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yeyq · 2 years

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OUR PATIENCE HAS BEEN REWARDED

WAYNE FAMILY ADVENTURES SEASON 2 BABYYYYYYYYY

AND WE'RE STARTING OFF WITH ALFRED OBLITERATING THE BATS

LET'S GOOOOO

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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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Prompt 116

Give Battinson robins but it’s DCxDP style with ghosts.

His kids are… technically not from his world and technically not alive either, but that doesn’t stop him from adopting them. Even if he wasn’t aware of them being literal ghosts for the first few hours of encountering them.

How did they get here? Well, you see, sometimes child ghosts will run into each other, and they’ll form their own little friend groups. Or family groups. Especially if they lack a guardian. Who would tell them not to mess with natural portals.

Or to kidnap a phantom to play with them, but hey he’s enjoying himself too and has a puppy! The bestest boy!

Bruce was not prepared for some sort of energy-thing to open and spit out a good half a dozen children. Nor was he prepared for these children to all have powers, or for another child (thankfully a teen) to fall into the cave a few weeks later.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #battinson #prompts #Dick died alongside his parents when the line snapped #Barbara died to the mob when her father refused to be bribed #Jason died out in the cold on the streets after surviving for a year #Cass died after escaping her father- training for killing doesn’t always translate to training for survival #Tim died from neglect alone in his parents’ home while it was covered up #Steph died before her mother tried to get help with her addictions #Duke died from an attack in the narrows #Damian died from a ‘trainer’ who wanted revenge against Talia & Ras #Danny was searching for his ghost friends with Cujo's help but tripped #It all worked out though #Bruce sobbing to Alfred: Why are there so many hurt children #Bruce grabbing all of them including Danny: My children now #He gets horrifyingly good at picking up stealth what with his kids being literal ghosts #Gets a bit of a mom sense for whenever they're doing something they shouldn't #Some idiot: I shall kill the Robins!#Batman:#Y'know what the robins deserve star cores #with big bro space core danny #god can you imagine if battinson became liminal lol

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sirhinkjinks · 1 year

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aw, bats!

#dc #batfam #bruce wayne #barbara gordon #dick grayson #cassandra cain #jason todd #stephanie brown #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne al ghul #titus #my boy #alfred pennyworth #why is it so hard to list everyone #anyway dick jason and stephs hair has got to be like top ten i can never decide how to draw your hair #maybe bruce too #cass and tim. so good so easy #dennis doodles

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pteropodidaes · 10 months

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recently started reading batgirl 2000 and i am having the time of my life. like yes cassandra stop that guy's heart for 3 seconds because he shot and killed his friend! punch lady shiva with the arm she broke like an hour ago and steal her pearl bracelet, we love to win!! slowly relearn how to fight over the course of 10 years? ❌️ relearn how to fight fast and live for one year ✅️ secret identity? what secret identity barbara we only care about PATROL ‼️‼️‼️

i have only scraped at the surface of this girl's insanity and i'm only at issue 17. i haven't even talked about the shit babs and bruce get up to. everyone should read batgirl 2000

as a closing note take an alfred. not usually a huge fan of his but he was so fucking funny in these panels

#alfred pulled out his inner 🤨#he has raised too many damn children to not know them #btw bruce's insanity is highlighted sm in this one plot point #like babs is encouraging cass to maintain a secret identity so she can have a normal civilian life #and bruce is like “she legally doesn't exist why bother”#like you can tell if bruce wayne wasn't famous there would be only batman no bruce #honestly it deserves its own essay #also the batshapes are so skrunkly in this run #dc #dcu #batman #batgirl #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #oracle #alfred pennyworth

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breadandblankets · 5 days

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here's something no one asked for: bats fallout 4 au

cass: made as an institute courser and the best of the best with a perfect clear record until she was ordered to execute a traitor and she bounced, she drifts for years anywhere and everywhere, eventually ending up in goodneighbor and through Coincidences into the office of one Barbara Gordon

babs: a doctor in goodneighbor specializing in human/machine interface and neurobiology, aka railroad agent oracle she and her partner Dinah run the memory den, part therapeutic establishment part front for synth liberation activities Babs helps deprogram synths and let them lead normal lives

