#ive already started finals ToT !!

[malikselfindulgence]

TRAFFIC LIGHT TRIO X READER STUDY DATE HEADCANONS [seperate + all together!]

Content: reader is gender neutral, could be interpreted as either romantic or platonic

Headcanons under the cut!

RED SON:

☆ tries his best to keep you actually focused on the task at hand- doesn't let you goof off, but will allow consistent breaks

☆ but alas, once you've asked him a single question he'll derail the conversation twenty times over until he's completely off-topic and explaining something not even in your curriculum

☆ not that you mind- it's nice seeing him get passionate over topics he's into

☆ he tends to get absorbed into whatever he's working on, so study dates are a good way to get him to eat and drink water regularly alongside you

☆ I headcanon him as autistic, so parallel play is one of his favorite things! Enjoys being in your company while you each do your own seperate thing

☆ gets very easily frustrated if you're studying something not in his field of expertise [think molecular biology, literature, world geography] and you ask for his help only for him to not understand the question

☆ now it's your turn to try and keep him focused instead of going on a long-winded rant about how he's very smart and knowledgeable and this book is actually stupid and also he's-

MEI:

☆ you get a surprising amount of work done when you're with her!

☆ Mei's pretty good at balancing work and fun- she knows when to leave you be so you can focus on your studies, and when to strike up a conversation so you don't get too bored or stressed out

☆ she has a study date playlist specifically for the both of you that she updates frequently- she tries to keep her rock/metal songs out of it so it doesn't startle you and break your attention

☆ she's very horrible at explaining things- you ask her to help you with a question and although she understands the concept, she uses such convoluted metaphors and analogies that leave you more confused than before

☆ she likes holding your hand or sitting in your lap while you both work- just touching you in some way

☆ comes up with funny abbreviations for things you have to memorise

☆ gives you little pecks/kisses every once in a while, and near the end of your date when you're both burnt out, she'll give you a sleepy cuddle session while flipping through your flash cards

MK:

☆ oh boy

☆ where do I even start

☆ half of it is spent trying to wrangle MK into his desk, and the other half is spent trying to get him to open his books

☆ has a surprising amount of niche hyper-specific knowledge about various subjects, but if you ask him about the basics his mind'll blank

☆ tries his best to make the environment as comfortable for you as possible- utensils all set, cushions for your back, snacks and drinks on the table, reminders to stretch so your back doesn't hurt

☆ playing loud music tends to help him settle down and get some work done- you have to be holding his hand so he doesn't fidget around, though

☆ doodles on your notebooks/sticky-notes, usually small sketches of you or of himself giving you a thumbs up, flowers, hearts, little messages about how you're doing super well and you're super smart. It's really endearing and helps keep your morale up

☆ his attention span is very very low [I headcanon him as having ADHD], so he has to take multiple breaks in between. If you're still working while his mind is un-focused he'll braid your hair to keep his hands busy

RED SON + MEI + MK:

☆ yeah, you're not getting anything done today

☆ Mei and Mk together are a force to be reckoned with- and Red Son only adds fuel to the fire

☆ Mei and Mk'll make stupid jokes, Red Son'll tell them to shut up so he can focus, they'll make fun of him, he'll reply with a defensive and louder insult, and the cycle repeats

☆ if you ask a question, everyone'll be fighting to try and take a look at your book and help

☆ cue ensuing argument that lasts well into 20 minutes because all of them have a different answer

☆ upon googling it, you tell them that they're all wrong, actually

☆ even though you end up not doing anything, it's still a lot of fun- they're moreso just normal hangouts with the false advertisement of being productive

☆ the only time you get any work done with them is if it's the night before finals and you have to cram- the stress radiating off of you keeps their mouths shut

[Reminder that requests are open!]

#malik's writing #lmk headcanons #lego monkie kid headcanons #MK x reader #Mei x reader #red son x reader #redson x reader #lmk x reader #lego monkie kid x reader #lmk mei x reader #lmk mk x reader #traffic light trio x reader #x reader #lmk red son x reader #lmk x reader headcanons #requests are opeenn!!!! #:33 pls send me requestsss #can you guys tell its exam season 4 me rn #ive already started finals ToT !!

[shadowoffandoms]

Ok so writing this crossover fic is...awesome? Because I get to dive deeper into these AUs ive been eyeing for a while now (stares at Sep!Leo, Prime!Leo, OMO!Leo, Tot!Leo, MNMC!Leo, etc) and absorb all info as humanly possible.

Because of all the angst potential each and every AU i've chosen has, and if I'm going to loosely follow the plot of No Way Home, then BOY OH BOY IT'S GOING TO BE FUN!

Below are my ideas and possible scenarios for the fic that may or may not come true, so steer away if you don't like potential spoiler territory.

As mentioned in my last post, Prime!Leo may or not be playing a role in being the Green Goblin of this story bc well, it fits surprisingly well?? Also throws more angst as I'm planning to do an Aunt May/Revenge arc with Canon Leo. And obviously, in that big battle near the end, the villains join the Goblin after some persuasion.

Which Leo's would join Prime? That's the main question. I'm thinking Sep!Leo, potentially Feral (I mean, manipulation tactics), Foot Leo, and that's honestly it? The others have pretty good morals.

Green just wants time to recover for himself (he's so traumatized), LM just wants his brothers, Cels is vibing in the sky (and going off the black hole ver of Kraang is obviously against them), Blood Bath is just a guy trying to live and just stumbles upon brothers, Tot + MNMC + OMO in general hate the Kraang.

OH AND PRIME WON'T REVEAL THAT FACT UNTIL WAY LATER TOO!! LIKE GREEN GOBLIN! GREEN GOBLIN ARC?! Then I'm thinking "okay the finale in NWH is extreme what about that?" Leo, in immense pain as he feels his ninpo being pulled to the edge or something like that, soul and shit included. It's going to be hell a lot more dark that NWH since I sort of alluded to it in the first chapter already.

If you couldn't tell, my brain started spouting even more ideas while writing this whole thing out, this stuff isn't even in my notes yet

#shadow rambles™ #rottmnt au #rottmnt leo #rottmnt fanfiction #nwh au

[rigelmejo]

Language Updates! May 25, 2022

My health is still being mean but hopefully it'll turn. As expected, I'm not studying much.

But I did get the urge to study again. So I did. And it went in an odd direction (for me) so I feel like documenting it.

First the Japanese stuff - I got into playing Final Fantasy 7 again, and video games always remind me how much I want to learn Japanese, so the urge to study kicked in gear lol. As of now I'm not doing anything big, I'm too tired lately for big goals. I am playing Yakuza 0 now and having fun picking up the words I do know. And learning some words, mainly though just refreshing my memory on things I already knew like 少し,あるんだ, zenbun matte etc. Some sentences I fully understand! Most I know a couple words, some I only hear omae lol. As one would expect.

I'm also listening to Glossika Japanese again (as review so the old files I've heard already). So not much listening, at the beginning again lol, but everything is coming back fast. So that's good.

I also bought Koisenu Futari today and started reading it on Kindle. It's like 249 pages and my reading speed says I'll finish in 8 hours, which honestly is amazing to me since usually I read too slow to Ever finish a novel ToT in a foreign language (unless it's french). I read 7 pages and it's clear to me on some level I remember the grammar i learned i jusr don't explicitly remember it if it makes sense. Like I know what's a noun or verb or how the verbs conjugation affects meaning but I'm not able to say exactly whats going on. Basically it's readable, thankfully, cause my brain still remembers how to interpret the grammar. I still credit forcing myself to do 600 Clozemaster Japanese sentences last summer for all the grammar comprehension improvements tbh, it really truly helped me get used to real world sentences and the variety in them (versus textbook sentences). Anyway so far its nice! It's to my happiness an easier read (difficulty wise) with a lot of Kanji I know so I also can kind of cheat and guess the meaning on a lot (I'm mainly looking up Kanji pronunciations/confirmations of definition and hiragana words). But I will say :c kindles Japanese to English dictionary sucks So I'm glad i recognize the Kanji a bit.

Basically, I'm back into Japanese a bit. I also found some audio dramas with eng subs I'd like to listen to that I was going to months ago, maybe yest Listening Reading Method with. But tbh my attention span is short and I don't think I can focus for 1.5 hours to get through them (though Nier Replicant Audio drama AND mdzs Japanese audio drama are on youtube which are both very cool and i do eventually wanna get to ToT)

Now for the out of character portion. So ive been watching kdramas. Live Up to Your Name, Mr Sunshine, Tomorrow, My Country the New Age, etc. As you do. And it turns out... when I listen to something long enough I really want to learn something. So I looked into learning Korean a bit.

I want to preface with!!! If YOU are brand new to learning Korean, like comprehensible input/nature method learning methods, I highly recommend going to Learn Korean in Korean YouTube channel and just Devouring all the videos made by that guy. THAT is a well made course where you can genuinely learn through comprehensible input for the basics and some surface conversational stuff (possibly more). I watched 1 of his videos once knowing zero Hangul and not caring if i learned and learned how to introduce myself. His videos are GOOD.

That said... mejo is a messy person who doesn't follow their own advice, and despite me KNOWING I love that specific learning material... I'm not using it. Why? Because watching YouTube videos requires consistent focus and i just cannot reliably focus on something for several minutes right now. I can't do long periods of focused study at the moment. Even though I know if I binged his channel I'd learn a lot.

So what is mejos plan to learn korean?

Well studying Hangul is step 1, which I've done before and have done the past few days again. Now I'm practicing just kind of seeing it in practice (like in textbooks etc) to get used to properly reading it and remembering. As my motivations for wanting to learn korean are Extremely Shallow right now - I'd just like to know some lines in kdramas when I watch, maybe absolute MOST I'd like to have a convo in korean like hi how are you do you draw (and in a world I'll never live in... enough to read Korean guardian translation but let's be real its not gonna happen.. probably). I have no intense need to learn to read Hangul. I'm gonna pick it up anyway, since it's everywhere and reading it is ultimately critical. But books with romanization are my friends right now so I can compare romanization to the Hangul to test my reading of the Hangul, and to learn words with an approximate pronunciation instead of absolutely no idea if i picked a moderately close pronunciation up (if theres only Hangul and I read a,syllable wrong I'm gonna learn words wrong lol).

So I found Teach Yourself Korean (or some equivalent type book) on archive.org for free. And am reading it. It covers Hangul, and then simple surface level conversations like your typical beginner textbook (hi, how are you, my name is, i work at, I study, I want to eat x etc). It works fine for some Hangul reading practice and getting a chance to look at sentence structure. Realistically I know korean is SOV and a really Great help would be a textbook that does literal word by word translations cause my brain likes seeing that but I'm not putting tons of time into this. (Also sadly? I KNOW there's a cool korean textbook out there whixh starts with english but in korean sentence structure then adds more korean words, like comprehensible input for korean but also intuitive grammar instruction. And i DONT know the name so I canr find it ;-; if you know the name of the textbook I'm mentioning please message me).

For words, i was going to just be brutal to myself and hop right into Clozemaster Korean. That was utterly impossible lol! With very poor Hangul reading skills you are screwed in clozemaster, there's no romanization to help you sound anything out. Also you don't hear audio until after you answer, also the diffetent grammar structure is not explained even minimally in Clozemaster. So I have realized. Yes, yes you really do need to be upper beginner or above to use Clozemaster reasonably comfortably. Unless you're learning a language with similar grammar and a similar alphabet like French or Spanish then maybe you could jump right in as a complete novice if you were up for the challenge (I can read some Spanish, I could probably push through clozemaster Spanish to study and learn more vocab even though it would be brutal). I realized clozemaster is just NOT helpful as a complete beginner in korean with zero grammar knowledge. Now normally, I'd dive right in and spend 1 week to 1 month reading a grammar guide summary of the language so I have a vague idea of what I'm looking at verb noun adjective subject object particle wise etc at all times. But as I mentioned, im exhausted lately, i cant do intensive focused reading for hours which a grammar guide would require of me. Also... to be honest, I find it an interesting experiment to go into a language totally unprepared. I was prepared for all the other languages I studied to some (minimal) degree since i studied literally all of them as a teen at least a little (japanese, Spanish, French, German, mandarin). While it's not much, it does mean if there were ever 6 months of struggling with sound or writing system or what the heck does a verb look like in z language, i got a little practice prior to diving in more as an adult.

So. What to do. Well I know for me, comparing sentence structure truly helps me grasp grammar the best. It's why clozemasrer Japanese helped me SO much with grammar, it's why one of my fave japanese textbooks is Japanese Sentence Patterns, it's why Spoonfed Chinese anki deck ans audio files help me so much. Seeing and hearing a sentence in both languages helps me figure out where words go in each, how they conjugate, what phrases are different completely etc. Unfortunately anki and memrise sentence decks in korean would make me exhausted, as i can't do the hours long intensive focus I need for flashcards personally at the moment. Clozemaster has a radio mode (to help make it easier on me) but clozemaster sentences start TOO hard compared to educational made sentences which tend to start artificially simple but help clarify the sentence structures before adding complexity gradually. Well i was like... glossika Korean might work. Turns out I'd downloaded the old glossika korean audio files a year ago so I put them in a place I could listen to. And that's going to be my primary setup for study probably. I doubt I'm going to pick up much, certainly not at the slow rate I've got to study right now. But if I DO learn anything then I'm putting in a good word for comparative 2 language audio flashcard type study materials. They worked EXCELLENTLY for me for chinese listening comprehension, increasing vocabulary, grammar patterns, but i used them as an upper beginner who could read some stuff already. Korean would be my first time trying to use glossika with a language I can't already read some things in (aka comprehend basic stuff to a decent level when reading already). We will see if i pick up much. But I can already tell it's easier for me to figure out new words than clozemaster korean, so glossika is easier for a beginner to use for sure. (Personally I do Not recommend modern glossikas subscription model I hate the flashcards but tbh i canr do flashcards often, I prefer the old glossika audio lessons they used to make so that's what I use whenever i say glossika).

So yeah, my plan for korean right now is: glossika korean audio files (dual language audio of sentences starting simple then progressing), and Teach Yourself Korean book read through. Maybe some other stuff, but this is easiest.

