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angelixxsstuff · 2 years
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Irondad & Spiderson Fic Masterlist Pt 2 🕸🕷🖤
5 Things That Change for Peter After The End of The World by ironspider
and one thing that always remains the same. The specific one I love to read is the one where Peter and MJ prank Tony, funniest shit ever. Lol ♥️
A River To Skate Away On by frostysunflowers
Peter has survived a spider bite, a building falling on him, turning to dust and being a teenager. He can handle anything. Except being forgotten.
Perfectly Parental by Bergan
Peter saves a little bit from drowning, and in the rush of it all, causes a little misunderstanding.
With Kind Regards and A Completely Serious Warning by Jennylarner
When shots are fired at Midtown Tech during the school's fortnightly assembly, Peter knows (or, is reminded by Ned) who he needs to call. Leading to everyone finding out just what Tony and Peter's relationship really looks like.
Downfall by ardett
Peter is being abused. Tony finds out in the worst way possible.
5 Times Peter Parker Pretended To Be Asleep by blondsak
Hearts Are Empty by Jwc
Peter is injected with Tetrodotoxin B.
Somebody Catch Him by wordscorrupt
Peter’s falling, and Tony has to catch him before it’s too late.
Infinite by wanttoread234
After being kidnapped Tony Stark is given the choice between saving Morgan or saving Peter. It's not hard to guess what option Peter encouraged.
A True Hero by stereks_fifth_nipple
Peter gets Tony something for Father's Day. Tony got him something as well... Sort of.
Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
Did We Come Close To Having It All by forthenight
“What’s wrong, Mr Stark? What does it say?”
Tony didn’t respond. He didn’t even twitch. He just stared at the screen in front of him. There was no ransom note under the photo. No ploy or negotiation, it simply stated ‘Pepper’s life for Spider-Man’s.’
All Good Things Fall Apart by forthenight
"I have something of yours"
It took those five words to flip Tony's world upside down, but when he finds Morgan safe at school maybe all isn't as lost as he thought. Maybe.
More Than Okay by Icylightning
Peter cleared his throat "Mr Stark I..."
Tony raised a warning finger "Not. A. Word. Kid"
Peter sealed his lips lightly. Steve noticed this and wrapped an arm around the boy and frowned at his friend "Tony you're scaring him" he said protectively
"Good!"
Bullet Holes In My Spiderman by wolfpuppypiles
Tony shoots Peter, that’s it.
Every Fifteen Minutes by amatterofloyalty
Peter Parker was in a car crash—except... he wasn’t. One forgetful Spider-Kid, one sleepy best friend, and one misleading post on social media all lead to a disastrous turn of events, culminating in the arrival of an unexpected guest at Midtown High.
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madame-ree · 3 years
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Peter, running around in circles on the ceiling, waving his shirt around and screaming at the top of lungs with tears in his eyes:
Tony: PETER OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?? ARE YOU HURT??
Wade: oh he’s fine he’s just happy he finished his final assignment of the semester
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ben Parker & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Dum-E, Peter Parker & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Peter Parker & Tony Stark Characters: Peter Parker, Ben Parker, Dummy (Iron Man movies), Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Tony Stark Additional Tags: he likes to talk, who cares if nobody answers, Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) References, whump warning: fire, ironfam, Irondad, IronDaughter, spiderson Series: Part 12 of Ironfam Summary:
Not everybody Peter enjoys talking to always answers. Doesn't mean that Peter can't talk to them though.
1
“Hi, Uncle Ben”, Peter smiled, somewhat awkwardly. “Happy birthday!” He toyed around with the card he held in his hand. “Unfortunately, they didn't have any 'For the awesome Uncle, who is practically your father' , so I went straight with 'For the world's best Dad'. I mean it's true on any level except genetically. Though I'm not sure how human my genes are any more, so I guess that's even true of my parents... Sorry, I'm digressing.”
Gently, he placed the card just by the bouquet of daisies, Uncle Ben's favourite flowers. They were somewhat wilted, but Aunt May was sure to come by later, and get him a fresh one for his birthday.
