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erenxfrieda · 1 year

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Yandere!Five x Reader x Yandere!Lila (Ghostface AU)

a/n: happy Halloween btw, gonna do my request soon again.

warnings: dark/yandere content, mentions of killing people, some violence, no good ending for reader, Lila and Five is the best frenemies, my small headcanons about Lila&Five&The Comission, some threats, swearing, Lila is flirty, Five is the grumpy little old guy.

Lila and Five are already quite an interesting duo, but put these two together and add a little more craziness and these two will be the last ones you want to run into.

I mean, the two of them worked as assassins, they have a hell of a lot of experience in this, their childhood was fucking terrible and they also have superpowers?? what are you even supposed to do?

when they have to work together, they are very good. just think, Five can easily guess that Lila is hiding something, like being the reason why your recent boyfriend suddenly disappeared. would anyone else notice? I don’t think so.

and there’s Lila. she’s annoying him and getting on Five’s nerves a little too much, Five already have to deal with another 6 mentally unstable adults that still acting like a kids and add to this all Lila? that always trying to strike him back because of their past? this man is done.

Lila may try to make fun of Number Five all the time, but she’s not stupid. 5 is literally a legend for the entire Commission. Yes, he is the founder, but above all, he is one of the best assassins in the entire timeline, for everyone he should be an example of exactly how to do their job properly. Lila hates Five for killing her parents, and of course she spent a lot of time dreaming about how exactly she would get revenge on him. but if you plan to kill someone, then you need to know them better.

“Ha! I know it has to be you, little psycho,” Lila smirks proudly, her hands on her hips as she looks at him. “I mean, it`s easy to guess.”

Five rolls his eyes in annoyance, turning away from this crazy woman. “I’m glad you finally found the opportunity to show off your intellect, Lila,” he says, pinching the bridge of his nose. “But right now I’m busy if you didn`t notice.”

“Why won’t you just ask for help, huh?” she shrugs, sitting down on the dresser.

“What?” he frowns slightly, looking confused.

“Ask for help,” she says again. “Do you want me to spell that? A-s-k f-o-r h-”

“I don’t understand why would you even need to get into this mess and helping me.” he wipes sweat off his forehead, sighing softly when takes a quick look at her before going back to work.

She pauses for a moment, thinking about his words. Lila would never get into something like that for Five Hargreeves, no, never in her life. But she would never loose the opportunity to prove something to Number Five, who has so many fans inside the Commission that it’s makes Lila sick.

“So do you need my help or not?” now she is the one who sounds annoyed, but rather offended. “I won’t ask twice, jumpy guy.”

“You know what?” his gaze softens and he tosses towards Lila a sponge with a pair of rubber gloves. “You can actually be very helpful sometimes. Now come on, we don’t have much time until they come home.”

Lila catches everything quickly, smiling widely again, after which she jumps off the drawer and walks towards Five while wearing gloves. She accidentally step on a pool of blood on the floor, and her boots leaving several red dirty prints on a perfectly clean surface.

“Oops.”

“I just fucking ended cleaning here-”

They get along well with each other when it is good for both of them, but not when it comes to the fact that they have to share you. No, don’t even think that they will somehow find a way where they are not going to kill each other, as soon as one of them cross the line and decides to find their own separate way with you and only with you. If Lila will try to steal all your attention from Five - bad for her. If Five will try to do the same - bad for him. It also means problems and for you.

So basically we doing this cool “the one who makes the calls” and “the one who kills” trend. Well, if we going to compare Lila and Five with Billy and Stu there is no doubt that Lila will be as Stu and Five will be as Billy.

Lila can do both roles, not gonna lie, but she really loves those long and intimidating, somehow silly conversations with you while talking on the phone, her cute attempts to scare you, make you tremble and run around the house trying to close all the windows and doors, and it’s actually makes her laugh, especially knowing how useless it is , because come on, we all know that 5 can just teleport wherever he wants and Lila can just… do the same.

Lila sometimes forget that calling at your phone in the middle of the night is an attempt to make you afraid so you’ll be more pliable and when you’re on the verge of going crazy, because almost every day you hear two different types of voices that calls you, one of which threatens to make you suffer if you continue to ignore them, and the second flirts with you, only to say something weird and scary at the end.

You’ve been wearily watching some random horror movie on your TV screen. In fact, you had already lost the countdown a long time ago, you were tired and wanted to go to bed, your eyes were barely open, but part of your waking consciousness could distantly hear the lines from the movie.

An unexpected phone call makes you jump up and wake up immediately, picking up your phone, only to find out it was some unknown number. You decide to answer this call and put the phone to your ear, expecting to hear someone’s familiar voice, thinking that it could be your friends who wanted to prank you or one of your work colleagues but from a different phone number.

“Hello?” you speak uncertainly.

“Hello, who is this?” the voice asks.

“Who are you trying to reach?” you shift slightly in your seat, rubbing your eyes.

“I don’t think it matters now, doll,” the unknown chuckles softly. “You have a pretty cute voice by the way.”

You scoff at their comment, finding this amusing how they tried to flirt with you. “Uh, thanks. But I’m kinda busy with something right now like watching a movie.”

“Is that so?” the stranger pauses briefly before continuing to speak. “What kind of movie?”

You hum softly and tilt your head slightly towards the TV, trying to remember what you watched. “It’s Halloween, so I’m definitely watching scary one.”

You can hear the voice of an unknown person laughing softly at your sarcastic response.

“You’re must be really brave little one to watch this movies all alone at night, huh?” the person asks. “So what’s your favourite scary movie, pretty?”

You yawn in the first half of the person’s sentence and don’t really paid attention to their words, stretching slightly, trying wake up fully and concentrate on the dialogue again, taking the cassette, reading the title of the film. “Uh…Saw, I think?”

“Good choice, this one was so bloody,” you hear their cheering. “So, you have a boyfriend?”

A slight smile appears on your face and you rise from the couch, walking towards the kitchen, still holding the phone in your hands.

“No, I don’t have one,” you answer, playing with a strand of your hair. “Why, you wanna ask me on a date?”

“Maybe I want,” they say and you sighs softly at their attempts. “But you still didn’t told me your name, love.”

“Why do you need to know my name?” you ask nonchalantly as you pop a bag of popcorn into the microwave.

“Because I want to know at who I’m looking right now.”

You freeze in place. It could have been a simple prank in an attempt to make you scared, but still, it really worked on you. “What did you say?”

“I said that I really want to know with who I’m talking-”

Lila doesn’t have time to finish and you immediately end the phone call, which makes her almost break the device she is holding in her hands.

“Damnit!” she swears, sighing loudly in displeasure. “This time was so damn close!”

Lila’s complaints makes Five smile smugly to himself and that only irritates her more. Five leans against the wall with his shoulder as if he was already know how this would end up.

“Don’t smile like that, you little shit,” she grumbles, trying to call you again and again, but you seem to just ignore her attempts.

“Congratulations, Lila,” he shrugs carelessly. “You screwed up again.”

Five will at first be someone you hardly notice when he does his job. Some idiot bothers you? Disappeared. Are you bullied at school? They are all gone. Is someone too close to you and you show genuine interest in them? I’m sorry, but they won’t call you back after the date. Don’t worry, you can cry in the shoulder to your best friends like Lila or Five who will be always here for you. Huh, what a coincidence…

I think Lila will often act as the one to make the calls, as she seems to be the only one who is successful in this and can hold a dialogue with you for more than a couple of minutes. Unlike Number Five. But he really wants to try talking to you. He craves it and he wants to prove that he can make the calls just as well as the dirty work like killing. He would use this as opportunity to tell you everything that he wouldn’t tell you if he was in front of you right now and you would know the real identity of the person who is always calling you so late. But he really just melts because of your sweet voice and he can listen to it for hours while you tell him about your day or plans for the future, Five is a serious and professional man who does his job perfectly. He knows that he has his own work and it needs to be done even though he really wants to forget it all and rest for some time.

“Stop calling me, you weirdo,” you say tiredly.

“Don’t even dare to hang up on me,” 5 warns you, but you immediately end the call despite his words.

As soon as you end up the call, Five, on the other side, closes his eyes and sighs, trying to calm down, them he calls you again. You barely had time to go to bed when you heard the melody of your phone and you had to pick up the device again. You really wanted like to yell at the person who was bothering you, but you are immediately interrupted.

“No, you listen here. Hang up on me and I’ll gut you like a fish, do you understand me?” he threatens you and the tone of his voice makes you tremble. “Now, do you think you can handle that for me, dear?”

I don`t think that any of them would go to kill some person in front of you. Firstly, they don’t want to hurt you, they go too far just by harassing you with calls, but it’s more of a warning, like “don’t go with that guy because he’s not good enough for you” or “you should stay at home tonight and don’t go to that party”. Yes, Ghostface most often calls victims to scare them and then kill them, but they will never touch you. And I also don’t think that they will harm any of your family or just your friends, only those who can potentially / already harm you, otherwise they warn you about it. You really should listen to those scary people that call you or be more attentive when you look out the window and notice a mysterious figure in a black costume in your backyard with those silly scream mask. you have two pairs of eyes that follow you everywhere and they can clearly see more than you so keep it in mind. but yeah, I think Lila sometimes really can just make some calls to you just for fun so Five need to bonk her time to time to remind her job.

#yandere tua #tua x reader #yandere x reader #five hargreaves x reader #yandere five hargreeves #yandere five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves #umbrella academy x reader #yandere umbrella academy #tua imagine #lila pitts x reader #yandere imagines #yandere lila pitts

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deverdensze · 1 year

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THANK Y'ALL SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE IM SO THANKFUL!!, and I'm sorry for not posting for so long I was so busy with work but this is a The man (John) x reader Christmas Masterlist!

ALSO MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! 🎅🎄🦌⛄

18+!! Christmas with John (The man from hush 2016)

SFW

★. Now that your relationship with John made it to Christmas you guys attually get along with each other and John being more Affectionate towards you.

★. Ever since you two got together he's been taking notes on what your likings and dislikings so he's able to surprise you gifts and shows you that he attually listens to you. (He probably carries a pocket notebook with him)

★. When it's Christmas he wants to try and give you the best Christmas ever and gets you loads of presents to make you feel special.

★. John leaves during the middle of the night just to buy you presents.

★. You'll find cute matching couple PJ's and would probably beg John just to try his on for the night or just for a little bit but he's just gonna scoff and walk away but secretly try it on while your making dinner. (Or after his shower if you dont prefer cooking!)

★. While Christmas shopping for John he would follow you just to make sure your safe and no one is cat-calling you.

★. If John was in a good mood he'll stay home with you instead of going to kill people and even cook for you If your not wanting to.

Slight NFSW (sorry if it's short it literally 12 in the morning 😭)

★. While your puting presents under the tree John looks at your ass and gets a boner. 👀

★. When your trying on your matching PJ's you notice they're a little tight but you didn't mind it while John is Admiring your figure.

★. John would get you those one pants that show off your ass curves and would definitely give it to you as an early Christmas present.

