#Halloween puns

[punstars]

Happy Halloween!

#punstars #puns #punny #humor #jokes #pun #joke #bad jokes #bad puns #dad jokes #halloween puns #halloween #happy halloween

[neonleonsmessymindpalace]

Hey, I'm not feeling too great, my parents are being transphobic and my anxiety is spiking. Can you say some puns. I just need a good laugh.

Fear not, Neon Leon got you covered 😎🤌🏾✨

Donnie had a taser once. It was stunning.

What's the problem with scientists? Periodically they're wrong.

But also, since it's OCTOBER, here are some Halloweenish ones!

What do you call a werewolf with a fever? A hot dog.

Did you hear the one about the confusing cemetery book? It had too many plots.

Why did the ghoul couple break up? One was ghosting the other.

And have the gift of my face while Dee is hitting me for the puns:

I hope ya feel better soon!! 💙

#neon leon shittalks #neon leons messy mind palace #donnies exceptional mind #turtle net #bad puns #neon leon #puns #halloween #halloween puns #bad jokes #rottmnt

[glitchysquidd]

Can you tell me a pun squidd?

I dunno can I ?

Not sure if I feel gourd enough to tell any, but who knows maybe I'll tell a fangtastic joke or two?

Though I suppose I also have a pun-kin or two.

OKAY THAT LAST ONE WAS HORRID HhaAhaHAHA

okay- howl are ya doin buddy?

#Halloween puns #hunni hive asked #hunni hive

[little-ghost-little-ghost]

Heh, pumpkin patch

#rocktalks #halloween #puns #bad puns #halloween puns #jack o lantern #jacket patch #patches #pumpkin

[mkartzdraws]

Inktober #5: Fruit Bats! 🦇

(via Fruit Bats Fitted Scoop T-Shirt by Rustmm)

#Inktober #inktober 2022 #drawlloween #drawlloween 2022 #drawtober #fruit #bats #bat #fruit bat #puns #funny art #funny #cute halloween #Halloween #halloween puns #strawberry #orange #grape

[newbloggycat]

👻Happy Halloween 2 🎃 23

👻HOWL you doing this Halloween? Let’s CREEP it real at this most fa-BOO-lous time of the FEAR👻 I’m the pun-kin King of Meow-loween!

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#creep #dear #fabulous #funny cat pics #Halloween 2023 #halloween puns #happy halloween #keep it real #year

[fatcatswaggerdesigns]

Hollow Inside - Punny Green Jack-o-Lantern Pumpkin

A green, vintage style jack-o-lantern shares a punny halloween saying. Hollow inside. The deadpan smile carved into the pumpkin emphasizes the funny quote. Still cute!

Society6 | Teepublic | Zazzle | Spreadshirt

#halloween puns #green pumpkin #funny jack o lantern #sarcasm #deadpan #dead inside #hollow inside #vintage halloween #halloween #pumpkin #jack o lantern #Never Too Early For Halloween - Vintage Pumpkin

[the-flower-frog-boy]

This was something for the seniors for our anti-bullying week. Yes, it's next week, but people want to go ahead and get all of the posters up. A senior at my school is holding a contest for people who can do the best poster. I probably won't win, maybe because I put too many puns, but I still really like how this turned out. I wanted to post it just because of that, despite knowing that it's probably not gonna get much attention. I mean, my posts never do, but it's nice, y'know?

#poster #school stuff #anti bullying #halloween #halloween puns #ghost besties :) #art #my art #no frogs or flowers tho #artists on tumblr #froggy draws

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Alastor: What do you want to be for Halloween?

Lucifer, winking: Yours

Alastor: Yeah, that would be really scary

#of course they celebrate halloween #lucifer calls alastor mummy on halloweeen instead of mommy #alastor then proceeds to ghost him for a week #are these puns? #lucifer morningstar #alastor the radio demon #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #appleradio #radioapple #apple radio #radio apple

[jey-draws]

A very spookvee ghost

#digital art #fanart #the owl house #toh #vee noceda #halloween #maybe the pun isnt great but it took me a while to come up with it so appreciate it

[cairafea]

he makes this joke every time.

#sissel #yomiel #ghost trick #ghost trick phantom detective #ghost trick spoilers #art #my art #fanart #comic #halloween 2023 #bad horrible pun this joke has to have been done to death already #you wouldn't believe how long it took me do to the ghost world on god #all done in the mac equivalent of ms paint btw. yes those transparent people were painstakingly drawn by hand. #sissel thinks he's hilarious but it's not like anyone can see his jokes. his talent is being WASTED. #there's a reason sissel is purple yes. #the kids go “nice costume” to yomiel every time. he's not wearing a costume. #depending on when you think this takes place it's absolutely hilarious #pre-canon? dead man answering the door (interrupted from plans of revenge) and getting his fashion sense annihilated by preschoolers. #post-canon? catsitter forced by wife to go answer the door and getting verbally destroyed by kids because she knew it'd be funny #deserve #no watermark or signature because i forgot again. and because it'd look out of place #the big brain play is to make a joke so bad they won't wanna steal and reupload your stuff anywhere #took off the halloween tag bc there are GT spoilers

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 144

Jason, using a fake skeleton as a puppet: I have a joke for you.

Tim: What?

Jason: What is a skeletons' favorite snack?

Tim: I dunno.

Jason: Go on, guess.

Tim: Death?

Jason: Nooo. Go on, guess.

Tim, chuckling: I dunno.

Jason: Come on! Guess!

Tim: *laughing*

Jason: Why are you laughing?! I haven't told the punchline yet! What is a skeletons favorite snack?