“Don't tell Aunt May that I skipped school, though”, he pleaded as he sat himself down, just by the head stone. “She'll ground me from Ned, or Spidermanning, or the Avengers and that's not cool... Oh yeah, that's right, I'm an official Avenger now!”, he beamed proudly, after having made sure that nobody was around to listen in on Peter talking to his Uncle's grave. “I know, it's so cool, right? And woah, you should have seen Aunt May, when she took on Tony Stark, and made very clear that every little thing that'll happen to me, she'll make sure he'll suffer too.” Peter couldn't help but giggle at Tony's grimace. A man who didn't seem to be afraid of anything was seriously scared of Aunt May. Not that Peter could blame him for that; he'd rather go up against the Vulture again, than Aunt May when she was angry with him.
“She's alright. I know I don't have to, because she's like the most badass woman out there, but I'm still looking out for her. And she is doing good.”
There was just this big, burning thing, looming in Peter's mind. “So, this might be a little awkward, but she's seeing someone again. He works for Tony, he's a really good guy, actually. And yeah, it's plenty weird. But Aunt May says, that he's not here to replace you, or anything like that, so I guess that's something...”
Fidgeting nervously with his fingers, Peter looked down on his hands. “I'm not gonna do that, I promise”, he vowed, “I'll never forget you, and I'll always love you and as good of a guy Happy is, you'll always be my Uncle, and you'll always have that place in my heart that nobody ever can have.”
At this point, Peter wasn't sure if he assured Uncle Ben or himself. Him it definitely helped; things were sort of out in the open. It'd be so much easier though, to hear some sort of answer, get some kind of reaction. But that wasn't gonna happen, was it?
2
“What? No!”, Peter groaned and dropped to the ground. “Why, WHY?”
At his outburst, Dum-E wheeled over, looking at Peter with a somewhat tilted head. Not that he really had one, but he definitely seemed to be curious what had Peter so frustrated.
“It's not working Dum-E. Nothing is! So, you see, that thing here is supposed to light up.” He pointed at the robot he built for the science fair.
It was slightly embarrassing, Peter had worked on far more advanced projects in here, mostly with Mr Stark, but also when by himself. “And I can't just ask Mr Stark, it's way to easy.”
Dum-E followed him around the table, curiously inspecting everything Peter explained to him. “So you see, with these cables connected, it should react to my commands! Ugh.” He rolled his eyes at his own idiocy and turned to Dum-E looking at him somewhat dubiously. Great, even the robot thought Peter was an idiot.
“Don't look at me like that”, Peter made clear, pointing at him.
The way Dum-E looked up at him, with his head somewhat tilted to one side, it reminded Peter of a puppy dog, realizing that something was wrong, but not really understanding what it was.
“I'm sorry”, Peter sighed and patted the little head, “I'm just stressed and annoyed and...” He just let out a deep sigh. But, all moping wouldn't help him, so he went back to disassembling the circuitry.
“I know you're not gonna answer”, Peter eventually remarked, “but I think I'm gonna keep on talking to you.”
The beep that came from Dum-E sounded to Peter like the robot consenting to be talked to.
“Great. Alright, so the idea is that the robot can walk and follow a few simple commands. It's not like I'm creating an AI here, so it shouldn't be too complicated. I know, I know”, he hurried to say, when he felt Dum-E looking at him all funnily. “I shouldn't give too much thought to the aesthetics, but it's a damn science fair, so I'll just have to bother with that, even if the rest suffers for it.”
“Beep.”
“Come on”, Peter rolled his eyes, “that was really uncalled for.”
“Beep, beep.”
“Wow, Dum-E, there is no need for name-calling”, Peter shot back, staring the robot down, who eventually dropped his head.
“Beep.”
“Yes, of course you're forgiven.”
“Beep. Beep, beep.”
“Omigod, yes, that's it!”, Peter cried out, leaned over to press a kiss on Dum-E's head, before turning back to his own robot, where – whether by himself or with help from Dum-E – Peter had finally found the mistake.. “Thanks so much, Dum-E, you're a genius!”
3
“You full?”, Peter asked, looking down on the six months old girl, who dejectedly threw the biscuit through the room. “I guess that's a yes”, Peter snorted and repositioned her on his lap.
