#like deadass this was like such a weird thing to suddenly realise

[realcube]

random kisses w/ the haikyuu!! boys hcs 💋

characters: tsukishima, akaashi, kenma, iwaizumi & noya 

thank you to anon for the amazing request :3

IWAIZUMI & KENMA’S ARE AGED UP

tw// swearing, sexual references, mentions of kinks, mentions of choking

Kei Tsukishima

tsukishima was always very hesitant to kiss and hug tbh

the only thing he did freely without overthinking was hold your hand but even then, he’d immediately pull away if he thought his palm was getting the slightest bit sweaty (from his nerves)

also, he’d get really tense when ever he saw you lean in for a kiss bc he was always afraid that he’d mess up something 

like what happens if he sneezes exactly when you’re about to connect lips?- he’d die, that’s what would happen. 

anyway, when you first began surprising him by placing kisses on either the back of his hand or the nape of his neck, he’d become a blushing , irritated mess

like, he thought it was so cute and sweet so of course he’d blush but then he’d get mad bc..you made him blush! how embarrassing for him, tsk.

but although he’d be annoyed and hiss things like ‘you’re so weird’ or ‘that’s simp behaviour’ he would never tell you to stop bc deep down he knows that he enjoys it lol

and surprisingly, he wasn’t in denial about it at first either 

like mans isn’t stupid 

obviously he liked it, why else would he blush?

since he was aware that he liked your lil’ random kisses, he began to pretend to be invested in activity bc he realised that if you thought he was preoccupied with something important/stressful, you’d be more likely to give his neck a lil’ peck

for instance, if he’s just on his phone or whatever then you text him saying that you’re coming over, he immediately rush to gather his backpack and bring out his notes so he can sit at his desk to look like he’s studying lmao 

then you walk in like ‘awh bb you’re always working so hard 🥺 kithes’

and he’s just got the most cunning smirk on his face which he’s trying his very best hide to conceal

then you gave him a kiss on the cheek and he was just like ‘gotcha bitch ( •̀ ω •́ )✧’ 

anyway, when he’s just deadass being lazy he can still tell when you’re about to kiss him bc he’s very observant etc etc

(also bc you always have a cheesy grin on your face before you kiss him lol)

so after a few years of dating, they become less of ‘random kisses’ and more like just regular kisses for tsukki but he always tries to act like it’s surprising 

whether that be jumping slightly whenever you peck the back of his neck or inhaling sharply as you pressed a sudden kiss to his forehead

it’s just bc he loves to hear your giggles at his reaction 🥺 he thinks it’s so cute

Keiji Akaashi

this all began when he was lying on the couch, reading a book while looking absolutely scrumptious so you just had to give him a lil’ peck on the forehead and he’s been addicted ever since

he especially likes it when you sneak up behind him, wrap him in a hug then plant a kiss on the nape of his neck - he thinks it’s so cute and he always cuddles your arms to his chest so you don’t let go 

OMG AND YOU DID IT AT SCHOOL ONCE AT THE END OF PRACTISE, IN FRONT OF ALL HIS TEAMMATES AND HE JUST- MALFUNTIONED FJBFVBGRAFD

deadass he just stood like a statue while you cuddled up behind him, his mouth slightly agape and his eyes wide 

bokuto thought it was adorable and was like ‘awwwhhh!! #couplegoals!! 💖💕🥰’

(yes he does say the hashtag aloud)

while the rest of the team are wondering if akaashi is okay. i mean, mans looking pretty stiff

but dw he’s not dead y’all, he’s just ascended  👼

like seriously he loves it so much 

sometimes he tries to give you random kisses by just grabbing your face while you’re doing something and lean in to place his lips upon yours but he always gets distract by how gorgeous you are, so he’ll spend a little too long admiring your face which will lead to you having to awkwardly muttering something along the lines of

‘i love you too, akaashi. but, erm, my toast is burning.’

Hajime Iwaizumi

iwaizumi already did something kinda similar to random kisses but not really yk?

like whenever he saw you really invested in an activity that you didn’t like doing (cleaning, laundry, studying, chores etc) he’d plant a firm kiss on your cheek which would end up trailing across your face, to your lips - just to boost your spirits lol :)

but they weren’t really surprising or ‘random’ bc he would always announce something to grab your attention before kissing you, like ‘babe’ or ‘wow’

also, imo ‘random kisses’ gives off a ‘sweet lil’ smooch’ sorta vibe but the kisses he gives you are far from ‘smooches’

like they are unintentionally sensual as hell 

and he doesn’t even realise how erotic they are so he just suddenly pulls away to leave you with your chores ✋😔

anyway, you first gave him a surprise kiss while he was cooking dinner and whispered something jokingly in his ear along the lines of ‘woah, husband material.’

damn, if iwa knew that all he had to do for some kithes was be a hubby then he would’ve done that sooner like geez 😳

istg after that day iwaizumi would be in full maid-mode whenever you were in the house (bc he apparently doesn’t know the difference between the duties of a maid and a ‘husband’ lol)

‘yes i do the cooking, yes i do the cleaning’ - nicki manaj, hey mama -iwazumi hajime after being told that’s he’s husband material

so know you feel obliged to give him kisses and praise him whenever you see him doing chores/cooking/gardening bc you know he’s only doing that to please you lmao

so you just give the man what he wants i mean, he’s trying so hard

and he puts in so much effort to make sure he looks hot while doing it

like if he’s cleaning the bathroom room, he’ll oil himself and get out the Mr Muscle spray to make sure that his chest is shinier than the bathroom tiles

then you’ll kiss his forehead and tell him how he’s doing a great job blah blah blah

honestly, the kisses are hardly ‘random’ anymore since iwaizumi sets up a whole scene just to get you to peck his cheek but whatever

anyway, you helped him realise that he had a domestic and servitude kink 

and for that, he’s forever grateful 🥰

Kenma Kuzome 

pov: you’re sad so you play stardew valley and your s/o notices and they pounce on you with their love and affection 🥺

and you cry bc you love them so much but you’re not good at expressing it 😔✌

- ok, end of pov -

that was kenma’s pov btw ^

but like seriously, it’s his absolute favourite when you give him kisses while he’s playing video games

and you always give exactly the right quantity - it’s like you can read his mind or something  

like, if he’s in a the climax of a round of any first-person shoot/rpg and you happen to walk by, you’ll just place a brief yet caring kiss on the side of his head then leave him alone

or if he’s on stream and you walk into the room - but don’t wanna be on camera - you’ll blow him kisses and he’ll smile like an idiot then discretely blow one back

then his chat is like ‘omg he can smile?’, ‘why is he smiling?’ ,‘is he sending air kisses? SIMP!!!’

but when he’s down, blaring lo-fi music from his cat speakers and playing animal crossing, nintendogs, stardew valley or tomodachi life (etc), you’ll shower him with all your cuddles and kisses 

ngl tho, when you scuttle up to him while he’s playing any game and press a lil’ kiss on his ear as you absently rub his shoulders, he literally melts 

he just kinda sits there and stares at the screen but not even a fraction of his mind is dedicated on the game, it’s all just ‘(y/n). i love them so much. i hope they know that. wow, i got so lucky, i hope they never leave me. (y/n), if only you could read my mind.’

and to show that he likes it, he purrs!!!

not voluntarily, it kinda just escaped his mouth the first time you were giving him a massage and since you insisted that it was the cutest thing you’ve ever heard, he continues to do it - but v quietly

but- there is one thing he likes more than random kisses 

and that is random cuddles

or random lapping-sitting yESSS

he is a simp so if you’re feeling needy or whateva and sit on his lap while he’s playing, he’ll literally just quit tbh- 

that’s one of the only times he’ll not use the excuse ‘i’ll do it when this round ends’ so use it wisely and sparingly

but that’s only if you sit facing towards him bc he realised that if you sit like that, he’ll get some cooch 

but otherwise, if you just sit on his lap for the sake of sitting on his lap, he’ll either jokingly push you off or continue playing his game by looking over your shoulder

Yū Nishinoya 

you stole it from him lol

he’s the OG random kisser  ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ 

let’s recall how on your first date with him, you were worrying that he might’ve stood you up as you waited on the picnic blanket for him to arrive and then he jumped out from one of the hedges and attacked you with kisses

like mans got a lot of energy so i can just imagine him attacking you with affection whenever he is bored

and he does it regardless of what you are doing at the time

studying? kiss attack.

cleaning? tickle attack.

sleeping? cuddle attack.

hotel? trivago

he goes into that shit with a strategy too like ‘if i kiss them on the neck first they’ll move their head and arm which will give me access to their chest so then i’ll plant a kiss there too and depending on whether the jerk to the left or right i can then go in for a kiss on their n--’ etc etc

so imagine how hyped he is when you sneak up behind him in the school corridor and peck his cheek