Jason: he was taken into bruce's vault after his parents died, he was born human but turned into a ghoul thanks to a near death experience and a radiation bath, by the time we meet him, he's a drifter blown into goodneighbor hiring out his services as a merc, steadily moving in organized crime through some maneuvering

duke: a psyker (kinda like the forecaster if you played NV), he has the ability to see into the future if he concentrates, however it leaves him with huge migraines, his parents went missing after a raider attack and he joins the minutemen (honestly what is more MM than WAR) to try and find them

steph: both she and her mom are prewar ghouls (all of the cluemaster stuff still happens but he doesn't survive the bombs in jail), they used to live in diamond city until all the ghouls got kicked out, they lived in goodneighbor for a time, with steph working at the local clinic, run by leslie, eventually they both moved north to the slog (a settlement run by ghouls in an old swimming pool) when crystal wanted to get clean, steph works there as basically the town doctor

tim: (spoilers for a ten year old game but:) kinda like synth shaun he is a permanently stuck at the age of like ten, still a tech genius but like.... litol (did I say this just cause I thought it was funny.... yes)

alfred: a fuckin mr handy

bruce: vault dweller that imprinted on said mr handy like a duckling after his parents died

dick: you can literally keep his backstory intact and he makes perfect sense, haley circus is just from new vegas, after his parents murder he joined up with lyons pride and moved east with the brotherhood of steel, when the new elder rose to power after the lyons' death dick started to see the writing on the wall of fascism and jumped ship leaving that life behind, joining up with duke's new and improved MM to protect people from people he swore brotherhood to

damian: obv still bruce and talia's kid, talia is a pre war scientist and businesswoman, keeping herself and her half siblings alive and young as long as they keep their father and his weird artifact locked up. damian grows up in the closest thing to pre war luxury the post apocalypse has to offer. Eventually he wants to go out and see the world, meet his dad, write a guide to wasteland fauna. talia hires jason to guard him so he stops trying to rush down feral ghouls with a sword.

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bibatfamdisaster · 11 months

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Family photo shoot:

What do mean ‘Fancier’. THIS JACKET DOESN’T EVEN HAVE BLOOD ON IT

Tim there is a coffee stain on your shirt. Please go change it.

DAMIAN JERRY THE TURKEY CAMNOT BE IN THIS PHOTOGRAPH

HE IS MORE MY FAMILY THAN DRAKE IS

Dick if you tear your tuxedo on the chandeli-

*Crash*

Cassandra, Damian, you both look wonderful. STEPHANIE DO NOT COME HERE WITH THAT- NO

WE NEED THE WORLD TO BELIEVE THAT WE ARE A FUNCTIONAL FAMILY PLEASE AT LEAST PRETEND

The photographer: 0_0

After:

Tim you look like a constipated horse

Do not insult horses that way Todd

ALFRED

Dammit Cass you look like a Model

BRUCE ARE YOU ON DRUGS

No that insane look is the STRESS I get from all of YOU

WHO DREW A MUSTACHE ON ME HOW LONG HAD IT BEEN THERE

Take it again I blinked

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butthisismorefun · 2 years

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*Bruce trying to take his children on a nice vacation to the Wayne’s ski lodge, but they can’t get over the bedroom assignments*

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Bruce, handing Jason a room key: You and Dick.

Jason: I wanted to room with Alfred.

Bruce: Alfred’s not coming

Jason: You didn't invite Alfred?!

Bruce: Of course he's invited, but he hates skiing.

Tim: Bruce paid for him to vacation in Jamaica

Jason: Why was that not an option for the rest of us??

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Bruce, handing a room key to Cass, Barbara, and Steph: Girls.

Dick: Wait I can’t room with Babs?

Bruce: No.

Dick: Why not?

Bruce: Because there's only 4 rooms. We're not shoving all the other boys into one room.

Duke, holding his hand out for a key, not wanting to cause any issues: So me, Tim, and Damian?

Damian: I am not rooming with Drake.

Bruce: Yes you are.

Damian: If I must share, I will be with Richard.

Tim (to Bruce): Wait three of us have to be in one room and you get your own?

Jason: Tim, did you want to have to share a room with Batman?

Tim: No, make Dick do it. I'll go with you to get away from the demon brat. Everyone's happy.

Jason: I'm not. I thought Alfred was coming.

Bruce: The room with three of you is bigger. Can we please move on?

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*Duke shows up at Dick and Jason's door in the middle of the night, terrified to be caught in Tim and Damian’s crossfire*

Duke: I'm not staying in a room with them for four more nights.