★. While your decorating the tree you needed some help so you don't tip over the tree so John comes over and grabs your waist and peeks at your ass and smiles to himself.

★. He'll get you one of those vibrators with the control remote.

Btw I'm sorry if these sound/look so lazily made but it's something, Also! Give me some requests for some more books of John or some other characters and I'll definitely take a look!

#the man hush x reader #the man hush #christmas #any gender #12 am thoughts #female reader #male reader #non binary reader #Spotify

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waynes-multiverse · 1 year

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Oh, Wayne - this was GLORIOUS!!! This is the first time I’ve laughed today, and I needed it so bad! Starting with “Seth Rogen” I get it - looks may fade, but sarcasm? That shit is forever! Intelligence and personality means far more than a pretty face.

And I swear you were reading my mind in this! “Yep, Dean fucking Winchester – God of all Gods, monster hunter extraordinaire, hero of all innocent damsels, and idiotic clown of all clowns, shamelessly stole her heart since… well, pretty much the minute they met and she first laid eyes on him.” Yep, this is so me - have tried to deny love at first sight, but Han Solo and Dean Winchester - I was a goner at first sight! And “Dear fucking God, why did she have to fall in love with that dork? Why can’t it be some nice, normal guy without an abundance of commitment issues?” Again?!?! Get. Out. Of. My. Head - It’s scary in here! (But then again, I have more issues than a magazine stand - but then again, so do the real and fictional men I love, sooo…but I digress)

You made me laugh so hard with the collision and Dean’s reactions: ““Baseball, Sam drinking green smoothies, a scratch on Baby’s new coat of paint…” “We should, uh, probably, uhm, detangle…” “His dick is an escaped zoo animal and clearly on the prowl tonight.” BWAHAHAHA!!!! All three dogs were passed out, so all three got treats thanks to your glorious sense of humor! (Quinn says thanks again, BTW)

“It’s-, uhm, it’s okay,” she says surprisingly,”. Damn right it is! (Or maybe left). “Or that… you could do that…”. Yes, yes he could - all damn day…and night…and…oh, wait, where was I? And “Well, uhm, like I said – not that long… Just a very short period of time… Like, since November 29th… 2012,” I’m sure if we give it a couple more years, I’ll be completely over you.” AWWWW!!! I love bashful, silly Dean. But I love her response even more: “Uhm, well… is that something you would like? I mean, to get-, uh, would you wanna get under me?” Girl, I would have stood up and clapped, because that is a total boss move, but I’d drop my phone! In a million years I’d never be brave enough to do that, or “No, I think we’ve been taking things slow for long enough.” QUEEN! She needs to be worshipped for her quick wit and bountiful blessings she is about to receive!

And then I’m giggling again at “Jesus, Y/N… Going in for the kill, huh? You can’t say stuff like that to a man in a compromising position,” and “grabbing her a little tighter before bolting down the bunker hallway like a little kid on Christmas morning.” Then right back to sweetness with “he hopes the thing does as advertised and fucking remembers her forever.” That was just so perfect!

And that thorough fucking? “Wow” indeed! How could you not be after something like that with someone like him? But him asking if she was lonely, then straight to moving into his room - so damn sweet!

And the sass with the whole scene with Sam’s return and knocking him out of bed? Bwahahaha!!! “Oh, because I’m gonna rail Y/N in every room we have.” HELL YEAH!! Yeah, book that room, Sammy - right after your therapy session! This was SO DAMN GOOD! I needed this silliness and sweetness today more than you know. Thank you so much for this wonderful, hysterical, hot ride!! Happy Unattached Drifter Christmas to you ❤️

Are you aiming for a best reader award? What’s happening? 😳 Also, I literally love you to death for this 😘❤️ Here’s your award. You may take the boy and the prize:

And yes, thank you! Humor and personality is so important! I don’t wanna be bored to death for the rest of my life 😂 And who wouldn’t love this adorable idiot?

Besides, who’d want a perfect person? The pressure! Like, I don’t trust those motherfuckers. Nuh-uh, if you don’t have obvious flaws, you’re definitely a psycho and I don’t wanna be dismembered and buried in your yard 😒

Hahaha and well, that thorough fucking came from my prompt in the initial request (“soft love making”). You know me well enough by now to know I just run with that shit 😂🖤

And yeah, I guess Sam thought they were like Ross and Rachel, buy really they turned out to be Monica and Chandler 🤣

So happy I made your day a bit better with a few laughs, hun! And thank you for this amazing ask! Love you 🥰❤️😘

#wayne answers #🖤🖤🖤

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osamustar · 2 years

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i saw your reqs were open, so can i request michael with an underweight gf? (if your comfortable w it obviously!) i dont see many hcs like this tbh :(

either smut and/or fluff is fine! btw i love your headcanons your literally so good at writing them??

My first request! Ahh, so exciting. Thank you so much, I try to make him act like he does in the movies to the best of my ability. This will purely be fluff, my first one at that. Thank you for the amazing request! I’m a thick woman myself, so I tried my best with what I know.

Michael with an Underweight Girlfriend

NO TRIGGER WARNINGS CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK

You were extremely small and fragile.

All of your clothes were baggy to hide your small figure, making you appear bigger.

When Michael first saw you he felt pity. You were like glass. A single touch and you’d shatter.

He saw how insecure you were, how you hid yourself from the world. Arms wrapped around your body, ashamed.

He felt the need to kill you, but he couldn’t bring himself to do it.

He understood you.

All you wanted to do was hide in your large clothes. Michael hid behind a mask.

People shunned you for who you were. Michael was hated and misunderstood by the entire town.

He could read every single emotion and thought in your eyes as you cowered beneath him. Fear mostly, but he could see desire. You wanted him to kill you.

He lowered his knife, letting it clatter against the ground. He kneeled down to your level, his head tilting to the side as he lifted your chin. You sniffled, looking right into his eyes. You were shaking, lip quivering.

“Just kill me… No one will notice. Y-You can get away with it…”

Michael didn’t kill you that night. No matter how hard you cried out wishing that he did. He dragged you out of that hell hole of a house, and took you in as his own.

He killed everyone that had ever said anything to hurt you. Including your parents. Who were they to constantly shun you? They were no family, that’s for sure.

Michael developed feelings for you. Something he didn’t think he was capable of. Something about you was special. Perhaps it was the mutual understanding of each other that you two held?

Michael asked you out through a small piece of paper, that had awful chicken scratch writing.

“Be girlfriend?” It read.

Well how could you say no to that?

Throughout the relationship Michael learned many things.

For one, watch how much force he uses when handling you.

If he were any normal man, it would be no issue.

You were so light, Michael almost threw you several times trying to pick you up. You would always laugh it off, but sometimes it made you sad.

Michael helped you realize that it was out of your control. It was not your fault that he was so unnaturally strong. And it wasn’t your fault that you were your size. It was something he could get used to. Something he wanted to get used to. For you.

He learned to be a gentle giant.

When he first saw you without baggy clothes he was surprised. You were so beautiful. He just couldn’t take his eyes off of you.

This boosted your ego.

You started wearing tighter clothes around him. He was quite thankful, being able to stare at your beauty all day.

Michael could read your mind. He would immediately know when you were sad. He would come running to the rescue.

He couldn’t have his beloved feeling down. It was against his rules.

Whatever you needed, you got it.

Michael would help you eat.

Three meals a day, no less.

Don’t refuse to eat. He’ll force it down your throat one way or another.

He wasn’t the most amazing cook, but he managed.

You enjoyed it nonetheless.

You got cold easily.

Solution? Michael was a literal human heater.

He would bury you guys underneath all of the blankets on the bed, and hold you close to him.

Don’t expect much more, his brain is already hard at work trying it’s best to show affection.

You got sick easily.

Michael would keep his hands clean at all times to keep this from happening. He would never go near you after a night out. He made sure to shower first.

Yes, he started showering for you.

Michael would try his hardest to take care of you while maintaining his distance. Poor baby’s hustling.

Hope you like canned chicken noodle soup, because that’s all you’re gonna get.

When you and Michael got more serious, you discussed having children with him.

He thought this was a great idea. A child? With you? You would make the best mother, he thought.

This was quickly shut down after you talked to your doctor.

You came home, broken. Michael had no clue what was going on. Why were you so hurt? What news could you possibly bear that led to this.

You couldn’t have children. At least not at your weight. It was too far of a risk for the baby.

Adoption was an option, until you realized Michael was a literal serial killer. He had to hide. He couldn’t just show up with you to the center and pretend to be a worthy guardian. He couldn’t even speak for fuck’s sake.

Michael ended up getting you a cat to help with your depression.

And then another.

And another…

You had three furry babies now. Three furry babies that helped you forget the sadness you held from being incapable of having a baby.

If anything, they were the same as having a child. They cry when they’re hungry, you clean their piss and shit, and you have to play with them.

Well, pretty close.

Michael was jealous of the babies. You had so much love and attention for them. He tried long and hard to lose the jealousy, but it never left.

You took notice to this, and started making sure he had enough of you before tending to the felines.

He never had enough of you. He was addicted.

He loved you.

#michael myers #michael myers x reader #slashers #slashers x reader #halloween #halloween kills #headcannons #imagines #michael myers x reader headcannons #michael myers x reader imagines #fluff #michael myers x reader fluff

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kalims · 2 years

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hiya!! If you are taking requests rn, may I ask for kokomi relationship hcs with an affectionate s/o that really likes being around her and stuff? I'm so happy she's getting a rerun I LOVE HER😭 btw I love your blog<33

✉ ⋮ no no, I love YOU <33 and so true, us kokomrades shall get her on her rerun 👺

sangonomiya kokomi with an affectionate s/o.

established relationship, fluff, intimacy, unspecified gender. lmk if I accidentally gendered this post also this wasn't proof read, i don't proof read my posts cause I'm lazy lol </3

⁀ ✦ sangonomiya kokomi

sometimes kokomi wonders how much love you seem to hold for her. you never fail to make her turn quiet, admittedly embarrassed at the displays of affection you seemed to show. in a way you're like wearing your heart on your sleeves, not once afraid to hide away your true desires and instead gladly taking acting upon it.

she envies you for that quality just a smidge 🤏. you seem to be so carefree and honestly? as much as she grew to dislike attention (a thought she'd kept to herself and locked away) since it really drained herself. you were kind of a breath of fresh air?

It's refreshing just to have someone that would genuinely see your as yourself and not someone of higher caliber. the residents of watatsumi Island always looked up at her as some kind of savior and as much as she appreciates it, she also grew kind of lonely because of so.

what would kokomi do when you show her your love? give you love but in a way that is 'I'm copying you because I'm confused and don't know what to do so I'll just awkwardly hug you back' way.

she would stiffen when you randomly have an urge to leap and wrap your arms around the poor girl. and then she would take a few moments to comprehend what the hell just happened as you snuggled closer, cleadly unbothered.