“So, Morgan, as your honorary older brother, it's my duty to teach you the important things in life”, he explained. “And one of these things I need to introduce you to is Brooklyn Nine Nine.”
Peter didn't even have to ask FRI to play it, Netflix opened automatically on the big TV screen. He was on his umpteenth rewatch, currently somewhere in season 1 again.
“So, that's Jake”, he explained.
“Shdkpf.”
“Yeah, he's pretty smart”, Peter agreed with her. “That's Amy.”
“Giggidgsh.”
“Exactly!”, he grinned, “he's totally into her. But he plays over it, because, well, he's a little awkward.”
“Pfffrm.”
“I'm not awkward!”
“Gskgsk.”
“Oh, that is so unfair of you to bring up”, Peter complained. “And it's totally not the same! I kept on lying to MJ to keep her safe!”
“Mmmhpff.”
“I can't believe that you would say that to me, when we both know what your Dad did for you Mum.” He looked down on Morgan who beamed up with wide eyes. “He got her an oversized stuffed bunny. I got MJ a necklace.”
“Brrrrrrrrm.”
“Thank you, Morgan. But now let's get back here. See, that's Teddy.”
“Pshhhmmm.”
“Mo! I know he's not the greatest, but we don't say words like this! Anyways, he's also into Amy. And she's kinda into him. And Jake doesn't find that so great.”
“Gshkshsga.”
“No, it's nothing like me, MJ and Brad. I don't even know where you'd get that idea. Besides, Brad doesn't even matter any more. And Teddy won't matter for too long, either.”
“Gashmmmm”
“Sorry, spoiler alert”, Peter apologized and tapped his finger on her hand, prompting her to grab it, squeeze and pull on it. “Dude, we can be happy I got superpowers, otherwise that'd probably hurt. Like a lot. You're really fierce, hey?”
“Hmmmmpf.”
“Yeah”, he beamed, “exactly like your Mummy.”
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The first thing Peter realized, was something or someone holding onto his hand, and a soft voice talking to him.
“How often have I told you to call me when things go pear-shaped? I'm a genius and I can't even count how high.”
That sounded a lot like Mr Stark. Why was he holding Peter's hand, and why were his eyes so heavy?
“You really are an absolute pain in my ass, Parker”, Mr Stark continued. “I mean, I'm absolutely impressed by how smart you are, by your innate desire to help people, but do you have to be so damn self-sacrificial? Remember, I got a heart condition and that shit just ain't good for me!”
A calloused thumb gently stroked the back of his hand. “Fuck”, he mumbled, “I guess I should probably tell you how awesomely you did, how you saved all the people from that burning building, but did you have to breathe in that much smoke? You're lucky you got your spider-healing, things could have looked very differently.”
Slowly, things came back to him. KAREN directed him to some office building, where a fire had broke out, trapping a bunch of people on the top floors. Peter didn't even think twice before climbing up the wall to get everybody out.
“And by the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that”, Tony made clear. “Your lovely girlfriend said something along the lines of her going to kill you if you end up dead. And Aunt Hottie... Damnit, I really should stop calling her that, especially in front of you, it's just all shades of wrong... Well, she definitely agrees with Michelle, as does Morgan. In summary, you've got three of the fiercest women on this planet on your ass.”
“That being said, I am still so proud of you. And I really am one lucky son of a bitch to have such an exasperating, snarky, pain-in-the-ass Spiderling in my life. So please, to all that's holy and good in this world, please, just please...” A deep sigh followed, before Mr Stark continued to speak: “Kid, I love you. Which means I worry so damn much. And as good as I look with grey hair, there's no need for you to give me any more of those, you got that?”
“Yeah”, Peter mumbled and squeezed the hand that was holding onto his.
“Wha...” Mr Stark jumped, clearly having thought Peter was asleep. “And how long have you been awake, mister?”
“Long enough”, he sighed, feeling himself already drifting off again. “I love you, too, Mr Stark.”
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night-time-anxi-tea · 4 years
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Pls share some of your favorite fanfics if you're not busy! I've been looking for some new ones😍 (Preferably for marvel or good omens) thank you!