Dick: You can stay in here.

Jason (to Dick): You’re gonna put 3 people in the smaller bedroom and leave Tim and Damian unsupervised?

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*Dick, in the middle of the night, entering the room to find Tim and Damian pretending to be asleep (They thought Duke went to get Bruce).*

Dick: Tim, get up. We're switching rooms.

Tim, no longer pretending to be asleep, throwing the covers off him: Thank God.

#I love room sharing shenanigans #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #duke Thomas #tim drake #Damian Wayne #Bruce Wayne #Barbara Gordon #dickbabs #Cassandra cain #stephanie brown #mine #so if it's not clear the final room assignments are #Bruce #Barbara cass and Steph #jason and tim #dick duke and Damian

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randombatcharts · 1 year

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What instruments I think the Batfamily would play

Dick-He would either play saxophone or flute. I see him as the type of person to bust out a sax and play careless whisper, or choose a flute thinking it would be fun to play.

Babs-I think she would play clarinet. I might be biased due to other redheads I know playing it, but it seems right.

Jason- I see him playing trumpet. He just seems very trumpet player-ey.

Tim- Trombone no question. Half the trombone players I know are super chill and witty, and I can see him getting one of the others to slam an oven if he wanted to play the “when dad’s not home”

Steph- She would play the oboe or tuba, starting out as a joke, and then get really invested in it.

Cass- I see her playing the flute, because it is a lighter instrument. It kind of will sometimes remind me of ballet, and think it would fit her.

Damian- I want to say he would play euphonium, due to it sounding really pretty and seem elegant and being a low brass instrument, and can sound very light. It is also used commonly in melody with slow pieces or marches. (I just wanted to say someone would play this, because I love how it sounds. Holding a marching baritone sucks though 0/10 recommend)

Duke- percussion. Although he is seen as the calm member, he started a gang, and U think he would rock the drums.

I did not want to add Bruce or Alfred, because I feel like they would play string instruments, and also did not want to justify. Not all of them fit the best, and explanations are a bit weird, but I stand by my choices at least for Tim and Jay. Did not know what Duke would be, and thought it would work. I thought about this when I was watching a band rehearsal, and although I love playing, they can get a bit boring to watch, and started thinking about what they would play in a concert band type setting. I would love to hear what others think their instruments would be. Thanks!

#batfamily #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #babs gordon #barbara gordon #duke thomas #damian wayne #damian al ghul #cass cain #cassandra cain #steph brown #I got bored again #was too lazy to think about bruce and alfred so I didn’t

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nonaonann · 1 year

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The Bats & Birds and Their Favorite Ice-creams + Reasonings:

Alfred: Moose Tracks (People who say his favorite would be plain vanilla/vanilla bean are my mortal enemies. Idc if they're comic writers or whatever, Alfred is so not that guy. Moose tracks, for those who don't know, has a vanilla ice-cream base, with fudge swirls, and chocolate covered peanut butter cups. It's something fun for him, but not too "wild" if you know what I mean.)

Bruce: Rocky Road (Idk man...vibes? I hate the almonds in it but I feel like he likes almonds, like a lot? <- Random hc that is. Plus, whenever any of the others try to say, "Rocky Road? The nuts are gross, why??" Bruce can just add on, "And there's marshmallows.")

Kate: Strawberry Cheescake (This one is just a lot of association at play. Red is her accent? color and also just, her color, and pink is adjacent to red, and Kate seems like such a cheesecake elitist, sorry Kate Kane fans, I'm not retracting my truth, still love the woman, but yeah. Cheesecake is good an all, but it's definitely not my favorite thing in the world, sorry cheescake fans.)

Babs: Pistachio (....VIBES. Yeah, that's my reasoning for the most part. Also, it matches her eyes :^) Also, also, it's so fun to imagine her and Dick having these intense arguments and "wars" over "the better green ice-cream". Spoiler: Babs wins every time and she's the one who starts the conflict because for one, she finds it entertaining, two, she despises mint chocolate chip ice-cream, three, she likes drama lol.)