AND IT WAS IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS TOO, IT WAS AWESOME

he was so triumphant about it, as if he had just won some sort of award lol 

‘yes, i am the coochieman. and what about it?’

then he bought you lunch for ‘being the best s/o ever’ 🥺

but don’t think you’ll ever beat him in the random kissing game bc while he was feeding you the lunch he bought (he does that sometimes, playfully though, whenever he is feeling like a simp) he’ll lean in and steal a lil’ kiss which will lead to you choking on your rice 

‘hey babe, plz don’t choke. otherwise i’ll have to give you mouth-to-mouth, ahaha.’

meanwhile, you’re turning red

#hq tsukishima #tsukishima x y/n #tsukishima kei #tsukishima fluff #tsukishima headcanons #tsukishima x reader #tsukishima x you #haikyu x reader #haikyuu!! #haikyū!! #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x gender neutral reader #haikyuu x gn!reader #akaashi fluff #akaashi hcs #akaashi x reader #akaashi x you #akaashi x y/n #iwaizumi x you #iwaizumi imagine #iwaizumi headcanons #iwaizumi haikyuu #iwaizumi hcs #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi fluff #iwaizumi x y/n #iwaizumi x reader #kenma x reader #timeskip kenma #kenma x y/n

[hoseokslefteyebrow]

WANTED || J.JK || 6

THE TRUTH

Pairing : Jungkook X Reader

Genre : fluff, angst, crack

Summary : “Let me geuss, your parents are dead and you're family with one of my mates so that's why you're staying with us for a while?”

“Um, no. Sorry. Just running for the authorities and your window was open.”

Wordcount: 1.3k

WARNINGS : none 

WANTED MASTERLIST || NEXT 

The first thing you realize when you wake up is that you're very comfortable. In fact, you're even more comfortable then you already were at Jungkook's place. There wasn't the feeling of the ground underneath the matress. Instead it felt like you were laying on a bed.

The first response you have to the feeling of being wrapped in comfort is that you snuggle deeper in by turning on your side. But once you do that, a stinging pain erupts from your side and memories of when you were last awake rush back in your mind.

You sit up while gritting your teeth, your eyes scanning the room. Your eyes widen as you realize that you're in Jungkook's room.

Did he really help me even after those guys tried to hurt him? You think.

You're about to get up before you hearing voices and footsteps nearing the room. The door opens and before you know it you're ingulfed in a big hug.

" You're awake." Jungkook's soft voice greets you as he gently holds you.

You barely process what's happening before he pulls back, a smile on his face.

" Hi, how do you feel?" Jungkook asks.

" Like I've been stabbed." You say bluntly.

Jungkook giggles as Hoseok also enters the room.

" Y/N, good thing you're awake. Are you hungry?" He asks, smiling gently as if you're an animal who scares easy.

" Only a little. And stop tip toeing around me. Both of you. I'm only a bit hurt, I'm not some rabbit who'll hop off if you're too loud." You huff.

Hoseok full out laughs at that, going right back to his usual cheery persona.

" We will. I'll make you a sandwich. You stay in bed." He tells you before he's gone.

It's quiet for a moment between you and Jungkook before you speak up.

" You helped me." You state.

Jungkook looks at you with a weird expression.

" Of course I did. What else was I supposed to do? Leave you?" He asks, looking at you as if it's ridiculous.

Tough it is, but you're not very aware of that.

You shrugg, averting your gaze.

That tells Jungkook enough.

You really did think that he'd leave you there.

" Jin hyung's a doctor. He stitched your wound up. According to him you need a lot of rest and food." He tells you.

You look at him with a questioning gaze.

" He doesn't want to kick me out?" You ask.

He shakes his head.

" No. No one does. Tough we're all now a little skeptical if I'm honest. You owe us one big of an explanation. I've told the hyungs all I know about you and about yesterday, but I only know so little about you." He drops the bomb in an acceptable way.

In fact, he dropped it so neatly, he's very proud of his own answer.

" I geuss that that's fair. At what time is everyone home? I don't want to explain stuff six times." You sigh.

Jungkook smiles and takes a hold of your hand while Hoseok walks in with three sandwiches, one for each of you.

-

" So..." Jungkook says slowly as he looks at everyone in the room.

All men were now finally home, and everyone was seated into the livingroom to hear your story.

They all look at you, but so far your eyes haveonly gotten a bit hazy and you've been biting your lip for so long that Jungkook's sure that it'll be swollen.

" Speak peasant." Taehyung suddenly says dryly as the chaotic nature of all of them starts peeking trough again.

" Yaah! Taehyung! You do not-"

" What is wrong with you?! Let the girl take a breath for a moment!-"

" I swear nothing ever goes in one go with this family.-"

" Holy shit did you hear that? Yoongi just addressed us as his family."

" ENOUGH. SHUT IT ALL OF YOU." It's Jin who's yelling out over all of them, his usual kind face stoic and adding up to your nerves.

" Hey. It's okay." Jungkook says softly as he looks at you, taking your hand in his.

" Okay. Okay. What do you want to know?" You ask, now exchanging looks with all of them.

" Jungkook meantioned that you're somewhat illegal? I think it's fair you explain that first." Jin says with a stern gaze.

Internally you sigh, because that's the part what has a long explanation in order for them to understand.

" Okay. Well, uh, I'm not illegal. I know I mentioned before that I was running for the authorities. But that's not entirely true. I'm just kind of running for this psychopathic dude who thinks he owns me and he happens to have connections in the police force." You tell them honestly.

Now all of them look even more confused.

" Wait, so you're not a criminal?" Jimin asks.

You shake your head.

" No. I keep saying that so Jungkook won't accidentally meddle in my shit, but now that Hyunjin's shown up. I kinda owe him." You shrug.

Jimin opens his mouth to ask another question, but Yoongi beats him to it.

" Who's the 'psychopathic dude' you mentioned?" Yoongi asks.

You gulp.

" Donghyun." 

" What?! How did you get involved with him?" Yoongi asks.

" Who's Donghyun?" Jungkook asks confused.

" A rookie drug dealer. But he's got a lot of money on his hands. Because of that and his ties with some police men, he's pretty good at what he's doing." You explain.

" How did you get involved with someone like him?" Jimin asks.

You sigh before starting to tell them your story.

" Well, it all kind of started in middle school. My best friend and I were always a fan of parties and alcohol. And then at one of those parties we met some of his friends. We never wanted to get involved in drugs tough, so we didn't do that part. But we did go to their parties where everything is just a lot worse than the parties we were used to. And then I met him. At first we kind of just saw each other around and we didn't bother with each other, but then my best friend started hooking up with people and I don't know what she did but she just kept wanting more and then she got involved with Donghyun and his friends. I just kept going with her because I was afraid I'd lose her. I didn't realise that I already lost her back then. Between all the annoying horny boys was always Donghyun who appeared to be this gentle, nice dude. And so I became good friends with him. Then he invited me over to his house and actually introduced me to his parents as his girlfriend. And I'm not some kind of pushdown so I deadass just told his parents in front of their faces that we weren't a thing. But Donghyun just kept saying that we were and so I went home but he started coming there too and then he started to bother my parents so I ran away. I just, ran.... And then I found you guys." You tell them the truth. 

" I didn't think he was that deep in with you." Yoongi admitted.

" Me neither." You wishpered, looking at the floor.

" But you have no place to stay apart from here, right? She can stay with us until this Donghyun situation dies down right?" Jungkook asks, looking up hopefully at his brothers.

All of them turn to look at Jin, while he's staring at you, and you're staring at the ground.

There's a beat of silence before he answers.

" Fine. You can stay. But you're gonna have to pay bills and such like the rest of us tough. Once you're healed, you're gonna have to look for jobs." Jin tells you as you look up at him with a suprised expression, tough it's quickly replaced with a smile.

You were allowed to stay.

#bts #bts x reader #idkeitherman #min yoongi #kim seokjin #bts fluff #park jimin #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #kim namjoon #jung hobi #bts jungkook x reader #bts mafia au #bts high school au

[writing-fool]

Hey, real stressed out right now, if you're not too busy can I get the Mlqc boys with a stressed out s/o? I'm in some need of some serotonin, love your work x

mlqc | so will i

Hi hun, I’m very sorry to hear that. I hope you’ll feel better soon. If this doesn’t end up giving you enough serotonin, I have something a little similar up on my blog: here

That said, I think I’m becoming a comfort writer, and I can’t really complain about that. So, here’s a couple of quick and loving headcanons for each boy.

Much love,

R.

