#and they became the dumbass trio

[meidiary]

( 📁 ) THEM ACTING OVERLY JEALOUS

synopsis: the monster trio and how they act when they're way too jealous for their own good...

characters: luffy, sanji & zoro!

warnings: a teeny tinyyy amount of swearing [:

a/n: first time writing for them so i'm pretty nervous!!! , hope you enjoy!! banner is made by me, inspired by the lovely @sixosix and the layout is inspired by the lovely @luckyscribbles <3

it was his fault! it really was.. he was the sole reason you were entertaining this way too confident guy- because he told you you were out of his league! can you believe that?! and now ZORO is throwing daggers at the poor man just with his piercing gaze alone..

ignoring zoro's needy angry glares he's sending you two, you continue charming your ... acquauntance, growing his already far too stretched ego. "oh darling, how i could melt in those beautiful emerald colored eyes of yours~" and with that sanji cringe-worthy comment you got him babbling on about himself... again.

you're getting progressively more annoyed the longer you hear him try to flirt with you. nonetheless you don't move an inch, because you know he's watching your every move; waiting for you to come moping to him about the guy. he'd feel a sense pride because you came back to him. and that pride, the face he makes whenever he turns out to be right about something, albeit it's a very handsome one, is the last thing you want to witness right now.

so you keep yourself from throwing this guy's drink in his face and telling him his cologne is absolutely murdering your sense of smelling.

you look up as you suddenly stop hearing the random guy talk about some castle garden of his. he gulps hesistantly whilst zoro stands before you, hands in his pockets. "we're leaving." no you're not! "oh zoro~ i barely-" "now." you stand up and turn to leave, but quickly turn back around and give the stranger a kiss on his cheek before leaving with zoro, causing his cheeks to change to a red-shade.

"miss! will i ever see you again?!" he asks before backing up seeing zoro's death glare. "my love, if we are meant to be we will definitely meet again!" what's up with you and these shakespear lines?

zoro gives you a slight shove with his shoulder as he rolld his eyes for what seems like the millionth time this hour. "i think i found my soulmate zoro!" you sang while you interlocked you arm with his. you were met with yet another eye-roll.

"you were the one that said he's out of my league, remember?" zoro huffs annoyed. "shit- that was a joke damn it!" "if anything you're out of his fucking league, dumbass" you lean onto him as you two continue making your way back to the going merry.

"maybe i exaggerated a bit too.." you slowly admit before hearing his usual chuckle. "just don't go flirting with some stranger again, ever. shit could've gone wrong real fast y'know?" you smile sheepishly and nod. "good thing you were there huh?"

and you could've sworn you say his cheeks turn into a rose color before he swiftly turned his head to the side, greeting sanji and nami. was he blushing..?

SANJI was this close.. this close to absolutely losing it and slicing this daring man up with zoro's swords. who does he think he is? flirtingly, charmingly speaking with his lover?! well truth be told.. you two weren't official, far from it actually;

you two were so close to finally having the months-due talk about the classic, what are we-question. but of course sanji had to hit on the waitress that casually passed your table. that was your final straw. if he couldn't stop his antics for one night, you would resume yours for good.

and oh how it made him clench his fists so hard they became white, how it made him ignore all the beautiful ladies surrounding him, for what felt like the first time ever, how he saw you with your pretty dress on, that he bought for you because it reminded him of you, sat on some navy's lap, entertaining the bastard not worhty of a single enchanting smile of yours. yet there you were smiling, no laughing at something the navy said, all while you were supposed to be with sanji. laughing at something he said, playing with his hair, sat on his lap.

he was this close to exploding and increasing his bounty a good amount by punching this navy untill his fists fell off. "sanji, don't you fucking dare." nami warned him, glaring at him from the other side of the table, not in the mood to be on the run again after finally being able to relax for a day.

sanji heard nami, he did! but the minute he saw the disgusting navy's hand run up your thigh causing you to jump off of him, he finally lost it. "keep your fucking hands off her you sewer rat!" he jumped up sprinting at the navy, his snow-white fists ready to release all the pent up anger he held.

but before sanji got to the navy he was stopped by you. your soft, slightly cold hands holding back one of his clenched fists. causing him to slowly unclench it. you tried to push sanji back, knowing his uproar would bring about another navy chasing. "you alright, love?" it's as if all his previous anger vanished the moment he felt your soft touch, smelled you sweet perfume, the moment you felt like his again. "y-yeah i'm good.. but we should get goi-"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" the navy man roared causing the others to swiftly join the yelling. "hey aren't those those strawhat pirates with a bounty?!" from the other side of the room it felt like you could hear nami's long sigh. "see what you've done?! grab zoro, usopp and i will take luffy!" everyone complied and assumed their role.

sanji lifted his leg up ready to kick zoro awake right before you pushed him slightly making him stand on two feet again. "not doing that sanji!" he playfully rolls his eyes at your statement.

waking up zoro and running to the ship in a hurry, with a good 3 dozen navy soldiers running behind you calling you names, was the usual. but what surprised you was sanji holding your hand tightly the whole way, not letting go for a second.

once on the ship, back to sailing on the waters, while everyone was catching their breath, sanji took you aside, he interlocked your hands with his while he locked your gazes, still breathless he looks at you earnestly. his eyes illuminating the moon's glow. "i'll stop the flirting my darling, i promise. the only woman i'll charm will be you.. so you better not grow tired of it." he chuckled still a little breathless. you smiled, leaning your body onto his. "you better sanji.."

"i'm all yours sweetheart. all yours"

LUFFY felt weird. he had never met this man before, yet he suddenly has the urge to gum gum bazooka him for the rest of the day. why is he feeling this way right now? is it because he hadn't eaten yet? no that can't be it.. he just had a very good meal with you; you two had split up from the rest of the crew to have your lunch at some fancy looking restaurant on the beach.

luffy furrows his eyebrows once again because of this feeling. he figures, after a while to be completely honest, that the reason he wants to kick this man off the island is that he's taking way too long speaking with you. he's been occupying you for a good 10 minutes now.

how could he? how did he dare to take you from him so carelessly? you two were enjoying your meals, yes you were chatting about the dumbest subjects known to the world, but you were enjoying it. and then some buff man comes and dares to ask you for directions?! it would've been fine if he had left after receiving them, but no, he had to keep talking to you!

luffy was starting to see red at this point. he gets it he does, you're a beautiful woman, you're smart yet very funny, energetic and enjoyable! but you're his. even though you don't know that, even though he never told you that, you are his. and no buff, tall, slick back haired guy was going to change that one bit.

luffy dropped his food and started to walk towards the two of you, angrily eyeing the bold man who was about to get bazooka-d to some far-away island. luffy started stretching his arms, getting ready to send him off.

you notice right away and block luffy's path to the man. trying to laugh it off, you said your goodbyes to the fella and dragged luffy back to the restaurant. "what were you thinking, luff! that could've ended up horribly!" you whisper-yelled, not wanting to attract any more unwanted gazes.

