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delicrieux · 3 years

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☆ﾐ 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 “𝚘𝚑”

PART 10: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

y/n is back in brooklyn for the holidays. thinking that a stream will make her feel less homesick for cali, she starts working on her famously titled hentai.free.srv. what was supposed to be a relaxing stream turns into a special delivery about two hours in.

─── corpse husband x reader ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: 2.2k ─── ❥ req: Here's one... You know those apps for delivery like Domino's or whatnot... What if reader is streaming Among Us with Corpse, and reader mentions they're hungry and Corpse offers to order them food, and readers like no no it's fine... Then there's delivery at the door (Corpse ordered beforehand)

author’s note: fucky format is also back in town baby!!! also if you find any mistakes - no u didnt <3 thank u everyone for enjoying this story sm i literally cant believe how feral yall going strawberry cow was a nuclear explosion im still recovering tbh. got an ask a while ago and decided to incorporate it into myso. happy holidays everyone! myso will continue on monday!

ultimate masterlist. ҉ myso masterlist ҉ previous. ҉ next.

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Indeed, being soft on any social media platform was the biggest disgrace and needed to be eliminated post haste. Moreover, it was a slippery slope - once you start flooding your timeline with cute imagery and heart emojis, what will stop you from posting inspirational Facebook quotes? Disgusting. If Rae were here, she would chide you (not you thinking about her as if she’s dead or something). For once in your life, you feel like you deserve it.

Alas, you hope this little chaos you’ve caused is enough to throw everyone off. The stans, especially. You know the hashtags, you’ve seen ARMY scourging for info online with the same fervor and ruthlessness 1 Direction fans hacked airport security cameras just to spy on the boys. If you had any dirty secrets online, they are out to the public now - thankfully, besides the Harry Styles stan account (with edits and all), you have nothing. Though, now that you think about it, exposed nudes would have been better than your Punk!Harry edit receiving almost a million views. God, your life’s a fucking mess.

Your fans aren’t the only ones out for info - you, too, are trying to decipher Rae’s message. Code: Barbecue Sauce. The two of you had come up with it roughly two years ago, around the same time when you promised that if you didn’t find significant others by the time you’re 40, you’ll just marry each other. It was one of the many rules found in your friendship codex. Barbecue Sauce signifies information - an exchange of information. And depending on how it ends or begins (”So I’m sitting there” alludes to Rae, “On my titties” alludes to you), secret data on that person is given away, usually free of charge.

But why? And to whom did Rae give away what? You had pestered her mercilessly and even sent some voice messages where you were crying. You were only crying because of a video of a grandpa smiling you saw on TikTok, but you are a snake, and so you put those tears to good use. If streaming doesn’t work out, you’ll just become an actress. Hollywood would love you. Your PR firm sure as fuck wouldn’t, though.

Rae was having none of it. She said you’ll figure it out eventually. Told you to channel your superior puzzle skills. You were quick to remind her that you can barely count to ten without having an aneurysm. Oddly serious, she admitted that she worries for you sometimes. Why only sometimes?! you demanded. She merely sighed. uttering under her breath something that sounded closely to “Boke.”

You leave her for barely a week and she’s already neck deep in the gay volleyball anime, hoodie and cardboard cutout and everything. Your life is falling apart.

But Brooklyn is nice. It had snowed when you stepped off of the plane. Thousands of snowflakes sprinkling into your hair, dotting your cheeks and nose. You missed this sight back in Cali. You missed your parents, too.

Home cooked meals, old sweaters, your old room and about 40GB worth of old high school pictures on your computer. You went through them all one night. Some were stomach churning, cringe inducing nightmares. You were especially fond of those. Texted some of your friends that were still in Brooklyn, met up, decided to bake. Bad idea, Rae was the resident chef back in Cali. Besides laughing till your stomach hurt, and almost burning down your kitchen, nothing all that significant happened. Somewhere down the line, at about 3 am, half-way through a cheesy rom-com you had the overwhelming urge to text Corpse.

That’s where the problems really started. God, you missed California, missed being in the same timezone with a guy you hadn’t even met yet, how embarrassing is that?! You missed skating around and taking pictures of the beach in the setting sun, sending it to him, silently wishing he was with you to admire the view.

You really want to call him. And to hang out with him. But for some reason, the thought of that springs up immediate anxiety and you shy away from asking. Him sending you cute good morning texts doesn’t help, either. Maybe it’s better he doesn’t know that you’re a blushing, stuttering mess each time you read “baby”.

Late evening. Your stream is already set up, people are slowly trickling in and you greet them with a grin and a soft “Hello! Hi hi!”. You did your best to make your room a perfectly chaotic backdrop - led lights, an embarrassing amount of anime merch and plushies. You always try to balance out your weeb side by dressing hot as fuck for your streams - today’s inspiration just so happens to be egirls. Mostly because you watched one too many egirl make-up tutorials on TikTok, and also because you’ve been listening to Corpse’s song all day.

Yeah, no, who are you kidding, you dressed up this way because you were hoping Corpse was watching your stream. You didn’t forget your cat headphones, either. You know he likes them. You want to make him suffer. Perhaps then, finally, he will ask you out, so you wouldn’t have to.

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“I feel like,” You start when you put away your phone, staring idly at the chat, “I feel like I need a new name for you guys. Calling you guys after two years of streaming is just... weird, no? I also don’t respect men so I don’t want to call you guys. Like, so many creator’s have, like, a name for their fans. Uhm, Cody Ko has the chodesters, Kurtis Conner has, uh, folks? Kurtis Town? Citizens! Markiplier has mommy issues--” You can’t help snorting, “So, I’ve been, like, thinking - I know, shocking! - so I was thinking I’m gonna name you cockroaches. Because you’re grimy little shits impossible to kill. And also then I can use the legendary Minaj meme ROACHES!”

Your stream enthusiastically echoes ROACHES, making the chat swim. Yes, if anyone would enjoy such a name, it would be your audience. You’re as equally proud as you are disturbed.

“Well, anyway.” Leaning back into your chair, you throw your arms out with a bright grin, “Big dick is back in town, baby! If you noticed the backdrops different, it’s cuz I’m in Brooklyn now. Don’t ask me when I will return to Always Sunny, I don’t plan that far ahead.”

While Minecraft boots up, you decide to answer a few questions.

r u dating sykkuno?

You want to smack your head into the keyboard, but as it is, you can’t exactly afford a new one, so you refrain, “No, Sykkuno and I are not dating, we are just good friends. Uhm, I’m not sure how much I’ll have to repeat this, but, we really aren’t, so if the roaches could chill - Oh my God, that sounds so stupid, I love it - uh, yeah, if the roaches could chill that’d be great.”

the roaches lmao sounds like we’re a sports team

“Oh shit, yeah it does, uh-- maybe I can make like, jerseys or something. That’d be cool, I think.”

how disappointed are your parents with the way your life turned out?

“My parents are actually not disappointed at all!” You say with a cute little smile, “Uhm, they’re both really proud, actually. They’re glad I found something I love doing and made a job outta it. Dad finds my Youtube videos endearing. Yes, they watch pretty much all of my videos, unless I explicitly tell them not to. And yeah, with all the fucks and thirsting for anime characters. Uhm, it was very embarrassing at first, but I mean, after a while, shame just...doesn’t exist anymore, I guess? Funny thing about my parents, actually, when they watch my videos-” You eye catches a comment, “Oh! No, they only watch my Youtube videos. They don’t know how to use Twitter, thank God. Uhm, anyway-- when they hear a name they don’t know, like, I dunno, Dabi, or something, they google--” You’re grinning by now, eyes crinkling, giggling softly, “--who that is, and buy me like, merch and stuff. It’s really cute.

can i be adopted by ur parents plz

will you and corpse ever collab?!

You were about to answer, though the man of the hour himself decides to do it for you.

Corpse_Husband: yes.

Okay, not to say your heart skipped a beat, but it totally did. With a pleased smile, you nod, like one of those bobble head toys sold at the dollar store. The motion is oddly reminiscent of Sykkuno’s own nod. Perhaps you had picked it up from him. The chat seems to notice.

pack it up, sykkuno

More questions pile about this mysterious collab you and Corpse are planning. Yeah, you’d like to hear more about it, too, since he single highhandedly decided one was happening right now. Corpse remains silent. Fine, keep your secrets.

“Okay, guys, oh, I mean, roaches, Oh my God--” You’re covering your mouth, giggling, “-calling all roaches, calling all roaches, calm down. Everyone grab a snack and a blanket I’m turning up the music volume so we can all chill. Entering chill zone. Entering chill zone. Roaches, prepare.”

we are prepared

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An hour or so passes and you grow hungry. It shows with the amount of cakes you had baked in your server. Currently, you find yourself throwing eggs at the wall of one of the renovated houses, your face scrunched in concentration and slight frustration. 24 of the 50 eggs have been wasted. “What’s a girl gotta do to get some chicks around here?” you had uttered under your breath, until, finally, a screech - the egg finally spawns a mob. Your mouth falls open, “Aww, look!” You approach it, so small, walking in zigzags beside you, “It’s a baby chicken! Die, bitch.” The baby chicken is no more as you swing your bedazzled (you have mods) diamond sword. You’re cackling by the time the dust settles.

y/n is a child murderer

“Roaches,” You address your fan-base, spurring another fit of laughter - you can’t get over the name, “I think I’m like, forgetting that eating in Minecraft won’t actually make less hungry in real life.”

take a break and go eat queen <3

“Fuck no, we starve and die like men. Now I actually really need another chicken.”

Another twenty minutes trickle by and you’re trying to lure back a panda from the jungle when there’s a knock on your bedroom’s door. Whipping your head to the side, you slide down your headphones. At the same time, your mom pokes her head through the ajar door, “MOM!” You scream, “Get OUT of my room I’m playing Minecraft!” But your yell has no actual bite to it, as you don’t manage to hide your smile. Your mom laughs, doing some sort of sign language and motioning for you to follow her with her head. That or it’s some sort of performative dance.

“I’m live right now,” You tell her, pointing at your screen. She knows this already, though, “do you want to say hi?”

The roaches spam the chat with friendly hellos. You mom, quite impatient now, waves you over.

“Sorry, roaches, mom needs something. Be back in a bit!”

Stopping the stream, you rush out of your seat and pleased she slinks into the hallway. “What’s this about?”

“Your pizza came.”

“My what now?” You echo, confused.

“Domino’s. You ordered pizza?”

“What? No? I was busy with the stream, I never--”

Thankfully, you had managed to grab your phone from your room before you exited. You almost choke on spit once you read the messages.

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You decide that it’ll be impossible to stream after experiencing what you had just experienced. You tweet out a quick apology to the roaches (God, that fucking name) and say that you had a breakdown but you’re okay. That is as a close to the truth as you managed to muster. It’s a sad sight, chewing and crying; your mom winced when she saw your state - disheveled hair and rundown eyeliner and everything. “D’aww,” She had muttered, caressing the top of your head, “don’t cry my little raccoon.”