A side note: I am sad to report the FSI korean course audio files on archive.org are Only korean. I say thus because FsiS chinese course audios read the English aloud, then rhe chinese, then the drill directions then the drill answers. So you can basically do the entire course entirely through audio (which is great if visuals are an issue for you, or so it can be done without needing to look if say you're walking or working, and the book is mainly pinyin so it's not a huge loss to just use the audio files). So I was expecting the korean FSI course audio to also have all that - which would have made it serve the "simple sentences with dual audio to compare and pick up words and grammar" function. But there's no English in the audio, so i found the korean glossika audios instead. (In a pinch FSI courses are yes dry, but very good introductions to several languages. I like their tone drills a lot for chinese.)

Another side note: sad to report that unlike Japanese and Chinese I am not aware of the really cool niche textbooks yet. Like in Japanese, I have textbooks specifically suited to me - ones that focus on sentence patterns, 2 that teach through reading and progressive difficulty, Kanji mnemonic books. Same for chinese - I have an old grammar book that writes a way I understand, 3 comprehensible input massive graded readers that increase in difficulty, some more graded readers by difficulty, a 500 most common hanzi book with a bunch of words that use them underneath, parallel texts, a wonderful hanzi mnemonics book, a wonderful chinese intro book that covers 1000 words (which isn't ideal but i appreciate the author and irs better than one textbook I found which only teaches 200 words total yikes). I learn well with comprehensible input books like graded readers/stuff that makes you learn by trying to understand, and with comparisons of sentence structure with a LOT of common words so I pick them up. Like I mentioned above... I know a korean textbook exists that writes the English in korean word order then gradually adds in more korean words too, I am very interested in finding it if anyone knows the name or has heard of it before.

#rant #may #may progress #progress #may goals #goals #korean #korean study plan #study plan #WOW YEAH im learning a little korean #not much but i would like to recognize a bit more than i do now which is like nothing #except the greeting and thank you

[the-100th-witch]

wait im back to complain about my brain

i guess my cousin is stopping by?? which i mean no issue there i love my cousins but my anxiety is through the fucking roof bc idk ever since ive been house sitting this year i just expect that no one is coming by lol

and it's not like im DOING anything, im literally just chilling and working on shit but my brain is like "YOU ARENT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE!"

Rational part of me: "but they paid me to house/pet sit and their family and i like them so like why am i freaking out??"

Brain: "DOESN'T MATTER YOU WILL NOW BE ANXIOUS WITH THIS, FUCK YOU"

fuck dude leave me alone ToT

my aunt said that he'll text me and it sounds like he might just be coming by to pick something up (bc then why pay me to house/pet sit this weekend?) but my anxiety is flipping out. I also am kinda antisocial today (could be bc im gonna start my period anytime soon) and i dont wanna sit and talk. That could be the root of it? Idk but now im all thrown off. Guess ill just ignore it and power through it.

He could also not show up (aunt kinda put it in a way that he might not) which i mean then my anxiety will also be "WHEN WILL HE SHOW UP QUICK CLEAN THE HOUSE?!" but i didn't even dirty the house but thats just how my brain/anxiety works i guess. Im already exhausted.

2024 im gonna finally just get a random ass job. Not that i was opposed to it but i wanted to get my personal shit together before I attempted a job search and it's time. My teeth are about finished with all that, my mental health is improving, and i got somewhat of a plan so i dont feel like im settling. And I can just stop accepting house/pet sitting jobs if i got a job (or at least not take so many or each month lol). Been kinda getting tired of it anyways (not like it's hard but idk i think like any job, after a year of the same thing it gets old). Every other month is fine but every month is hard on my schedule and brain.

#personal #ok NOW im logging off but i just needed to get this out bc wow my brain MY BRAIN #ive been so tired today also like mentally so i think that's why my anxiety is going a little nuts over this small thing #i dont wanna nap bc what if he comes! that be weird lmao i might not hear my phone

[crimsonophelia]

request! OKOKOKOK BUT LIKE--- can i have some headcanons on how xiao would react to his fem!s/o cumming almost instantly because his pp (i cant say the other words its funky to me sorry TOT) slammed into her wombs entrance?? How would he react when she begs for more?? Creampie?? Size kink??! Boobes!!!!!!?

Sorry ,,

featuring: xiao x fem!reader

warnings: nsfw under the cut: 18+ only, creampie, overstimulation, afab reader

published: june 7, 2021

form: headcanons

a/n: ohoho, no need to apologize, my anonymous friend. ive been waiting for a spicy request and i thank you for being the brave soul enabling me to write absolute filth. i hope i did your request justice~

i think the way this scenario ends is entirely dependent on what point in the relationship you and xiao are in

i personally headcanon xiao to be very submissive, but he will definitely start to feel more adventurous the longer he is with you and tries out new things with you

sometimes he gets in a certain mood—perhaps he’s been too worked up throughout the day, or something is really bothering him—and he gets the urge to let out some of that pent up frustration

when he asks you if he can take the lead tonight, youre a little surprised at first. youre typically the one taking care of him, using your hands and mouth to give him pleasure, while he is the one rewarding you with his beautiful, delicate reactions to your treatment

however, youre never one to turn down an opportunity to try something new, so you acquiesce

xiao is nervous because initiating isn’t something he does often, in daily life and also in the bedroom, so he tries to remember how you take care of him

he starts out by kissing you, the safe option. his lips are a little clumsy, endearingly so, but with your guidance, he’s on the right track.

he’s a big fan of tongue, he’s honestly 80% tongue which can be a little daunting, but you know him so well at this point that you move perfectly in sync with him

after a long while of making out and building up confidence, you both are panting heavily, and xiao can feel himself getting a little hard, the friction between his clothed cock and your underwear making him even more desperate. you and both are of the understanding that he wants to be taken care of, even if he’s doing the heavy lifting tonight

xiao is a straightforward person, never one to beat around the bush or equivocate in any way, something you rather admired about him. in a similar way, he’s just the same when going down on you. not particularly vocal, only speaking up once in a while to make sure you’re feeling okay

after endlessly tracing the outlines of your pelvic bone, xiao finally pushes your panties carefully to the side, revealing how wet you are for him, dripping down the sides of your thighs. he doesn’t say much, although his eyes do widen a bit, feeling a little daunted perhaps

“can i?” he asks you, and you understand his few words perfectly. you give him a confident nod, already growing wetter by the second purely out of anticipation.

xiao then slides a slim but dexterous finger slowly into you. your breath hitches—so rarely do you feel his hands inside you, when it is most often the other way around. you can tell he’s a little nervous, but you make sure to moan louder than you usually would, encouraging him to proceed

he then inserts a second finger into you, not going very far, partially due to how small and slim his hands are, but mostly due to how impatient he is to get to the main act of the show. xiao’s fingers gradually become more confident, scissoring lightly against your entrance, making sure youre loosened up, whilst pulling light, heady moans from you

you yourself are already getting very needy at this point, feeling so empty after his two fingers leave your hole. xiao certainly isnt one to keep you waiting though, as he soon after pulls down his own pants without much ceremony, exposing his lower body

now, xiao is a pretty small guy, and it works in his advantage in his line of work, considering his extreme agility. however, he’s packing a very decent size, bigger than you’d expect for someone of his slim stature. youd have seen his cock plenty of times before by now, but you’re always so taken with how it fits xiao so well—elegant, slim, and slightly curved

he once again looks you in the eye for permission, sweat already beading his brow. with your affirmation, he pushes his head against your entrance without much hesitation, causing you to almost yelp in surprise. it felt so different when you were the one being caged in underneath, instead of on top, riding your boyfriend

gradually, he pushes in further and further without much resistance, your abundant slick being all the lubrication he needed. each second felt dragged out, until you were wondering how much deeper his cock could push inside of you. seeing it was one thing, but feeling it inch inside you, bit by bit, was something entirely different

despite xiao only entering you minutes ago, you were already on the precipice, a pressure building up low in your hips and in the top of your head. he was completely in a zone of pure concentration, eyes transfixed at the entrance of your cunt where his cock was currently buried inches deep inside, probably not even noticing how your moans had already turned into desperate wails of his name

he was now completely sheathed inside of you, the tip of his length nudging right against that spongey spot in your walls that made you see stars. you couldn’t handle it anymore, you never thought being on the receiving end would feel so exquisite

the room filled up with your needy whines (“a-ah! x-xiao, baby, please, please hurry... come on, faster—hn! h-hahhh!”) and his wordless pants and groans, as be began to hurriedly pump himself in and out, savoring the tight squeeze of your walls

each pump drove him harder and deeper, until xiao was literally hitting your cervix with every thrust of his narrow, little hips. your legs began convulse and bend involuntarily, and your hands grabbed on to xiao’s forearms for purchase, you managing to moan out, “hnn babe, i think i’m gonna c-cum!”

xiao looked bewildered but extremely turned on, and began to thrust even faster, the lewd squelching of your slick mixed with his precum fueling your buildup even more. before you knew it, the pressure in your stomach snapped, and you let out a wailing cry, back arching off the bed like a woman possessed

the sight was absolutely intoxicating to xiao. he could feel his cock twitching even more violently, your screams of pleasure driving him towards his climax as well. with a few more deep, violent thrusts against your cervix, xiao had cum deep inside of your cunt, so much that it began squeezing out around his cock at your entrance

no, but he didnt stop there. he needed more—the feeling of being in control of his and your pleasure was addicting. he kept thrusting, even if there were tears building up around the corners of his eyes, and his grunts had long since turned into needy whines. crying out for you, over and over (“a-ah! y-y/n, you feel so good, hnn... please!), his moans turned high-pitch and nearly incoherent. he was determined to overstimulate the both of you until you both came again

and so he did. you held on to his forearms, this time him coming back down to slip his tongue into your mouth again, as the juices from his previous endeavor leaked out all over your thighs. before long, you both had come again, him spilling another load inside your already full cunt. you notice xiao had tears staining the edges of his cheeks and his eyelashes from the intensity of it all— he always was the more sensitive one in the relationship.

xiao was exhausted. you wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes as he collapsed at your side, pulling out and leaving a big mess on the bedsheets. you would take care of that later. now, you wanted to take care of your boy. you told xiao a series of “i love you’s”, and before long, he was fast asleep beside you.

a/n: thank you again for requesting! im always down to write smut hehe

#genshin impact #genshin headcanons #genshin impact x reader #genshin imagines #genshin impact fanfiction #genshin x reader #xiao thirst #xiao smut #xiao x y/n #xiao x reader #xiao fanfic #xiao headcanons #xiao imagine #xiao genshin impact

[pikaflute]

pickles for every emoji

oh jeez

⚧️ - Pronoun headcanon - he/him

🏳️‍⚧️- Gender headcanon - transgender

🏳️‍🌈- Orientation headcanon - gay

🌌- Zodiac sign headcanon - hold on i have a meme for this:

🧠- MBTI headcanon - annoying, which ever one makes him annoying

❤️- Otp - i have an itabag, a crocodile and octopus plushie, i have made copious memes and posts about them, and they're the reason i started watching metalocalypse. nickles has effectively RUINED my life, im pretty sure reading the fic where pee stuff happens between them made me have to take calc 2 again. that or parabola (narles fic).

🧡- Everyone I ship with this character - besides nathan: chickles, picklesface, and uh....fuck i think thats it. hes got three boyfriends max.

💛- Brotp - hes toki's band mom. first of all. also skwisgaar and pickles are probably besties and hes probably buddies with abigail too.

💚- Notp - magpickles :( he was mean to pickles so he gets nothing from pickles.

💙- Crossover ship I like - i just think him in the 80s getting with severely depressed and hating his life majima is very funny. it is btw.

💜- Crossover non-ship relationship I like - this is related to my whole mtl psychonauts crossover thing im brewing but i think milla would be friends with pickles on account of her liking pathetic men

📖- AU I’d like to see them in: LOOK AT MEEEEE.....revengencer pickles is SOOOO good. like soooo good. he gets to look sexy hot in his stupid leather jacket and pants, and have that gay ass octopus tattoo on his chest. i also just wanna see him be evil. evil arcs for characters who deserve it is so satisyfing to me. also i want to that scene from the yakuza movie where majima sits on kiryu's face recreated with nickles in this au is perfect for that.

❤️‍🩹- Angsty headcanon - hey :) so pickles totally has like. doubt when he's first starting the band. like his last band failed, and no one in his new band (minus nathan) seems to like him all that much, especially the rhythm guitarist who keeps screaming at every practice session. if dethklok goes what does he have left? no one. his former band is down the toilet and his family doesn't like him so if dethklok fails he has no one to turn to. that doubt leaves his mind when dethklok finds success and he finally has a family to turn to. well :) until the band breaks up of course teehee heehee

💖- Happy headcanon - aw do you think when dethklok post doomstar was doing charity stuff pickles was like working with some kids and they all kinda look up to him because he's big and successful and so nice and also he's gay like them :). so he starts to hang out with them and like help them with their problems. he starts to make them feel more at home and even decides to make a shelter for any runaway kids who need a home. pickles also denies that he cares about the kids he's helping as he's hugging them all tightly. caring isn't brutal (he's crying)

😋- Funny/stupid headcanon - i think he just knew how to play drums randomly. like when dethklok was starting nathan was like 'we have a singer and three guitarists can you play drums?' pickles is like 'no ive never played drums but ill try' cue like one of the best drum solos those guys have heard and murderface is like 'how the FUCK did you do that?' and pickles just shrugs. literally winging his successful music career

🥖- Food headcanon - ive said he likes to cook before but i think he has the worst food tastes possible. he is the man i saw once dip his pizza in ranch. he's literally horrible when he makes food for himself. i hate it.

🛌- Sleep headcanon - he sleeps like an idiot. seriously, the man is 5'4 and he spreads himself across the whole bed. he's kicking nathan in the kidneys half the time. he's sensitive there pickles come on.

🏡- Domestic headcanon - call him gay (HE IS) but he totally wants tot settle down. maybe have a kid. he spoils his nephew rotten already so i think he would be an "okay" dad. he would still kinda suck at it but he really wants a family and a home to call his own. the one he didn't get, you know?

🗡- Badass headcanon - you think he fights with his legs. i have reference majima like five times in this ask. whatever. hes gonna breakdance and make a fire tornado with his powers. the prophecy didnt say anything about these sick moves.