"he took you from me for 10 minutes! how was I supposed to endure any longer!" luffy childishly pouts as he resumes eating. "you could've just said so! no need to bazooka anyone anywhere luf'!" his furrowed eyebrows soften as he hears his nickname.

the first time you called him that he truly hated it. "it sounds like a dog's name!" he complained. but over time, that nickname became apart of him, it was apart of his daily routine; he'd wake up to it, adventure the world with it, buy groceries with it, hear scolds with it. he became one with that silly nickname you gave him, and he wouldn't give that three-letter name up for the world. he wouldn't be able to go a day anymore without hearing you talking about how "the seashells here are so pretty luf'!", or how "i just love it when it's only you and i, luf'," and let's not forget you waking him up with the usual "luf'! sanji finished breakfast, get up already!".

"you can't go off with weird men. i won't let you.. you shouldn't leave my side for some guy that doesn't even know where he's headed!" you chuckle at his remarks. "i wouldn't leave you for anyone luf'! just.. don't bazooka someone next time.. just talk to me."

"you're mine y'know.." luffy tells you while he's munching on some of his cold meat. your eyes widen at his sudden words. "w-what?" "i said you're mine!" he says louder, a little annoyed thinking you hadn't heard him the first time. "you never said that before.."

"never needed to," he takes another bite. "but you are, so don't forget that!" he furrows his eyebrows again while saying that earning a chuckle from you. "i won't.. don't you worry"

NOTE: and that's for my first one piece ficcccc!!!

#one piece #one piece x reader #one piece x you #one piece x y/n #roronoa zoro #one piece zoro #zoro x reader #zoro x you #sanji x reader #sanji x you #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #one piece sanji #monkey d. luffy #luffy #one piece luffy #luffy x reader #luffy x y/n #luffy x you #anime #x reader #op x reader #one piece fluff

[saigethearies]

(fem!reader, mentions of insecurity and self-consciousness)

<3

sometimes you felt as if your boyfriend iwaizumi’s friends didn’t like you.

they always seemed to…laugh whenever you were around. you weren’t sure what was funny to them exactly but you couldn’t fight the feeling that you were the one being looked at as a joke.

you had begun to avoid being around iwa whenever you knew he was with his friends because you just couldn’t help how self-conscious you were becoming around them.

one friday afternoon, however, you found yourself heading towards the gymnasium. your boyfriend had promised a boba date once he was done with practice. he should be the only one left, since oikawa and him started to take turns on who was gonna stay longer to finish locking up.

“haji bear!” you chimed happily, almost skipping into the gym you were so excited.

unfortunately, instead of your boyfriend, you were met with the sound of someone snorting in amusement.

“haji bear?” makki questions between chuckles, mattsun and oikawa also bursting out into laughs beside him. “he actually lets you call him that?”

you shrunk in on yourself, that familiar sensation of insecurity swirling in the pits of your stomach. you hadn’t even been there for more than fifteen seconds and they were already laughing at you. again.

“what other pet names do you have for him? hajikins? haji pie?” mattsun asks, continuing off of the bit makki started.

“please, gentlemen, im sure she’s more creative than that,” oikawa said. “she probably has some nice rhyming ones that iwa-chan just loves.”

their chorus of chortles increased in volume, and you stood there feeling like a stupid and silly girl.

until they heard a small sniffle and every single one of them went silent.

the three men began to watch on as your eyes got glassy, shoulders starting to slightly shake.

“why do you guys- sniffle- always have to make fun of me?”

finally voicing the thought you’d kept to yourself for weeks had your tears streaming down your cheeks, eyes squeezed shut as little sobs left you.

that’s when the expressions on your onlookers faces turned into ones of horror.

you heard three bodies shuffling towards you, a pair of hands coming to rest on your shoulders and panicked voices sounding off around you.

“it’s not like that! we swear! we’d never try to make fun of you!”

“makki’s right! we’d never purposely make a sweet thing like yourself upset! promise!”

the hands on your shoulders gave a small squeeze. “what mattsun said, we weren’t trying to offend you, cutie! we just think it’s so funny someone as bubbly as you is dating someone as grumpy as our-“

“what the actual hell is going on here?”

the trio surrounding you froze, and everyone turned to look at iwaizuimi, signature scowl present on his face.

at the sight of tears on your face and the deer-in-headlights look all of his friends sported, however, his scowl nearly became a snarl.

“what did you three dumbasses do to her?”

oikawa released his hold on your shoulders immediately, having more familiarity with iwa’s wrath than anyone else. “just a little misunderstanding! that’s all!”

your boyfriend walked forwards, pulling you away from his teammates so that he could tuck you safely into his side. he immediately felt you hold onto his arm, small sniffles still being heard.

“and what exactly was this ‘misunderstanding’?”

“we heard her refer to you as haji bear and we laughed because we thought it was funny! that’s all!” makki answered in a rush, hands coming up as if in surrender.

“we weren’t intentionally trying to hurt her feelings, iwa, swear,” mattsun added.

“but we understand how our actions came across and take full accountability for accidentally bringing tears to eyes of lady iwa-chan!”

oikawa sounded out of breath by the time he was done talking, trying to come about the situation in the most emotionally intelligent way that he could to avoid getting smacked in the back of the head.

iwa regarded all of his friends carefully, each of them still looking incredibly nervous. he then turned his gaze to you, eyes meeting your still watery ones staring back up at him.

“they telling the truth, doll?”

you gave a small nod. “yeah, that’s pretty much what happened. i…i believe what they’re saying.”

you heard the three of them all sigh in relief. was your haji bear really that scary to them?

“we’re really sorry we upset you!”

“we weren’t making fun of you, pinky promise.”

“we just always find it funny how someone as sunny as you is doting on our grumpy iwa-chan.”

you gave them a small smile, a weight lifting off your shoulders now that you finally understood what was always so humorous to them. “apology accepted.”

you heard your boyfriend huff. “i guess it’s easy to judge my relationship when none of you have your own to worry about.”

the look of offense that flashed across the three faces in front of you almost had you laughing.

long story short, iwaizumi doesn’t let anyone mess with you.

not even his best friends.

#iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi hajime x reader #hajime iwaizumi #hajime iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi fluff #haikyuu x reader

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

These Nimona headcanons have been sitting in my notes for like two weeks

I just know Bal and Ambrosius were those kids who had to be put on opposite sides of the room in class

And a lot of teachers assumed that they would just give up and pay attention but no

They’re some stubborn little shits who can't leave each other alone for more than five minutes 

And while they were on their breaks they went through the options of “long-distance” communication (because yes these dramatic dorks consider ten feet long distance)

Notes? No that could be tracked back to them

Sign language? No that's too noticeable 

They finally landed on morse code (because these losers would rather learn a dead language than wait to talk to each other)

Now you might be thinking “Roo wouldn't Bal be too focused on the lesson to talk to Ambrosius?” 