+ 10000 energy.

if gorou wasn't even a definition of a puppy following her around then what the hell are you?! imagine the priestess just taking a walk and you see her s/o trailing behind looking like they're on heaven while sneaking peeks at kokomi.

when she's exhausted and is in really really REALLY dire need of more fuel to keep her going she just walks over to you, knowing you'd find a way to somehow latch yourself onto her and shower her in affection. but most times she's just too shy to approach and don't wanna bother you :(.

also I've probably referenced this to one of my posts but it'd be so hilarious if gorou, the general would be so protective and paranoid around you two. "must protect her excellency and her beloved!!" congrats, you have a guard doggie now!

speaking of gorou, please help him. whenever you openly display physical intimacy in front of him he maintains a straight face but you could swear that steam was coming out of his awfully red ears. BUT if kokomi welcomes your advances with open arms (can be taken literally) you could see him tear up dramatically and then look like he's having an inner crisis.

listen, she loves you but PLEASE have mercy even if it's just sometimes. you're gonna kill her with ✨love ✨ if you keep affirming your love with actions. *picture of kokomi looking like she's having a stroke* 😭

"I love being around you, that's all."

👁👄👁

you broke her >:o

mhm, oh yes. me and my s/o and her 6ft. body pillow of myself energy.

lawl imagine if you guys ever fight (which is rare since she's so patient and understanding) and she's just like 'this is the time where s/o would come in and hug me' and then is 'oh :((' when she remembers that you aren't exactly on speaking terms.

those are the times where she realizes that she really appreciates your efforts even though she rarely acts on hers due to her shyness and hard-core anxiety. and it prompts her to woman up and formally organize an apology.

well the strategist in her is rising because it's out of habit that she carefully picks out how to write the apology, the steps and the words. it looks like a mf essay and you're basically reduced to tears from how much effort she put into this piece of PAPER. 😭💔

In conclusion, this is basically the trope whereas person A is secretly touch starved and person B is the most affectionate person ever! person B will supply person A with love and affection 🥰

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact x reader #genshin imagines #genshin x reader #genshin headcanons #genshin scenarios #kokomi #kokomi x reader #sangonomiya kokomi x reader #sangonomiya kokomi #gorou #*picture of red faced gorou*

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captnjacksparrow · 3 years

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if you had to rank your fav naruto characters how would it go? love your blog btw!!

Hmmm... Complicated ask, anon.😂

[My personal life would be splashed here and there. Please bear with me]

Before 5 months, if you asked me about Naruto, my response would be ‘What the fuck is that?’. I absolutely had no idea such a treasure existed. For me, it started out like a blockbuster movie for the sheer variety of fights and the resulting emotions it brought within me.

However, there was a point I stopped and thought, ‘Wait a fucking second. This resembles my family dynamics. This person is speaking the exact same lines I spoke to my parents few years ago. This person’s situation resembles mine. Did this creator a time traveler?’. Naruto is the only piece of media that gave me such feel. Am not even exaggerating, believe me.

I really liked so many characters very much but am going to try my best to list just 10.

The only characters I hate in this series are Danzo, Sakura and Hinata in no particular order. Meaning, I absolutely cannot see any positives in them. They are crassy, cringey and completely detestable.

FAVOURITE NARUTO CHARACTERS

10. Killer Bee

HaHaHa :-) Just seeing this character makes me smile and light-hearted.

It’s a pity that he is the only character who don’t belong to Konoha in my Top 10 rankings who was developed well apart from Gaara.

I loved him from Frame 1 onwards and I sincerely wished Team Taka should be packed up with their ass beaten up mercilessly. And that’s what happened.

Despite being a Jinchurikki, he never bothered to mind his surroundings and filled his heart with love from his over protective Brother alone was nice to watch.

He makes a great Tag Partner with Naruto next to Sasuke. No doubt.

The way Killer Bee treated Team Taka like some annoying flies and his cool and don’t care attitude was top notch. It’s not just with Sasuke, Bee treated Naruto with the same IDGAF attitude at first.

Best Moments:

Lariat punch to Sasuke (TBH, Sasuke deserved it. LOL)

Blasted off every member of Team Taka like a doll

His entire conversation and fight sequence with Kisame (Their banters and exchanges are way too hilarious)

His dynamics with his Elder Brother (God!!!! Whenever Raikage gives him an Iron Claw.... What a hilarious duo!!!!)

9. Hatake Kakashi

Kakashi was my most favourite character when I started the series for simply being ultra-cool with the way he conducted the Bell-Test and taught a valuable lesson for those bratty kids in Team 7 called ‘Team Work’.

Best Moments:

Kakashi vs Obito Hand-to-Hand Combat (the best in the series)

Kakashi in the Gaara retrieval arc (His fight with Itachi & Deidara gave a good start to the shippuden series. His Mangekyou reveal was surprising).

Kakashi & Guy teaming up with Naruto to reveal Obito in a twisty and tragic way. (Kakashi couldn’t handle the truth at all and neither did I)

Kakashi vs Zabuza (That’s when I realized that the series was getting real serious)

8. Jiraiya

Jiraiya was my next favourite to Kakashi during my Part 1 days. His open perversion and his entire dynamics with Naruto was one of the best things during the Chunin Exams arc. Taught Naruto about Chakra Control and about the way of a shinobi by just enduring. Naruto follows this even today.

Best Moments:

Kuchiyose No Jutsu training (Man, I never expected him to push Naruto off the cliff)

Rasengan Training (One of the best arcs in part 1 and it was soo satisfying to see Naruto punching his first Rasengan on Kabuto, He also acted like a quasi parent to Naruto... heartwarming)

Jiraiya Vs Six paths of Pain ( 6 vs 1 was always doomed but still he had the guts of a shinobi and plunged ahead)

7. Uchiha Madara

Geez. What is there to not like him??

Everything he did was absolutely wrong ever since he broke up with Hashirama in a romantic way much similar to how couples break up in my country.

I am an Uchiha. You are a Senju. I wish it had been different.

This roughly translates to how 75% of lovers break up and marry someone else from their own clan in my state. (Duh!!!)

I am from XXX clan, you are from XXX clan. So we can’t love each other and my parents won’t accept this relationship. So let’s break up.

Alright, my first shipping couple in this series is HashiMada for this exact reason. (I started shipping SNS only after episode 478).

Just like Hashirama, Madara had an extensive build up right from episode 1 where Kurama compares Sasuke with Madara. And flashbacks from Itachi and Tobi spiked my curiosity and I wanted to see his face so badly ever since.

But the moment he landed gracefully like a diva in episode 321.... Woaahhhh!!!! He literally danced in the battlefield and ate up 100′s of guys with just a fucking Sharingan.

Best Moments:

Going Shirtless before 1000′s of people with Hashirama’s face, no less (Well, I literally went heart-eyed for 5 minutes. Sorry Sasuke, your ancester was way much sexier than you in the Orochimaru hideout and beats you by a million points).

Screaming Hashirama’s name like a cockatoo for 300 times even till the very end (Sorry Naruto, your obsession towards Sasuke for about 6 arcs is pale in comparison to Madara’s obsession which was established in just 6 or 7 episodes.)

I have 25 clones now. Do you want me to put Susanoo or not? You can’t answer. The answer is yes. (Man, his I don’t give a fuck attitude is just an alien level thing)

Openly admitting Only Hashirama Can Beat Me (Say what you will about Sasuke, Madara has no qualms about accepting his inferiority in terms of power. An absolute Straight Forward diva-queen)

Awakening Sharingan for breaking up with his ‘friend’ rather than for his 3 dead brothers. (Geez, Poor Soul. He is the forefather of a Romantic Uchiha. That romantic blood still flows in Sasuke)

6. Senju Hashirama

Man, I would have placed him somewhere in top 5 if only he was introduced early or had more scenes. I started watching Naruto only because of this very name. There is a local podcaster in my state who goes under the alias of Senju Hashirama and in his podcasts, he hinted about this character and how he was inspired by his ideals. I just googled and saw that this character belonged to Naruto series and I considered watching it. Here I am, making analysis on that very series.

There was this excellent build up for him right when we got introduced to Captain Yamato. He was constantly referred in flashbacks from Itachi and Tobi especially.

But the moment he was reanimated again..... Geez..... It was an hilarious ride all throughout. Out of all the flashbacks we got from this series, Founders Era flashback was my absolute favourite.

From where I come from, we are still under the stupid influence of Clan infrastructure and are not growing up in many aspects like people in western countries do. For me, I hope, one day, someone like Senju Hashirama appears in our state and change our lives for better by uniting all clans as one and treats everyone equally without the shitty favouritism for their own children, friends, parents, siblings.

That’s why this dialogue struck a thunder in my heart

“Be they a friend.... Be they a sibling.... Be it even my own child. I will not forgive anyone who threatens the village.”

Because the clan leaders in our place are absolutely selfish, trash bastards who serves their own needs with no regards for other people from other clans. For a person like me, Hashirama is not just a fictional hero, he is someone who many aspires to become. No wonder that podcaster chose this name as his alias.

He rightfully deserved the title ‘God of Shinobi’. And no one can surpass him, not even Naruto.

Best Moments:

Wood Style vs Eternal Mangekyou sharingan + Kurama powered Madara (He just beats Madara’s ass by a wide margin. This shows he was a whole fucking different level than Naruto + Sasuke combined. In terms of strength, nobody surpassed him YET. Sorry Naruto and Sasuke, you guys are no match even now with your Rinnegan and Kurama lost forever).

His entire banters with Madara (ROFLLLL. Without him, it would have been just another lifeless arc.)

5. Senju Tobirama

Hmmm, let me tell you something about him.

First off, he is not a racist or fascist as many hardcore Sasuke fanatics claims. He is one of the best hokages according to me. He is abso-fucking-lutely practical, rational, logical and holds no grudge. And Sasuke resembles Tobirama with all these characteristics as compared to soft and naive Naruto. If only he had more screen time, he would be easily in my top 3.

Just because he didn’t lick the boots of Uchiha (many people’s favorite clan or may I say the only clan that was given any shit about in this series), it doesn’t make him a racist or fascist.

No, he never persecuted the Uchihas. Danzo, the crass bastard, driven off the Uchihas only after the Kyuubi incident. It was explicitly mentioned in the databook and was clearly explained in the series.

He literally gave the highest position in the village for the entire clan. That is, a military power inside a military village. ‘Shinobi who can cause crimes can only be stopped by shinobi who are even better’. In my state, if a powerful clan decided to persecute another clan, they simply start by cutting off basic amenities like Water and Electricity. Compared to what I’ve seen, Tobirama did nothing but given the Uchihas, the highest position in their village.

Orochimaru only said giving such a power made them conceited (arrogant). Tobirama had a trusted subordinate called Kagami, an Uchiha in his team. He suggested Kabuto to help Sasuke and even teleported him on his request. He even spited Madara for killing Sasuke, an Uchiha. He openly claimed Uchiha clan exceeds Senju in terms of Love. He openly appreciated Itachi and Kagami as someone who sees beyond their clan. In what world, would a racist or fascist do all this for a clan he hates???