If anyone was ever to ask you where did your chaotic nature come from, you’d answer with my mom. To make yourself feel better, you took a selfie - duck face and peace sign and the horrible 2000′s angle. Sent it to Rae.

looking hot, her message read.

thanks, was all you replied with.

You couldn’t just leave things as they were. Once you calmed down, you wanted to text Corpse, but how would you follow up the ungodly caps lock and screeching? Impossible. An idea sprung to mind, one that was brave. Taking the first step.

Instead of sending a text, you sent a voice memo.

“Thank you for the pizza, it was delicious.”

You voice still sounded a bit raspy. His reply was instant. Your heart skipped a beat. He sent a voice memo back.

“Glad you liked it, baby.”

He was going to be the death of you.

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tags (in italics is those i couldn’t tag! make sure all’s ok w your settings!) : @littlebabysandboxburritos - @fairywriter-oracle - @tsukishimawh0re - @ofstarsanddreams - @bbecc-a - @annshit - @leahh19 - @letsloveimagines - @bellomi-clarke - @wineandionysus - @guiltydols - @onephootinfrontoftheother - @liamakorn - @thirstyfangirl - @lilysdaydreams - @pan-ini - @mxqicshxp - @tanchosanke - @yoshinorecommends - @flightsandfantasy - @liljennyx3 - @slashersdream - @unknown-and-invisible - @sinister-sleep - @fivedicksinatrenchcoat - @mercury–moon - @peterparkerspjsuit - @unstableye - @simonsbluee - @shinyshimaagain - @ppopty - @siriuslystupid - @crapimahuman - @ofthedewthesunlight - @mythicalamphitrite - @artsyally - @corpsesimpp - @corpsewhitetee - @corpse-husbandsimp - @hyp-oh-critical - @roses-and-grasses - @rhyrhy462 - @sparklylandflaplawyer - @charbkgo - @airwaveee - @creativedogs - @kaitlyn2907 - @loxbbg - @afuckingunicornn - @fleurmoon - @yeolliedokai - @truly-dionysus - @multi-fandom-central707

more tags are in the comments bcs tumblr only allows me to tag 50 people max 💙

#corpse husband #corpse #corpse husband x reader #corpse x reader #corpse husband imagine #corpse social media au #corpse husband fanfic #social media au #corpse husband x y/n #corpse x y/n #corpse husband fic #reader #xreader #imagine #imagines #myso #make you say oh

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thefanficmonster · 3 years

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Corpse husband x reader headcanon

Can u plz do a headcanon where reader has elf ears and while streaming with everyone Rae notices them and everybody streaming with her loves them especially corpse I would really love to see it.

🙂

Ooooh sure thing hun! ~ Enjoy 💕

Going into the start of the new week, Y/N is happy to hop on a Discord call with their friends and turn the camera on for yet another stream, eager to talk to her friend group as well as fans after the busy weekend they had.

"Hey Y/N, how's it going? Got the wallpaper all set up?" Rae is the first one to greet them, her voice happy, upbeat and bubbly as always.

Having told their friend about the new addition they wanted to give their recording room, a wide smile appears on Y/N's face to see that Rae has remembered them mentioning it. "Yup, it's all done and looks better than I thought it would. I'm so happy with how it came out. Lowkey proud of myself, not gonna lie."

"Oooh hold on, I'll check out your stream. I gotta see it for myself, can't wait till tomorrow." Rae says before quickly muting herself.

"Tomorrow?" Corpse's voice arises out of the blue too.

"Oh hey Corpse!" Y/N greets him, “Yeah, Rae is supposed to come over to my place tomorrow but looks like someone is impatient.”

Corpse chuckles, about to say something but isn’t given the chance to when Rae speaks up - or rather shouts: “Oh my God!! Wallpaper aside, tell me more about those elf ears! Why’d you never mention them?!”

Blushing ever so slightly - more than enough for their viewers to notice - Y/N replies, “Oh well I ordered them around the same time as the wallpaper and they arrived about a day earlier so I was putting up the new wallpaper with elf ears on.” They giggle, subconsciously touching the accessory in question.

Truth is they had been wanting to get themselves a pair for the longest time but always felt embarrassed about it. Now as they are wearing their brand new elf ears they can’t help but wish they could knock some sense into their past self because they’ve never felt so confident before!

“Wait, elf ears? I gotta see that.“ Corpse says simultaneously with a few other members of the call who all rush to their stream. “Damn they really suit you, Y/N. You look amazing.” He says, his voice confirming how in awe he really is of the sight before him, causing the blush on Y/N’s cheeks to deepen.

“Hun, next time I go on a date you better lend them to me cause DAMN.“ Poki too interjects, sounding just as blown away.

Yup, these elf ears are for sure an element Y/N has been needing without knowing. They now definitely wish they had bought them sooner.

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macjaket · 4 years

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So, just binged kipo season 3. Here’s my favourite moments/phrases.

If us don’t want KIPO SEASON 3 SPOILER pls dont read.

( @that-spider-fan-over-there hey, so i couldnt tell u some of these cuz i didnt want to spoil it. But now that you’ve seen it here they are)

Jammack singing

“HMUFA” -just the way they try to say it

“If this isnt happening, i have a date with troy”-benson/troy is cannon?

“Youre in our house, so here are our rules. TEHRE ARE NO RULES”

The way kipo got super exited by seeing the “mute kids” playing together -my heart melted

“Yumyam babysita you all” -i love this cat

K-pop narwhals

The girl dancing to the “wall siren”

Friendship alliance song between cats and snakes

“Anyone that would cage a musical dolphin unicorn cant be a good person”

“And she killed my best friend......... stalky”

“Ok, i respect your boundaries but im here if you need me to trample her”

I love wolf’s new weapon

“Did she stab u in the back while we sneezed?”

Scarlemagne being cute with the little kids, scarlemagne being cute with the little kids, scarLEMAGNE BEING CUTE WITH THE LITTLE KIDS

Song (mega mokey) and scarlemagne playing charades

“Almost forgot my hat” -i love muholond (or however u say it)

Yumyam nooooooooooooooooooooooo -excuse me for a moment im gonna go cry for a few hours-

Song’s back -oh gods oh gods, i cant take it. This show is makimg me feel too many emotions

“Wolf come here, family hug” -happy screeches cuz she sees her as more than a friend, but family

“What would scare the humans” “diversity”-i died laughing”

Benson steps on a bug - the whole scene had me dying of laughter

Dancing mega jaguar

Song “dubstepping”

Jammack getting exited to make traps

“You dont scare me ball” -gets taken out by a ball

Greta breaking open literally anithing -holy sheeet she is so strong

One of the two main wolves taking the hit for the other one -noooooo

Zane saving label

The ending of ep 6- what is happening?!?

Angry mega jaguar kipo just being inmune and scaring the living sheesh out of everyone

Dave’s story

When dave’s story becomes how he and benson met

“Who throws a party in the middle of a war” literally everyone :”kipo”

“Right cuz im on the side of the mutes now” -zane is an absolute himbo

“They all left” scarlemagne:” not everyone”- me starting to chant “redemption arc, redemption arc, redemption arc”

“ i live here, you guys should go”

The treasure squirrels - do i need to say more?

Wolf and scarlemagne bonding and realizing they both see kipo as a sister

“Prahm posal” song

Benson’s prahm posal -its so cute im gonna die

Benson and Troy kiss - OH MY GODS its happening, its oficial its cannon i can die in peace now

I am not justifying emilia’s actions, but her dad was an asshole

Kipo’s prahm dress was amazing

Me :” ilove liam i hope nothing bad happens to him” the show :” were gonna have emilia kill him to fuel the hate of mutes in her backstory” me: -insert surprised picachu meme-

Zane and Label the gym bros- and so the bromance begins

Wolf: being thrown all over the place. Scarlemagne -doing exercise-: “im helping”

“You’re gonna take us to Emilia, or else...... or else no pancakes”

Doug is amazing

Kipo when she sees Benson and Troy “my heart is about to explode” -me too kipo, me too

-heores on fire starts playing” HO MY GODS , heroes on fire, I MIGTH DIE WITH THIS

Wolf without the wolf cape

Emilia in her dress for prahm -oh DAYUMMMMM, i still hate her but she looks gorgeous

Wolf covering mandu from the cure

“This could be a new age, an age of wonderbeasts” -wink wink, i see what u did there

Emilia injecting herself with the mega walrus serum- HOLY GUACAMOLEEE

“Oh nonononono you’re the scariest of the kids”

Jammack riding in with a mega mute army

“Wait, i helped?!?” -yes Greta you can help you big dumb strong sweet lady

“I am glad we were able to be a family, one more time” -no Hugo, plz, dont do this to us. I know i wanted a redemption arc, but pls dont sacrifice yourself

“No one deserves to have their mind taken away from them, not even you” -kipo is too good for this world

Mandu saving kipo from Emilia

The orange moss thingy taking away Emilia

Hugo’s final moment - he didnt go out as Scarlemangne, he went out as Hugo, with his family. This show is having me crying all over the place

The “five years later” - showing that things actually ended up good and in peace

Older kipo - i mean, everyone looked amazing five years later, but i just love Kipo’s “older” character design so much

#kipo spoilers #kipo s3 #kipo s3 spoilers #kipo #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts

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yami-writes · 4 years

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MHA boys with tiktok accounts

(🏷️) paring(s): Midoriya x reader, Kaminari x reader, Todoroki x reader (🔮) summary: Midoriya, Kaminari, and todoroki with Tiktok accounts (hcs) (⚠️) warning(s): just crack n fluff here (💌) note from Yami: inspired by a request I got the other day (check it out here) (hey yall, made this at 3am dont mind me. jus vibin)

~*~*~*~*

Midoriya

i think he would enjoy tiktok

you introduced him to it

and he thought it was cool so he decided to stay for the ride

His fyp is filled to the brim with all might.

Just all might.

Occasionally some other heroes

But mainly all might ✋

He WANTS to only follow you

But he's a pushover and too nice for his own good and ended up following everyone in class

Poor bby

If he ever does decide to post, it will have something to do with heroes

Probably just recording all of his all might merch

And occasional small vlogs of what it's like at ua

Or in the dorms

And there pretty fun to watch and get a lot of love

And of course people will demand more

And, like I said, he physically can't say no

So he does more

which never fail to get under 1.5mil veiws

he’s well known in the tiktok community~~

HE WILL COMMENT NICE THINGS ON EVERY. SINGLE. VIDEO. YOU. POST.

no exceptions.

A small dance video??

