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#I AM 💀 EXASPERATED 💀
hotteoki · 5 months
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great day to be a twt armytiny 😐
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americankimchi · 2 years
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the way i am planning on playing a wizard in my next p:wotr playthrough specifically so i don't have to bring nenio with me anymore 💀💀
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yuyusuyu · 4 months
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the return of the princess treatment chronicles ?!
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synopsis. mingi loves that you treat him like a princess, really, he does! hey, he means it! he really likes it! however... he's a tad bit sad that he's the only one getting flustered by such actions while you're basking in pride of your affect on him. which is why he must show you the power of the princess treatment himself! little does he know that you, his sweets, also have a very special list...
pairing. bf! song mingi x fem! reader
genres/au. fluff, romance, comedy, established relationship, non idol au, (implied) college au
warnings. couple stuff (kissing, hugging, etc.), cursing, teasing, mentions of alcohol (and alcohol consumption), a guy being weird 💀, yunho has. a weird goofy and all knowing moment (i will not elaborate on this).
rating. mature (alcohol consumption)
wc. 3.4k
part 1 here !
a/n. my last work of the year ! how exciting~~ i hope you all like the long awaited part two of the princess treatment chronicles !! not proofread... again... lol...
reblogs and comments are appreciated as it helps with not getting shadowbanned !
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MINGI looks down at you, eyes narrowed as he tries to gauge your expression, while you happily hum. he wants to ask you if you feel uncomfortable, holding his hand while he has his arm thrown over your shoulder, instead he asks the opposite.
"be honest," he says, his tongue darting out to lick his lips while your gaze flickers up to him, trying to see him through the worn edges of mingi’s hoodie, before going back to what's in front of you. "do you know about the list?"
"what list?" you ask, a brow raised at him. you push the door open to the bar and walk in after he does. "oh!" gasping, you grin at him, entwining your hands. "are you talking about the poems you have in your notes app?"
mingi gapes at you, ears turning bright red and his cheeks matching the color. "what? no!"
"oh," you blink at him. "well, that's the only thing i've read on your phone. which reminds me
" stopping before you reach your usual table, you wiggle your eyebrows at him, lips tugged to form a lopsided smile. "who are you writing those love poems about, hm? are they about me, loverboy?"
scrunching his nose, mingi leans down and bumps his forehead with your own, eyes darting over every feature on your face. you quiet down, the words you wanted to say getting caught in the back of your throat at the intensity of your boyfriend's gaze. with a low hum, a small smile breaks out on his lips. “and what if they are about you, hm?”
your eyes widen in a comedic manner, face feeling unbearably hot as you gently push him away. mingi laughs wholeheartedly at your flustered reaction, following after you as you hurriedly slide into the same booth as yunho's, who stares between you and mingi with an eyebrow cocked. mingi shrugs, taking a seat next to you and effectively sandwiching you between him and the other giant in your trio.
“what's got you looking like that?” yunho asks, blinking as his hand reaches out to grab a fry from the tray he ordered not too long ago.
“mingi,” you mumble, reaching out and grabbing a handful of fries, popping one into your mouth and chewing slowly. “by the way, he’s acting weird.”
“he’s always weird,” yunho replies, deadpanning. mingi leans over to whack the back of the blond’s head, emitting a whine from him.
“am not,” mingi huffs, eyes narrowed down at yunho. naturally, he throws his arm around you, his hand playing with material covering your shoulder. “by the way, did you tell her about the list?”
completely ignoring his question, yunho turns his attention towards you. “you know about the list?”
“what list?” you ask, exasperation laced in your voice. “the only list i know about is the one filled with love poems he dedicates to me.”
“you know about that, too?” yunho looks over at mingi. “dude, you are so bad at hiding stuff from yn.”
“what list are you guys talking about?” you look between both of your best friends, pouting.
“nothing!” mingi says, attempting to distract you from the conversation at hand by peppering your face with kisses.
it works.
when mingi pulls away and you stop giggling, you feel heart pick up its pace with the pretty smile mingi wears, eyes forming crescents as he looks at you. he presses one last kiss on your nose, nuzzling his head into your cheek before standing up, whispering about how he’ll go get you something to drink.
once mingi is gone, you abruptly twist around and pinch yunho’s arm, holding the skin in between your fingers while he whines. in the midst of yunho trying to swat your hand away, you lower your voice, “did you tell him about the list?”
with a successful smack to your hand, your best friend huffs and raises a brow, lips slightly pursed. “and why would i tell him about that?”
“it’s just,” your gaze flickers over to your boyfriend, watching him talk with the bartender, “i
 you know
”
yunho hums, “it’s important. i know
 i wouldn’t tell him about it, you know that.”
“yeah
 yeah,” you nod, “you’re right.”
“what’s he right about this time, sweets?” mingi slides in next to you, handing you a beer bottle. his arm goes to rest around you again, his fingers mindlessly playing with your hair. 
with a scoff, you reply. “that he’s weird.”
“i am not weird,” yunho throws you a dirty glare, emitting a shout of protest as he steals your beer. “and you can’t drink.”
while yunho sticks his tongue out at you, momentarily distracted, mingi reaches out and grabs the beer from him. “i’ll drink my girlfriend’s beer, thank you very much.”
you take the bottle from mingi and take a swig from it, mumbling how you’ll drink it yourself. yunho bites back the grin that wants to appear on his lips, noticing the flustered expression on your face while mingi simply laughs and tells you to give it to him if you don’t want to finish it.
oh, you are so smitten and mingi is so going to complete that list of yours.
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HOW TO MAKE Y/N FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU: BE HONEST (BECAUSE I HATE LYING PEOPLE! YOU CAN THANK MY EX BOYFRIEND FOR THIS! AND ME FOR ADVISING HER TO ADD THIS —JEONG YUNHO, HER BEST FRIEND)
yunho’s note at the end of your writing makes your lips curl upwards, a soft chuckle leaving them. with a finger running down the expanse of the worn out page of your old physics notebook, you close it and push it back into your bookshelf just as the door swings open. mingi walks into your room, shoulders sagging as his feet drag against the wooden floor. you huff through your nose, turning around and opening your arms to which he falls into them, groaning in relief as his form hunches over you to dig his nose into the crook of your neck.
“rough day?” you ask, playing with the hair on the nape of his neck before you flatten your palm and thread your fingers through his hair, surprised that his hair is damp. he probably came over as soon as he finished taking a shower and changed into his pjs. “don’t you feel uncomfortable?”
“yes and no,” he mumbles. “yes: rough day at work today. too busy. no: i don’t feel uncomfortable. you’re like, the most comfortable person ever. i like hugging you, you know? oh, and you’re also—”
“baby,” pushing him back by the shoulders, mingi pouts at you, making you giggle. “you’re rambling.”
“i like rambling,” he blurts out, “just with you, though. i don’t like doing that with others.” his fingers absentmindedly rub figures into your hip.
snorting in amusement, you bring him into a hug and feel him let out a content sigh. “you’re awfully honest today, mings. it’s a,” trailing off, you grin, eyes twinkling in mischief, “...stark contrast to your usual boy cries wolf self.”
mingi clicks his tongue tiredly, “yeah, well, i don’t have to be like that with you. i’m just plain ol’ song mingi with you. hey, can i stay the night? i like sleeping with you.”
you hum, rolling your eyes in a playful manner, trying to ignore the fuzziness of your mind. the male grumbles something incoherent, and he grabs your hand afterwards to pull you towards your bed, basically tugging you to fall into it with him. mingi lifts himself up slightly to pull down the duvet, making you do the same before he’s already pushing it back up, snaking his arms around you and pulling you closer to him with a grunt. “you need a new bed.”
“no i don’t,” you laugh.
“yes, you do. it’s too tiny for the both of us.”
he’s right—his feet always peek out from the end of the bed.
“you’re awfully honest today.”
“just because i can be myself with you,” he mumbles into your hair, his grip around your waist tightening. “it’s not tiring to talk with you. i don’t have to pretend to be someone else. like with my coworkers! so tiring...”
“is that so
”
you’re met with soft snores coming from your boyfriend and the sound of your heart pounding in your ears.
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HOW TO MAKE Y/N FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU: BE YOURSELF! (DON’T PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE YOU’RE NOT! THANK MY EX BOYFRIEND FOR THIS AND ME FOR TELLING HER TO ADD THIS —YUNHO)
mingi grabs your hand and brings them up to his lips, brushing them against the skin of the back and letting your entwined fingers fall back between the two of you, swinging it idly. “why are you nervous, sweets?”
“why wouldn’t i be nervous is the real question here,” you say, glancing up at mingi. with a small sigh, you continue, “i just want your family to like me, mingi.”
he grabs you by the shoulders, twisting you so that you stand in front of him and tugging you into a hug. as he rocks both of you from side-to-side, he laughs quietly, “don’t worry, yn. they’ll like you just as much as i do. my mom is going to love you right off the bat.”
“and how do you know that?” you question, tilting your head up.
mingi scratches his cheek in a sheepish manner, “i, um, talk about you to her a lot.”
the front door of his mom’s place opens, his mom smiling widely at the sight of you and her son staring at her with wide eyes. you can tell she wants to tease the both of you but resists the urge to do so, instead ushering you two inside, apologizing for having you guys stand outside in the cold for so long. and just like that, as soon as you take off your shoes and hand your coat over to mingi, you’re whisked away by his mom and sat next to his aunt where you end up laughing to the point of tears at the stories they tell you of mingi’s childhood.
“one time, i was sick and i don’t really like chicken soup, so mingi tried making me a vegetable soup and even made a dance called ‘the veggie get better soon’ dance.”
you laugh in disbelief, “auntie, you're joking right?”
mingi’s mom shakes her head, laughing along with you. “now why would i lie about that? oh, does he still have that habit of needing to sleep with something?”
“yes. i’m his victim.”
“oh sweetie
 good luck.”
his mom and aunt start talking about something else that you should, in theory, pay attention to. however, your favorite person's laugh fills the air and effectively grabs your attention. mingi sits on the couch by the door, playing with his baby cousins while the older one tells him something you can’t quite hear. but you watch as mingi throws his head back, eyes squeezed shut and his smile trembling from how hard he’s laughing, his body shaking.
“oh,” his mom lets out a content sigh, smiling fondly.
you peer over at her. “he hasn’t changed one bit, i see.”
and you think you can agree with her—that mingi hasn't changed one bit since you met him. your heart aches and silently hopes that he never does change.
