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Doctor Strange: Please tell me you aren’t possibly destroying multiple universes, killing your parallel self, and murdering hundreds to be with your kids.
Wanda: I’m a good mom. 
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gfmaximoff · 8 months
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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incorrectquotesmcu · 24 days
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[on the phone]
Natasha: Babe, I’m breaking up—
Wanda: I'm pregnant.
Natasha: I meant the call.
Wanda: Right, sorry. I panicked.
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romanoffshouse · 1 month
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Wanda: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.
Y/N: myself
Wanda:
Natasha:
Natasha: detka, are you okay?
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rxmqnova · 2 months
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Natasha: Is this your plan B?
Y/N: Technically, this is plan P.
Natasha: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Y/N: Yes, but I marry Wanda in plan M.
Wanda: I like plan M.
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reereeineedtopee · 4 months
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Y/N: At least two gay girls called me cute...
Natasha, with a flirty voice: Make that three...
Wanda, also flirting: Make that four...
Y/N, confused: Who are the other two??
Natasha, facepalming: Oh my god...
Wanda: Nevermind, back to two...
Y/N, in utter confusion: What is happening??
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Venom!Y/n covered in blood: Why are people clapping?
Nat: Because your costume is amazing! Part black goo and covered in blood too, you look really scary
Venom in your head: I think we should tell them I am inside you
Y/n whispering: Never say it like that again
Wanda reading your mind shocked
Wanda: Babe can we can talk?
Y/n: Er yeah sure
You and Wanda go into another room
Wanda: Why do you have a voice in your head?
Y/n:…..intrusive thoughts?
Wanda: Your intrusive thoughts don’t sound gravely and deep
Venom’s head popping out
Wanda: What the fuck is that?!
Venom: I am Venom, destroyer of planets-
Y/n: You’re a parasite that can’t survive without a host
Venom: I am not a parasite!
Wanda: I need to lie down
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incorrectwandanat · 3 months
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peter, in tears: i saw you with natasha yesterday, holding hands.
reader: it's not what it looks like-
peter: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER!
reader: BECAUSE I'M DATING HER!
peter: no best-friend-feelings?
reader: no, just love love. like i’m married to her type of love.
peter: ok...i’m still your best friend?
reader: yeah, course.
peter and reader hugging:
natasha, pepper, wanda and maria watching from the kitchen: what the-
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teaaagan · 3 months
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Wanda: hey, want me to do a tarot reading for you?
Y/N: sure
Wanda: -laying down cards- alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-
Y/N: those aren't even tarot cards, they're photo cards of me
Wanda: my point still stands
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manhattanminute2 · 1 month
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Wanda, watching Yelena and Y/N fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Natasha, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Wanda: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?
Yelena: Natasha.
Y/N: Natasha.
Natasha: Me.
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Wanda: I just want to be with my kids Stephen
Stephen: And I want to be with Christine Palmer but you don’t see me messing with the multiverse.
Sinister Strange: Well actually…
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maximoffsluthor · 5 months
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Y/N (insecure): Wanda, w-we haven’t discussed what we are?
Wanda: What the fuck do you mean what we are?
Y/N (dejected): oh
Wanda: I’m possessive as fuck and you’re mine, there better not be anything further to discuss.
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gfmaximoff · 7 months
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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.
Kate: What is it?
Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.
Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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[Wanda speaking Sokovian]
Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.
Pietro: You speak Sokovian?
Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault".
Y/N: She says it a lot.
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months
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Wanda and Natasha walk into the diner and wrap Y/N in a hug…
Natasha: hey Y/N what’s wrong?
Y/N: my date never showed up
Wanda: oh detka. We will make it all feel better
Natasha: that girl wasn’t worth your time.
Y/N: wait! How would you know?
Wanda: I may have used some magic on her to make sure she wouldn’t show up
Y/N: what?!
Natasha: shh…you’re all ours now
Wanda: (purrs) we’ll be better girlfriends than she ever could be.
Y/N: o-okay
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rxmqnova · 2 months
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Y/N: *sneaking in through her window*
Natasha: *turning in her chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Y/N: I was with Wanda?
Wanda: *turning in her chair* Wanna try again?
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