"angel, your so good at dancing!!! Plz teach me someday!! I wanna be in one of your tiktoks!! :)"

precious!!

or perhaps some sort of aesthetic video

“wow! this tiktok is so pretty! just like you, angel <3(a tiktok could never compare to you)″

ahhhhhhhhhh IZUUU

you always screenshot the comment and send it to him with your response

and u could see him blushing behind the screen

if u do decide to allow him to dance in one of your tiktoks, hes so happy

like, incredibly happy

as if All Might himself walked into the room

his face will light up like a PUPPY

ok i’ll stop.

after mina’s many lessons she was able to teach him to dance pretty well

now all you had to do was teach him the dance

and it turned out really good

ill leave the dance and the overall quality of said tiktok up to u 😌

use ur imaginations loves~~

but regardless~

the tiktok yall made

blew. tf. up.

the comments were full of

“OMG YOU GUYS R SO CUTEE 😍”

and

“PLZ DO MOREE!!!!”

probably the most popular video you have tbh~

and you bet ur ass when midoriya found out he was gonna do another one

GOD-

you swear his smile could make a bitch go blind~

Follower count: 5.3mil & counting

Kaminari

i know for a FACT this bitch has tiktok

i also know he is a tiktok MASTER

he knows all the trends

and the memes

and is also quite well known

his fyp definitely has A LOT of memes

and trendy stuff

and he only posts trendy stuff

the includes dances, challenges, pranks..... PRANKS.

a lot of pranks from this man....

and you, dear, are one of his main victims

along with the rest of the bakusquad

and its annoying asf bc this idiot is wasting his damn brain space that he apparently has??? to plan out a PERFECT prank

and it works EVER. SINGLE. TIME.

there is no escaping him,

and its even worst bc these pranks of his are his most popular posts

by this point there is no stoppping him.

and dont even bother trying to get him back

he can literally sense a prank

like a second quirk or sumn-

rip 💀

he will SPAMM your comments

“FGUYJGYHUK”

“GO OFFFF”

“dat ass tho 👀👀”

“u really went: 🍰🍰“

“just suffocate me with your thighs already, boo!! 😭🥺”

lmafoooo

you cant even be bothered to reply to any of his thirsty comments

which are always the first ones you recive...

and are always top comments

rip💀

now,lemme get this straight.

he will BEG

like- on his hands and knees beg

the be in one of ur tiktoks

specifically, a dance

even more specifically, a dance thats more on the~~ scandalous side

you know what i mean sis

rolls, hair whips, throwin it back, all the shit

hell- you have NO idea how much he would love to just be in the presence of you throwin him back sum ass

damn

once you finally give in and do a tiktok with him

and he wants to pick the dance

obviously

yall prob did a doja cat song cant lie lmafo

“Candy” perhaps??

anyways, he’ll probably mess up on purpose just so u can throw it to em again

but once he’s had enough he’ll do it properly

after about 12 attempts that is-

but dont worry cause that video got LOVE

“THIS IS SO CUTE😍”

“PLZ DANCE TOGETHER MOREEE❤️💗“

and you know denki is gonna see this

you also know he, along with ur comments, also want more

good luck, dear...

follower count: 8.1mil & counting

Todoroki

you showed him tiktok

and he watched you in your dorm making some

and he wanted to try so you helped him make an acc

ofc the first thing he does is follow you and watch some all of ur videos

every single one, sis.

i think his fyp would be full of cooking tutorials

specifically, soba

he tries, he really does.

he still cont cook with out burning something, but there IS improvment

and he would post the most random shit

literally anything

a small bug he saw on his way to school?

filmed and posted.

and that shit gets VIEWS

how you ask??

good question dearie

lets just say Mr. Shouto Todoroki is HOT

in all aspects, no exeptions

people can and will watch his tiktoks just to see him

and better bet ur ass his comments are full of thirsty girls

but thats offtopic.

he also has small videos he recored of you

whether it was you singing or dancing

doing you makeup brushing your hair

dosent matter.

he’ll have a BUNCH in his drafts he likes to scroll through daily

he never told anyone, not even you

👀👀

he dosent comment on all ur posts but he does comment on some of them

only some

specifically, the ones he likes

i mean~ he likes all of them, but if he favors a specific one over the rest, he’ll let you know

“wow, y/n. i like this video more than your others. i guess thats why im commenting. anyways, i love the tiktok, but i love you more.”

he sooooo dryyyyyy

like put a heart at least man

ANYWAYS

he usually lurks in the comments, making sure everyone is staying their place

like a security guard lmao

he’ll privately message you his thoughts on your tiktok

it’ll be a long message with a mix of compliments but also questions

“i liked the song, but whats the song called?

“how did you make that? I really liked it though.”

dry, but pure.

i dont think he would have much interest in being in one of your tiktoks

BUT

if you want him in one of your tiktoks

he’ll offer to stand in the background.....

then you explain to him you want him to /participate/ in the tiktok

if you want him to do a dance with you

goodluck

this man is STIFF

every move you teach him is another jab at your soul

painful

if you gather up the courage to allow him to be in the tiktok

he’ll just-

leave

as in, walk out of the room leave

...what???

he’ll come back later and act as if nothing happened

and if u question him

“i lost interest.”

yea, like a fucking child

the damn tiktok barley even started-

follower count: 10.9mil & counting

Masterlist

#mha x reader #bnha x reader #kaminari x reader #midoriya x reader #todoroki x reader #denki x reader #izuku x reader #shouto x reader #y/n #self insert #tiktok AU #y/n x midoriya #y/n x todoroki #y/n x kaminari #mha #bnha #my hero academia x reader #boku no hero academia x reader

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hoodhookage · 3 years

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HAVE U SEEN THE CHILDE MEME WHERE ITS LIKE “THE SADDEST PEOPLE CUM THE HARDEST” LIKE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR HOURSSSS TO SAVE ON MY PHONE BUT I CANT FIND IT PLZ HELP 🛐🛐🛐

WHY DO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT

THIS? LMFAOAO

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iconsumeheadcanons · 4 years

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persona characters autism headcanons!

hi im autistic and i started my day with sun so now im !!!!!!!!! some of these headcanons are from elsewhere on tumbr, but i dont know where :((( so i am hoping someone out there knows that n that everybody knows that i love them <3

(also go check out mollypaup and i think hypeswap if you havent already! they post some good stuff autism+adhd hc too!!! i think.. oh! and thieves-in-the-palace!!!)

Joker

there was some artwork from someone on tublr..where they pointed out that he doesnt really talk outside the metaverse so--hes hyperverbal as joker and just near nonverbal as akiren

he stims ALL THE TIME. that phone thing, the pencil thing, the little tappy tap of his foot, pulling at his bangs when hes embarrassed/smug. someone get him a fidget spinner. he’ll prob learn to do tricks with it

he probably sucks at focusing in class, like i know its just the game design but hes always surprised out of his daily “star out the window at the nearby office building” when his teachers ask him questions

mona mentions when the pt is at Wilton for the first time (after they run into shido) that joker eats like shit, and that could have multiple causes at the start of the story of course, but when i first played i thought that joker was a picky eater and that the variety (and amount of food) at the buffet would be an Ordeal...

tho mona makes that comment bc joker looked pale after having a little ptsd moment from shidos voice, but i didnt know that the first time i played

maybe when joker makes a face at ryuji putting so much ginger in his gyudon? joker probably does not like pickled ginger lol

his favortive foods are all spicy, which is why the curry he makes for his friends is always ‘overly spicy’, and why kasumi makes him a curry bento and joker kept going “...?” .... “....?!”

overly reflective glasses have been a great plus for him bc now he never has to make real eye contact every again!

mona Soft. play with Ann hair. maybe Braid. nice

puns (Gorou the Goroumet)

he has so many options to be straight up rude sometimes in game. he probably no clue on his own, which is why he defaults to Not Talking. people probably mention his constant scary face, which is just him being nonexpressive, squinting at all the fucking bright lights, and Tired

executive function who? we do everything last minute folks

high pain tolerance, which is why he was the kid that was always climbing trees in elementary school to get basketballs unstuck from the branches

his sixth sense lets him see treasure and possible places to climb/crawl bc 1. Shiny? Steal it. Steal it Now. and 2. Could i fit in that? Time to Find Out

probalby a bit of a klepto too oops. he’ll return it tho!! but he has to do it dramatically or he’ll die

cant sit properly to save his life

smells and touch are Great, they can keep him grounded when his brain goes off to police or dead rivals or guilt or

if a friend hung out with him and gave him total reigns of the agenda, he would choose to nap on the floor while his friend does something off to the side quietly

hyperfocuses on handy tasks (i.e. lockpicks, coffee brewing, cleaning, his part time jobs) and some things like movies and books. everything else is a tossup

his (normal) navigation app is his most used app bc he still doesnt know where hes going, even though he only goes to the same few places in the city

hates being sweaty, literally cannot stand it. probably double exhausted during the summer

but Needs Compression so hes often Struggling

Futaba

paraphrase from p5d “i have no motor skills so i cant play rhythm games :(” need i say more? (i will regardless)

echolalia all the time, from anime, memes, the PT

those headphones she wears all the time? noise cancelling ear protectors babey

only talks about her interests, “normal” talking is Not Easy, but she is still communicative w others despite her worries. shes not “hard to understand” at all but she feels the anxiety nonetheless

only talks informally, cannot talk ‘politely’ with out imitating someone around her

shes had meltdowns and anxiety attacks in game :( i relate so hard

Technology. thats it

def had an egypt phase that pops up every few months. probably came from yu-gi-oh

has Immune to Bright Lights buff. joker is very jealous

“Time to make like a tree and leave!” and 30 other iterations

video game metaphors are the only ones that makes sense to her

probably relates hard to robot characters in anime for their general androgyny and confusion about human emotions and connections

probably gets told that shes “too smart to be on the spectrum” by teachers >:( she fails their classes on purpose

wakaba’s autistic too that just how it is

the Connection that she establishes with Joker is so Warm. my life goals include adopting an older brother like futaba has lsdkfjslkfj

also eater of 5 foods only, i mean, she brings cup ramen to the beach. i just really admire her...

hides in small spaces for comfort

doesnt she have like uhhhhh hyperthymesia or something like that?

Yusuke

art

his entire social link is learning how humans work, which i relate

talks seriously all the time

“sarcasm? who is that? are you saying I was sarcastic?...how?”

cant remember to take care of his body, and madarame did not help with that either

lot of uncomfortable staring, hes overdoing the eye contact thingy

infodumps all the time, doesnt know hes doing it

needs a lot of support even if he doesnt think he deserves it. no one ever complains about helping him out tho

visual stims my friends

he didnt know that you could look up pictures on the internet but he does know you can stream live videos of waterfalls and fluffy animales!!