No this little nerd records all of their lessons so he won’t miss a single piece of information  

After they became fluent the only thing you could hear in class was the teacher talking some tapping here and there and Ambrosius and Bal holding back laughter with every fiber in their being 

I also know these dorks would choose each other for every single activity 

It got to a point where teachers would beg them to choose other people 

They would listen for like one day and then go back to working with each other 

These losers have known each other for so long that they can read each other's minds 

All they have to do is look at each other and they’re angry or laughing or blushing 

When people point it out Ambrosius will say he doesn’t even notice it anymore 

Bal will say it’s as natural as breathing 

And Nimona calls it creepy as fuck

They could also fill a book with the most random inside jokes most of which they don’t even really remember the context of 

The main trio are fiercely protective of each other 

Bal only got into a handful of fights back in the institute and it was all because someone got a little too comfortable and started talking shit about Ambrosius  

People lost count of how many fights that Ambrosius got into 

After a while Bal stopped wasting his breath by begging Ambrosius just to ignore them and bought a cool quality medkit 

The number of fights Bal got into skyrocketed after the wall fell 

While the majority of society saw the trio as heroes there were still some who called Nimona a monster and Ambrosius a disgrace

And most of those people couldn’t say anything afterward because their jaws were broken 

There was an incident in the market which was could be summed up as Ambrosius holding a man at knife point while threatening to cut his tongue out if he ever heard him call Bal a murderer again 

After Nimona came back the fights increased tenfold 

The first time Nimona and Ambrosius went to the market alone they came back bloody and bruised 

It wasn’t until Bal checked the news that he found out those dorks started a fucking riot 

There were also rumors that a man was missing a tongue but Bal hoped those were just rumors 

One time the three of them went out to dinner and some dumbass tried to jump them 

They claimed that it’s what Gloreth would have wanted 

Bal had to drag Ambrosius off of him while Nimona was egging him on

The first time that Nimona and Bal kidnapped Ambrosius from his office was undeniably the worst 

He hadn’t eaten or slept in days and he looked like he was ready to keel over 

And a couple of people dared to try and stop them 

Claiming Ambrosius “still had work to do” 

Nimona looked them dead in the eyes and said “If you don’t let us walk out of here I’ll make sure you never walk again” 

No one argued with them after that 

Bal told Nimona he was proud of them for keeping their cool

And Nimona replied “Thanks but I definitely broke someone’s foot on the way out”

He couldn’t even get mad at her because he broke someone’s hand

Bal says they’re the reason he’s getting grays in his early 20s 

To which Ambrosius responds “Moonbeam you came home yesterday with a broken nose and busted knuckles don’t talk to me about gray hair”

#nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #I call them losers and dorks with all the love I have in my heart #I just know those dorks were a nightmare in highschool #like deadass little terrors #respectful sweet little terrors #but terrors none the less #I feel like Bal isn't a violent person at heart #and he cant stand up for himself to save his life #but he will hurt someone if they hurt his family #Ambrosius on the other hand is a different story #he'll always try and solve an issue with words first #but he isnt opposed to curb-stomping a bitch #and nimona is just an agent of chaos #this little gremlins first instinct is violence

[reindeerswillsavethisworld]

Corpse au case fic where the trio decided to try cracking a murder mystery, except instead of angst it's a comedy of errors where they make everything worse.

Like. Danny comes out of a portal dead and translucent and glowing, and there's charred remains of a human body on the floor. So now all three of them are freaking out, and instead of asking for help, or finding an adult, or telling literally ANYONE, they decide to just. Get rid of the body. As one does.

So that's what they do: they break out Tucker's nice shovels (because god forbid Sam's family owned something as pheasant as a shovel, and Danny's too afraid of touching their family's Patented Fenton ShovelsTM for... reasons), they find a nice desolate clearing in the woods, and then they bury Danny's body like one would a very unfortunate hamster who met their demise too soon under very suspicious circumstances. They even stay at the new "grave" in silence for a minute or five in respect and DEFINITELY nothing else, you know. And so, they bury the body, and then they (try to) forget the experience as some horrific nightmare.

And then, a year later, there's an uproar: the Amity Park's police department found the child's remains in the woods! And you see, Amity Park is not THAT big of a town, and the police estimated that the body belonged to a 14-15 year old child, and, look, there's only so many schools in a small town, alright. Obviously, the rumours start very soon in Casper High: about how the kid could've gone to their school, about how they could've died, about whether or not anybody was missing them, about their identity, and some definitely-truthworthy-would-I-lie-to-you-bro-come-on sources insist that the kid was murdered around a year ago, around the time ghosts started showing up. And these rumours obviously reach the ears of Sam, Danny and Tucker.

Now, you would've thought that their first thought would be something like "oh no, they found Danny's body", or "oh no, they know", or even simply "we're sooo fucked". Except. You see, the night they buried the body? It was really cloudy. And dark. And, y'know, it's very easy to get lost in a forest. And they were too high-strung, you see, they completely forgot to leave some sort of a marker or anything. And also like, it was so long ago, you know? A lot have happened, they were sooo busy and the likes, you can't really blame them for forgetting some things.

And here's lies the problem: all three of them just fucking forgot that there was a body left to bury at all.

And then it gets out that the police can't even conduct any sort of DNA test because it became corrupted to the point of being absolutely unrecognisable due to exposure to a large amount of ecto-energy.

It's now looks like a bad set up for a joke: an identifiable body of a child, cause of death unknown; the probable involvement of ghosts or at the very least a very large quantity of ecto-energy; a probable murderer on the loose, which naturally breeds suspicion and speculation; a town full of all kinds of rumours; and a trio of absolute dumbasses, who after hearing that ghosts were involved immediately went to stick their noses where they don't belong.

Rejoice, Amity Park! Sam, Danny and Tucker are now on the case! Except they are all teenagers, and nobody in their right mind will allow teenagers to solve a murder case. Plus, them poking around would be highly suspicious, but Phantom, on the other hand?

(people seeing Phantom helping solve this case and coming to the conclusion that the ghosts were definitely involved was not on their bingo card, but oh well)

They don't go to the cops, obviously: Danny at least in part because he's worried they will call GIW on his ass or try to arrest him, and Sam and Tucker simply because fuck the cops (one because the police is involved in a militaristic, capitalistic corrupted system that breeds injustice and furthers the divide between average people and the wealthy, and the other because cops suck and will probably call GIW on his friend's ass). They also can't go to any other authorities: cops are out of the question, as is the mayor; laboratory personnel will most likely just throw them out; and there're no witnesses or known relatives, so they're stuck.

Therefore they decide that desperate times need desperate measures, and so they enlist all of their ghost allies on a quest, hoping to find the ghost of the kid. Considering the amount of ecto-energy they were subjected to, they MUST have formed a ghost, they only need to find them.

