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oopsyourotphassunk · 2 years

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Wally west is an absolute menace with Christmas gifts, no ifs ands or buts

#wally west #incorrect flashfam #dc

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incorrectbatfam · 4 months

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[raiding the batfam's fridge]

Kon: All right, they've got water, orange juice, and... what looks like cider.

Bart: Taste it.

Kon: *drinks it*

Kon: Yep, it’s fat. I drank fat.

Bart: Yeah, I know. I did that two minutes ago.

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arrowmaker15 · 5 months

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(All 5 of the original Robins meeting thanks to the Flash family fucking with the timeless/multiverse again)

Jason (As Robin 2): Wait a fuckin' minute, I *die*!?

Tim (As Robin 3): Yes, that is correct.

Dick (As Robin 1): I'm still stuck on the fact that not only do I get fired, but four more Robins come after me. And that this eleven-year-old stalked both me and you for years!

Tim (R3): I'm 13, almost 14.

Steph (As Robin 4): I'm only around for a few months? Why?

Damian (As Robin 5): You initiated a protocol that Batman was meant to be around for without telling him. You then caused a gang war, Black Mask discovered your identity, he kidnapped you, tortured you, then assumedly killed you. Dr. Thompkins in actuality faked your death and after a while you returned. Then you started dating Drake.

Tim (R3): Is that part really important to mention?

Jason (R2): Yes, now, how the hell do I die, Replacement?

Tim (R3): Joker beats you with a crowbar then blows you up in a warehouse in Ethiopia.

Jason (R2): And... And B doesn't kill him?

Damian (R5): No. But Grayson does.

Dick (R1): I what now!?

Steph (R4): Don't worry, the B-Man brings him back to life shortly after.

Jason (R2): He does fuckin' WHAT!!??

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incorrectcomicbookquotes · 5 months

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Family Feud: BatFam v FlashFam

Martian Manhunter: (hosting) "Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house."

Impulse: (slams on the buzzer)

Martian Manhunter: Bart!

Impulse: Naked grandma!

Martian Manhunter: Nake-HUH?!

Robin: ... I wouldn't wanna see that either.

Board: (dings) "Gun/Occupant"

Impulse: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

#incorrect comic book quotes #batfam #flashfam #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #impulse #bart allen #robin #tim drake #source: family feud

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greenapplebling · 1 year

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*Superboy, Impulse and Robin on stream*

Kon: *reading a comment* "Don't do coke"

Kon: Don't tell me what to do. I do coke since I was... born

Bart: We're a bad influence

Tim: Tragic

Kon, looking at his phone: Pfff- Guys, look at what my dad sent me *shows his screen to the camera*

Screen: *Superdad sent a text: Don't say that*

Tim: *shoves Kon's hand away* No, idiot! What if it shows his number or something?

Kon, putting his phone away: Sorry, dad *fakes crying* I'm so sorry, I swear the guys pressured me-

Bart: *holds Kon in a headlock* Don't worry, sir! *points to the camera* I'll make sure your son leaves this place as a straight A gentleman, example of the example, la créme de la créme-

Tim, amused: Cuz you're so trustworthy

Bart: I am!

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mamawasatesttube · 4 months

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being a pedant has its downsides because every time someone tags one of my timkon or yj posts as "#batfam" in my notifs i do twitch a little. thats not their group name thats a different group of people. there is precisely one (1) character that overlaps here. this is incorrect taxonomy

#rimi talks #hypothetically id feel this way if someone tagged said posts with superfam or flashfam or wonderfam too #but nobody does that. anyone tagging superfam flashfam or wonderfam is tagging All of them if anything 😭#like. does it technically affect me? no. do i still stare at my activity page and frown about it? yes #incorrect classification!!!! this is not their taxonomical clade!!!!#like obviously you can't do full phylogenetic style actual mapping of characters bc theres multiple groups any given character belongs to #but let me have this. its about classification okay

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is-this-fandom-who-knows · 2 years

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Kid Flash!Wally: I have this science headcanon-

Barry, a forensic scientist: Why can't you just say hypothesis like a normal person?

Wally, a little shit:

Wally: So my science headcanon is-

#dc #flashfam #wally west #barry allen #incorrect dc quotes #source: unknown

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ftl-faster-than-life · 6 months

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Eobard Thawne: I swear on my life. Iris West: I’ve seen your life. Swear on something else.

