#(i've never actually watched she-ra (and i know i know i need to) but i couldn't leave her out!)

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of course i'd be amiss if i just ignored artemis' wholeass magical girl transformation 😂😂😂

✨for the honour of grayskull bana-mighdall!✨

✨force without master! heed my staff of dreams battle axe. become my power. SECURE!! MISTRESS, TO ME!!✨

✨in the name of the moon amazons, i punish you!✨

#red hood: outlaws #red hood outlaws #red hood and reader #rho #rhato #artemis of bana mighdall #artemis grace #jercy liveblogs things #src of each catchphrase in order: 1) she-ra 2) cardcaptor sakura 3) sailor moon #(i've never actually watched she-ra (and i know i know i need to) but i couldn't leave her out!)

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Under The Red Hood (S) (BXG) (Natty)

Author: This one is hella long just so you know and I just love Red Hood. Also if you want to check out more of my fics have a look at the Masterlist.

Y/N's POV

People say they know the definition of suffering... But what they don't know is feeling the end of it. I was abandoned by my parents and the one I looked up to as a father figure for that clown to torment and use me as his ragdoll.

I was left rotting in that abandoned wing of Arkham City for a damn year with that bastard. He beat me, stabbed me with a hot iron to mark that I forever belong to him, you name it.

Foolishly, I kept faith that Bruce would someday come to rescue me someday but that day never came.

"Tell me kid what is your name?"

My name is Jason Todd...

"Who do you hate?"

Batman

"Hahaha... Good... You hear that Bats? The kid is not yours anymore!"

"Hey, I never asked... Who is the big bad bats?"

Of course sir... His name is-

*bang*

That was the day Joker put my lights out and I thought finally after all that hell he put me through, it would be all over. But no. There was more.

After my death, the League of Assassins recovered my dead corpse and took me back to their underground lair.

Ra's Al Ghul has always used the so-called reviving gooey shit, the "Lazarus Pit, " which allowed him to live for over a thousand years, but he had a theory...

The Lazarus Pit doesn't just revive or recover an hosts injuries but it also has the power to bring life to the deceased.

However, when I was dropped into the pit, I wasn't myself, I was confused, forgotten who I am, and all I felt was agony. I became a monster.

I killed and destroyed everything that came my way, but eventually, I regained my composure and my memories and came back to a city absent of the so-called hero Batman.

To my surprise, Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne were all gone too. Curious to find out what happened to them, I interrogated Gotham's street criminals and did some research on the internet.

Breaking News: Bruce Wayne Confirmed Dead in Fatal Car Accident

Turned out that the others were apparently with him during that accident but I knew better... It wasn't a car accident that killed them. It was something elise.

Luckily, I managed to get some information from Harley who was working at an adult entertainment restaurant and she didn't bother resisting since her beloved Mister Jay is dead too.

"You live under a rock or something? Bats and the whole gang were going all out in Ace Chemicals and Mister Jay as a result blew the whole facility taking not only his life but everyone present in the plant." She explained and I sighed.

"Thanks alot, Harleen," I thanked her and she rolled her eyes.

"Just the hell out. I don't want to see you again," She replied and I chuckled.

"Don't worry, you won't be seeing anytime soon," I assured as I got up from the table and exit the restuarant.

With that clown bastard gone, crime actually plummeted and the GCPD was able to finally handle themselves without Bruce assisting them everynight.

There wasn't much for me to do besides just watch over the city as my new identity the Red Hood. I don't exactly follow Batman's moral code of no killing.

Not every criminal is redeemable like the Joker, so I cannot fight crime without bashing some skulls in.

*bang*

"Where is Black Mask?" I sternly asked as I point the barrel of my gun at his forehead.

"I've got nothing to tell you!" And I bashed his skull using the bottom of the grip making him grunt in pain.

"Last chance," I warned as I pull back the hammer.

"Fine! I'll tell you! He's holding up at his tower east of Gotham! But you won't get to him!" He confessed.

"Thank you," I replied before knocking him out cold.

Calling in the Batmobile to my location, I jumped high in the air and landed in the cockpit, and drove off to Black Mask's tower.

Seeing that Bruce won't be needing his car or any of his assets anytime soon you mind as well put 'em to good use.

With the fast mobility and maneuverability to do sharp turns and drifts I got to the location of Black Mask in no time but I parked it into an dark alleyway to avoid losing the element of surprise.

Grappling onto the rooftop, I activate detective vision on my mask to see the inside of the building to get a recon on the number of goons.

"Great, this is going to be a massive waste of ammunition," I said to myself.

Using the line launcher to infiltrate the building I ride the ropes and broke through the massive glass window and catching Black Mask and his goons off guard.

"W-What the?! Who the hell are you?!" Black Mask asked as he drew out his pistol.

"Your worst nightmare," I answered as I smirked under my mask.

Swiftly drawing out my pistols, I shot the gun off his hand and in just a blink of an eye, neutralize the guards leaving him defenseless.

Grabbing Black Mask by the collar, I held him out of the broken glass window at my mercy and it pleasures me to see the look of fear in his eyes.

"P-Please I-I'll do anything you want! I can give you territory! Drugs! Money! Guns!" He begged.

"How about you go to hell?" I proposed and let go of him to fall to his death making him scream as he quickly descends to the streets.

"Say Hi to Joker for me," I said as I turn around to exit the building as my job here is done.

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Meanwhile...

???'s POV

Walking down the streets of Gotham City, it was surely more peaceful and quiet ever since the death of the notorious criminal Joker.

But that doesn't mean that all crime and corruption didn't stop lurking and hiding in the shadows.

This city needed a change or otherwise, it needs to be cleansed. There are so many orphaned children helpless in the streets and not even our full efforts is enough to save them.

How cruel humanity can be? Batman is no different... Even though he fights crime every night his ridiculous code doesn't solve the roots of the problem.

I did hear that the caped crusader along with his assistants are now gone after Joker suicide bombed Ace Chemicals. Good riddance to that evil doer.

However, just as I was sitting on the bench on the lookout for any orphaned child I heard a scream coming from above the building and soon after a man plummets on the streets to his death.

Everyone was shocked and screamed in horror as they were confused as to what was going on. Looking up I see a shattered window and what seemed to be a silhouette of a hooded figure.

Unfortunately, I was only able to get a glimpse of the figure until he disappeared into the building.

With police and EMS arriving at the scene, I decided to vacate the area for the night as I was unsuccessful to find any orphan children for the clan.

Utilizing my super speed abilities, I got back to my clan's hideout, I unlocked the door using my key and walked inside the house.

"Welcome home, Sister Ahnatchaya Suputhipong~!" Mother Kwon Eunbi greeted as she gently hugged me and I return the hug.

"Thank you, Mother Eunbi but just call me Natty. I've told you that how many times already?" I jokingly replied and she giggled.

"It's still a courtesy to greet you by full surname, sister," Eunbi-Unnie said and I nodded.

"From what I can see, you were not successful to bring a child," She mentioned.

"That may be true but I did see something of interest," I replied and she raised an eyebrow.

"Is that so?" She asked.

"Yes, mother," I simply answered.

"In that case, please do tell me every detail," She insisted as she guides me into the living room.

Recalling and explaining my encounter with this strange hooded figure and the falling-dead criminal Black Mask, she was intrigued by my encounter and wanted me to tell me more.

"Do you perhaps know what he exactly looked like?" She asked and I shook my head.

"I'm afraid no, he was too high up so I couldn't get a good look. All I could make out was that he was wearing a black and red leather jacket." I answered.

"Oh, that gives me an idea of who this mystery vigilante could be... There had been rumors going around in the criminal underworld that there is an anti-hero who calls himself the Red Hood." Julie-Unnie explained.

"Anti-hero? What's the difference between him and Batman?" Hanuel asked.

"Well, Red Hood actually kills criminals if he sees it necessary while Batman's righteous code forbids it," Julie-Unnie answered and she nodded.

"He could be a huge help for us, IF he agrees to that," Belle pointed out.

"In that case, we shall recruit Red Hood into our cause, but Natty seeing that you saw him first, you may claim him as his wife," Mother Eunbi settled and we all agreed.

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Y/N's POV

Heading into the Batcave, I parked the Batmobile on the platform, seeing the cave once again brings back memories of when I used to fight crime alongside Bruce and Dick.

Those were more simple times, until I was kidnapped by the Joker and tormented to death. Now, it's all lonesome with just myself and the bats lurking around the cave.

All the artifacts, souvenirs, and trophies were all still here like the giant robotic dinosaur that the museum owner gave to Bruce as a thank you present, the giant penny from battling two-face aka Harvey Dent, and the big ass clown card.

There was still some work to do in the Batcave and make some adjustments to the gadgets to my liking and come up with new tech.

*alarm*

"Who the hell could that be?" I wondered as I went to the bat computer to check the surveillance cameras.

Looking at the footage coming outside Wayne Manor, I see a woman in a black coat with pale milky skin, with black high heels, and what I could tell she was concealing two katanas.

Suddenly, she busts the front doors open and walked around the manor like she owns the damn place.

Deciding to confront the uninvited guest, I went to the elevator and ascend to the study room and quickly made my way into the ball room where the intruder is located.

Getting visual of the woman, I draw out my gun and fired a warning shot.

"Who are you? And what are you doing in Wayne Manor?" I sternly asked.

"Are you what they call Red Hood?" She asked and I raised an eyebrow.

"Are you fucking stupid? I asked you a question! Now answer it!" I angrily replied and she sighed.

"Now that is not how you greet your future wife~," She mentioned as she takes off her coat and sunglasses revealing her thicc figure.

"What's the matter~? Do you like my body that much~?" She teased and I shook my head.

"I have no time for games lady! Get the fuck out of my house!" I barked and her eyes turned a crimson red.

"Oh will be fucking soon, darling~. But first, will you cooperate?" She asked and I fired another warning shot.

"I guess not," She replied before drawing out her katanas.

Leaping in the air she dives toward me but I blocked it using the fins of my gauntlet. Attempting to shoot one of her kneecaps I missed as she misdirected the barrel of my pistol.

Giving me a turning kick in the stomach I stumbled back and in response I threw shurikens but she avoided them by leaning back.

"Silver ninja shurikens? Did you perhaps knew I was a Vampire?" She curiously asked.

"I'm always prepared for anything but I have a question..." I paused and she gave me a smuggly smile.

"I'm all ears," She replied.

"Do you bleed?"