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HOW TO MAKE Y/N FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU: TREAT HER RIGHT! (I SWEAR IF I END UP DATING ANOTHER DICKWAD I WILL CRY! AND I WILL PERSONALLY CRY WITH HER! —YUNHO)
yunho talks about something that just happened to him, taking a sip from his red party cup and wincing at the pungent taste of horribly mixed alcohol. he mumbles something to his best pal, but it doesn't quite meet mingi’s ears. you see, he is a little occupied with keeping an eye an you, who had left his side earlier to greet some of your friends at the small party being held by one of his friends. when you were ready to go back to his side, some stinky guy decided to keep you from doing just that. he watches with a stoic expression as the guy continuously shimmies closer to you, a frown soon etched onto his lips when he notices the way your polite smile wavers and your eye twitches just the tiniest bit.
you’re annoyed. and rightfully so! he would be annoyed too if some person were to keep him from going back to you!
so he walks over, jaw tensing when he hears something he should never hear.
“why are you acting like such an ass? i’m just trying to ask you out—”
mingi silently grabs onto the back of the shorter male’s collar, pulling him back just enough for him to glower down at him. “apologize to her.” he’s surprised at how he, oddly, sounds calm when anger is bubbling in his chest right now.
the guy rolls his eyes. “why should i? and who the hell are you?”
“her boyfriend,” he barks out a chuckle, leaning down to be at eye level with him, “and i don’t like the way you just treated her. apologize to her while i’m asking nicely.”
the storm that rages inside him calms down, your touch lulling him back to you. mingi glances back at you, your skin hot against his. he lets go of the guy roughly, barely acknowledging the way he stumbles away as quickly as possible. with his hands cupping your cheeks gently, he tilts your head to the side, eyebrows pinched together in worry. “sweets, are you okay? are you feeling sick? you feel really warm—”
that’s because he’s doing quite the number on your heart right now and you’re not sure what to do with the growing feeling in your chest, the one that you’re so afraid of after the last fiasco that was your previous relationship.
this calls for a guidance meeting with yunho soon!
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HOW TO MAKE Y/N FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU: BE THERE FOR HER! (I WILL PROPOSE TO YOU ON THE SPOT! SHE REALLY WILL! —YUNHO)
“you’re in love with him,” yunho shrugs.
you gawk at how easily he said that. “i—well, i’m not sure if he feels the same way!”
your best friend gives you a pointed look. “are you blind or something?”
“what the hell is that supposed to mean?” you scowl, crossing your arms over your chest.
“only a fool wouldn’t be able to see how much mingi loves you
 so i guess that makes you a fool, yn!” 
your conversation from earlier replays itself in your mind. you can’t believe yunho just
 said that to you and left afterwards to deal with your brain melting down all by yourself. now you lay in your bed, curled into yourself while you hear the clock in your living room tick and tick and tick away, the sound making time feel like it’s on a loop.
with a frustrated sigh, you screw your eyes shut and grab a pillow from behind you, moving it to the front so that you can hug it while you contemplate the meaning of your existence and the heavy weight of yunho’s words in your mind. but then you hear your front door open and close, followed by some shuffling.
“dear robber,” you shout, “i’m a poor, poor student that just graduated. i’m literally so broke right now, so i suggest you make yourself a meal in my kitchen before heading out.” the door to your room creaks open; you squint an eye open, seeing mingi lean against the doorframe. “aren’t you supposed to be on your way to work?”
“yunho told me you were feeling down, so i got someone to cover my shift under the excuse that i have a stupid fever.” he hums, pushing himself towards you. kneeling down in front of you, mingi brushes some of your hair away from your face.
curse yunho for opening his big mouth.
you make a mental note to yourself that you will be having a talk with that man before shaking your head, merely stretching your arms out and making grabby hands at your boyfriend. he chuckles, shedding his glasses off and putting them on your nightstand, sliding in beside you as you scoot over to make more space for him. you let out a content sigh, resting your head on his chest where you can easily hear the steady beating of his heart. you melt in his arms, your worries washed away as soon as he wraps an arm around your waist.
it’s silent for a minute.
or maybe less than that.
“you need a bigger bed. it’s too small for the two of us.”
snorting, you hit his back softly. “no i don’t.”
“...but you do.”
you laugh this time, and mingi triumphantly smiles because he knows that whatever had you down in the dumps is now gone from your mind, the sign of your shoulders relaxed is a tell tale sign that he’s doing a pretty good job at making you feel at ease right now.
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HOW TO MAKE Y/N FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU: SAY THE L WORD TO HER FIRST (BECAUSE I WILL NEVER AGAIN SAY IT FIRST! YOU CAN THANK MY EX FOR THAT! FUCK THAT GUY, NO ONE LIKES HIM! —YUNHO)
celebrating the day that is gift giving, christmas, on the twentieth with yunho and mingi became a tradition as soon as you three started college. it is a tradition that, a year after graduation, won’t ever change. so you’re sitting on the ground in front of the small tree in yunho’s apartment, a couple of presents littering the ground around it which makes for a pretty funny sight, if you do say so yourself. mingi sits to your left, giggling as he tries grabbing the presents that are tagged as his while yunho gets up with the goal of making hot chocolate for you guys to drink before the clock strikes twelve.
only because his goal is to get you two alone in hopes that mingi says he loves you first
 but you don’t have to know that and neither does mingi!
you slap mingi’s hands away as he tries tearing the wrapping paper from one of the smaller gifts in his pile. he whines and pouts, rubbing his hand. “i can’t believe you just hurt me.”
“that’s on you,” you say, sticking your tongue out at him.
it happens out of the blue: mingi leans over and shoves the hood of one of his stolen hoodies over your head. you yelp in surprise and try swatting his hand away while he laughs, only for him to let out a noise, something between a yelp and a high pitched squeal, as he somehow ends up toppling over you. groaning, you manage to remove his hand from the hoodie and pull it back, narrowing your eyes up at mingi. he ignores the look on your face, his hand slowly finding itself touching your nose, your cheek and then your mouth, his thumb running over the expanse of your bottom lip softly. you watch him intently, your chest rising and falling quickly.
“you’re really pretty,” he mumbles, replacing his thumb in favor of brushing his lips against yours in a brief kiss. instead of pulling away, he says something else—something that has you tearing up. “you’re pretty inside, too. you have the most beautiful soul ever
 one of the reasons why i love you so much. more than you’ll ever know, i think.”
the corners of his lips tug upwards to a form a pretty grin while he wipes the tears that fall from your eyes. “why are you crying, yn?”
“because i love you and i thought
” you clear your throat, “i thought that you didn’t feel the same way
”
“and i told her that she was a fool,” yunho pipes up, placing the two cups of hot chocolate on the table. “but i told you that mingi loves you and you didn’t want to listen to me.”
scoffing, you take off the antler headband from mingi’s head and throw at it yunho. he raises an unamused brow as it flies past his head and hits the wall. “...really?” he looks into the distance. “hey, author! i think it’s my turn to have—”
“what the hell is he going on about?” mingi whispers to you. you both sit up and watch your crazy best friend talk to the air in front of him, waving his arms every once in a while like a madman.
with a grimace, you reply. “i don’t know
 do you want to knock him out and see if that does anything to him?”
“...yeah, i think i’ll do that.”
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vminizzle · 1 year
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Unplanned night
pairing : husband!jungkook x f.reader
genre : angst, smut
warnings : soft dom!jungkook, jealous!reader (not that jealous tho), argument, teasing, pet names, swearing, sexting?, cybersex?, voyeurism, masturbation, marking, manhandling, praising, slight chocking, penetration, unprotected sex, doggy style, missionary, mirror sex, multiple orgasms (3), overstimulation, creampie, cockwarming. ( lot of words had been repeated sorry 💀 that’s actually embarrassing.) HONESTLY I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS THIS FIC SORRY
words count : 3.8k
A/N : hello hello, i hope you all doing fine. I felt like I haven’t posted in awhile even tho I posted there are a few days ago. well, here a little something I just wrote in my car while waiting for my next course in uni, because I’m introverted and I don’t interact with human irl. I rather stay in my car lmao. THIS is ACTUALLY the messiest thing I’ve ever wrote, but I hope you’ll like it tho, decided to change a bit. REMINDER : POOR ENGLISH. Love y’all !! -sunny
Heavily unedited!!
FEEDBACKS ARE WELCOMED 🩋
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"Oh c’mon don’t act like you’re innocent." you rolled your eyes.
"you’re exaggerating." he shook his head exasperated, throwing the keys on the counter.
Jungkook and you just came back home from a dinner with your friends, the evening was going well until one of your old college classmate joined you. She invited herself at your table without any shame.
Not only she was annoying but she was flirting with your husband.
"you flirted back!" you pointed at him as he followed you to the living room.
"now you’re just saying bullshit!" 
"C’mon if I wasn’t there she’d had sit on your lap! I had to put my hand on your thigh to remind her I was here, because she kept on touching you. She’s so fucking touchy and all, it irritated me!"
Jungkook sighed as he watched you stomping back and forth around the glass table.
"Listen, it’s not like that. You know I wouldn’t had let that happen-"
"wow that’s awesome! Should I congratulate you for saying that?" you threw your hands in the air dramatically.
"now, you’re gonna calm the fuck down because you’re getting annoying." he huffed at your behavior.
You stared at him speechless as he let his body drop on the couch.
"so i am annoying now?" you put your hands on your hips looking down at your husband, this one sighing heavily.
"It’s not like th-"
"It’s like what then?"
"You’re overreacting."
"she purposely tripped over you and that disrespectful slut kissed your neck!" you pointed toward his neck.
"that’s the collar of my fucking shirt!" he furrowed his eyebrows in disbelief.
"still! look at it! her ugly lipstick stained it."
"y/n." he started, resting his elbows on his knees, looking up at you.
"we’re not gonna argue because of that, are we?" he lifted an eyebrow up expectantly.
"I wouldn’t be arguing with you right now, if you didn’t opened your mouth to defend her." you crossed your arms over your chest angrily.
"what the fuck are you saying this time?! I didn’t even defend her!" he breathed deeply trying to keep his calm.
"you knew damn well she used to have a crush on you when we were in college but you didn’t put her in her place when she started flirting with you! She’s so shameless that she did it in front of me. Let me remind you that you’re married-"
"oh yea, the fuck I am." he rolled his eyes letting his body fall back on the couch again.