❓- Anything else you want! - i think he would be pretty flexible. he's got good leg support from playing the drums and he did a lot of wacky shit on stage in the 80s, so he could totally do some weird position to freak his band out

[actualbird]

oooh 15, please? Hope your day is going great!

hullo!!! (´ヮ`)

my day is going okay!! my neck hurts so bad though because i got tasked with a rush job interview transcription and so i typed for 2 hours, head slouched, and now im in Pain kjbdkJBJ. thats okie tho, i'll answer this ask to distract myself HAHA

15. A Hollywood producer tells you that they want to film just one of your fics. Which fic would you want it to be?

of my tot fics, it's gotta be "got james bond as a bodyguard over here, lucky me" for the following reasons

ONE: it's the only fic thats going to be film-level long, HAHA. it's only got 2 chapters rn (and chapter 3 is coming soon i swear to god) but judging by my outline? once this thing is done it'll be somewhere around 20k-30k words long. please pray for me.

TWO: in film (and i assume i have a hand in directing this film in particular because if not im going to haunt the set like a ghost, wailing and caterwauling at every artistic decision made) it's hard to do written internal monologs exactly how they are. like sure, u can go the route of character voiceover monolog that only the audience hears, but thats rarely done in a way that isnt too on the nose and is actually enjoyable. this fic has/will have a lot of internal monolog thats important but everything in those internal monologs will be fleshed out through tangible action that can be seen

THREE, WHICH IS RELATED TO TWO, IN TERMS OF TANGIBLE ACTION: theres actually action in this fic HAHA. like action-movie type of action. theres none in it currently but in my outline for future chapters after the plot finally picks up (aka after chapter 3, god this chapter is so hard bc it actually starts THE PLOT LOL), theres Gonna Be Action.

to vaguely give you an idea: theres gonna be blood, theres gonna be fighting, theres gonna be unwise driving choices, theres gonna be maybe one explosion. tot has toted luke pearce as a super spy and goddamnit i gotta actually write that out!!!!! and if ive written it, i wanna see it!!! I WANNA SEE HIM BE STUPID COOL AND DRIVING A CAR LIKE A MADMAN AND FERALLY PROTECTING MARIUS VON FUCKIN HAGEN!!!!

FOUR: pure self indulgence, i wanna see luke and marius kiss. i know ive already written that myself but. im a simple guy. i wanna see kiss. show me kiss. mwah mwah

FIVE: oh fuck oh man wait wait answering this ask made me realize i wanna put in this fic some fanservice for luke lovers. brb gotta run and add a VERY IMPORTANT scene into my outline of this fic featuring luke pearce in some degree of undress-----

thank you for this ask!! i hope your day is going great too :DDD

#and this is what gets me writing ch3 like a madman. the fact im now adding luke abs into the fic #somewhere. gotta figure out where. bc after ch3 things get funky. surely theres time for jus a lil scene #where marius sees luke shirtless. SURELY THERE MUST BE TIME #ask meme #asks #anon

[applepi1101]

Abakebsnamamma-

Could you do an iida x jokester! Reader?

Like reader pulls harmless pranks on people. (Replaces hair gel with milky jello, replaces pen with dead pen, stuff like that) pls and thank you!!

ah crap, I'm so sorry I forgot about this for a sec ToT. finals week is coming up and I just became brain mush :,)

but I shall give the people what they want now!

So imma just start this off with some headcanons and then a short little fic thing kk, just for you anon.

I think at first he would be a little like, ‘how disrespectful stop this nonsense right now’ but it would grow on him

he finds it a little endearing ngl, like something about your laugh when your pranking people,,,

lmao what a simp-

but anyway, he would still give you a lecture even after you guys are close, just because he feels like he has to

he really doesn't mind it as much (maybe even enjoys it if its someone like bakugo but-)

He would ‘try’ to stop you, but if you somehow get out of his grasps,,, uh oh woopsie his leg engines aren't working?? that's so strange, guess you're getting away this time *shrugs*

He wouldn't like it if you went too far though, like if you do something that could hurt someone, but you would never do that... right anon?

you convinced him to participate in a prank one time and he felt so guilty after but he didn't hate it??? you've ruined him anon! 

he wouldn't join in on any pranks after that though :,)

But basically he just watches from afar and pretends like it isnt happening

Only for the sake of his pride though dont take it the wrong way (he really loves youuu)

Iida huffed, “I already told you,” He crossed his arms and looked at you sternly, “I dont want anything to do with your,,, pranks... and i advise you to cease this childish behavior at once.”

You pouted at him and noticed him flinch slightly, “come on Iida... It’ll be fun!” you beamed at him. 

“You’re lucky youre my s/o...” he muttered, his resolve almost shattering. (SIMP-) You hummed and looked at him expectingly. He sighed and patted your head awkwardly, “and I love you,,, now go do your prank on Bakugo-kun before i change my mind about letting you go.” 

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IM SO SORRY THIS IS SO SHORT AND HE’S SO OOC ASDKJGH IVE FAILED YOU ANON PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEE

AHHHHHHH *drowns in guilt and genshin addiction*

#Iida #iida tenya #bnha #mha #iida x reader #im so sorry #not proofread

[lgbtyrus]

Three Fish and a Malfunction

First place price of my fanfic giveaway for @lilaaugenringe ! She wanted a fanfic of TJ and Cyrus at the fair :) This is a post bench scene fic where they’re not boyfriends or haven’t kissed yet. 

Words: 3,122 

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It had been about a month since TJ and Cyrus held hands on the night of Andi’s party. Nothing was really official yet, though. It kind of made Cyrus nervous because he didn’t know exactly how serious TJ was about him or if he was even serious at all. He did hold his hand every waking chance that he got and listen to him talk about his day every day. It felt unreal that he got to talk to the boy he had been crushing on for months, knowing that he liked him, too.

He just couldn’t call him boyfriend or anything. He was honestly just scared they were going to end up in another Jonah and Andi situation, and it was all going to fall over.

Cyrus was laying in his bed, about to fall asleep when his phone went off. He checked it and saw it was a message from the group chat. Not only did it have the GHC, but it also had Marty, TJ, and Jonah.

Buffy: Me and Marty were thinking about going to the fair tomorrow and thought it’d be more fun as a group. You guy’s down?

Marty: come thruuu

Andi: What time?

Buffy: 1?

Andi: sure sounds fun :)

Jonah: down

Cyrus didn’t really want to go. He had nothing but bad experiences at the fair. He didn’t want to have to admit to TJ he was afraid of most of the things at the fair and would probably throw up. But at the same time, he wanted an excuse to spend time with TJ and the rest of the crew before summer started wrapping up.

Cyrus: see ya’ll there

TJ: same here

Buffy: this feels fake. Making plans with a friend group this large should not be this easy

Andi: we’re not 20 yet

Cyrus slid out of the group chat and went to go message TJ privately as the rest of them went off on a tangent about growing old.

Cyrus: just so you know, I’m afraid of basically everything at the carnival

TJ: its okay cy. We can just stay low and play some games and share a pretzel or whatever

Cyrus: I mean, I can get on rides if you want. Just not more than three unless the we want the pretzel to come back up

Cyrus: we don’t

TJ: gjhsfjkghs don’t worry cyrus we don’t have to go on anything you find scary

TJ: unless

Cyrus: oh no

TJ: you want to get some carnival rides off your list of things you can’t do

Cyrus: i really put some carnival rides on there?

TJ: just three. We can do one or two if doing three gets too much.

Cyrus: what rides did I put on that cursed list

TJ: you put down the hammer, the haunted tunnel, and the mirror maze???

Cyrus: I think I have a repressed memory in the mirror maze bc I literally can’t remember why ive never gone in there and I guess we can do the haunted tunnel if you hold my hand

TJ: deal :)

TJ: shouldn’t you be asleep???

Cyrus: yah

TJ: goodnight cyrus <3

Cyrus: goodnight teej <3

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Cyrus woke up and remembered his plans for the day. He felt like he was going to throw up the breakfast he hadn’t eaten yet. He sighed and got up to get ready for the day. He quickly checked his phone and saw that there was 206 unread messages in the group chat. It must’ve been a boring night compared to their usual 800. Then again, he wasn’t up to double text.

It was a few hours before TJ and his mom picked him up. It was a nice car ride. TJ’s mom didn’t know that TJ was gay, but Cyrus had a gut feeling that she knew something was up between them. She didn’t really treat him differently, but she had that look mothers had in their eye when they knew something was up.

That's the way Cyrus mom looked at him when he first started bringing TJ around. She sort of knew, but she didn't say anything. Cyrus kind of hoped she would say anything else besides, "I like that TJ kid." But she didn't, so he did. It wasn't as hard as he thought it would be. He knew his parents loved him, so he doesn't know why he was so scared, but he still was.

It was like being with TJ. He knew TJ liked him, so he didn't know why he was scared.

TJ and Cyrus entered the fair and sat at the bench that the others would show up. They started holding hands the minute TJ's mom drove away. It was nice. Summer wasn't overbearing, and TJ looked nice in his stripped navy blue T-Shirt and tanned skin. Cyrus couldn't help but stare for a little.

"See something you like?" TJ smirked, leaning back on the bench and pretending to do a hair flip.

Cyrus rolled his eyes and said, "Yeah. That piece of gum stuck on this bench seems pretty appetizing." TJ immediately looked around and saw the piece of gum stick between them on the bench.

"Gross," TJ shook his head.

"Hey, guys," Jonah showed up smiling. The boys greeted him as  they saw the rest of them walk up behind him.

"You guys ready to go?" Buffy grinned, holding hands with Marty who was staring at her the same way Cyrus was staring at TJ.

"Yeah," TJ nodded, "let's go throw up."

"I'd rather not," Andi laughed as TJ and Cyrus stood up. They walked around as a group, looking at carnival games. It was fun watching Buffy and Marty get competitive and end up with too many stuffed animals in less than an hour. They had to hand some out to some little kids walking by.

TJ pulled Cyrus to the side and won him a stuffed frog in a basketball game. Cyrus could've taken the extremely big stuffed animal, but the smaller frog had a tight lip "smile" that reminded him of TJ.

"Thanks," Cyrus smiled, looking up at the taller boy.

"It's nothing," TJ laughed, putting his arm around him. "Let's go find the rest before we get lost." Cyrus and TJ caught up to Andi and Jonah who were trying to get a fish.

"Where are Buffy and Marty?" Cyrus asked as Andi tossed a ball into a fish bowl. It went to the side.

"In the mirror maze," she pointed in a different direction. "I'm trying to help Jonah win a fish."

"It's the only pet the apartment lets us have, so," Jonah shrugged before tossing another ping pong ball.

"Want to do the mirror maze?" TJ raised his eyebrows at Cyrus. Cyrus agreed without hesitation and walked over with him. They didn't have to wait in line and walked right in.

"Why did you put this in the list?" TJ asked him as they held hands through the thing.

"I have no idea?" Cyrus laughed. "Maybe it was about my self-esteem. You can only look at yourself for so long before you start to think that you're ugly."

"Well, you're not," TJ said, squeezing his hand tighter as they went through a corner. Cyrus looked in the mirror ahead and saw that TJ was softly smiling. "You're actually really cute."

Cyrus expressed a content smile as he continued following TJ through the rest of the maze.

"You're cute, too, TJ," Cyrus finally told him after a few seconds of silence. "A lot cuter than a piece of gum."

TJ burst out laughing, "Gee, thanks, Cyrus," he turned back for a second to smirk at him. "My self esteem is through the roof right now."

"I do what I can," Cyrus smiled. They continued walking, the mirrors getting blurrier and some having distorted vision.

"Do you hear that?" TJ asked him. "I think Buffy and Marty are ahead." Cyrus listened and like TJ said, Buffy and Marty were laughing up ahead. They followed their laughter and found them at the exit of the maze where they were laughing at their funky appearances. Buffy turned to them and waved.

"Come take a picture with us," she laughed, "this is gold." The boys approached them and posed for a few photos for Buffy before they all walked out. They went to go look for Andi and Jonah who were sitting at a bench, three goldfish in their laps. "Oh my gosh," Buffy ran up to them. "Why did you get so many?"

"How did you get so many?" Marty asked, standing right behind Buffy.

"I felt bad only having one alone, and I ended up with three," Jonah shrugged. "I already named them Baby Tator, Tator-Tot, and the Patoto Famine."

"One is not like the others," Cyrus said, at they all laughed at Jonah's names.

"It's kind of like the others," Jonah said.

"How are you going to get on rides if you have fish now?" Marty asked him.

"I was going to wait, but I already have an upset stomach from the hot dog smell, and I'd rather not," Jonah smiled.

"Are you sure?" Buffy asked. "We're going on the hammer next?"

"Cyrus can take my place," Jonah smiled. "I'll take care of your guy's things."

Buffy smiled excitedly at Cyrus, "You want to go on the hammer?" Before Cyrus could say anything, she dragged him by the arm away.

"Buffy," Cyrus gasped, "I haven't even agreed yet."

"That's why we're going before you change your mind!"

"Your logic has a lot of faults in it!" Cyrus said as she stopped at the line. Cyrus looked up at the tall ride going as people screamed their lungs out. He looked to the side and saw a girl throwing up in a garbage can. He winced. TJ, Marty, and Andi showed up after a few minutes. Cyrus held TJ's hand very tightly. "I can't believe I'm doing this."

"I believe in you," TJ told him, "it'll be fun."

"You agreed to hold my hand the entire time and if I'm scared enough to suddenly become strong and break your hand, I'm sorry." TJ chuckled.

"It's going to be fine, Cyrus," TJ reassured him, "I promise." The line got shorter and shorter, and Cyrus felt his heart shrink every second. Next thing he knew, he was strapped in and screaming.

"The ride hasn't started, Cyrus," TJ laughed, reaching over to hold his hand. "It'll before over before you know it." Within a few seconds, the ride was on and Cyrus was screaming his lungs off along with TJ. But it wasn't horrible. He started having fun after a few moments after the initial terror. He smiled that he could finally enjoy rides like these with his friends instead of staying back every time.

When he got off, everyone was looking at him.

"Well," Andi grinned, pieces of hair sticking out of her headband, "did you like it?"

"Yeah," Cyrus smiled, "I actually did." The rest of his friends cheered on before walking out to the busy fair to look for something else.

"I promised you that it would be fine," TJ told him, putting his arm around him as they walked.

"It's now noted that you keep your promises," Cyrus told him with a huge smile. His heart was beating extremely fast and both the closeness to TJ and the fair ride had made him sweat. But he didn’t really care. He was really comfortable around TJ.

“So,” TJ said to him, “ready for the tunnel of horror?” Buffy quickly turned around to look at them happily.

“Cyrus!” she gasped. “You want to go on the Tunnel of Horror?”

“Can I say yes this time?” Cyrus raised and eyebrow at her as she jumped back and forth on her heels.