Loading in hollow point incendiary silver 50 AE into my pistol, just one of these is enough te kill a Vampire and meet an unpleasant death.

Preparing a shock blast from my gauntlet, the Vampire charges toward me and once she was close enough I let her have it.

Taking this as my chance with her senses blinded I fired a shot and landed a direct hit on her knee causing her to scream in pain as she feels the burning sensation in her body.

"Hurts doesn't it? Just one bullet should've killed you already but you seem to be more persistent," I said before chuckling.

"Alright, darling, I didn't want to do this but it seems that I'll have to force you to submit to me," She angrily said and I smirked.

"I'd love to see you try, sweetheart," I replied.

Drawing out my combat knife which is also made of silver, I used my close combat knowledge against her whilst using my gun.

Indeed she's a tough cookie but I've faced tough opponents before and not once have I lost.

But she was starting to get more quicker and aggressive with her swings and even cut parts of my jacket. Which is hella expensive btw.

"Someone trained you well," She complimented.

"I can say the same for you," I replied.

Throughout our duel, I could catch a glimpse of her massive tits and ass. Clearly she takes care of her body and outshines any woman I've met in my life.

Starting to lose stamina and energy to fight while she was still energetic and vigilant. I knew I wasn't win this one so I have to come up with a plan.

"Just give up baby, there is no point in fighting," She insisted.

"I'm just getting started," I replied as I threw a smoke bomb.

"I can still see you," She mentioned as she casually walked through the smoke.

Attempting to grapple onto the gargoyle statue at the wall, she snatches the hook and crushes it with her bare hands. She's fucking strong that's for sure.

"Running out of tricks?" She asked.

Throwing a wave of shurikens she catches one by hand and deflects the others with her katana.

"You know you can't hit me," She mentioned.

"Who said I was?" I asked and the shuriken in her hand began to beep loudly and exploded.

However, she survived that and gave me a front kick in the stomach launching me into the wall. How much firepower can a Vampire take?!

I'm out of those special vampire hunting bullets leaving only my silver knife but that was knocked out of my hand and she soon pinned me to the floor.

"Looks like I've got you~," She said as she smirked.

"So what are you going to do? Kill me? Suck me dry of my blood?" I sarcastically asked and she shook her head.

"Oh no, darling, we don't feed anymore... We are not just Vampires anymore. We are Demi-Gods." She answered and I scoffed.

"Now, it's time to teach you who you belong to now," She whispered into my ear.

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Start of Smut

Y/N's POV

The Vampire who apparently is now my wife drags upstairs to the masters bedroom and pins me on the bed.

"Now let us see who you really are," She said as she grabs a hold of my mask and takes it off revealing my face.

"Wow, such a handsome face you were hiding~," She complimented as she examines my cheeks.

"Jason Todd, what's your name?" I curiously asked.

"Oh, how rude of me! My name is Sister Ahnatchaya Suputhipong but you'll refer to me as jagi, darling, or babe. Understand?" She instructed and I nodded.

"I want an answer, baby~," She whispered into my ear sending chills down my spine.

"Y-Yes mommy," I nervously replied and she giggled.

Locking lips with each other, she easily outclassed me as she was more experience in this while I've never kissed a girl in my life meaning she just stole my first kiss and soon my virginity.

Strangely, I put my hands around her hips as she goes under my shirt and I take my hands off her to take off my jacket and shirt revealing my chest.

"God, you're so sexy, I can't hardly believe this is all mine now~," She admires as she traces each line.

"Why don't you stop talking and let's get to it," I suggested and she smirked.

"I like how the way you think~," She replied.

Taking off her tight dress, revealing that she wasn't wearing any bra or panties and showed off her huge mounds and clean shaven pussy which instantly made my cock hard.

"Enjoying the view~? Good, because I'm going to make sure your balls are drained tonight~," She seductively said and I gulped.

Not wasting any time, she pulls down my pants along with my underwear and was surprised to see my ten-inch dick. Comparing my size to her head. It was a sight to see a beauty right by my cock.

"Uhhhhh~," I moaned.

Taking my length into her mouth, the tightness and the feeling of her tongue as she bobs up and down. I'd be lying if I said I haven't fell in love with this lusty Vampire.

What made it more exciting is that she kept eye contact with me the whole time she was blowing me and she switches position with her pussy on my face which is dripping wet and I can smell the aroma of candy.

Without hesitation I devour her pussy making her moan as she works on my cock tasting her was so addicting and we kept going until we came into each other's mouths.

"You taste amazing, baby~," She said after swallowing my load.

"I can say the same, it's so sweet that I just want more," I replied and she smiled.

Getting into position she sits on my dick before slowly inserting it in taking away my virginity and slowly begins riding me and it was fucking tight down there.

"Oh my God, you're so fucking huge baby, no man has ever stretched me out like this~!" She screamed as she increased her pace.

"Your fucking tight as hell!" I replied as I grabbed onto her hips to match her rhythm increasing the ecstasy.

After riding my dick for a bit, she decided to switch positions to missionary style.

"Now darling I want you to fuck my brains out! No more holding back!" She demanded and I felt like a beast inside of me has awaken.

"Fine, you want me to fuck you so hard until you can't walk! You got it!" I replied and she bit her lip.

Not giving her any time to get settled into the position I rammed her in and out as rough and fast as I possibly can making her scream out of pleasure.

Thankfully this room is soundproof and the manor is on an isolated island so nobody will be able to hear me fuck my slutty Vampire wife.

"Baby I'm so close~!" She warned.

"So am I!" I replied.

"Then let's cum together!" She said and we did just that.

"Hehe~. You still got more in there don't you~?" She asked and I viciously nodded.

Agreeing to go for another round, we switch position into doggy style and I rail her until she was screaming on top of her lungs.

"Keep going baby~!" She encouraged as I hit her G-spot.

Feeling the beast wanting more and more of her gorgeous pussy, I increased the pace and groped her ass whilst giving a few spankings increasing the pleasure.

"I want you to fuck me until I'm pregnant baby~!" She demanded.

"Oh, don't worry, I'll make sure that you'll get pregnant!" I assured.

Feeling the tightness of her pussy and fucking such a beautiful Vampire really takes my mind off my problems and traumas that I've been through in the past.

Maybe it was destiny that lead her into my home, guess I could use the company and she has an amazing body.

"I'm going to cum!" I warned.

"Good! I'm close too!" She replied.

In no time, I cum deep into her womb and we screamed one last time as I came inside of her and I felt my dick was in the shower.

"No I want you to keep it inside of me," She insisted as I was about pull it out.

Cuddling with each other on the bed despite it being all messy and wet from her juices, I was too tired and exhausted to care as long as I was in her arms.

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Natty's POV

It's been three days since I officially claimed Jason Todd aka Red Hood as my husband and partner in crimefighting. I still crave more of him but I have to let him rest.

Eventually he started opening up to me about his past life when he was the second Robin to Batman but was left to be tormented by the clown and how he was revived by the Lazarus Pit.

To this day, he still has Lazarus visions and behaves erratically at some nights but I can handle it with no issues whatsoever and he told me that he was grateful to have a loving wife like myself.

As for my clan, they continue to patrol the city for any abandoned children to take in while we clean up the streets for them.

Based on observation his abilities were growing faster, before he could take only ten men at a time but now he can take on about fifthy criminals at once.

With Jason being forged into my heart and soul, our relationship is eternal as I've granted him the gift of immortality.

"I love you my dear Jason~,"

#kpop #kpop idol #kpop gg #bxg #x male reader #kiss of life #haneul #kiss of life natty #natty #julie han #belle #anabelle shim #kpop smut #red hood #batfamily #vampire #vampire au

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Tuned Out

Oh gosh it's been uh. Almost a month since I've written something??? Well, I hope you enjoy this one! I loved the idea of a sick L/uc/ifer spiraling, and being broken out of it by A/la/stor's radio show because I'm weak to the idea-- though it can be interpreted as both platonic and Ra//di//o//A//pple.

And here's a quick heads-up: Though this is still the usual fluffy fic, the spiral paragraph itself is a bit rough. So I'm going to put a trigger warning below and in the summary when I add this fic to the list. If intrusive thoughts and vague thoughts of self-harm are too much, please skip the italicized second paragraph. You can still read the fic without needing to include this part, so don't feel ANY pressure to do so if you aren't/will never be ready. Please, pleeeassseee take care of yourselves!

Otherwise, enjoy!

TW: Intrusive thoughts, vague thoughts of self-harm

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Burning. His skin felt like it was burning him alive. That was the only sensation Lucifer could feel. His tired eyes stared up at the canopy of his bed, face glowing softly with fever. Its flush spread gold across the embedded pearls above, making them sparkle like stars. He sighed, crackling sparks floating from his lips as thoughts poked and prodded at his overheated mind.

Fuck. He really was pathetic, wasn’t he? Can’t move, can’t get up, can’t get a glass of water, eat dinner, call Charlie– call. Charlie? Oh, poor Charlie. She must be so disappointed in him. He chuckled weakly, What would she even say to him that she hasn’t already thought? He could imagine it. He really could. ‘Seriously, Lucifer?! I literally meant nothing to you for years and now suddenly you waltz into my life? And instead of actually spending time with me, you’re calling from a room that could’ve gone to someone who truly needed it, ordering me to wait on you hand and foot like I’m your butler? Like our entire relationship meant nothing? You threw me away, and now you’re going to do it again?! You know what? You deserve this! You deserve to rot in your bed! Get as starving and sick as you want! At least now the inside will match the outside! You’re terrible! I hate you! No. No, you know what? I wish you got your second shot at Heaven. I wish you had at least a week of laughter, fun, and fucking fireworks so they could tear off your wings andyoucanFallalloveragai–’

A burst of static pierced the air, shattering the constricting spiral just before it could break him again– and replaced it with a new form of dread.

“Why hello there all you wayward sinners! Welcome once again to tonight’s show with your host: The Radio Demon!”

“Uuugh!” Lucifer groaned dramatically, snatching one of his many pillows to press over his head. 

Right. The stupid fucking radio. From under the shadows, the sickly demon couldn't help but glare daggers at the piece of junk resting on his nightstand. Alastor had requested those old, outdated mortal inventions for every hotel room– specifically from the 1920’s era because apparently he preferred style and substance. Whatever that meant. 