Dick: Mint Chocolate Chip (Specifically the green colored one. It's one of my top 5, plus, it fits his vibe in a way, it's wacky and bright. Also, it seems to be a somewhat widespread hc for him? I've come across a few fics where it is his favorite ice-cream flavor so glad I'm not alone in this. Also, I imagine he mixes together Mint Chocolate Chip, and everyone elses' favorite ice-creams in a bowl when he feels like it. It of course causes disgust, confusion, and chaos. The only ones of the others' ice-creams that are excluded are Pistachio, Vanilla Bean, and Rainbow Sherbert.)

Jason: Gelato (He strikes me as a Gelato over ice-cream guy. He likes to pick fights over it, a fellow seeker of the drama, like Babs lol. If he were to eat ice-cream ice-cream, probably Pistachio like Babs to egg on Dick for it, or Butter Pecan. I love the hc of him having like, Dad/Old man taste and this is my Dad's favorite ice-cream. Also, if anyone tries to egg on him for it, like, "You are such an old man." "Pecans? Those are gross---" he just adds on, "And carmel." I also like him being similar to Bruce in the overarching narrative way, but also in the little ways way.

Carrie: Rainbow Sherbert (IDK MAN IT’S JUST THE VIBE MATCHING IM PICKING UP. It's colorful, a little loud, a little chaotic, a little bit of a niche one, not a lot of people like it, me included, anecdotal evidence and all that jazz.)

Cass: Birthday Cake | Rocky Road | Cotton Candy (I love the hc? that Cass likes a lot of the things Bruce and or Steph like. <- Babs too, but I have a feeling Cass doesn't like Pistachio nuts for some reason? However, she also seems like a Birthday Cake ice-cream sort of gal. It's fun, it's colorful, it's an interesting contrast to her typical colors and Bat persona, and perhaps a little bit more reflective of her actual personality. When she has the time and a craving, she mixes all three ice-creams together, something she picked up from Dick, and it generally grosses out/confuses/and "angers" people. "Angers" meaning people jokingly get mad over it, like how you pick sides for mundane things and playfully, but veering toward seriously, defend it.)

Steph: Cotton Candy (Another of my personal top 5. Specifically the Thrifty brand. Peak childhood memories are of me mixing this ice cream together---its a sort of marbled thing with hot pink and a vibrant blue---to make it purple. We all know Steph's appreciation of the color and I also can just see her liking cotton candy flavored things.)

Tim: Black Cherry (Another of my top 5. Again...it's mostly for the vibes. Also, there's this really good---and I mean really good, a.k.a. it made me sob sob---fic called "cherry trees in your ribs (cherry trees in mine)" by klixxy on Ao3 that's about Tim & Dick talking about the time where Bruce "died" aka was lost in the time stream or whatever it was. It's a Tim-centric fic and the imagery is so beautiful and vivid, the line delivery makes my bones ache, and it, in my opinion, so perfectly encapsulates the relationship of being so incredibly close to a family memeber, only for something to happen that alters everything and causes that closeness, that relationship you loved and cared for, to never be quite the same. I have so much more to say about it, but this post is supposed to be about ice-cream, so if you have the time, read it and form your own opinion.)

Duke: Vanilla Bean (Are you getting tired of the "idk man...vibes match" answer? Well too bad, cuz that's also my reasoning here. Also, I love the idea of anyone bashing Duke for liking Vanilla Bean ice-cream all like, "Vanilla bean?" "That's so boringgg---" only for Duke to just, absolutely demolish them for their ice-cream flavor, no matter what it is. I'm talking, he's giving insults to these people that years down the line they still remember.)

Damian: Neapolitan (Uh...vibes. SORRY. But uh, it probably annoys him to a significant degree when the layering of all the flavors aren't evenly divided. His favorite sections, from most to least, are Strawberry, Chocolate, Vanilla. Damian's also probably a Vanilla Bean > Vanilla kind of person, so he has words about the vanilla ice-cream typically included in Neapolitan. Upon further consideration, maybe he'd like Matcha flavored ice-cream as well.)

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just-an-enby-lemon · 2 years

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Kori: *giving birth* AH!!

Dick: *pretending not to panick* I'm here, sweethearth, everything will be okay.

*dorbell rings* *random man enters*

Randon Man: You called?

Dick: Doctor! Thank god you're here!!

Randon Man: I'm not a doctor?

Tim: ... Mr.Nevel?

Kori: Boys, who is it at the door?

Tim: My photography prof... shit!

Dick: Timbo, what is happening?

Tim: Dickie, big bro, I think I called the wrong coach.