“I guess,” she said, waving her arms around.

“Ye-“ before Cyrus could finish, Buffy was already dragging him to the next ride like she had for the first one. “Do you even know where it is?”

“I know everything,” she said like it was a fact. Cyrus felt content as he heard the rest of his friends trail behind them. TJ and Marty were talking and Jonah caught up to them with his arms full of fish. It was a good day to try new things.

They got to the short line for the tunnel of horror. “I think we’ll be able to go on by the next set of cars,” TJ said as he stood next to Cyrus, holding his hand once again.

“I heard it kind of sucks this year, so it shouldn’t be too scary for Cyrus,” Buffy nudged him. “If not, I wouldn’t bring him in. The last two years have been horrifying.”

“Are you just trying to make me feel better?” Cyrus asked.

Buffy raised her arms up in defense, “The line is short for a reason.” The next set of carts showed up individually every 30 seconds, each one holding two people. First, Marty and Buffy got on one and disappeared into the tunnel. Next, Andi, Jonah, and Jonah’s three kids got on. Finally, TJ helped Cyrus onto the cart and they pulled the bar down to lock themselves.

The car started moving and Cyrus and TJ were being pulled into the dark tunnel, creepy music playing instantly. A fake door shut behind them loudly as they were in, hiding the last ounces of daylight.  One hand on the bar, Cyrus used the other one to hold TJ’s hand.

“How long is this ride?” Cyrus asked TJ right before getting startled by a monster jumping in then out.

TJ strained to hold back his laughter as he said, “Maybe five to ten minutes? Why?”

“I am not having fun in this dark space,” Cyrus said, holding his hand tighter, jumping once more as a fake witch laughed behind him.

“It’s okay, Cyrus,” TJ said. “None of this is real. We’ll be out before you know it.”

Then the ride stopped. Cyrus and TJ looked at each other, barely able to see anything in the dark. Then the music stopped, and the lights turned on. Cyrus knew he looked terrified. He felt stuffed in the cart even if they had so much room. He looked around the tunnel and saw all the fake monsters and lanterns strewn around, the fake bats on the ceiling. A little bit ahead, there was a projection of a wolf howling at the moon. Then he looked at TJ who wasn’t saying anything either.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” someone said over the intercom, “there has been a failure in the system, and we are getting mechanics on the grounds immediately. Both of the main doors can’t open at the moment so please remain in your seats until further notice to avoid getting harmed. If this takes more than hour, we will call 911.”

Cyrus was sweating now. A lot. The tunnel felt like it was radiating nothing but heat, and he pulled his hand away from TJ’s in embarrassment. But in a few seconds, he wanted it back. He wasn’t sure what was going on in his head anymore. He looked forward and saw the projection of the wolf howling. Over and over and over again. And again. And again. And he looked up at the fake bats. They started looking fuzzier, they had eyes now. Cyrus was sweating anymore. Then he realized TJ had been talking to him the entire time. TJ had his arm around him and was squeezing his hand

“Hey, Cyrus. Cyrus. Talk to me? Cyrus? Are you okay?” TJ nervously talked to him. He also seemed shaken up. “I need you to take a few deep breaths for me, okay? Cyrus? Nod. Can you nod so I know you’re listening?” Cyrus nodded.  TJ sighed in relief, “Okay, Cy. Let’s take a deep breath in.” Cyrus breathed in. “Now out.” Cyrus exhaled. They did that a few times. “Good job, Cyrus,” TJ said as Cyrus rested his head on his shoulder.

Things felt fine now.

“Are you feeling better?” TJ asked him. Cyrus weakly nodded. “Just think of good things. Your family, friends, music, the spoon, baby tators… the patato famine,”

“People died, Thelonious,” Cyrus whispered, cracking a tiny smile and making TJ let out a small snort. That made Cyrus laugh himself. “Did you just snort,” Cyrus sat up to look at him. TJ was blushing, hiding his face with the back of his hand. “That was cute.” TJ put his hand down after a while.

“Well,” TJ sat back, “I didn’t promise that we’d be out in a little bit.”

“I think I’d rather go on the hammer again,” Cyrus sighed, looking at him closely. TJ turned to look at the brown eyed boy and smile.

“I like that you liked the other one more. It’s funny,” TJ said, reaching over to brush some hair out of Cyrus’ forehead.

“Why?” Cyrus said, leaning his head into TJ’s hand.

“Just is,” TJ was whispering now, looking between Cyrus’ eyes and his lips. “Can I kiss you?” Cyrus’ heart could have not beat faster any other time in his life. He nodded and leaned into TJ who had already found his lips with his own.

So kissing is supposed to feel like a bunch of stars Cyrus thought to himself.

When they pulled away, Cyrus’ nose was touching TJ’s, and he asked him, “What are we TJ?”

“I was just waiting for the moment, actually,” TJ have him a smile, giving him another small his before saying, “I think now is an alright time to ask you to be my boyfriend.” Cyrus nodded happily, kissing him again.

The two boys were in the tunnel for about forty minutes, laughing and talking about a lot of cheesy things, before the wagons started moving again. Only, the lights stayed on as they heard over the intercom, “Thank you for waiting. We are sorry for the inconvenience. All riders will be taken off immediately as the ride is going to be shut down for the day.”

The group met outside, TJ and Cyrus being the last ones to get off.

“You guys alright?” Andi asked them as they approached them.

“All good,” Cyrus nodded, smiling widely.

“Too good,” Buffy smirked, “dish it out.” TJ and Cyrus blushed, wondering how she figured it out so fast.

“Uh,” Cyrus said nervously, “I guess we’re boyfriend and boyfriend now.” The entire group let out of loud cheers and tackled them both into a group hug, making Cyrus’ heart feel full of love. Maybe fairs weren’t so bad after all. You just needed the right group of people. The right person. TJ was his person.

#stars writing #Andi Mack #tyrus #tj kippen #cyrus goodman

[zanesgirlfriend]

Princess | Jeff Wittek

Description: Jeff takes the reader and her kid to meet his friends.

Requested?: Yes by @jimininfiress : I’d really love if you’d do a Jeff imagine and the reader (his gf) has a baby girl from a previous relationship that didn’t end bad but they’re just not together anymore and in the vlog David says something to the reader like why would you let an ex convict near your daughter and Jeff gets defensive of you and your daughter. I just think Jeff would be an adorable dad even tho his past kinda sucks lmao. Thank you tho! ❤️

A/N: i made the kid a little bit older than a baby so i hope thats okay, but this is the cutest thing ive ever written i love this okay thank u enjoy

(also if you want a part two i'd be down let me know)

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"Princess, are you ready to go?" You called for your little girl, who refused to go by her name once Jeff started calling her Princess. You didn't mind it though, you were just happy she loved your boyfriend as much as you did.

"Yeah, Mommy!" Her sweet voice filled the room as she dragged her little backpack behind her.

"Are you absolutely sure you wanna spend your birthday weekend with Jeff?" You crouched down to her level. She nodded, her little dimples making you smile.

"I'm gonna be five, Mom, I'm basically a grown-up. I'm sure." You laughed at your sassy little girl as you scooped her up. You carried her into her bedroom.

"Okay, which stuffed animal do you wanna bring to Jeff's house?" You both stared at the wide array of plushies.

"I want Peff!" You rolled your eyes as you picked up Peff. He was a fluffy piggy that Jeff gave her on the day they met, her of course naming it 'Piggy Jeff' or Peff for short. She seemed to be infatuated with your boyfriend, but he didn't seem to mind.

You grabbed the small suitcase that had items for the both of you, and locked the door behind you as your daughter lead the way to the car.

When you arrived at Jeff's apartment, your little princess couldn't wait to see him. She unbuckled her car-seat herself, begging you to move faster. She had fun racing you to his door, and doing the special knock they'd come up with together. He opened the door, kneeling down to catch her as she ran into his arms. He stood up, her tiny little arms wrapped around his neck, and leaned over to peck your lips.

"She was very excited to see you." You smiled, shutting the door behind you as you entered his apartment.

"I missed my little princess, too." He kissed her forehead and put her down, knowing she was eager to pet Nerf.

"I also missed you." He wrapped his arms around your waist, bringing you in for a real kiss. Once he let you go, he grabbed the suitcase you were holding and took it into his room.

"I wanna meet Jeff's friends!" She tugged at your shirt, causing you to remember what all you'd promised her. A birthday weekend at Jeff's apartment, hanging out with Jeff's friends, and a birthday picnic in the park.

"I know, baby, but we gotta get lunch first." You reminded her about lunch as she glared at you.

"Princess, not baby. Jeff calls you baby." She corrected you.

"That's right, Princess." Jeff walked back into the living room. "What do you wanna get for lunch?"

"I want grilled cheese." She hugged Jeff's leg.

"Oh yeah, she's decided she doesn't wanna eat animals anymore, so we're gonna have to eat all the chicken nuggets in the freezer." You joked with Jeff.

"She's right, animals don't deserve that." He agreed with her.

"So everyone's a vegetarian now?" You admired your two favorite humans.

"Nah, steak tastes too good." Jeff smiled at you.

You all three headed to Jeff's car, Jeff of course carrying the little princess the whole way.

"She can walk, in case you forgot." You reminded him. You noticed her cling tighter to Jeff's neck.

"It's her birthday weekend, let her be pampered." He smiled, completely spoiling your adorable daughter.

You stopped at a little diner to eat, and then you were finally on the way to David's house. She had heard about David, and already seemed to love him, but you didn't know if she would like any of Jeff's other friends. You've hung out with them on numerous occasions, but something about bringing your daughter with you made you nervous.

"This house is pretty." Your daughter looked out the window towards David's massive house.

"Yeah, David's got a lot of pretty stuff." Jeff said as he turned the car off. He carried the little princess inside, sliding her shoes off and throwing them atop his own as he yelled for David.

"Oh my God, hiiiiiiii!" David almost melted when he saw your daughter. "I'm David." He smiled at her.

"I'm Princess." She stuck out her hand, her wrist bent.

"You gotta kiss her hand now." Jeff told David, leaning the kid in his arms more towards him. David kissed her hand as you spoke.

"She's only this spoiled around Jeff, I promise." You assured him. She reached her arms out towards David, latching onto his neck instead of Jeff.

"You get to carry me now." She said to him, he was surprised by the weight of the child.

"Tomorrow's also her birthday, so I'm spoilin' her a little extra." Jeff pulled her off of him, setting her on the ground. She immediately walked over to the table, grabbing David's camera.

"No, no, no, don't touch that!" David reprimanded her.

"No she loves to vlog, you should turn it on, she won't break it I promise." You tell David.

"She told me she wants to be a vlogger when she grows up." Jeff laughed as David walked over to the tot. He turned the camera on and pressed RECORD.

"Hi, I'm Princess, welcome to my castle." She pointed the heavy camera towards herself. "I'm gonna give you a castle tour . . ." She continued on, Jeff following her towards Natalie's room.

"She's hilarious." David said to you.

"Is she the newest member of the vlog squad then?" You laughed, sitting on the couch.

"Yeah, she can replace Jonah." You both laughed in unison. "I'm surprised you let me near her, let alone Jeff." David said, grabbing his laptop.

"He's my boyfriend, why wouldn't he be near her?" You were utterly confused. David looked at you as if you were stupid.

"He's an ex-convict. Ex-drug dealer. Probably a bad influence for a toddler." He said. You were astounded by his idocracy.

"Yeah, keyword being ex-" You took a deep breath before you blew up. "He has been to jail and he used to sell drugs, but he's different now. Now he's a good person. He is sweet to me and my kid. He takes care of us. He is the best Dad she's ever had, and they're not even related. He loves her, and she loves him, and I would never separate them because of some stupid mistakes he made years ago."

David looked dumbfounded.

"Oh my God, you're adorable." Natalie followed your daughter back out into the living room, Jeff not too far behind. Perfect timing.

"Isn't she?" Jeff agreed, his eyes filled with love for your child.

"And this is my sleep-pod. All you do is jump in and it swallows you while you sleep." She pointed the camera at David's LoveSac. Her attention shifted as the front door opened, running to meet whoever was at the door.

"No running!" You called after her, not wanting her to get hurt.

"Hi, I'm Princess, I'm a vlogger." She pointed the camera up towards Heath and Mariah's faces.

"Aww, hi!" They both cooed at her, happy to see a cute little face. They introduced themselves, Heath of course being forced to kiss her hand.

"Hey, I'm sorry. What I said was really rude." David leaned over and apologized while everyone was paying attention to the little princess.

"What'd he say?" Jeff asked you.

"I'll tell you later, don't worry about it." Your hand laced with his.

The same sort of hand-kiss introduction thing happened all evening as more and more friends showed up. David filmed a few cute bits with your daughter, and she loved every second of it. She found some pizza in the fridge, splitting a slice with Jeff before falling asleep on his chest.

"Thank you for being such a good 'Dad' to her." You kissed Jeff, really appreciating everything he does.

"It's no problem, I love her, and I love you. Plus the single moms really love the Hot Dad at the playground." He joked with you. You made a fake 'shocked' expression before laughing.

"Hey, keep talking like that and I'm gonna be a single mom." You smiled at him, happy with the little family you had created.

#jeff wittek imagine #jeff imagine #jeff x reader #jeff #jeff wittek #david #david x reader #david dobrik imagine #david dobrik imagines #david dobrik #davids vlogs #vloge squad imagines #vlog squad imagine #vlog squad #natalie mariduena #natalie #vlogsquad natalie #heath hussar #mariah amato

[mariemarvelbear]

Korvac

Hope

Avengers x Reader

Warning: Angst.So much Angst.Slow burn angst.Abuse.Mention of rape.Brainwashed.ANGST.Blood.Torture.Swearing.Kidnapping.18+

Part 18

“Come on!You can do it!” You could hear her sweet, joyful laughter from a mile away, it would echo through the halls and into each and every room in the house, and would cheer everyone up, it was at times like this that everyone just loved the blonde lady even more. “Come on Nathaniel!” Eviana cheered, watched the tiny toddler make his way into her petite arms, cradling him once as the two of them laugh. “You did it baby! Aunt Eve is so proud of you!”

“Hey!I’m getting jealous already.” Natasha exclaimed, carefully grabbing the tot and snuggled him in her arms.

Korvac’s brows furrowed as he watched the Queen took another breath,tossing in their shared bed as sweat trickle on her face- her raven luscious hair sticking onto her face. “What’s happening?” The King asked, fear evident in his voice as he looked at Victor on the side-the two of them watching the Queen sleep.