Regardless. He insisted that it was needed for announcements, communication, and entertainment. In other words– somewhere, somehow, Alastor was currently studying him and him alone with invisible eyes. Surgically scanning him at the seams for the slightest rip. The slightest tear. As if his prey wasn't the most powerful being here. Dramatic bastard.

“And how are you doing this fine evening, Your Majesty?” The radio sung.

“Go away.” The lump of fluff grumbled.

"Of course not! It is my duty as your hotelier to take note of every little detail of my building, no matter how tiny and insignificant. And I am ever-so-glad I have! It is quite the rare sight to watch our King of Hell lose face to a simple case of the sniffles. Truly a headline for the ages!"

An angry red blush painted over the king’s golden cheeks, immediately pushing himself upright. Towering wings puffed, pillows and blankets tossed about the bed as he went. "Now see here! Sinners get sick. Overlords get sick. Hell, Charlie and Lilith can get sick! Me? I’m just rehhh…Snff! Ugh, resti'g…"

"Resting. Of course. I suppose I will believe you for convenience’s sake--"

"Hhheh…! Het'shiew!"

"--oh! Bless you."

"Het'shhhiew!"

"Bless y--"

"Hep'shhhh! 'Etshhh! 'Tshhh! 'Tshhh-'tshh-'tch! ...HhhhehhHH...! HEH'TSSHHHIEW!"

"My goodness, bless! You sound absolutely miserable. Shall I fetch you a glass of water? Or another blanket, perhaps?"

"Nhhh– no." Lucifer protested between hitching breaths, conjuring a handkerchief with the flick of the wrist, "N-no thahhh...hhhah! Hhhh...”

He finally lowered the cloth when the tickle finally fizzled out, heaving a sigh of relief. “Ndo thadk you. Snff!" He took a deep breath before letting loose a mucky blow into the fabric, "It's fine. I'm fine."

A pause. "Ah."

"What? What is it now?"

"Oh nothing, nothing! I’ll let you get back to your rest. But before I go, could I mention one more thing?”

“Absolutely not.”

“It’s just. Well, I had my first impressions, but I assumed that the King of Hell wouldn't be so cowardly."

"Cowardly?!" Lucifer repeated incredulously, spitting a plume of smoke.

"I see your hearing is as sharp as your wit."

"I'll show you cowardly you…y-you…hhh-!" The demon’s nose twitched desperately, and he cursed between hitching gasps as it tried again and again to just get. The damned itch. Out.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't quite catch that."

"You…you self-important…hehhh…p-pompous…!" 

"How flattering of you to notice my worth! And would you believe it? You're absolutely right! I am the fundraiser for this humble project, after all. The guide for these poor, misguided souls. Ones such as yourself."

"Oh, please! We both know you’re...you're no behhh...better than…hhhH–!" Lucifer's handkerchief raised to his face.

"Trying to use your infamous silver tongue through a sneeze? My word! Charlie had told me you were stubborn. But this?"

"Eshhh! Et'SCHHH! HEH'ETSCHH'HHHIEW!" He quickly twisted his head away to let loose a breath of flame, barely singeing the well-abused cloth.

"Poor, poor Lucifer Morningstar.” Alastor teased, his voice as soft and careful as a snake in the grass. The smattering of footsteps echoed across the floorboards, circling the bed. “Always choosing your own heavenly guilt over the needs of everyone else."

"HEH'ESCHH'HHHIU! Hehh! Hhh…hghh…"

"Which is a shame, considering the ill resident who requires attention. Trapped in their own feverish mind. Alone while their partner is away. Unable to move or think or even ask for help properly. But I’m sure you wouldn’t know how it feels for them, considering how indestructible you are."

"...There is?" Lucifer finally croaked, cringing to himself at another gurgling nose blow.

"Of course! While you were hiding in your room with your wings tucked between your legs, I'm afraid you've missed someone very important. Someone close to you."

Lucifer froze. He didn't mean.

"Mmm. Let's see." As the radio host thought stubby knobs spun on their own, playing flickers of songs diluted by time. "Rosy cheeks. Blonde hair. Red eyes that sparkle so damn brightly one could go blind."

Oh no.

"Puffy bow tie. Black fingernails."

Did. Did he get his little girl sick? Please, please don't let that be the case.

"The most spell-binding singing voice."

He thought back to breakfast. How Charlie had eaten less than normal. How she sniffled once or twice at the table. Wait, did her face look pale? Maybe the light didn’t catch it?

A knot formed in the pit of his stomach.

"Wh-where is she-- they, um! That. Resident right now?"

"Oh, performing the usual suffering patient routine. Lying in bed. Being miserable. Quite adament about sleeping the bug off. Reminds me of the ol’ picture books that star wealthy socialites and their sickly Victorian children. The ones who die due to their parents' neglect and mistreatment."

"I could help her." The fallen angel mumbled anxiously as he pushed himself upright. "I could help her right– …now..." 

The second he dared to stand he nearly fainted, stumbling dizzily to grab the bedpost for support. From beneath a small string of black tentacles sprouted from the ground, nudging him back into place and under the covers as The Radio Demon tutted disapprovingly. 

"I wouldn’t do that if I were you. If you can't partake in the complex act of resting, then what good are you to our dear, sweet Charlie?"

"Shut. Up." Lucifer hissed, "I am a grown adult--"

"--debatable--"

"--and I choose what to do with my free time! And it's my jo-- koff koff! j-job to help my daughter when she needs it!" A shaky finger waved at all six radios. Or were there seven?

"To be quite honest Sire, I would prefer to do my tasks without your meddling. Actually, I would prefer not to perceive your existence at all, thank you very much. Unless..."

"Unless?"

"Unless you'd rather call her yourself. But I know you won't." A mocking tone laced with static, “You c̴̨̮͊o̶̗̤̿ẇ̷̙á̴̼̖ȑ̶͉̕d̶̙͚͗̕.”

“I– wh–” Lucifer laughed in sheer disbelief, snatching up his phone. “Y-you’re– you’re joking, right? I’m not some– some godforsaken hermit!"

"Then by all means, prove it."

"I am!"

“I’m waiting."

"Oh, I’ll do it! I’ll do such a good call. It’ll be the– snff! goodest caller you’ve ever seen.” The King of Hell pouted like a child as he moved his claws.

“Ugh. Lord knows how he’ll act if he gets worse.” The radio mumbled quietly.

“Whassat?”

“My apologies, Your Majesty! I forgot that your company as of late are less of the civilized and more the rubber duck variety.”

"Of all the– if you weren't stuck to Charlie like a parasite I would take the sharpest end of my tail and shove it up your--"

Click!

"Dad?" A voice croaked.

"Charlie!" Lucifer's venom turned saccharine sweet, flipping on a dime. "Hey! Hi! H-how are ya, sweetie?"

"Mmrgh...what time is it?"

"It's. Um. Evening…time? Look, that doesn't matter right now. Are you feeling alright, kiddo?"

"Am I feeling alright?" His patient echoed sleepily.

"Yeah! I uh. IIIII just wanted to check in. See if you were okay." 

"Oh. Um, I'm okay." A bit of rustling and a pause. "Are you okay?"

"Snff! Me?"

"Yes, you! You looked so tired at breakfast this morning, a-and you didn’t eat anything which never happens! And you were kinda glowing? It kinda seemed bad but I didn’t want to ask because maybe it was a personal thing and– wait, your voice is…are you crying?!" Rustling turned into the shuffle of pacing slippers.

"What? No! Nonononono! I just--" Lucifer froze, feeling another itch start to build, handkerchief nowhere to be found under the sea of fabric. "Jhhh-just excuse mbe for– snff! For a seggond. Keebp t-talki’g…!"

He quickly pressed his hand against the speaker, stifling into his shoulder until the scratchy wool felt damp. "Hh'ntt! Hh’ngk! Hhh’TCH! ‘TCH! Hhhhh...HT'CHNXT'hiew! Guhh..."

"Sure. A-anyway, you called me pretty early in the morning and after all that and this. Soooo…is there anything I can do to help?"

Desperate claws scrambled to craft a new handkerchief and wipe his streaming face. "N-no! No, no-- snff! absolutely not! Worry about yourself Char-Char, I'm fi--....f-fihh...!"

Hang up, pinch your nose shut, do anything but--

"HET'SHHH'HIEW!" Lucifer doubled over.

–sneeze.

"Oh geez, that sounded terrible!” Charlie gasped, “Is that why you've been in your room all day? Are you sick?"

A sudden, very obvious realization hit him. Silently the fallen king sunk into his mattress, wishing he could be swallowed by his comforter. His cheeks burned. The familiar description. The taunting. 

“Can I. Call you back, Stardust?” 

“What? Whoa, whoa, wait, we’re not finished here–” With a final monotone beep, the call ended.

"You.” Lucifer clenched his fangs.

“Yes?” Alastor hummed non-chalantly. “YOU.”

“Gracious! No need to shout. Even The Devil Himself should know that a sickly patient musn’t raise his voice, lest it get worse than it already is!”

“Watch your back, bellhop. Next time I see you, no ring of Hell will compare to what I-- koff! I’ll–" The threat died with a wheeze, breaking into another ill-timed fit.

"And that's all for tonight, folks!" The radio suddenly hopped back to life, "Tomorrow's show may be a little dicey schedule wise, as our guest star is feeling quite unwell. Will he finally exit his literal and proverbial cave of sorrows for once in his miserable life? Or, much like his saintly past, will pride once again be his downfall--"

"Dad! Are you– eep!"

Charlie's entrance was suddenly interrupted when a black fist rained down on the damned noise box, breaking in a fit of bouncing springs and wooden splinters. The room stilled until a meek, nervous chuckle finally broke the spell.

"Charlie, dear?"

"Y…yeah?"

"Um. Could. Could I trouble you for a glass of water?"

#snz #snz fic #ha//zb//in//ho//tel// #lu/ci/fer #a/la/stor #char/lie

[cirusthecitrus]

Horde Prime's body language and mannerisms part 1/3

T posing, head shaking and manspreading

I was always facinated with the way Prime moves and handles himself, but ever since I got officially obsessed with this character I began to notice more and more interesting quirks and signature Prime gestures - there are just so many. And now I'm going to (over)analyse them all!