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meebsy342 · 1 year

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Will be writing my Batfamily Wings/Shifter AU soon I am so excited to start writing this series. I am planning out soon. Just writing down some ideas so far XD

Tim - Wood Duck

Jason - Hooded Pitohui

Steph - Brown Shrike

Class - Jackdaw

Dick - Crow disguises his wings as a Magpie when he’s Nightwing

Bruce - Boat-Tailed Grackle or the Brown Long-Eared Bat ( depending on what people want to see Bruce as)

Duke - Yellow Warble

Damian - Shining Green Hummingbird

Alfred - Swan

Barbara - is Human

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azol-otl · 1 year

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I just want a map of Gotham that includes things like what major characters are from where, major landmarks, what the actual neighborhoods are called, and where certain gangs are located. Is that too much to ask?

Oh and for it to be both easily readable and easy to find.

#It is so hard to have a decent mental map of Gotham because either the city changes or it was only mentioned once 30 years ago #Like I know Jason and Selina are from the North Island (Park Row and East End) but sometimes things get mixed up #Tim and Stephanie are from the Middle Island I think and Barbara lived on the South Island #Duke and Bao are from the Narrows I think. Which means they're North Island the same as Central America is technically North America #And Bruce/Alfred/Damian/Cass/Dick/Most of the Rogues are just not from Gotham at all #But do I know where the Rows or Helena are from? No.#Oh and that Montoya is from North Gotham #Please feel free to correct me on if I got any person wrong because then I can just use this post as reference

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hauntingblue · 1 year

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If I was funnier and had the time, I would write a batfam fanfic that would actually be a very bad telenovela where everyone is terrible and dramatic, the worst ships ever thought about happen and they all fight to get bruces inheritance or want to be on WE or something like that. It would be like wfa but with completely opposite vibes

#and you would tell me girl if you want a telenovela read ntt and i would say yeah thats on my list #like imagine the potential #babs is a resentful woman (amargada y despechada) because dick cheated on her with kory after he proposed #tim is thw worst because hes dating steph but of course he cheats with bernard but then kon is his friends to lovers so he cheats again #and like idk jason gets a gf and cass seduces her because she hates his guts #but then cass wants steph after she breaks up with tim but has to choose between true love and vengance (sleeping with jasons gf)#and maybe she chooses both #and alfred is the most two faced son of a bitch you can conceive #bruce is just oblivious to all of this btw #maybe they all get an evil step mother or smth #oh and of course babs and jason would have something!!! what is better than getting with your exs brother lmaoooo #mayne stephanie is next or maybe she gets with kon too idk #talking tag #this is my shameful post of the month feel free to throw tomatoes #and also this would only be funny for me #and it would be in spanish because im not writing all that in english it loses its thing #juan pedro!! no me puedo creer que te hayas acostado con barbara!!! despues de todo lo que ricardo y ella han pasado!!! que pensara alfredo #and you would say to me: isnt everything ooc and slightly problematic and yeah. the true spirit of the telenovela

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galaxymagitech · 2 months

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Jason: Hey, Alfie! Which of us was the least crazy as a kid?

Bruce: Let’s face it. None of us were easy children. I dropped out of college and then dropped off the grid. Dick was a menace—

Jason: Nah, Dick’s the Golden Boy.

Bruce: He wanted to single-handedly hunt down a powerful criminal and thought the entire manor was a trapeze.

Dick: Well, Jason was like the perfect kid.

Bruce: He ran away, died, and started murdering people.

Jason: Fair. But the Replacement’s your perfect little soldier, isn’t he?

Bruce: He stalked me, he says incredibly concerning things with no idea how concerning he sounds, he started YOUNG JUSTICE, I—

Damian: Batgirl III is boring. Surely she was easy to deal with?

Bruce: Are you kidding me? She got pregnant and started a gang war!

Steph: Guilty as charged. But Duke’s the normal one, so—

Bruce: You started a gang war? Duke started a gang!

Damian: I’m the perfect heir.

Bruce: You’re an assassin who is currently attempting to turn my house into a zoo. And you keep trying to murder Tim.

Jason: Eh, we’ve all been there. Except Cass. Cass hasn’t tried to murder anyone.

Bruce: Cass tried to fight Lady Shiva to the death, despite refusing to kill. Cass is not well-adjusted either.

Cass: Barbara is good.