“She’s remembering them Korvac…. We can’t help it anymore.”   “Hi.I’m Eviana. I’m lost.”

“Hello there.” A tall guy smiled, his golden fine hair glowing in the room where he stood tall in front of the child, hair just like his. “I’m Steven.Call me Steve.”

“But-“ Eve stuttered, stopping as she eyes the Captain’s attire “ You’re Captain America.” 

“Eh. Sometimes”

Eve giggled, smiled as she looked at the Captain- her emerald eyes drilling into his blue ones. Steve couldn’t help but think that he’d never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them. Soft wisps of that pale honey hair swept past her ear and caressed the skin of her neck, jaw, cheeks and around her rather beautiful, jade like eyes. Those eyes rimmed with thick, long, dark lashes that brushed her cheeks every time she closed her eyes, seemed to bore into him every time he looked into them and nearly lost himself, even though they just formally met a minute ago.

                “What are you doing now?” Korvac asked, eagerness evident in his voice- worry plastered on his face. But the doctor didn’t answer, he took the stirring rod and mixed the eight potion that he was making for the Queen. “Will that work now?” Victor gave Korvac a look, glared at him and told him to shush and let him do his job. He was tired and weary, and yet he was working up until dawn- he understood Korvac though- he knew that the guy only loved the young lady so much for him to do such evil things. For them it wasn’t evil, it might not be just but Korvac was just doing what he wanted to do. He wanted Eviana, and he acted on it. Dr. Victor Von Doom, he was a great scientist, chemist and a renowned doctor. Some people would say that ever since he was a child-he was evil, but he would always say that he’s just wired differently. Others look at a squirrel and see something cute, but Victor would see something he can murder. But he doesn’t want to just shoot it though, he wants to see how long it can last while he disembowels it nice and slow. He wants to see the light go out in its rodent eyes while he examines its innards. It was not only for science nor his experiments. The truth is that, he enjoys it. He gets a kick out of it. And then he’ll record it on his phone, so he can play it over and over to relive the moment. When he grew up and started working abroad when his parents died- Victor met Michael. The two of them soon started a company with them being the founder and head chemists, they became rich as their company got recognized by different corporations, becoming two scientist who was the first to find the cure for cancer. Victor became happier when his childhood best friend followed him and worked for him as his assistant- She also left their tribe-The Gypsy; and stayed with Victor. As Valeria became one of the board members of their company, the two started spending much more intimate time together, Valeria always liked Victor- it was the doctor that hardly notice the lady, but as he spent time with her, Victor knew that he was falling for her already.  After some time, the two of them started dating- leaving Michael all alone. The latter became a left out, a loner, it was as if he was back to being his ‘pathetic’ younger self- a weirdo. He was becoming jealous of Valeria, she took his lab partner, his partner in crime and his buddy- but what Korvac didn’t realize was that he was jealous not of Valeria, but of his own buddy- Victor; who had a lover, a romantic partner- who had a girlfriend,someone who chooses him because of this thing called ‘love’; not because of the money he can offer,nor the fame he can give.

“Michael, Look.” Korvac’s train of thought was interrupted, the divinity quickly looking at the doctor-following his gaze towards the lady in front of them. The love of his life; His Queen, Eviana. “She’s getting stronger Korvac.I don’t- I don’t know if we can keep her away any longer.”

  “Tony.Tony.Tony, look at me.” Eviana whispered, voice lingering with care,love and a sprinkle of worry. “Anthony, don’t.Don’t go there.” The tiredness that begun a while ago remains like a veil over Tony’s skin, grey and cold. And as Eve caress his cold arms, Tony could only watch the creeping sorrow where there should be joy; over him. It sits like November rain on his skin, enough to chill what was once warm inside. Enough to cover the warmth and happiness that he somehow felt, after years of being in the pain and agony he’s currently feeling-Tony was back at it again, and Pepper wasn’t there to try and soothe his pain away. He planned to just stay there in the cold, comfortably numb and hurting.But Eve knew better. “I understand it hurts Tony, I do. But please remember this Anthony, I love you.More than my life.”

  Tony quickly woke up, his eyes shot wide open,his breathing was rapid and shallow as his heart beat raced each other, trying to keep up with his running mind -as if he was just chased by dozens of hound dogs; ready to eat him alive. He tossed around just to see his king size bed cold and empty, making him shiver as he clenched his mouth again; trying to stop his teeth from chattering each other. Everything then became a blur, his vision was getting darker and his head felt so light yet numb; yet it ached with so much longing.

“Eve!” Tony called, Fighting his way out of the tangled mess of his thick blankets. He continued chanting out her name, the name that his heart, mind and soul craved. The name that he wanted to stay forever, but was instantly gone in an instant; just before his heart was getting better and healed. Tony whimpered, he felt cold and alone. Brows furrowing, Tony’s hands quickly got a hold of his aching chest. He groaned, breathing heavily as his pupils dilated.Your lifeless body was the last image that flashed in his eyes.

“F-Frida….”

    “You passed out again Tony.” Dr. Cho sighed, a sympathetic smile plastered on her face as she looked up; adjusting the guy’s IV drip. “When was the last time you slept?” But before Tony can answer jokingly, she interrupted him. “Proper rest. At least eight hours Tony.”

The genius philanthropist heaved a sigh, raising his hands in defeat as he sat down on the edge of the bed. The light in the infirmary was bright enough to wake him up, abundant to make his brain cells work again as his mind think of anything to work on his suit. Even though he didn’t use them anymore, there were no aliens nor terrorists, nor random bad guys who wanted the Avenger’s attention. There were no one invading their world and he was getting impatient, He badly wanted you back. Even though he knew, that you’re now-dead. Something inside him didn’t believe it, And Tony badly wanted to agree.

  “Peter.” A loud bang echoed through the halls of the Avenger’s facility. A broken light bulb, now rolling onto the dusty floors. Sticky webs evident on it. “What are you doing?”

“N-Nothing.”

“I need to talk to you, Remember?”

“Yeah. That’s why I’m here Dr.Cho~”

“Okay Spidey, but before we go to my office. Promise me that you won’t touch any of my stuff.”

“There’s nothing to touch here Doc,Everything’s old,broken or useless. Just like the Avengers.”

Helen frowned. She never liked anyone touching her stuff, they were hers and they had their own proper places.Just like her perspective with the team, though they weren’t hers; Yes. But they were her only family, and she never tells them this but she’s always proud that she’s their doctor. That every after mission, how small or big their scars or wounds are- All of them go to her.  To see if their okay and well. Then they let her be; But she’s always there for them as they are for her, Just like her belongings. But now,there weren’t anything  nor anyone to even take care of.

“Tony needs your help.” And with that, Peter quickly stood,and in a blink of an eye he was already at the door. “Peter, No.” But the teenager didn’t budge.He stood still, his back facing her as his grasp tightened around the door knob. Peter stood there as the memories flash in his mind, the memories he had with Bucky, Clint, Steve, Wanda, Pietro, Sam, M’mbaku and there’s Tony. Peter shook his head, afraid that if he let himself think of him, He’ll just break down. Enough for him to go back to the arms of the old guy that he treated as his dad.The old guy that continues to deny the truth.

“What do you want Dr.Cho? I told you already, I have nothing to do with him.” Peter whispered, trying to portray anger yet fails;sadness evident in his eyes.

“He’s alone Peter.”

“He pushed us away!” Peter screamed, instantly; his eyes was filled with tears and sorrow. “How can we help him when he doesn’t even help himself?! How can he agree so easily?How can he be so fine with ‘Iana’s passing even though we all know that she’s not!That she’s out there.Alive and wanting to be found, wanting to come back.Back home.With us.” Peter finally broke down, his knees failing him as he fell to the ground;crying like a toddler. “She’s not dead Dr.Cho.You know that.We know that.” Peter sat there, dominated by a profound sadness-fatigued engraved on his worn face.

#steve #Steve Rogers #steve rodgers x reader #tony stark #Avengers #avengers fanfiction #angst #smut #fluff #marvel #mcu #3000 #iloveyou3000 #morgan stark #natasha romanoff #avengers endgame #infinity war

[weirdlizard26]

For the ask meme? All of them.

jay,,,

give me a sec to edit this post ok

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

wine glasses are like reading glasses except you wear them while drinking wine

i’d say water bottles but only the ones that can handle heat and stuff and not poison your drink with plastic or whatever

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

i havent had a lollipop in a good while so thats my choice

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

havent tried either but boy i’d love to try just a little bit of cotton candy at leastonce

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

bro,,,,,, that was like 10 years ago, how am i supposed to remember that,,,,,,,

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

i usually drink soda from plastic cups but honestly? nothing beats the experience of sipping that sweet sweet ambrosia from the bottle,,, but also i’d love to try soda in a can some day!

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

idk what half of these would look like but sportswear always wins in my book

7. earbuds or headphones?

ok i actually googled whats the difference and im more of an earbuds person! theyrejust safer i think and it makes me kinda anxious when im home listening tomusic and cant hear anything going on around me

8. movies or tv shows?

tv shows! well, unless the episodes are like 40 minutes or a full hour because its hard to focus for that long kfjsndkfs

9. favorite smell in the summer?

pavement after rain and also. grass.

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

haha thats a funny joke you made there *starts crying*

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

just a couple of meat+cheese+mayo sandwiches! if its summer mom cuts tomatoes or cucumbers for us and as they start getting more and more expensive we replace them with pickles!

12. name of your favorite playlist?

sorry i couldnt choose!

13. lanyard or key ring?

key ring!

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

aaaa i love fruit flavored ones!

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

aaaaaaaa i dont remember if it was elementary or middle school but we were assigned this really cool ukrainian book that ive actually read before they assigned it. well, nobody here will recognize it but it was Тореадори з Васюківки by Всеволод Нестайко and it was about 2 boys who were best friends growing up in the countryside and they went on adventures and had fun and their friendship made me so happy,,, i guess i was all for cool friendship portrayal even back then! it was mostly laughs and jokes but some moments were actually serious and hit me really hard and i remember them to this day actually

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

its a myth, sitting was created as a personal attack on me

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

my trusty old sneakers!! theyre all black and the sole is very soft and nice

18. ideal weather?

when the sun is out and its just warm enough to show off your new graphic tee and also very soft and nice

19. sleeping position?

i just lie on my left side like a fool

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

notebook!

21. obsession from childhood?

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!! AND DANNY PHANTOM!!!! i even made a ghost fighting costume once,,,, tho it wasnt much of a costume, it was just fingerless gloves i cut out of paper. they were extremely uncomfortable. but very effective in fighting ghosts!

22. role model?

kfjsdnfk i have a bunch! might sound weird but one of them is bdg i think??? and the other 2 are some online acquaintances whom im too afraid to interact with more often than i do

23. strange habits?

repeating silly lines i hear on tv / in anime/cartoons? and also i never touch food with my right hand unless its plums?? and there are more but. you know. bad memory.

24. favorite crystal?

all of them!!!!!

25. first song you remember hearing?

my grandma used to sing this to me over the phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUPnqqPXQsw

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

go for a walk!

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

slep

28. five songs to describe you?

we are the people by empire of the sun

home by cavetown

strawberry blonde by mitski

smile like you mean it by the killers

afterlife by arcade fire

29. best way to bond with you?

wash your hands very thoroughly and make jokes

30. places that you find sacred?

i see nature i go crazy from how much respect i have for it

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass andtake names?

*wearing hinata cosplay* im here to play volleyball and kick your ass and as you can see ive already played today’s match

32. top five favorite vines?

road work ahead

a avocado!! thanks!!!!!

REBECCA THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

i fell can you help me :(

that vine where ukulele sounds like human voices and people sounds like ukuleles

33. most used phrase in your phone?

idk how to check that??? sowwy

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

the stomach meds ad they keep showing on tv

35. average time you fall asleep?

3am? 4am? idk for sure

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

t-trollface…

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

havent used either (cause ive never traveled anywhere too far away) but the latter looks pretty and i feel like it would fit more stuff

38. lemonade or tea?

depends on my mood!

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

dont kick me but im not sure if ive ever tried either ;w;

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

the school’s cat who hates most people actually kinda warmed up to me even tho im terrible with animals

41. last person you texted?

jay uwu

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

afabs cant have both huh

but i want both. please give me both.

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

all of these sound nice but my lazy ass will always go for hoodies

44. favorite scent for soap?

aaaaaaaa im allergic to a lot of soaps but i like flower scented ones

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

i love all of them dearly but lately ive been more into superheroes i think. im not sure really sure what exactly i feel

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

something really really long

47. favorite type of cheese?

there are different types????

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

i hope im a pear

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

become a good person. thats all.

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

i dont remember what it was but i remember i was with my friends and we couldnt stop laughing for several minutes and ive never felt happier

51. current stresses?

UNIVERSITY FUCK OFF!!!

52. favorite font?

i like comic sans

53. what is the current state of your hands?

they arent doing so hot tbh, my dermatitis is back again

54. what did you learn from your first job?

i dont have one!

55. favorite fairy tale?

gonna be honest chief, i dont remember too many of them ;w;

56. favorite tradition?

on new year’s we turn the lights off, light up a candle in the kitchen, laugh at president’s speech and only then starts eating

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

getting over a lost friendship, passing high school finals and uni entrance exams and coming out to my best friend

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

singing!! being able to learn how to do most things pretty quickly!!! and i cant think of anything else but honestly these two are quite enough for me

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

uh oh! guess what! i dont have a catchphrase and im very self-conscious about it!

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

im torn between sports anime and slice of life

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

because humans dont have wings we look for other ways to fly

from haikyuu

obviously

62. seven characters you relate to?

tsukishima kei from haikyuu

mae borowski from nitw

apollo justice from ace attorney

flame princess from adventure time

donatello from tmnt

sokka from atla

kageyama shigeo from mob psycho 100

63. five songs that would play in your club?

mr brightside, bohemian rhapsody, smile like you mean it by the killers and allof haikyuu ops and eds

64. favorite website from your childhood?

if social media counts, vkontakte i guess?? i didnt really go anywhere else and it still exists and i thriving so im not sure if it should count fkjsndkjf

65. any permanent scars?

yeah, the one from my very first vaccination from when i was a few months old i think and also some traces of when i had chickenpox

66. favorite flower(s)?

idk a lot of flower names but i really like tulips

67. good luck charms?

dont have any at the moment but i’d love to get one!

