When he wasn’t the one in the wrong.

It was Sirius. They were the one to give Snape the secret, he was was the causer of the prank.

He’d be the one with no friends.

I will not hear it when people lead on the idea that Peter or James immediately forgave and stuck by Sirius’ side after the prank. Because no. Absolutely not.

James and Peter would have most certainly sided with Remus. They wouldn’t have forgave him because it wasn’t for them to forgive. It wasn’t their secret being revealed, it was Remus’.

So Remus would have had friends. He wouldn’t have gone to them. Also i don’t think they would have cared. Barty nor Evan would have given two craps. Regulus maybe, but not those two.

It’s just weird. And also not how friendship works. James and Peter were much better friends than that and very loyal to Remus.

*ALSO, don’t you think if James knew Sirius’ plans he would have done everything in his power to stop it from happening? Told a teacher, tried to stop Snape (which he had to physically do anyway), had a massive go at Sirius? Of course he would.

Remus shouldn’t be punished for something Sirius did.

Idk how to end this but it’s just my personal opinion.

If you like it, good for you. But when it’s used as trope or theme within fanfics or posts on tiktok it genuinely gives me the ick.

#also I refuse to call them ‘Slytherin Skittkes’ idkw I don’t hate the name I just don’t want to #like they wouldn’t care at all #and James would never let Remus deal with the prank alone #he’s too loyal for that #and Peter would have never argued for Sirius defence for that #they’re good friends!!#the prank #I hate it and leave it out of my consciousness #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #maurder era #jsp rant #jsp- marauder era

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just-random-selection-blog · 2 years

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If James and Lily lived and Peter wasnt a servant of Voldemort and Sirius didnt go to azkaban. They would 100% sneak into hogwarts whenever Remus was teaching Harry's class and just pop outta nowhere

Remus: Good job on today's patronus charm everyone. You all did wel-

James outta nowhere : What a howling experience ProFFeSoR!

Remus: Wha-

Harry: Dad?

Sirius also popping outta nowhere: I am really lycan this class

Remus: Can't you see I am teachi-

Peter: Yes we are definitely a-ware of that

Remus: ....

James: Alright anybody wanna see us wrestle the giant squid?

Remus: facepalms

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wigglesforsquiggles · 6 months

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i still think one of my funniest moments is watching high school musical for the first time at age 15 and realising the hit song ‘breaking free’ is not from the second peter pan movie like i had previously thought

#wiggles overshares #i’m stupid sometimes #i can even tell you the plot beats i thought it corresponded to #in my defence. peter pan flies

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cosmoglass · 8 months

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“The unbosoming of an ugly duckling,” will be the title of all this nonsense. - Anne Frank, Friday 14th April 1944 Notes on 'The Diary of a Young Girl'

Saturday 19th February 1944 The giddy ups and downs of Anne Frank -

Tuesday 7th March 1944 Anne Frank’s advice for those in a state of melancholy -

She’s such a little philosopher, breaking down the flaws in her mum’s advice. Bet she annoyed the pants off the others in the Secret Annex simply by thinking critically and trying to discuss things. That’s why they harassed her with criticisms so much.

Thursday 23rd March 1944 Envious old guys tryna sabotage Anne & Peter, Peter blushing and Anne being shamelessly vain -

Monday 27th March 1944 Every resident of the Secret Annex is crowded around the radio listening to Winston Churchill making a speech. '... I am wearing a nightdress, which is much too small, too narrow and too short.' Anne doesn't say how she feels about this situation. She does say that 'Peter's eyes are popping out of his head' but she attributes this to the strain of listening to the radio.

Tuesday 28th March 1944 I like it much better if he explains something to me than when I have to teach him; I would really adore him to be my superior in almost everything.' DO GIRLS WANT YOU TO MANSPLAIN OR NOT?!

He longs to kiss you too, Anne. It's because he's afraid of rejection, embarrassment and shame.

Tuesday 4th April 1944 "Eva's Dream" is my best fairy-tale, and the queer thing about it is that I don't know where it comes from. Eva's Dream features a rose who is full of herself just like the flower in The Little Prince. The Little Prince had already been published but only six months before this diary entry and in America, not Europe, which means Anne couldn’t have read it.

Tuesday 11th April 1944 "Then they will find Anne's diary," added Daddy. "Burn it then," suggested the most terrified member of the party. This, and when the police rattled the cupboard door, were my worst moments. "Not my diary, if my diary goes, I go with it!" But luckily Daddy didn't answer. .......................... If we bear all this suffering and if there are still Jews left, when it is over, then Jews, instead of being doomed, will be held up as an example. Who knows, it might even be our religion from which the world and all peoples learn good, and for that reason and that reason only do we have to suffer now. We can never become just Netherlanders, or just English, or representatives of any country for that matter, we will always remain Jews, but we want to, too. ............................... For the remainder of this epic entry in her diary, Anne takes stock of herself and states some of her dreams for the future after the war is over. An indomitable spirit.