"what do you mean?" you furrowed your eyebrows.
"you don’t get it y/n. I didn’t flirt with her."
"it’s the way you talked to her. You still talked like we were in college. And when she touched you? You didn’t even moved! You let her do what she felt like." your grip on your purse tightening at the thought of it.
"I don’t want to argue with you princess, please let’s not. You probably misunderstood the situation. You know I love you and I wouldn’t flirt with anyone else than you, my wife." you gulped, his words making your heart beat slowly as you started feeling guilty.
But what you’ve seen tonight was just annoying. You just wanted to jump on her and choke her to death for touching your husband. You weren’t really the jealous type but there are limits to respect. And this woman crossed the line.
"but Jungkook, she knows damn well we’re married. Why would she acted like that?"
"maybe she was a bit too tipsy-"
"and again! you’re finding fucking excuses to defend her!" you threw your purse on him angrily, this one catching it midway to not get hit. 
You started walking away to the stairs making Jungkook groaned throwing the purse aside on the glass table annoyed.
"now where are you going?" he asked.
"bedroom. I don’t want to continue fighting with you tonight." you replied dryly.
"argh fuck it!" Jungkook threw his head back frustrated.
Usually, when you came back from a date or dinner with your friends, you both would come home in a good mood - a very good mood. 
Starting with slow little kisses at the front door, clothes on the floor in the living room as you both undress each other impatiently as you made your way upstairs to the bedroom.
But tonight, your plan have been changed.
Earlier, the ride was way too quiet, the atmosphere cold. No holding hands, only your husband stealing glances time to time at your angry figure sat next to him in the car.
Slamming the bedroom’s door and locking it, you made your way to the bed, sitting on the edge of it.
You stared into the void, thinking about your husband being close but not so close of you. He was in the house but it felt like he wasn’t here. It felt like he was far, really far away from you.
You didn’t wanted to be mad at him but his behavior got on your nerves. You weren’t even sure if he did something bad or not?
Did he? You hesitated.
Because letting another woman touch your arm and feeling "how strong you got since college" is not the best thing to let happen, right? On top of that, just next to your wife.
You stared at your phone, the screen showing your wallpaper, the beautiful picture of your wedding decorating it.
Suddenly, an idea popped in your mind. You’ve never done that before, but guess there is a first time to everything.
You decided to get on his nerves too. But in a better way. 
Jungkook is the type to get impatient over things he really wants. Things he wants right away if he had the chance to get it.
So teasing him was the best way to drive him mad. And on top of that, you’d get advantage from this little "punishment".
Jungkook grabbed his phone from his back pocket as he heard a notification.
He furrowed his eyebrows confused as he saw your name displayed on the screen.
y/n : [ attachment ] 
His eyes widened when he opened the message making him chock on his own saliva. He stopped breathing for a second, gulping as his eyes stayed glued on his screen.
"is she serious right now?" he pursed his lips not knowing how to feel.
He stood up walking upstairs to the bedroom.
"open the door." he knocked on the bedroom’s door firmly.
"no! I’m not gonna open." you replied calmly.
"I’m asking again. Open that fucking door y/n. I’m not playing." he knocked again impatient.
"I said no." you repeated confidently.
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"why are you doing that?" he whined, resting his head on the marble separating you from him.
The "naughty" picture of you making him lose his mind.
Your beautiful body clamped in a black lingerie, sat on the carpeted floor on your knees facing the mirror, left hand cupping your bra covered breast, a small smirk decorating your pretty lips.
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Jungkook gulped as he opened the new "punishment" you were "imposing" him.
Sat on the floor completely this time, still facing the big mirror, your left hand was now laying between your parted legs, covering the part where you needed him. 
< your hand would had been much better but I’ll do with what I have. > 
Jungkook bit his bottom lip, the caption making blood rush down there.
"C’mon please. Open the door baby." he asked desperately.
"nope. go away. I won’t open it."
"fuck! you’re really stubborn when you want to."
He groaned going downstairs to the living room disappointed, he sat on the couch thinking about a way to make you open the door before he lose his patience and break it.
Suddenly, his phone rang pushing him out of his thoughts. He immediately grabbed it without any second thought.
[ FaceTime ] 
His thumb reacted faster than his brain as he pressed on the green button. 
"y/n why-"
Jungkook stopped when he saw you.
He closed his eyes shut tight, feeling his pants getting tighter.
You smirked as you stared at your husband’s reaction.
"why are you doing that?" he muttered literally in pain, lowering his head 
"why? hmm.. guess." you pursed your lips.
"I didn’t do anything." 
"if you say so." you shrugged.
"C’mon open the door please." he looked at his phone again, his eyes dark, staring at your half naked body.
You thought for a moment before shaking your head with a playful smile.
"gosh what do you want from me? beg? I’ll do anything you want baby." he whined making you smirk.
"aw you’re so cute when you’re needy." you tilted your head to the side feeling satisfied.
You put your laptop away from your lap, pushing it a bit farther on the bed from you. You sat on your knees, facing the device.
Jungkook stared at the screen, throat getting dry.
"do you like it?" you smiled cutely, referring to the lingerie adorning your body, hand sliding from your chest to your lower stomach.
"so much, you can’t even imagine." he whispered, eyes following your hand down resting on top of your thigh.
He gulped as your other hand went up to play with the strap of the bra.
"the straps are so thin, or is it just me?"
"they’re fine." he breathed out making you hummed.
"what about the panties? lacy, do you like it?" you smirked knowing well that’s what he loves.
His weakness.
"fuck honey stop teasing!" he groaned impatiently.
"shh, calm down." you put a finger on your own lips.
Your fingers hooked in the waistband of the lacy material, pulling it slowly aside showing how stretchy the underwear was.
"It seems so fragile." you said with a fake disappointed voice.
You bent down a little to look closer to the screen, showing a bit more of your cleavage on purpose.
Jungkook’s hand travelled down to his pants, resting it on his confined boner as he watched your own hand sliding down between your legs.
"it feels so good." you said as you drew little circles on your lightly covered clit making Jungkook moan lowly, hand pressing on his bulge.
"fuck." he laid himself more comfortably on the couch, eyes not leaving the screen. 
You closed your eyes as your hand travelled up to cup your breast firmly, your other hand still teasing you, rubbing slowly on your clit.
"take it off princess." he said making you looked at him.
"please."
You weren’t used to it, doing such thing. You tried your best to stay confident but your body was burning from how shy you felt at the moment.
"do it."
Your hands went behind your back, unhooking the bra throwing it on the carpeted floor.
"fuck yes." he started unbuttoning his shirt, getting rid of it as he felt hot.
Jungkook put his phone on the glass table, quickly unbuckling his belt, pushing his pants and boxer down at once.
Taking his device back, his eyes wandered all over your body.
You looked so beautiful. 
Jungkook knew you tried to act nonchalant, sure of what you were doing, so he decided to play along and make you feel more confortable.
"hey look at me.” he said softly.
"touch yourself."
You froze for a few seconds before he talked again.
"C’mon baby touch yourself for me." he said breathlessly as he grabbed his cock pumping it slowly.
"you’re so gorgeous, look how hard I am because of you." he hissed, his thumb teasing himself as he brushed it over the slit.
You opened your mouth, no words coming out when he lowered his phone, showing you what his hand was busy doing.
"take these off too pretty please." he ordered gently, eyes on the black garment covering you from him.
Jungkook always been like that.
Even when you tried to be in control, he always finds a way to take over.
It’s not that he doesn’t enjoy when you tried to be the one in control but you always end up whining for him to continue. And the way you’re so submissive for him always excited him.
You complied, hooking your fingers into the lacy material dragging it down your legs, discarding it away.
Your husband moaned at the view. The dimmed light enough to show your perfect features. 
"lay down and open your legs for me." his voice low.
You took a deep breath as you laid back on the pillow, parting your legs timidly.
"now touch yourself. show me how you do it. show me how you pleasure yourself."
"Jungkook." you whimpered as your fingers came in contact with your core.
"yes my love?" his hand still stroking his cock slowly, knowing you were lost already to answer him.
You slid two fingers between your glistening lips, teasing your entrance.
"put a finger in." he said between breaths.
Entering a finger slowly inside you, you grabbed on the sheet.
"put another one baby."
You let a breathy moan escaped from your mouth as you inserted another finger.
"good girl." he said eyes sparking at how submissive you were. 
"Imagine it’s my fingers." Jungkook watched with dark eyes as your fingers went in and out of you.
"yours are better." you whined as you went faster.
Jungkook moved his wrist faster too, tightening his fist around him.
"fuck princess you’re so fucking pretty."
You looked toward the laptop, watching as your husband pleasured himself, his eyes closed, mouth ajar, his head leaned back.
You moaned loudly as you rubbed your clit adding stimulation to push you closer to your orgasm.
"keep going baby." Jungkook encouraged you.
You threw your head back into the pillows as you felt it coming.
"Jungkook I’m-"
"Cum for me." he moaned loudly as he came on his hand, some landing on his lower stomach making him swear as he kept on stroking himself.
Your left hand went to play with your hardened nipple, your thumb flicking it.
You started clenching around your fingers as you came, moaning your husband’s name loudly.
"you did well darling." you heard Jungkook praised as you tried to catch your breath.
You stared at the laptop screen, eyes on him, the man staring at you too.
"fuck it." you groaned getting off the bed, grabbing the device and shutting it off.
Jungkook threw his phone away, getting rid of his pants and boxer pooling at his ankles as he rushed to the stairs to go to the bedroom.
You put the laptop on the furniture near the large mirror facing the bed before walking to the door, unlocking it.
Jungkook was about to knock on it when you opened it.
You looked into each other’s eyes, lust fogging each other’s mind.
You suddenly grabbed him by the back of his neck surprising him as you pulled him down on you, enveloping his lips in an eager kiss.
"god I fucking need you." Jungkook parted away pulling you on him, your chest pressed against his muscular one.
He bent down to kiss on your neck softly, sucking on the skin, your hands flat on his chest.
"Jungkook." you breathed hastily making him hummed.
"I want you."
"I knew you couldn’t resist me." he smirked making you look away embarrassed.
"and I can’t resist you either." he grinned lifting your face to look at your flustered face.