Except. The Ghost Zone is a big place, and they only have so many allies, even if some of them are a queen and a god. So Danny bites the bullet and does the most stupid (debatable) thing he has ever done: he goes to his enemies for help. They're surprisingly understanding and willing to help, even if some of their reasons are a little... strange (Skulker and Johnny entered some sort of competition on who finds the ghost first, Box Ghost starts to seek out coffins (??) and Youngblood is not above to start torturing people to finally have a friend that is not either an adult or a complete stick in the mud). And even then they still can't find the ghost.

In the end Danny goes to Clockwork in a desperate hope that he will be able to glimpse at least a little of what had transpired on the night of the murder, and to Danny's annoyance Clockwork laughs so hard he almost pops a ghost equivalent of a blood vessel.

A few weeks down the line Sam hesitantly brings up Danny's buried corpse ("MY WHAT" "Your corpse which we buried in the woods, Danny, don't you remember?" "Yeah, bro, I think you dissociated the whole time we were digging the hole and carrying your dead body" "WE DID WHAT-"), reasonably saying that, you know, they ALSO technically buried a body in the woods. On that Tucker just shrugs because obviously it was not Danny's body, the place of the burial was way off, he remembers that there was a really big stone to the left of the grave (he doesn't and there wasn't), so they are in the clear. During that exchange Danny's sitting on the floor and having a panic attack, because he really did dissociate the whole time and afterwards legitimately forgot that there was a body to bury at all.

After that conversation all three of them leave with a certainty that Danny's body is still there where they left it, whenever it was. And so the shenanigans continue.

#yes i know that is custom made for some delicious angst and identity shenanigans #but also consider: this scenario would be very funny #three teenagers running around a crime scene trying to solve a murder case #and not realising they ARE said murder case #idk whether or not there would be an identity reveal down the line but if there would be one #i like to imagine vlad just sitting in his office alone afterwards head in hands #wondering WHAT he did to deserve this stupidity that went for MONTHS #like sir you did it to yourself when you decided to make a 14 years old your arch-nemesis #jazz is both horrified ('IT WAS YOUR WHAT') and exasperated ('what do you MEAN you forgot') #she's out there secretly hoping this sort of stupidity is not hereditary (in her case it kinda is lmao) #his parents are simply horrified (tho jack a few months down the line finds the whole ordeal rather funny) #the ghosts all forget about this shitshow rather quickly #except for ember youngblood kitty and johnny. they will NEVER let danny live it down. NEVER. #also danny waking up at 3am in cold sweat and remembering cw laughing his ass off: THIS MF KNEW ALL ALONG- #danny phantom #sam manson #danny fenton #tucker foley

[ohanny]

stabby murder husbands kentakim au!

does this make much sense? no. is it going to be long? yes. am i sometimes very happy about what my mentally ill lil brain cooks up while i sleep? very much so.

tony chen is a rotten super villain in every universe but in this one kenta was his assassin until he finally had enough, turned on his master during the bloodiest night known in these circles, john wick style, and then disappeared off the face of the earth. was tony running the high table? how deep does the lore go? who knows. i was asleep. my brain did not have the capacity to figure it all out.

flash forward some years. kenta is living a normal life. he has a boring office job. he’s reconnected with babe, his estranged brother who ran away from home at the first sight of sketchy activities and was spared from all of tony’s bullshit. unfortunately for kenta, babe - happily married and pregnant - is channelling all his extra hormones and boredom into a mission to socialize his hermit crab of an older brother.

which is how kenta ends up eating dinner in babe and charlie’s warehouse loft of doom, sitting opposite of kim - a regular customer at the couple’s garage and a casual friend. it’s an awkward affair because a) kim can't stop staring b) babe keeps shooting these looks at kenta all “see, i brought you a hot ginger, do something with it” and c) kenta would much rather be at home. unsurprisingly, when kim offers him a ride home at the end of the evening, kenta says no.

this turns out to be a bad call because on his way home, kenta gets jumped. it happens sometimes - after all, he was tony’s weapon for over a decade and made a lot of enemies, no one can escape their past without occasionally being haunted by it. except this time when he limps out of the alleyway, clutching a minor stab wound on his side, there is a car idling by the pavement.

it's kim, rolling down the window and telling kenta to get his ass in. against his better judgment kenta does.

kim speeds off the scene of the crime with the kind of ease and confidence kenta has only ever seen from babe. it quickly becomes apparent that he knows way more about kenta than he should because he starts asking about cameras and when kenta just stares blankly - bleeding all over the nice upholstery - kim laughs and says “don’t worry, even if you got a bit rusty and missed one, i know a guy. or two. since they live with me you'll meet them soon anyway.”

and fuck, kenta should have just trusted his instincts instead of chalking kim making him nervous up to having someone so pretty pay any level of attention to him. he finally finds his voice (and lowkey also his knife) and demands to know who the hell kim is or if he's even called that. “oh i am,” kim answers gleefully, “and you could say i’m a… freelancer.” which, great. just amazing. kenta is being kidnapped by some amateur bounty hunter and his day officially couldn't get any worse.

… but it does. because once they reach their destination, the second he's ushered into an apartment he's greeted by an obnoxiously loud scream of “holy shit, he actually did it!” followed by a slightly less obnoxiously loud “our kimmy here is a big fan!” and then “oh fuck he’s bleeding all over the place, get the med kit dumbass!” and kenta realizes he wasn't kidnapped by some amateur bounty hunter. he was kidnapped by a fucking fan boy. on the bright side they do seem to be capable of basic wound care so there's that.

(yes, the trio is living their best mercenary vigilante life. kenta’s purge of tony happened right as kim was getting into the game and he went full “holy fucking shit, this man took down tony fucking chen and got away with it?” and basically became obsessed with the legendary lore of john wick kenta. so imagine how pumped he was when babe of all people introduced him to his ultimate murder crush goals)

kim: obviously you'll need to stay the night since you're so injured. You can have my room. i’ll just sleep with north and sonic.

kenta: …

sonic: you have a problem with three men sleeping together?

kenta: … no?

north: great! but if you hypothetically did you could ask kim to share with you instead because trust me, he's like super interes -

kim: shut up or i’ll evict you.

north: pls, whose day job is paying the bills here since you only take on charity cases?

kim: my name is on the lease! and i'm being a good person!

sonic: honey, you kill people.

this is where i got with my dream sequence but other things that just make sense in this verse:

the first person kim ever killed was winner. he was a toxic college hook up who kim dumped after few gos but who wouldn't take no for an answer. kim could have dealt with him being a dick on campus but then he started harassing kim’s dorm mates, north and sonic and kim just… snapped.

it all came to head on an alley behind a trashy gay bar. winner tried to grab sonic and kim honestly just meant to beat the shit out of him but went too far. when they read the news the next day it's weird. none of them regret it. they’re happy about it. and when no one knocks on their door to ask any questions, they realize how easy it actually is to get rid of a bad person.

