“My child is completely fine” your child has been watching Dylan Is In Trouble for hours on end since last September because he’s the only one who makes her feel calm.
“My child is completely fine” your child has developed unrealistically high relationship standards by obsessesing over fictional characters and celebrities twice their age and is thus afraid of dying alone and unloved.
“Fuck you my child is completely fine”
Me, telling the stairs who I am every time I go up them so that I don’t die for like 3 years straight:
castiel be like: i can’t talk right now i’m doing hot girl shit
the hot girl shit in question: loving dean winchester and thinking he’s beautiful
Asami: *calls Korra*
Korra: I can’t talk right now, I’m busy doing hot avatar shit
Korra: *continues racing the airbender kids on air scooters*
Thats me but its to the point i dont show up anymore
Every friend group should include | Farscape edition
A old 2019 Thanksgiving TikTok I made i wanted to repost
not the bayang~ the Bayang~~~~ Oh Oh ooh woah ooh Woah oh
i’d like to apologize to the critical role fandom for my sins against percy
The best thing Gen Z could do for the US right now is to make “convincing your parents to fill out the Census” a new Tik Tok meme.