Dean: I’m bike selectional
Dean: I’m bisectional
Sam: take your time
Dean: men
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Matt Reeves has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Martinez and Bruce.
Martinez, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Joker or Riddler?
Bruce, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger
Martinez: wh E E Z E
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Bi-han: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.
Kuai: let's not forget who pushed me in.
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Rengoku: This fruit salad is fruitier than Tengen! Delicious!
Tengen: What now?
Mitsuri: He said you’re fruity.
Tengen: I am not gay!
Shinobu: Not denying bisexuality, I see.
Tengen: I hate this family, I’m going home to my wives!
Sanemi: Why? So they can bully you too?
Tengen: They do not!
Obanai: Then why does Hinatsuru call you Bi-gen?
Giyu: I’ve heard Makio call you a bottom.
Muichiro: Suma sent a crow. She says you’re bi.
Tengen: …
Tengen: Screw this, I’m becoming a demon.
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listen up freaks, I will enjoy my interpretations of Dracula as a truly monstrous creature representing disease and abuse and terror AND as a cunning, drop-dead gorgeous, bitchy sex god
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Dean: I'm bisexual and confused
Sam: about your sexuality?
Dean: no. I just never know what's going on
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richie: i thought you hated me because i was queer
max: no! your identity is the one thing i respect about you
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*on the phone*
Cas: i’m breaking up-
Dean: i’m pregnant
Cas:
Cas: i meant the call
Dean: right, sorry, i panicked
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*Bi Han finds out Kuai is dating Hanzo*
Bi Han: You fucked my murderer?!
Kuai Liang: What's the big deal? I used a condom
Tomas: Well, your safe sex lecture paid off
Bi Han: Shut the fuck up, Tomas!
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Ozai: If you don’t let me out of this prison, I will release proof that you’re bi.
Zuko holding hands with Sokka: I already came out.
Ozai: If you don’t let me out, I’ll release proof that you’re a lesbian.
Azula showing off her engagement ring that Ty Lee gave her: Already came out.
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bisexual culture is "she's so smart. i want to fuck her" and "he's so dumb. i need to fuck him" coexisting peacefully
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