(This ask is in my inbox twice, but I’m going to assume you just meant once)
Anyway, I would love you share some fics! Please note that note of these were written by me, and you should go give the actual author love and support for their hard work! Also, if you have any triggers, please exercise caution as most of these are rather dark.
Avengers stories:
-https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12930511/1/Redemption-for-the-Blue-Hearts
This story is primarily Loki-centric WIP and is an AU to Infinity War (and Endgame) if Loki hadn’t been killed by Thanos at the start. It’s one of the most well written stories I’ve seen, and though there tends to be a lot of time between updates, the wait is absolutely worth it because they’re really long and really good!
-https://archiveofourown.org/works/19822768/chapters/46936423
This is focused on Spiderman: Far from Home, and has an actual multiverse! The idea is that the story that Beck came up with was actually true and he didn’t know, and the Beck from another world shows up who actually lived through this stuff (with some differences, of course). It’s the first in a series, and though the author is on hiatus right now, it’s worth checking out!
-https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10568755/1/Steven-Anthony-Stark
This one is also part of a series, and has some weird time shenanigans that meant that Steve is Tony’s kid, but he got sent back in time and lived his life to become Captain America. The sequel focuses on Loki and the Avengers helping him out after they find out that he was mind-controlled, and the stories after that are mainly focused on Loki, though the Avengers still play a part at times.
-https://archiveofourown.org/works/14949863/chapters/34641497
This is a complete story that focuses on Irondad and Spiderson and has a lot of both angst and fluff. Features neither Tony nor Peter knowing how to talk about feelings, Ross causing problems, Peter not liking the rogue avengers because they hurt Tony, and more.
-https://archiveofourown.org/works/424771/chapters/712253
Completed Loki-centric fic about him living in a little Midgardian town and trying to cope with a lot of trauma. This one gets pretty in-depth with his trauma recovery, so be careful and make sure to take care of yourself!
Good Omens Stories:
-https://archiveofourown.org/works/20612729/chapters/48942788
This is focuses on a sentient bookstore and Bentley, and is really fun to read! Does include some whump to both Crowley and Aziraphale, as well as other angels and demons being pricks.
-https://archiveofourown.org/works/20327785/chapters/48197164
A WIP hurt/comfort story with a bit of whump for both of our boys, with a lot of foul play from the other angels and demons. Also includes Anathema and Newt doing their best to help out. Still being updated fairly regularly, the most recent chapter having come out on the fourth! Not as bad as some of the others, but I’d still suggest caution with this one if you have any triggers.
-https://archiveofourown.org/works/21075632/chapters/50139527
A story focusing on Crowley being Raphael before the fall, and both his past as an angel and him avoiding talking to Aziraphale about it (and eventually actually talking about it). The sequel isn’t finished, but is about Gabriel being kind of a prat but trying to do better because he misses his little bro. (They’re all agender, but the three that these two fics focus on use he/him pronouns)
-https://archiveofourown.org/works/20820191/chapters/49491023
Pretty dark WIP focusing on angels being physically and emotionally abusive prats to Aziraphale, Crowley trying to save his angel, and no one using their words properly. Be careful especially with this one as well, it gets fairly detailed on some potentially triggering stuff.
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lazyfox411 · 5 years
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Spiderman: Afraid of Water (ft. Irondad)
im back from the dead yall with a fic i promised @spiderling-the-meme​ a long time ago and never ended up finishing until now. 
Length: 1904 words (a short boi)
Prompt: i honestly dont even remember what the actual prompt was my dude i just know you asked for peter being afraid of water after his experience of being dumped in a lake by the vulture and tony accidentally triggering that fear while theyre on vacation with irondad and spiderson feels so….thats basically what this is lol
Peter used to enjoy long showers. A relaxing flow of warm water, clouds of steam, and the fresh scent of soaps and shampoos. It was all enjoyable. Key word being was.
               Now, stepping under that warm stream meant reliving. This water was warm, but not all water was warm. This water didn’t surround him like a dark wall of nothingness, but some water had. He could still breath under the shower water, didn’t sink into what seemed like an endless abyss, but that wasn’t true for all water.
