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the-inkstained-witch · 3 months

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sometimes mundane witchcraft is putting a glamour spell on your makeup or stirring a sigil into your coffee, and sometimes it's sending baneful energy by flipping off every cop car you see, and I think that's beautiful

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libraford · 11 months

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Day 18/50

I was cleaning out one of the shelters at the park today and a day camp group was having a Wizard School theme day.

They saw my cowboy hat that I use for sun protection and had Questions.

#life as a temporary twig pig #parks and wrecks #witch #witch jokes

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long-dramatic-sigh · 5 months

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witches hotline

call that hex support

#meri.exe has stopped working #witch jokes #bad jokes #hotline #hex #tech support

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flittermousemoth · 6 days

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Me a Witch: *keeps getting woken up*

Me: "Ain't no rest for the Wiccan" I guess or whatever that song said

#lol #humor #pun #witchcraft #witch #wiccan #witch jokes #wiccan jokes #song puns #song jokes

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daily-spooky · 5 months

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#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #jokes #witch #witchycore #goth #dark #darkness #books #gothic

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vavuska · 6 months

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Unlucky time Traveller is put on trial for witchcraft by medieval folks who reacted horrified at his smartphone

#vavuskapakage #ai art gallery #bing ai image generator #ai art #ai artwork #ai #bing image creator #bing ai #bing image generator #witch trials #Witch jokes #witchcraft #jokes #this is a joke #time travel

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spacefacedtragedy · 7 months

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If energy vampires learned to control themselves, could they choose who to steal from?

Advertently, is there an opposite to an energy vampire? An energy cleric? Energy battery?

Is energy like blood types? Is there like energy o negative and positive, and vampires prefer certain flavors? Do they have flavors? Can an energy vampire tell when they're stealing? Can your energy change over time?

#not srs #witchcraft #jokes #witch jokes #energy vampires #i dont know #oh well #atleast the tags are fun #what do you call a fish with no eyes?#fsh #get it?#cause no is?#hilarious #but like seriously #whats up with that

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dannydanoninoo · 1 year

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He did fell first

BUT OH MY FUCKING GOD HE FELL HARDER TOO

#the owl house #toh #toh storyboards #THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD #also the confirmation that ship was set on stone since the beggining #CHEERS TO ALL OF US HUNTLOSERS THAT DECIDED TO BELIEVE #they called me crazy #well jokes on them my boy was fell for this amazing and strong witch since day one thank you Godess #huntlow #willow park #hunter toh #huntlosering is my religion in case you didn’t notcie #hunts your lows #huntlow brainrot #wintery junk

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yoursghouly · 10 months

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Source: Ada Elder

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occudo · 1 month

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Knight...tumny...

Now this is the fanservice we need! 👏

Me hurting Martin just to get to draw him without a shirt: Yes, it's absolutely necessary for his characterization....

#occudo's art #tma fanart #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #ask #the magus archives au #witch!jon #knight!martin #jokes on you #the whole au is fanservice I made for me #also #i still have a love-hate relationship with martin's armor #it's so shiny #but way too complicated for me to rember #so I need a break sometimes

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strangersatellites · 1 year

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back on my Witch!Eddie bullshit

AU where Eddie is a witch and uses his magic to minorly inconvenience Steve. problem is, Steve is so used to it that he just kind of… deals with it and carries on.

Anyway, one day Dustin comes over to ask Steve for his potato soup recipe and he walks in the kitchen to steve just levitating over the stove and starts freaking the fuck out (as one does post-vecnapocalypse).

Steve startles and rushes to placate him with a,

“Woah, woah! Hey- hey! Dustin! I’m fine!”

When Dustin finally calms down enough to question why he’s floating over a pot of spaghetti he just says,

“Oh! I wouldn’t let Eddie try the sauce before dinner and he got mad at me and put me in air jail.”

#you know how people pick up their pets and put them in air jail #witch eddie to steve #witch eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #one thing about me: my eddie is going to be a jackass in every universe #hcs by g #gins got jokes #shot of gin

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gachahugs · 6 months

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guy that looks like a cinnamon stick

#good omens #these are kinda old from when i only wanted to draw this guy #i read eniale and dewiela its like gomens if it was good #gets killed #joking joking but if u like gomens u should read it. its by the author or of witch hat #definitely for a more mature audience than witch hat

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war-is-bad-girls · 1 month

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Places you can touch your cat by @Be_Go_ichi

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Caption (face): Doesn't mind to be touched here if it's Suletta Caption (hands): Doesn't mind to be touched here if it's Suletta Caption (legs): Doesn't mind to be touched here if it's Suletta Caption (feet): Doesn't mind to be touched here if it's Suletta Caption (butt): Doesn't mind to be touched here if it's Suletta Caption (back): Doesn't mind to be touched here if it's Suletta

#gundam #the witch from mercury #gundam suisei no majo #g witch #suletta mercury #miorine rembran #sulemio #the joke needs them all written out

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esotericawakenings · 1 month

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