1. Hands behind the back

Lets start with the classic "well mannered/disciplined character" pose

It really suits his whole character and even makes Prime look like he's always plotting something (which he does). And it shows that HP clearly watches his posture and I'm glad he does like damn my man has such a good posture

Also, I now have a theory that Prime keeps his arms behind his back so no one can see him fidgeting with his hands and fingers. Or he hides them in a way to restrain himself from touching everything he sees (I just cant help but to headcanon Horde Prime as a kinesthetic person who learns through touch and feeling)

2. Crossed legs

It's giving slut, its giving bad bitch, its giving if only I cared hon uwu and I love it

The way he sits shows just how comfortable he feels on his throne and in his role as an emperor - he's right where he thinks he belongs. In his case crossed legs also indicate that Prime feels confident and in control. Even when Adora sees him during this whole vessel maintenance process, even when Catra turned against him, even when he was visiting the Fright Zone and sitting on Hordak's throne, even when a rebellion sparks on other occupied planets

And yeah, sometimes the emphasis on his legs is so obvious that it looks very fanservice-y, but not that I mind that >:}

Eventually u get so used to him sitting like this that when Prime doesnt cross his legs it feels wrong and scandalous lol

But this only happened like 3 times. And I think he only changes his pose when he needs to concentrate (like when he searches through someone's memories) or when he feels like he's losing control (like when he felt enraged after She-Ra and co escaped the Velvet Glove)

Though I cant explain why he manspreads in the last screenshot, its from Save the Cat and I have no idea why'd he do that, it feels so wrong pls make him stop I'm scared

3. The iconic Prime pose

He's actual signature pose that really fits his character. It's dramatic, it has some similarities with irl holy/religious imagery, it makes Prime look like he's taking even more space, and it kinda reminds me of the way peacocks show off their tails :)

Gotta mention that when he doesnt do "the pose" Prime is still doing something with his arms and posing almost thetrically, which is again, right on brand for him

3. The 👉👈

At first I didnt want to include this one cause I thought it was just an insignificant silly gesture he only does once, but then I actually caught Prime doing it again!

Then I've noticed that Prime often does this thing when he folds his hands in various ways, kinda forming a shape of a rhomb/diamond? The same as the one on the Horde emblem?

My main point is that HP again seems to never know where to put his hands, which I find cute :з

4. The thinking pose

It's just funny how Prime always props his head on his left hand just so he won't accidentally poke his extra eyes out with his claws))

5. Smoothing the hair

I included this specifically because Prime only does this one time in the entire season. It's an uncharacteristic gesture for him. Especially since there's no hair to smooth, its all cabels with only little seen of his actual hair

Prime only did this after Scorpia disobeyed his order, letting Adora and Perfuma escape. For a moment he felt like he lost control over the situation AND one of his puppets, plus it was yet another time when She-Ra managed to survive and "win"

I will speculate that Prime used to do this gesture all the time somewhere in the past, when he didnt have his cable hair yet AND when he had less control over his "subjects"

So when on Etheria Prime's plans began to fail for the first time in forever and someone who supposed to be under his full control actually dared to disobey him he felt so frustrated and stressed that he might've mentally come back to those times when he wasnt yet "all powerful". When he often felt the need to calm himself down by fixing his hair and running his hand over it

What's interesting, Prime does something similar in this scene, only here he gives pets to one of his clones. I'm going to throw in another suggestion and say that it actually might've been someone else who used to help HP calm down in similar manner

6. Head shake

I could not stop thinking about this one simply because it annoyed me too much lol. I really don't get what is it with Prime always shaking his head and why it was only a thing in his debut episode. Anyway, he does this to emphasize the words "No" and "Never". And only when he is either really amused or angry. He also does this almost in a mocking condescending manner, probably because he saw Glimmer and Catra as some dumb children who won't get the message otherwise

Still don't get why he only does this in one episode and then this quirk of his is (mostly) completely forgotten

It was easier to make a video rather than a set of gifs, so enjoy me counting all the times when Prime shook his goddamn head

#spop #horde prime #shera #horde clones #spop meta #spacebats #the galactic horde #long post #ramblings #image heavy #this is fun #im so normal about this character as u can clearly see #ive been sitting on this idea for so long and now finally doing iiit #going to use this as a reference guide when i start working on a comic

[rayofsuns]

Summary: Damian Al Ghul loved his mother to no end but when she treatens to harm the one person he might love a bit more than her, his sister. he has no choose to go to one person he can trust to ensure his sister's safety. his father.

TW: Gruesome deaths and mention of blood. NOT proof read so ignore the mistakes. I hope you like it

PT 1

Damian didn't have a regular family and he loved it that way. he loved the confused look on peoples face when he talked about his mom being an amazing cook and then in his next breath tell them about the time his mother forgot she was making toast and almost burnt the kitchen down. He loved telling people about the other woman who raised him, Aaliyah Al Ghul his mother's wife. she raised him from birth and she loved him like he was her own son. Before his grandfather had died she was the only other parent he knew. It took a while for him to warm up to bruce, he felt like he was betraying his umi. she raised him, she took care of him when he was sick or hurt. she encouraged him when felt he couldn't do something. so when everything was said and done and his family was no longer in danger he had a choice. Stay with his father who he had grown to care for or go back home with his mother. he choose to go home. Bruce was upset of course, he didn't want his son going down the wrong path but he accepted that it was damian's choice.

"Damian, honey sit up straight your mother is walking over." his umi warned, placing her warm hand on his lower back. Damian sat up instantly always trying his best to impress his mother. Since his grandfather Passed Talia has been harder on him then ever. trying to shape him into the man his grandfather use to be. he didn't want to be like his grandfather. he didn't want to hurt the people he loves to get ahead in life. he wanted to make his umi and father proud and he couldn't do that if he became his grandfather. "thank you umi." he said sitting up straight with his shoulder back. Aaliyah tried to do the same but her nine month pregnat belly didn't allow her to. "I've been looking for you everywhere damian, you have training in five minutes" Talia said looking down at her watch. damian wanted to roll his eyes but knew if he did it would only result in extra training. damian just sighed going to stand up only to be pulled back down by his umi. "actually beloved, damian was just about help me to our room. you see I am not feeling too well and I think it's best if I laid down." Aaliyah said resting a hand on her large stomach.

Damian look at his mother in concern. he didn't know his umi wasn't feeling well. he felt betrayed she hasn't mentioned it before now. "I will accompany you to the room, damian go to training." Talia said sternly, leaving them no room to argue. talia gently helped her wife up, planting a hand on her wife's lower back leading her out of the room. "you're being to hard on him Talia. he's still a boy, he needs a break" Talia scoffed shaking her head in disagreement. "he's not just a boy Aaliyah. he has the world on his shoulders now more than ever." Talia argued.

The death of Ra hit Talia harder than anyone else. Aaliyah tried to be there for her wife anyway she could but no matter what she did she couldn't heal the hole that Ra left with his death. "I know that Talia but that doesn't change that fact that I'm worried about him. he hasn't been the same since he left his father. like it or not Bruce change him in the short time they knew each other, he's no longer..." Aaliyah searched for the right word to describe Damian's change in behavior. "bloodthirsty" Talia finished.

Aaliyah nodded swallowing down the tears. she always felt guilty for Damian coming back and she knew if it wasn't for her he wouldn't have. he never told her such a thing but they way he speaks of his family in gothem told her everything she needed to know. "I just want him to be happy and I don't think he is when he's here." Aaliyah could feel Talia's grip tigten around her. "he chose to be here" she huffed "I didn't force him."

"I know" Aaliyah said taking Talia's hand into hers, cailming Talia down immediately. she sighed leaning futher into Aaliyah touch. "he's not the only one who needs a break." Aaliyah turned to face her wife properly "you haven't slept through a whole night in who knows how long." Talia sighed hiding her face in her wife's neck, allowing herself the brief moment of comfort. "I can't sleep wtihout knowing you're safe." she said letting go of Aaliyah's hand to wrap her arms around her waist, hugging her tightly afraid if she let go she'd disappeared.

Aaliyah was her rock. no matter what she did, who's lives she destroyed Talia could always count on Aaliyah to make the pain go away. dispite what Aaliyah might think she had helped Talia grieve her father's death. "I'd be more safe with a crazy hot assassin sleeping next to me" Aaliyah flirted planting a quick kiss to Talia's lips while her hands traveled down to her ass. Talia hummed a slight blush painting her cheeks. "you know it's been awhile since we had alone time" Talia said hands trailing down to her wife ass also. Aaliyah nodded "oh I know." she laughed

"We should make up for lost time." was all Talia said before she picked Aaliyah running to their room.

--

"umi watch this." Damian closed his eyes before throwing an apple into the air. Aaliyah watched in awe as he sliced the apple into perfect pieces pieces. he looked towords his mother waiting for the approval he so desperately craved. she starred in awe at her son, smiling widely. "that was so good damian!" she cheered from her spot on the bed. she had been put on bed rest by the doctors. the baby has been very active these last few weeks and that worried the doctors.

Damian returned his umi's smile, shrugging his shoulder. "it was easy umi a baby can do it." Damian said picking up the apple off the floor, setting it on the table. Aaliyah smile dropped as soon as damian's turned. she took several deep breaths hoping the pain in her stomach passed. she bite the pillow trying to drown out the groan she let out. luckly the pain subsides before damian turned back around chewing on the apple. She didn't want him to worry about her. she figured that Talia would be back soon and when she was Aaliyah would tell her about the pain she was having. "Damian you're getting stronger." Aaliyah praised she tried to smile at the young boy but another wave of pain stopped her from doing so. instead she settled for a proud nodded.

Damian sighed sitting down next to Aaiyah on the bed. he placed his small hand on her belly smiling to himself when he felt a kick. "I have to be umi, how else am I going to protect you and my sister." Aaliyah chuckled placing her hand on top of his. "sister hmm? how do you know it's a girl?" Aaliyah teased. she knew Damian was hopping it would be a girl, something about having to much brother already? Aaliyah didn't know what that meant until Talia explained to her that Bruce, Damian's father has adopted multiple sons. "trust me umi it's a girl and she's strong just like you." Damian leaned down to place a gentle kiss on Aaliyah's belly. right where the baby had kicked.

Aaliyah sucked in a breath as a cramp shot through her again. this one was worse than ever. "Damian, you flatter me" she said cupping his face in her hands. like his mother Damian couldn't resist the comfort the woman before him brought.

The comfort wouldn't last long for either of them when a minute later loud alarms went off, scaring Aaliyah who was not expecting it but she knew what it meant. "we're being attacked." Damian said standing up from the bed grabbing his katana. a member of the league brust into the room almost getting stabbed in the eye by damain. "what's going on?" Aaliyah asked. her heart was racing, the last time those alarms went off her father-in-law was killed and her son was sent away. she didn't think she could take it if another one of her family was taking away from her. "we're under attacked" the man said causing Damian to roll his eye.