Yes, he was cautious of Sasuke at first because he saw him with Orochimaru and even went full-on battle mode because of Sasuke’s carefree threat to destroy the village. But once he decided to go to the battlefield to fight Madara, he simply forgot everything that happened before and started to work with him as a comrade, and even helped him twice. In which world, a racist or fascist behave this way?

Believe me, a person like me who was grown with these clan politics surely can say who is a fascist. He was not. He was just cautious of them because of their ability to attain superpowers with just emotions alone. Let me ask you all this, ‘Would you be okay with people getting crazy powers whenever they are depressed?’. Being cautious is not racism. It really disrespects people who faced real oppression under fascism.

What Madara and Danzo did was a classical example of fascism.

And No, Izuna didn’t die only because of Tobirama. He died because Madara was too arrogant to instigate war with Senju clan. And this was way before forming Konoha. If Tobirama killed Izuna after the alliance between Uchiha and Senju, I would agree that he was a racist. Izuna lost his life just like any other Uchiha and Senju soldiers in that battlefield.

Just because he shitted your beloved ‘Sasuke-Kun’ doesn’t mean he is a racist too. Tobirama saw Sasuke along with that scoundrel Orochimaru who once used this very two hokages to destroy the very village they strived hard to create and protect. What will you do, if you were in his place?? Please don’t lie and say ‘I wouldn’t be judgemental’.

And Imagine you are Tobirama, Sasuke is threatening to commit genocide against the entire village who had no idea about this coup detat instead of going against those old hags. Will you sit quiet as a Hokage??

He was the first person to suggest his brother, Itama, that Revenge against Uchihas are futile. All we need is an agreement to make truce. That gave the idea for Hashirama to pursue his dream. And Tobirama was happy to follow that dream and very supportive.

It’s because of all these reasons I placed him above Senju Hashirama.

Best Moments:

Amazing power display against Sasuke & Co with just an index finger (It was a pleasure to see everyone’s face trembling with mild sweat including Sasuke).

Acted as a decoy to save his young subordinates. (The way he sacrificed his life saying young wills of fire must be protected is just Woow!! I wish his subordinates listened to his words and passed the mantle to the younger ones rather than playing game at such an old age and screwed up many lives. Pfft!!!)

Any time he says ‘Shut Up’ to Hashirama (ROFL)

His absolute ‘I don’t give a fuck’ attitude to Naruto, Sasuke, Hashirama, Minato and Madara (He trolled them all mercilessly and I love it)

4. Senju Tsunade

It hurts me to say that Tsunade is the only female character in my list because every other female characters were written in a much more piss poorly way. Only Konan came close to Tsunade but her role was very short.

Despite her character’s purpose revolved around another male character (Dan) and a blatant objectification of her breasts, I liked everything about her other than those mentioned above.

She is the Second Best Hokage who took Konoha right after the destruction made by Orochimaru, excellently handled the aftermath by making friendly relations with Suna (Sand village), provided her best medical support to Konoha in the Pain Arc and successfully handled the fourth Shinobi world war.

She is such a badass who developed her own original jutsu called Byakugou no Jutsu, which can heal herself.

She is just way too amazing and it’s a pity that we got very less scenes in Shippuden.

Best Moments:

Took 25+ stabs from Madara’s Susanoo like a piece of cake (Man, I simply couldn’t describe that scene. All the other Kages were shocked and even Madara too)

Lifted her advisors like a cabbage sack (Those fucking old hags deserved it. Those shits should’ve died)

Her index finger flick assault on Naruto (Aww, Naruto was definitely bratty in his first meeting and Tsunade didn’t hold back at all)

Played Orochimaru like a basketball (In that same arc, she fought Orochimaru mercilessly like a devil left and right. Someone who claimed to have surpassed Tsunade never even dared to fight Orochimaru’s student and crying for his attention after just receiving one stab from Madara. Just saying)

3. Uzumaki Naruto

Naruto is the titular character and your emotions evolve along with him. He surely deserves a spot in Top 3. The only reason I didn’t place Naruto even more higher is because he didn’t experience something very important which many characters in this list faced. That is, Losing a loved one before his eyes. Every villain in this series became what they are because they lost someone important before their eyes like Nagato, Obito. (Nope, I don’t count Neji as his loved one). I think this tests the mettle of any character and Naruto failed to experience this. The only person he ever lost was Jiraiya and that too from off-screen. That’s why I felt his journey to his dreams seemed little easier compared to the rest of the characters.

His best block of episodes will always be the part 1 Episode 1, 2, 3. Episode 1 is the character defining episode for Naruto and what he learned there will be applied everywhere till the very end of the series. He learned 3 things

Forgiveness, Empathy and Acceptance

Talk-No-Jutsu

Kage Bunshin no Jutsu

From then on, this boy wins many friends to his side, not only from Konoha but from other villages too and even made them to acknowledge his strength only through his sheer hard work.

However, there is this person, whose acknowledgement he wants the most. That person is his most important bond along with Iruka Sensei. He is none other than Sasuke. One day, Sasuke left him alone for some unavoidable reason at the end of part 1 which left a huge scar in him and he vows to bring him back to the place where he belongs. That becomes his ultimate goal rather than becoming an Hokage.

The way he goes to any extent to protect the people he cares about is just simply entertaining to watch.

Every time he makes an heroic entry to save the day was never boring, not once.

Best Moments:

Sobbing from his heart after hearing Iruka Sensei acknowledging him (It just makes me feel heavy for no reason. The anime team did an awesome job to capture his emotions convincingly)

Awakening Kyuubi Mode for the first time after seeing Sasuke die in his arms (Man, out of all the collective hatred he got from the villagers, this moment affected him a lot speaks volumes)

Punching Neji from the underground to win the Chunin exams (God, I honestly believed Naruto lost but he just surprised us heavily from nowhere. And that failure speech was just pure bliss to watch even today)

Pain Vs Naruto (One of the best arc for Naruto. Because unlike other arcs, where Naruto fought with a team, this arc he was all alone fighting a person with Rinnegan. Be it the exuberant landing from the frogs with a dramatic kabuki music, creating multi-step attacks, coming up with novel solution in that difficult situation, finally ending the conflict without killing the enemy, becoming an hero. Superb journey. The only thing I didn’t like in that arc is some shitty selfish proposal. PUKE!!)

Bearing the burdens of his most important person and die along with him (This boy always shouts he will never die until he becomes an Hokage. But for Sasuke, he was ready to die along with him in order to not leave him alone proves how much he loves him. This shows his emotional maturity rather than shouting at Sasuke like he always did before which never reached his ears. This time it did)

Final Good Bye to Minato (Honestly, I was bawling just like Naruto in that scene no matter how many times I watch it. It started out slow but as he speaks more and more, he simply couldn’t hold back and wept a sea of tears 😭😭😭)

2. Uchiha Sasuke

One of the well written characters in this series, with all the flaws and positive stuffs which makes him more of an Anti-Hero. He always subverts my preformed opinions and never ceased to surprise me.

Despite being aloof and cold, his warmer side will always be exposed towards Naruto. This is evident by many things he had done for Naruto which he don’t have to or no reason to. Starting right from roasting Sakura, offering lunch, asking for tips, enquiring about breakfast, protecting him many times and dying for Naruto.

Why I placed him above Naruto is because of his unavoidable decision to tread in a complicated dark path primarily due to the trauma he carried and was stirred up again by collective factors such as Orochimaru’s cursed seal, Itachi’s arrival and Naruto’s growth. Compared to Sasuke, Naruto had an easier path because he never saw anyone die before his eyes and hence he don’t carry any trauma which can divert his path.

Even after watching his entire clan and family members murdered before his eyes at an age 8, he managed to pull himself and never snapped out like many other good characters does. But the moment when he found out that Itachi was good all along, he simply couldn’t tolerate the truth and gave himself to Vengeance. Because, he loved his brother more than he hated him all these years. This shows he loved his brother more than his parents. His resolve to destroy Konoha was perfectly understandable. But is it good? Nope. He can kill Danzo and those old hags but killing other people was never justifiable.

But still, his resolve to have his vengeance was diverted by Naruto and weakened by Itachi, at some point. So, he decided to know the truth and when he heard it, he understood the Hokages also sacrificed many precious things to protect this village just like his Brother Itachi. He understood the mistakes of his clan and decided to protect the village which he swore to destroy. [Many Sasuke fanatics think that he succumbed to the Government and Kishi wrote Sasuke to bootlick them. Their idea was to tackle genocide with another genocide. What a stupid idea!!!!]

And No, I don’t consider him trying to kill Sakura, Karin and Kakashi as his bad moments (though I feel bad for Karin). For the simple reason being, he became a monster by losing himself in the darkness who lost the rationality to differentiate friends from foes. Much similar to how Naruto lost himself to Kyuubi’s hatred against Orochimaru and in Pain Arc. It’s so hypocritical to ignore Naruto and accuse Sasuke here. Plus, Sakura had no business to be there otherwise Sasuke would not have tried to kill her.

But does it mean Sasuke did nothing wrong???

Nope.

He definitely shouldn’t have joined Akatsuki and hunted Killer Bee like an animal. Because, he knew that Tobi was the one who helped Itachi massacre the clan. When fighting Itachi he specifically vowed to kill Madara (Tobi). On top of that, Itachi passed on Amaterasu in his eyes specifically to stay away from Tobi. Why did he ally with him? Plus, Sasuke was one of the few characters who was exposed to the name ‘Akatsuki’ in part 1 itself. He clearly knew that this organization targets Naruto, his closest bond. Why did he join there? This is where the stupid part of Sasuke came out. I was grunting... ‘Oii Where did that clever Sasuke, who faced 1000 soldiers without killing any of them, went??’.

And his plan for Revolution???? I thought it would be reasonable. But his vision was eerily similar to Danzo’s vision. Grrr..... Danzo also wanted to create his ideal village by destroying the current Hokage. He wanted to unite the Five Village and put himself on top of everyone as evident from the Kage Summit arc.

I appreciate him that he finally adopted the Will of Fire, by wanting to protect the village at all costs just like Itachi and Hashirama did. But his methods are not very democratic. Plus, he wanted to do it alone. I was screaming at him... ‘Grrr, Sasuke, did you listen to Itachi at all???. He failed because he did everything alone. Why can’t you understand????’ This is also another instance, Sasuke’s stupidity glanced out.

I am happy Naruto knocked some sense into him by telling him not to do it alone but together.

Many fanatics also ask, ‘What did Sasuke do wrong to atone for his sins at the end?’.

I was like ‘Reallly????’

He joined Akatsuki, an organization which terrorized all the 5 villages and he hunted someone like an international criminal.

He spoiled the Kage Summit and attacked Raikage who lost his arm because of him. I know what happened over there is not Sasuke’s fault. But these are the kages who was loved by many people in their own villages. How can the world forget it and simply let him go?

It’s exactly because of all those lovely stuffs he did in Part 1 and all these mistakes he did in Part 2 but willing to correct his mistakes by sharing the burdens of his other half in the end made him more interesting, complicated and exciting and that’s why I love this character.

I also have a personal bias to love this character sooo much because of the character on top of my list.