"you know I was about to break that fucking door to come make love to you when you sent me those pretty pictures." he grabbed you by your hips, your heart picking up the pace as he backed you to the bed.
"now that I’m here, I’ll take you as much as you can handle." he warned, his gaze a bit too serious.
He pushed you gently on the mattress, hovering over your bare body.
He attached his lips with yours, sucking on your tongue. You kissed him lovingly as your fingers made their to his hair.
His teeth pulled on your bottom lip as he detached from the heated kiss.
You felt his hard on pressing against the inside of your thigh making you feel aroused again.
Jungkook stood up, making you support yourself on your elbows, looking at him confused.
"on all fours. right now." he ordered with a too gentle voice for the current situation.
"what!?" you furrowed your eyebrows sitting up.
"I said, on all fours." he repeated approaching your frozen body. 
He lifted you up effortlessly, making you on your knees, hands in front of you as he positioned himself behind you.
"do you need prep or your little cam girl session earlier was enough?" he teased.
"fuck you." you muttered making him laugh.
Jungkook held your hip as he took his cock in his hand, aligning himself at your entrance.
He rubbed the head of it on your glistening lips making you whimpered.
"stop teasing."
"oh darling, you’re started it." he reminded.
"but since I’m way too impatient right now I won’t tease you." he sighed playfully as he moved forward.
"tell me to stop at any moment if it hurts or anything yea?"
"please do something." you pushed your bottom back on him, his hands stilling your hips.
Jungkook penetrated you painfully slow, making you feel every inches of his cock, the little vein on the side stroking against your velvety wall made you feel dizzy already.
You gasped as he started moving, his hands holding firmly on your sides.
"you feel so good around me." he threw his head back, his fingernails digging into the flesh of your hips.
He looked in front of him, his cock twitching inside you at the view, making you clench around him at the sudden feeling.
"fuck!" 
Jungkook hand travelled all along your spine to your hair, pulling you up to him, your back flat against his hard chest. 
He grabbed on your chin, making you looked in front of you.
You moaned as Jungkook hand went to grab your breast, massaging it gently, his finger teasing the erected bud, flicking it over and over, making you lose your mind.
"look at you." he pointed to the infamous mirror facing the bed.
"taking me so well."
His fingertips dancing on the smooth skin of your stomach.
You knitted your eyebrows, mouth ajar as you felt this familiar knot in the pit of your stomach.
"babe I’m close." you whimpered, your hand clasped on his forearm as you started clenching around him uncontrollably.
"Look in the mirror. Look at me when I’m making you feel good darling." he ordered.
His hand travelling up to your neck, fingers around your throat. He applied a light pressure enough to make you overwhelmed.
You shook your head, tears forming in your eyes as you felt his fingers rubbing on your clit.
"open your eyes pretty." he bit on your earlobe softly, his breath fanning over your neck.
You opened your eyes meeting his lustful ones.
You wanted to look away, his stare making you feel small but he was just so attractive, you couldn’t take your eyes off his face.
Some stands of his long black hair sticked on his sweaty forehead, his bottom lip trapped between his teeth, droplets of sweat running down his neck, eyebrows knitted as he concentrated on hitting the spot that could make you see stars.
His beautiful veiny tattooed hand still resting around your neck.
You cried out as you came around him.
Jungkook held your weak body as he felt your thighs trembled from your orgasm, the pleasure too much for you to handle as he kept on snapping his hips into yours.
He suddenly switched position as he laid you on your back.
"fuck! you feel so fucking good! so warm and tight!" your husband moaned as he went faster, his hand grabbing your thigh angling it higher resting it on his waist.
You sobbed as he started sucking softly on your nipple, his wet muscle caressing the hard bud as he licked it, looking up at your face.
"I- i cant-" you chocked a moan when he bent down to bite on the abused skin of your neck.
"I’m so close." he moaned lowly in your ear.
You let a tear roll down your cheek as the overstimulation was getting unbearable.
"too much." you sobbed, head spinning at the pleasure hitting you again.
Your nails buried deep into the flesh of his back, scratching the soft skin as your legs started trembling again.
He groaned as he picked up the pace making the headboard hit the wall.
He put your leg back down as he felt his own orgasm coming.
Jungkook held your hands at each sides of your head before intertwining your fingers together.
"Jungkook!" you tightened your hands around his, squeezing your eyes shut as you let your orgasm washed over you.
Jungkook came inside you after a few strong thrusts, filling you up to the brim, a loud moan of your name passing by his lips.
His body collapsed on top of yours as he stayed inside you.
You breathed heavily, hand going up to caress his back, the other hand going on the back of his head caressing his messy hair.
He left lazy wet kisses on your neck after a few minutes.
"I love you." he whispered, face resting on your chest.
"I love you." you pecked the top of his head softly.
"did I go too hard?" he asked hoping he didn’t do too much, if he didn’t hurt you or push you over your limits.
"no, don’t worry." you reassured him still stroking his scratched back.
He hummed feeling your soft touches caressing over the burning skin, enjoying the warmth of your body under him.
"y/n?" he called quietly making you hum.
"I’m sorry." he lifted his head up to look at you.
"Koo it’s o-"
"no no listen please. I don’t know why you thought all these things. But forget them. You definitely misunderstood. I’ll never do whatever you said earlier. I love you and you only. I’d never flirt with anyone else than you. I’ll never disrespect you in any way. You mean so much for me. I respect you a lot. You’re my wife. The person I love the most. I don’t care about her and I didn’t find excuses to defend her." he explained making you feel guilty again.
"I want to apologize for my behavior earlier. I was so mad and I wasn’t think right I guess. She got on my nerves and I maybe, accused you for doing what you probably didn’t do. I’m sorry." you sighed making you husband shook his head.
"don’t apologize my love." he caressed your cheek before pecking your lips.
"I love you so much Jungkook. You mean so much for me too."
He rolled the both you over, so you're laying on top.
"I love you more, my favorite cam girl." he grinned making you slapped his chest.
"gosh you’re so annoying."
Jungkook laughed, hugging you tightly.
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a/n : probably a weird way to finish this fic sorry đŸ„ž. Well, I hope it wasn’t that bad. Thank you for reading! I love y’all.
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scintillasofbeomgyu · 22 days
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⟱ to swallow a star | c.bg
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pairing: wizard!beomgyu x apprentice!f!reader. genres: fluff, romcom, fantasy. wc: 1,7k. warnings: this is so silly and unedited 💀. an: i was trying to make a point with the last paragraph but my brain isn’t working, but i am a howl girlie so just pretend u get it đŸ€Ł found the last photo on pinterest with no credits, so credit to the original artist đŸ«¶đŸ»
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it is late afternoon down by lilac lane. the spring sunlight douses the cottage in gold, lighting up the grassy hills and fields, glittering off a nearby rushing creek. it allows warmth to seep in through the windows.
normally, on a cozy sunday such as this, you would be curled up on the soft upholstery armchair in the sitting room, with tabby purring in your lap and a volume of the Wizard Howl’s Why One should Not Swallow Stars series between your fingers. But today you were not, and it vexes you greatly to think of it. rather, you are standing on the tips of your toes, leaning over the sink, to squint through the kitchen window.
a great deal of time had passed since you saw the Wizard Beomgyu, under whom you were serving an apprenticeship. he had disappeared into the fields behind the cottage earlier that very afternoon, promising to teach you a new charm once he had returned. and this promise had pleased you.
for the first few weeks in his care, you and beomgyu had gotten along remarkably well. he would teach you spells and enchantments, you would prepare meals and you would share chores and tending to the cottage equally. in your free time you would tag along on his jobs in town, or you would read and he would paint.
but in the next few weeks that took you up to the current third month at the cottage, his behavior had changed drastically. the good-natured, occasional prankster of a man had reverted to a sulking, misbehaving teenager who had not taught you a thing in days.
so the thought of his unhappiness being cured and him now having the time to teach you, enlivened the witch in the exasperated nurse you had become. but that excitement had long since met its end. and as the clock struck five o’clock, your blood boiled.
a flash of green sweeps through the open window and you drop onto your heels. tabby lifts her head from where she had sat napping between the potted plants near you on the sink, one eye opening slowly to follow the squawking bird.
“toto,” you say, relieved to see the wizard’s familiar. you follow him into the sitting room, where he glides around once more before taking his perch. “where have you been? where is your master?”
he squawks. “miss (y/n), master requests your presence at poppy hill.”
“poppy hill?” you say in surprise, “i thought he was in the fields. is something the matter?” then your eyes shine, “is it time for my lesson at last?”
toto lets out a nervous squawk. “you should take your leave before last light, miss.”
“will you guide me to him, toto?” you ask politely. the parrot nods his head before hopping from his perch and sailing through the kitchen window once more.
you tighten your boots quickly, pausing only to check on tabby. “are you coming, girl?”
her countenance was such that, if she were a person, you’d imagine she would sigh unenthusiastically. but she nevertheless hopped off and ran after you at your heels.
you follow toto deep into the fields and up onto poppy hill where the Witch Karina grew and nurtured her genus of wild flowers. it pales you to imagine he had spent the entirety of his afternoon here, but you perk up when toto leads you down the windward side of the hill.
you come to a stop as you find the Wizard Beomgyu seated amongst red common poppies, the last light catching his features and making them glow. the gentle breeze brushes through his long, golden brown hair as he soaks it up. when the light disappears behind the mountains at last, toto settles atop his head and his eyes flutter open. he greets toto with a smile, then turns to you and his eyes light up. you gulp.
“(y/n)!” he says, climbing to his feet. as his hands clear the grass and dirt from his trousers, he starts toward you and continues, “i’m glad you could make it. i was just talking to karina and—”
you fix your hands on your hips and a severe expression on your face. he stops, fear in his eyes. you march toward him and he shrieks. “where have you been! you promised you would teach me today, beomgyu! what is the meaning of this!” you say, poking a finger into his chest.
“i was—”
“i have been patient! so patient with you these weeks and you go and leave me at noon until evening! what have you to say for yourself, sir!”
his frown morphs into a smile and you are simply flabbergasted. but before you can berate him further, he takes your hand into his gently. he presses his lips to your knuckles and then rubs his thumb over them gently.
“i have left you? why, i could never do such a thing my dear,” he says and your face burns red.