"we know that you idiot! who's attacking us?" Damian yelled looking like he was debating if he should actually stab the guard or not. "I don't know but we need everyone we could spare can you help master Damian?" now Aaliyah was sure this guy was going to get stabbed.

"and leave my mother unprotected? ARE YOU AN IDIOT?" Damian yelled. the guard apologized before running out of the room and into the fight. Damain stood infront of the door in a fight stance daring anyone to step foot in the door. he'd love to show his umi how well he could protect her.

Aaliyah couldn't hold in her scream anymore, the pain was getting worse and worse. she needed to get help and fast. "Umi. what's wrong?" he asked turning to face her, his face full of concern. "I think... the baby is coming" she groaned out. Damain looked on in horror as water splashed to the floor ruining the carpet. "FUCK" Aaliyah cursed."you can't give birth now umi! mother isn't here and we're under lock down, can't you wait?" he said aiming the last question at his sibling. Damian started to panic ever more when Aaliyah yelled in pain again. the contraction were coming faster and faster.

"Damian I need you to calim down ok? what did you learn in training?" if there was one way to calm Damian down it was making him focus on his training. it was one thing he never could forget. "your sister need you right now ok?" he nodded looking more determined than ever. "all the guards are probably fighting right now so we need to get you to the hospital wing somehow, there should be doctors in there. can you walk?" Damian asked making Aaliyah sighed in relief she had her smart boy back. she had nothing to fear that with him by her side. "I don't know let's try" she answered

Aaliyah wrapped her arms around Damian's neck as he helped her out of bed. she took a step and immediantly yelled in pain. "I can't Damian, it hurts too much." she cried "Umi we have to tr--" Damian was cut off by the door brusting open but this time a tall man dressed like in all green walked in.

"who the hell are you?" Damian cursed moving to stand stand infront of his Umi. the man smirked "My people has been under the thumb of the demon head for for to long now. only when she and that demon inside her is dead will my people know true peace." the man said. his eyes were dark and wild. he twitched every so often like someone was wispering in his ear.

"Over my dead body." Damain said getting into a fighting stance. "then Three Al Ghul's will die today." Damian attacked the man. the only way to doge the attack was too back out of the room which he did. Damian knew the best way out of the situation was to play defense, get the man to tire himself out and use that to defeat him. but that is not what damian was trying to do. he was trying to get the man far way from his Umi as possible. he need to give her time to get to the hospital wing and get help for herself and his sibling.

Thankfully his plan was working. Damian attacked the man until they were down the hall and almost out of sight from the room. "be careful Damian." Aaliyah whispered. she was never one for prayer but today she had to give it a try "protect my wife and children and let them come back to me safely" she groaned through a contraction. "ok now let's get you out of here." she said to her baby. she slowly made her way back to the bed. she laid down putting a pillow under waist. she let her instinct take over, pushing when she thought she needed to breathing like the doctor's taught her. it was hard, painful and tiring but it was all worth it when she heard the sweet sounds of her baby. Aaliah tried to soothe the crying baby while she Reaching under the bed Aaliyah serched one of the many weapons Talia kept in the room for protection. she grabbed the first thing her hand came aross which was a small kunai Ra gave to Talia on her first birthday. she cut the cord before pulling the small babygirl closer to her chest. If it was any other time she would have laughed, she could almost hear Damian's 'I told you so'.

"Hi my sweet girl. I'm your Mommy" her loud cries lowered when she heard her mother's voice. Aaliyah laughed "you picked one hell of a time to be born little one." the baby lip curled up into what looked like a smile. "you're going to be a trouble maker aren't you." Aaliyah laughed "it's ok when your brother gets back we're going to take a little trip to the hospital wi--" Blood and there was so much of it. Aaliyah didn't understand what was happening but what she did know was this was not good. "It seems I'm in a little trouble here little one" Aaliyah said watching as her daughter's face fall as she starts crying again. Aaliyah could barley make out the heavy footsteps that were making it's way towords her door. Too heavy to Damians or Taila's.

Aaliyah forced herself off the bed barely waddling her way towords the large dresser. she pulled it open making room to fit the small child before stuffing her in it. "shush my child it's going to be alright, your mother is going to be here soon ok? she going to protect you no matter what." Aaliyah planted one last kiss on her daughter's cheek before closing the drawer and making her way back to the bed just in time for the man from earlier to barge in again. "what did you do with my son?" Aaliyah asked having no engery to yell or fight with the man. he smirked

"I told you three Al Ghul's will die today" Aaliyah couldn't help but let out a sob. "he was young, innocent. he had nothing to do with you or your family" the man slammed his arm against the wall in anger "NONE OF YOU ARE INNOCENT. not him, not you, not even your baby." he yelled he was twitching again. "please I can make thing right, whatever Ra or Talia has done I can fix it just please let us go. I need to get to the hospital I'm bleeding that means there's something wrong with the baby" she Lied. the man's smirk widen he was happy to hear the news.

"you should have thought about that before you married Talia Al Ghul" the man rushed towords and in one quick motion he stabbed her through her stomach where her baby would have been. Aaliyah's brain didn't register fast enough that she had just been impaled until he pulled out his sword and slit her throat.

the man stood there and watched as the mother of two was quickly drain of life. he laughed in victory when she fell to the bed. Aaliyah Al Ghul and her child were dead and his work here was done.

the man could feel the heavy winds from the helicopter on his face, all he had to do was get on and he was home free but like every good story the bad guys don't get away. "you should have made sure I was dead" was all he heard before he was stabbed from the back. he turned his head to face the young boy who he had thought he killed. "I can't wait to join your mother and sister in the after-life" was the last thing he said before falling to the ground in a pool of his own blood.

Damian had never run so fast in his life, he just had to know

Damian could barely look at his Umi, dispite his training he was not perpared for the sight of his mother laying in a pool of her own blood. the white sheet stained red like her clothes.

he wasn't use to how cold she was, she was never cold alway warm. how could she be so cold. "I'll warm you umi" the young boy said pulling the woman to his chest. "I'll warm you." he promised. that was the first and only time he allowed himself to cry, allow himself to beg. he would have stayed there and cried all day when small, muffled cries caught his attention. he slowly peeled himself away from his mother and made his way towords the dresser. He gasped as he quickly pulled the child out of drawer. he held her tightly to his chest. the young girl cried in her older brother's arms. "shhh my little warrior, your big brother is here now. and I promise that I will never let anything happen to you" he promsied. his eyes drifting back to his mother. "never again."

#Damian wayne #x reader #batman #i'm just bored #talia al ghul #batfam #Jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #Damian al ghul #Bruce wayne

[explosionshark]

20 questions for fic writers

Tagged by @coraniaid and @isagrimorie. thanks!

1. How many works do you have on Ao3?

45 stories

2. What's your total Ao3 word count?

361,583 words

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Actively? Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Life is Strange, Mass Effect, Avatar the Last Airbender, Warrior Nun. But i'd be down for other stuff!

Formerly: MTV Scream, She-Ra, Oxenfree

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

You Got Cool (She-Ra, 6,990 kudos)

Everybody Needs a Fence to Lean On (Life is Strange, 2,140 kudos)

Tear You Apart (Life is Strange, 1,918 kudos)

Every Other Freckle (Life is Strange, 1,579 kudos)

Dream Blue Haze (Life is Strange, 1,535 kudos)

5. Do you respond to comments?

I've been trying to more recently! But I'm not always great at it. At the very least when someone comments something detailed and thoughtful I try to reply - those comments always mean a lot to me.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Not fully intentionally but the place @holdsteady and I left our collaborative fic How to Live Here was basically right after a massive fight/breakup between characters that we fully planned to resolve and then just.... never did. Oops. Surprisingly, people are very rarely mean to us about this.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Probably Body Language? Very much intended to have that one wrapped up with a bow.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Not in a long time. Last time I really did was on some of my Life is Strange fics (either homophobic hate or bc i was writing a ship people didn't like).

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Yeah! Femslash only.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

I sometimes joke about/hc elaborate crossovers when I'm watching stuff with my friends, but I don't really have any interest in writing any. Or reading any, really, for that matter.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yeah! Had one of my LiS fics translated to Vietnamese. That was cool.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yeah! I co-wrote How to Live Here with my best friend @holdsteady! That's the only one that's been published, at least. @nataliving adn @jewishsuperfam and i have worked on some stuff together too and that's been fun :)

14. What's your all time favorite ship?

I don't know if I actually can pick one but honest Buffy/Faith are all-timers and absolutely formative. Second to that would be Rachel/Max/Chloe from Life is Strange.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

God, How to Live Here absolutely haunts me. There's a few Mass Effect ones (Shepard/Liara arranged marriage AU and my Jack/Miranda series) that I would love to finish but probably never will. Those are the ones that probably have the most written for them that I just haven't wrapped up.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I think I'm good at a lot of it! I write pretty good smut, I'm good at character voice, I think my writing is pretty readable

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Actually writing lmao. I struggle with coming up with workable ideas. I intimidate myself out of projects a lot. I fall off stuff kinda easy too tbh. And I'm TERRIBLE at writing alone - for anything bigger than a oneshot I need someone to hype me up and hold my hand through it or else I get bored or lose confidence :?

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

Generally in favor of skipping the google translate stuff. It's usually pretty whack

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Technically digimon when i was a little kid and before I even knew what fanfic was. First i posted was Danny Phantom

20. Favorite fic you've written?

I think Body Language is probably my best fic but for sentimental reasons I really love How to Live Here, since i wrote it with my best friend.

tagging @nataliving, @holdsteady, @shittinggold, @earthenterran, @lafgl, @aliceinwondrbra,, @strangesmallbard, @areweunderscoreweare, @jewishsuperfam, @morningsound15

#tag games

[princess-of-the-corner]

i don't know anything about she-ra but like, it sounds like Adora actually gets to find out things at some point... Adrien meanwhile....

YEAH

I need to finish watching She-Ra proper but I've low-key been watching it through @swearyshera so I get the gist of things.

And yeah Adora does learn about all the shit that was kept from her. Meanwhile, Adrien doesn't know, hasn't been given any hints, and will never find out!