               Being in the water meant reliving. Reliving the night he’d been dumped in a lake and left to die, the glow of the Vulture’s eyes still refracting through the ripples. He hadn’t given it a second thought at first, but then he’d notice hid heart rate going up, the hairs on his arms raising, his breath getting short. He’d pinned it on the spidey-senses, some sort of danger near by, only he couldn’t seem to find anything wrong. It only dawned on him when he looked at all the places it reoccurred: the beach, the rain, the shower. He was afraid of the water.
               So now, Peter took shorter showers. Just to get clean, not to relax. When Aunt May offered to take him to the beach, or the pool, he politely passed. He didn’t go out in the rain unless he had to, and never without an umbrella. And no one questioned it.
               Today there were no clouds looming over the city, so Peter decide he would be safe without an umbrella. If anything, it would be snowing today; with winter temperatures blowing in earlier than usual.
               Peter stared out the window whenever he could at school that day, not to watch the weather, but rather to avoid watching the whiteboard at the front of the class. School seemed so boring now that he was Spiderman, but he had promised Aunt May and Mr. Stark that grades would come first. He might have had his fingers crossed when the subject of precalculus came up.
               “Mr. Parker,” droned the precal teacher, Mrs. Traff, a middle-aged woman with wrinkled hands and massive red glasses, “since you’re not paying attention, I can only assume you already know the material?” Her voice didn’t waver, but her sharp eyes pierced through him.
               “Absolutely,” Peter lied, hoping his voice didn’t squeak.
        ��      “Then perhaps you’d like to provide an answer for question number two?”
               Peter nodded, slowly, as if buying time would help him in the slightest. He saw Ned waving at him from the corner of his eye, mouthing something that looked like ‘five’.
               “Five,” he answered.
               A collective wave of muffled laughter passed over the other students. Peter’s face heated.
               “Five?” Mrs. Traff repeated incredulously. “Mr. Parker, you are telling me that you believe there are currently five states in our country?”
               No one bothered to hide their laughs this time. Where just a moment ago he was beet red, Peter knew now he looked like a sheet. He looked around the room, only really seeing it now. “This…this isn’t precalculus,” he said stupidly. He was in a history room. Mrs. Traff was his history teacher. Ned was trying to say ‘fifty’.
               Fridays usually carried good vibes, but the day did not get any better after that. Between taunts of ‘Penis Parker’, Ned accidentally blurting that Peter still had a nightlight in his room (really though, Peter had to wonder, what was so wrong with that?), and a freezing cold walk home, Peter was downright miserable upon returning home.
               “What’s the matter, Spider-man?” May ruffled his hair.
               Peter liked when she called him that. When it came from May, it wasn’t a superhero name. It was just a nickname, like squirt or sport, holding only love and affection, and not the weight of the fate of the city. May was supporting him. After laying some ground rules—a lot of ground rules—and a lot of yelling at Mr. Stark, May was supporting him as Spider-man.
               “I’m okay, Aunt May,” Peter said.
               May tsked and smoothed his hair back down. “I know what’ll cheer you up.”
               Peter raised an eyebrow.
               “Tony Stark called today, asking for you.”
               “Me?” Peter asked, like she would be referring to anyone else. “Like, me, as in Peter Parker? Personally?”
               “Yup,” May said, popping the ‘p’.
               “What did he want?”
               “He asked if you’d like to accompany him to an expo this weekend. In Miami.”
               Peter’s eyes widened to saucers. From what he’d seen in the media, Mr. Stark’s expos were nothing short of amazing. A whole variety of guests, from college students sporting backpacks and sweaters to millionaires in extravagant suits sipping fancy drinks, a big inspirational speech from Mr. Stark, and all the newest ground-breaking technology that SI was funding.
               “I can go?” Peter asked.
               May pretended to think about it. “I suppose. If you promise to be good. No taking on supervillains. Or staying up past bedtime.”
               Peter was already bounding to his room to start packing. “I’ll be good, Aunt May, promise! I’ll be so good! The best!”
               May chuckled. “You already are, Spider-man.”