“wha– wai– i beg your pardon!” you exclaim. but he maintains his hold on your hand and leads you further down the hill until you reach the middle of the slope. “do you think you can treat me like those swooning ladies in town!”
the sky is now dark and the stars are twinkling above, the moonlight shimmering silver against the blades of grass beneath your feet. you try and use the fragrance of the flowers and the earth to distract you from how warm and soft his hand feels, but then he takes your other hand and pulls you toward him.
“there is going to be a meteor shower tonight.” he says excitedly, as if it explains anything. but you are much too distracted by his closeness and his touch and his prettiness to argue. “i have planned it all with Karina. she will—“
you finally manage to yank your hands from his. “i do not care to be in your presence now, sir. you refuse to explain your behavior! i am your apprentice, you are supposed to teach me. if our arrangement— if my company is not to your liking anymore simply say so and I will take my leave.”
you start your walk back up the hill, which, being now by your full senses, proved to be a lot more taxing than the journey down it. it only aggravates you more. but you gather your dress in your hands and push on. he rushes after you.
“i will swallow a star!”
you stop in your tracks. you turn to him. “what?”
“i will swallow a star,” he repeats, folding his arms across his chest with a resolved expression on his face. “so that i may compete with that pretty boy you like so much.”
you blink. “compete? with that pretty boy? who– The Wizard Howl? Pendragon?”
he does not answer, but turns his face up to the night sky with a pout. your jaw drops in absolute bafflement. then you burst out laughing. his cheeks turn pink.
“oh, beomgyu,” you sigh, taking his face into your hands and turning it to you. “howl’s books are about why we should not contract deals with demons for power; his own autobiography. and you are a powerful wizard of your own accord, why should you need to be like him?”
toto squawks. “that is what i told him, Miss.”
“you shut up,” he snaps, swatting his familiar away. when your hands drop from his face, he returns them to their place and he leans into your touch, still pouting. “but you like him so much. you’re always reading those things and talking to tabby and mrs rochester from the bakery about him.”
you grin, a blush glowing in your cheeks. “beomgyu, the wizard howl is a happily married man with a sweet two-year old son. the story of his life is remarkable to me, so I read about him.”
he stills. “really?”
you drop your head and giggle. when you look up again, he is watching you with a look in his eyes that makes your chest flutter.
“and what about you?” you say, fixing your hands on your hips again. “what were you doing all day with Miss Karina?”
he perks up. “oh! i spent the afternoon trying to convince her to let us borrow her field for the evening. she agreed on the condition that i promenade with her in town tomorrow.”
you glare at him and smack his shoulder. “And you said yes? i cannot believe you! courting couples promenade together! i—“
he hooks an arm around your waist and pulls you flush against his chest. “i am a cunning wizard, darling. i may have pulled one on her,” he shrugs, “besides. how could i dream of courting anyone else when you are right here.”
then his eyes flit to your lips, asking, and when you nod, he takes them between his own in a sweet kiss.
when you break apart your breath is shaky and you think that if he should remove his arm from your waist you would fall straight to the ground. he smirks, as if he reads your mind.
“sh- she’s going to curse you once she figures it out. d-do you not know of howl and the witch of the waste?”
at that moment the meteor shower begins, like glittering diamonds shooting across the heavens. you stare up in awe. tabby meows and rubs her head against your legs, while toto perches on beomgyu’s shoulder.
he gently takes your chin between his fingers and draws your attention back to him.
“do you know of the wizard beomgyu and the apprentice who stole his heart?” he says softly, bringing your face closer and closer and closer. “they say she was was vivacious,” he kisses one corner of your mouth, “unyielding,” then the other, “a powerful witch in the making who was not wise of what she was doing before it was far too late.”
your breathing is heavy and your eyes hooded, “w-what happened to them? the wizard and the apprentice?”
his lips curl into a soft smile. “the apprentice and her wizard’s fates became inseparable, and they were destined to love one another in this and every lifetime.”
he pulls you in once more, this kiss much different from the first. he holds you impossibly close, a hand buried in your hair and the other lifting you up to his lips. it is enrapturing and toe-curling and your insides melt.
you decided then and there that the Wizard Howl Jenkins Pendragon was a charlatan. for if this is what it felt like to swallow a star, to give your heart to another and share a life, you would choose it with beomgyu, every single day.
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slutforsilverfoxes · 7 months
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This song came on my shuffle while I was cleaning so therefore I am not responsible for this heinous crack 🙃 But also, sorry in advance 💀
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x gn!BAU!reader established relationship (+ a feature by two of the BAU hooligans)
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“We really couldn’t fly into a closer airport?” you grumble under your breath, forehead pressed against the cool window of the Tahoe as a seemingly endless expanse of cornfield flies by in a blur.
Hotch uses the rearview mirror to glance at your sour face, raising a single eyebrow in challenge. “And where, pray tell, is this closer airport you speak of? Hiding amongst the corn?”
“Hiding amongst the corn?” you mimic in a childish tone, and he grunts in response although the corner of his mouth twitches with mirth.
“It was almost better when you two were keeping things under wraps,” Derek chimes in from the passenger seat. His long legs allowed him to claim shotgun while you and Emily were relegated to the back. Dave, JJ, Garcia, and Spence were in the vehicle behind you, much to Penelope’s chagrin about being thwarted from “napping on my sturdy hunk of Derek,” as she had so eloquently put it.
“To be fair, you chose to ride with us,” Aaron comes to your defense, and you pipe up with a vindicated, “Yeah! Thanks, babe.” You lean forward to press a kiss to his cheek and he frowns at you, pulling a pouty, “What?” from you in return.
“Sit back and put your seatbelt on,” he chides gruffly, and you can hear the unspoken brat that would’ve been sure to follow if you were alone.
“Fine,” you huff in feigned annoyance, settling into your seat and clicking your seatbelt in place.
The car is silent for a few minutes save from the wind whipping past, then you lean towards the center console and ask, “Can we at least listen to music?”
Emily perks up at that, pulling her head from the case file in her lap. “Music would be good.”
“Here, Derek,” you offer, sliding your phone towards him. “It’s unlocked so you can queue songs. But if I see you swiping anywhere else, I swear to god-”
“Chill, Y/N,” he laughs out. “Ain’t no way I’m risking burning my retinas with a nude from our boss man.”
“Morgan,” your boyfriend sighs like an exasperated parent while you tease, “Only cause he’s too hot to look at.”
“Please just put some music on,” Aaron groans after your comment, and you can see the back of his neck flushed red through the gap between the seat and headrest.
“Alright, alright,” Derek finally relents, plugging in your phone and then turning to smile at you when he spots a playlist titled AHđŸ–€. “Now that’s pretty cute,” he admits, and you return his grin with a bashful one of your own.
Then your smile morphs into a horrified gasp when his thumb hovers over the playlist, the world seeming to move in slow motion as his finger makes contact with the screen.
Corpse’s gravelly voice instructing the listener to Choke me like you hate me, but you love me blares through the speakers as you shriek in surprise. Hotch jams his palm into the volume knob, mercifully cutting off the music before the next line can assault everyone’s ears.
The car is plunged into silence once more as your face flushes under the delighted scrutiny of one Derek Morgan. Emily, to her credit, remains unfazed (mostly because she’s the recipient of your lascivious texts about Aaron).
“We’re never talking about this again,” you whisper, mortified, unwilling to meet Aaron’s gaze in the rearview mirror. You’re so paying for this when you get to the hotel tonight.
“On the contrary,” Derek counters in an almost giddy fashion, “I just figured out how we’re going to pass the time until we reach the precinct. So, Y/N, are you the choker or the chokee?”
You collapse on yourself, head in your hands as you wail, “I wanna die,” while your boyfriend quietly mumbles, “I’m resigning when we get back to Quantico.”
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A/N: For those of you wondering
 yes, this song is on my Hotch playlist đŸ„”
AH tags đŸ–€ @gothwifehotchner @iyv-ray24 @mrs-ssa-hotch @criminalskies
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mediumgayitalian · 3 days
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fic rec friday 11
hi!! welcome to fic rec friday (i know it's tuesday that's my bad 💀). every week, i pick five fics i have bookmarked and rec them with a little review. check them out!
and if you're warm, then you can't relate to me by remrose
They get stuck outside from a 3AM fire alarm. “I call it the ten-pound-quilt.” Will winked like it was a secret, coming to a stop in front of Nico. “I lent it to one of my siblings once and he said it was like being suffocated by a wet cement pancake. I love it."
will 'problem causer and embarrassed about it' solace so so real. this fic is also stellar bc nico is lowkey aware how much will likes him. that is how the dynamic should be i think.
2. Those walls I built didn't even put up a fight by @sazandorable
"Is it morally okay to stab a medic with their own scissors?" Nico asked Cecil. (Not that he usually cared about morally okay, as Octavian might demonstrate.) Nico's three days in the infirmary go by faster than he'd thought, and Will just won't stop flirting.
bruh this fic made me LAUGH. it wholly deserves the nearly quarter million hits it has jfc. i 100% clicked for the 'jason is a very embarrassing and very supportive ally' tag and it TOTALLY lived up and it was hilarious. he is. will's characterization was SO SO good and the whole fic just had me giggling!!
3. this is my kingdom come by remrose
Five times Nico and Will pretended they were dating. College AU.
the slow and unnoticeable slide from fake dating to real dating. fucking kills me every time. like oh yeah maybe i do love you. maybe you are everything to me. maybe i do want to spend the rest of my life with you. maybe loving you is this easy. GOD. god. insert seinfield gif her bc it fucking gets to me alright. it gets to me.
4. Days Gone By by @ghostystarr
Everyone was afraid of him, the boy who could talk to ghosts. Will just really wanted to know if his goldfish was haunting him every time he used the bathroom. AU Solangelo.
i am a sucker for childhood friends to lovers alright. and modern au with medium nico is art. so what if it is on the nose. it is amusing. and posting this ghosty ass fic on halloween the year solangelo came out is fucking camp idc this author ate up.
5. Patience and Patients by skyrat
Will Solace didn't mean to get a crush on the most exasperating demigod he'd ever met. But once he started watching Nico di Angelo he couldn't turn away. The lines between intentions and feelings got blurred. But how do you tell if the guy you like feels the same way when he's never around?
will having a crush on nico for a thousand years is literally my favourite trope like i love him actually. his pining ass will never get old! it will never get old. i will never get tired of reading it. also this is unrelated but i read this for the first time the day it was posting, which was the Day after i turned twelve lol time truly flies.
thank you for joining me this saturday tuesday sh don't worry about the actual date friday!! happy reading!!