I am certainly in the mood

for something salty today.

he and joker are scared of math. numbers do not interact

Yusuke, futaba, and akiren are a trio and i know this bc their first day of non-thievery interacts is Akiren clearing Futabas room w/o permission, futaba hyperfocusing on destroying medjed, and yusuke rearranging futabas figurines so they are more visually appealing

morgana is a support friend for all of them bc igor knows they need it

Souji/Yu

yes, he mostly wears gray semi formal clothes bc parents tell him to, no, he will not changes this

Schedule or Death

“sorry, could you repeat that?” “huh? oh yeah, i was saying that--” “yeah that’d be cool.”

cats, fishing, he just likes to be quiet. you can literally spend a day at the beach just to think if you want, and that is what yu want

has a lot of scripts for things (of which he shares with nanako!) but if he runs out he just stops talking..

inaba is a godsend bc its so fucking quiet and warm

he Yearns to hold his friends hands, but he shies away from a lot of touch (excepting yosuke, teddie, and nanako)

Cooking and Cleaning makes the world better. he and joker vibe together with this

unlike akiren, he strong arms any executive dysfunction into Be Productive or Else. his punishment is feeling the pure anxiety of having to make up for ‘lost time’. (another symptom of his workaholic parents)

writes everything down, notes are very neat, has pages dedicated for bad doodles when hes not feeling his usual Super Classroom Focus

Cannot handle secondhand embarrassment (most often caused by yosuke) and will quietly slip away to random cats or origami folding

hungry, crunch crunch folks. probably needs chewelry bc he used to chew on his shirt collars when he was younger.

cleans up after everyone in the food court, constantly worries about them accidently hurting themselves. likely spends half of group conversations watching peoples hands

he canonically eats expired food, nanako plz help your brother

really clumsy, but people only notice after they decide that he is a cool person

video games are too chaotic for him

exhausted every night from the pure amount of masking he does, if a friend spends the night (or is like yosuke) they will know his more comfortable weirdo self (tho everyone knows hes a weirdo eventually)

hyperempathetic, sometimes just understands animals and children better than peeople his age or older

Yukiko

her jokes

she and souji get in ‘trouble’ together, she and joker commit crimes together

she and chie have to coordinate outfits, its important

actually understands metaphors, but does not understand people

like me, had no clue that creepy kid was flirting with her

she is very angry when she has meltdowns that might involve slamming doors and shouting. her parents call these ‘tantrums’ and ‘unfitting for a polite daughter’ but really thats because her meltdowns tend to be caused by arguments w her family after a long day of school and TV world traipsing

the metronome meme, except hers goes between Loudest Person in the Room to Quietest Pin Drop in the Planet. she is completely unaware of this

her atmosphere brightens when chie appears. that is not only the lesbian energy within her, but also because chie is like her Favorite Person

Cannot wear Pants. No (tho she wants to try it! but she puts them on and her soul instantly squashes)

happy flappy lesbian! watch out!

Naoto

the pouty face. all the time lskdfjlasdkf

hes really snappy sometimes and i love that for him. he and akechi should fight just to see what would happen (please read Bang Bang Shoot Shoot on AO3)

“do not touch me or my hat, thank you”

no one has ever seen him shutdown and no one ever will (except for his grandpa)(and kanji)(and rise)

probably likes certain food textures and will stand for nothing less, probably feels embarrassed about his preferences with friends

constantly jumps between ‘everybody hates me so i should act like them so they dont hate me’ to ‘i refuse to be anything but very comfortable as myself, and i dont care that im making you upset sir’

he and souji are the king and queen of subtle stims, but for unhappy reasons :(

does not make jokes. cannot joke around. understand? yes, do? no.

loose clothes are the only good clothes, but all tags and obtrusive seams will be obliterated by kanji tatsumi

not very empathetic so he probably comes off as an asshole to strangers (like when he throws away his classmates confession letters without reading them) but he tries so hard to sound comforting when his buds are struggling.

his understanding of others emotions/reactions come from his learning as a detective, which seems cold+clinical to others, especially compared to souji, whos completely unexpressive but very introverted people person

Hamuko/Minako/Kotone

big personality!! very people-oriented!! koromaru and her are buddies!! when shes having a real bad time, shes very quiet and expressions turn off

interrupts herself in the middle of conversations all the time. no one knows where shes coming from. her brains is thousands of km ahead of her body

bouncey legs, swingin arms, twirlly skirt, little somersaults! when will she stop? never!

very obvious music stims with her hands and arms! people are like “oh there she goes! happy as usual!” shes listening to minatos heavy metal playlist

switches from exhausted to excited within milliseconds. no one can predict, not even her

SEES has to ask her for context all the time cuz she’ll just continue shit from 2 weeks ago without warning

professionals will assume shes very childish bc of how chipper she is, but she is beyond mature for her age and only feels comfortable enough to have serious conversations if a person has proved themself able to handle it

collects every little thing. her room is a mess and she has to get rid of most of it every time she moves :(

hates cleaning! smells bad, feels bad hhhhhgggg

dont let mitsuru-senpai see her bedroom

gets lost in the middle of conversations with others bc shes thinking about a story connected to one(1) word that was said earlier

no sense of time and place, she just sees her friends and goes “ah, this is the right place, then” but junpei and akihiko are also lost so now theyre all screwed

Minato/Makoto/Sakuya

no talkies, no walkies

his story in the movies is him literally learning how to function around people he cares for

doesnt get jokes, expressions, body language, empathy, subtlety, metaphors, physical contact, or eye contact. aigis is probably the only person he truly understands right away

he is still nice to people because he doesnt see a reason not to be, but also he has very limited energy so only his senpai and old people get his most polite-kindnesses

cannot describe feelings for the life of him. the team wont know hes injured or sick until hes passed out

everything is too loud, time to drown it out with my loud ass music

rocking and chewing stims, ryoji is the first person to point him out for these subtle stims (not accusingly of course, just general pure curiosity and love for the uniqueness of humanity)

likes to cover his face with whatever is available, lives like a bat in a dark dry cave

will wear anything that has pockets and his blue/gray/black palette

sleepy at all times bc he never has much energy

when he was younger he probably needed a lot of support, especially after his parents died, because he wouldnt communicate like a neurotypical and would shutdown for hours in the middle of school without warning. probably missed a lot of lessons and field trips out of pure overstimulation

eating at all times. no preference, just whatevers closest

his meltdowns probalby include humming whining noises and curling up in a ball, which makes people want to touch him, but that is the LAST thing he wants. put a blanket on him! play some music! do not talk and do not expect him to speak

aigis is the only person who can touch him normally bc her hands are cold and he likes cold

never nude, feels mmmmmmmmm without clothes and probalby wears a full robe in the hotsprings

will not do things that take more than one step w/o someone else walking him thru it, which Same

#my writing #p3 #p4 #p5 #persona 3 #persona 4 #persona 5 #ren #futaba #souji #hamuko #minato #vibes straight thru the sun #i sincerely hope the read more works #im so srry for grammar problems #i literally cant read rn

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staycatcher · 5 years

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SKZ React to! Not Being Your Bias/Favorite

@staytion-nine‘s request: if you do reactions... skz reacting to the reader having a different bias please? and like if you can, make it really extra cuz skz is all about being extra! XD

Pairing: Reader x OT9 (different reader ocs for each member of course: ^P)

Au: idol & non aus

Genre: fluff and crack~👀🤠

Rated T for hella swearing, kissing and an oversaturation of dumbassery (as requested lmao)

Word Count: 4.4k (in total, so approximately 488 words per member~)

A/n: this one sure was challenging for me to write🥵🙈😂 So I’d love to hear any feedback or ‘reaction’ you have!!🤗 My reqs are open, click on the ‘request’ link if you’re interested~ I really hope I did you justice, Arya!! I love you to pieces!!💛

(P.S. The memes are stolen!~ don’t tell the meme police plz:~()

😲👀✨~

*+:｡.｡~

Chan *+:｡.｡~

“You’re not my favorite, though.” You clarified nonchalantly, continuing to scroll through your phone, not looking up. That is, until you hear him take in a breath, clearly not expecting the unnecessary clarification.

“Who is your favorite then?!?” Chan sounded offended, beginning to bounce his leg in lowkey distress, his unusually wide eyes studied your face to gauge your reactions. He was not expecting to care so much about something like this, yet here he is. Seeing his anticipation in the corner of your eyes is when you realize your mistake. Your natural directness fucked you over yet again.

He sounded too affected, totally unlike him to care so much about something like this. It made you want to avoid the topic now. Just ignore, just ignore him. He doesn’t have to know. Pretend you didn’t hear him-

“Y/n!!”

You totally~ didn’t hear anything at all, pretend that your dash is interesting and like you’re reading it, ‘oh wow how interesting! Totally have never seen a bunch of words before-‘

“Just tell me, I won’t be mad- I swear!” Chan practically begged, becoming antsier and antsier on the couch next to you. But you knew no matter how you answered it wouldn’t be good. You knew he was just saying that to get you to tell him. However, the atmosphere was getting heavier and heavier with each silent second, you couldn’t bear to not saying anything to him, especially when he acts this. Well... you’ve never seen him act like this.

You took a deep breath and as you slowly inched your neck back up, instantly making eye contact with Chan. The two of you just shared a staring match for a little while longer before you finally gave in.

“It’s… it’s baby Jeonginnie-”

“JEONGIN!!?!!- NO!!- Y-YOU CANT MEAN YANG JEONGIN?!-“

That’s when you run. You fucking book it. Jumping out of the armchair, skirting around the coffee table and nearly slipping off your socks onto the linoleum floor of the kitchen. You, very surprisingly, regain balance with unexpected luck and book it down the hallway. Inevitably, your top speed and superb navigation of your apartment won’t matter for long. There's only so much of the apartment you could run to distance yourself. It’s only one level, with only so many rooms.

When Cuddly Chan gets his prey you are done for. Never have you been so suffocated with affection in your life. An over-saturation of cuddles and tickles in the form of an attack. It was terrifying; terrifyingly cute. The cuteness just added to the suffering you endured at the hand of Chan.

“How could you like a fetus more than me?!?” He whined when he decided he was done tickling you, switching tactics to snuggling into you and latching on tight like a vice-gripped koala. You don’t even like Jeongin like that, but if you get cuddles and tickles, what he doesn’t know won’t kill him right? It might kill you though.

“...Am I your favorite now?~”

“Hmmm… I don’t know!! I think you’ll have to cuddle me some more to help me make my decision.”

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Woojin *+:｡.｡~

“Honey bear~~ I’m home!!” You sing, before ripping off your worn sneakers and plush jacket before clumsily hanging it up on the hook by the door. You were still in full work uniform, apron and all, and reeking of coffee and sweets.

Strangely, you’re met with silence. A rare response from him. Usually, you’re met with running your direction, a bear hug, and a kiss on each cheek. Perhaps he was upset? There’s no way he could be with you; at least, you thought. The two of you were all kisses and rainbows when you talked last. So, maybe, he's not even here like he promised?

When you turn the corner is when you see him, and is also when he decides to greet you.

“SEUNGMIN?? Why Seungmin?!?” Woojin grilled you upon your arrival into the living room, pacing around in front of your hand-me-down couch, hands thrown out in frustration. He actually looks distressed and you have no idea what’s going on.

“What do you mean Seungmin?! ‘Why Seungmin’ what?!” You were now equally bewildered as him. Why was he so distressed all of a sudden about his bandmate? Even more confusingly, what was with his accusatory tone towards you on the subject?