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

whatever fish mom used to buy when we were kids >:(

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

bro my memory isnt good enough to remember those,,

70. left or right handed?

im a righty but i had to become a lefty for like a month when i broke my pinkie

71. least favorite pattern?

i like traditional ukrainian ornaments

72. worst subject?

history :P

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

ice cream + fries

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

idk how pain levels work but i try not to take meds unless the pain is interfering with studying

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

idk but i had a box full of my teeth for so long they turned to dust and i had to throw it away

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

RHNGRHGNRHGRNH EVERYTHING except for freshly made mashed potatoes

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

if its green it can stay

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

have never had either of those and i hope i never will cause they sound gross!

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

i dont have a license, so.

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

kfjsndfks depends on the mood tbh!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

fireflies!

82. pc or console?

i WISH i had a console but this is too broke for that,, i played a couple of times tho and it feels more fun than pc!

83. writing or drawing?

please dont make me choose, ive abandoned both and its making me feel bad

84. podcasts or talk radio?

podcasts :O

84. barbie or polly pocket?

idk what polly pocket is but barbie rules!!!

85. fairy tales or mythology?

i feel like sometimes fairy tales are kinda like watered down myths so i have a right to say i like both

86. cookies or cupcakes?

my heart goes to cookies

87. your greatest fear?

finding out im faking any part of my identity

88. your greatest wish?

get through whatever’s going on right now

89. who would you put before everyone else?

mom

90. luckiest mistake?

when i recorded an undertale medley and got a few notes wrong but it actually ended up sounding better than originally

91. boxes or bags?

boxes!

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

fairy lights……

93. nicknames?

never really had many? my bff calls me mr smith sometimes but thats all i can think of fkjsdnfs but also! steve used to be my nickname before i decided my life my own and i get to choose my name

94. favorite season?

spring ;w;

95. favorite app on your phone?

sudoku

 96. desktop background?

 97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

my own and my mom’s

 98. favorite historical era?

eh im not very fond of the past because not every time period had soap

#wl26 #wl26 answers #flamingerrs #jay just so you know i love you a whole lot #i really did that huh #long post

[twistedsimblr]

Another story!

 Here it is under the cut.... Inspired yet again by @omg-puddingpie They just keep coming these damn ideas XD Once again I know my grammar I’M TRYING!

"It's okay, it's okay your safe now he's not going to bother you anymore I promise you that ." Adam hushed the whimpers of his battered love. But their moment would be short lived. But long enough that he calmed him enough that his sobbing subsided a bit.

 " Adam! come quick! " Adam looked up from his embrace with Armand to see Amber standing in front of them barely able to catch her breath. "Amber?" Armand turned to look as well. "Oh my god what happened?" 

It was Thompshit wasn't it? Adam gave Amber a nod, being careful not to upset Armand again. Amber put her hand on Armand's shoulder.

“ I took care of it though. He said with a gentle peck to he top of his head head. "

“ Where's your friend Meg...?" That's the thing...She sighed...her eyes were rather wide  like she’d sort of seen a ghost. 

 "IT'S MAL." At least I think it's Mal it's hard to say I've NEVER seen him like.... this before...He's practically swinging Chester around by the horns."

 "WHAT?!" Adam felt sick. " Goddammit M.K... “Now you've taken things too far.” 

 Adam ran on ahead as Amber took  Armand by the hand Amber Adam and Armand ran to toward the back It was lunch hour and it had barely started and already so much shit had gone down,

 Now Adam had to deal with his half brother . M.K and Adam had been friends for some time and even shared a brief bro mance before Vlad opened a can of one hell of a twist . And told M.K that he was his son Which was the reason why M.K pushed Adam away and toward the one he was truly destined to be with.. Malikor his friend was the result of a an alien succubus seduction. His father never talked about until now. 

... When they turned the corner of the building already where they greeted with a fairly large crowd egging both involved on. Pushing through the crowd as they got closer. Adam could see that M.K was fiddling with something flipping it about in his hand. 

 He brought his butterfly knife.... Great... personally I like his switch blade better but whatever... 

“ Pussy you can’t even use your fists?” Chester scoffed spitting to the side 

“I suppose kicking your sorry ass that way would be more fun..”  M.K said with a shrug. 

M.K closed his knife and threw it in Meg's direction which she caught.

“Hold this.”

 Meg couldn't help but stare.. He looked so unfamiliar right now. But she was also fascinated by his power. 

His eyes were red and he was seeing red. He almost looked totally demonic. 

 “Show me what you've got big cat.” Chester taunted. .. Unless you still wanna wait til after school..” I mean you still have all day to think about this..

“ What’s the matter  You pussy? Are you just realizing that fucking hitting a chick is wrong  M.K growled confidently

“She’s fat she can take a hit or two... That girls got a fucking mouth you don’t know man.. Speaking of hits. ”

“Ladies first..” M.K  smirked. 

There was silence... Chester threw the first punch and landed one on the side of the face. M.K regained his composure as if he were judging what just happened. 

“I’ve been slapped harder by girls.”  Go a head throw another one. 

 M.K  threw a punch that landed him square in the face and nose amd got him in a head lock and threw him onto the ground  a few feet infront of Meg   Megs direction. And with a grunt said . 

“I love me a good thick chick, they suck the best dick...”  But that over there is everything a woman should be soft and cuddly.. I know more about her than  you know...right down to her favorite candy. Sour Watermelons. “

M.Ks grip around his neck tightened even more so as he continued. 

  “I wanted that!  I wanted her!”

“I dunno why you would..” Chester coughed. 

“Shut the fuck up... “M.K interrupted.

 You took her from me. I was happy for her you made her happy she talked about you sat with you in our fucking study group I hated that!

“ I barely knew her but I wanted her.. And you treated her like trash and you fucking cheated on her ...”

.. .  Meg’s face flushed beet red as everyone looked over in her direction. She turned her music up louder. There were giggles amongst the crowd. Meg allowed the hair to hang in her face...

“With my fucking ex.”

“I’ve  been following you two for a month. Because I wanted to prove to everyone what a piece of fucking shit you are. Especially to Meg. I remember that fucking hand print around her neck.”

Chester glared at M.K as he pulled him out of the head lock and into a choke hold. His nose was oozing green blood  He grinned. 

“Your ex was way hotter.”  M.K curled his lip back ignoring the cheers amongst the crowd as the fight continued. M.K managed to score a few more hits before M.K got too cocky and Chester managed to get a kick in hitting M.K square in the stomach. Managing to get the upper hand for a brief period of time. Thinking he had won. M.K sat on the ground. feeling rather defeated he begun to shake.

 Now he’d done it...  He took a moment to breathe but it was no use it was coming and there was no stopping it. We all have inner demons right? just...

Not actually demons. 

Chester tried hyping up the crowd even more. As he stood thinking he was victorious.

  Seeming out of no where M.K lept at him Pinning him to the ground Letting out a screech that sounded anything but human. Some people even plugged thier ears. Meg was so content with her music she made a face as if she were curious when this would end. 

It was time Adam knew he had to act. 

“My ex had fucking Chlamydia.”

 M.K took his clawed thumbs and pressed them into the corners of Chester’s eyes. He had the most crazed look on his face as he pressed harder Chester screamed in agony finally a voice put an end to it all. The crowd was going wild. And it all came to an abrupt end.

When a dark cloud seemed to have overwhelmed the area getting everyones attention. 

“ STOP..”  M.K knew that voice.. and immediately he halted his actions.

“M.K you don’t wanna do this...” Adam himself had gone into his dark form not something he wanted to do but if he had to fight his brother which is something he didn't want to do he would. 

“FUCK YOU ADAM! ” Maybe if you weren't so busy fantasizing about having your dick up Armand's ass you’d see what  else is going on!!”

All eyes were on Adam... including Armand who was practically his boyfriend at this point anyway.It was his turn to offer comfort. But Adam didn't want it.

“That was a cheap shot bro and you know it!” 

“ You didn't believe me!”  But there’s your proof!  M.K whipped his arm around to point  in Megs  direction. “It’s okay for you to fuck up Armands  bully but I can’t fucking beat your so called dipshit friend to bloody pulp? 

“Look what he did to her!”

Meg  seeming to observe  the problem removed her head phones obviously drowning it out with music got her no where.

“It’s not that bad..” She uttered 

“NOT THAT BAD?”  He’s conditioned her to tolerate it.

M.K grabbed Chester again preparing himself for the blow that could very well kill him a bite tot the throat. 

Adam spoke calmly despite being stung by his words . I see that... Now... I was wrong   “Don’t do it M.K!”

Things started to get a little physical. Adam tried to pull M.K away. “He’s not worth it!

 “ BACK OFF ME MAN!” “Don’t touch me asshole..” M.Ks eyes flashed dangerously as he pushed Adam off. 

Adam had to act. He wasn't himself and he had to bring back the Mal he knew and loved Mal may be physically stronger but when it came to abilities he was not as strong as his half brother using his abilities he restrained him. Forcing him onto his knees   What are you doing?” Armand asked. Shyly. 

My brother doesn't know how to control his abilities yet he needs help.  So he’s not.. Armand began 

“No...he’s my half brother not my lover... I actually would like to get to know you better.” The sentiment was broken by Ambers voice. 

“Get the hell out of here Chester! “

Amber shouted.  

Chester rose to his feet and fled nearly blindly  and into the crowd. 

Meg pushed her self toward the action. And pressed her cd player furiously until she hit the song that she knew would best fit the situation.

 She had to do something Or both were going to do something they regret...She begun humming first something that bewildered everybody that was still sticking around.

Then she randomly started singing...Not that she thought it would do anything but maybe. JUST MAYBE it would? To everyones surprise

Almost immediately did it have a calming effect on M.K and everyone around her...

“Oh my baby how beautiful you are Oh my darling completely torn apart..” “You´re gone with the sin my baby and beautiful you are..” “So gone with the sin my darling..”

MUSIC

It  took a moment... Meg sat on the ground in front of him and continued to sing until finally the moment Adam had been waiting for...

“Meg?” ...M.Ks voice shook as he  looked up to see Meg first.

“ Welcome back big guy.”  He then looked up to see  Adam Amber and Armand.. standing behind Meg who was kneeling still..

Adam helped M.K to his feet. And wrapped his arms around him tightly.. With out hesitation . I will NEVER  mis judge you again..” Ive been so selfish. and I’m sorry.”

M.K returned the gesture. “You’re the last person I ever want to fight with...I will tell you that.”..

The bell finally rang  it seemed like it took forever and they all made their way inside.. They weren't in their seats for long in different classes when the principals voice crackled over the PA system. Calling Adam ,Chester, M.K, Meg, The guy who beat up Armand to the office. 

Oohs and Ahhs echoed throughout each of their respectable class rooms. 

The teacher babbled trying to restore order as the students begun to talk as they all left their classrooms...

Adam and Armand made their way from thier class which was down stairs and M.K made his way from his... But... He was grabbed and pulled into the girls washroom... 

“Meg?”..... His jaw nearly dropped shed worn make up before but this .. She had to have been in here for the last 20 minutes or so. 

It was obvious  her heart was racing. She was licking her lips + as she spoke “I want to uh...  thank you for what you did...”She cleared her throat. 

“Can it wait? I mean this isn't the time or place.. “ Meg  reached up her hand to hush him he was being too loud. 

  Meg stood a little closer to M.K her hand now teasing the crotch of his  pants... 

“No..” 

#AU story #@omgpuddingpie

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Last Replies Of 2017

alfalfalegacy replied to your photoset

Her colouring is so unique

alfalfalegacy replied to your photoset

Wave is my favourite

that’s cheated i’ll have you know XD all their colors are because i wanted them to be unique. but....she’s my fave too it’ll be very obvious and it’s bad

thatsimslove replied to your photoset “Fast forwarding… Introducing Wave, Tide & Shore Miracle ♥”

Why does this family always have the most perfect children ❤️❤️

...because genetic experiments XD i mean, this time round! not always

chaoticpxl replied to your photoset

very good

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they did good

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very very much

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i love very much

chaoticpxl replied to your photoset

best. 100%

are you okay there my dude

amixofpixels replied to your photoset

Yep, I like this one very much.

EVERYONE LIKES HER MOST ME TOO I’M SCREWED (she’s not the heiress)

amixofpixels replied to your post “.”

Am I going to have to tell you that I love you, dearly, and nothing is going to make me disappointed in you.

sjfbskjfnaskjfnskfjas,ds well...you never know you might change your mind ;) but i’m glad you haven’t so far!

amixofpixels replied to your post “.”

Am I going to have to hug you until you calm down and know everything is okay?

that might take a long time :/ nothing happened, it’s just...general feels.

amixofpixels replied to your post “.”

Annie, I leave for one day to do family things, and I come back to this. Am I going to have to yell at you, for how perfect you are?

you’re like my third mum xD what did my child do this time when i wasn’t around??

amixofpixels replied to your photoset “Fast forwarding… Introducing Wave, Tide & Shore Miracle ♥”

But they all be cute, though.

amixofpixels replied to your photoset “Fast forwarding… Introducing Wave, Tide & Shore Miracle ♥”

If they are in order of their names, I think Wave is my favourite! ^-^

they better all be cute! I mean they are imo because I made them in cas and i wouldn’t have settled for something uncute xD but Wave is definitely everyone’s fave so far??

amixofpixels replied to your photoset “ooooOOOO I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS”

BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

alfalfalegacy replied to your photoset “ooooOOOO I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS”

Baby time!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

pirouettingplumbobs replied to your photoset

Yesss she is my fav!

that’s Wave tho, you said Shore before...after? nonchronological replies are B A D

alfalfalegacy replied to your photoset “Fast forwarding… Introducing Wave, Tide & Shore Miracle ♥”

AAAAAHHH LITTLE CUTIES

simphonics replied to your photoset “Fast forwarding… Introducing Wave, Tide & Shore Miracle ♥”

they're so cute!!

i know ;_; i died a little!

pirouettingplumbobs replied to your photoset “Close ups of all three! I don’t think it’s possible to have a favorite...”

I think Shore is my favorite!

shore is lovely ♥ looks and personality wise

dustofsims replied to your post “.”

I loveth you Annie!

aksfjbajksfnaksfjas you haven’t gotten any shit from me so XD

pirouettingplumbobs replied to your photoset “S: What, you mean I have to learn skills too???”