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mouschiwrites · 4 months
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Another part to this series! :]
Scott Pilgrim - Dating Scott Pilgrim Headcanons
When he first saw you, he was infatuated
He knew he wanted to date you, but he just didn't have the initiative at first
It took a lot of coaxing from an increasingly exasperated Wallace for him to actually approach you for the first time
It was a very awkward interaction, and he very badly just wanted to walk away, but a stern look from Wallace from across the room kept him in place
He just blurted an invitation for a date, and BOLTED when you said yes
Kindergarten crush behavior 💀
Your first date was a movie which Scott really wanted to see
He whispers little trivia facts about the characters to you the whole time, and he rants to you about it after
Whether you just listen or you gush too, he gets so happy
You guys watch a lot of movies together; at-home movie nights become a regular thing
He likes to cuddle while you watch the movies
He doesn't mind what position, he just likes being close to you :)
Unfortunately he's not a very good cuddler when it comes to sleeping though
He moves a lot in his sleep, so don't be surprised if you wake up to one of you falling out of bed (either he falls or he forces you off)
He always apologizes profusely, he feels so bad when that happens
His love language is physical affection (again, he just loves feeling close)
So expect a lot of hand holding and kisses all over
He especially likes to kiss your face
He's like a giddy little kid when you return the affection; just a kiss on the cheek is enough to get him skipping around for hours
On that note, he's pretty clingy
He loves to hang out whenever possible, and when you can't be together he likes to call/text
He sends you so many memes and cute pictures
Definitely the type to just send a picture of a leaf or something and say "thought of u <3"
Just a reminder that you're always on his mind ;)
His favorite thing about you (besides literally everything) is the way you let him geek out, even joining him sometimes
Even when you aren't all that interested, just having an ear to talk into is a big deal for him
(tbh he probably doesn't even notice when you aren't interested though)
Don't worry, he tries to return the favor
He'll listen to your gushing, rants, vents, whatever; he might not know how to respond, but he'll do his best to listen
But it's Scott. Realistically he'll probably get distracted with his gameboy or something :| i am so sorry
Nicknames for you include "baby," "cutie," "hottie," "beautiful," and some pookie-fied version of your name
He likes to be called "honey," "handsome," "hot stuff," or something geeky related to one of your shared interests
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I hope you guys are enjoying these as much as I am! ^^" Thank you so much for reading! Take care you beautiful lovelies <33
(divider by saradika)
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shinobusupremecy · 4 months
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Hi :3
Saw you're requests were open and that you added genshin to your thing, so I'm going against my better judgement rn.
(Oneshot) Yae Miko x gn autistic reader that takes everything at face value (like me), um angst because reader doesn't understand that miko is just teasing and they think she's actually annoyed 💀 anyways, obviously angst, but they talk it through with each other and she maybe realises her teasing isn't always a good idea.
Idk, I find the idea of miko being like "Oh shit, I fucked up" funny.
Yae Miko x gn!Reader
A/n: Now that you say it that reaction from Yae Miko would be hilarious! Thank you for requesting, you have the honour of being the first to request genshin and the first to request the one and only Yae Miko no less!
You can interpret this as platonic or romantic. It is a bit hard to tell in this fic I apologize😅
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People in Inazuma city parted ways like the sea of moses from the way you ran, half putting on your shrine maiden clothes. You apologized when you nearly ran into people.
You had finally reached the foot of the mountain and you began running through the thousand red gates. The sun shined mercilessly down on you and you felt yourself beginning to sweat. You wanted to rest and just walk up but you were about to be late.
Running as you went you saw the floating rocks with the electrogana on it. If only you had an electro vision things would have been easier. Looking up the mountain again you saw you had a long way to go.
’Ahhh, all this hassle because I overslept!’ You internally cried.
After what felt like forever you finally reached the Narukami shrine. You went through the toji gate and bowed out of respect before going in.
The pink fox lady stood by the fox shaped sakura tree with her back turned. Her ear twitched and she let out a low hum.
”You know you really shouldn’t be late on your first day here. It is quite rude and makes for awful first impressions”
”I am sorry lady Yae Miko, you’re right. I shall do better!” You bowed to apologize. This was your first day working at the shrine as a shrine maiden. Yae Miko’s work quite frankly fascinated you so you wanted to work with her. Plus working with her meant some nice quality time for you two.
You saw two fingers snap right in front of you and you snapped out of your daydreaming.
“Honestly don’t go zoning out when I am about to give instructions. You really are out of it today”
“Yes yes, sorry about that”
”Ah well. The first thing to do is make sure the shrine is nice and tidy” Your eyes wandered around the shrine in search of something amiss before you heard an exasperated sigh.
”I meant look around the place. Go on, walk around” Yae sounded annoyed and with that you looked away a little ashamed before doing so.
You did find that some of the floorboards were dusty and since foxes roamed around there were a few things
littered.
”One must make sure the shrine is all nice and tidy before the people come. No one wants to pray with the smell of animal feces around do they or get their socks all dusty and slip” You nodded and then stood there
not knowing where the cleaning supplies are.
“Well? Get a move on” You jumped a little and turned to her.
“I don’t know where the cleaning supplies are”
Yae sighed again before smiling.
“If you used your two eyes your mother graced you with you would see it says ‘cleaning supplies’ over there” Yae pointed. Your cheeks grew a bit more red out of embarrassment.
‘This is so embarrassing? Does she treat every shrine maiden this way?’ You glanced at Yae who still looked at you. ’Is she annoyed with me?’
Taking the cleaning supplies you began to sweep the floorboards and clean up from the foxes.
”See? That wasn’t so hard? Only took you 10 minutes to understand everything and do what I say”
”That long!?” You yelled out in shock. No way it has already gone 10 minutes
”Yes that long. Is something wrong with you today? You’re usually not this slow” All these jabs you were getting started to really get on your nerves.
’Maybe she really is annoyed with me’ Your heart began sinking.
”It’s my first day working Yae, you know that” You countered earning a sigh from Yae.
”Mhmm I know but still, things like understanding a simple instruction like cleaning shouldn’t take that long” You nodded at her words.
“Hmf” Yae finished off and your heart began to sank a bit further.
‘What's up with her today? All of these remarks is starting to hurt' You thought before shaking your head. 'It will be better next time’
-
Next time came, again and again. No really big improvement on either part. You accidentally messed up a ritual and said the wrong words.
“...Walk forth and purify which is im-impure?” You said the wrong word and the stutter messed the whole ritual up leading to a annoyed sigh from Yae.
“We have gone over it a thousand times and you still don’t remember? The word is 'come' forth” You felt like she was jabbing at your heart or her words did.
Jab there, jab here.
“That’s not a way to sweep the floorboards, if anything you are just spreading the dust around” One jab.
“Why is your back so bent, posture straight or you’ll look like the shrimp I ate for lunch” Another jab.
You began fearing that you were more of a burden tothe shrine than helping. All these jabs from Yae Miko can’t be a mistake, she must be really annoyed. Not to mention she doesn’t do that with any other of the shrine maidens.
‘Fine! If she thinks I am a burden to the shrine then I won’t be coming’ Hurt, you came to that conclusion and stayed home.
-
Yae was waiting for you at the shrine. She tapped her foot on the floorboard impatiently before clicking her tongue.
’They must be late or something’ She concluded and went on her roundly checkup to see that everything on the shrine looks alright.
She had waited a while and you still haven't come, much to Yae’s annoyance. If you are sick just tell her. She looked down on the steep mountain however. Okay maybe not.
Eitherway you will probably come tomorrow.
Tomorrow came and you didn’t show up. Yae assumed you were sick and went on about her day.
When a week had gone by Yae didn’t really suspect anything. You could be sick, and from what she has learned humans can be sick for a week sometimes so that is what she assumed happened to you.
However when you didn’t come after that week she became really suspicious.
‘They had better not quit before telling me’ She thought bitterly. Enough was enough she decided and strode down the mountain to get to your house.
-
You were sitting on the couch of your home wondering if you should try to go to work again. You really wanted to, the job was cool, you loved Yae but what’s the point when she just seems annoyed by every single thing that you did?
Before you could think of finding her she found you first and knocked on your door. You got up and opened it to a menacing smiling Yae and a shiver ran up your spine.
“Well you look fine and dainty as ever. Care to tell me why you have been skipping work?” Yae asked and you inwardly sighed.
“I’m sorry it’s uh, complicated”
“It is nothing that I, Lady Yae Miko, can't understand. I have lived for several of hundred years and encountered many humans, I practically know you humans down to the bone. Now tell me, why have you been skipping work?”
“It’s just
I do like working at the shrine
but” You started slowly and Yae Miko stood there waiting.
“But?”
“I just feel like you are annoyed with me
you say these things” One of Yae Miko’s eyebrow rose and she let out a low questioning hum.
“I wanna work but every little thing I do is wrong. You say it all the time, either my posture isn’t right, I sweep the broom wrong, I’m slow for not knowing where the cleaning supplies are even though it is my first day”
“You
” Yae Miko began but you interrupted her
"I get that if I'm doing something wrong you should tell but the way you say it is really hurtful and minor things like not knowing where the cleaning supplies are on my first day is really...you know?" You nervously vented out in hopes of understanding.
Before Yae made you work she made it very clear to always tell her if something is wrong or if there is something you don't like. Communication is key and she lives strongly by that.
Yae lets out a heavy sigh.
“I see, so that’s what this has been about” You looked up to see Yae who to your surprised look troubled.
“I did say those things yes but I was merely teasing, I didn’t think you would take my words to heart”
“Just a ‘just kidding’ would be fine” You replied a bit sourly.
Yae scratched her head, her brows furrowing as she looked like she really was thinking hard. This was a new side to her you never thought you would see.
”I see now. I am
sorry I didn’t make it clear I was merely teasing. The things I said were far from the truth, I don’t think any of those things. You are hardworking and I see that you try” You stood there taking in Yae’s words. You felt relieved and your heart beated a bit faster.
”I will stop my teasing if it makes you that upset but please come back to the shrine. The mornings without you on the shrine is a lonely one for me” You looked at Yae and giggled. Seeing this side of her was interesting and fun, you couldn’t help but giggle a little.
”Sure, I’d like that” you replied and closed the door behind you.