Victor

Victor isn’t actually all that cold as a husband anyways (and we ALL know author Ré likes their moody boys just a little gooey) 

but when you’re stressed? oh boy this gentleman is ready to do anything in his power to make you feel better

he was deadass about to buy a whole spa before you stopped him and told him you just need him to hold you

“Oh. I...guess I can do that.” be careful, this man will not let you go until you feel better

as an excellent chef, he’s also The Person to ask when you need comfort food

mac & cheese? you got it. congee? already done. chicken noodle soup? yes yes.

the way to a person’s heart is through their stomach and mine is currently growling

on occasion, he’ll be the cause of your stress, and while he doesn’t want to favour you over his other employees necessarily, he does understand that sometimes you need a break

for once, he’ll be the one pulling you from your work

how does he notice you’re stressed? your reports become dangerously subpar. sorry hun, it’s the truth

if you don’t listen to him and keep working yourself to near death, he’ll just have to use drastic measures

did he swing you over his shoulder? yup.

did you low-key enjoy it because his ass is Immaculate? also yup. 

he knows you like it when he pampers you, so when you’re stressed out, he’ll run you a nice bath with expensive oils and soaps

he’ll wash your back for you, digging his large fingers into those knots at the nape of your neck

afterwards, Vic will brush your hair for you, making sure you’re all cozy in your fluffy robe

he doesn’t like to admit it, but seeing you relax warms his heart and makes up for all the mediocre reports you write

Lucien

our favourite perceptive professor notices right away

i mean, everyone has tells when they start getting stressed out, and Lucien knows yours like the back of his hand

sometimes, he even notices before you do. how does that even happen?

prepare for the endless amounts of chamomile tea he’ll make you drink

Lucien’s very supportive of what you do, but he also reminds you that you need to rest like a filthy hypocrite~

so he’ll jot down cheeky notes in your agenda

14:00 / come have a relaxing walk in the park with me. ~L

7:30 early morning online meeting 8:00 have a lie-in with your favourite scientist. for research purposes, of course

you confront him about it and he’s just staring at you with this innocent look that’s absolutely illegal because you’re not innocent Lucien, not in the slightest i won’t believe it i’m not going to fall for it—damnit i fell for it

“Am I not allowed to take care of my little flower?”

is really good at clearing your schedule

like, suspiciously good

he’ll probably help you with anything you’ve got going on regarding paperwork, and instead of having to do research for a production, a whole stack of highlighted and marked articles will already be on your desk, waiting for you to quickly sift through everything

on a more serious note, he does know a lot about destressing and ways to relax

so he’ll suggest practicing mindfulness together, or something similar 

from experience, these things may sound silly, but breathing exercises or meditation can really just refocus your brain on the tasks at hand to lessen stress. obviously though, this is all very personal

but he knows he can’t love your negative emotions away, so most importantly, he’s always there for you

whether it is to listen to you rant, to give advice or even just to soothingly rub his thumb over your shoulder

Lucien’s always right next to you, and that’s one less thing to worry about

Gavin

Birdcop! lately i’ve been associating him with bnha’s Hawks/Keigo, and i don’t know how to feel about that. but i digress

Gavin’s not the quickest to pick up on your emotions

like, he knows there’s something going on because his mind is filled with you all day, but he can’t really decipher what’s wrong

will just straight up ask you what’s going on, how you’re feeling, etc

i always turn Gavin into this really understanding and communicative, healthy relationship poster boy, but y’all deserve it

“Babe? Are you feeling alright?”

if the answer is no, this man just clears his schedule for a week, or a month, or a whole year Gavin you can’t ignore your responsibilities don’t—

not really, but he does go out of his way to spend more time with you

clocks out earlier, only does missions that require him,...

flies to you the moment he’s got time to spare

does so recklessly. gets caught by some people who, fortunately, are convinced it’s just some very weird humanoid bird. gets reprimanded by STF. does not care.

at home he doesn’t really do more than give you space when you need it, offer a listening ear when you need that. he’s really not doing anything grand, because that’s not really Gavin, but he lets you know that he cares, and that’s good enough.

Gavin will force Minor to look out for you at work, and will stage a freakin’ intervention if you’re getting overworked

“MC, you’re getting kidnapped.” wraps you into a blanket like a burrito and flies home with you in his arms

actually flying seems like a relaxing thing to do, especially at night

when the stars are twinkling, the moon is glowing, and you’re high above the city, all your problems seem just a little smaller

Kiro

the chances of him not knowing you’re feeling bad aren’t very small

he’s obviously very busy, and if he’s overseas...

being concerned that you’re going to be lonely without him like he is without you does make him call you as often as he possibly can

he’s a clingy pupper, what can i say

he picks up the stressed out tone in your voice though, even when you try to hide it

“Oh, Miss/Mr. Chips, you can’t fool me, The Best Actor Of All Time. Now, tell me...are you alright?” imagine him saying that last bit in like a hushed, slightly worried tone. i wouldn’t even be able to lie

he’ll let you complain as long as you want on the phone, even when Savin’s been calling him

he’ll just hide in the closet so he doesn’t get found

when he goes back home, the first thing he does is trap you in a big hug

he refuses to let you go, pouting about how worried he was, and how much better he’ll make you feel

“Because I’m your brightest star after all!”

if he’s free while you’re feeling stressed, for example, when you’re at home together, he’ll do something silly to cheer you up

like dance on the coffee table

yup. that’s why it broke.

i don’t think he’d be too focused on your problems, as in, he doesn’t need to know 100% of what’s going on

Kiro just kind of zooms in on the fact that you’re feeling sad, overwhelmed, stressed out, and he’ll do anything in his power to relieve that feeling

and that’s one of his qualities, to be fair

you’re not going to do stuff like have long chats about your feelings, but he is going to propose doing face masks together to calm down

maybe you’ll play a couple of video games together

at the end of the day, how could you worry when your sun is right next to you?

Shaw

look, i don’t know if you’re of legal drinking age...but Shaw’s coping mechanism is drinking and going out

so the moment you say you feel bad, he’s whipping out the wine, hun

lowkey wants to drag you to the club to make you forget about your problems...but even he realises how inappropriate that type of behaviour is

he’s actually a lot cuter when he’s a little tipsy

“Hm, beautiful.” “What?” “Nothing.”

Shaw’s also a huge diva, which is canon now you guys can’t stop me from making it canon

so you guys will have matching head bands on, face masks, glasses of wine, bottles of nail polish, talking about how horrible life is

you’re venting to him, and he vents back, and you just both come to the conclusion that life sUCKS, work sUCKS and Shaw...doesn’t suck at all

the next morning, you wake up slightly disheveled and a bit disoriented

but you feel significantly lighter

well, not physically, since there’s literally an arm slung around your waist

he doesn’t really change much about his behaviour...but you notice he’s a tad more affectionate

and a lot less mean

like, forehead poking suddenly turned into teasing hair ruffling.

tickling turns into soft kisses in the crook of your neck while you’re cooking

his rough hands intertwine with yours

“Don’t just overwork yourself, stupid.”

ahh, his words don’t match his actions at all

I had very little inspiration for Shaw...but I wanted to get this out ASAP. Feel free to send in any requests!

#mlqc #mlqc lucien #mlqc victor #mlqc gavin #mlqc kiro #kiro #victor #shaw #lucien #mlqc shaw #mr love #mlqc headcanon #gavin #kiro zhou #gavin bai #victor li #lucien xu #ling xiao #xu mo #li zeyan #bai qi #zhou qilou

[jungkooks-left-tiddie]

Time to celebrate. Alexa, play baby shark

You can find the Wattpad version here

Warnings:  Mild cursing, mentions of strict parents, Maths.

Words: Almost 3k words (I know, I snapped)

Meghana

August 28th, 2020; 1:30pm

Manama, Bahrain.

Meghana was bored. Physics was a confusing subject as it is, and her teacher was not making it any better. To top all of this off, she needed to ace this class to keep taking her honours classes. So yeah, she was grumpy. The only thing keeping her going was that the weekend was nearing. 

Her phone was vibrating wildly and she took a look at the conversation happening in the group. It seemed like the spontaneous road trip plan was still under heavy discussion. She smiled for a second, but faltered when she realised that the possibility of her going to this trip was little to none.

‘Don’t get you hopes high,’ She thought to herself, heaving a heavy sigh as she thought over on how she could ask her parents, and more importantly; how they’d react to it. She was so immersed in her thoughts that she completely missed out on the last lesson for the week.

"Thank you, children, and have a happy weekend!" Her teacher ended the meeting. 

Meghana closed the laptop and started grumbling under her breath, getting started on one of the 10 worksheets she had due this week. 

"Happy weekend, my ass. You gave us so much homework, I'd die by the time I'm done with it," She muttered under her breath and caught up with the conversation in the group chat. The road trip was still under heavy discussion. She unlocked her phone and read the texts. 