Friday 14th April 1944 "The unbosoming of an ugly duckling," will be the title of all this nonsense.

Sunday morning just before eleven o'clock, 16th April 1944 Poor darling Peter awkwardly fumbling his way towards kissing Anne on the ear. Anne in ecstasy.

Monday 17th April 1944 Dear Kitty, Do you think that Mummy and Daddy would approve of my sitting and kissing a boy on a divan - a boy of seventeen and a half and a girl of just under fifteen? I don't really think they would, but I must rely on myself over this. ............. To exchange our thoughts, that shows confidence, and faith in each other; we would both be sure to profit by it! Yours, Anne.

Wednesday 19th April 1944 It is so soothing and peaceful to feel his arms around me, to know that he is close by and yet to remain silent, it can’t be bad, for this tranquillity is good.

Friday 28th April 1944 First kiss on the lips.

Friday 5th May 1944 Anne shares what she intends to tell Daddy in defence of her right to go upstairs for a snog. Very forthright and long-winded. Poor Daddy. The next day, Pim (Daddy) reads it in a letter that Anne gives him and he's upset for the whole evening. Anne talks about it as if she's being grown up but I think she actually enjoys how much it upsets him, which is very childish. The day after that, Pim tells her how hurt he was by her words and Anne realises how obnoxious she's been and is ashamed of herself.

Wednesday 14th June 1944 Aged just 15, Anne works out the narcissistic defence mechanism that is projection and also understands how being far more self-critical than others has emotional and social consequences for her. She may be over-estimating how much of an inner life Peter has. He's not as brilliant as her and he may just simply not have those profound thoughts and feelings like she has -

Thursday 15th June 1944 It's not imagination on my part when I say that to look up at the sky, the clouds, the moon and the stars makes me calm and patient. It's a better medicine than either valerian or bromine; Mother Nature makes me humble and prepared to face every blow courageously.

Thursday 6th July 1944 I've so often thought how lovely it would be to have someone's complete confidence, but now, now that I'm that far, I realise how difficult it is to think what the other person is thinking and then to find the right answer.

Saturday 15th July 1944 I simply can't build up my hopes on a foundation consisting of confusion, misery, and death. I see the world gradually being turned into a wilderness, I hear the ever-approaching thunder, which will destroy us too, I can feel the sufferings of millions and yet, if I look up into the heavens, I think that it will all come right, that this cruelty too will end, and that peace and tranquillity will return again. In the meantime, I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.

Friday 21st July 1944 With her second last diary entry, Anne is over-excited from optimism about the trajectory of the war and very jokey. So tragic.

Tuesday 1st August 1944 I can't keep that up: if I'm watched to that extent, I start by getting snappy, then unhappy, and finally I twist my heart round again, so that the bad is on the outside and the good is on the inside, and keep on trying to find a way of becoming what I would so like to be, and what I could be, if... there weren't any other people living in the world.

EPILOGUE As for the two girls, they had been sent to Bergen-Belsen in Germany two months before their mother's death. There Anne showed the same qualities of courage and endurance which had already made her noteworthy at Auschwitz. In February, 1945, both the sisters caught Typhus. One day Margot, who was lying in the bunk immediately above Anne's, seeking to rise, lost her hold and fell on to the floor. In her weakened state the shock killed her. Her sister's death did to Anne what all her previous sufferings had failed to do: it broke her spirit. A few days later, in early March, she died.

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“I want to go on living even after my death! And therefore I am grateful to God for this gift, this possibility of developing myself and of writing, of expressing all that is in me. I can shake off everything if I write; my sorrows disappear; my courage is reborn. But, and that is the great question, will I ever be able to write anything great, will I ever become a journalist or a writer?” - Anne Frank

Anne, you were wonderful, lovely and amazing, a great writer and a great person, and you always will be.

#anne frank #diary of anne frank #why does my thumb look so inflamed and ugly #melancholy #blushing #anne and peter #peter van daan #peter van pels #dussel #mr. van daan #winston churchill #nightdress #mansplaining #fear of rejection #ugly duckling #first kiss #narcissistc defence mechanisms #projection

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anctherversion · 5 months

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I've lately been in a dark fairytail mood so i sort of want to add muses like a dark modern version of some muses like Tinker, Hook, Mulan, that sort of thing. Modern and darker twists on these characters, yknow

#what do y'all think #i've been just CONSIDERING #like imagine a tinker that did belong to neverland but maybe her peter took advantage of her so she ran to the modern world #or a hook that came to the modern world because people thought he was the villain when he wasn't but the rep was harmful #or a mulan that was forced to marry an abusive husband for her family and killed him in self defence and came to the modern world to escape

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