Genuine Zodiac Signs
Unused Printer Ink Cartridge: January 20 – February 18
Stain of Unknown Origin: February 19 – March 20
Wooden Stool from my Grandma's House: March 21 – April 19
Cast Iron Cornbread Pan : April 20 – May 20
0.5 lb of Sushi Grade Salmon: May 21 – June 20
Small Green Pencil Sharpener: June 21 – July 22
Block of Velveeta Cheese: July 23 – August 22
Pair of Dirty Leather Gloves: August 23 – September 22
Bar of Unscented Hand Soap: September 23 – October 22
Guy Fieri's Sunglasses: October 23 – November 21
Thoroughly Squeezed Tube of Toothpaste: November 22 – December 21
Mostly Empty Takeout Container: December 22 – January 19
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Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)
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don’t make me mcdust your ass
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Jason: Ew, this tastes gross *turning to Dick next to him and holding it out to him* try it
Dick: What? No way, you just said it tastes gross, why would I try it?
Jason: fine *turns to Tim on the other side of him, holding it out* try this
Tim: *takes a bite* Yeah, disgusting
Damian: Oh please, Drake's a baby, let me try it
Tim: *passes it to Damian*
Damian: *Tries it* Eww, yeah, no, this is gross
Steph: *Takes it from Damian, trying it* makes me want to vomit, try it Cass
Cass: *Takes a bite* yeah no, please never get this again, you want some Duke?
Duke: Why not *takes a bite* Meh, it's not horrible, it's just not good
Dick: Well now I feel left out
Duke: *hands it to Dick*
Dick: *takes a bite*
Dick:
Bruce, in the background: *slaps his forehead* why are they like this
Jason: You wanna try Bruce?
Bruce, dad who feels bad when he says no to his kids: *pained smile* *through clenched teeth* Suuuure...
Dick: *hands it to Bruce*
Bruce: *takes a bite, spits it out into his napkin* Awful, truly atrocious, I'm going to sue, that was so awful
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