Unfortunately most of the people voting are people who haven't seen the leaks so like. They assume he'll find out eventually. Seriously I'm cackling every time I see a fan talking about how they can't wait to see any of those reveals or them imagining Adrien's reaction to learning that info.

#ml leaks

[lunaslogs]

Series

Here's a list of series/franchises I desperately need to re-watch or start watching. Feel free to take inspo!

Star Wars (my childhood fr, I'm an Anakin defender)

Transformers, the movies and the original series (BORN TO BE A DECEPTICON, FORCED TO BE AN AUTOBOT also someone please give my boy Starscream a break)

The Tinkerbell movies (SILVERMIST >>)

Literally anything Dylan O' Brien is in (I've been on a DOB binge and it's starting to get concerning)

My Babysitter's A Vampire, the movie and the show (I have a type and it's dorks. Ask my partners, they'll tell you)

She-Ra and The Princesses of Power (my girlfriend has been begging me to watch this and I promised I would so Lili if you see this, I'm keeping my promise)

The Frozen movies (BORN FROM COLD AND WINTER AIR AND MOUNTAIN RAIN COMBINING-)

Julie And The Phantoms (hopelessly praying for a second season that we know damn well we aren't getting)

Pretty Little Liars (I started it but I didn't finish it)

The Eras Tour (I NEED TO GET MY DISNEY+ BACK)

Teen Wolf: The Movie (I've avoided it because of all of the hate I've seen of people saying it completely screws with the OG canon and now I don't know if I should watch it)

Schmigadoon (I'd re-watch it with my friend just to traumatize her with Aaron Tveit's pants, she's absolutely terrified of how high rise they are on him)

To All The Boys I've Loved Before Trilogy (Jordan Fisher.)

The entire TVDU (I'm never getting over Enzo's death)

Back To The Future Trilogy (MARTY MCFLY IS JUST THAT GUY also thank you Broadway gods for casting Casey Likes in the musical)

Riverdale (my guilty pleasure and canonically one of the few shows I actually see inputting a polycule and not using it to mock polyamorous people or make the butt of the joke. Obviously not the best representation but it's Riverdale so...)

Ghostbusters 1, 2, Afterlife, and Frozen Empire (can you tell I was raised with 80's/90's movies?)

This is Luna, logging off!

#star wars #transformers #tinkerbell #dylan o'brien #mbav #my babysitters a vampire #she ra #frozen #frozen 2 #jatp #jatp netflix #julie and the phantoms #pretty little liars #pll #taylor swift #the eras tour #teen wolf movie #schmigadoon #to all the boys i've loved before #p.s. i love you #always and forever #the vampire diaries #tvd #the originals #legacies cw #back to the future #back to the future part 2 #back to the future part 3 #riverdale #ghostbusters

[takerfoxx]

The Owl House, Season 3, Episode 3, "Watching and Dreaming," SERIES FINALE!

Well folks, the much-anticipated finale to The Owl House has finally dropped. Quite a bit...prematurely, true, but at the very least they had time to wrap things up with some measure of foresight.

So, how was it?

...you even need to ask?

Yeah, I loved it. No, it didn't really break away a whole lot from established norms for these finales. The bad guy gets an eleventh hour powerup and turns into a Kaiju, the misunderstood trickster antagonist is made to see the error of their ways and has a redemption arc, the hero has their big heroic sacrifice only to be resurrected with a Super Saiyan powerup, and we have a big fight. The bad guy is finally defeated, everyone is reunited, people get to work rebuilding, and we have the future epilogue touching base with everyone's happy ending. Nothin' we ain't seen before.

But it was still glorious.

Obviously, a lot of moving parts, so here's some personal highlights.

First, only my usual followers will get this, but I got a huge kick about how things started with basically the Restless arc from RD. I mean, the main characters being confronted with their deepest fears through personal nightmares? Sign me the fuck up! And lol, Luz was willing to accept that everyone hates her, but Amity misquoting their geeky hyper-fixation? Never!

I also like how it was the actual characters instead of dream copies, only controlled by the Collector. That was neat.

Part of me was bummed by how little Camilla and the Hexside gang had to do. Basically, keep everyone in the Archives safe until the reformed Collector came in with the save. I get it, it's the finale, but I really wanted to see Camilla go after Belos with la chancala. But then, things did start with Luz, Eda, and King, so it's fitting that they ended with that trio as well.

Okay, look. I'm a jaded, cynical guy. I've seen it all, and I know my tropes. So I knew there was no way in hell that Luz was actually dead. Still, when they've made me care that much about a character and pull things off that well...I was a little concerned. As if in, I kept telling myself that she wasn't dead, that she would be resurrected in minutes, it's a kid's show, yadda yadda yadda. Still. It did affect me. Well done.

Oh, the Titan! You know, I had forgotten the hints about them being caught in the in-between world, but we finally get to meet King's...dad? Mom? Parent? It wasn't super clear. I'm guessing gender-neutral being who appears rocking the Dad-bod because that's what Luz expected. Voice by Arin Hanson, no less! That was a pleasant surprise.

Also, does this confirm that Hooty is basically the Titan's grave worm? Wow.

ANYWAY, it was nice to finally meet the big guy. And it was cute how they were there watching the Owl House along with us, and Luz ended up being their blorbo. I mean, if your dying act was to reach into your favorite show and empower your favorite character to finally earn a happy ending, wouldn't you take it?

And okay, look. I know this is kind of hypocritical coming from me, given that Hordak is one of my favorite She-Ra characters, but I'm so glad that this show took such a definitive stand against not only redeeming Belos, but also shutting down the idea that just because the hero has done superficially similar things to the villain, it means that they're somehow the same. I always hated that trope.

I also love how it made it clear how some antagonists can be redeemed and others can't. For all the harm that the Collector did, they're still a little kid with no real concept of mortality. It doesn't make what they did okay, but it did give them a path to do better. And I loved how they immediately tried to redeem Belos with the power of friendship, only for the show to be like, "Yeah, that don't work with some people."

And in the end, the hero didn't bother justifying herself to Belos. She just stepped back and let the people that he hurt literally curbstomp him to death. And it was beautiful.

Now, again, much like the Human World montage in Thanks to Them, I would have loved for certain things to have room to breathe, like Camilla meeting Eda, all the reunions, finding out what happened to Odalia, repairing the Boiling Isles, etc. But with what they had to work with, seeing the healing happening, seeing the sort of people everyone would become (of course Eda would go with a giant hook), really felt right. It was a well-earned happy ending.

You know, it's funny. When this show first started, I often complained about how its episodic nature made it difficult to really get invested, and I still stand by that. But man, once the fetters came off, things really kicked into high gear and this show became magical! Yes, it was prematurely ended, and I would have loved for season 3 to have as much space to be as awesome as season 2. But what they gave us was still incredible.

Goodbye, Boiling Isles. I loved the time I spent with you. Here's to the brighter future you helped build.

...you have no idea how hard it was to find this screenshot.

#the owl house #toh #luz noceda #king clawthorne #eda clawthorne #belos #the collector #amity blight #hunter #gus porter #willow park #emperor belos #watching and dreaming #review #Youtube

[aprillikesthings]

OKAY time to do more She-Ra rewatch woooooo

I mean to get started on this hours ago pffft okay at least two episodes tonight and THEN an edible (if I watch it while high I'm not going to remember a damn thing, okay)

s1 ep5!

(At this rate I am never going to finish. On weeknights I have to watch anything in the living room, where other people are, but I can't find my wired headphones, and my laptop is an old macbook that hasn't been able to find anything on bluetooth in YEARS. I need to look harder for my damn wired headphones!!)

I keep thinking someone super-nerdy has to have made a proper map of Etheria

Oh, they did! Of course they did. There's multiple fan maps out there, actually. Nice.

[EDIT: also her dad's retired? Like, okay. I get that the reason they say it that way is literally "he's not DEAD but he's not important to the plot" but like, that implies that he also no longer gives a single fuck about his kingdom or the fate of his people. Or his own daughter. Also retired where. Is there a retirement home for former Princesses]

ALSO as I was digging through old posts of Nate's on twitter I found out that when people get his published autobio comic signed (I've read it, but on Kindle) they've often taped over or crossed out his old name on the cover, and he thought it was sweet--though it doesn't bother him to see his old name.

But Netflix should still fix it. 😤

Every time someone pointed out something they needed, the music stopped and then started over--that was a nice touch lol

I feel bad for skipping the intro every time but I have to admit I do not enjoy the song much. There's nothing *wrong* with it, it's just not my thing at ALL.

Blobby creature on the left looks like a Pokemon doing a sexy dance, help

UHHHHHHHH

like I know that thing is its ...nose? mouth? and it drinks from the bottle with it right after this shot but THAT LOOKS LIKE A DILDO OKAY, like one of those smallish smooth silicone ones for people new to pegging

Too hard to capture without video but Glimmer's POV literally pans up on someone with a sexy hourglass figure and she makes a little noise, ahaha

I struggle with Sea Hawk. As a character he's great. But from my POV as a viewer he is in fact kind of annoying sometimes

"Just because Sea is in your name doesn't tell us anything about your actual qualifications" this whole scene is just lampshading the dumb names She-Ra is saddled with because of the original series in the 1980's being made to sell toys.

"It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs!"

I know everyone knows that Bow and Glimmer are both bisexual but still

they're both such himbos sometimes lolol

"Last week, on She-Ra--"

I love the way they introduced Scorpia.

also how did she make it to Force Captain when she's so kind and goofy

(while going through my own old spop posts I kept mentioning that I knew Scorpia would eventually change sides, but it still took WAY longer than I would've expected given what she's like)

Catra's hatred of water (and the way she consistently reacts to Scorpia just picking her up for hugs) is great, I love it when they lean into Catra being a cat

"What are you some kinda furry" no I am a furry ally, there's a difference

...no comment

Also I get that there's all the jokes about shanties but his song actually sounds like an homage to Gaston's song in Beauty and the Beast

The way Catra's voice goes up in pitch here is hilarious.

I know this becomes a whole Thing that Adora can read it and almost nobody else can, but just noting that Mermista's palace's walls have First Ones writing all over them

So Mermista's dad was part of the Princess Alliance? I wonder if "Princess" is just the gender-neutral word on Etheria?

Voice-acting Mermista must've been so much fun. I feel like she was inspired by Daria.

This reference ages me, doesn't it lol

See, I keep forgetting stuff. But I did watch these episodes in like 2019.

If the characters were allowed to curse, Mermista would've said something like "what the fuck??"

