The Bat Boys in Shark Tank (tada! jazz hands)
Dick:(just got back from Mt. Justice) Hey everyone, what...
Jason: Hey Grayson! Just doing an experiment!
Damian: This is not an experiment! Its a murder, let me down! Drake help me!
Tim: (Looks up from his computer) Sorry, no.
The doorbell rings
Dick: I'll get it!
Wally: Hey Dick. Wait is that a shark tank, with Dami hanging upside down?
Tim: No. No? No...
Bruce: (Enters the bat cave) Hello wally. Damian would you give me a hand please?
Damian: Not at the moment father, no.
Bruce (Taken aback): (finally notices what's happening) GET HIM DOWN FROM THERE NOW WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA LET HIM DOWN DICK YOU TOO YOU DIDNT LET YOUR BROTHER DOWN TIM JASON DICK WALLY DAMIAN!
Damian: Why me!
Bruce: Because Jason wouldn't be able to tie you upside down if you didn't want to be tied.
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🦇🕸️𝕸𝖞 𝖔𝖚𝖙𝖋𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖁𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖁𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖔 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕴 𝖜𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖆𝖞, 𝖍𝖆𝖉 𝖆𝖓 𝖆𝖇𝖘𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖞 𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖜𝖊𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊!! 🕸️🦇
(𝕻𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖙 - 𝖒𝖊)
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Bruce wayne: I keep all the bats in the batcave for the ✨ambiance✨ and also because it was their home first
Alfred Pennyworth: very well sir, this weekend I will be rounding up all the bats for their regularly scheduled rabies vaccines and tagging them so we can monitor the population. I have enlisted the children to help. Will you be joining us?
Bruce Wayne: fuck no Im not going to actually touch one, they’re scary as fuck.
Alfred, who has spend years scraping bat shit off of computers, the Batmobile, etc: … 😑
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Revisited the music video and it’s still SO GOOD
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Batcave kid by Honey Salvadori.
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Mike Maihack - U Can’t Touch This
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