Best Moments:

Defending Naruto before Sakura (Awww!!! Such a good boy he was. Eventhough I thought he was a typical arrogant K-Drama hero, he just subverted my opinion in that one scene. I always have a thing for people who stands up for someone even though they don’t have to. This is where I started to like Sasuke)

My body moved on its own. (Is there anything that trumps this scene in terms of emotions and love in this series?. This moment is where I understood the depth of Sasuke’s emotions towards Naruto).

What is a Clan? What is a Village? What is a Shinobi? (I was really hoping for Sasuke to question himself something similar to this. Because he was so self-absorbed in his hatred and failed to look outside him ever since he left the village. It was so gratifying that he did that)

Killing Orochimaru (I always thought Sasuke will kill him only after he tries to take over the body. Never imagined that he will strike the snake first)

Killing Danzo (Man, what an amazing battle!!!. It was so gratifying to see such a crass bastard die many times over and over).

His dramatic confession through his monologue (After the mystery of Who is this Tobi, Sasuke’s obsession towards Naruto remained a mystery for me. Why did he listen to Naruto under the bridge? Why did he protected Naruto in the War? I got the answer only after this confession. It was so heartwarming to see this mellow side of Sasuke)

1. Uchiha Itachi

I could write pages about him. The foremost reason I like Itachi and earns the top spot in my rankings is because he shockingly resembled me in many ways. As I already said, I come from a place where clan politics plays a major role and when I see Sasuke’s flashback in part 1, I was simply dumbstruck by such a detailed similarities.

Elder child of the family - ✅

Have an adorable younger sister who loves me more than my parents - ✅

Same age gap (5 years) with my sister as Itachi and Sasuke - ✅

Parents paying total attention on me while ignoring my sister completely - ✅

Parents constantly comparing my achievements with my sister - ✅

A sister who bear hugged me every time I entered the home after returning from my school - ✅

Despite my mom being a teacher, my sister always prefers me to teach her stuffs as she considers me to be way too better than my mom - ✅

Love my sister more than my parents - ✅

Clan-Obsessed parents - ✅

Used me as a tool for the benefit of the clan - ✅

Sending another person from my clan to spy on me - ✅

Strained relationship with my parents - ✅

Disgusted with my clan - ✅

Most importantly, this dialogue from part 1 episode 129,

Clan? Clan?

Obsessed with the organization, Obsessed with the clan, Obsessed with the name, that’s merely the detestable action that restrict yourself.

I have given up all hope in this worthless clan

Because, people obsess themselves to their clan, a thing so petty, they lose sight of the things that are truly important.

A real change cannot occur under restraints and controls

I confronted my parents with the exact same dialogue (almost 98% similar) in my own native language some years ago.

I didn’t even know the existence of Naruto series at that time. I was simply shell-shocked by all these similarities with this character.

And Yes, The moment I heard these dialogues, I knew Itachi, was a good guy, who had a very strong reason for his actions and I instantly knew Sasuke’s revenge will not bear him any happiness.

It is exactly because of all these striking similarities of myself with Itachi, and my lil’l sister with Sasuke, my family dynamics with the Uchiha family.... I could understand the magnitude of Sasuke’s love towards Itachi.

And precisely because of that, I could understand Sasuke’s love towards Naruto is not fucking ‘brotherly’ one but something that leans towards Attraction.

No wonder, Itachi left Sasuke in Naruto’s care.

Anyways to speak objectively,

Itachi is an extremely self-sacrificial person whose life is full of pain and miseries but never blames it on the world unlike other Uchiha members like Madara, Obito and Sasuke to an extent.

He did things considering the bigger picture which never benefitted himself in anyway and was willing to go to any extent even at the expense of his own family and his brother’s happiness. That is, Uchiha Clan Massacre and Joining Akatsuki. None of this benefitted him in anyways but he did it anyway, for the village of Konoha.

His ideals are shockingly similar to Hashirama, Which Sasuke pointed this out and Hashirama acknowledged that Itachi was a better shinobi than he was. ❤️❤️❤️

Now, does this means I support Uchiha clan massacre?

No way. Even Itachi didn’t.

This massacre happened because of the huge clusterfuck from Hiruzen’s incompetence, Danzo’s paranoid arrogance, Uchiha clan’s devious plan to over throw the government by force rather than approaching it in a peaceful way, say, a peace talk or a protest.

All these people acted on their own self-interest. Itachi and Shisui caught in their whirlpool, bear their burdens and paid for it with their life. Sasuke suffered for it.

But, it’s not the only reason I love this character. It’s because, the moment he decided to massacre everyone, he marked his own death by the hands of his beloved brother. I love people who owns up their mistakes and face the consequences rather than making excuses (even though it’s not entirely his mistake).

Itachi is also the only character in this series who realized his failures on his own without anyone’s interference or Naruto’s Talk-No-Jutsu.

And he apologized for everything he did to Sasuke.

Again, some hardcore Sasuke fanatics criticize/hate him for torturing their poor ‘Sasuke-Kun’ with his Tsukuyomi. I was like ‘Hmmm...What?’.

First off, Itachi apologized to Sasuke for not thinking out from his point of view and also for not telling him the truth earlier.

Second off, Sasuke never even blamed Itachi for anything (even he didn’t hold him for killing their parents). If Sasuke himself, forgiven Itachi... Why are his fans being so rabid?

Third off, for all of his supposed ‘crimes’, he paid for it by dying as a disgraceful Madman rather than a Hero who really saved the village. He is someone who should be celebrated like Naruto but instead died proudly as a Traitor of Konoha.

All in all, One of the wonderfully written character I have ever seen in the media.

Best Moments:

Itachi vs Sasuke (That battle was a pure brilliance and highly emotional especially after knowing the truth. When Sasuke released his Kirin, Itachi showed off his ultimate armour Susanoo like a badass. Seeing Susanoo for the first time gave me chills. No, Sasuke didn’t kill him. Itachi died on his own)

Itachi vs Orochimaru (Man, Itachi may look mellow but when it comes to Orochimaru he is a pure Sass. He screwed that snake up both the times by a wide margin. It seems Uchiha brothers like to fuck up Orochimaru, LOL)

Talk-No-Jutsu’ing Naruto (Geez, Naruto was being completely bratty and was full of saviour complex like he was going to bear everyone’s hatred by himself. I was almost annoyed. Thanks to Itachi, he realised. Probably he is the only character to shut Naruto using his own jutsu)

Izanami’ing Kabuto (Other than Naruto, he is the only character to go out of his way to empathize with a villain and put extreme effort to change him. I think this is why Sasuke loves Naruto, for seeing these similarities??? ).

Goodbye to Sasuke (The first time when he said ‘Forgive me, Sasuke. This is the last’ by poking his forehead and finally closing the distance by butting with Sasuke’s head softly saying ‘I will love you always’.... It always evokes uncontrollable tears in me, no matter how many times I watch it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)

HONOURABLE MENTION

Uchiha Obito

God, Am such a sucker for Uchiha guys individually, though collectively as a clan they fucked up big time. I simply couldn’t find the place for him in the top 10. He is a classic example of What Naruto will be like if he becomes a villain?

However, all those horrible stuffs he did just for a girl whom he had a crush on which was never reciprocated seems childish. That’s why I couldn’t put him in Top 10.

And his understandable but weird obsession on Naruto was always enjoyable to watch.

One cute thing I liked about him was, whatever criminal stuffs he may have done, he was never a cheapskate though. He had every chance to take back Kakashi’s Sharingan to activate his own Susanoo. But he never even thought of such an idea. He was a bad guy. But a good friend, no matter what.

Pure Baby!!! But lost his way!!!

Best Moments:

Importance of Team Work (’In the ninja world, Those who break the rules are scum. But those who abandon their comrades are worse than scum’. This very legacy he left to Kakashi came to defeat him later. And Naruto follows this motto even today)

Sacrificing his Sharingan (’I am giving you my Sharingan. No matter what the villagers say, you are a great Jonin. Please take it’. Awww!!! Obito. He left his Sharingan which helped Kakashi to complete a jutsu called ‘Chidori’, which is a go-to jutsu of Sasuke)

Thanks for the ask, anon. I thoroughly enjoyed writing this. ❤️

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What would they think on young Ezio Auditore being a part of the fellowship (Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir)

Request by @fucking-with-elves I actually don't know if you would write it, but on your main acc I saw you love ac 2, so I thouth of maybe you can write a headcanon for how Legolas, Aragorn, Gimli and Boromir would think about young Ezio if he somehow fell into Middle-Earth and ended up being in The Fellowship? Multifandom headcanon :D Lots of love from me to you 🥰🌻

Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir -> Ezio Auditore da Firenze

TW: Multifandom: LOTR + Assassin's Creed 2 (Ezio trylogy)

AN I am so excited about it 'cause Ezio is my absolute favorite Italian boy and I have thought about him being in the feloowship before ahhaha

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What would they think on young Ezio Auditore being a part of the fellowship (Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Boromir)

Aragorn

They found him surrounded by at least 30 orcs and Aragorn was the first to run on top of his strenght to help a stranger

He felt an initial shock when he saw that guy standing in the circle of 30 dead bodies

For a solid minute he was feeling miserable comparing his own fighting skill with Ezio's

Like we all know Aragorn is fighting beast but Ezio?

"How did you kill them, is it some kind of magic? You haven't drew you sword..." poor Aragorn didn't know about Ezio's hidden blades and that blew his mind

At first Aragorn was thinking Ezio is one of the Rangers of the North

So he though Ezio's clothes is strange since it's all white and not help him to hide in the nature

He grew fond of him fast enough since he knew Ezio's skills are most welcome in their journey

But sometimes Ezio annoys him by being way too childish, duh boy is only in his twenties

And also by his showing-off, like climbing on everything he sees, making everything looks swag-ish... Just, man, be s i m p l e

Though sometimes Aragorn seeks Ezio's advise, 'cause sometime he can produce really good and wise thoughts. But just sometimes

Ezio told Aragorn the story of betrayal of his family and that he have to live in permanent disguise and Aragorn can feel that

So despite the fact that Ezio sometimes annoyes the Mordor out of him, he thinks of adopting him as his once missing son

Also Aragorn always asks him to teach him some moves when they both have time for that, cause, once again, he feels so bad about his fighting skills when he looks at Ezio in battles

When they was in Rohan he really hoped Eowyn would someday switchs on Ezio 'cause he himself finds Ezio the way more charismatic and favorable among women

Not because he didn't want to hurt her by tellling her that he still loves Arwen

Aragorn promised Ezio he would talk with Lord Elrond about him and they will try to find out whether he can make his way home or not

Legolas

At first, same as Aragorn, Legolas was puzzled by what that stranger did with all of these orcs all alone

He finds Ezio quite captivating: from the way he fights to the way he climbs a lonely ancient tower and sits on top of it in the most funnier way just for chill

Legolas finds it great how easy-going Ezio is

He also adores Ezio's direct, posed, theatrical humour

Unlike Aragorn, our fasion diva quite likes Ezio's outfit. Is it weird? Pretty yes. Is it sutes him and makes him looks even hotter? Hell yeah as well. Legolas aproved.