the second person kim kills is a campus dirtbag who likes slipping shit into girls’ drinks and taking them home. they plan it all together but kim goes out alone and after… he's a mess. winner was a crime of passion in the heat of the moment but this is something different. he's all keyed up. he can't settle down and paces around their living room. a man is dead and he thinks he got off clean but only time will tell. he's nervous and elated and half-hard and full of adrenaline and it's sonic who nudges north and goes “look at the poor thing, we should take care of him.”

the night ends with kim’s head on sonic’s lap, sonic’s fingers in his hair, telling him he did well and he's so good when he cries as he's getting fucked into the mattress by north. kim wakes up sandwiched between them, in a mess of limbs. he has a very brief freak out about what the happened - the sex, not the murder - but north shushes him, telling him it’s not a big deal. “we love you, hyungie” sonic shrugs and pecks his cheek. “you two get some more rest and i’ll bring breakfast, okay?” and that's that.

needless to say kenta is in for a culture shock with the northsonickim arrangement. like he's taking a shower with kim and things are getting good when sonic barges into the bathroom, yanks the shower curtain back and goes on a rant of “kim, you gotta tell north to do the laundry because it was his turn but he forgot and now my favorite pants still have cum stains on them!” and kenta is like “um, excuse us?” but kim just rolls his eyes and proceeds to yell for north and then has an entire damn conversation with his dick out while kenta just stands there all 🧍‍♂️. (after he's done chewing north out for the laundry, he turns to sonic like “and you! we talked about this! kenta is new, we don't want to spook him!”)

the whole murder thing will be another conflict. kenta is happily retired. he killed because that's what he was raised to do and he didn't have any other options until he did. kim though? kim kills because he wants to. kim kills because he believes certain people deserve to die.

kim: i have a date with a wife beater at 2am. wanna come?

kenta: stop calling them dates. and you shouldn't be so… flippant about it.

kim, smirking while pulling on his leather gloves: don't tell me you never enjoyed it.

while kenta’s kills were always obvious hits, done using knives and guns, kim likes to deliver justice personally. he warms up using his hands and finishes the job with whatever blunt object he can pick up.

one time kenta’s boring office job takes him out of town for business and kim is climbing the walls. he calls kenta all “please quit and just become a hit man again, the pay is better and you'd be home when i need you” and kenta sighs because yes, his job is boring but he's trying his best to be normal and he has a morning meeting. so he tells kim to go occupy himself with north and sonic

kim: wait.. What?

kenta: don't you guys have sex with each other all the time?

kim: we did, BEFORE i met you

kenta: … huh. well. go fuck or get fucked or whatever before you start hunting pedestrians for stress relief.

kim: is this a trap?

kenta: no? i would never mess with whatever the three of you have.

Kim barging into north and sonic’s room, growling at them to take their clothes off and sonic’s first reaction is “oh shit, they broke up” but then kim’s like “dick first, rings second, i’m going to wife that man so hard he won't know what hit him” and everyone cheers and no one feels bad about having a pre-engagement celebration threesome not involving one of the grooms.

also, pete? did he step up after tony’s death? does he run a business like the continental? is way his weird attic wife that fucked himself over in the business and now can't step a foot outside the hotel without getting his brains blown out the less fun way? in any case he would have an eye on both kenta (because their whole… brotherhood) and kim (because kim is a wild card and truly independent and neither follows nor knows the code).

#pit babe the series #kentakim #northsonic #northsonickim #please play in my sandbox with or without me

[kalisburnerphone]

Haruchiyo “I might be trigger happy” Akashi/Sanzu. Haru didn’t really listen to anybody besides Mikey. He did whatever the fuck he wanted,when and how he wanted without a care in the world.

Haru’s motto of ‘what’s mine is mine and what’s yours is also mine’ didn’t really work to well for him in his relationships because while whatever girl he’d chosen to give the time of day was giving 100 to the so called relationship, Haru did what he wanted and they never lasted.

That is until he met you. Haru had no idea how the fuck you were friends with the pet shop trio, mainly Keisuke’s mean mugging ass but he wanted you. You gave him quite the run for his money before you finally agreed to one date with him. As cliche as it was,you weren’t like the girls that he usually went for. Short, slim usually easy for him to manipulate.

You on the other hand, you didn’t buy his bullshit at all. You had walked out of the restaurant the moment he got too comfortable with the waitress and threatened to call the cops if he didn’t stop camping out in his car outside your apartment complex.He did stop camping out but only after he bought the entire complex in your name and moved in next door.

When you found out, you had made camp at Baji’s. It took him 3 months to get you to accept another date with him which his coworkers thought was odd given that Sanzu was never short on pussy but apparently yours was all he wanted now and he hadn’t even gotten it yet.

That was 3 years ago and now Sanzu was a somewhat reformed man. He was still the same crazy fucker, albeit your crazy fucker who’d gone from fucking multiple women in a week to breaking your back multiple ways in a week.

Sanzu now firmly believed in a 50/50 effort when it came to relationships mainly the one with you, fuck everyone else tbh. Which brings him to his current situation. He currently at a Bonten warehouse, he may have told a little lie when you asked where he heading off to at 3am but he’d make it up to you.

Ran had informed him that the individual he’d ask them to find was currently sitting in their club. Sanzu waited for him in the parking lot and just as he was about to cross towards the section where his car was parked, ran his ass over , twice, and then tossed him in the trunk.

Said individual is now hanging upside down in a Bonten warehouse with Haru’s trigger happy ass.

“Who the fuck are you?”

Sanzu giggles,fucking giggles. Maybe he was a bit high, you’d both indulged in some new grade of weed Kazutora was harvesting but the fact still stood that clearly he didn’t run him over hard enough.

“Who I am really isn’t important here. What’s important is that you think very hard about what I’m about to ask you cause I may just put a bullet in your skull if I don’t like it.”

“The fuck do you want?”

“Two nights ago at Luxe, at a company dinner, you made a comment towards a young woman.”

“Is that what this is about? Tha fat bitch sent you to beat me up?” The mans scoffs before spitting blood on Sanzu’s shoes.

“Ah, you remember. She has no idea that I’m doing this. I don’t like when people make my wife uncomfortable, you see, she’s taught me that a relationship should be 50/50. And for me that means that my baby wears whatever the fuck she wants and I deal with little fucks like you, who make her uncomfortable.”

Sanzu slips his gun back into the holster deciding that killing him won’t be as fun as turning him into a human vegetable. He grabs one of Rin’s baseball bats and starts using it to push the mans body like a swing set.

“I bought that pretty little outfit she wore that day and my baby was so happy until your dumbass opened your mouth. It’s been brought to my attention that this ain’t the first time either. You used to hit on my woman until you found out she had a man, then she became a “fat bitch”. “Don’t you think a size bigger would fit you better?, why you always eating?”

