#a cat said this

[the-secret-keeper]

Obey Me!MC gets confronted in the lunch as to why they haven't panicked or are the least bit concerned about the Overblots.

Obey Me!MC, reminiscing on their days in the Devildom: Meh, I've seen worse.

Obey Me!MC, leveling the person who confronted them with a glare: I've done worse.

Various TWST boys: *feeling both concerned and extremely horny attracted*

#obey me mc #obey me!mc #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland prompt #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x mc #twisted wonderland x obey me mc #twisted wonderland x obey me!mc #twst #twst prompt #twst incorrect quotes #twst x reader #twst x obey me mc #twst x obey me!mc #my fic #a cat said this #in a barbie show #believe it or not a cat said this

[newtid]

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

#could've said dick joke but penis joke sounds funnier #shitpost #digital art #art #oc #doodle #oc art #cat #anthro #cat oc #feline #original character

[idliketobeatree]

btw when you're being mean to aziraphale this is who you're being mean to. hope this helps

#good omens #aziraphale #good omens memes #good omens fandom #good omens s2 #good omens shitpost #good omemes #go s2 #poor little meow meow #michael sheen #job minisode #a companion to owls #staying as far away from fandom discourse as possible but i feel it needs to be said #he's a walking talking crying wet cat on the inside #and he needs a pat on the head maybe a lil kick to the butt. not all this backlash. peace and love on gomens earth #marcela talks #ghost(shit)posted by crowley #aziraphale defense squad #i cleary underestimated the emotional weight of his kittydog eyes. you're good

[batbabydamian]

catboy Damian i will miss you 🥺

#damian wayne #haley #jon kent #dick grayson #forgot churu is NOT vegetarian so just imagine these are some kinda veggie version cat treats LOL #i drew these with the assumption Damian was in Bludhaven hence meeting Haley haha SOMEDAY!! #Dick originally said 'sorry i didnt look for you sooner' BUT HE ACTUALLY WENT SEARCHING ASAP IN THE COMIC 😭 edit the text in happy tears 😭 #batbabyart #daminyan

[time-woods]

so i finally watched good omens after years of putting it off. . .

this is how i cope with most things

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #i saw that one cat image and sent it to some friends n jus said 'crowley @ angel' then i was compelled to draw it #ouuughh the ggay influence #dont ask why hes on the floor #i didnt wanna draw a whole new bg that made sense #fun bug fact i had to use myself as pose ref for this cause i couldnt find anything i wanted so i just lied on my floor n took them

[cursedtrekedits]

transporter malfunction

#star trek #star trek tos #tos #spock #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #all your tagging made me realize i said spock instead of scotty #so yes. that very small cat must be spock

[galedekarios]

#would you still love me if i was a worm?

#bg3edit #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #tara the tressym #dailygaming #videogameedit #gamingedit #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #ch: gale dekarios #ch: tara the tressym #vg: baldur's gate 3 #series: baldur's gate #gif: mybg3 #gale really asked his cat momther would you still love me if i was a worm and she said yes #anyhow they give me cuteness aggression

[dykealloy]

god's favourite ragdoll princess and the most miserable girl in the world

#would you believe me if i said this is one of the strongest guys in one piece #love this pathetic wet cat he so rarely wins <3 #one piece #op #CJ's op watch-through #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #lawlu #corasan #corazon #donquixote rosinante

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

listen i do not believe i'm able to communicate with chao in any way but when the unmistakable sound of raccons having a fistfight on the roof broke out and we looked at each other I firmly believe the shared thought was "you hear that too, right?"

#chao the chaos beast #cats #also i inclined my head at the door and said can you go check that out #she gave me a look that i am choosing to anthropomorphize as chagrined and did in fact go check it out #they're in one of the trees now and i can hear them

[attleboy]

thank you for being so nice to my past couple tadc doodle posts... shitpost be upon thee

#this one's not necessarily ship so take it however you want #the amazing digital circus #tadc #pomni #ragatha #i had to do this the she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone is one of my favorite phrases ever #and its perfect for the sad wet cat archetype which is a thing now because i said so! #my art

[black-lone-knight]

I love the idea of Tim and Bruce being the two smartest people in batfam; So they occasionally say weird things that only they can understand.

Dick, panicked: OH MY GOD! I asked Kory out. What should I do now? What if she won't like me?

Bruce: Schrödinger's cat.

Dick:

Dick: ...what?

Tim: He's saying you won't findout unless you actually try it and go on a date with her.

Dick: Aww! That's so nice. Thanks, B.

Jason: Who's Schrödinger's cat?

...

Tim, with soaked shirt:

Duke: What happened?

Tim: The driving frequency corresponded to the resonance frequency of coffee, therefore the sloshing amplitude reached its maximum.

Duke: Say what again??

Bruce: He spilled his coffee.

Duke:

Duke: ...right.

Jason: Fucking weirdos.