Btw Legolas tried it on himself - the entire Fellowship lost their shit laughing at him. It seems Legolas is too tiny in shoulders for that outfit. He's jelous though, cause he loves how it looks on Ezio.

He sometimes goes feral when Aragorn asks Ezio and not him to check the way orcs took, cause Ezio literally see their trail. That's Eagle Vision, bitch

When Legolas is proudly talking about his elvish boots that help him play tricks on gravity, Ezio jumps from the top of the tower and landing in the hecking haystack without being damaged. Legolas is furious, he broke a rib when fell off the horse and this bastard jumps off the freaking tower without being hurt.....

Legolas is quite impressed with how easy learning Sindarin is for Ezio. Once he became interested in this weird language Legolas speaks, he wanted to learn it and he learned it pretty fast. Little Legolas knew how many languages Ezio knows: Italian, Latin, Spanish, English. And now Sindarin.

Legolas is happy to teach Ezio how to use bow, since it seems the bow is the only weapon this allien hasn't master the skills to

Since the day Ezio told his hometown is one of the centers of art and culture on Earth, Legolas cannot stop asking him about Florence culture and art. He is fascinated by Ezio's stories, especially by his painting of Cathedral of Santa Maria del Fiore

He also asks him about Gods and religions, since on the painting of Cathedral he asks what Cathedral is and after Ezio's answer got only more questions

Gimli

Thanks Aüle Ezio is not another flawless elf

Thanks Aüle Ezio is not another flawless human *peeks at Aragorn*

Laughts hard when Ezio tries to empress everyone by doing his parkour and messes up, falling on the ground

Laughts even harder listening to Ezio's grunting when he's carrying anything that weighs more than 2 pounds

Since Merry and Pippin often climb on him just for fun, you can imagine how often Giml laughs at his grunting

Hates Ezio for he always achieve the highest count in killing competions

Also loves Ezio for he always achieve the higher count in killing competions that Legolas

He genuinly loves Ezio for pissing Legolas off

Gimli's studying Ezio's armour and weapons. Hidden blades and hidden gun especially, for he has never in his life seen these weapons.

He tried Ezio's hidden blade, put it on his hand. Gimli freaked out when the blade popped out under his palm and Ezio chuckled at him

"Did you really have to cut your fingers to use this machine?" the panic in his eyes was understandable, though Ezio wasn't that scared of cutting his own finger when he got to know that he have to. Thanks God his friend was joking

"In ancient time, before this blade has been modified- yes, that's why assassins still greet each other by placing their palm, with ringfinger bend, to their chest" he explains "Missing ringfinger was the only assassin's hallmark before, so they could identify each other while being in disguise"

"Aye, lad, I'm glad you have your finger"

Greets Ezio with assassin's greeting to make him feel more homey

Gimli is amased with the axe skills Ezio has. Forget what he said about "not being flawless" the guy is hecking one-man army

After Ezio told Gimli we have our own town under the mountain - Derinkuyu - and that he wanted to visit it but hadn't the chance yet, Gimli is desperate to show him Moria and Erebor

Teaches him Khuzdul name-calling, so Ezio could mock Boromir not in Italian only

Boromir

God this man is Ezio's biggest fan

"You are welcome to join Gondor's army, so my guys could have a week off" he said with his eyes wide open and his jaw hanging, after watching Ezio destroyed 10 orcs in 10 seconds

Follows him around all the time

As Gimli, Boromir is strucked by Ezio's weapons, but unlike his friend, he's more interested in his hidden gun. It blows his mind 'cause WHAT IN THE NAME OF ERU IS IT????? HOW DOES IT WORK??

He almost shot Legolas by accident - bullet got stucked in the tree near Legolas' hand. Legolas went feral and Ezio froze for a secon. That was the last time Ezio gave his gun to someone.

"Gondor does no need a Ring now to destroy Sauron" he says at least ten time per day

Everyone jokes he simply fell in love with Ezio

Even Ezio jokes about that

Sparring, sparring, sparring. They always dueling, making fun of each other with Merry and Pippin

Boromir gets equally offended and amused when Ezio mocks him in Italian, cause he doesn't understand a thing

"Legolas, this Italian language is more beautiful than yours"

Excited to introduce Ezio to Faramir

Actually offered him position of a combat mentor in Gondor army

Ezio teaches him different military tactics he knows from history books and warfare studies

Boromir says his favorite are Alexander Nevsky's tactic at Battle on the Ice and Sun Bin's destroying of Pan Juan and his army. Though, neither of these two tactics are useful for Boromir, since Gondor does not have lakes with ice and usually it's Gondor's cities that are occupied, he still really loves these two, since he thinks they are both outrageously cunning and smart

Despite Ezio can beat his ass without much effort, Boromir always in his older brother™ mood for him

"Do not make fun of him he's from ANotTEr WOrlD!!!!!"

Boromir really loves to walk with Ezio and just listen to his outrageous stories and to tell Ezio his own in return

A small part of his heart want Ezio to stay in Middle-Earth forever, 'cause he has found a great friend in him

Same goes for Ezio, he realized he do not have much friends like Boromir back at home. Ideological brothers - yes, but real soulmates? Leonardo only

So Boromir gave him his one-of-a-kind dagger so if Ezio gets home someday there's something that would remind him of his friend

AN So that's it! That was a joy to write, but I am still kinda nervous about it hahah I really love Ezio tho. So I hope you liked it as much as I do

Forever tag: @bonjour-rainycity

Tag list: @grunid @gossip-girl-of-middle-earth @moonrisegirl21 @kriimu10

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trashytoastboi · 4 years

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Could I possibly request Sanji and Doffy (separately) realizing they like a guy? Love your writing btw ^.^

Heyya!🍀 of course~ thank you so much🥺 I hope you enjoy~

Askbox: Currently open

(Male Pronouns)

Headcanons: Sanji, Doflamingo – Realizing they like a guy.

Sanji

🍽It was a normal occurrence for Sanji to sometimes make special drinks or dishes exclusively for Nami and Robin, somehow it changed when he began making a third serving and the sole person in mind – {Name}

🍽Sanji tends to act like a gentleman around him and notices that he has endless compliments to give to {Name} and honestly finds when it comes to him, flirting comes oh so naturally. (Plus seeing {Name’s} blushing face is something that brightens Sanji’s day)

🍽His thoughts are quite literally taken over by {Name}, but Sanji finds no issue with this and enjoys thinking about him.

🍽Constantly finding reasons or excuses to spend time with him, Sanji just wants to be with him and doesn’t need any explanation as to why; but Sanji does have the habit of sulking if {Name} happens to be busy with something and is unable to spend time with him.

🍽Sanji is always concerned for {Name’s} wellbeing and always checking in to make sure he is warm enough – if not Sanji gives him whatever coat he is wearing at the time; if {Name} is feeling alright – if not, Sanji will comfort him or make his good mood better; if {Name} has eaten enough – if not, Sanji will be ready and waiting to prepare his favourite meal.

🍽Extremely protective of {Name} from danger as well as any other ‘love rivals’, Sanji will literally be willing to wage a war against Zoro if he thinks that Zoro is getting too close to his crush.

🍽Sanji’s feelings were fully realized when he began getting nosebleeds from seeing {Name} shirtless.

Donquixote Doflamingo

🧶 It is one of the most blatantly obvious things when Doflamingo is interested in someone…since his usual thoughts revolve around himself and everyone else is merely a background character…meaning when another person occupies the center stage of his thoughts. There has to be a reason why.

🧶 As he thinks more about it, Doflamingo grows increasingly more interested and intrigued by {Name}, desiring to get to know him even more for the sole fact of discovering what has him so enamoured.

🧶 For this reason, Doflamingo keeps {Name} at his side, for what he claims to be company’s sake. Occasionally conversational partners which allows him to learn more about {Name} as well as searching for explanation of how he began to develop feelings for him.

🧶 Doflamingo is a bit over the top and has no chill when he does things such as cutting {Name’s} food and even feeds it to him. {Name} is not allowed to refuse Doflamingo’s doting.

🧶 Will easily kill any person who dares to even slightly upset {Name}

🧶 On the other side of the spectrum Doflamingo feels a bit nervous and afraid around {Name}, not of him directly; but for the fact that he inspires a feeling in Doflamingo, one that makes him want to be vulnerable around {Name}.

🧶 Everyone knew about his feelings, even {Name} knew…the only person in denial was Doflamingo, it could not get anymore obvious when he would literally make {Name} sit in his lap, while snuggling into him.

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espship18 · 2 years

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Kpop ship for katherinem1996

Hi friends! I have a ship today for @katherinem1996 ! Black Friday weekend has passed so we can get back to our regularly scheduled program! Here we gooo

Based off of your request, I used these characteristics to help me ship you:

5′2 w/ curly brown hair and brown eyes (medium skin tone)

Dimples

Loves animals- hopes to get a dog

Doesn’t like crowds- prefers small group gatherings

Honest, hardworking, kind, bubbly, and a perfectionist

Going to law school KILL IT BABY

Hobbies include: photography, traveling, poems

Loves rock music!

Mom style of clothing

And in your request you asked to be shipped with Monsta X! I’m super excited so let’s get to shippin!

Monsta X: Jooheon

Okay, I would first like to say that if you wanna get a puppy- you’re getting one! His name is Jooheon and he’s got fluffy hair, and is an absolute sweetheart! But for real though, I feel like you two would be so cute! The visuals I have in my head are so sweet!! He’s that type of guy that is in that perfect spot that is equally quiet and domestic but loud and extroverted, that I feel like would compliment your personality best. Also, I would like to say how much of a win-win being with Jooheon is because you get a little friend group with Monsta X!! It’s all coming together *chefs kiss*. The first ice-breaker that I think you two would go through is sharing your writing. Hellooo, it’s Jooheon we’re talking about here! Imagine sitting with Jooheon for hours exchanging lyrics/poems and analyzing each passage together! You two would create a strong connection that way because when you exchange thoughts like that, you open a door of vulnerability that is hard to reverse or get rid of. And since you two are so amazing together, it’s gonna give you two an extremely close bond that will last a lifetime! Next, Jooheon would absolutely fall for your sweet personality and he would ADORE your smarts too! He’s easily your personal cheerleader- so don’t worry about going through hard decisions alone. A little detail I think is super sweet is that if you’re having a rough time making a decision with how you want your life to go, Jooheon is only gonna give advice when you ask for it. No un-solicited advice from that guy- it’s your life, you’re incharge of it, ya know? I also think it would be such a wholesome moment if Jooehon was there the day you got your acceptance letter to law school!! He’d help you get through the nervous jitters, jumping around the living room, and of course when you read the letter, HE’S gonna start crying. Which like btw, he’d be SO INCREDIBLY PROUD OF YOU, DUDE. Of course he wasn’t there for the entirety of your educational career, but he’s seen you work hard to get accepted into law school- and he’s just head over heels happy for you! He’d also do his absolute best to make sure you stay in touch with your hobbies and you take breaks from school so you don’t get burnt out. He’d get you one of those little polaroid cameras and you two would scrapbook all of your adventures! Just imagine how sweet it would be!! Jooheon is most definitely the guy to spoil you on date night by the way. You literally work your ass off everyday so of course you deserve to be pampered and spoiled. He does his best to keep you on your toes with surprises, but you can overall count on him to make the night as sweet as it can be. Lastly, Jooheon is definitely a cuddler, so be prepared for some sweet PDA with him! He loves keeping you close to him, and squishing you- reminding him that you’re here for him, it calms him down so much and I loVE THAT FOR YOU TWOOO!!