“Why Seungmin and not me?!”

“What are you talking about?! Are you drunk?? It’s 2pm on a Wednesday!!”

“No I’m not drunk, I’m perfectly sober!! I just thought I was your favorite.” And then Woojin did something you’ve never seen him do your entire time of knowing him. He dramatically turns away from you, nose pointed up. The most bratty thing you’ve ever seen in your entire life. You fucking lost it; you shouldn’t have but you did. You laughed so hard you cried. Your stomach fucking ached. You could barely even see him through the tears.

“What’s so funny?!?”

You tried to breathe something out but only ended up letting out a wheeze, you decided to lean against the wall for support and try again. “It’s just- your reaction!-“

“But why Seungmin?!” Woojin poutily demanded, whiny like a little kid, coming up to you. His insistence only made your unattractive laughter stronger. You eventually answered him once the tears and wheezes left your body.

This truly was too much. You couldn’t even get mad at Hyunjin for ratting you out. Hell, you might even take him and Seungmin out to get some ice cream, your treat. This made your entire week.

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Minho *+:｡.｡~

“The hell- what ~is~ this!!?” Minho interrupts loudly over the music, bringing a halt to yours and Hyunjin’s spontaneous dance party. You quickly run to pause the music, getting an excuse to avoid eye contact with him. You knew from his tone you were in trouble.

“...random dance party?!” You and Hyunjin somehow managed to reluctantly answer at the same time, even with your backs turned from each other.

“With Hyunjin?!” Minho looked severely shocked and personally offended that there was dancing involved and he was not apart of the equation. What’s more; you were doing it alone with Hyunjin instead!

“...well. I just wanted to do it… with Hyunjin.” You answered softly as you slowly took your strides back to them, watching your white-turned-cream sneakers get close to theirs. There was no way you could get out of this, not that you’re making it any better. It already was a big hole, now it’s a hole made of quicksand.

“Just with Hyunjin?!!”

Welp, no going back now. You decided to look up now, catching a brave spark and riding with it.

“Well.. yeah!” You tried to keep it lighthearted. Maybe you could get out of this easier if you acted like it wasn't that big of a deal, because it really wasn’t.

Hyunjin just straight up gawked at the situation, eyes going back and forth between you and Minho. It was like he was watching a drama right before his eyes, a drama that he was involved in unintentionally.

“Why just Hyunjin?! You think he’s a better dancer than me?!?” Minho shot out, advancing towards you.

“NO!!” It tore through your throat, forcing out of you like the angry stride you took forward towards him.

“Wait!! Are you saying I’m bad at dancing??“ Hyunjin gasped from the sidelines.

“No!! Not at all!! It’s just. It’s different.” You screeched out in frustration. You didn’t know how to explain it. How to put it into words but you had to at least try. “Dancing with your boyfriend and then dancing with a friend you admire- wAIT THAT DID NOT COME OUT RIGHT-“

“FRIEND YOU ADMIRE?!”

“CUZ HE’S GOOD AT DANCING!! NOT IN A ROMANTIC WAY!!”

“SO YOU THINK HE’S BETTER THAN ME THEN-“

“I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!”

“Okay, this was fun but I think I’ll g-“ Hyunjin decides wisely to try and leave this sudden screaming match, but you won’t let him.

“DON’T!” You yelled. Please for the love of everything good, don’t leave me with an angry Minho.

“LEAVE!” Minho countered. Hyunjin just looked back and forth between the two of you. There’s no way he’s having Minho be mad it him too, well, more than he is already.

“Sorry!!~ Okay bye!!” And with that, Hyunjin was zooming out of there. Now you’re all alone with Lee Minho.

When Hyunjin leaves is when Minho attacks. Trapping you against the wall with an arrogant smirk. “Dance with him all you want, I guess. But I’m better at both.” He grins at you like the cheshire cat.

“Both?” You couldn't follow where he was going with that.

“Kissing and dancing.” That’s when Minho kisses you harder than he ever has before.~

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Changbin *+:｡.｡~

“Oh my god! Finally, it’s my favorite part!!” You cheered as Woojin came on the screen.

Changbin gasped, startled that you would say that now and not during his part, that happened not too many seconds ago. He didn’t pause to think, instead, clicking on the spacebar to pause the music video. In turn, pausing the marathon of your boyfriend’s music videos.

“This is your favorite part?!” Your boyfriend spun his body to face you, genuinely shocked, interrogating you.

“Yeah?”

“But it’s Woojin’s part-“

“Yeah, I’m aware of that. His high notes and visuals are like a dream. Okay, now unpause-“ You were completely unbothered, speaking plainly as you always did with him; adoring to push his buttons. You leaned over to unpause it, only to be stopped midway with a screech and a hand smoothly grabbing at yours.

“What about MY part?!” You jumped a bit at his unexpected screech after such a soft, romantic hand grab, blinking slowly, rubbing at your ears. Though, you weren’t entirely shocked. Your boyfriend was this biggest baby you’ve ever met and you were the oldest of your siblings.

“Your part was dope as usual, baby.~” You went all out with your baby voice once you recovered, even going as far as squishing his perfect cheeks together as you leaned over to kiss him. He was already pouting for you, perfectly squished like this. Your heart ascended! Squishy Bin made you blush and grin so hard it hurt. You just had to peck him once or twice more.

“But babe-“

“Shhh, now let’s watch my favorite part-“

“I SHOULD BE YOUR FAVORITE PART!!”

“YOU ALREADY ARE MY FAVORI- You already are a favorite. Stop being so selfish.” You quickly recovered, poorly though, anyone would admit it was a bad attempt at trying to not reveal too much. But you got him distracted again with your cute snort and planted kisses on his cheek before unpausing and snuggling into him. It was a few seconds before you heard Bin’s soft, pouty voice again.

“...Your favorite what?”

“Shhh.”

….

“I’m your favorite though, right?”

“Changbin!! Who am I dating?”

“Me!”

“Exactly.”

“So I’m your favorite?”

“Shhhhh.”

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Hyunjin *+:｡.｡~

“You’re fucking joking.” Hyunjin glared at Han Jisung, chopsticks stopping midway from his mouth. He was pissed, he couldn’t believe his smug friend in front of him.

“I’m not! Y/n told me!” Jisung hit his hands on the table for unnecessary emphasis, but it was blatantly clear that he was also enjoying this as well.

“My baby told you that you’re their favorite member of Stray Kids.” Hyunjin deadpanned and just rolled his eyes and brought his lunch to his mouth. Unbelievable.

“I’m serious!!” Jisung nearly hit one of the staff with how dramatic he was gesticulating. He quickly bowed to them and apologized before continuing. “Y/n told me directly!!”

“You’re full of shit.” Hyunjin replied, though he was the one with a mouth full of shit.

“Call her!! It’s true. Call her right now!!”

“Y/n is probably sleeping right now, dumbass. We’re in a different time zone, remember?! In case you forgot, we’re on tour!! I’m not calling her.”

“Do it! I’m not lying. I’ll call them myself to prove it!!” Though Hyunjin was refusing to be gullible for once in his life and not believe Jisung, but that didn’t mean he wasn’t still easily threatened. So he called you up. At five a.m. your time. On your day off.

Ring, ring, ring. You didn’t pick up. Hyunjin glared at Jisung. Jisung just incessantly insisted again. So Hyunjin had no other choice but to click on heart-emoji-filled contact name again, but he did so with a deathly glare. Jisung was still completely unaffected, practically bouncing in his seat with excitement.

“...h-hello?” He heard your gorgeous morning voice on the line, Jesus, he almost ascended into heaven. But he had to play it cool, Jisung was right at his ear. That’s when he begins to feel like a complete idiot for waking you up, and, out of all things, over one of Jisung’s stupid games.

“...Is Jisung your favorite member?” He squeaked out after a few seconds, facepalming immediately. He really didn’t give any greeting whatsoever, the realization had him cringing even harder. Of course, Jisung was having an absolute heyday, eyes wide as they could be with his face scrunched up in glee and vibrating with the kind of energy one would hope their caffeine of choice would bring.

“Yeah?” You croaked, you’re like three-quarters asleep; completely unfiltered.

“WAIT WHAT?!”

“Owww!!! My ears-“ You and Jisung groaned at the same time, though you were startled awake and he was only a little bit slowed down.

“What’s happening?!” You groaned, rubbing your eyes.

Jisung just ripped the phone right out of Hyunjin’s hand in response and chirped, “You’re in trouble with your boyfriend!! Go back to bed, we love you.~” then he hung up before you could even think of a response.

Now, how in the hell are you supposed to go back to sleep after that?!

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Jisung *+:｡.｡~

“Listen! To this! Seungjeon! Ga!” Jisung heard your not at all deep voice, try to contort itself into a Felix level deep voice, as he walked into the kitchen.

There you are, in your pajamas, scrubbing the dishes with your headphones on and blasted, lost in your own little world. He just stands and watches, all the while you hum along to his group’s song. He feels pride swell in his chest, shoulders rising up to the clouds, his love for you flying high, he’s free as a bird- Until then he notices…

You’re only singing Felix’s parts? You don’t even sing the chorus or attempt to hum the other member’s verses. All you’re doing is solely singing Felix’s parts in an adorably awful impression. You showed hardly any reaction at all to his parts, much to his ego’s dismay. Not even a cheer or anything, you just simply swayed along to the rhythm like you do to everyone’s parts. Everyones but Felix’s.

Okay, this isn’t fun anymore.

“Y/n~” he sang to get your attention. Nothing. Your music's too loud.

“Y/N~” he cooed louder. Nada. No reaction at all.

“Y/N!!!” He shrieked, making you shriek as well and jump about a foot off the ground in fright. Your fright instantly turned angry as you ripped the headphones out of your ears.

“Han Jisung!!” You reprimanded, clutching at your heart.

“Oh, you know my name now??”

“...yeah? How could I not?” You weren’t following along, still scared half to death.

“I thought you only knew Felix~” he used an obnoxious childish bullying voice before does his take on a Felix impression, “Roll the dice, hunnid times-“ he couldn’t even continue because hearing him try his Aussie deep-voiced impression sent you rolling your head back in laughter.

“No, idiot! It goes like this-“ you can’t even demonstrate before he flies over to you in a blink of an eye, attacking with tickles.

“Why not try to learn your Boyfriend’s lines, huh??”

“Aishhh I’m doing the dishes! ‘Get the oops~ outta here’!”

“Wrong song!!”

“I know that’s the point!~” You giggled, shoving him away from you.

“Woowww, you’re so meannn, Jagi!!~” Your boyfriend whined like the little kid he is.

“You’re the one who’s dating me, that’s not my fault.~” You quipped back with a smug chirp before playing Victory Song again, but this time connecting to the bluetooth speaker, blasting it as you went back to work on the dishes.

Let’s just say this ends with soap, water, and bubbles all over the entire kitchen and the both of your clothes drenched in dishwater.