A sleek black car pulled up outside Peter’s apartment early the next morning. He couldn’t see through the tinted windows, but there was no doubt in his mind that this was one of Mr. Stark’s cars.
               A quick goodbye to May later, Peter was getting in the car. Part of him had been expecting Happy to jump out and open the door for him, but the window rolled down and over the purr of the engine and blaring AC/DC came Mr. Stark’s voice from the driver’s seat, “Come on, kid, we can’t afford to be late.”
               “Happy isn’t taking us?” Peter asked. He’d never admit it, and he knew Happy wouldn’t either, but he was pretty sure they were actually getting along really well.
               Tony smiled, a different kind of smile, like he wasn’t quite sure of himself. “I figured we could go it just the two of us,” he said. “If that’s okay.”
               “Yeah,” Peter grinned. “That’s cool.”
               It was really cool. Mr. Stark had sort of become like a father to Peter. A rich, famous, awkward, bad-at-feelings, superhero father, but a father nonetheless. And if Tony wanted to spend time with Peter? Maybe Peter had become like a son.
               The thought made him glow.
               They talked about Peter’s school, and Miami, and how great it would be to escape the ever-dropping temperatures, and listened to music too loud and bought ice cream and got a parking ticket (“I’m so sorry Mr. Stark I’ll pay for it I swear!” “Kid. Seriously?”), and while it wasn’t a regular road trip, Peter didn’t think he’d ever had a better one.
               Tony handed the car over to the hotel valet and their luggage to the bellhop. Peter had never been in a fancy hotel before. He wondered if they were all like this, or if he was just getting special treatment because he was with Tony Stark. Either way, it was pretty cool.
               “Expo isn’t until tomorrow,” Tony explained while Peter gawked at the luxurious sweet they would be staying in, “so tonight’s for doing whatever you want, kiddo. I mean…Pete. Peter.”
               “Cool,” Peter said absentmindedly. He didn’t notice Tony’s little slip; he was too enraptured with exploring the bathroom he was pretty sure was bigger than his entire apartment. “I mean, uh, yeah,” he cleared his throat, “cool.”
               “I think there’s an arcade downstairs,” Tony suggests. “Or we could go find the pool.”
               Peter has remembered to pick his jaw up off the floor now, but is still staring, wide-eyed, at the art pieces that adorn the walls of the hotel room, and not really hearing a thing that’s being said.
               “That sounds good,” Peter says, still distracted.
               He only realizes what he’s agreed to once he’s standing on the small tiles of the pool’s edge, clad in a pair of swim trunks May must have packed in his bag, and being suffocated by the strong scent of chlorine.
               They’re the only people here, and Tony has already dived into the water, and he looks very happy, instead of being terrified and looking for the nearest exit like one other particular person in the room.
               “Come on, Pete!” he calls. “The water is nice!”
               Peter’s throat tightens. “Um, I- uh,” he stammers, trying to think up some sort of excuse, but Mr. Stark is waiting for him, eyes twinkling and water dripping from his dark hair, and Peter doesn’t want to disappoint him so he makes his way forward on shaking legs.
               He crouches by the very edge of the pool, despite the thousand alarms going off in his head, and Tony swims over to him.
               “Come on,” Tony says again, reaching out for Peter’s arm. Peter freezes when water droplets make contact with his bare skin.
               Tony, still smiling, unaware of how close to hyperventilating Peter is, takes a gentle hold of his arm, and tugs. It’s meant to be gentle, an attempt to coax him, and it is, really, except that Peter isn’t very focused right now and it’s enough to send him over the ledge into the water.
               The temperature is uneven, a swirl of cold and warm, separate, but still mixed, and the water is wet and it’s everywhere and it’s heavy, why is does it feel heavy, and why is there no air, why can’t he breathe, he’s thrashing, sinking, why won’t his body swim, the breath leaves him in a stream of bubbles, where’s the air, he can’t breathe—
               A strong pair of hands pulls him back up to the surface.