Sanzu didn’t understand why you didn’t tell him shit like this was happening, instead he had to hear it for himself while he was having dinner with the boys. You weren’t fat, you definitely had a fat ass but that’s besides the point. You were healthy and happy with your body so who gave this irrelevant fuck the audacity to tell you shit like that at work?

Sanzu wasn’t having it, he’d deal with the situation and every time this fucker saw you he’d turn the other direction. The first swing lands to his ribs and the scream that ripples through the air has Sanzu smiling manically.

By the time he’s finished he’s positive he’s broken enough body parts to get his message across. He has a couple lackies drop the idiot off in front of the hospital. He takes a shower before heading home. You’re wrapped up in his silk sheets, naked save for the pair of panties you’d slipped on after he had his way with you. Arms wrapped around his pillow as you slept peacefully.

Sanzu smiles as he watches you ‘cause yeahhhh he’d definitely commit murder for you.

#tokyo revengers #manjiro sano #ran haitani #rindou haitani #sanzu haruchiyo #bonten x you #bonten scenarios #bonten smut #bonten x reader #sanzu scenarios #sanzu headcanons #bonten

[febreze-bottle-without-febreze]

Tank/Darlin and Asher headcanons

I was going to post some ansty headcanons but I've had a change of heart after rewatching the Asher and Darlin video [Darlin They/he/it]

TW: cursing

Asher and Tank have four matching piercings

when Tank and Ash were in middle school they got suspended for starting a food fight the only reason they got caught was cause they started throwing food at people in class

These two are the reason Marie has grey hairs

every time these two hangout they make these drinks that taste like how you imagine battery acid to taste like and they'll chug it like it's nothing

Tank and Ash were in a band all throw high school

Tank did all of Ash's tattoos and piercings

they like watching people argue in public, they bring popcorn and everything

you can't leave these two alone together for too long you have to check on them once in a while, cause these two will start sharing brain cells and usually nothing good comes out of these two sharing brain cells

Tank: ya think I could build a sword

Ash: what?

Tank: I mean I know how to weld and I've built things out of metal before so how hard can it be

Ash: have you tried it before?

Tank: nope *long pause* yo ash want to help me build a sword

Ash: sure!

these two love dragging their mates into their dumb ideas

someone could be taking a cute picture and you look in the back to see Tank looking like something from hell, there's a pic of Baabe and Asher kissing, and right behind them is Tank with one glowing red eye setting something on fire with the biggest smile on his face

Wall Tank was in Washington Asher kept them up with the pack drama

Tank has nicknames for everyone in the Shaw and Keaton pack, Ash's is masher, no one really knows why out of any nickname Tank chose masher

Arden "ay Tank, I been meaning to ask why do you call ash masher"

Tank "do you remember that time when we were in college and someone dared ash to eat a dozen donuts at once so he mashed all the donuts together into some type of sandwich that was the size of a burger and it looked like he unhinged his jaw-like a fucking snake then preceded to eat the donut sandwich whole, no you don't cause I do." *stares into Arden's soul*

Ash, Tank, and Chrissy used to be a trio before ash became pack beta but Christain got kicked for obvious reasons

Christain may be Tank's friend but that didn't stop Tank from almost stumping his chest in for disrespecting ash

Tank had the biggest crush on Asher's mom when growing up and ash couldn't stand it

Asher was the only one who Tank really talk to well they were in Washington but they would text him the most random and out-of-pocket things

Tank: yo some asshole just ripped out my eye 😡

[m]Asher: which one, your good or bad eye?

Tank: wowww not even going to ask me if am okay if you really want to know it was my bad eye😒 *sends a pic of their eye*

[m]Asher: ewww🤢 have you tried putting it back in?

Tank: that's not how it works dumbass

[m]Asher: you don't know that

Tank: it didn't work.

Tank has been struck by lightning more than once and Ash has been there to witness it each time

#redacted asher #redacted tank #redacted darlin #redacted shaw pack #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted hc #redacted headcanons

[skzhocomments]

Mafia Book #2 - PART II - The Withered Rose - Chapter 5 - Bleeding hearts

Story masterlist - please consult it for the summary of the story, trigger warnings etc.

General masterlist

PART I - The Black Iris

---

Wattpad | AO3

Chapter 4 | Chapter 6

---

PART II - The Withered Rose

Chapter 5 - Bleeding hearts

chapter word count: ~3.3k words

“Everyone seems to like her.” Wooyoung whispers in Emilia’s ear as quietly as he can. Pointless, she thinks, as everyone’s eyes are on them anyway.

“Do y’all have nothing better to do than watch me feed my daughter?” She snaps and looks at everyone around the table, whose eyes are stuck right on the trio. 

"I'm just shocked that you've become such a good mother." Felix smiles. "It's just... unexpected."

"Yeah, you were scared of children before at the orphanage, weren't you?" Changbin chuckles.

"Oh, God." Emilia rolls her eyes with a chuckle.

Chris is there too.

Three weeks have passed since they arrived at the Stray Kids mansion, and so far, he has only watched them from afar. He would not initiate any conversations with Emilia, but he would try to steal some moments with his daughter whenever she wasn’t around.

Wooyoung would usually take care of Ivy every afternoon while Emilia resumed training with Felix and Minho, and Chris would take advantage of these moments to the fullest. He’d go into whatever room they were in, and at first, he would just admire Ivy from a distance. But when she approached him after a few days and asked him to play with her, his heart melted completely, and he gave in.

He kept spending more and more time with her each day. They’d play together, he’d feed her, tuck her into bed for her afternoon naps, hug her and calm her down when she’d cry, and tried his hardest to act like a good parent. Wooyoung observed him carefully each time, but Chris seemed to do everything right, and Ivy fell right into his arms.

She started loving Chris more and more each day, and whenever they spent time together, they looked like the perfect father-daughter combo. Ivy is, after all, his splitting image.

Chris also fell in love with Ivy from the first moment his eyes landed on her, and he swore to himself that he’d do anything in his power to protect her and make sure she’d have the happiest life without any hardships.

Although Chris thought he was pretty sneaky to see his daughter behind her back, Emilia was aware of these meetings taking place. She would intentionally turn a blind eye and spend more and more time away training, because deep down, she truly wished Chris would be the one raising Ivy alongside her.

She can’t forgive him, not now, anyway, nor anytime soon, but… she still feels love for him, and she knows from the way he’s looking at them that he loves them too. It’s so hard, being in love but unable to do anything about it, because what he did was too unforgivable, even with so many years passing by.

She honestly thought she’d feel more rage when seeing him, but she keeps shocking herself, apparently. It became clear that, when Minho and Iris first told her they’d have to take her with them, Emilia didn’t want to meet Chris not because of any rage and hatred towards him, but because deep in her heart, she never stopped loving Chris.