”Perfect. Come now, I have a lot of new novels I have read the past few days while you were gone that I need to tell you about and when we reach the shrine you will get tea, you have been more than deserving for that”
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forgwater · 3 months
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Late Night
(general) Lilia Vanrouge x Reader
part 5 part 4 part 3 part 2 part 1
gender neutral reader
a/n: it's been 84 years. I am so sorry to everyone that's been waiting for an update for the past almost 2 years 💀. Things have been happening.
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"Did you really think I'd let you back out of this commitment?" the general inquires, a smirk evident on his features.
You gulp as he fixates you with his piercing gaze. Mischief and
 something else dance within those garnet colored eyes of his. You find yourself staring, unable
 or unwilling to remove your own gaze from the fae.
However, feeling the growing warmth of your cheeks prompts you to act.
It’s the fire, you placate yourself.
It must be the fire. There’s no other explanation. No. Nope. Nothing else.
While you were preoccupied trying to and failing at controlling your racing thoughts, your companion finally loses his battle with laughter, startling you at the loudness of it.
“Oh?~ are you finally falling for my good looks and enchanting personality?” he barely manages to get out. There’s a hint of proudness in his voice, slightly masked by his maniacal giggling.
“NO-!” Great. Now you’re embarrassed too. You just made a fool of yourself in front of the enemy-
 was he still an enemy
?... you’re working together for now
.
“That’s so cute!” placing an elbow on his knee, he sighs “you’re so cute
”  
“
”
“
”
Considering his face right now, you’re sure the general would’ve preferred to have had a brick hit him squarely in the face. But no, he does not get that privilege. Instead he gets to see the smirk growing on your face, followed by a dreaded, teasing:
“Did you just call me cut-“
“I have no idea what you’re talking about!” he looks positively desperate to cover up his slip up. A triumphant smile takes its place on your lips at that.
“Sure, if you say so.” You card a hand though your hair, batting your eyelashes at him in the process. You don’t believe him in the slightest and he knows it.
With an exasperated groan and hands covering his face, the fae falls on his back.
Might as well pretend he’s not here. Not like you’d give him that luxury, but it’s good to hope.
“So
” You sit next to him.
Goodbye hope, it was good knowing you.
“Hmmm?” the muffled sound urges you to continue.
Feigning ignorance will have to do.
“What’s the plan?” throwing a glance his way, you continue “Do we keep traveling together or are we splitting ways?” there’s a feeling in your eyes the general can’t quite make out and you’re not sure you can either.
How can you continue working together with him? Where would you go? What would you do? It’s
 dangerous.
Bringing him before your peoples troops doesn’t feel quite right. And you hope he wouldn’t do that to you either.
After what feels like ages, Lilia opens his mouth to speak:
“I still don’t know where we are
” he finally meets your gaze “and I suppose you don’t either. So I propose we stay together until we find a village or an outpost
 or something.” he offers “
.We can split ways then.” If you didn’t know better you would’ve said the general sounded disappointed, but that can’t be.
...Right?....
You decide not to comment on it either way.
“That sounds like a good enough plan.” You finally add. “
We should rest.” You decide.
“I’ll take first watch.” Lilia offers, only to be met with your distrusting gaze. “OH COME ON!” the offended fae shouts. “You literally freed me! You’re the one that suggested it to begin with too!” the disbelief is clear in his voice “And now you’re worried I might kill you??!?”
“
” you pause “Force of habit.” you finally counter.
“
”
“
”
“Valid point.” He gives, throwing his hands in the air in mock surrender. “I promise I won’t kill you this time.”
You give him a blank stare.
“Okay! FINE! I’m sorry I killed you the first time! Does your capturing of me counts for my atonement and your revenge yet?” he gives you an almost pleading look. Almost.
“Hmmmm
” your mischievous smile greets the exasperated general. “Not yet.” you grin.
“NOT YET?!?!” his face is completely indignant “How much more must I suffer for you to forgive me?!” he huffs.
“We’ll see~” you tease, only to be met with another groan.
“I’m going to sleep!” seems like he’s had enough of your playfulness.
“I thought you were taking the first watch?” you poke again.
“Correction. You’re going to sleep.” And with that you decide it’s time to retreat, smile still on your face.
The fae takes a seat by the campfire opposite of you, moving to curl up next to the flames, the light feels warm and welcoming against your weary bones. Before drifting off to sleep you look at your companion and whisper out a tired “Goodnight, Lilia.”
You almost miss the softest tone you’ve ever heard: “Goodnight, Y/N.”








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You awake to the morning light shining on your features
.... and something burning.
“Lilia?!” you shout in panic. Jumping from your laying position, you are met with the fae turning to you from
 whatever had the poor fate of running into him.
“Can’t say I wouldn’t love to hear you screaming my name, but I’d rather you have a different tone while doing so.”
“I- You- WHAT?!” He did not just insinuate what you think he did! Did he?!
You keep opening and closing your mouth in disbelief. How do you even respond to that?!
Lilia’s smirk does not escape you and he looks far too pleased with your reaction.
“You’re so unfair!” you settle on.
“Oh? Am I?~” he teases “I let you sleep the entire night
 or what was left of it, and you’re still upset with me?” he sighs “Look!” I even cooked for us!” the fae smiles proudly, showing off
 the thing.
“
Should I ask what that even is?” you attempt to get answers.
“Rabbit.” he pauses briefly “Have you never eaten rabbit before?”
“Ah! That’s not-
 It looks.... interesting!” you force a smile.
“Why, thank you! Now, you can have half.” He pushes some of the charred poor creature towards you. “Go on! Dig in! I’m sure I can catch us some more, so don’t be shy!” he urges you.
.....You’re not gonna be able to get out of this one, are you
?
“I’m not really that hungry
” you try anyway.
“Don’t be shy!” he pushes it more into your hands.
Oh
 you’re so gonna regret this.
“Or
 perhaps you’d prefer that I feed you myself~” the fae smirks.
Never mind. You'll take your chances with the.... "rabbit".
“Fine!” you relent “I’ll eat some!” you take the rabbit meat from him. “And no, I prefer using my own hands to eat.” You glare and he laughs.
Ugh, he can be so insufferable at times.
......


.Now, how can you eat this without dying?
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peachesofteal · 10 months
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exCUSE me but “Making us a baby, keepin' her safe and warm, being such a good mum already.”
I am DECEASED at that line. Are they having a little girl?? Does Simon WANT a little girl so badly that he refers to the baby as a girl?? Don’t mind me frothing at the mouth at the image of Simon and Johnny with an itty bitty baby girl đŸ˜©
💀💀 wild line to be fair.
Simon is convinced it’s a girl (because he really wants a girl, he thinks he’d do better as a girl dad even though Johnny and you tell him he’ll be a good dad no matter what), and Johnny’s convinced it’s a boy because the kicks are always strong and well aimed, like him. And Darling’s just exasperated because your back hurts and you’re tired.
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fatuismooches · 9 months
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Hihhihi I am full of thoughts and I will explode if I do not share themđŸ’„đŸ’„
Dottore with a reader scared of doctors has simply dug a hole into my brain!! Just reader always running away when they need their blood drawn or a vaccination, the segments having to chase them down and reader hiding in every nook and cranny(not excluding the top of a wardrobe and being cornered by 10 clones) or literally breaking down at just the sight of eye drops (because I cannot stand them and I'm self indulging 😭) of course Dottore tries to make everything as simple and calming as possible! (Will definitely let you hold a segment's hand or hold you in his lap!!) He absolutely has cutesy little bandaids just for reader as well! Along with giving you candy and a kiss after! (But being the bastard he Is he will tease you about it 😔)
EFWDOUWDB THANK U FOR THESE THOUGHTS I LOVEEEEE THEM😭😭đŸ„ș Please Dottore probably thinks you're joking with him at first because really?? Your own husband is a doctor and you're scared of doctors?? He doesn't even believe you until you actually start running away, he finds it ironic and amusing yet exasperating at the same time 💀 Like... he has done wayyyy worse things but you're scared of him giving you a shot? That's where you draw the line? Regardless you absolutely dread this stuff to the point where he's realized that if he doesn't want a wild goose chase in his lab, he has to come up with a plan to get you to relax.
He will make fun of you no doubt because he thinks it's a strange fear to have considering the kind of person he is 😭 though eventually he'll get used to it and make your check-ups as quick and efficient as possible. You may be scared of going to the doctors... but you'll happily go to his lap anyway :)
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tmntxthings · 1 year
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I feel like Donnie would try to give that toaster an AI system sksks
skskskskskss PART TWO DRABBLE???
Why am I thinking of that old cartoonish movie where the toaster talks and goes on an adventure 💀 that’s not what I’m gonna write but still
 anywho I AGREE HE WOULD
part one
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It didn’t take the tech genius long to fix a broken toaster. In fact one could say it only took him an hour or so
 and with you back at school, Donatello still had a lot of free time to tinker around with the kitchen appliance. Since you seemed to find it so endearing, enough to talk to, Donnie decided to give it more than just a simple refurbishment.
That wasn’t really his style. He’d program it to do way way more than just toast bread. With that, he got to work. Shelldon would fly by a couple of times, mostly to say, “you’re making a talking toaster??”
“Yes. Yes I am.” Was the only response he could come back with. Because yeah, it sounded ridiculous. But if you wanted to talk to the toaster, wouldn’t it be even cooler if it or rather “he” talked back? He could just picture your face. Racing back from school to see Donnie’s progress, and the amazement you would have to find ‘Buddy’ as you called him, could talk. And not only talk but think for itself/himself. And toast bread too of course..
Yes he liked to imagine you would be amazed. Starry eyed and smiling brightly at him. Happy with himself and his near future he worked harder on this little project. Going as far as giving Buddy a few new designs, not the generic silver, adding his signature color. One stripe of purple going all the way around, and another stripe including your favorite color. (He’d have to work on a face display later..)
All that was left to do was to plug it- him in! Donnie would’ve liked to do a few test runs but it seemed time had flew over his head and he could hear you calling out your arrival from the lair entrance. With a ninja’s speed, he raced to the kitchen, plugging the toaster’s cord into the wall and ran back out to greet you.
“Greetings Dearest!! How was your day?” Donnie spoke quickly trying to catch his breath while smiling widely. “Oh Dee it was great! We did this and that..” you droned on about your day. And usually Donnie would listen with rapt attention. But his thoughts were on your soon-to-be reaction. Of making your little friend come to life. So as you continued to talk about school, classes, friends and everything else his hand reached out grabbing yours.