#dc incorrect quotes #iris west #eobard thawne #flashfam #reverse flash #the reverse flash #tbh though when he said he swore on his life she shoulda been like NAH #but Barry trusts too fast

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sleepyssnail · 2 years

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Kon: And remember, don't anybody tell Bart about this 'cause he's got a big mouth!

Bart: Who has a big mouth? Tell me! I wanna know! I wanna tell other people!

#conner kent #kon el #bart allen #superboy #impulse #superfam #flashfam #young justice #incorrect young justice quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes

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bobbinalong · 2 years

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🔥 - Anything about fanon/fanon interpretations you dislike?

I stay in my corner far too much to have many opinions on this, BUT my introduction to DC were incorrect Batfam quotes and drawings on Pinterest, and like ... all of those were wrong, lol. I did not get what I was promised.

More specifically I dislike the idea that the "Batfam" is some big harmonious family because ... they're not. Damian and Tim don't like each other that much and that's fine. Dick and Bruce's relationship is complicated. There's no reason for Cass to hang out with Jason, she'd hate him just on the basis that he thinks killing is fine, actually. That type of stuff. I've not read too many Flash comics, but so far, the Flashfam seems to fit this mold much better.

I don't like Cass being mute/using ASL primarily. She can speak.

I'm not a fan of "man whore" Dick. I dunno, I just don't vibe with it.

Also, so this isn't all Batfam, Bart is too often infantilized and looked at as just a funny little guy. Like, I, too, call him my baby boy, my silly little man, but there's so much more to his character. Impulse (1995) should be required reading.

#dc #bobbinasks #rambles #batfam #cassandra cain #dick grayson #bart allen

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incorrectbatfam · 10 months

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Tim: Impulse, I want you to do nothing. Just stand next to me and say "Yes, Robin."

Bart: Okay, Robin.

Tim: Come on, man.

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gothamgirlgayngs · 2 years

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Bart: Dad would have gotten it right on the first try.

Meanwhile Barry: *tries and fails 73 times and just keeps going cause he's too dumb to know when to quit*

#The flash #incorrect the flash quotes #incorrect flashfam #incorrect flash quotes #bart west allen #barry allen

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incorrectcomicbookquotes · 3 months

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(Impulse fighting Barry's Rogues for the first time)

Impulse: Okay, so what's your gimmick?

Golden Glider: "Gimmick?"

Impulse: Yeah, like what're your guys' thing?

Golden Glider: Well, I guess I'd say I'm the pretty one.

Impulse: Eh, six out of ten.

Golden Glider: You sassy bitch.

Impulse: (looks at Mirror Master) That makes you the weird one with the freaky powers.

Mirror Master: I can travel through reflective surfaces!

Impulse: Spectacular. (looks at Heat Wave) And that no doubt makes you the big, tough, stupid one.

Heat Wave: You take that back, or I'll kill you!

Impulse: Alright, fine! You're not tough!

Heat Wave: That's better...! HEY!

(Impulse fighting Wally's Rogues for the first time)

Impulse: Okay, I think I've got this one down; (looks at Magenta) Pretty one. (looks at Girder) Stupid one. (looks at Murmur) One with weird power.

Girder: Oi! I appreciate that! Though, I'd say I'm more handsome than pretty!

Magenta: And my power is not that weird!

Murmur: (muffled disagreement)

Impulse: ... okay, I take it back. You're all stupid.

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theyboughtmeatthedollarstore · 2 years

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Bart: Grandpa, if my action figure is cold can I put it in the toaster oven.

Barry: No, Bart that would be a mistake.

Bart: Gramps?

Barry: What?

Bart: I mad a mistake.

#source: boy meets world #bart allen #flashfam #barry allen #the flash #kid flash #flash #incorrect flashfam #not much i can put down here

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niiwa-angel · 3 years

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Barry: You called your Uncle Hal and not me?

Wally: Well, when you have a crazy idea, you don't call the voice of reason.

#Flashfam #incorrect flashfam #halbarry #incorrect halbarry #wally west #kid flash #barry allen #the flash #hal jordan #green lantern

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is-this-fandom-who-knows · 2 years

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Bart, annoyed: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Wally: Well you can't hate me that much then. That's not a lot of inches.

#dc #flashfam #bart allen #wally west #incorrect dc quotes #source: unknown

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