               “Mr. Stark,” Peter manages between coughing up water and sucking in air, “I’m sorry, I—”
               “It’s okay,” Tony says, and in true Tony Stark fashion starts rambling, “it’s okay, Pete, just breathe. I’m sorry, I’m so, so sorry, I shouldn’t have pulled you into the water like that, I’m so sorry, I didn’t know you couldn’t swim—”
               “No,” Peter interrupts, “it’s not that. It’s not that, it’s…ever since that one time, with the Vulture, he dropped me into that lake, and I thought I was gonna die, Mr. Stark, and I would have if you didn’t come and save me, and ever since then, the water just…scares me.”
               And just like that, Tony is scooping him up like he’s a little kid, and carrying him out of the pool room. He gives Peter a towel to dry off, and looks at him, with his hands on Peter’s shoulders.
               “How come you never told me?” Tony asks.
               Peter can breathe better now that he’s away from the water, and he is silently glad Tony knew what he needed to make him feel better. He’s not glad about the guilty look that paint’s Mr. Stark’s face, Mr. Stark isn’t—Tony isn’t supposed to like that.
               Peter shrugs. “It’s not your fault, Mr. Stark. I guess it just never really came up.”
               “Will you tell me next time? If there’s ever something bothering you, I want to help.”
               A nod.
               “Well,” Tony says, straightening and moving to stand, “that’s certainly enough swimming for tonight. Or forever. What do you say we go back up to the room and watch a movie instead? I think we can probably pay-per-view Star Wars or something.”
               “That sounds great,” Peter grins. He means it this time.
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madame-ree · 3 years
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Peter: just once I would like for the universe to make it rain puppies in little parachutes. Just once. That’s all I ask.
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madame-ree · 3 years
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Wade: Peter what the heck I thought you said you were gonna study
Peter: I am!! I need to warm up first though I just turned on my laptop
Wade: YOURE WATCHING “HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER”
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madame-ree · 4 years
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Peter: Mr. Sandman
Peter: man me a sand
Peter: make him the cutest man car door hook hand
Tony, smacking him with a broom: BAD SPIDER *SMACK* B A D SPIDER
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madame-ree · 4 years
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Peter: let me tell you... Jail changes a man
Harley: you've been tO JAIL??!!
Peter: once in monopoly
Peter, taking a swig of his Apple juice: hardest five minutes of my life
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madame-ree · 4 years
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Peter: people are always like "ohhh peter you talk so much you're so annoying I bet you get tired of hearing yourself all the time"
Peter: and I say to them
Peter:
Peter, holding an SOS sign: you're absolutely right help me I can't stop
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madame-ree · 4 years
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Tony: is your ringtone the Peppa Pig theme song?
Peter: yes
Tony: ...why?
Peter: yes
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madame-ree · 4 years
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Tony: you're going on patrol like that?
Peter, wearing a pink tutu on top of his suit with a tiara and gloves: Morgan said I'm princess prumplinztel
Tony: kid... You know you're allowed to take that off now right? That was just for tea time
Peter: she didn't say I could take it off
Tony: pete-
Peter: she said i'm priNCESS PRUMPLINZTEL AND BY GOD I WILL BE!!
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madame-ree · 4 years
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Tony: *walks into room* why tf is there syrup on the floor???? And Cheetos?????
Peter: *chilling on the ceiling* I was trying to drink my syrup but it kept falling out of my watermelon :(
Tony: okay that's... Too much to deal with. Carry on
Clint: *in the vents* WHERE DO THE CHEETOS FIT IN
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madame-ree · 4 years
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Peter: I love mushrooms!
Peter: all kinds like shiitaki, portobello, button, magic, porcini-
Tony: oh me to- did you just say maGIC ?!
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madame-ree · 4 years
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Peter, sitting at his desk, headphones plugged into his laptop, staring at the screen without blinking and moving:
Tony: oh Pete's studying
Morgan: his laptop is off
Peter: sometimes you just need to listen to what the laptop is trying to say
Peter: and whoo boy is my laptop not saying much
Tony:
Morgan: I wanna hear!!
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madame-ree · 4 years
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Peter: all I want is for someone to randomly send me flowers. Is that too much to ask?! WHY WON’T THE UNIVERSE LET ME HAVE FLOWERS???!
Villain of the week: ???
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