You continued to talk as he not so subtly pulled you into the kitchen. It seemed his patience was wearing thin when you didn’t immediately notice the toaster, so he made a little noise in the back of his throat to get your attention. “Guess what I did today?” He prompted and your eyes brightened. “Did you finish??” Donnie didn’t need to confirm that though because your face turned to the toasters sitting side by side.
“Oh my goodness!!!!! Donnieeeee!!!! Buddy looks so good!!” You squealed and squeezed his hand excitedly before letting go to get a closer look. Donatello was reeling with happiness, just over the moon at your approval. Of course he knew you would like it. Obviously, it was his tech after all. “Donnie fixed you up nice and snazzy huh Buddy? And look you’re sitting with a friend hehe!!”
Donatello was waiting with bated breath. It was supposed to react to its name ‘Buddy.’ But as the toaster sat there in silence, Donnie felt his hopes crash. “It was supposed to- exasperated groan!!” The purple turtle said as he sidled up next to you. Grabbing the toaster and inspecting it for malfunctions or any faulty points.
“Supposed to what?” You questioned curiously. Watching as he examined the kitchen appliance with great care. “Talk, it-“
“Heeee”
“Right, he was supposed to reply..” Donnie grumped. And found the cause to all his woes. Of course he forgot to flip a certain switch in his haste. “Okay okay Dearest try again!” He said after placing Buddy back down.
“Hey Buddy!” You said enthusiastically and after a second or two the toaster responded in kind. Greeting you cheerfully with your name. You were jumping up and down, squealing with happiness once more and Donnie watched with a pleased expression. Buddy needed more work, Donnie only had half a day to work with. But his mind was already spinning with ideas, ways to make it- him more lifelike.
You had continued talking to Buddy, but he only had a few phrases before he started to repeat himself. “I’m not finished yet,” Donnie made sure to say. Because he could always make something better. You were giving him the goofiest grin, shaking your head as you turned to him. “What?”
“You!”
“Me?”
“You’re just too amazing,” and with that you were jumping into his arms. He readily caught you. Enjoying the sound of your laughter, his own joining in. “Glad you noticed,” he teased with a wink. Causing you to roll your eyes. “My boyfriend knows no bounds,” you continued on though your compliments were turning a bit sarcastic. “Indeed, he’s magnificent. A brilliant mind! One of the greates—“
His speech was cut off by your lips. He couldn’t help but chuckle, returning the kiss. This tactic of shutting him up was one that he didn’t mind. Nope not at all. He’d have to gloat more often if this was to be the effect. You pulled back, planting one more kiss to his snout, “Shall I grab Buddy? For his adventures back into the genius lab?”
He nodded, placing you back down on your feet and watching you with such endearment. “I was thinking..” he mused. “Hmm?” “Well I think we can come up with a better name than Buddy!” Donnie turned his back so you couldn’t see his smirk. Leading the way back to his lab. You gasped, “What’s wrong with Buddy?!” A back and forth ensued, you defending Buddy’s name and Donnie teasing you with more sophisticated names. Truthfully he wouldn’t change it. He just liked to bicker, especially with you. You were just too cute.
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vapolis · 6 months
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The "i can fix him" ask killed me. Like I expected atleast one sweet answer and basically all of them are like why the fuck would I even try??!!! đŸ€ŁđŸ˜…
I feel like especially Jax just looks at our MC talking their usual sarcastic chaotic shit and thinks "Jesus Christ why am i punishing myself so much?" With the most exasperated expression ever.
the ros are under no illusion when it comes to merc 💀 they know what they're getting into (for the most part) and that's WORSE.
jax fr asks himself every day if you end up pursuing him what choice led him here bc there has to be smth that went horribly wrong
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vyvixen · 1 year
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After the storm ✧
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ft ; - Kazuha Kaedehara x gn! Reader
warnings ; - fluff, slight angst, thunderstorms, passing out and light swearing!! ( do tell me if I’ve missed any )
summary; - Kazuha comes home, back to inazuma after a month of not hearing anything from him. 
notes; - guys its my first public writing and there may be a few spelling or grammar errors cause m writing this at 1 am with pure iced coffee in my blood 💀💀 forgive me if there’s any missed warnings, im pretty new to this :p ________---- ________---- ________---- ________---- ________---- ________-- A month.
A month of silence from your beloved boyfriend, Kazuha. No letters, no nothing, and you were getting agitated and tired. Heck, you’ve tried letters and even attempting to send a message through a dove but of course, no response.
Pacing around your room over and over, your mind was enshrouded with dark thoughts that were not meant to be there, you decided to head over to Ritou, maybe meet up with Thoma and chat for awhile to calm yourself down. But of course, fate wasn’t on your side today.
It started raining heavily, just as you were about to step out the miniature cottage by the sea that you and Kazuha shared.
Sighing in annoyance, you still decided to head out with an umbrella that was tucked away neatly in the corner of the cottage and left for Ritou. You weren’t even half way there when the rain got much worse, wind wrapping and pulling uncomfortably against your kimono. Thunder struck and fear pulled you in, bringing back the dark memories of the man you once saw as your brother, Tomo. Slowly losing consciousness, thick black fog blocked your view as large blobs of tears and sobs ran down your face uncontrollably as your vison started blurring away.
At least you lasted long enough to feel another strong but gentle gust of teal wind, and a mop of white-red hair before falling into a deep slumber.
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Slowly, you regained consciousness, eyes peeling apart to reveal the familiar sight of your shared bedroom. You looked out the open window and saw crimson red skies - one that reminded you way too much of your lover. Your heart squeezed tight as you recalled the recent events that took place earlier.  Wait, how did you get here? Just as you were about to pinch yourself to attempt to get a grip of life, you felt a warm hand gently grip your hand before you could inflict pain on yourself. Eyes widening in shock and disbelief, you looked towards the source and much to your surprise, Kazuha stood there, smiling gently.
“ Wh-WHAT are you doing here? “ you let out a surprised choked sob, holding back the wave of emotions that were about to burst.
“ My love, please let me explain. I am so, so sorry that I hadn’t contacted you at all and I must've made you worry a lot. Letters couldn’t reach me because of the wild violent thunderstorms.” Kazuha said with an exasperated sigh. “ Please, please forgive me. Heck- I’d do anythin-” Before he could say another word he was cut off with a desperate eager kiss. A kiss he has owed you for a month now, for making you worry so much. Slowly you both parted from one another, gasping for air. “ Idiot, you owe me a lifetimes worth of cuddles and kisses. You made me worry like hell! “ You pouted while folding your arms. “ Sounds like a lovely plan I’d never decline, even in a billion years. “ Kazuha chuckled.
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could we maybe get a prequel to the loose tooth request (loved it btw all ur writing is *chef kiss*) where we see how jamie reacts to elbowing reader in the face 💀i think he’d freak out more then reader
thank you for your request! jamie offering his apologies mentioned in the first NSFW SUGGESTIVE THEME allusion to oral but not graphic 18+ please
You're panting, exasperated, trying so bloody hard to overpower your boyfriend that you've actually broken a sweat. James grins down at you, much less tired. 
"Give up?" he asks, then laughs. "Sweetheart, why do you bother? We both know you can't win." 
Why do you bother? It's fun. You like play-fighting with him, like winning and like being pinned down by him even more. It's a win-win, usually. He gets to lord it over you and you get to either give him a prize or receive your own consolation prize. Usually both. 
"I don't concede!" you declare. 
He laughs at your absurdity and you use this to catch him off guard, springing up and toppling him over. He falls back into the sheets and makes an oomf sound as you collapse into his chest, winded. You have about five seconds of triumph before he collects himself, only your leg slips, and you're about two seconds from crushing an important part of him when he flinches and elbows you in the face. 
Your head snaps to the side. 
A terrible, weird silence. Tears well in your eyes from the pain, your nose and mouth quickly feeling bruised and tender.
James scrambles up and holds his hands out like he's afraid to touch you. He says your name, panicked, and you smile at him in what you hope is a reassuring way, even as a tear drips down your cheek. 
He looks gutted. "It's okay, Jamie," you say. 
He swallows. It looks painful. "Baby, you're bleeding." 
You wince and bring your hand up to your mouth. Red paints your fingerprints. "Ow." 
"Baby," he says, hand tentatively moving towards your face. "Baby, I'm so sorry." 
"It's okay," you murmur, closing your eyes as he takes your cheek into his hand. "It's fine." 
"It's not fine, I just fucking hit you in the face." 
"Elbowed. By accident," you correct, voice as gentle as his fingers on your face. 
James pulls you up against his chest and tilts your head back to get a proper look at your mouth. You suddenly worry, "James, did you hit my tooth?" 
"Can I look?" 
You nod, feel James' fingers as they pull up your lip. Your tooth is fine, he tells you, but you've cut your mouth, the inside of your lip. 
"I'm sorry, sweetheart," he says again, wiping his spit wet fingers in the front of his shirt before he cradles your face. He wipes frizzy baby hairs from your face. "I'm sorry. I'll get you an ice pack." 
You crave his reassurance more than any pain relief for that moment, clinging to his neck. He gets the memo quickly, one arm around your back, the other steadfast on your face. 
"I'm so sorry, baby," he apologises again, wiping your bloody lip clean with his sleeve. 
You peel your damp lashes apart and give him a soft smile. "James, don't be sorry. It was an accident. I know you'd never." 
He nods vehemently. "I would never hurt you like that. My poor angel, I can't believe I've cut your lip." 
"Can't even kiss me to make me feel better," you whine pathetically, kind of joking but mostly not. 
"A kiss would make you feel better?" he asks.
You grimace. "'Course, but it'd hurt." 
He rubs your back, voice soft as silk as he says, "What about a different kind of kiss? Yeah?" His hands travel down your back. 
You flush, feel all the blood rush to your face and your blooming bruise. "Jamie
" 
"Let me make it better, sweet thing," he murmurs. 
You nod, looking down at his chest shyly. "Okay. Please." 
Your please undoes him. He's gentle but quick as he pushes you back into the rumpled sheets, big hands on your thighs. He rubs up your legs, squeezing your hip before dropping back down. 
"Show you just how sorry I am," he says. He takes his glasses off and offers them to you. "Best you hold these." 
Your heart skips a beat. You take his glasses.
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