Tim: *laughing*

Jason: Guess!

Tim, laughing: You're putting me in a lot of pressure.

Jason: Guess!! Fuck!! *bangs skeleton against wall* GUESS, GUESS GODAMN YOU!

Tim: *laughing*

Jason: WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME?! WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?!

Tim: Bones?

Jason: ...

Jason: NO!! *bangs it against wall again* NO!!

Tim: *laughing*

Jason: WHAT IS IT?! WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!

Tim: *doubling over laughing*

Jason: RIBS!! SPARE RIBS!! FUCK!!

#dc incorrect quotes #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #robin #funny #funny videos #funny incorrect quotes #batfam #batbros #batboys #batkids #character dynamics #halloween #puns #jokes #dc #comics #comic books #silly #jason peter todd #timothy jackson drake #batfamily #batman characters #found family #humor #cw cursing

[hellishgayliath]

Now that it's October everyone is obligated to make spookysonas of themselves, sorry spooky month rules

im just kidding, only if you want to of course~

#my art #bunsona #spookysona #halloween #there will be head puns when it comes to me lel #it would be pretty fun to see other's spooky designs for themselves :3 #i've been waiting to drop this since the beginning of september

[epkot94]

Had a great idea for a Spirit Halloween fic!

Ok so I know people tend to write the Infinite Realms as being connected to all dimensions, so imagine when FlashPoint Paradox occurred (it created a completely different timeline for the DC universe before it was corrected by the Flash, one in which Bruce Wayne died in the alley) the ghost of Bruce Wayne came into existence in the infinite realms.

Clockwork is aware that reversing the changes to the timeline will destroy ghost!bruce but he uses his power to protect him and keep in existence. Because ghost!bruce has to exist so he can be in the right spot so when a portal opens up he can fuse with a boy named Danny and save his life.

DP canon proceeds for the next year or two, by this point Danny has revealed his halfa status to his parents but he’s still unaware that he’s bonded to a ghost (maybe the bonding event knocked ghost!bruce unconscious?) and after some time and a lot of talks they’ve come around to the truth that ghosts are actually sentient and just like humans some are good and some are bad.

Unfortunately the GIW are still around and with years of public ghost appearances and battles, all the footage and proof they’ve built up leads to the government deciding to expand the GIW. More agents, better training and more weaponry. Their mission statement goes from discovering ghosts weaknesses and studying them to complete extermination.

Some big fight between Phantom and some agents happens and maybe there were some bystanders killed, maybe Tucker and Sam or the rest of the Fenton family? And the sheer trauma of the event as well as the injuries Danny gets pushes through his bond and wakes up ghost!Bruce.

Because of the bond Bruce is aware of Danny’s memories and has subconsciously been learning with him as well as “aging” (he might just be subconsciously shapeshifting to match Danny’s age).

And now Danny is starting to hear a voice in his head, trying to comfort him, promising that he’ll never be alone. Freaked out, Danny travels to see Frostbite thinking he’s finally going crazy but gets waylaid by Clockwork, who finally reveals this whole convoluted plot he set up to prevent Danny’s death from the portal and ensure that Danny Phantom would come to be.

*I’ve always liked the idea that Clockwork aims every dimension toward the timeline with the best outcome, but Danny’s has always been difficult to see clearly so clockworks mostly making plans on the fly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have no clue what happens next because my brain went straight to Danny and ghost!Bruce working together to figure out how to split, and eventually starting to grow feelings for each other the longer they’re aware of each other.

Eventually, something’s leads them to going to Gotham (I imagine Danny is in his mid 20s at this point) and they decide that with the GIW growing more dangerous they need to actively search for allies, ghost!Bruce doesn’t have super clear memories of his living life, probably doesn’t even really remember his name, but he does have a memory of a voice saying something along the lines of “Wayne’s always help when they can” and hey Bruce Wayne is Batman’s auger daddy, maybe he can get them an in with the JLA?

#imagine the chaos of the batkids seeing a young ghost version of their daddy dearest #one who uses awful puns like Nightwing #and apparently knows how to actually use his words #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc universe #danny fenton #dc x dp #batman #bruce wayne #Spirit Halloween #bruce x danny

[hoodie-buck]

—teacher!buck: halloween edition is here y’all!! thanks sm to everyone who’s been reading/reblogging/supporting the snippets etc. couldn’t have done it without y’all 🫶🏼 happy halloween 🎃

rated: g | words: 12.2k | read on ao3

summary:

“How much longer dad?”

“I’m sure they’re almost ready. Why don’t you hang out with your friends until it’s time?”

Christopher frowned. “Can you go ask dad, please?”

Eddie would rather do anything else, thanks. But, when your kid was your world, and his big puppy dog eyes were looking up to you, well—he was only human.

Eddie gave Chris’ shoulder a squeeze before looking around, spotting what looked to be a teacher. Well, they had a clipboard in their hands at least.

Walking toward the teacher like person, Eddie stopped as he got closer, clearing his throat.

“Um, excuse me, are you one of the teachers?”

The teacher turned around to face him, Eddie suddenly a little short on words.

“Oh yea, hi. I uh, I’m Mr. Buck.”

Of course he was.

—or—

During the halloween season, Eddie is introduced to Christophers teacher, the one with pretty blue eyes that he just can’t seem to stop running into

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[vonplundercat]

Even Death doesn't stop this ghoul from Slaying!

#Ghost #dead sexy #pun #punny #pinup #spoopy #graveyard #gothic #goth #halloween #undead #von plundercat #monster girl