'Fuck! I did not think this through,' Meghana started panicking. There was absolutely NO way her parents would let her go at this time of the year. Only someone like the Prime Minister of India inviting her could only persuade them.

Meghana tossed her phone aside and made her way to the dining hall.

"Oh you're here; your dad's coming in a few minutes, so just wait here. we have something to tell you," Her mother went back to the kitchen to get some cutlery. Meghana made a face and sat in her seat. 

'ugh, its going to be another party right,' She tilted her head back and groaned loudly. 

Her parents had a very concerning track record of attending stupid parties, the kind of ones where people invite each other to:

a) boast about their new promotion

b) boast about their children's grades or achievements.

Meghana had no doubt it was the latter, and almost cried. The parties in question were extremely uncomfortable and downright annoying. And that wasn't even the worst part. These 'parties', if she could call it, are hosted at the end of every week.

EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK.

And the only person she had for company-- also the only one who wasn't a snob-- was her brother's best friend, Mark Woo.

"How many times have I told you not to groan and stretch in front of food?" She jumped as her father put his briefcase down and sat at the dining table.

"Yeah, yeah," She dismissed him and served herself some food. Throughout the entirety of lunch, Meghana was thinking over the topics her parents could use to brag this time. Is it going to be her exam grades, or is it the results of the IMUN she participated in?

"Ok so," Meghana's dad suddenly put his spoon down- "Your mom and I have something to tell you," Your brother looked up from his food at the serious tone your father was using.

"I have something to ask you as well," Meghana swallowed her food and took a big gulp of water.

"Go ahead, we're listening."

"So a couple of my friends were planning a road trip to Europe," She looked up to see their reactions and continued, "Basically, we land in Germany and then drive from there," Again, no reaction. "And I was wondering if I could go...?" Meghana looked at them with a hopeful glance.

"A road trip sounds cool," Her elder brother finally spoke.

"It does, but I'm going to need more details. For starters, is there going to be an adult there? If so, I want to speak to them, and the supplies, money, and obviously accommodation, all of that. After then we can come to a decision," Her father concluded.

Meghana was elated. This may not sound like much, but at least her father had given this trip a chance. And that made all the difference.

"Well coming back to what your dad and I wanted to tell you; we're going to India for a few months," Her mother stated, finishing up her meal.

"Yes, we have some business there; some bank-related stuff and all." Her father stood up to put his plate back in the sink.

"Wait," Meghana sat up again, "So we're not going to the weekend party?"

"Of course not, don't be silly. The Mehra's never host a party on the last Saturday of the month, did you not get the memo in the group?" Bold of them to assume she read the messages in that stupid group.

"Now we are sure your brother will manage--" You rolled your eyes 'of course he will' "Your trip proposal, however, I have to think about. In the meantime, you will ask one of the adults to speak with me."

"Yes dad," Meghana dragged herself back to her room and texted the 'adults' in the group and requested them to talk with her father.

Meghana plugged her phone in the charger and spent the rest of her day finishing up her homework. It was exhausting to have to finish more than 10 assignments in one day, but she knew she had to do it. 'For the grades' she thought, filing her work after it was completed. She then sat for a while in complete silence, before slapping herself a few times and getting back to her writing.

"You do know dad will question them like they are wanted criminals before he makes a decision, right?" Her brother barged in her room and flopped on her bed.

"I am aware. Could you kindly show yourself out?"

"Wow, there's no need to be so nice to me today." He joked, pulling her hair and leaning down to see what progress she made.

"Did I ever mention you suck at maths?"

"Yes. Please get out. I need to finish this and submit it today."

"Let's make a deal. I'll help you with your assignments and you give me ladies advice." He brought one of his palms to shake. Meghana looked at him warily.

"Why? And who is this lady?" She gasped in realisation at his silence. "It's Priya, isn't it? What do you plan on doing, huh?" She punched him hardly.

"OuCH NOthiNG LADY. Oof; I just want to take her out sometime," She stared at him as he rubbed his arm.

"I don't trust you," She narrowed her eyes at him.

"I give you full rights to assassinate me if I do anything inappropriate."

"..."

"Please?" He pouted. Meghana wrinkled her nose in disgust. "I'm your brother, you have to trust me..., at least a little."

"Look, its not that I don't trust you or anything, but I just don't want her to get her hopes up and be hurt later," Meghana's brother looked downcast.

Guilt was eating Meghana up and eventually reached the part of her brain where she made all her rational decisions. "How do I know whether you're telling the truth or not?"

"What, you want me to write up a contract that I should sign on to swear my secrecy?" That actually seemed like a pretty good idea.

"Yes. I want you to sign a document in which you swear not to misuse any information I might give you." Her brother thought she was joking.

"You know what? I will. I will write that document if it means that I can potentially ask Priya out." To Meghana's surprise, her brother actually wrote a fairly decent document that he later signed on.

"Now are you satisfied?" He asked her, after calling her a sadist, (which she never responded to).

"Ugh, fine. But only because you deadass wrote a contract." Her brother laughed annoyingly. "Will you still help me with maths?" She asked shamelessly, running a hand through her hair.

"Yeah, wouldn't want mom and dad to be embarrassed at those stupid end of the week parties,"

Her brother just shook his head and sat down to help her with her assignments; and soon enough she was almost done! She did have her huge democratic politics paper to write, but she chose to help her brother with ladies advice instead.

"So I shouldn't make sex jokes?"

"I'm not saying that," Meghana's brother frowned in confusion.

"Then what are you implying, woman?"

"I just asked you to keep it respectful. I didn't ask you to stop; even the principal knows Priya likes your weird sex jokes," For the first time in her 16 years of living, Meghana saw her brother blush.

"I never make disrespectful jokes. I make small penis jokes, yes; but nothing more than that,"

"I'm sorry. I just assumed college boys were like, you know,,,"

"Yeah," He began, frowning again at the assumption, "But I really want Priya to like me you know?" He flopped back on her bed, acting like a lovesick puppy.

"I can see that. I think this is the first time I saw you blush that much when I mentioned a girl's name," She laughed, clearly amused. "And that is why I have decided to support your relationship, even though I am extremely suspicious of you." She nodded her head determinedly.

Meghana's brother laughed. "Ok you idiot,"

She still had the determined look on her face, "Tell me what you want to know."

True to their words, the siblings helped each other out; although not pleasant, but the effort is what counts, right?

"I think someone sent you a message, your phone is almost ready to become a Bollywood dancer," Her brother unplugged her phone from the charger and handed it to her. "I'll be in my room if you need anything."

"Believe me, I won't." Meghana scoffed jokingly, taking her her phone from her brother's hands.

"Rude," he scoffed and left her room, only to poke his head back in. "Best of luck my dude. Dad's gonna murder you if you don't let him talk to those 'adults' soon. Here's to hoping I don't become an only child." Her brother saluted her mockingly. She flipped him off and read the texts she's received, hoping with all her might that they'd agree to talk to her dad.

She quickly responded to her friend and opened the texts she'd received from Kavya.

'Oh thank god!' Relieved that Kavya had responded, Meghana quickly ran to the hall and called Kayva's number.

"Hello, Meghana? This you?"

"Yeah, thank you so much for calling"

"No worries, is your father there?" Meghana said yes and handed her phone to her father, exiting the hall as he made shooing motions towards her.

"Tensed?" Her brother annoyingly asked her again.

"Don't even get me started. I was so tensed, I didn't even read the new chapters of my Sukka fan fiction!" Her brother shook his head.

"I will never understand your obsession with Zuko and Sokka,"

"You watch the series and you'll get it too, like Zuko is absolutely--"

"Please stop. I'm in no moods for your 'Why Zuko is an amazing character' rants again." Meghana was highkey offended.

"Fine then, don't blame me if step-1 of your 'asking Priya out' plan fails then," She walked back in her room with a smug grin on her face.

"Wait, you can't do that!"

"Watch me bitch," Meghana was enjoying her brother beg for something when her father called her from the hall.

"Meghana!"

"Yes, papa?"

"I talked to your friend,"

"...And?"

"I'm still thinking." Meghana frowned slightly.

"That's ok... thinking is good..?" She was always awkward with her father, but this conversation deserved an award of its own.

"...Yes, yes it is. Although, I was under the impression that I was going to speak to 2 people?" Meghana was about to reply when her phone ping-ed loudly. She excused herself for a minute and opened the texts.

She thanked the stars for Hadi's impeccable timing and told her father that the 'other friend' was also ready to speak to him. This time, however; she left the hall without her father shooing away.

'It seemed obvious he was going to do it anyways, so what's the point in staying there?' She thought to herself, entering her brother's room to try and see what he was up to.