She still loves him, so she avoids meeting him as much as possible. She knows she has to respect herself enough and not allow him back in her life after what he’s done, so every night when he’d slip a paper note asking her to meet him to discuss things, she’d simply ignore it.

Now, looking at him over the big table while feeding Ivy, she knows she made the right decision to not see him in his room. It’s too soon to talk.

It’s simply too soon.

~

“So, I really thought you were a ghost.” Jisung randomly starts at the dinner table. They are currently playing cards, absentmindedly drawing one card after another when the colours of the one on the table wouldn’t match the ones in their hands.

“Dumbass.” Seungmin wastes no time insulting him.

“Man, I thought she’s back to haunt us all! What is there to laugh about?” Han scoffs.

“Oh my, Sky, you’re still mean.” Emilia remarks with a slight chuckle.

“Never changing.” Seungmin smirks proudly.

“It’s a good quality to have sometimes. Oh, fuck off, Lix.” Iris curses as she starts drawing 5 cards.

“It feels so fun being together like this again!” Lix smiles. “If 5 wasn’t enough, I can give you 5 more.”

“Now we know your cards, dummy.” Hyunjin ruffles his hair with a small laugh.

“Shit! You’re right!”

“No, but, hear me out, why do you always get the good cards? Are you cheating?”

“How could you?!” Jisung gasps. “You little-”

“I’m not cheating!”

“No, he’s not cheating. I would’ve noticed.” Seungmin defends.

“Guys, he can’t even cheat on a test, let alone around this table with quite literally the most intelligent people around it.” Hyunjin jumps to Felix’ defence as well.

“Look who’s talking! You can’t cheat either!” Felix pouts.

“His speciality is literally deceiving people, Lixie.” Emilia fake pouts as well then starts laughing. “Anyway fuckers, seems I won.”

Letting go of the last cards in her hands, she stands up and gets out.

“Where to?” Iris asks.

“Just out.”

~

The night air is chill but pleasant, and Emilia is happy to get some space away from the loud laughter in the house. She’s no longer used to having this many people around, but with each passing day, she feels more and more at home in the mansion.

She never expected to be able to feel good there again, but life is full of mysteries.

She begins walking the familiar streets towards The Overpass, and in spite of the cold, she is feeling perfectly content with walking around.

She reaches the small bridge and is happy to still see it standing, even if it looks more worn out than before.

“My shade.” She hears a manly voice from behind her, and she turns around with a smile.

“My shadow.”

“It seems you still remember the bridge. After you left, this place has also become… comfortable to me.”

“This old bridge?” Emilia smiles, sadness visible in her eyes.

“Mhm. It’s where you and I got close, isn’t it?” Jeongin asks while grabbing her left hand, lifting it palm up in the air and drawing circles in it with his index finger.

The anxiety technique he’s taught her before.

“Have you been looking for me?” She asks after a little while.

“Yeah. Wanna go back to the mansion with me?”

“Sure.”

They walk back towards the house holding hands and talk about their lives for the past few years. She tells him everything about how she’s lived, about Ivy, and he listens carefully and asks questions.

They reach the house not long after. Time seems to pass by faster when you’re in the company of someone so dear to you, who you haven’t seen in years. There’s a lot to catch up on, and they barely had time to meet since he had to go away on a mission a few days after she returned.

When they reach the gardens surrounding the mansion, Emilia takes a deep breath and asks.

“So… why did you really come meet me tonight, Innie? I feel like you’ve not been completely honest.”

“You’ve always read me so well…” He smiles, but it doesn’t feel genuine. He looks almost sad. “I wanted to talk to you one last time.”

“What do you mean?” She frowns.

“I’m… going away. Tonight.” He averts his gaze, his eyes glossy.

“Why?”

“It’s obvious. Chris must hate me now that he knows the truth, and… if my own family doesn’t trust me, what point is there in staying?” He says, knowing how close to home this will hit for Emilia.

He’s right. If there’s no one on your side, why would you stay?

“I trust you.” She replies quietly, but he just shakes his head.

“That ship has sailed long ago, Emi… I just wanted to say goodbye. I know how I felt when you left without even so much as a farewell, and let me tell you, it wasn’t a nice feeling.”

“I’m truly sorry, Innie.” Emilia confesses from the bottom of her heart, and he hugs her.

She knows what he’s feeling. It’s all because of her, but there’s nothing she could say or do to make him change his mind at this point. She knows it all too well, for he has the same gaze she had that night when she decided to leave it all behind.

“Thank you for keeping my secret these past few years.” She whispers, and he separates his body from hers, grabbing her face with his hands. He keeps searching her eyes for something, but he doesn’t find it. He decides to close his instead and come closer to her, his lips merely millimetres away from hers, but he finds it within himself to stop in time.

“It appears I’m still selfish. You have a kid with him, and your heart is right there… I know it. But still… fuck. For my younger self who was head over heels for you, please reject me properly this time, so I can move on, hm?”

“I’m sorry, Innie. There was a time I wished it was you, really. But it’s not. I love you with all my heart, but…”

“But just as a friend.” He smiles and moves back. “I know. I’ve always known.”

“I’m sorry.”

“We can’t choose who we love.”

“Would’ve been so much easier if we could, don’t you think?”

“Yeah.”

“Can I be selfish too? Can I ask you to stay?”

“I’m sorry, Emi, but this time, I have to put myself first.”

Emilia nods and watches Jeongin walk away from her, waving his hand around with his back turned. Goodbyes are always bittersweet, and she wonders if he will really leave. Stray Kids has been everything he’s ever known, and it hurts her to think that he feels forced to let go of this life.

~

Chris finds it hard to focus on his work.

Maybe some air will help. He thinks as he stands up from his desk and goes to the window, opening it and smelling the night air.

He sees two silhouettes in the dark, Emilia and Jeongin, and carefully watches their interaction, but something feels off about the whole thing.

He shakes the thought away and returns to his desk, but even an hour later, he still thinks about what Jeongin’s behaviour could have meant. He stands up once again and goes directly to Jeongin’s room, and once he opens it, he finds the boy hunched over an opened suitcase, clothes scattered everywhere on the bed.

“Planning to go somewhere?” Chris asks. He is worried, but he tries to seem indifferent.

“I was waiting for you to kick me out, but since that never came, I decided to make it easier on you.” Jeongin shrugs, his back turned to Chris, but Chris just shakes his head and heads to the bed, throwing some clothes away and sitting down.

He pets the empty spot next to him and waits.

“Can we talk?” He asks, and eventually, Jeongin follows and sits down as well.

They stay in silence for a little while, both trying to think of what to say to each other. In these past years, they’ve barely talked. Unless it was for some mission or someone’s recovery, their interactions have been minimal.

“I know you hate me.” Chris starts. “I fucked up, and she left because of me. I know you resented me all these years.”

