#Source: me

[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?

Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.

Sam: …how many did you find so far?

Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.

Sam: 😨

#bucky barnes #marvel #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #sam wilson #mcu #source: me #sambucky #incorrect sambucky #winterfalcon #james bucky barnes #james barnes #winter soilder #white wolf

[buttercupdemise]

1 star

#this happened #source: me #undertale #error sans #digital art #fanart #digital artist #fanartist #ibispaintx

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Aziraphale: I'm getting an impression that you are upset with me. Crowley, snarling: What do you think, supreme archangel Aziraphale: Well, if you were mad, I would beg for your forgiveness and do the apology dance which I'm currently unable to since you haven't let me go Crowley, embracing Aziraphale more tighter: Thisss provesss nothing

#when aziraphale comes back #crowley with tears in his eyes: #I HATE YOU AND GO BACK I DONT NEED YOU #while not leaving aziraphale #source: me #its me bitch #good omens 2 #good omens #good omens season 2 #incorrect good omens #good omens spoilers #neil gaiman #incorrect quotes #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable partners #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #incorrect good omens quotes

[sans-guy]

you're explaining the fnaf lore to him

#underfell #sans #my art #sans x reader #undertale #there are no cons to having an autistic s/o #source: me

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: The moon is beautiful, but do you know what's more beautiful?

Lan Wangji: ...

Wei Wuxian: You.

Lan Wangji: *blushes*

Wei Wuxian: That's the kind of line you should use to flirt with Mianmian.

#mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mxtx #cql #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: me

[asmoteeth]

boy best friends

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #team fortress two #team fortress 2 sniper #team fortress 2 demoman #team fortress 2 scout #speeding bullet #swordvan #hop scotch #we need to give the three of them a name #scout is a plushie collector #source: me #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #tf2 demoman

[upon-a-starry-night]

Marvel Incorrect Quotes

*Y/n being interviewed*

Interviewer: So y/n, what makes you happy?

Y/n: Natasha

Interviewer: awee. okay- What makes you scared?

Y/n:... Natasha

Interviewer: oh? okay.. uhm. What turns you on?

Y/n:*sweating profusely*... N- Natasha

Interviewer: are you going to answer Natasha to every question

Y/n: *on the verge of tears* N- n-

interviewer: -No?

Y/n: *softly*  ᴺᵃᵗᵃˢʰᵃ

#Imagine Nat watching this #shaking her head #marvel quotes #women of marvel #marvel #natasha romanoff #y/n #y/n being y/n #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect natasha romanoff #natasha romanov #natasha x you #natasha x reader #natasha romanoff x reader #MARVEL FANDOM #avengers scenarios #Source: me #upon-a-starry-night-writes

[incorrecttonks]

Arthur: Never question your wife's choices. Remember, you were one of them.

Remus: That is exactly why I question her choices.

#tonks #incorrect tonks #nymphadora tonks #incorrect nymphadora tonks #remus lupin #remadora #arthur weasley #harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #source: me

[incorrect-wandanat]

Wanda: I miss us. We used to spend so much time together. What happened? Have we really fallen out of love?

Nat: I take a nap without you ONE TIME-

#simp wanda #source: me #natasha romanoff #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect mcu quotes #wanda maximoff #incorrect wanda maximoff #wandanat #incorrect wandanat #wanda x natasha

[lunar-years]

Ted Lasso won the GLAAD award specifically because of the Trent & Colin conversation in Sunflowers, btw.

#source: me #theeee scene right there. that’s it! #colin hughes #trent crimm #ted lasso

[lucky-cat-13]

Wei Wuxian, sick: I feel like death!

Wen Ning: ...

Wei Wuxian: ... Sorry.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #wen ning #source: me #i currently feel like im dying cause i got the flu #this popped into my head between fever dreams

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie, taking notes: Hmm… I can’t decide which sounds better; “April Hamato” or “Donatello O’Neil”.

Raph, seeing this: Pff! What a weirdo.

Also Raph: *draws “Raph x Mona Lisa 4 ever” in a giant heart surrounded by a bunch of little hearts*

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: me #orginial quote #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #april o'neil #apritello #raphael #mona lisa #ramona

[zootopiathingz]

Sir Pentious: you know what they ssay, you are what you eat.

Alastor: ha! I guess that would make me the princess of Hell!

Sir Pentious:

Charlie: AL PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

#part 2 of Al’s dirty jokes #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #sir pentious #alastor the radio demon #charlie morningstar #charlastor #radiobelle #charlie x alastor #source: me

[parkjammys]

Dick: I'm pretty sure it's called a charcuterie board

Jason: don't you get tired of being wrong? It's obviously called a charcoochie board

Tim: no way, you're both wrong. I'm 100% sure it's called a sharkcoochie board

#source: me #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson x reader #jason todd x reader #tim drake x reader #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batbros #incorrect batboys quotes #incorrect dick grayson #incorrect jason todd #incorrect tim drake #stardust:txt

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Erica: Boyd's out of town for the week. Stiles, tell me I'm pretty. Stiles: Were I not with Derek, I would take you in manly fashion. Erica: Because I'm pretty? Stiles: Because you're pretty.

Source: 0hheytherebigbadwolf and multiple others.

I also don't post enough Sterica.

#teen wolf #sterica #sterek #berica #erica reyes #gage golightly #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #vernon boyd #sinqua walls #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #source: mulitple #source: me

[nixster627]

Jiang Cheng: I liked it better when you were dead.

Wei Wuxian: Me too.

Jiang Cheng: Don't talk about yourself like that! Only I'm allowed to talk about you like that!

#mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #source: me