"....I don't know, dude. Maybe we should ask your sister, she knows this kind of stuff way better than us..." Meghana heard someone speaking as she sat on her brother's messy bed.

"Ask me what?" The two men in question jumped at her voice.

"GOoDNEsS womAN! Don't sneak up on us like that!" Her brother patted his chest, almost having a heart attack at her sudden presence.

"Sorry," She said sheepishly, and smiled at the person next to her brother. "Hey Mark!"

"Hey," He smiled and gave her a small wave. She wanted to ask him how he'd come in, considering that the intercom didn't ring even one; but she looked around the room, and sure enough, she spotted his shoes below the window.

"So what did you want to ask me?" She walked over to the desk where her brother and Mark were seated. Meghana's brother was very hesitant to answer her question and instead, nudged Mark slightly, who seemed a bit taken aback.

"Huh, oh... erm... Madhav wanted me to help him with the editing for his thumbnail, but as you can clearly see, his editing sucks," Mark winced as Meghana's brother elbowed him sharply. "So I suggested asking you, since you can do it much better than him," He continued, rubbing his side.

"Only if you want to, of course." Meghana thought about it for a moment and looked at the edit to see whether it was really that bad.

"Fuck, this is disastrous," She frowned, examining the edit. "What happened to Dennis?" She asked, referring to her brother's friend; the one that she did not have a crush on, and most importantly, the one who edited the thumbnails for her brother's videos.

"He's down with the flu, so he has to rest for at least 3 weeks." Mark explained, frowning.

"That really sucks, but fine, I'll help you." Meghana couldn't stop feeling that she dug herself a hole deep enough to bury the entire country in, but it was all worth it when she saw that stupid grin on Mark's face.

"Really!? Thank you so much!" Oh, right. Her brother was there too.

"Damn I'm feeling really generous today. I helped you two times? That's gotta be a new record." she blew on her nails. "Let's just hope dad says yes to the whole road trip thing,"

"Wait, road trip?" Mark looked extremely confused.

"Yeah, some of my friends were planning on going on a road trip across Europe." She explained.

"That seems really cool!"

"It is, and I hope dad lets me go--" And because of what seemed like amazing timing, (but is actually poorly structured plot convenience), her father walked in.

"What are you doing in Madhav's room?" Her father looked surprised. "Oh, and hello Mark," He acknowledged Mark's presence, nodding in his direction.

"Oh I was just helping Mark and Madhav with some professional-level editing, why?"

"Could you come to the hall for a minute?" Meghana nodded and followed her father out of the room, not before sharing a knowing glance with her brother.

"If I die, please play dynamite during my funeral," She whispered to him.

"I don't want to risk you coming back alive, sorry." If Meghana could, she would respond, but she had to follow her dad to the hall to hear his final verdict.

She mentally played the Battle of Hogwarts background music.

'This is it.' She thought. 'It all comes down to this. Either he says yes, or no. And don't be disappointed if he says no.' Meghana was prepared for the worst.

"I talked with your friends and I've made a decision," Her father's voice brought her back to reality.

"You can go." He sighed deeply, "But," Meghana stopped her internal celebration. "You will not do anything that you shouldn't be doing, is that clear?" She nodded vigorously.

"I've never been the one to do irresponsible things, you know that, right?" Her father sighed and nodded.

"I know, but it's my duty as a father to tell you this," He patted Meghana on her shoulder. "The outside world is a messed up place, and I don't want you to make any rash decisions. But you've earned this one. Truly." He smiled at her. "Think of it as a late 'good job on your exams' present. But all said and done, start packing now, you'll be leaving on the 31st."

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A/N:

Me when I thought I could finish this chapter in midst my exams and assignments: 🤡

But I'm glad this one's finally over, so now I can focus on the next turtles, and I promise I'll be consistent with the updates 🤡✌🏽

I hope you enjoy this chapter, (please do. I was severely sleep deprived writing this)

Until next time, though

M ❤️.

#road trip #travel #fandom #zukka #sokka #zuko #atla #gay chat #gay chaos #eurotrip #multichapter #europe #multiple pov #student #author #strict parents #maths sucks #friendship #smau #French fries #camping #bonfire #billionaire #ceo #airport #flying #coming of age #crossroads #harry potter #chaotic turtles

[softboyholland]

reasons why peter parker loves michelle jones: “because, she keeps me on my toes.”

ok gather round kids,

cuz i’m about to tell you a story

so peter and mj are best friends at this point

everything is fine and dandy except that michelle knows he’s spider-man

and peter kinda knows that michelle knows that he’s spider-man

AND michelle knows that he knows that she knows that he’s spider-man

and ned knows that they’re: idiots!

don’t get me wrong, michelle deadass talks to ned about spidey shit like it’s a casual thing that they all know about and ned doesn’t even try to cover for peter anymore

and ned has definitely told peter that she knows

in his defense, peter was practically forcing the information out of him! like he could just tell by the way peter was quietly eating his spaghetti

he Knew™

where were we?

oh right so, peter and mj are actually The Worst

because peter hasn’t like officially told mj about his whole extra-curricular yet because he’S JUST SCARED of her reaction

also you know, his mind is telling him yes but his heart says no apparently

and michelle, 

michelle refuses to break unTIL peter tells him herself. 

she wants to hear it from the man himself.

and so now, they’re all stuck in this uncomfortable loop of peter’s horrible acting whenever he has to go save someone and mj’s in the room and mj being uncomfortably Nice to peter whenever he turns on the news and sees DANGER!

and finally, after a good knock on the head from a burglar, peter decides to tell her

he’s actually going to do it

he’s going to straight up go to her house and tell her that he’s spider-man

and on the way there he’s trying to think of all of her possible reactions

maybe she’ll laugh at him because it took him this long to tell her

there’s a really high chance that she’d curse him out

or she’d just throw a really large book at his head

maybe she’ll fall in lov-

NOPE, HE DOES NOT NEED THAT THOUGHT RIGHT NOW

so we’re just gonna skim thru the cliche shit

so he knocks on her window and she opens it and he invites her outside to her fire escape and they have their usual banter and then he tells her and- 

and well, he was NOT. expecting this reaction

because, 

she does not believe him.

she doeS NOT BELIEVE HIM AT ALL.

i just wanna establish that peter’s got his normal clothes over his suit (he’s trying to be better about hiding his secret identity) and she can’t see his suit 

and then, for some reason they’re both ‘!!!!!’ at each other

they’re arguing about whether or not peter is spider-man when he’s wearing his suit underneath his civilian clothes

omg! he’s wearing his suit!

so he pops open the first three buttons of his shirt and shows her the spidey symbol on his chest

she looks pleasantly surprised for like a nanosecond but then she crosses her arms and rolls her eyes, “yeah, like i would believe THAT. nice try, peter!”

and peter doesn’t know why he’s so frustrated by the fact that she DOESN’T. BELIEVE. HIM.

he could just let this go and pretend it was all some big prank

but he WANTS her to know that he’s spider-man

and then he decides to just take off his shirt

“peter, what are y-”

and then he’s taking off the t-shirt he’s wearing beneath THAT shirt

and before she knows it, peter parker is stripping in front of her on her fire escape

holy shit, this is what dreams are made of

once his civilian clothes are nothing but a pile on the floor, he puts on his mask, “see? i am spider-man!”

in case you haven’t realised already at this point, mj is just messing with peter out of spite and she also wanted to see if ned put him up to this

then, she uses that as an excuse to touch spider-man’s bicep as if she’s examining his suit

oh shit! he’s fit!

“yeah, halloween isn’t until october, PETER!”

and peter is about to explode, “mj! I. AM. SPIDER-MAN.”

and she’s about to give in but she literally just made peter strip for her out in the open so who knows what other lengths he might go to

she might even get some solid blackmail material

“give up the act, peter!”

and then this weird sort of look enters peter’s eye

he takes one step closer to her, “you want me to prove to you that i”m spider-man?”

“sure, let’s see what you’ve got up your sleeve now,” she deadpans.

“close your eyes.”

ok, nOW SHE’S WORRIED

“if you strip any further, i’m kicking you off this fire escape-”

“gross, mJ!”

“fine.”

and she closes her eyes, expecting the worst, actually she doesn’t even know WHAT! TO EXPECT

and then she feels his arm curl around her waist

“what are you-”

“just, close your eyes, ok?” he says it in a really soft way and that makes her wanna lay her life out on the line for him so she closes her eyes

and she feels herself thudding into something 

apparently, that was his chest because she starts touching his chest and he coughs, “mj, that’s my chest.”