Bless your soul! I don’t think I could handle triplets

oh i couldn’t either, the nightmares plus a loud neighbor were THE WORST i just got through it because shimmer was there to help.

chaoticpxl replied to your photoset “Close ups of all three! I don’t think it’s possible to have a favorite...”

best

chaoticpxl replied to your photoset “Close ups of all three! I don’t think it’s possible to have a favorite...”

brb while i cry bc even tho ive seen them a lot they r still the best and im crying bc they some from the best and u r the best and this is gonna be the best

ashkfbaksjfnaskfjanskfjasnfakjsfnaksfjas i mean i hope it’ll be decent xD but they are cute it’ll be a bonus but also shut up

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Fast forwarding… Introducing Wave, Tide & Shore Miracle ♥”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THESE BEAUTIFUL KIDS

*ficuses up to u* alMOST as beautiful as U

amixofpixels replied to your photoset “I got tagged in the End Of The Year Tag by @quartzbpr /...”

Look at everything you've done but I do feel like shirtless President should be a thing too! 😉

this man has Betrayed me, but i can confirm that 2018 comes bearing some more shirtless Martinique and A LOT of shirtless Malcolm in his original universe...I mean...you can call not wearing clothes shirtless right oops is that a spoiler but yes stay tuned!

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “back pains ft. the one and only”

That tum! I love it

me tooooooooooo ;_; she was a good mum to be

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “I got tagged in the End Of The Year Tag by @quartzbpr /...”

Such good memories T_T baby Connie! My babes! The boys ×2! And my future wife 😍

I know ;_; feels like it was at least 2 years with all the stuff that happened!!

buckleysims replied to your photoset “I got tagged in the End Of The Year Tag by @quartzbpr /...”

And thanks for tagging me, by the way! :)

i was just really curious! i’m sorry i had no idea you were already tagged so many times.

buckleysims replied to your photoset “I got tagged in the End Of The Year Tag by @quartzbpr /...”

I love this! ♥ It didn't seem like boasting to me. Just enthusiasm and excitement, which is awesome!

sjkfnskjdgsd okay well, that’s a lot better xD

chaoticpxl replied to your photoset “ok sure”

you looking at Adam, tell me im wrong

you are not wrong

chaoticpxl replied to your photoset “don’t catch a cold my boys!”

if one of them gets a cold we get cute pictures of the other caring for the sick one? okay deal thanks

dEAL

frost-rainbowcy replied to your photoset

Dat bump though

well, she IS having triplets!

amixofpixels replied to your photoset “don’t catch a cold my boys!”

Annie, stay where you are, and I'm going to hug you, okay?

that’s gonna be easy, i’m not home and can’t drive and have no money with me so i’m stuck anyway ;)

pirouettingplumbobs replied to your photoset “back pains ft. the one and only”

She’s so big, no wonder!

don’t do triplets my friend

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “back pains ft. the one and only”

save her

soon

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “ok sure”

ok yes here it is the Biggest of Moods

she learned how to make the best faces from the master

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: So? Conifer: I think it could work. We can fit three...”

bYE SHINE AND TRELLIS may u rest with the stars bc now ur homeless

fun fact theyre actually living with flameus these days because i cant b trusted with giving multiple households a good life

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Goes to her sister’s place, occupies her computer and starts chatting...”

GLADE......... i love her so much

s a m e

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Glade is back again, and she’s getting bigger!”

what a happy mom to be i cry so much!!!

mE TOO ITS SO GOOD TO SEE HER LIKE THIS??? I WAS A BINCH TO HER NOW THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “C: Mission accomplished: have table cut through your bump”

that...... cant b good for the babies' health charlotte pls watch out

dw charlotte has som medical knowledge

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “moods”

tag urself im charlotte

moi aussi

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “HAPPY WINTERY FICUS FRIDAY!!!!”

dan catii chill with the caps lock but then again it was Needed

i cry v much abt caps lock pls never chill unless u rly want to

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “HAPPY WINTERY FICUS FRIDAY!!!!”

bABIES!!!! THE SECOND POSE WITH FICUS' HAND ON SNOWDRIFTS CHEEK???? IM SHOOK I DIE I AM D E A D also THIS IS SUCH A FINE WAY TO END 2K17 FICUS FRIDAYS HERES TO A GR8 SNOWDRIFTICUS 2K18

i kNOW FUCK I KNOW FUCK THESE BOYS i wish they were actually the last thing i posted but you cant have everything

alfalfalegacy replied to your photoset “Glade is back again, and she’s getting bigger!”

ahh she looks good with her little bump! ;_;

i know right ♥

alfalfalegacy replied to your photoset “OOOOOOOOOOO HERE SHE COMES”

What a jam

alfalfalegacy replied to your photoset “OOOOOOOOOOO HERE SHE COMES”

WATCH OUT BOY SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP

the one and only!!

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “OOOOOOOOOOO HERE SHE COMES”

wATCH OUT MAR SHELL CHEW U UP

AAAAA BEST

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “OOOOOOOOOOO HERE SHE COMES”

https://vine.co/v/iKqxxzKlnDZ/embed/simple

THANK YOU

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “C: Mission accomplished: have table cut through your bump”

Me, impatiently waiting for her to give birth

all in due time ;)

amixofpixels replied to your photoset “HAPPY WINTERY FICUS FRIDAY!!!!”

Even though I'm very tired and with pain, I'm here to give you some well earned love. This is great, everything you do is great, and everything you will do, will be too. ^-^

;__________; THANK YOU i mean i too think this is great and to think i had so much trouble with wifi stuff for this...it was WORTH IT

ladyanyarose replied to your photoset “HAPPY WINTERY FICUS FRIDAY!!!!”

Is is generation 8 yet? I need more of these two. They're just so cute. 💜

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA RLY??? ;_; i wish it was...but it’s still gen 6...getting closer to 7 tho!

simxnoire replied to your photoset “G: Are you even listening??? C: Sure am! I was just thinking. About...”

me: breathes me me: ORANNNNNNNNN

his face reveal is in my drafts too!!!!

pixeldemographics replied to your post “lil notice”

ill go there punch wifi in the face

yes pls come here

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “G: Are you even listening??? C: Sure am! I was just thinking. About...”

Awwwwww how cute

♥♥♥

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “G: Are you even listening??? C: Sure am! I was just thinking. About...”

pLS DO THE DOUBLE DATE THING

it turned into a double date with tots but...it happened it counts

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “G: Charlotte! It’s so good to finally see my sister where she belongs....”

Smh glade but also i LIV FOR JOINT PREGONATE WOMEN

sAME

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “G: Charlotte! It’s so good to finally see my sister where she belongs....”

WAIT SHES PREGNANT TOO!!!!

HAAAAAA YESSSS SHE IS!!

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “G: Charlotte! It’s so good to finally see my sister where she belongs....”

Thats my girl getting roasted

always

monets-pixels replied to your photoset “Conifer: This is good, right? You, me, the babies. Us. Charlotte: The...”

I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH

AND THEY LOVE YOU TOO

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “A professional.”

uhhhHHHHHH IS SHE OK

u kno...........sometimes u get Distracted

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Conifer: This is good, right? You, me, the babies. Us. Charlotte: The...”

yES IT IS ITS DA BES

DID U MEAN: YOU AND UR COMMENT SPAMS

pixeldemographics replied to your photoset “Charlotte: How’s it going, Connie? Finished a book? Conifer: I did!...”

whos this editor i want Words with them

idk man i rly dont know but same

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To be dazed

Title: To be dazed 

Pairing: Reader x Peter Parker 

Summary: Y/N has lived next to Peter since the 3rd grade and since has fallen hard for him, but Y/N doesn't know he’s fallen just as hard.

Word count: 2,084

Songs: Left hand free by alt-j

A/N: Hi! I hope you guys enjoy part 3! p.s sorry for all the typos and grammar mistakes, this is all raw 

Part 1: To be young

Part 2: To be foolish  

Tagged: @tomllholland , @manyfandomstohandle , @superheros-and-books , @jor-da-na , @ferls212 , @laryssa-the-jedi , @bubbles2428 , @emrysaaryn , @dreaxs , @marauder-lover , @purecout-ure , @therealme13posts , @peter-pan-hoe , @devilsdaughter1225 , @llotrr , @cat-in-a-hoodie , @ryleemcgee , @fantasticallyobsessedwithbeasts , @forgodssakejustacceptmyusername , @arianna280398 , @sylviestars , @i-dream-of-adventure , @tiny-friggin-human , @focused-on-bands , @quokkatrash , @princeofsassgard , @jriles124 

gif creds: @hollandstcm 

"Peter where were you?!" You practically shriek at the boy who just disappeared and reappeared out of thin air. "What-What are you talking about?" He scratched his neck nervously, "What do you- ugh are you okay?" Your eyes scan his body for any sign of bruising or cuts.

Peter coughed slightly "Shouldn't I be asking you that? You were just up there in the monument weren't you?" Peters eyes scanned your own, you could tell he knew something you didn't, or at least was hiding something. "No I-I was with Michelle on the ground." You flail your hands in the air starting to get frustrated. You saw right through his lie.

"Peter tell the truth where we're you and also can we talk about last night?" Peters eyes widened at the mention of the night before, "Um what ab- what do you mean?" He changed his question mid sentence, causing you to cock your eyebrow up, "what do I mean? Why were you on the-" Peters hand quickly covered you mouth and a guilty expression graced his face.

"Could we talk somewhere more .." Peter paused removing his hand slowly away from your face "private?" You felt your face go hot, knowing very well that it was as red as a tomato. You two were currently in the hotel lobbies designated sitting area.

"Where would we go?" Silently praying that Peter wouldn't suggest his room, "how about mine and Ned's room?" Your heart skipped a beat at the thought of being alone with just Peter in his room, well his and Ned's. "It won't be very private if Ned's there." You decide to point out before Peter got the chance to turn around.

"Ned's with everyone else at the restaurant, it'll only be us." Peter reassured you "ok fine, lead the way." You sigh following Peter up to his hotel room.

You flop onto the bed closest to the door feeling more tired than anything at the moment, you heard Peter loudly sigh before speaking up "So you wanted to talk about.." he paused letting you fill in the gap, "about last night." You sit up on the bed and stare straight at Peter who was pacing the room. "Why were you on the roof?" The boy stops, his back facing you "What? I-I wasn't on the roof." He concludes turning around to see your skeptical face. "Peter, yes you were." you got up from the bed and slowly made your way towards the lying boy "What going on?" you stop just  a few feet in front of him "And can we please talk about what happened last weekend?" Peters eyes lock onto yours.

"Yeah, lets talk about last weekend." He raked his hand through his fluffily mess of hair, you couldn't help the swarm of butterflies that filled your stomach, he really wants to talk.

"Listen Y/N I-" Peter was stopped mid-sentence by the door of his room opening, "Yes exactly! Oh here they are!" Ned walked through the door way with Liz trailing right behind him. "Peter there you are!" Liz practically threw herself in Peters arms and of course Peter couldn't hide the bush that rose on his cheeks.

"We were so worried, you just disappeared." Liz spoke firmly while Peter never glanced back at you, you decided Peter didnt want to talk anymore because Liz was here. "I'm gonna head out, I'll see ya later Pete." you waved only get a small "yeah sure." in return.

Why does Liz always seem to come around at the worst moments, she has to be tormenting me. You decided to just go back to your shared hotel room and vent out to Michelle about whats been happening, mainly about Peter.

"Hey dweeb." Michelle nudged your shoulder slightly "Everything good now?" you sighed slightly at the question being asked, "define good." You closed your locker and walked to class with Michelle by your side.

You never really got to speak to Peter the rest of the weekend and seeing him not really interested in talking anymore, you felt like giving up. "Hey Y/N." you were knocked out of your thoughts by a voice that made your heart flutter in your chest. "Hey Peter." you smiled falling right back into the dangerous loop that is your friendship. "I need to talk to you after school so could we meet in front of the gym?" you looked over to Michelle to get some kind of guidance but you got nothing but a shrug form your best friend. "Yeah sure-sure." you stuttered out "Ok cool, see you in Spanish."

"you're blushing." Michelle spoke "At least try to hide the fact that your hopelessly in love with him." you sighed rolling your eyes at your best friends attitude, "Hey weren't you the one who told me to go talk to him in the first place?" you shot back earning a laugh from her.

"Yeah yeah whatever." The two of you walked into class just as the bell rang and got situated in your seats. You watch the clock eagerly waiting for the end of the day.

As the end of lunch rolled around you felt your phone buzz in your pocket, you slid it out of your small jean pocket and onto the lunch table.

You groaned angrily at the small notification that had popped up "Hey Y/N I'm really sorry I can't meet up anymore." Quickly you type out a reply 'why?' before smacking your head down onto the table. "Hey what's up?" Ned ask a worried tone in his voice.

"Peter can't meet up anymore." You felt the table buzz causing your head to pop up and grab the phone "I got detention, could I stop by yours after maybe?" Butterflies filled your stomach again at the thought of Peter and you being alone.

"Yeah sure, my doors always open." You couldn't help it that you were hopelessly in love with the boy who only had eyes for another girl. The bell rang signaling the end of lunch, you and the small group of friends you had, minus Peter, made their way to the last classes of the day.

"Y/N!" you heard your dad shout to you "someones at the door for you!" your heart jumped a little already knowing it was Peter you decide to quickly clean up your room before heading to the front door. "I'll be right there!" you shout your reply while quickly shoving things under your bed and into the draws of your dresser.

After shoving the last item under your bed, you checked how you look in your body length mirror on the wall "Ok," you let out a shaky breath "you can do this." you made your way out of your room and to the front door.

"May?" you didn't even try to hide the confusion in your voice "What ar- what are you doing here?" Peters aunt looked as though she was on the verge of tears "Have you talked to Peter at all today?" May's voice was very shaky, you felt your eyebrows crease together.

"Just at school, he was suppose to come by but hasn't.." you trailed off in thought "He hasn't been home yet either, has he?" A knot twisted in your stomach hearing May's reply "No he hasn't, I-I-I got a call from the principal saying that he just left detention." May looked into your eyes hoping that you would have an answer for any of this but you had no idea he'd even left detention.

"Here, let me grab my phone from my room and I'll meet you in your living room." May simply nodded heading back into her apartment while you ran and grabbed your phone. "I'm gonna hangout at May's for a little!" You shouted letting your dad know you were leaving.