~STA

#katherinem1996 x idol ship #kpop #kpop writing #kpop ships #kpop ship blog #kpop reactions #shipping blog #Monsta X #monsta x ships #jooheon #joohoney

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spacesuitsforemergency · 4 years

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Oops!...I Did It Again

Word Count: 1.8k

Requested by @must-be-ryan: Oneshot idea (maybe?): Music Meister learning he has a kid in their early teens who just discovered their powers and followed in his footsteps

A/N: I tweaked it slightly so that he already knew his daughter. And btw her powers are so that she can speak and people will do as she says. Singing too, but just talking will do the trick. Also I’m literally the dumbest person on earth, I kept misspelling ‘sandwich’. I wrote this while listening to the High School Musical soundtracks

Music Meister Tagging: @silverdecepticon93

“Dad!” You shout in panic. “Help me!”

You watch as your dad comes barreling down the grand staircase of the mansion (which he had used his powers to “buy”), nearly slipping on the marble floors. It was way more hilarious because he was still in his pajamas, and had shaving cream on half his face.

He looks around the foyer, expecting to see danger, but everything looks normal. The only thing that tipped him off was his daughter standing in the front doorway, and the mail man was passed out on the porch.

“What happened?” He asked, joining you in the doorway and peering down at the dude.

“I don’t know! The guy told me to have a nice day, I said ‘drop dead’ and he just fell!” You gesture down to the man you potentially just killed.

“First of all, when someone says ‘have a nice day’, the proper response is ‘you too’.” Your dad corrects. “Second of all, is he actually dead?”

“I don’t know! Why do you think I yelled for help?” You raise an eyebrow at him.

Dennis reaches down and finds the mail mans pulse, sighing in relief when there is indeed one.

“He’s not dead...” he stands back up. “How did you do that?”

“What part of ‘I don’t know’ do you not understand?” You cross your arms, frustrated because you’re freaking out and he’s not helping so far.

“Is that sass, Missy?” He puts a hand on his hip.

“Dad! You’re not helping!”

“Okay, okay!” He nods, racking his brain for ideas. Then it hits him. “Oh my god, my darling! You must have developed your powers!”

“What? I thought you said I was too old to get them anymore?” You ask as he wraps you in a bear hug, picking you up and twirling.

“Well I guess that was one of the rare moments I was wrong!” He cheers joyfully as he sets you down. “Okay, tell me to do something.”

“Uh...make me a sandwich?” You shrug.

Nothing happens.

“Try to add a little...emotion. Show me some urgency!” He snaps his fingers. “Give me some pizzazz!”

“Make me a sandwich!” You yell at him, making sure to pour out your frustration.

He suddenly looses emotion in his face, and at first you’re kind of freaked out. Then he robotically moves to the kitchen, opening the fridge and cupboards as he gathers sandwich ingredients. You watch with your jaw dropped as he actually makes you a sandwich, and he blinks as soon as it’s finished. He looks around in confusion, staring at the sandwich in his hands.

“Why am I making a sandwich?” He asked after a minute.

“Holy shit! I did it!” You shout in glee.

“I have taught you better manners than that, but holy shit indeed!” He mirrors your excitement as he runs back over to you. “My baby girl is all grown up!”

“Now, what do we do about the mail man?” You point to him.

“Hm. I’ll take care of this. You go eat, you need some energy for the day we’re going to have!” He grins.

“What are we doing?” You ask.

“My dear, darling daughter, we are celebrating!” He sang. “I’ve been waiting for this day for 15 years! You are getting proper attire for villainy, and we are planning your first heist tonight!”

“Aw! Dad!” You groan in disgust when he kissed you on top of the head, his shaving cream getting in your hair. “Thanks a lot! Now I have to wash my hair again!”

•

“So what color scheme are we going for?” Your dad asks.

“I am not wearing your hideous green and purple.” You mumble as you stare at the stuff he already picked out in resentment. You were currently in some department store, picking out your new villain fit with your dad.

The past couple hours were almost torture, your dad just wouldn’t stop fawning over you. He was so excited and proud though, you couldn’t even get angry at the guy. He was thrilled to begin passing the torch down to you, and both of you were eager to get started.

“Um, I think you mean the gorgeous combination of lime and violet?” He scoffs, clearly offended. “It is one of the only things me and my dear friend Edward can agree on.”

“Well you and your dear friend Edward are wrong.” You shake your head.

“Y/N, it is not rocket science. Just pick something. We still need to give you a name.” He shoved the rack of clothing at you.

“Oh, I picked that out when I was 9.” You say, finally actually looking through the clothes, despite already knowing you wouldn’t like any of it.

Even after your father gave you the news that you would most likely not develop powers since you had passed the age he had received them, you still wanted them. You wanted to become just like your dad, he was your idol. You of course would never tell him that, his ego was way too big already.

“You...you did?” His voice cracks, a smile making its way to his face as he tears up.

“Are we really getting sappy right now?” You sigh.

“No!” He quickly wiped his tears. “No, of course not. What is it, dear? Tell me.”

“Siren. Hypnotic powers through voice? What do you think?” You grin.

“It’s fitting, dramatic, mysterious, threatening. I love it!” He hugs you for about the millionth time today. “Honey you have no idea how happy I am to hear that!”

“Hear what?” You wheeze from the tight hug.

“To hear that you picked out a name! To hear that you’ve wanted this for so long!” He finally let’s go to let you breathe properly. “Now, Siren, have you choosen your attire?”

“Yeah yeah. I hate it though.” You say sarcastically, pretending to be disgusted by the color combo.

You stuff the clothes into your bag, both of you getting ready to slip past the workers. You hear someone clear your throat behind you, and see Karen the Manager. The worst villain of all.

“I’m calling security. Don’t think I didn’t see that.” She sniped at you, sneering at the both of you before saying into her com; “We got a couple of lowlifes trying to smuggle some merchandise.”

“Lowlifes, Karen?” You glare at her. “You can just drop dead, lady!”

Then she falls to the ground.

“Oops, I did it again.” You wince.

“Lesson Number 1, you have got to stop saying that to people.” Your father shakes his head at you. “Not to worry! But we should get out of here before-“

“Hey! Stop right there!” A mall security guard shouts from the entrance of the store.

“Dad, what do we do?” You ask, panicked at this point.

“This is perfect practice! Siren, if you will.” He gestures to the guards coming for the both of you.

“What?!” Your eyes widen.

“Go on!” He nudges you, like a mother bird kicking its hatchling out of the nest. “Lesson Number 2, come up with it on the spot!”

“Stop!” You shout at the guards, and they freeze. “Okay uh...let us go. This never happened.”

“This never happened.” The 3 men nod, still frozen.

You and your dad creep past them, then book it out of the department store. You race down the hallways of the mall, shoving people out of your way. More mall cops pursue you as you dash towards the doors.

“Get the car! I’m right behind you!” Your dad pushes you through the doors.

“But I can’t drive!” You protest as he tosses you the keys.

“Lesson Number 3, go with the flow, my dear!” He grins before turning to deal with the guards.

You reluctantly rush to the car, not really sure how to even start it. You quickly figure it out, then drive to the entrance. Your dad sprints out a moment later, practically falling into the car.

“Step on it!” He screeches as police cars pull up from behind you.

You speed forward, barreling down the road. Your dad grabs the wheel to help guide you, while also looking back every so often to watch the police cars in pursuit.

“This is a lot of trouble for the ugliest outfit ever!” You yell in alarm as you nearly rear end someone, but your dad quickly swerves.

“It’s for the drama, darling!” Your dad beams, turning the radio on. “Plus the publicity!”

“Ew, this song is awful.” You scrunch your nose when he doesn’t change the station.

“I’m a little busy at the moment!” He yells, taking out his music staff and shooting music beams at the police from the sunroof.

You finally lose the cops after awhile, your dad plopping back into the passenger seat. When you make it to your house you stumble out of the car, shaking from the adrenaline rush.

“I’d say that went pretty well for your first crime.” He says after a few moments of silence.

“I think I’m gonna be sick.” You groan.

“Wasn’t that such a thrill?” He ignores you, strutting up to the door. “How do you feel?”

You respond by throwing up in the well trimmed bushes, Dennis cringing as his daughters’ retches. He inches towards you, awkwardly rubbing your back in a weak attempt to comfort you. When you finish he guides you inside and to the table, quickly grabbing you a glass of water.

“You’re okay right?” He asks, concerned. “I didn’t freak you out, did I? I’m a horrible father, I shouldn’t have dragged you into this. I’ve scarred you for life! I am a disgrace! An imbecile! Wretched! Diabolical! Heinous! Wick-!”

“Chillax, drama queen.” You giggle. “The only thing I’m scarred with is the fear of driving ever again.”

“So...you’re okay?” He asks timidly.

“Of course, that was awesome!” You grin. “Did you see me beat Karen? And the cops? And when I almost hit that one guy crossing the road but I didn’t? I just committed my first felony!”

“Hell yeah, you did!” He cheered, giving you the most over the top high five ever. “So I didn’t give my baby any emotional trauma?”

“No, dude! That was so cool! I’m so ready for the next heist!” You give him your best evil grin.

“Thank god, because I already got these custom made.” He pulls a case out of his pocket, opening it to reveal a pair of visors identical to his.

You smile up at him, and this time you initiated the hug. You thank him and kiss him on the cheek, before taking the visor and putting it on. You look in the reflection of the wall length window, then turn to your dad, who has a proud smile on his face.

“How do I look?” You ask.

“You look all grown up...” Dennis sniffles, tearing up once again.

“Dad!”

“I’m sorry! I promise I’ll stop crying one of these days!”

#dc #request #dennis prowell #music meister #prowell! reader #batman brave and the bold #siren

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aeemmemo · 4 years

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HOW YOU FIRST MET (mafia!AU)

A/N : this is my first time writing one of these. sorry if it’s bad. it’s mafia!AU by the way. and well, enjoy! i’m open for request too, btw. and credits to the owner of the gifs, sorry. i found it by searching for oneus gifs in google. i mean, the gifs isn’t even related to the story at all. keonhee’s gifs is different. so yeah thanks for reading this crap :)

» Kim Young Jo (김영조)

You met him when he was on a mission to kill your best friend who turns out to be a spy who’s identity only a cover up. You tried to defend her because no matter what she does for a living, she’s still your best friend.