“oh sorry”

and she mentally kicks herself because hOW AWKWARD WAS THAT

then he whispers in her ear, and it’s really gentle and soft, “hold onto me, ok?”

and he positions her arms around his neck and his shoulders and then suddenly, she feels like she’s racing through something and it’s really windy

she’s still got her eyes closed

peter looks at her, “open your eyes, mj.”

and hOLY SHIT SHE’S SWINGING ACROSS NEW YORK IN SPIDER-MAN’S ARMS WHAT THE FCUK

her voice leaves her at this very moment so all she does is let out a squeak

and she rests her chin on peter’s shoulder and stares down at the city below her and it’s so beautiful from up here she’s never noticed and 

she doesn’t scream or yell or cheer

she’s just quiet as peter swings from one building to the other

and then, peter returns to her fire escape

they’re both standing together now and she still hasnt let go of him yet

she pulls away awkwardly and he takes off his mask

“i knew all along, you know.”

peter smiles at her in that soft way, “yeah, i figured you were just messing with me when we were up there.”

because, of course he realises while he’s in the middle of shooting a web at a building

they sit in silence for a while 

“sorry, if i made you unc-”

“no, you- i’m just-”

and this is the first time he’s ever seen mj speechless

#HE made her speechless

then she looks down her fire escape and at the city below her, “new york is so pretty.”

“it is,” he says, looking at her, because he’s never seen her like this before and he’ll be damned if he takes his eyes off of her

“are you- are you mad that i didn’t tell you sooner?”

she’s still looking down her fire escape, “i’m not going to lie, i was a little hurt at first but that was stupid don’t-”

“you were hurt?”

“i thought you didn’t trust me as much as you trusted ned and may and i’m okay with that really,” now she’s looking up at him to try to convince him that she’s fine. “i know that ned and may are the two most important people in your life i totally understand and i’m sorry if i manipulated you into telling me-”

“mj-”

“no it’s ok!”

and then his stomach grumbles and she rolls her eyes, “i have pizza in my fridge.”

he frowns, “is it vegetarian?”

“no, my dad ordered it last night and he couldnt finish it.”

“alright then!’

and they have pizza for dinner and watch brooklyn 99 in her room, under a pile of blankets after that

and they decide to invite ned over because he’ll probably be able to sleep in peace now that she officially knows

peter’s changed into his normal clothes now btw

and then, late at night, once ned is knocked out somewhere on a mattress and they’re still awake, 

“hey mj?”

“yeah,”

“you’re on my list of the top five most important people to me in this whole entire universe.”

he’s expecting her to brush it off or tease him about it because he knows that she doesn’t do: emotions

but what she says, once again, he doesn’t expect,

“you’re on mine too.”

#Spider-Man: Homecoming #peter parker imagine #peter parker #michelle jones #Peter and Michelle #peter x mj #petermj #spideychelle #spideychelle headcanon #spideychelle hc #spideychelle fanfiction #spideychelle fanfic

[panda-noosh]

Can we have some headcanons about the paladins with an s/o who references memes like, every 10-20 minutes? Just an s/o who overall makes a bunch of goofy and stupid jokes/references and likes to make people laugh. Thanks! :)

Here you go! x

Shiro:

He wouldn’t understand any of the references. Ever. 

I don’t mean to feed into the stereotype that Shiro is an oblivious Space Dad, but here we are.

Whenever you make a joke, or reference a meme, everybody else laughs bar Shiro.

He just kind of looks at you with his eyebrow raised, unsure as to what the word ‘yeet’ memes.

He thinks you just put a curse on the ship or something.

I don’t think he would ever question it - he just thinks it’s one of your weird little quirks, and even though he doesn’t understand it, he finds himself liking it anyway.

I can kind of imagine him going up to Lance or Keith and asking what they found so funny about your previous joke, and everybody just kind of pretending they don’t know what he’s talking about.

They’ve made your meme references into their own little inside joke, and Shiro is honestly too oblivious to really care.

Keith:

HE TRIES SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH.

He really does. He thinks memes are so dumb sometimes, and such a millennial thing {him acting as if he’s 60 years old smh} but whenever it’s you saying them, he can’t help but chuckle.

He tries to hide it, because God forbid somebody catch him laughing at something that Lance finds funny.

He turns away and tries to bury his head into his shoulder, acting as if he just had an itch or something, but it’s obvious what it really happening.

Our cute little mochi is trying not to laugh, and failing miserably at doing so.

Whenever you two get alone, he’ll bundle you in his arms and playfully scold you for making him lose character every couple of minutes.

“I have a reputation, babe. You can’t keep making me laugh like that!”

Lance:

He is truly just enjoying life. 

Every single joke you make, Lance is your god damn biggest fan.

He’s not even doing it just to feed your ego or anything - he genuinely finds these types of jokes hilarious.

They make him laugh in that way where he’s throwing his head back and gripping the edge of the wall and the meeting has to be put on hold until he’s calmed down.

And it’s not just you that makes these jokes - once Lance discovers that you actively keep up to date with the recent memes, he’s joining in as well.

So you two will just have these random moments where you’re making each other laugh at the most inappropriate of times.

In the middle of a meeting, Lance just casually whispers to you, “I could have dropped my croissant,” and suddenly you’re trying your very hardest not to laugh out loud, because Lotor is deadass talking about the death of the Alteans and this is not the time.

Or you’ll be sitting in the infirmary after a massive battle, and there’s so much tension in the room as Lance and you both get bandaged up, and you’ll randomly look up and say, “Hey Lance. I thought of something that’s funnier than 24.”

“Y/N, please don’t. Not-”

“TWENTY FIVE!”

“ahAHAHAHHAHAHA.”

Hunk:

Why do I see them making him giddy?

I don’t know, but let’s roll with it and hopefully we can make something out of it. 

He isn’t entirely up-to-date on the recent memes, but he’s not oblivious to them, either.

He doesn’t spend all of his time looking through the internet, and so there are some jokes you say that just kind of go over his head.

But the jokes that he does understand get him so excited.

You’ll suddenly say a joke and Hunk will process it, realise he understands it, and just immediately burst into laughter.

He’s honestly your biggest fan.

After you arrive, Hunk suddenly just wants to know where all of these references are coming from.

And so the two of you will stay up late into the night, just looking at random memes with you explaining each one.

And Hunk is so intrigued.

Pidge:

She has a love-hate-relationship with your sense of humour, to be honest. 

It truly depends on what day you catch her.

Some days, she just finds the memes you reference absolutely idiotic, and she’ll give you a glare to punctuate that belief.

These are the days where she’s tired, and she doesn’t exactly want to indulge in any jokes. It’s not just you.

But then you can catch her on days where the work loads been easy, and there’s not been too much stress and she’s kind of just lounging, enjoying herself.

Those are the best days to reference memes, because Pidge will lose her shit.

I can also imagine her joining in, like adding her own commentary to the memes and soon, the entire room is just throwing back and forth weird meme and vine references that make no sense to somebody who hasn’t been on the internet in the last 48 hours {Shiro ma main man}. 

#voltron headcanon #request #voltron

[panda-noosh]

The Paladins as Time Lords {Headcanon}{DoctorWho!Au}

   Someone stop me.

   PS. This is me writing this as if you were there companion and they're the time-lord. Please enjoy my lovelies xxxx

   Shiro:

   he's that Time Lord.

   you know, that Time Lord.

   he's the one that is so incredibly serious and strict about every little thing you two do.

  whenever you two first met, Shiro didn't want you coming with him at all. though he never liked being on his own, and he knew he would enjoy having a companion, the idea of throwing an innocent and unknowing mortal into the world he lives in would be a big enough reason for him to not do it.

   but you're insistent, and the way you handled those Slitheens a few days ago was amazing, so why the hell not?

   so he takes you with him, and thus begins this weird journey of not knowing exactly what is going on.

   he lives by the words, “Stepping on a butterfly in this universe could alter everything back home.” they're literally what he says to you whenever you do anything.

   he doesn't like letting you out of his sight, but a lot of the time he has no choice. you two manage to get split up a whole bunch during your time together.

   but you always find each other again, and it's always cute and he always checks to see if you're injured.

   and he always says, “I'm never letting you out of my sight again,” before, of course, letting you out of his sight.

   even though he hates to admit it, you really do keep him grounded. you're a big reason he doesn't just get lost in space somewhere – he wants to keep you alive.

   he's best friends with your parents, even though they have no idea who he is.

   his style choice is a good old trench coat with a tie.

   Keith:

   I can imagine Keith just finding you in the TARDIS and not knowing what to do lmao.

   you're that guy.

   you were most likely drunk one day and you just found yourself wandering into this public call box before you collapsed on the ground and everything went black.

   Keith would walk into the TARDIS after a nice day out in London to see you lying there and he genuinely just sips his coffee and sighs.

