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personally! I boil my blood to the consistency of wet crayon before eating it.
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wish i was pulling her panties to the side and tasting how wet she is </3 listening to the long moan she lets out when she feels my tongue </3 holding her hips down so i can taste as much as i want </3
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nothing more perfect than wlw vampire x human relationships. get to marry an immortal, powerful emo and you get to stay mortal and not die having a demon baby (I love twilight but holy shit that was stupid)
Also women
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god, sometimes you just need to be fucked, you know? just bent in half and pounded and have no worries or thoughts in your head other than yes and please and more. just focused on feeling good while someone fucks your brains out, telling you that it’s like you were made to be fucked.
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anyone who owns a lint roller AND a cat is sacrilegious
they are a gift, and what are the mostly? nothing but FUR
so fur is their GIFT
You think your cat has any heart to love you? you think they can repay you with cindness? compassion? companionship? cunderstanding????
no. they are cats. they have no feelings
so accept that furry shirt as your own and worship it beyond belief because in the end
they’re just trying to turn you into one of their own
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Hellsing wives !!
the end of Hellsing is my roman empire
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Bonus sketch, process and rambling below vvv
I don't usually share my sketches, but this one was cute :))
Hello welcome to my rambling zone, I have the bad habit of taking notes during the night because I'm an insomniac- enjoy ! And remember everything here is just my opinion written at 5am
I have a lot of conflicting feelings about Seras, because on one hand there is a lot I hate about her character :
-I *hate* her design. She is sexualized in a way that makes me really uncomfortable
-She is always the character that brings the worst part of the show (especially in the beginning) : the humor (and misogyny). She is treated as both the audience surrogate, and a comic relief, and that's a mix that do not work for me (and if you add the fact the humor doesn't make me laugh, and that she is more often than not treated as a pair of boobs and not a character- well it's hard for me to take her seriously)
-she was a cop (acab). And Alucard doesn't let me forget that because he calls her "police girl" the whole fucking show.... (But I can't complain about that because I kind of liked the pay off-)
-I find her romance with Pip boring (mainly because I find Pip boring I'm sorry), even tho I liked where it went. But if I find the man more interesting dead idk if that's a success.
-Her last apperance will always enrage me. After all her character growth, after you thought the writers *maybe* respected her a bit more..... One of the last thing you see from her is a panty shot. How to spit in my face for enjoying the ending ig
But on the other hand, despite all that.... The end of her character arc was kind of sick and she gets a lesbian ending lgkgkckgj so 5/10 character could be worse ig
But the shit that gets to me about all of that... is that I know Hellsing can pull off great women characters !! Integra is *right there* !!!
All of this to say I like doing fanart of mid medias I love because I get to fix some aspects of the original I didn't like <3
PS : I know Alucard is "dead" during the 30 years after the final, but you can decide if he is the dog or if they adopted a dog that reminded them of him :)
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