I remember watching a thing where a few SU voice actors were talking about recording "efforts," which these little kinds of sounds for when the character is doing something physically difficult.

The problem of course, is that I'm rewatching this show so I can write a fic with explicit sex in it, and so my brain is like "heheheh are these also her sex noises"

(I'm going to headcanon that and you can't stop me)

do they ever address where he's from I forget

I...immortal? I mean obviously we know they *can* die because otherwise their world would be literally overrun by princesses (plus, y'know, the thing later) but wait how did I miss that

ALSO I can't get a good screenshot but Kyle is playing a ball-and-cup game in EVERY SCENE HE'S IN

eheheheheheheh

wait hold on

Here's a post of Daci and doing that two different times

Also it's not far off from the ASL for lesbian, which is part of why me and Daci did it

I am reminded of this post.

Like, is she insulting Adora or attempting to flirt?

(yes.)

A bunch of fics have mentioned all the scars Adora has from Catra fighting her, and this is the first time we see that during the show; but I can't help wondering if Adora didn't already have faint scars somewhere from when they played as kids? (I know she gets much worse ones later.) It's not like a childhood in the Horde is idyllic or gentle and I doubt they were discouraged from fighting/rough-housing, and I can easily imaging a child!Catra not being good at knowing how hard she was scratching someone.

EHEHEHEHEHEH

Okay, so Catra taunts her and literally injures her, and THEN Adora is able to fix the gate?

Is she motivated by spite or the adrenaline rush/complicated emotions around seeing (and being manhandled by) Catra?

(yes)

this shot is deeply hilarious

Also yayyy Mermista has joined the Alliance

Also also I had to edit this post bc it turns out you can only have thirty images per post, whoops!

One day it will take me less than two hours to make one of these posts >_<

Catra is still convinced (or pretending to be convinced) at this point that Adora's defection is temporary, huh.

#april rewatches spop

[madamegemknight]

What was the mistake in the Calgary leg of the power tour that got canonized? I've watched the power tour (fantastic stuff) but I don't know about all those little things like that 👀

I did kind of simplify it for the tags of that post - it's technically a combination of a mistake in the Calgary leg and a contradictory statement in the official press kit - but it's really interesting in my opinion!

Essentially, in this recording of the Power Tour taken at one of the Calgary performances, despite Songster stating that Eternia used to be ruled by the five Wizards of Good there are only four Wizards on stage at any given point during the musical flashback (most obvious at around 13:37 when they're all lined up). Later, when the five four Wizards sacrifice their mortal bodies to create Castle Grayskull, the Sorceress is already in Grayskull when it's finally complete.

When I first watched the tour, I thought this was supposed to imply that Sorceress had originally been the fifth Wizard of Good and chose to guard Grayskull to honor the sacrifice of her friends, and her actor simply hadn't been on stage with the others because she needed to be ready for her exit out of the Grayskull set piece/it would have been too quick of a costume change to work. However, after watching other clips of the tour (especially this one, where at 5:06 the Wizards are clearly lined up), I realized that the show I had initially watched had just been missing a Wizard and that there were supposed to be 5 on stage during this scene. Most likely, given the Power Tour's penchant for actors facing grievous bodily harm, whoever typically played the 5th Wizard had gotten injured during rehearsals or the previous show. Thus, despite enjoying the idea of Sorceress originally being part of the Wizards of Good, I rejected the idea - it had just been an error, and nothing more.

UNTIL I FOUND THE PRESS KIT SCANS.

Now the Press Kit, despite being a very cool thing to have access to, is not a very reliable source when researching the Power Tour because whoever wrote it decided to use multiple different canons for inspiration instead of just asking what the characters were like in the actual show. Thus, you get statements about how Orko is the Magical Jester-In-Residence (untrue, that's his title in the '82 bible, it's clearly stated in the show that he's the Royal Wizard to Randor's court), or how Adam and Adora's secret identities are kept hidden from the king and queen (they're not even secret identities in the Power Tour! Everyone knows they're He-Man and She-Ra!). There is some original information to glean, such as how Randor apparently risked the throne by marrying Marlena, but otherwise it's really only worth it for the description of the original synopsis and the confirmation that Baton Rogue's Riverside Centroplex was where the show had its world premiere, which is a whole other can of worms.

UNLESS YOU LOOK AT SORCERESS' DESCRIPTION.

Again, most of this is already well-known stuff or information stolen from other canons, except for the part claiming she was once a member of Eternia's Elders. Not only do the Elders not show up in the Power Tour, the Sorceress has never been depicted as a member. She's been chosen by the Elders to be the Sorceress, she's appeared to the Elders to guide them, she's tapped into the power of the Elders, but she had never been a member. This was completely new information created for this show, and it was contradictory to the show itself.

I decided to do some more research, and thus turned to both volumes of the Character Guide and World Compendium, available here and here for free via the Internet Archive. Going over the Sorceress' section of the Compendium, there weren't any continuities where she was depicted as a member of the Elders, once again confirming that this contradictory piece of information was entirely unique to to the tour (the closest comparison is the Ehapa comics where she's in contact with the Elders), but going to the Elders' section revealed something interesting - namely, that the Compendium had retconned them to be the Wizards of Good.

It's a bit of a wonky description that raises more questions than answers and doesn't even mention their ultimate fate (a common occurrence in the Compendium), but by making this retcon instead of letting the Wizards be their own group the writers of the Compendium had, by complete accident, made the Calgary performance error canon. If the Sorceress, according to the Press Kit, was a member of the Elders, and the Elders in the Power Tour continuity had been retconned to be the Wizards of Good, then that meant that by extension Power Tour!Sorceress had been retconned to be a Wizard of Good and thus was the missing fifth Wizard like I had originally thought purely by chance.

TL;DR: A performance in the Calgary leg had four Wizards instead of five, which was an error up until the Compendium retconned the Wizards to be another name for the Elders. Because of the Press Kit referring to the Sorceress as a member of the Elders, this meant that she had effectively and by pure accident been retconned into the fifth Wizard and the error was now canon-compliant.

#motu #motu power tour #thank you for the ask btw! I love discussing the power tour (you're right it's fascinating stuff) and I hope this answered your question :D #and sorry for taking so long to answer it alghefglsk I had to navigate my 50 million page long google doc of power tour info

[bad-hellaverse-ideas]

Hi! I just wanted to know what your thoughts on the topic for cishets criticizing Helluva Boss are?

Because there's a lot of cishets who are making video essays about how Stolitz "ruined" the show after season 2 episode 1 was made

More info on the topic is here btw (it's my post, but it's basically a summary of what's been happening)

https://matthasnobinary.tumblr.com/post/693584305934467074/a-twitter-thread-ive-made-towards-cishets

Anyone can criticize the show. I'm cishet and I do it sometimes too, as with any media I like. Though I don't really have any actual issues with the show and I prefer to be positive. Just because the show has LGBTQ characters doesn't mean only those in the community can criticize the show.

My issues are when those criticisms are speaking over LGBTQ people or are bigoted in nature. That is not our place to speak on that stuff and it never will be.

Now...about stolitz? I'd say the same thing applies. If it's about the characters, storytelling, or relationship, it's fine. I myself never really cared for the ship cause it's just not my cup of tea when it comes to the dynamic, plus I don't really care for Blitzo.

However, I've seen some of the "criticism" you're talking about... and yeah...the homophobia shows and it's gross. Despite my thoughts on the ship, I find myself having to defend it a lot. Like yeah, it's unhealthy but like...the whole plot is them getting better?? Do people not know what a plot is?? Not to mention shit like "Why does everything have to be gay?" or "It would be better if Stolas and Stella were together" Those people can FUCK OFF!

If it "ruined" the show cause they don't like the ship, that's just a bias and imo not a real criticism since they make it VERY clear it was going to be big from the beginning. Of course the main character's relationship is going to be important to the show.

I stopped watching She-Ra cause the main ship makes me uncomfortable, so I can understand If someone feels like a ship is becoming too prominent for them. But if that's the case, then these people need to stop watching, because those video essays are stupid.

The show isn't forcing Stoliz down your throat, it's not "bad writing", It's just plot.

So, yes, I believe cishets can criticize the show in general, but NOT the LGBTQ related stuff.

Stolas antis learn to control your homophobia challenge.

"unrealistic" my ass. people go through this stuff irl, it will never be unrealistic.

btw, I read your post, and the people saying they can't sympathize with Octavia is so gross like wtf is wrong with people??

And no, Paimon is an awful parent. I genuinely don't understand how anyone can think he's good.

Stella sympathizers are gross too. I stopped sympathizing after episode 5 because we saw who she was. The new episodes just confirm even more how awful she is.

So I can safely say that what you showed in your post isn't criticism, it's people speaking over LGBTQ people and abuse victims...and people who lack basic reading comprehension.

And...here's the funny thing. They say it's not relatable, yet here I am, a cishet person, relating to these things.

You can never say something isn't relatable because everyone has different experiences.

#helluva boss

[mogai-sunflowers]

HI REIGN (did i spell that right? i realli hope i did)!!! I SAW YOU WANTED SOME ASKS, SPECIFICALLI OF THE “thoughts on this” varieti n i am here to DELIVER. i also hope you don’t get ani like hardcore discourse asks from that but dw I WILL NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THAT (/srs). OKK ILL LIST THEM CUZ I HAVE A COUPLE (i think) AND THEYRE JUST KINDA RANDOM BC EVEN THO IVE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU FOR A BIT I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE STILL A MYSTERI TO ME (but that’z cool. mysteries are epic n they don’t always have to b solved). FIRST: thoughts on ANIME???? IK YOU LIKE SHE-RA (methinks…i swear whenever i send an ask i like always have to triple check if everithing i said is factual BUT IM RUSHING TOO MUCH TO CHECK THREE OR MORE TIMES SO IM ONLI CHECKING ONCE). but besides she-ra are you also an anime person or no? just curious teheeee ← has been hyperfixated on a certain anime since july or even earlier. SECOND thoughts on carrds? or rentrys? ← cannot remember if you have one in your pinned but is also. too excited to check. (/SILLI). i LUVVV making rentrys and carrds they r so fun!!! THIRDDD thoughts on me (/SILLi /J YOU DONT ACTUALLI HAVE TO ANSWER THAT THAT ONE WAS A JOKE). okk yeah that’z all. ik i’ve never entered your inbox before but i think you follow my mogai blog so?? idk xD but imma sign off w that just so you kinda recognize me since i don’t post on my main at all LOL

- @bloodyfrills

heyyyyy :33 i've never watched any anime because i struggle to process things fast, and subtitles is part of that because i don't speak Japanese, so I would need to use subtitles for a lot of them and that would make it very difficult for me to take in the show. i've briefly watched a little bit of BNHA, but I wasn't super into it. However, I do want to start watching some in the future, after I've learned some Japanese! if you have any that are in English that you would recommend, I would love that :0

and as for carrds, i love them! i really love graphic design because it sensorily pleases the Tism', i've only made one but i'll probably make a few more! i've never made or taken a look at rentrys, they confuse me a bit tbh :33

and as for you, i don't know you that well but i have always really enjoyed your mogai stuff and i love your flags!!!