   “mortals~”

   he wakes you up by throwing water on your face, you refuse to leave, and thus begins the adventures!

   the way he drives the TARDIS is god awful. he crashes into everything and he doesn't even care. he just kind of hums to himself whenever he gets out of it to see the crash mark on the side of it.

   he hates going forward in time. modern technology confuses him enough as it is – let alone going 2,000 into the future to see what the mortals have come up with since then.

   going back in time is his favourite. he's a big fan of the fashion of the 19th century.

   he walks everywhere?? like, even though there's a damn alien spaceship crashing into the ocean in front of him, you'll never catch him running to get to it.

   and a lot of the time he has his face buried in some Time Lord device that you don't know how to use, but it always beeps and makes loads of noise and Keith enjoys yelling curse words at it sometimes so you don't really want to know how to work it.

   he pretends he doesn't appreciate having a companion. whenever you two argue, he'll often use the excuse that he was perfectly fine on his own, just because he knows it hurts you.

   but he knows himself that finding you passed out on the floor is the best thing that's ever happened to him.

   he tries to teach you how to fly the TARDIS, but after one lesson he gets jealous and stops.

   Lance:

   you two meet whenever Lance lands in the middle of wherever you live and he has no idea where he is.

   imagine it; walking down the street with your headphones in, barely acknowledging the world around you, when suddenly this man with sticking up hair and a smoking coat is grabbing onto your shoulders, yelling about how it's the end of time and how he's certain this is heaven and all this.

   you'll just look at him like boi i'm late for work.

   but he wouldn't let you leave, and you'd end up having to drag him into the nearest coffee shop and getting him a cup of tea to calm him down.

   you'd tell him that the world has not, in fact, ended and that everything is okay, and he'll explain himself and tell you all about everything that's going on.

   you wouldn't believe him when he tells you that there are aliens soon coming to attack the very place you live in, but then it happens and you're helping him fight them even though you have no idea what's going on.

   after the battle is over, he'll ask you to travel with him and you'll say yes, because there's just something so damn endearing about this man that makes you want to spend more time with him.

   so you two travel together and the adventure begins.

  he's the type of Time Lord that you have to tell the rules to, even though he's the one that's been flying through space for 900 years.

   like, he'll get so used to the polite etiquette of the 19th century, that whenever he arrives back in modern day time, he completely forgets how to act.

   he's greeting your mother with a bow, and calling her 'm'lady' and asking where the hand-maiden is.

   to cover his ass, you'll laugh and tell him to stop joking about, reminding him that he is no longer having dinner with Charles Dickens, but is in fact eating fish and chips with your parents.

   I don't feel like Lance has a favourite time to be in?? He enjoys them all. he enjoys being in the future a lot because he likes to see how humans have advanced over time, and he likes to visit people he once travelled with to see how they've aged, and to make sure they're safe.

   that's a quirk he has – he never lets his companions die when they're with him. whenever they get put in too much danger, he'll just disappear one day and let you live out your life wondering where he is and where he went to.

   but he always visits them afterwards. whenever he's certain they're old and grey and can't tell reality from fantasy. he'll just stand in front of them and talk about all of the good things they did, and they'll wake up the next morning, unknowing if it's just their ageing brain that tricked them or if their Time Lord was actually there.

   Hunk:

   why can I imagine him just being so unprofessional?

   like, deadass. is he even a Time Lord? did he just get thrown into this world by accident?

  because half the time, he has no idea what he's doing.

   he'd probably be recruiting damn companions, because he knows full well he'll end up getting lost in time if he doesn't have somebody there keeping him right.

   so he ends up looking for partners, stumbles across you, and wa-la. you're suddenly flying through space with this screaming muscle man.

   that's what he does when he's flying the TARDIS. he starts screaming and gets motion sickness, but he still knows how to fly it.

   “when did you learn how to fly it?”

   “i didn't. it's like it's drilled into my brain.”

  “oh. safe.”

    you two go on holidays. Hunk doesn't fuck with this whole 'going to 20th century London in the freezing cold winter' stuff. if you two are going anywhere, it's present day Hawaii and you're going to enjoy yourselves.

   but then sometimes there's trouble in 20th century London in the freezing cold winter, so he has no choice but to go and show his face.

   and even though he panics and gets worked up really easily, he's probably the best out of them all when it comes to actually getting rid of the bad guys.

   it takes a little bit longer than what everybody else would take, but he gets it done very quietly and very well since he's big on planning his attacks.

   he wouldn't want you to be there with him during the actual process of fighting aliens, but you always manage to show up and he just gets tired of warning you.

   I can imagine him telling you off for stepping on a leaf on the pavement, before he himself completely wipes out a rubbish bin or something.

   “that's gonna change the present day now. good job.”

   “shuT UP I'M THE TIME LORD HERE.”

   he's also best friends with your parents, but I can imagine him meeting them completely by accident.

  like, you went inside to go and pack some of your stuff so you can travel with him again and he waits outside your window, looking in nervously.

   your dad turns around and just sees this massive man in a bow tie looking at him through the window, to which you have to explain that Hunk is your boyfriend and that he means no harm.

   Hunk gets all flustered and you two never bring it up again.

   Pidge:

  she basically lived in 20th century Ireland until she was forced to go to the modern day.

   she enjoyed the atmosphere of the 20th century. she saw the Titanic leave Belfast, saw Queen Elizabeth's reign happen in England – she saw all sorts.

   but then she realised she had to go and get some stuff done in the 21st century, and her salty ass dragged herself out of the 20th century to go and deal with it.

  and this is where she met you, and she seems to cold at first because she really, really doesn't want to be there.

   but you're consistent, because you saw the TARDIS land and you have questions.

   she tries to ignore you the entire day, but you follow her around, yelling your questions at her until she eventually just shoves you into a coffee shop, sits you down and tells you who she is, before promptly warning you to keep your mouth shut.

   she storms off after that, grumbling about how “Nelson Mandela wouldn't ask me so many questions.”

   but then she finds herself in trouble with the aliens she is there to fight, and the only person who is willing to save her is – oh, what a surprise – you.

   and you save her, so Pidge gets all soft and apologises for snapping at you early, which then leads to her offering you a space in the TARDIS which you take almost immediately, thus beginning your adventures with Pidge.

   she is definitely cold to you for the first few weeks. she tells you not to touch anything, and whenever you're in the TARDIS, she basically makes you sit in the corner until you arrive at your destination.

   and whenever you arrive, she has a habit of walking a little bit too fast, meaning you often find yourself getting lost because Pidge has suddenly disappeared off the face of the damn earth.

   but she always finds you – she would never just abandon you in the middle of the 15th century.

   she's quite a careless Time Lord, I think. or at least, she acts like it.

   deep down, the only reason why she can be hostile and stuff is because she is the last of her kind. she watched all of her Time Lord friends die during the war, and that's given her quite a large amount of trust issues.

   she really only keeps herself alive and healthy because she knows that the world would go to absolute shit if she ends up dying.

   she tells you this one day, just randomly. you don't ask her or anything – she just starts telling you about the Fall of Galiffrey.

   she's really surprised when you listen, since she didn't think you'd care.

  but all of a sudden you're setting your cup of noodles down and you're giving her a hug, nearly sobbing into her shoulder as you tell her how sorry you are that she had to go through that, see those things.

   and she's hugging you back, even though she has no idea why.

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I saw the playlist post on Lance pining after the overly-logical and stubborn girl and... I wondered whether you can make headcanons about that (it sounds so interesting) Thanks

Enjoy!

   okay,nobody can blame you for thinking Lance is a player.