#tim is the 'chatty scientist' and bruce is the 'doesn't say more than 3 words in a sentence' scientist #plus Schrödinger's cat is an experiment #you can google it #but simply it means what tim said #batman #bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #batfamily #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #duke thomas #dc signal #batfam #batfamily incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #innocent quotes

[tortol]

absolutely flabbergasting experience to hear the actual word fuck instead of fuckinuhhhhh “flippity flub pbubs what the funky” in adventure time

#i know she actually said puck ok but that doesn’t matter to me i know what i heard #adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #cake the cat

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “things they say that makes my heart melt and my knees weak” prompts 

“I can kiss you forever,” Character B murmurs. “Yeah?” Character A says, laughing a little, only to stop when Character B leans in and presses a kiss against their cheek. “Yeah,” Character B says, “Yeah, I can. You think I’m lying?” (As I said, forever ingrained in my brain. I cannot fucking believe this isn’t just fictional shit characters in books/fics say-) 

“You make me so happy.”

“I’m just… Happy for your existence, y’know?”

“You’re going to have to teach me so many things because I’m not familiar with any of this.” ���Okay. So… What do you want me to teach you? Where should we start?”

“Here, put your hand under my shirt. It’s more comfortable that way,” Character B says as they lift their shirt slightly, encouraging Character A to slip their hand underneath and letting their warm palm rest against their bare skin. 

“You’re so cute.”

“You’re so adorable.”

“You’re so comfy and cozy.”

“You’re so warm and cuddly.”

“You smell so good,” Character B whispers as they continue to litter kisses down Character A’s jaw and neck, revelling in the noises Character A lets involuntarily slip out of their mouth. 

“Mm, I think you’re the one who wants more cuddles,” Character B murmurs, pulling Character A back into their arms. “Nah, I think you’re the one who wants that. I mean, look at you,” Character A teases, settling comfortably in their arms. 

“Why don’t you try kissing my neck? If you don’t then I’m gonna kiss yours.” “You’re acting like you weren’t just kissing my neck for the thousandth time already just then.”

Character B saying “Stay for tonight?” throughout the whole thing and asking “Are you sure you don’t want to stay?” as Character A gets out of bed still in a daze, ready to leave (but not really wanting to leave but they’ve already told their parents they will be home by the end of the night), while Character B looks up at them imploringly while they’re tying their shoelaces.

“Sorry, I’m just really new to this,” Character A mumbles, burying their face in Character B’s chest out of embarrassment. “Mm, that’s fine. We can take things slow. There’s no rush,” Character B reassures in a hushed murmur, carding their fingers through Character A’s hair.

“I’m not familiar with this,” Character A whines as Character B continues to hug them to their chest. “Yeah? Well, you’re going to have to get familiar because I’m going to be doing this a lot,” Character B teases.

“So… What’s the next date going to be?” Character B murmurs, nuzzling their face on Character A’s neck.

“Tell me if this is too much, okay?”

“You seem a little warm in that, you sure you don’t want to take that off?” and then after Character A says no a few times because they’re wearing only a singlet under that shirt, they say, “You can always wear my shirt instead if that’s the case.” 

“You know, you can hold my hand in public if you wanted to,” Character A murmurs into Character B’s chest. “Well… I did want to hold your hand but I wasn’t sure if you were comfortable with it,” Character B answers, holding Character A a little tighter to them. “Next time, though,” Character B tacks on affectionately. 

Saying “Let’s go back home” rather than “Let’s go back to my place” (to me it feels like they’re implying “This is your home too and you can come back any time you’d like”, even though that’s probably not what they’re saying but I’m gonna interpret it that way because I am: Delusional as fuck!) 

#long post #these are all the things cat guy to said me yesterday which had me going ALKFHDLKWSFEKLNFLEKRN #so yeah it’s personal lmfao #he’s character B and I’m character A lmao #some are not verbatim but most are skksks #some of the action stuff happening in between the dialogue is a little exaggerated but other than that #it’s basically what happened so idk what to tell you wlknfeknwf #dialogue prompts #writing prompts #otp prompts #prompts #writing scenarios #cat guy chronicles

[taktitty]

Teammates, Friends?

#the sunshine court spoilers #tsc spoilers #aftg #all for the game #my art #the sunshine court #jean moreau #jerejean #jeremy knox #cat alvarez #catalina alvarez #laila dermott #your honor they are so important to me #especially my girls 🏳️‍🌈 #Jean is healing and he has such good friends #Kevin really said ‘I know what you are’

[ariadne-mouse]

#“we need to go deeper” i said to myself as i opened the woman yelling at cat meme template #cr spoilers #c3e91 #critical role #fcg #op #cr memes #legal disclaimer i do not think the cast is actually angry at Sam #this is - like many things - for the bit

[qdkdraws]

These five sinners wanted to have some fun at the expense of an innocent animal, but they got the wrong animal.

#As I said earlier #Charlie can beat the shit out of you if her patience runs out #even in cat form #Alastor really appreciates the contrast between her pretty appearance and actual strength #he also likes to squeeze her #cursed cat charlie #keydidraws #hazbin hotel #charlastor #radiobelle