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Felix *+:｡.｡~

When Felix enters your apartment, he was not expecting, in any alternative universe, that you, his girlfriend, would be taping up a poster of Chan in your home.

“Y/n, what are you doing?!” Felix was blinking like someone threw sand into his eyes.

“What does it look like I’m doing, dummy?” You asked with pure adoration in your voice.

“It looks like you’re taping up a picture of someone who isn’t me. Who is that?!” Felix played dumb like he wanted you to admit to your wrongs. But was what you were doing even wrong? You just ignored the ‘who is that’ question, it was more than obvious that it was the coveted Bang Chan.

“You are correct, now help me! Look at it! I think it’s crooked!”

“Yeah it’s sooo crooked!! Let me help you take it off!!” Felix giggles, but before he can continue, he’s interrupted by a loud ripping sound. He fucking rips the poster in three when he tries to take it off the wall!

“FELIX YONGBOK LEE!!”

“....yes?” He looks up at you reluctantly with the eyes of bambi. The two pieces of poster in his hands and one remaining on the wall.

“Why would you do that?-” Your voice trembled. “I paid for that! You owe me a new one!”

“You payed for a poster of Chan??”

“Yeah and then you ripped it off the wall!!” You started to tense up, heat up. You really spent twenty five fucking dollars on a single poster only for your boyfriend to rip it up. “Did you do it on purpose??!?”

“I- no!! I didn’t do it on purpose!!” Felix genuinely didn’t do it on purpose and now he feels bad. He initially felt a bit of accidental accomplishment! He ripped the poster of his best friend off your wall, but now he’s feeling something not so good upon seeing your reaction.

“Now I only have yours and the group’s to hang up!!” Some of your tears might’ve risen up out of its resting place.

Now, this sounds like the opposite of a problem to most but you had this whole idea: Hang up Chan’s and then have the whole group in the middle and then have have the best for last, Felix. Your bias, the group and then your boyfriend. You spent too much money on it, and waited for weeks and weeks to get it in the mail because you wanted it all to be official, high quality merch. It was going to be displayed above your couch, loud and proud for the whole world to see- the whole world of like five people at most who would visit your house- but still!!

But then? Felix starts laughing? You’re about to scream at him before he pulls you into a hug.

“Baby, it’s okay!! I can get you a new one. Hey, I can maybe even get you a real Polaroid of him if ya want!!~” He hummed at you, pulling you closer.

“But I wanted it to be all matching-” You sniffled, shaking your head at how easily you get riled up. “It’s okay, it’s okay. Let’s just tape it back together.” You sniffled again before nodding to yourself and reluctantly letting go. You hated being such an emotional bean sometimes but to him you were really too cute, too precious. He nodded back and gave you a smooch.

…

“There we go!~ All better?!”

“Yeah… I love it.” You said it with a little less enthusiasm than you normally would. Admittedly, you were still a bit sad at the now ugly poster.

“But you love me more right??” It took you a second to understand what he meant, but when you did you giggled.

“Oh my god you’re such a dummy!”

“What?! Why??”

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Seungmin *+:｡.｡~

“Jagi!!~” Seungmin sings excitedly as he enters the dorm, completely ignoring the fact this is his group’s dorm, treating it as if you were the only one here or something. It made you turn strawberry red, losing your focus on the video game. When you look back at the screen Bin is ahead of you now. Shit.

“Sunshine!!~” You choked back, though it was said with a troubled voice, frustrated that you just let Changbin ahead of you in Mario kart. You were just beating him! This is gonna lose your streak!!

“What are you doing?!~” You hear his angelic voice come closer, his footsteps heading into the living room.

“Well I was beating Beefcake but some ‘sunshine’ blinded me and now I’m behind!!” You whined, tense and focusing harder on the screen, you were so close to Changbin, so close, yet so far. It was the last round, he threw the bananas he’s been saving at you to put salt in the wound. He was getting away!!

“Stop, Bin!!!” You squealed. Of course your boyfriend has to see you fail and not when you’ve been beating him the two times prior. You were supposed to beat him three times in a row, triple crown status!!

“Stop or you’re not my favorite anymore!!” You threatened Changbin with the only thing you could think of in the moment.

“WAIT WHAT?!” Seungmin then jumped in front of the tv at this, blocking your views from the game, his arms spread out so you couldn’t see. “Changbin is your favorite?!?” Seungmin gasped and looked at you with a face you have never seen him make before, ever in your life. If this was a sitcom, the record scratch sound effect would be played now.

“Heh-“ you were caught red-handed, well actually red-faced. You damned yourself because of your bad threat.

“I’m your favorite?!” This was also news to Changbin as he set the remote down slowly and turned to smile at you like you just handed him twenty dollars.

“No one’s my favorite!!” You groaned. “Now get out of the way!! I have a game to win!-”

“SEO CHANGBIN?!? OUT OF EVERYONE?? Okay, I’d get it if I was your favorite and then like Jeongin was your second favorite because he’s so fun to bother. But CHANGBIN?? THE FAVORITE?” The Mario kart ending song starts playing, you could hear Yoshi’s dismay countered with the triumph of Boo. How applicable.

“Okay this was fun, but I gotta go use the bathroom!~” You fibbed, trying to escape the situation.

“You’re not going anywhere!! Your ass has some explaining to do.” Seungmin pulls you right back to him with a smirk.

“Changbin help!”

“Seungmin, your girlfriend said likes me!!~”

“I NEVER SAID LIKE-“

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Jeongin *+:｡.｡~

You could not, for the life of you, stop laughing at what Minho was saying at dinner. This dinner being the first one you had with all of Jeongin’s members. For some reason Minho’s humor tickled you just the right way to have you cackling, that and maybe you were a bit… okay, a lot sleep-deprived from studying for finals coming up and having to work on top of that. Either way, you more than once almost choked and spat, thankfully the stars were on your side and you didn’t actually; though who knows how long that’ll last.

“Jeongin, is Y/n okay?! She’s losing it!!”

“I’m right here!!” You responded in your boyfriend’s place, waving your hand in front of Minho’s face, only to smoothly put it around Jeongin’s shoulders. You deserved points for how smooth that came across despite the amount of distress you were suddenly under.

“Y/n, are you okay?! Did they put something in your lemonade?!” Minho, this time, fake-asked you.

You just snorted and shook your head. “I’m perfectly fine!! Superb actually!!” You turned and looked at Jeongin, smiling brightly at him. This day was going beyond great for you! You were so worried that the guys wouldn’t like you.

“Wow?? Superb?” Jeongin laughs nervously, scratching at his neck. Even while nervous he was offensively adorable. “When have you ever used that word?!” He raised an eyebrow at you.

“Right now!” You quipped back.

“Jeongin, I don’t think Y/n is okay, nobody laughs that hard at Minho.” Seungmin whispered loudly to Jeongin, making eye contact with you, causing everyone to laugh as hard as you have been all night.

“Yeah, what’s wrong with you?!” Jisung teased.

“I’m sleep deprived alright. Besides! I’ve been waiting so long to actually meet you guys, so I’m really really happy!!”

“Yeah, really happy to meet Minho!!” Hyunjin snorts and begins clapping like an over-enthused seal at his own joke.

You just rolled your eyes at him. And for once, you didn’t have the quick comeback you and Jeongin were known for. Because it’s true, you really did wanna meet Minho. You’ve heard so much about him and, quite frankly, he sounded the strangest, most unreal out of all the bizarre boys your boyfriend spends his time with. He was a topic of interest.

“Wow, she really has nothing to say back to that. I think it’s true!!” Felix cheered, wide eyed and began to laugh in shock.

“Well- listen. Innie told me all the dirt on you guys, Minho's dumbassery sounded too unreal!! Of course I had to see it for myself!” You fired back.

Jeongin laughs so hard his head flies back, the rest of them follows suit, besides Minho, obviously. Jeongin wraps an arm around you with a proud smile, he realized he had nothing to worry about. His pride still somehow managed to remain shy and adorable. Too cute to handle. You glowed at his reaction. Your heart practically bursts like a firework at this. He just wrapped his arm around you in front of his members!!

“You guys are disgusting!” Minho pretends to retch at your very wholesome PDA.

“Yeah, says the most disgusting!” Jeongin jabs right back and it was then your turn to laugh proudly. Jeongin is happy to note that you actually laughed harder at this than anything Minho’s said all night.

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hannigram-a-b-o-library · 4 years

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Hey! So i cant find the name of a omega will/alpha hanni fic but all i can remember is a specific scene! Will is quite sick and is so disassociated that he easily receptable. So hanni has sex with him and then at the last minute flips them so Will is riding hanni. When Will comes back to reality Hanni says that Will was more the one taking advantage of him and that he had barged into his room. I know this isnt alot to go on but plz help

Hey Nonny

We think it might be this one, but if not perhaps our followers can help? Or feel free to ask again here or via our CuriousCat!

Sleep Like Dead Men, Wake Up Like Dead Men by rosenritterExplicit // M/M // Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter, Molly Graham/Will Graham (first epilogue only) // Selected Tags: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Extremely Dubious Consent, Sleep Sex, Sleepwalking, Cannibalism, Canon-Typical Violence, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Knotting, Mpreg, Scenting, Possessive Behavior, Gaslighting, Manipulation, Serial Killers, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Drugged Sex, Blood, Needles, Medical Procedures, The following tags apply ONLY to the epilogues: Miscarriage, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, OC-centric domestic abuse, Pet death (old age)Summary: Will knows he sleepwalks, that his body does things without the presence of his conscious mind. He dreads that he will snuff the life from someone while his body drifts on auto-pilot.He never expected that he would do the exact opposite of taking a life.From this prompt on the Hannibal Kink Meme: So there's a kind of sleepwalking called "sleep sex" wherein the sleepwalker has sex with people while asleep and doesn't remember it in the morning. Will is one such sleepwalker, and of course he doesn't know it. He starts staying with Hannibal at some point (house fire? Renovations? Hannibal's just that persuasive?) and starts having sleep sex with Hannibal almost every night. Hannibal either knows or doesn't that Will's asleep. This continues for some time until either Hannibal tries to have sex with him awake or something happens to make Will realize he's been having sex without knowing it (maybe a pregnancy? *hint hint*). Ending up to writer!Language: English Words: 107,500 Chapters: 13/13

#asks #replies #hannibal #hannigram

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dandelionpath · 4 years

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ONE MEME READING PLZ I LOVE YOU

OH HECK THE STONE BREAKER IS IN THE HOUSE!!! I LOVE U TOO!!!!! 💙💗💙

for you, i just asked my cards for anything you might need to know or hear at the moment!! i also whispered an extra "be kind" to them just in case LOL 💙 Also Loki popped in, but I told him he’s either here to help or get out LMFAO, but I do think he chose this tarot card for you!