   Ilove him, but our boy certainly doesn't do much to lower thatstereotype of himself.

   forthe first few months of meeting you, that's kind of the vibe he wantsto give off, because he thinksgirls like that kind of thing.

   theylike boys who have girls pining for them, right? they like boys whocan get any girl they want, any time they want. right???

   youshow no interest. you show absolutely zero interest, and Lance beginsto realise that it's because you think he's an absolute douchebag.

   thisnews startles him, confuses him, upsets him. he just gets reallyupset and he doesn't know what else to do.

   upuntil now, he didn't even realise he was trying to impress you. notuntil he realised that he wasn't impressing you at all.

    hewould probably ask around for a little bit, asking everyone what thehell was going on with you and why you chose to ignore him.

   andeveryone would tell him it was because you saw him as just anotherone of those guys andhe would finally understand that maybe, just maybe, girls liked menwho respected women as individuals.

    andhe'd feel like an asshole, but he'd change it very quickly, becausequite frankly, he wasn't into the whole flirting witheveryone and anything thing hehad going on.

   you'ddefinitely start to notice him, but you wouldn't want to admit it.not even to yourself. you'd spent so long ignoring him that startingto notice him just seems a bit rude?

   like,you want people to think you're stubborn as hell with your opinions,so you continue to say you don't like Lance.

   buthonestly, you can't deny the fact that he's acting like a sweetheart,and he just cooked dinner for everyone, and he's just saved Hunk'slife twice and his hair looks really freaking good rightnow and -

   you'dfallen into the trap without even realising it.

   sametbh

  and it's like a damn slap to theface, because you were so certain that you would hate Lance for life.anything you did was for life. you were just that kind of person.

  but now, here you were, youropinion doing a complete 360 because suddenly you're falling forLance McClain.

  and at first it feels wrong. itgenuinely feels wrong, and gross, and weird, because you hated himonly days before.

   okay, maybe not hatebut you thoughthe was a player and that's not good.

  but your feelings start to takeover your mind, and you can't look at Lance without gettingbutterflies and you suddenly wish he would talk to you first just soyou can have a proper conversation with him.

  he doesn't make the first move,though, since he still thinks you and him are off limits. he doesn'twant to anger you any more than he already had.

  it takes you basically forcing aconversation upon him for him to finally talk to you.

  and getting him to talk wasn'teasy, because Lance was trying to cut his answers short so hewouldn't say the wrong thing.

  but then he notices you bringingup more and more subjects to talk about, and he suddenly realisesthat you do, in fact, want to speak to him.

  he tells you a lot of randomstuff about himself and his family, and how he got into space in thefirst place. he tells you about his time in the Garrison, and helearns that you had gotten suspended from the Garrison for eatingcrushed up crayons as a dare from Matt Holt.

   it is then that Lance and youboth realise that you have more in common than you originallythought.

   and you two just never???stop???? speaking????

  like, deadass. it's 2am and youtwo are still at the kitchen table, telling each other all of theweird and crazy stuff you did way back when.

  it's nice. you feel comfortablewith him, and even when it gets silent, it's a comfortable silence,filled with little giggles as you try to stop yourself from burstinginto laughter all over again.

  but then it gets to 3am andyou're deliriously giggling at Dad Jokes, and suddenly you're pinnedbetween Lance's chest and the sideboard and his hands are on eitherside of your head and he's asking you if he can kiss you in that low,low night time voiceof his his and you're pulling him into you without even giving averbal response.

  and oh shit. who would havethought that a 3am conversation would turn into this oops.

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Ooh, since you've done headcanons on what the Paladins look for in a best friend, could you do headcanons for them realizing they've fallen in love with them? Thanks, Aticus. You're a gem

Enjoy!

  Shiro:

 -Shiro is a wise boy. it takeshim a while to find a best friend, but it certainly wouldn't takelong for him to fall in love with them.

  -he hates feeling that way towards somebody who he's basicallylabelled platonic for the rest of his life. he hates watching you getboyfriends and watching you move on with life with him at your side –but just as a wingman. a best friend.

 - he hates that god damn title, even though he's the one that put iton the both of you in the first place.

 - whenever he realises he's falling for you, his initial reaction isto just completely ignore it. it's not real if you ignore it, right?it'll fade away with time.

 - he'll probably ignore you for a couple of days after finallyadmitting his feelings to himself, not wanting to ignite anythingelse within himself that is stronger than what is already existing.

 - but it's the hardest thing he ever had to do, and it breaks in amatter of days.

 - by the third day, you two are on the town drinking and slurringwords and hollering at random people, all while Shiro ignores thatburning feeling in the pit of his stomach that is so wrong in hismind.

 - that's really what he feels about it – he feels wrong. he feelsweak. he feels guilty.

 - he knows full well that if he admits his feelings to you, not onlywill he lose a best friend, but you will too and he doesn't want youto go through that.

  - so he stays silent.

   Keith:

 - hedeadass just flat-out denies it.

 - with Shiro, he was mature enough to come to terms with his feelingsand deal with them based off of his revelation. with Keith, he justtells himself no,you're not in love with them. that's stupid.

 - itwould take a while for him to fall in love, though, whether he'sconscious of it or not. he takes a while to trust anybody, andlabelling you his best friend was a big enough leap of his trustingskills.

 - so whenever he genuinely starts to feelthings foryou, he doesn't want it. he doesn't want to fall in love. he wants tostay the same cold-hearted boy he always thought he was {even thoughhe's warm mochi sorry}.

 - so he just denies them. he gets butterflies and it's never becauseyou've just smiled at him. it's because of that hot beverage he justdowned, or he's feeling anxious for some reason.

 - his hands aren't all of a sudden getting clammy because you justpulled him in for a hug. they're getting clammy because the roomswarm. wait. he's outside???

  -but no, it's because of the non-existent heat. it has to be.

  -even though he knows, deep down, that it's not any of that and he'sjust making excuses, he still finds ways to ignore his feelings.

    Lance:

 - hisfeelings would give him the shock of his damn life.

  -Lance has gone out with a lot of girls. he's flirted with a bunch ofthem, found a lot of them hot,butnever before has anybody given him butterflies.

 - so whenever he notices that weird feeling in his stomach wheneveryou walk in the room, he genuinely has to take a minute tore-evaluate his life.

   -you're his bestfriend. you'rehis drinking buddy! you're the person he comes to whenever he's hadone too many drinks and he needs a house to crash at. how could anyof that translate into love?

 - itmakes him slightly nervous. was he meant to hide them? was thisseriously going to be like the old movies where the protagonist hasto hide their feelings?

 - he doesn't want it to be like that, but how else is he meant to dothings? you've never shown any signs of liking him in that way, sothere was no point in destroying a perfectly good friendship justbecause he can't control his hormones.

 - and he tries to hard to ignore them. he still laughs with you, stilldrinks with you and he still lets go whenever he's around you,because you're still the person he's most comfortable around.

 - but he no longer completelyletsgo. he no longer cuddles with you, no longer wraps his arms aroundyou in that friendly way he used to – he's keeping his distance.he's saving himself the hurt, whilst saving you the hurt at the sametime.

    Hunk:

 - hewouldn't even know what was going on until somebody tells him, or hereads something online.

 - I can imagine him getting all nervous around you all of a sudden –after years of friendship, he's suddenly getting nervous and hedoesn't know why.

  -can you just imagine him going home one day and sitting at hiscomputer and Googling what's wrong with him, because he thinks it'ssomething medical?

 - but then he comes across this cheesy poem on Google about how lovemakes people feel and he puts two and two together pretty quickly.

 -  I'm in love withmy best friend.

  -andit terrifies him and excites him and confuses him all at the sametime. he's scared of losing you as a friend, excited about findinghis first love and confused because howcan they be my first love?

  -Imean, it's no surprise really. you two grew up together and have beenbest friends for as long as he can remember. you're basically thesame person.

  - but still – why?whynow? why whenever he thought he had it all figured out did you haveto suddenly glow up into the love of his damn life?

  - he certainly wouldn't change how he acts around you, but everylittle thing you do he nit-picks now. he notices the way your dimplesshow when you're eating, but never at any other time. he notices howyou always wave with your pinky out just a little bit, or the way yousometimes poke your tongue through your teeth when you smile.

  -he notices everything about you all of a sudden, and he isn'tentirely mad about it.

   Pidge:

 - feelings? no thankyou.

 -shereally wouldn't be all that surprised to be honest.

 - she knows how the movies work. she's read the books, the cheesy ficsabout the two best friends who fall in love. she never thought itwould happen to her, but when it does, she doesn't fight it.

 - she barely acknowledges it, but that's better than trying to denyit.

  -she also knows better than to change the way she acts around you.trying to be subtle would give more away than if she was screamingher feelings to the rooftops outside your house.

 - so she stays the same – neutral, quiet, sarcastic lil Pidge thatyou love so dearly.

 - only not in the way she wants you to, and that bothers her, thoughshe doesn't like to admit that it bothers her.

 - she always saw that kind of thing as selfish. whenever people gotmad at others for not liking them back – it was stupid in her head,so she doesn't want to fall into that rabbit hole.

 - and she's not exactly angryyoudon't like her back - I think it's more disappointment. maybe alittle bit of jealousy whenever she sees you snuggling up to thatother person on the far bench of the park, barely noticing she'sarrived for your weekly picnic date.

 -  but again, it's not you she needs to get mad at, and she knowsthat.

 - she tries to catch glimpses of you as often as possible, thoughshe's not sure why. she just likes to see your face more often now,so whenever you aren't looking, you can expect her eyes to shoot upfor a millisecond to look at you.

 - in that millisecond she's gathered quite a lot. your far away smileor the way you chew your food thoughtfully whenever there's a silencebetween the two of you. the way you hold your fork with barely anygrip between your forefinger and thumb, or the way you never take allof the food off of your utensil.

   - and she gets so flustered that she's feeling this way. but she hidesit anyway.