He shot you. Not purposely. Accidentally. He was trying to shoot your friend who you’re trying to cover with yourself, but ended up shooting you. He brought you to the HQ later on because of how sorry he is for what happened.

But of course he made you swear that you won’t tell anyone about what happened, you getting shot and all. You weren’t really planning on doing anything like that, but he who doesn’t know you at all, he threatened you and didn’t stop until you literally shouted a “Yes, I understand you idiot!”

You stomped your way out, leaving an amused Youngjo behind with a smirk on his face.

» Lee Seo Ho (이서호)

He mistaken you as someone who his friend told him wanted to work for the mafia group he’s in. Oneus.

Of course as a mafia group, they can’t just build a random skyscraper and make it their headquarter. So they made some of them. Some places that are small meeting spots and strategy planning place. They hid it in plain sight.

One of them is a donut shop. You were having a really weird feeling where you just want a particular donut that you’ve never heard of before. You told the lady your order as a joke but instead of laughing at the joke, she asked you to follow her. And not having anything else to do, you followed her.

She brought you to him. Lee Seoho. He tested you some random stuff that you don’t understand about, even shouted at you because of that. And hours after, the person he actually was expecting for, came.

He realized that you weren’t lying and apologized hundreds of times. He gave you a business card before motioning the donut lady earlier to bring you out, “Anytime I need help? Intriguing.” You said to yourself and slid the card into your coat’s pocket.

» Kim Gun Hak (김건학)

You saw him kill a guy. It wasn’t someone you know but it was still scary. You were going to run when someone blocked your way. He knew someone was watching so he sent some people to check the area out.

They brought you to him and he started asking you questions like how long have you been watching, who’s your name, where you live, and then decided to bring you back to the HQ because he can’t risk you telling anyone else about what you saw.

After a couple of tests, you showed something he didn’t think you were capable of doing. You can fight. And this is a good thing. He doesn’t need to kill you after all. He then recommend you to the boss.

You didn’t get in, but you weren’t killed either. So it’s kind of just going back to your normal life. Not so disappointing.

» Lee Keon Hee (이건희)

You were one of the people who work at their lab. One of the ones who make cool gadgets and special suits for the others.

One day, you were just doing what you do when he crashed into your lab. Complaining about how his gadgets are not working. Of course you were very, very surprised. Your inventions never get their way to the high levels, how did he get ahold of one of yours?

But despite your confusion, you didn’t say a word and calmed him down before helping him with his problem. When you were checking on the gadget that’s when you realize how it got to him. It wasn’t yours.

Somebody used your first design for it and then recreate it. They added something else before giving it to Keonhee, you were sure of that. Because if it was truly yours, it won’t be doing what it did.

You explain about how it wasn’t yours and all only after fixing the gadget. You ended up being his favorite “professor” as he called you. He would come over to talk and laugh with you, basically being the total opposite of what you think people like him are.

» Yeo Hwan Woong (여환웅)

You were a former spy who now live by working as a waitress. One day you were walking out the restaurant you work at when you saw a man holding a rifle pointing to a car nearby.

Slowly and quietly you approached him. And now with his back against you, you were holding your gun. Yes, you do have a gun from your former job. And the gun was pointing to the short looking guy in front of you.

You then purposely stepped on a branch on the ground to get his attention. When he turned around he was surprised to find some random person holding a gun pointing at his face now, “Drop the rifle.” You ordered and he cursed before dropping it on the ground, “Who are you and what were you planning to do?”

» Son Dong Ju (손동주)

He was working with the Oneus mafia group when you two meet. As an associate, he is not exactly part of the group. But because of how long they’ve worked together, they have indeed have some sort of bond even though the boy isn’t an official member.

He was on his way to a secret meeting point where he’s scheduled to meet Lee Minho, a fellow lone wolf. But on his way there, he saw a random person who didn’t seem to enjoy where you are. A group of people was hitting and kicking you as you laid down on the ground, powerless.

It’s not like he felt bad for you or pity you, but he knew what it feels like to be in your place. So he pulled over for a sec and went over to where you are, “What do we have here?” He asked with a smirk on his face. You heard his voice but didn’t have the courage to look up.

“It’s none of your business!”

“Well is that so?” The smirk disappeared and was replaced by an expression so scary that all of them ran away at once, even before he can pull out his gun. Leaving you and him alone there. He stared at you for a while, until you look up. And right after you took a glimpse of his face, he basically just left.

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starry-eyed-svt · 4 years

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Ditto ~ Yongguk Mafia!AU

Genre: Mafia!AU

Anonymous said:

hi there 👋 could i request a mafia au with yongguk where reader gets kidnapped and she got hurt pretty badly then he finally realizes how much he loves her? i Love ur blog btw 👀

Words: 1,374

Warnings: Mention of blood, some swears, a little violence.

This is kind of a mess I am wayyyy sorry. But I hope you like it!

SMACK

“I’m not going to ask one more time. Tell me what you fucking know bitch.” Your captor said as you were tied to a chair. You have been there a few days now.

“I don’t know anything.” You said through clenched teeth.

"You think I'm stupid? You're one of them!" He yelled. Rather than slapping you as he had been he decked you in the face making you fall back and hit your head. You were conscious for only a little while before fading into black.

A few days prior.

You were walking down the street with your friend you've had since you were a kid, Bang Yongguk.

“I still don’t know why you stick around a thug like me.” Yongguk said

You shook your head.

“I don’t know how many times I have to tell you. Bang Yongguk you are my best friend, okay? I don’t care what you do or where you go, I will always be in your corner. Kapeesh?” You said.

Yongguk’s heart skipped a beat. He just thought he was touched by your words.

“Ditto.” He said, he wasn’t very eloquent with words of affirmation but you appreciated his Ditto’s and Back at Ya’s.

You looked at your watch, “Hey I gotta go, I will see you in a couple days for Zelo’s surprise party?” You said.

“Okay, I will see you then. You sure you don’t want me to walk you?” He asked.

“No I will be fine, see ya!” You quickly hugged him and were off to your shift at the hospital.

Yongguk watched as you walked to work. His phone began ringing.

“Yeah?” He answered.

“There has been an attack at one of the business docks.” Youngjae’s voice relayed over the phone. Yongguk pinched the bridge of his nose.

“I will be there soon.” He said and hung up walking in the opposite direction of you.

You were about half way to work when someone came up behind you and placed a white cloth over your mouth dragging you into an alleyway. You struggled to try and get away from the person but the smell was making you dizzy and soon you went limp.

Yongguk looked at the scene, there were lots of lower men who were laying around in puddles of blood. Only a few cases of guns were gone though.

“This was a distraction.” Himchan said.

“But for what?” Jongup asked.

“I don’t know.” Himchan said, annoyed.

“Where is Y/N? I need some stitches.” Daehyun said, as he was one of the higher ups that was there when the attack happened.

“She’s on a 24 hour shift at the hospital.” Yongguk said.

“I can stitch you up.” Zelo said.

“No. Last time you did Y/N had to undo it all just to redo it!” Daehyun complained.

“I can.” Himchan said.

“You I trust.” Daehyun said.

Yongguk was confused by the scene. Why would they kill all the foot soldiers, not Daehyun and only take a little bit of the supplies. Himchan was right, it was a distraction. But for what?

“I’m going back to headquarters. Get this place cleaned up and the remaining supplies put up.” Yongguk and got in his vehicle and contemplated what could be going on.

You came to, everything hurt. You knew you had been beaten. You were on the cold hard floor. You were hungry to the point of nausea and your throat was dry.

“Ah the bitch is waking up.” You captor cackled, “Are you ready to tell me what you know?” He asked.

“I am…” You started your voice going in and out in a rasp. You cleared your throat, “I am their doctor, okay. But that is it. I know nothing more. I don’t get told anything other than when I should be ready to help them. Okay? Please let me go….” You begged.

The Captors smirk faded, he was frustrated. He knew you were telling the truth.

“We should have taken Daehyun instead of this useless piece of shit.” He said. “Get her some water, blind fold her and dump her somewhere.” He barked to his second in command.

“We aren’t going to kill her?” the other guy asked.

“No, she isn’t worth it.” The leader of their mafia said.

The second in command did what he was told.

“Don’t take off the blindfold until you hear the car leave.” He said. You nodded.

You waited and listened intently, once you heard the car leave you took it off.

You fell to the ground and sobbed. You could see the bruises on your arms. You clenched your jaw.

Your bag was next to you. You grabbed it and began walking home with your head down.

You got to your apartment and there was someone standing outside your door.

"Himchan?" You asked in a raspy voice. He looked up and his eyes widened.

He helped you inside and sat you down. He got you some water and then called Yongguk.

"She's home, and she doesn't look too good."

You heard him say.

"I am going to help you get cleaned up, is that okay?" Himchan said. His voice was even but you could see the fire in his eyes.

Yongguk was sitting at his desk. Youngjae had banished him from looking for you since he was losing his mind over it. Youngjae had never seen Yongguk like this.

They had noticed they hadn't seen you around town since Yongguk was with you before your shift. The true worry grew when you hadn't shown up to Zelo's birthday party without saying anything. That was out of character.

So then they started trying to track you down. You weren't at home, they talked to your work and you hadn't shown up.

Yongguk was finding it hard to breath.

“Are you okay?” Jongup asked the older man.

“I can’t breath. I-I just need to know she’s okay.” Yongguk said.

“It will be okay, they aren’t that stupid to start a full out war right now.” Youngjae said.

“As long as I have known her I have never told her that I love her.”

Youngjae arched his eyebrow.

“Y/N is my best friend, she has literally been there for me for everything and anything. I love her, I love her more than a friend.” Yongguk finished.

Youngjae watched his boss, one of his closest friends with compassion.

“Yongguk, why don’t you take a break and work from your office. I can set up a detail to be looking for her. One squad to be actively out and about trying to find where they could have taken her. A person around her apartment, another near her work.” Youngjae stated. Yongguk nodded and found himself going through the motions as he was so worried about your safety. He hated that you knew, and that you got dragged into being their mafia doctor.

As soon as he got the call from Himchan he got his jacket and bolted to your apartment. He didn’t bother knocking.

Yongguk went to the bathroom and found Himchan helping you clean up. Yongguk’s jaw clenched.

“I can take it from here.” Yongguk said.

“Yes, sir. I will stay around the perimeter to make sure that nobody is around.” Himchan said and excused himself.

You looked down as Yongguk looked at your cuts and bruises.

“I am so sorry.” He said.

“It isn’t your fault.” You said.

There was silence as he finished putting ointment on your bruises and bandaids over your cuts. Luckily none were deep enough for stitches.

After he had finished you stood up and wrapped your arms around his middle burying your face in his chest. Yongguk wrapped his arms comfortingly around you.

“I love you.” He said. You pulled back and looked at him, you knew he loved you, but he had never said it.

“I love you too.” You said.

“No, Y/N. I love you. And I want to always be by your side to protect you.” He said.

A small smile made its way to your lips.

“Ditto.” You said. Yongguk smiled and kissed you softly.

That was the beginning of the most beautiful relationship you ever had. You were glad it was with your best friend.

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