For you, I pulled "The World - Reversed"! This card talks about a few things, but the thing that the card is most loudly saying to me is that delays are in your future, but not the bad kind necessarily. It feels like it’s more saying... “REST, PLEASE REST,” which I can wholly agree with LMAO! There’s also an overall message of seeking personal closure, which I suppose will come with time. It feels very gentle and just like it’s saying that it’s time to rest and that healing will come with time, but to be patient with the process.

The goose keeps grabbing my mouse A LOT and not bringing a meme onto the screen smh…. Please Mr. Goose, I just need a meme ;u; I swear this is Loki’s doing, which honestly... yea that makes sense LMAO

Okay here’s the meme/reaction image that’s he finally brought:

bro I dont even know how to interpret this except Lokes saying “gottem” so.... idk maybe you’ll be able to make something of it LMFAO

EDIT:

me: hmmm yea idk i cant hear anything

me: doesnt open up my GODDAMN EARS

anyways once i actually realized i have to LISTEN to HEAR ANYTHING, the meme says that "everything is going to be okay, so keep ur head held up high!! everything is going to be BIG OKAY" GEDDIT?? GET IT??? 🙄🙄 it really do be like that huh!

#comets readings #comets meme readings

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onepunchmiss · 5 years

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OPM s2 e9 Live Blog

“The Troubles of the Strong”

GOSH DANG 2 HOUR COMMUTES FROM WORK I woke up at 4am just to get to work early specifically so I could leave early I could watch this episode sooner because THIS IS THE EPISODE IVE BEEN WAITING FOR FOREVER OK Ive just been vibrating at my desk all day fluctuating somewhere between ‘awerstdyfcvgbjhkn’ and ‘SADFVYNTBGVRFCE’ IM NOT mentally or emotionally prepared so WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY IMMA WATCHHHH

as always I’m watching from the perspective of someone who is up to date on the Web comic and Manga

“I know that head” *Immediatley cuts to opening theme* I SCREAM i wasnt expecting that nor am I prepared to see Zombieman not even the same 2 pictures of him that ive seen all season help my stomach is in knots and i cannot

asdfghjkl I can tell already this live blog is gonna be SOOOOO BIAS just cause IM WAITING for THE THING annd the rest is great and all but I CANT FOCUS ON ANYTHING Im really not gonna do the episode over all justice im sorry sdfghjk

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CALLED IT IT WAS SONIC THE DOODLE WAS SONIC i was holding my breath cause I knew there was a VERY SLIM CHANCE it would be Z but i felt it in my gut It would be sonic uhg phew ok not dead yet

lol Bakuzan stopping mid boast and just screaming dude you should’ve known then and there to quit oh my god the music is SO excessive right now I’m very distracted it better be part of the gag… or not ok

Saitama just casually explaining stuff I love him so much sweetheart,,, pft “I was bored”, honestly I just appreciate how anime captures the beats every time Saitama delivers a line like that, we expect it but it never fails to make me cackle. Also, “that kind of strength should be illegal” he says to SAITAMA yeah ok

OH!!!! GENOS BB stop getting obliterated please Dr. Kuseno is old what are you going to do when you can’t rely on him for repairs and EYYY Shout out to Atomic, Tatumaki, Flash, and King for the cameos. Genos, are you really underestimating your Sensei like that?? Are you the real genos?????

OH MY GOD DID THEY JUST GIVE SUIRYU A SAITAMA FACE WHAT IS THIS CURSED IMAGE

ok in all seriousness Suiryu’s voice actor is killin it like I legit feel bad for they guy getting dragged by Saitama, U hav my respect Suiryu I still might not like you all that much but damn u makin me feel that character development

THIS IS SUCH A CUTE FACE

guys I love saitama so much be still my heart it hurts ;-; this scene chouldne be as heart warming as it is right now hhhhhhhhhhh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PRISONER PRISONER FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSDGFSDGS I FORGOT U WERE GONNA SHOW UP I HAVE AN ODD LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CHARACTER BUT GD ARE YOU ENTERTAINING AS HELL HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYOU BIG HAPPY IDIOT IM SCREAMING IM SO CONCERNED OH MY GOD THEY SHOWED THE BUTT RINGING I FEEL SO CONFLICTED AM I EXCITED?? SCARED?? PROBABLY BOTH

ok ok ok ok ok ok ok so now that the tournament is officially over I know theres still a lot to cover this ep before Z???? BUT my bloodpressure WILL NOT CALM DOWN cause WHAT IF they do thingS OUT of ORDER IM ON HIGH ALERT HIGH ALERT WHAT IF I DIE

OH HI KING HELP IM HAVING ANXIETY YOU KNOW HOW THAT BE RIGHT MY DUDE aw omg how are they both so cute looking right now??? WAIT also that was a smooth transition from Saitama Face™ to serious face woah ?? You know, with all that talk I wonder what the end game is for Saitama? Like, will the series end seriously or on a joke? He gonna find a real challenge or will it somehow be another one-punch? I am completely undecided tbh…

...i wanted king to finish saying “daze” so badly right thereu said yare yare plz give me the meme plz Ok the way Saitama keeps saying ‘Kinggu’ is weirding me out also ng is great and this is very nicely drawn

...plussireaditinamanga… PFFFTTT the VOICE ACTING-- King is such a good friend for Saitama really thank goodness for him ASDFGHJKL THE WHOLE REST OF THE EXCHANGE IS SO GOOD ‘OK JERKOFF’ im d y i n g

I MISSED YOU PLZ COME BACK TO THE REGULARLY SCHEDULED BEING A LIL SHIT PLZ UR BEAUTIFUL also the king movements on the bike looked pretty neato

OK Honestly though why does no one know what the Hero Hunter is supposed to look like?? How is that not common knowledge among heroes by now?????

SCREECHING IM SCREECHING THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THIS EPISODE (i hope???? its running kinda late and I’m worried???????) THE NINJAS THE NINJA DUO ITS THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM theyre so pretty i cri ????

OK MONSTER WIND LOOKS REALLY COOL I DIG I DIGGGG also I REALY dig the ominous music and as this scene is nearing its end MY HEART IS POUNDING HELP

MARSHALL GORILLA IM HYPERVENTILATING AND SCREAMING AND MY PALMS ARE SWEATING ARM SPAGHETTI HELP MY EYES ARE WATERING TOO

my hands are shaking as im typing and i cant stop laughing nervously and my through is dry this is NOT NORMAL typing is hard im afraid to push play im afraid

its been 5 minutes i cant push play i cant

I MADE A MISTAKE THEY DIDNT SHOW THE OTHER HEROES FIRST HES ON MY SCREEN I CANT STOP MY LEGS SHAKING I BREATHE

tfw ive been just mumbling oh my god oh my god nope nope nope for 10 minutes help help help nope

hes on my screen but i cant push play i cant open the tab i cant

everything is so much easier if i didnt FEEL but I have FEELINGS \

I cant even look at him i cant hes too perfect help

30 minutes i can breathe but like shaking ???? ???

ok it only took 45 minutes alright ok ok ok open the tab and PUSH the BUTTON

I lied it took an hour i still cant look at the screen im gonna die this man will be the death of me I CANT GO 2 SECONDS WITHOUT PAUSING AND SCREAMING WHY CAN I REREAD THE CHAPTER OVER AND OVER BUT CANT LISTEN TO HIM FOR 2 SECONDS WHY

OK im gonna start counting how many times I’ve paused from now on its been AT LEAST 8 so lets start there.

11 long pause his voice im crying his face

13 just look at him I cant my stomach

14 “DRAT” help me

15 i keep switching tabs but cant push play again oh no

18 I just noticed he definitely has eyebrows here asdfghjkl

NO COME BACK TORTURE ME SOME MORE WITH YOUR PERFECT GENERAL PRESENCE that was the most exhausting 1.5 hours asdfghjkl what if they dont make a season 3 what if I never see him in motion again what if i just die

OH MY GOD DRIVE KNIGHT MY MYSTERIOUS SON THANK YOU I CAN BREATHE DISTRACT ME PLZ

WAIT

DESTROCHLORIDIUM I CANT HANDLE THIS EPISODE I JUST REALLY CANT I JUST AND THE HEKKIN CAPTION HE GOT A BAD CASE OF THE RUNS AND OMFG MY FAVORITE GAROU MOMENT FROM THE MANGA THUS FAR NEXT WEEK I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i… no recap this week. i think my feelings on the ep are obvious. Thanks for reading and somehow managing to get this far? I appreciate yall so much really. Thank you for following me being nuts as I am. I seriously mean it. I’ll see yall next week with the next with the next episode!

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ducknotinarow · 2 years

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Let's talk about romance! Muse questions: All of them. I would like you to answer all the romance meme questions for Richy Roo plz uwu

| Lets talk about romance Since you asked I decided to make this double fun you get two Richy's uwu main first and the childhood friend au were obessed with XD mostly because I feel these will differ for obvious reasons uwu Richard = main verse young!Richard = Au verse

only if a difference will apply if nothing to state a difference that just means the answer works both ways uwu or it just dosen’t appy for the au verse Richard

----- 💗 - How long does it take your muse to fall in love?

Richard: Not fast that's for sure due to hestations when it comes to love. but still can early one once he's seen someone for who they really are. Like Bailey, he fell for them after spending a whole day with the rooster when it was just the two of them alone all day long. Getting to just lounge with them and talk actually talk and he saw he loved being around them not just cause of the friends with benefits but because he was falling for Bailey. Young!Richard: I feel Richard as a kid crushed on Bailey early and loved him before really knew what love was simply because he and Bailey are soulmates and getting to meet him and know him for so long he fell fast for Bailey. No reason for his hesitations to hold him back and well being a kid.

💐 - What small things go a long way for your muse? What small favors can someone do to get on their good side?

Richard: Kindness, investment in him as a person, care about his well-being. Sometimes as small as doing something for him is enough as a favor for Richard like putting his glasses on or taking them off for him or cleaning them for him. Or just doing something along those lines for him, helping him take his coat off, covering him with something when he'd dozed off, It's very small but it gets to him.

💝 - What's their love language?

Richard: Words of affirmation. Richard grew up in a home where he was often pressured to live up to a certain standard and if he could reach that then any praise to him was denied. So Richard lives for unsolicited compliments and hearing 'i love you' and the reasons behind it. Young!Richard: The same but as a kid since he is getting those words I feel since Bailey dots on Richard all the time I feel quality time is another. Since his boyfriend live so far away anytime they get together is preferred even if they aren't doing anything.

🍨 - What are expectations your muse has had about love that either was false or impossible to live up to?

Richard: That is was a trap and a lie and not for him. That Richard wasn't meant to be in a relationship they just weren't for him. People don't just love for nothing everything has a price even love. That wasn't true but it took meeting someone with so much love in them they even had a birthmark in the shape of one on thier hip uwu. young!Richard: To be the perfect boyfriend, overdoing many things to impress Bailey I feel when he doesn't have to do that. Since Richard parents make being perfect seen how he is just meant to be so even for that he needs to be. When he doesn't have to he just needs to be sincere in his actions with his boyfriend.