Bruce: No, she keeps hacking the Batcomputer. And she’s dating my son. Honestly I have no idea how I’m still sane.

Alfred: I’m afraid your sanity is very much in question, Master Bruce.

#batman #incorrect batman quotes #dc comics #dc #dcu #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #damian wayne #barbara gordon #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #humor

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oldmannapping · 3 months

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Crack HC, because is there any other kind?

Bruce realises embarrassingly late that his Batkids can’t swim.

Gotham’s beach water is pure chemicals and sewage, and the city’s public school funding doesn’t exactly prioritise teaching kids to swim. Steph, Duke and Jason had never seen a swimming pool before meeting Bruce.

Tim’s parents meant to sign him up for swim lessons after he fell into their indoor fountain when he was three and nearly drowned - it would have been so embarrassing if it happened when they had guests! - but forgot.

So Bruce is like. Oh no my baby-soldiers must learn to swim.

Damian insists that since the League trained him to withstand waterboarding, he’s fine. Bruce pulls a muscle in his cheek from clenching his jaw so hard.

Dick insists that he can swim and manages one impressive mermaid-style undulation before becoming disoriented and slamming into the wall.

Duke covers himself in floaties and clings to a pool noodle for dear life, eschewing dignity because “this isn’t how I die”.

Conversely, Tim sinks like a stone, curls up on the bottom of the pool, and waits for death.

Cass, with the lowest body fat percentage, also sinks but manages to squeeze into one of the drains. She re-emerges six hours later in an estuary in New Jersey.

Steph refuses to let go of the wall by the deep end, scuttling away like a crab when Bruce tries to poke her into the water with a skimmer net.

Jason scoffs at them all and manages a perfect swan dive before flailing and crashing into Steph, causing both of them to panic and use each other as ladders to get out.

Alfred asks Barbara for the security camera footage and makes everyone watch it twice a year to keep their egos in check.

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catpriciousmarjara · 7 months

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Getting a PHD literally anywhere else: Wow! Congratulations! What a great achievement! Amazing!

Getting a PHD in Gotham: Wow! Amazing! You're now on several Government, Civilian, and Bat watchlists.

So if any of the Wayne kids get a PHD, then the entirety of Gotham would be squinting at them suspiciously. They're rich, so resources, and most likely already insane with all the shit they pull.

What I'm saying is if Jason went and got himself a Doctorate in Literature, the whole city would anticipate the appearance of his villainsona called the Dead Poet(emphasis on the dead) or Bookkeeper or something else similarly nerdy and themed like that for sure.

I just know that it would turn into some Gotham inside joke with memes abound, and everytime Jason would, I don't know, give more funding to the neglected Arts Departments in Gotham University, or go to a school for read alongs to encourage kids to read, Gotham social media would go crazy and be like:

"The Dreaded Villain Dead Poet Reads Alice in Wonderland to Children! How Despicable!"

"Villain Dead Poet Lambasts Government on Banning Books! Leads Librarians to Riot!"

"Dead Poet Ramps up his Villainy by Establishing Educational Programmes in Crime Alley! Uplifting the Poor! What a Dastardly Villain!"

"Dead Poet Goes on Live Ranting About his Favourite Books! Favourite Author is Jane Austen! Is this the Feminist Agenda?"

And so on! It's a meme that refuses to go away. His siblings actively participate, and make the situation worse.

Dick held an online Gotham Villains and Anti-Heroes Poll and Dead Poet came out on top, over Red Hood. Jason is an actual Gotham crime boss, but his crowdfunded villainsona is more popular. No he's not salty about it at all.

Duke would create a montage of Dead Poet sightings.

Stephanie would make a Dead Poet meme compilation.

Tim would arrange Wayne Enterprises to donate to local libraries after allegedly being threatened by the heinous villain Dead Poet. (Jason did ask Tim to do that but not like that)

Barbara created an extremely popular Villain Watch account for Dead Poet.

Cass tweeted out Jason's favourite books as the villain Dead Poets reading list telling people to avoid them 'wink wonk', causing a massive uptick in the sale of those books ala Bigolas Dickolas.

Damian of all people tweeted out a pic of Jason playing with Alfred the cat accusing the evil villain Dead Poet of attempting to kidnap his cat.

And thats not to mention all the shenanigans they pull in their batsonas.

God bless Gotham and it's home grown, organic, not even remotely ethically sourced, free range chaos.

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