@oddlies as artie said: you know lots. you sure are something.
to wong foo.
" weee--ll, you see, in my line'a work, " his legs crawl up the tree, always moving, " to know only one thing is to, " here, he adopts a pitch-perfect german accent, " know nothing! " sergeant schultz don't have a thing on howlin' mad.
quicker than one can say lickety-split, he's turned around and sitting criss-cross applesauce on the table. he whistles a tune -- the hogan's heroes theme, now that his impression has it on his mind -- for a few seconds, then his face splits into a wide grin.
" you wouldn't have a coin on you, would'ya? "
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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.
Bloody and bruised >
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ok… imagine a moon knight and daredevil crossover where dd has no issues fighting the invisible jackals because the dude cant see shit anyway. moon knight is like “you can see them??” and matt, not wanting to reveal his blindness but having no idea theyre invisible, is just like “yeah i can see of course i can see”
moon knight then assumes dd is an avatar of an egyptian god. bc what else? so, naturally, moon knight asks “what god do you serve?”
“jesus”
“what??”
“im catholic?”
“what???”
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Tex Murdock for Torso (October 1982)
Photography by Sunblazer Studio
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i miss him (fictional character that i can rewatch or reread at any time i want)
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@beneviolencia
steady goes. easy does it. from his vantage point, leaned back in his seat in the same way miss carpenter told him in third grade would cause him to bust his head open and need stitches, he’s got the ideal straight-shot to the back of many-a head.
bow! right to the fold where the neck becomes the head goes his latest projectile: hornets, just like he’d once made out of paper and spit. nine years old had been the heyday for those, too.
when his target turns, irritation and bewilderment furrowing his brow, murdock’s fingers wiggle-waggle innocently. “ what’s on your mind, jacky-boy? “
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