#reign replies #ask game

[yb-cringe]

Hey hello yb/wybie!

Hot take: Empires smp (s2) characters if they were She-Ra characters! I've had some ideas of what most of them would be but I'd really like your input :P

Here's what I have so far:

Katherine - She-Ra/Adora

False - Huntara (or Mara)

Joey - Seahawk

Shelby - Glimmer

Gem - Perfuma

Lizzie - Catra (purely because of the cat thing but if it was personality based maybe Scorpia instead)

Pix - Entrapta

Jimmy - Frosta

Sausage - Bow

Joel - Swift Wind (I imagine him arguing that flying higher counts as him being taller lol)

As for Scott and Fwhip, I have no idea who they'd be :/

BFNSNFNC ok ive never watched she ra but from vibes alone i agree- however your “i have no idea who theyd be” is hilarious. fuck em actually they dont need to be here /j

entrapta i know of and pix has that vibe however it does make me sad bc i think entrapta is one of the angstiest motherfuckers on that show. also youre BASED for making katherine as adora thats very correct

#asks

[gmopotato]

She-Ra Season 3 Reaction

Yo. Just. I'm in awe. This show is AMAZING. As great as it is to see Catra go farther down the path of deranged depression, I'm sad to see the Super Pal Trio fall apart. Her obsession with one-upping Adora has led to her alienating herself from her friends, and even sending Entrapta away and lying to Hordak about it. It's awesome to see her be all mean and scary, but I'm also sad for Entrapta and Scorpia. In another world, perhaps things could have been better- and then we see another world where things are better. Holy crap, I love the concept of reality breaking down and just gaslighting you. It's such a fantastic premise for all kinds of scary stuff, and I love it. Of course, Adora had to stop it, or reality would have crumbled, but it was epic while it lasted. And Catra being all half-disintegrated and everything was cool too. And now the Horde as a whole is discovering the empty dimension that Mara sent the entire planet to to escape them! So that's fun! And Adora saw stars for the first time! In an alternate reality where Mara didn't open the portal, or something? That was kinda unclear what the heck was going on there. OH! And Glimmer met ShadowWeaver and I sincerely hope she learns some dark magic! I've been itching for that ever since she did the burst of dark lightning to defeat Scorpia in the Season 1 finale. I swear there better be some payoff to that, now that I know for certain that She-Ra didn't heal her from that curse at all because she didn't even know how to at that point, and because ShadowWeaver taught her dad and like father like daughter, yaknow? And it was super sad that her mom died, but I think it thematically tied up her arc pretty well. At least Glimmer doesn't have to keep sneaking out now. Her mom's main influence on the show was arguing with Glimmer about how she can't be expected to do the thing that she obviously needed to do to save the world. I'm not saying I'm glad she's gone, I'm just saying most of the time she was obstructing the heroes instead of helping them out. Like I said, it tied up her arc really well to have that sacrifice. The only thing that bugged me a bit was that everyone kept saying that the reality shifts weren't real, when Madame Razz literally said that they were, and I believe her. The sword was breaking down reality itself, and if reality itself is changing, then it's real. It's not some illusion. Glimmers mom whose name I can't remember died in the "fake" reality, and she died in the real reality, because that "fake" reality wasn't FAKE. I was really hurting when she left her husband saying it wasn't real, because I knew it freaking WAS. Since the Horde never existed, King Micah never died. Simple as that, just an alteration to the fabric of reality, time, and space. In fact, if they could harness the power of the portal reality breaking mechanics without actually, yaknow, breaking reality, they could have probably brought back King Micah permanently. He was real and he could have helped. In fact, he could have sacrificed himself to grab the sword instead, and his wife wouldn't be trapped in the space between dimensions because he would stop existing anyway. Problem solved! It annoys me when people say that alternate realities aren't real. Just a real pet peeve of mine. If you're experiencing it, it's real. Doesn't matter if it's time travel, multiverse, reality shifting, simulation, hallucination, whatever. The nature of how that reality works may be different, but it's still real and it still has a real effect. I've gone off rambling in some random direction. Getting back on track, She-Ra! Good show. Watch it.

#spoilers #no spoilers #no spoilers please #she ra #shera #she-ra #spop #shera season 3 #adora #catra #scorpia #entrapta #hordak #super pal trio #mara #shadow weaver #glimmer #king micah #queen angella #<<I forgot her name but it showed up suggested in the tags so I remembered #madame razz #razz is a funny name #ye olde razzle dazzle #alternate dimension reality shifting nonsense #ruminations on the nature of existence #rambling off topic #tags are fun you can literally just come up with whatever you want and say it #I guess you can do that with posts too but it's a different vibe

[succyobsessions]

Okay so I HAD to make another one of these because I am chronically consuming media like a good little cog in a capitalist machine and there are so many ships I love and Taylor songs that represent them so well so get ready for…..

MORE of My Fav Ships + Taylor Swift Songs

(general, non-specific version)

1. Catradora—Catra x Adora (She-Ra)

The Archer— Lover

“Combat, I'm ready for combat

I say I don't want that, but what if I do?

'Cause cruelty wins in the movies

I've got a hundred thrown-out speeches I almost said to you”

“I never grew up, it's getting so old

Help me hold onto you”

“I've been the archer,

I've been the prey

Screaming, who could ever leave me, darling?

But who could stay?

(I see right through me, I see right through me)”

“All the king's horses, all the king's men

Couldn't put me together again

'Cause all of my enemies started out friends”

“Who could stay?

You could stay

You could stay

You”

2. Rae x Finn (My Mad Fat Diary)

Gorgeous— Reputation

“You should take it as a compliment

That I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk

You should think about the consequence

Of your magnetic field being a little too strong”

“You're so cool, it makes me hate you so much (I hate you so much)”

“And you should think about the consequence

Of you touching my hand in the darkened room (dark room, dark room)

If you've got a girlfriend, I'm jealous of her

But if you're single that's honestly worse

'Cause you're so gorgeous it actually hurts

(Honey, it hurts)”

“Whisky on ice, Sunset and Vine

You've ruined my life, by not being mine

You're so gorgeous

I can't say anything to your face

'Cause look at your face”

3. Wilmon—Wilhelm x Simon (Young Royals)

Daylight— Lover

“I don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you

I don't wanna think of anything else now that I thought of you

I've been sleeping so long in a 20-year dark night

And now I see daylight, I only see daylight”

“Luck of the draw only draws the unlucky

And so I became the butt of the joke

I wounded the good and I trusted the wicked

Clearing the air, I breathed in the smoke”

“I once believed love would be (burning red)

But it's golden

Like daylight, like daylight

Like daylight, daylight”

4. Willex—Will x Alex (Julie and The Phantoms)

This Love— 1989

“Clear blue water

High tide came and brought you in

And I could go on and on, on and on, and I will

Skies grew darker

Currents swept you out again

And you were just gone and gone, gone and gone”

“Your kiss, my cheek

I watched you leave

Your smile, my ghost

I fell to my knees

When you're young, you just run

But you come back to what you need”

“This love is good

This love is bad

This love is alive back from the dead, oh, oh, oh

These hands had to let it go free, and

This love came back to me, oh, oh, oh”

5. Leatin—Leah x Fatin (The Wilds)

Peace— Folklore

“Our coming-of-age has come and gone

Suddenly the summer, it's clear

I never had the courage of my convictions

As long as danger is near

And it's just around the corner, darling

'Cause it lives in me

No, I could never give you peace”

“And you know that I'd swing with you for the fences

Sit with you in the trenches

Give you my wild, give you a child

Give you the silence that only comes when two people understand each other”

“But there's robbers to the east, clowns to the west

I'd give you my sunshine, give you my best

But the rain is always gonna come if you're standing with me”

6. Nick x Charlie (Heartstopper)

Jump Then Fall— Fearless

“I like the way you sound in the morning

We're on the phone and without a warning

I realize your laugh is the best sound

I have ever heard”

“Every time you smile, I smile

And every time you shine, I'll shine for you”

“The bottom's gonna drop out from under our feet

I'll catch you, I'll catch you

When people say things that bring you to your knees

I'll catch you

The time is gonna come when you're so mad you could cry

But I'll hold you through the night until you smile”

7. Shara x Chloe (I Kissed Shara Wheeler)

—I couldn’t find a gif because its a BOOK please don’t make fun of me😭—

Long Story Short— Evermore

“And I fell from the pedestal

Right down the rabbit hole

Long story short, it was a bad time

Pushed from the precipice

Clung to the nearest lips

Long story short, it was the wrong guy”

“Actually

I always felt I must look better in the rear view

Missing me

At the golden gates they once held the keys to

When I dropped my sword

I threw it in the bushes and knocked on your door

And we live in peace

But if someone comes at us

This time, I'm ready”

“No more keepin' score now

I just keep you warm (keep you warm)

No more tug of war now

I just know there's more (know there's more)”

“Now I'm all about you (and now)

I'm all about you, ah (and now)

I'm all about you (and now)”

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#THESE ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER I JUST RANDOMIZED THE LIST #catradora #catra x adora #she ra #spop #did I only finish watching the show yesterday? yes. #are they now one of my main OTPs? also yes. #Rae x Finn #my mad fat diary #they would def bond over hating Taylor but that’s irrelevant #no I do not claim the third season #wilmon #wilhelm x simon #young royals #willex #will x alex #Julie and the phantoms #jatp #deserved better enough said #leatin #leah x fatin #the wilds #nick x charlie #heartstopper #shara x chloe #i kissed shara wheeler #EVERYONE GO READ THIS BOOK #runner-up was how you get the girl which also fits so well for them in a cutesy kinda way #taylor swift #everyone say thank you taylor for her heavily queer-coded lyrics