"Ok so you've tried calling him and Ned?" you huffed lightly at May while typing out a text to MJ asking about Peter. "Yes." May sighed turning on the tv and switching it to a news channel "How long ago did the principal call you?" You turned your attention away from your phone and tot he worried woman "About two hours ago." Your heart broke, Peter was always maticulous about keeping his aunt up to date on his whereabouts so she wouldn't worry. something is defiantly wrong.

after 3 more hours, 4 calls to the police station and heading down to Peters favorite sandwich shop the door to May's apartment slowly opened with a small creek. May immediately stood up and rushed over to the door, you couldn't see anything that was happening but knew May had tears in her eyes from the shakiness in her voice "Peter where have you been? Ive been calling and calling.." May's voice faded causing you to get up and slowly make your way over to the kitchen by the door. "Peter what happened?" there was a pause before the boy answered "Nothing May, you don't need to be worried." You could hear through the lies he was telling "I just," you  heard Peter sigh deeply "I lost the Stark Internship."

Peters face finally came into your view as you got closer to the edge of the kitchen and then you saw it, Peters eyes were a faded red and his face slightly puffy with a bruise that spread from his jaw to his temple. "oh honey I'm so sorry." May pulled Peter in for a hug making Peters vision to switch from staring at the floor to in front of him or more specific behind May, right at you.

"Y/N? What are you doing here?" May backed away from Peter slightly giving him room to walk around her "Y/N came over and helped me look for you, we called the police for god's sake Peter." You sensed the anger rise slightly in May with her growing voice. "And you never came over." you tried to hide the sadness in your voice but failed, your eyes caught Peters and you felt your heart break staring into the saddest brown eyes you've ever come across. "Hey May would it be alright if i talk to Peter in his room?" May nodded slightly and you grabbed Peters arm dragging him into his room, he closed the door softly behind you.

"Peter what the hell is going on? you've evener done anything like that before! And why is your face so bruised." the anger started rising in you before you could stop it, you knew you shouldn't be this made but you were "What? Never done anything like what?" the panic in Peters eyes were very evident, he's hiding something and you were going to find out what. "You always update May on where you are and what your doing if you don't make it home after school," you paused averting your eyes from Peters, you needed to look at anything but him the moment "You really worried her and me, you promised you'd stop by mine after detention but you never came, Peter please tell me whats going on?" The tension in Peters room was getting thicker and thicker by the minuet "You.." Peter exhaled loudly plopping down on his bed.

"You wouldn't believe me if i told you." a small sarcastic laugh escaped your lips "Peter you're wearing Hello Kitty pants, skipped detention and lost an internship with Tony Stark, which i didn't even know about by the way, so right now I'll believe anything."

Peter dragged his hands down his face and raked his finger through his hair before answering you "Fine, here it goes." Peters head shot up attaching his gaze onto you "I'm-I'm Spider-Man."

Your eyes went wide with shock.

"What?" you could barley speak. Peter? Spider-Man? Theres no way... "Ho-how?" was the last thing you could get in before May barged into the room "I'm assuming Y/N will be staying for dinner, so what do you kids want?" you couldn't even think straight let alone speak properly.

"Could we just have some takeout?" Peter asked with his eyes still on you. "Sure, I'll just order some chow-mein and a box of rice." May closed the door and left you and Peter alone to talk. "Peter what?" your brain scrambled for anything else to say "I-I what do you mean your Spider-Man?!" your voice started getting louder with each word that came out of your mouth.

How could Peter your shy, dorky, adorable neighbor be Spider-Man.. It just didn't make any sense.

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Current Request List - updated 8|2|2018

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I also have some requests sitting in my inbox that I haven't yet responded to. I have seen them and read them and I will write them, I just haven't added them because this list is already hella overwhelming and I want to get through some of these before I take more on, But i will keep them and will add them to this list once Iv cut this down.💕 Also please note I have summarised a lot of these requests so if you see yours but its missing some details, I do have the full requests I just haven’t put it all on this list. 

Ps. Y'all really love Juice. Theres so many requests for my baby and I aint complaining 😂

ALSO forgot to mention that this list does not include all the final parts I need to write for previous Imagines.

-You’re Happys favourite Diosa girl and he breaks into your house one night after killing someone because he needs someone to take his adrenaline out on

-Imagine taking care of Juice after he gets stabbed in prison

-Imagine your Clays 18yo daughter and Juice is in love with you but you aren’t into him.

-Imagine having a panic attack in public and Juice sees and comforts you

-Imagine being Wendys cousin and her and Jax are mad at you and Juice for something. You and Juice make them dinner but end up burning everything

-Imagine making love to Juice after he gets out of Stockton after 14 months

-Imagine Juice finding a la perla lingerie in your closet. He thinks your cheating but it was an anniversary gift for him. Smut.

-Imagine Juice being scared to have sex with his pregnant wife but she convinces him

-Imagine surprising Jax by wearing the lingerie you wore on your wedding night.

-Imagine your Opies sister and Tigs ex. You still hang out at the club and Tig tries to make you jealous by flirting with a crow so you kiss a crow so he sees.

-Imagine being close with Happy and you talk about how you think Alvarez would fuck you but Happy shows you who you belong to

-Jax imagine based on Alone by I Prevail

-Opie imagine based on Breakup Sex by Hunter Phelps

-Imagine being Jax’s pregnant old lady and in the early stages of labour, but you don’t know. You get kidnapped and the baby survives but you dont.

-Imagine being best friends with Jax in middle school but you move away. You come back years later and you have a child. Jax sees you one day and you pretend like you don’t remember him until eventually you admit that you do remember him but he broke your heart.

-Imagine Jax overhears you telling Lyla how you think its unfair that ladies get the crow tats but the guys don’t get anything so Jax surprises you by getting your name tattooed on him.

-Imagine catching the eye of Jax. You’ve just finished an army tour and your a Hale and an old friend of Donnas.

-Imagine being married to Jax when he goes to Jail and you go up for a conjugal and wind up pregnant.

-Imagine working with Gemma in the office, your always quiet but you go to a SAMCRO party and show your wild side. Jax gets to see a little more of your wild side.

-Imagine having an argument with Juice and he goes to Diosa. When Lyla asks him his preference he says my wife. happy ending.

-Imagine Juice breaking up with his OL to protect her. She starts dating someone else and Juice cant handle his jealousy so he turns up drunk at her apartment to erase any trace of him on her body, smut.

-Imagine fighting with Jax. You drive off and the IRA takes you hostage.

-Imagine with Kozik based off Halestorms I Get Off

-Imagine Juice’s estranged wife giving him a fake alibi for some SAMCRO beef and they reconnect

-Imagine Juice is jealous of his OL’s yoga instructor

-Imagine Jax finding roses on his ex wife counter

-Imagine a shy/insecure girl goes to the club for help as her abusive ex is trying to get back together. They help her and she breaks down and Jax falls for her with smut.

-Imagine Happy has a GSW to the chest and the reader (a trauma doctor + Haps OL) has to save his life. 

-Imagine being Clay & Gemmas kid and having a thing with Tig but you have to keep it a secret

-Imagine opening up to Juice about having depression and your fears of being alone and thats why you shouldn’t date cause you have so much baggage but Juice loves you anyway.

-Imagine based in the past. Your in high school and dating Opie and you go on a double date with Jax and Tara and get high.

-Imagine being plus-sized and being best friends withTig. He wants to take the next step but your unsure due to your size.

-Imagine being Happys daughter and in the same line of work. Jax always flirts with you and one day you finally give in.

-Imagine leavingJax after he cheats on you and you start hanging around with Opie and become close friends. Jax gets jealous and you have to tell him you are only friends with Opie.

-Imagine with Jax based on Bonnie and Clyde by Haystaks

-Imagine with Jax based on Don’t Let Me Be Yours by Zara Larson about how Jax falls for you watching you dance at a SAMCRO party.

-Imagine based on Heaven by Pvris where the reader is pregnant and gets kidnapped and ends up dying.

-Imagine Happy having the same reaction meeting you as Tig did meeting Venus

-Imagine dating Happy and he comes to your office, you fool around but your boss comes in and Happy has to hide under the desk and Happy keeps himself busy :)

-Imagine being i college and having the lead role in a play. Her bf Jax watches her rehearse. with smut.

-Imagine Jax goes to a club and asks for a private striptease and lap dance from the reader and they act like they’ve never met before and it leads to hot steamy sex but its revealed she is his OL

-Imagine cheating on Jax because he’s always busy with the club and has no time for you. You have a big fight but end up having sex with him.

-Imagine being Venus’ daughter and Juice is in love with you so he goes to Tig and Venus for advice

-Imagine being Chibs’ OL and someone flirts with you and he gets jealous

-Imagine having a one night stand with Happy and ending up pregnant. Your best friends with Juice and you go away for a year until you can figure out how to tell Happy

-Imagine being Gemmas sister and meeting Nero and he falls for you.

-Imagine being Jax’s sister and secretly seeing Juice. Your fighting with him about having to keep the relationship a secret and it leads to smut, involving his bike somehow.

-Imagine a polyamorous relationship with Tig and Kozik

-Imagine being Chibs’ daughter and dating Juice and you get pregnant. Chibs doesn’t know andJuice lets it slip.

-Imagine based on Burn With You by Lea Michelle with Happy smut

-Imagine being Happys daughter and being just like him. You go tot he club for the first time and Tig stats flirting with you eventually you have to leave to go pick up your girlfriend, and you take her back to TM to see everyones reaction to see you dating a girl

-Imagine dating Happy but hiding the fact your a single mom from him

-Imagine you are/were a street racer and dating Juice

-Imagine trying some kinky stuff with leather with Tig

-Happy imagine based on Happier by Ed Sheeran

-Imagine Jax falling in love with a black woman and overcoming the club rules & bullshit.

-Imagine moving in next to Happys mom with your abusive boyfriend and Happy falls for you

-Imagine with Opie, something cute and fluffy.

juice imagine where he falls for a complete badass chick who is a complete tomboy? Where she’s also happy’s younger sister who is in the same line of work as happy is

Truth or Dare with Juice, smutty.

Imagine Opie & Jax being 13-14 and going to Chibs for advice on girls

Imagine having a tattoo thats similar to one of their crow designs & the guys notice it 

Imagine with Happy or Juice, where you can't resist each other and you tease each other to see who breaks first

Imagine being an old friend of Jax. He accidentally discovers an obscure turn-on and uses it to his advantage

Imagine feeling lost & confused and Opie is there for you

Imagine being deaf and going to TM with your friend when her car breaks. The guys are trying to flirt with you but Juice is the only one who knows sign language

Imagine with Opie based on Not Afraid Anymore by Halsey

Imagine with Jax based on The Hills by The Weeknd

Jealous Jax smut

Imagine you were best friends with Jax in high school and used to date. Years later you move back to Charming with your child and you pretend you don't remember Jax because he broke your heart

Imagine having a kid with Tig and you split up years ago because it all became too much. Years later you go to TM to see your friend Gemma and Tig realises he wants you back

Imagine being the daughter of a member and you and Jax are dating. Everyone has a problem with it but you always find your way back to eat other.

Imagine being taken hostage but you know how to escape and you stab him in the leg, catching Tigs attention.

Imagine a threesome with Juice and a another woman.

Imagine being young and wild and Juice is completely in love with you.

Juice imagine based on Death Of A Bachelor by Panic! At The Disco

Imagine being a virgin with Jax

Tig Smut with thigh riding and scratching

Juice smut with visuals. 

Happy smut with choking, and thigh riding

Tig smut where Tig dressed up as a cop

Imagine being a single dad with twin girls and bumping into the Sons, and the girls try to fight Tig and Happy

Imagine a child walking into the clubhouse one day and taking a liking to Happy because he looks like her dad and he  raises her as his own

Happy imagine based on Outlaw In Me by Brantley Gilbert

Juice imagine to Contraband by SoMo

Juice imagine to We Can Make Love by SoMo

Juice imagine to First by SoMo

Imagine with Chibs or Tig where the reader is a virgin

Imagine being Opies sister and he walks in on you having a quickie with Jax in the office

Imagine Chibs taking care of you when your hurt

Imagine jealous Happy

Next/Final Parts:

Neighbours 10

The Lost Girls part Four

Lockdown Part Four

Possibly a part Two for History?

Stranger Things Requests:

You like Billy and he flirts with you but because you're stubborn, he has to approach you first. You're at a party and told your Bestie Steve your thoughts/feelings and he says hell help make Billy jealous, but he ends up falling for you

Billy Imagine based on Perfect by Ed Sheeran

Billy and his g just hanging out and being a normal young couple

Steve harrington smut where reader persuades him to use her to forget Nancy

Billy imagine where the reader is the only girl that Billy hasn't tried to sleep with, but she sees him in a fight with his dad and brings him home and looks after him

Imagine having a date with Billy and turning up at his house and seeing him get ready in his room, like he does in the show + smut

Billy smut with a plus size reader

Billy x Male reader where he sees Billy fighting with his dad and is there for him, best friend fluff

Imagine playing a basketball match against Billy to determine whether or not you'll date him

Imagine being Steves younger sister and babysitting Max. When Billy comes home he tries to flirt with you and you end up chatting

Imagine someone flirting and getting physical with you, and Billy protects you

Steve Harrington smut with visuals

Imagine being Steves twin sister and you see him and Billy fighting at school one day and try to break it up

Jealous Steve Harrington imagine

Imagine being in an abusive relationship with Billy and when he comes looking for you Steve protects you

Reader is a shy bookworm and Billy takes an interest

Your first time with Billy

imagine instead of Karen Wheeler answering the door, you do. Billy smut

Imagine being the middle Byers child and your brothers react to you dating Billy

Imagine getting hot and heavy in Billys Camaro when Hopper interrupts

Imagine being new to Hawkins and becoming the Queen to the King of Hawkins

Billy smut with him as a sub

Imagine being Steves younger shy and nerdy sister and Billy finds out and tries to get with you

Imagine Billy taking care of you when you get drunk at a party

Billy x Male reader where he is new to town and after initially fighting with Billy you slowly fall for each other

Billy imagine based on Dirty Dirty by Charlotte Cardin

Imagine your dad giving Billy a job in his autoshop and one night things get steamy

You and Steve are family friends and you reconnect 

Imagine having a similar homelife to Billy and after a fight at home you leave and bump into Billy and you two end up talking (billy x male reader)

Going to a christmas party with Steve and continuously getting caught under mistletoe

Billy fic based on Young God by Halsey

Imagine Billy gets you pregnant and you leave town. Steve ends up telling Billy where you are and he finds you

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