💘 - What traits personality-wise are attractive to your muse?

Optimism: Richard can be cynical and negative so it helps to have a different outlook from his partner

Loyalty: Richard's delt with fake friends and betrayal so seeing someone is trust worthy? big attraction point.

Confidence: Richard has a massive ego so much so he finds that others with an ego are up his ally, just they cant have one as big or bigger than his.

Honest: Which is funny since Richard in a sense is a lair by omission

adventurous: He's not so much him self so he needs someone who can give him that nudge to todo so.

🍓 - Do dates matter to them? Do they often put a big focus on anniversaries, partners birthdays, Valentines day etc?

Richard: Oh big time. Dates he is never late for anniversaries, Baileys birthday and even Valentines day those days he never forgets and makes sure to always have something to gift to them on the day and of course they always tend to plan special things to do together...even if that means glitter tits for the birthday brat XD

doesn't matter that Bailey and him always gift to each other or go out on a date just todo so. These days always have to be more special. Young!richard: Even if they cant manage to be together to visit each other he finds way to do something for Bailey normally ordering a gift to arrive the day of or surprising them with an unknown visit and taking them out where ever they wish.

🌸 - What's their idea of a perfect date?

Richard: Richard's kind of simple A meal made by him for stay at a home date or out to eat. And doing something after maybe seeing a movie or going somewhere for dessert/coffee for him. They can go Dancing or in the living room. Or getting a private concert from Bailey it's okay if they sing too hell swoon uwu he'll even take not dates as a date like going to the store together and the of course getting some intimate time in there of course cause man can't his hands to himself uwu

Young!Richard: going off and spending hours with Bailey like going to a state fair, going to the mall, staying around at one of thier places watching tv together, or listening to music. Listening to Bailey play thier music for him, Richard drawing for Bailey pretty much anything that lets them make up for the time apart ;3; he a soft boy.

💖 - What traits does your muse find physically attractive?

Eyes, smile, face overall not in a shallow meaning he just likes people who are very expressive. Which applies to the other two.

He likes chests as well, gotta have some to grope, butts obviously and he's a thigh guy uwu

❤ - What's something you feel like your muse needs to work on for a relationship to happen or for a relationship to be healthy? Do you think that's possible? Or is it something that'll likely never happen? You know what this is. RICHARD 👏 NEEDS 👏TO👏 LEARN👏 TO 👏OPEN👏 UP I feel he's done some small steps though the biggest was him near enough being an awful husband to Bailey, to him at least he was being one. But he did open up. though forced himself like when he answered Bailey once that 'no' he wasn't okay after having one of his nightmares. A bit of force on his end to break his usual habit/ But then there was when he confessed to Bailey he worries about not doing enough for Bailey and Buddy. I feel Richard will keep getting better at this he may still have his usual response of not saying anything but I also feel hell get to a place where when he does need to he will when he's ready. As Richard has managed to open up about the things with Zane, his parents, Vlad, and just with himself his worries his anxiety.

He has grown closer to Bailey he trusts Bailey so much and sees that Bailey makes him feel safe and that it's okay that he does need that himself. Sure he's the big quiet string guy but sometimes the big quite strong guys want to be held by his soft af boyfriend and listen to thier trills and clucks ;3;

young!richard: also will need to do this which he did since Zane dying was what made it come out. Bailey only knew what he saw on the outside the perfect Evans family. Till Zane died and Richard ended up unbottling a lot of things. It'll like be just as bad as Richard can be he drowns in his feelings after all but not as bad as the main verse.

💞 - Would your muse ever be opened to a polyamorous or open relationship?

hmm no I really can't see Richard any version or verse being interested in a poly or open relationship I mean I know at one point they were but as we have developed them together? He prefers one partner only. (unless he it's multiple Baileys XD)

❣ - Are they secretive about their romantic relationships or do they not stop talking about it?

hell no XD

Richard: He always finds a way to mention Bailey either by referring to things he does as an action 'pulling a bailey' or simply just bringing them up, he always has his husband on his mind if anyone tries to hit on him and bailey isn't around? he's flashing his wedding band off and making it clear they have no chance XD Bailey has a special little space n his mind uwu. He even has drinks named after the rooster and I imagine any time Sinsations makes a magazine cover (thats not molding outfits that is more for the success of the bussniess) Richard has it frame and in the café. I also like to Think richard has a protait of Bailey he painted himself hung up as well. So no it well know he is taken uwu young!richard: Soon as the two of them go together he told Zane, Zane thought they were dating the whole time u_u. And mentions him often at school, when the topic comes up. Or something about the city Richard would be all "I've been there my boyfriend and I-" stuff like that. course no one thought he was telling the truth till Bailey showed up to ask them to his prom uwu they they saw top student Richard get all blushy cause of them uwu

🌹 - If asked to define love what would your muse say?

Love is having patience for someone when you aren't patient for anything else. Love is showering affection and words of praise just because you want to. Love is showing kindness and putting good out into the world after being hurt by it. It's having the courage to love when you were hurt by it. It's smiling so brightly not even the sun can match it, it's bringing color into someone's once monochrome life. It's open and honest and forgiving. It's welcoming, has no limits and holds nothing to be exchanged other than simply wanting to love you back.

🎀 - Do they aim to impress their partner often? If they do, how so?

Yes always, in whatever way he can. His cooking skills since Bailey loves food for one. His drinks Baileys forced him to be creative since they don't like coffee. His art cause well he likes how Bailey loves it. Even any small displays of his strength he works for those muscles gotta impress the bae with them uwu Young!richard: would be similar I feel he doubles down on the smarts bit though since his parents make him stress studying so much as being the only real worth he has as well.

💓 - What are some signs your muse has fallen for someone?

Richard: Nicknames or other terms of endearment are being used. Richard was calling Bailey Pollito long before they started to date. Showing care towards thier well-being. Bailey's lack of care for himself led to his accident when w Richard got mad at him in the hospital. To Naggying and make sure they eat and sleep. I like to think at thier start Richard often used thier dates as ways to make sure Bailey was eating and sleep XD Cooking for Bailey and staying the night with them since they would stay and sleep if Richard was there. Richard making time for them basically for someone who thinks of work first that's how you know. young!richard: Similar to the top but as a kid, i feel he was far more attentive. Like when bailey and his family visited I feel Richard would stop what he was doing to greet Bailey. Let them stick around him and be good little host asking if they needed anything. If staying the night I can see a little richy making sure Bailey's bed had extra pillows and blankets himself. Always show clear excitement when hearing Bailey would be coming over or they would be paying a visit to them.

🌵 - How toxic would a relationship be with your muse? Would it be able to be fixed?

hmm I wanna say there wouldn't be a chance but I guess with his ego and inability speak up and his arrogance could maybe go into a toxic place? this is me thinking in an extremely of fully shutting Bailey out on an emotional level and cutting that bit of intimacy there. Im hopeful cause yes Richard's already opening up and taking small steps so I feel he could if this ever happened ;3;

💔 - Their first heartbreak? See I could say his first relationship as a teen but I wouldn't call that a real heartbreak for him at least Of course there is Vlad but once more I argue this point simply for the nature of that relationship and Richard had fallen out love with Vlad before they broke up his hurt was more from emotional abuse by Vlad. Then when was it hm? who broke Richard heart? the first time really?

Bailey. Bailey broke his heart. Bailey and Richard loved each other for so long they didn’t see it at first for a time but both slowly came to notice it but stuck around the other because it was better to keep those feelings inside than never seeing each other but Bailey couldn’t he said he loved Richard on accident. But he still said it and it shocked Richard to hear it and to know they did feel the same way he was happy for a few second before seeing Bailey run after saying it, Things just clicked and made so much sense why Bailey was always bugging him why they seemed to enjoy being around him just everything the nicknames and all that the need to kiss him and hug him to hold on and cling to him it all made sense. But what didn’t was Bailey running away, from him. Course later Richard would learn it wasn’t him it was love it’s self Bailey was running from. Richard sulked and threw a pity party but was waiting for them to come back thinking despite what Bailey said they couldn’t love him and that why they ran away. But Richard also relieazed Bailey didn’t know he loved them back so he chased after Bailey to tell them he didn’t care he felt Bailey should know.

It still broke his heart to see Bailey run away from him.

🌺 - Would they be willing to change any part of them for a partner? If not how far would they be willing to go

hmm yes in trying to be better, Richard is closed off to others so changing to before open would be the change he would make, And trying to be more adventurous himself

💮 - Is your muse the possessive or super jealous type?

Richard doesn't really see a reason to be jealous when it comes to Bailey because well he trusts them and is very secure in thier relationship. I mean to be fair how can he think otherwise when Bailey drools over Richard despite seeing him all the time? He is a bit possessive not in a toxic way least I hope not but what can be seen as jealous is more possessive. Some people just don't care if someone is taken or read cues enough to tell thier advances aren't wanted. In other words only when someone is openly hitting on Bailey either unware he's taken or not caring then Richard gets possessive XD Young!Richard: I feel is far more likely to feel jealous at times since t he's just a kid. but its more out of annoyance like dramatic kid being but hurt someone filtered with his boyfriend.

💟 - Was there ever a time when they had fallen out of love? What was their reaction to it? How did they handle it?

Richard fell out of love with Vlad. For good reasons but it left Richard wondering if the whole thing was worth it in the end. If all the hurt was worth it especially after being betrayed by Vlad after wondering if somewhere down the lane he messed and cause the break up to happen. It left Richard with some emotional scares.

🥰 - Is your muse good at telling when others have feelings for them?

HA!

💌 - How would they confess to their love interest? Would they wait on a confession?

Richard tends to wait for a confession with Vlad he had a crush but said nothing till Vlad said they liked him him did he admit it back. With Bailey he didn’t say he loved them till Bailey admited to it first. Since he has the bad habit of keeping things bottled up that would impact confessions. Young!richard: We talked about them having thier first kiss and then after being all oh he liked me so in that case it was at the same time but as for admitting loving each other who knows XD

🖤 - What's something that will instantly make them dismiss someone as a romantic partner

fuuny as this will be has no sense of humor, no attraction, Poor personal grooming, Cruel/violent nature, excessively timid, lacks ethics and morals, bad kisser.

🌷 - Are they ever been scared/are scared to fall in love?

yes u_u A string of bad romances and then Vlad just hurting him left him scared of trying it. Love is scary because it means letting someone in and Richard isn’t good about that he tried to let Vlad in though and well Vlads why he struggles with it now.

💄 - Is there a past relationship your muse wishes they could have changed?

Outside wishing to go back and make is so he stayed in connect with Bailey? no. There really isn’t one he would change because in the end he was going to meet Bailey even if it met going through all the pain again he would meet Bailey.

🥀 - Do they handle breakups well? eh sort of he just sulks for awhile and gets extra moody but eventually he’s back to his usual self. If bailey and he ever had a break up though that would just wreck him uwu

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