“… I know you also resented me for not being able to save her back then, and now that you know the truth, for lying to you.”

“Yeah, I was truly angry back then, but I eventually realised it was misdirected. And last month, when I saw her walk through that door and I realised that you’ve been lying to me for all these years… I was seething, to be honest.”

Jeongin doesn’t say anything, so he decides to continue.

“But Innie, I want to do better. I no longer want to be the man who bursts out in anger and acts impulsively. I thought about it long and hard, and you know what? I no longer want to lose anyone that’s precious to me. You are one of those people, and I want you to stay next to me as a cherished member of my team.”

“Chris, do you know how much I loved her? Do you know that I wanted to betray you and run away with her?”

“Yeah. I do.”

“And even now, years later, I even tried to kiss her.”

“Okay.”

“Do you still want me to stay?”

“Yes.”

“Even if I keep loving her?”

“Yes. Whether you love her or not… it doesn’t matter to me, Innie. You are one of the most important people in my life, and I want you to keep staying here with me. That won’t change, no matter how you’re feeling about me or her, or anyone else in this mafia. You’re my friend, Jeongin. My little brother.”

Jeongin starts tearing up, which brings Chris to tears as well, and they hug and silently promise each other loyalty.

“Hyung, you’re a really lucky man.” Jeongin says as Chris stands up and heads to the door.

“Lucky?” He chuckles. “How so?”

“She… she still loves you. I’m sure of it.”

“I don’t know, Innie… we haven’t talked at all since she came here...”

“Give it time, and I’m sure she’s going to eventually come back to you.”

Chris turns his lips upwards, a smile laced with sadness.

“Your daughter is really cute, Hyung.”

He smiles again, genuine this time, and walks out of Jeongin’s room, heading towards his bedroom.

He opens the door and freezes in the doorframe as he sees Emilia waiting for him next to the window.

“Is he truly leaving?” She asks, glancing outside.

“No.” Chris steps in, closing the door behind him. His breath hitches in his throat, and he finds it hard to inhale. Finally, she came here to talk.

“Did you talk him out of it?”

“Yeah.”

“Good.”

She straightens her back and takes a deep breath, then brushes past him and takes the door handle in her hand.

“Emilia, please wait-” Chris grabs her wrist, but he is quick to release it as soon as she throws him a sharp look.

“What?” She asks impatiently.

“I’m sorry. For everything I’ve done, for how much I’ve hurt you… I am truly sorry. I have no excuse.”

“That’s right, you don’t.”

“I know. I know there is probably no way for me to amend… I can’t change the past, I can’t change anything about what happened. The only thing I can do is improve myself to be a better man for you and our daughter.”

“Ivy is not our daughter.” She spits venomous words that are sure to hurt him, but the only thing he does is smile.

“I know you’re aware that we’re spending more and more time together each day. I know you let me do it…” He starts, and she averts her gaze. “I can’t just stand by while she calls some other man dad. I’m right here.”

“For Ivy and for me, Wooyoung is not just some other man. He is the person who stayed by my side and protected her in your stead. He protected us from you.”

“I would’ve never been able to kill you. I would’ve done it that night if I could’ve. But I couldn’t.” He whispers.

“I was stabbed, but you know what, Chris?” She looks back into his eyes, and they are so sharp, he felt them cut right through him. “It didn’t even hurt. I didn’t even feel the wound. The one in my heart was far too painful to feel anything else. What hurt the most were your words, your lack of trust.”

“I’m sorry.”

“I don’t care.”

“For how long are you going to punish me like this, Emilia?”

“You’re really asking me this?” She laughs. “For the rest of that miserable life of yours.”

“I’ve been visiting your grave every day… I’ve apologised countless times… I thought it over again and again, but still-”

“You should’ve done all of that before it was too late.”

“You’re here. It’s not too late. Is it?” He looks at her with hope, but instead of looking in his eyes, she glances behind him and notices the dagger she wore on her thigh on the night they met. She finds it somewhat amusing that he is keeping that old thing on display in his bookshelf.

Chris turns around and sees what she focuses on as well, and he smiles briefly before grabbing the dagger and taking it out of its sheath.

He hands it to her, and she grips it steadily.

“Come on.” He encourages her. “If you can’t forgive me, then do whatever you need to do. Finish what you started when you first came here. I won’t stop you. You can get your revenge and kill me right here.”

Emilia looks at the small blade in her hand, and then in Chan’s eyes. He is serious.

“Come on.” He whispers, grabbing her hand and pointing it towards his abdomen.

Her hand is trembling, but she obliges, and she feels the blade cut through his skin. Chris winces but tries not to let out any sounds as the blade goes deeper and deeper.

Emilia keeps shaking more and more, as she realises that she doesn’t get any satisfaction from hurting Chris. She doesn’t want to hurt him.

She still loves him.

Fuck.

“I… I loved you… so, so much.” She whispers while twisting the knife in his abdomen. Crimson blood starts spewing out of the wound, but Chris doesn’t even flinch. His face contorts with pain, but other than that, he grabs her waist and holds on tight for support.

“That’s okay, love… let it all out.” He whispers.

“It hurt. It hurt then, and it still hurts so fucking much, Chris…” She cries out. She has been mourning her relationship with Chris for years now, even if they spent more time apart than she spent next to him.

How come a mere human could have feelings so powerful, she wondered? 

… And why couldn’t she let go of them?

“I can’t- I can’t even hurt you.” She looks back in his eyes, her cheeks stained by tears.

“I’m so sorry, my love. I was wrong. Let me do it right this time.”

“N-no.” She shakes her head. “How can I trust you after what I’ve been through, hm? I can’t. You can beg for forgiveness all you want, but… I will never forgive you, Chris.” She says harshly, feeling the need to dig the knife in a little deeper. However, the trembling in her hands gets to be too much, and she lets go of the dagger instead.

Somehow, hurting him is not making her feel any better. It does the exact opposite, and she’s never felt so emotionally drained.

“What if I-”

“Shut up.” She cuts him off. “There is nothing… nothing you could do to magically fix what happened, okay?!”

Chris lets his head fall down and looks at the dagger still piercing his abdomen.

Emilia is no longer holding it, so he decides to test whether she truly doesn’t care about him.

“Okay.” He nods. “If you truly don’t care about me anymore, I understand. It will be alright.”

He takes hold of the dagger and pulls it out of his abdomen, as blood starts flowing uncontrollably, dirtying the floor in front of him.

Emilia gasps in panic and tries to cover Chan’s wound, but he loses blood quickly and collapses to the ground.

In a frenzy, she runs out of the room straight to Jeongin.

“Help!” She shouts, and as he sees her covered in blood, he feels panic rush through his veins. He follows her to Chris’ desk, where Chris is laying down with his back supported against the bookshelf, holding onto his wound.

“What the fuck happened?” Jeongin looks at Emilia for any explanation, but there’s nothing she can tell him. She watches as Jeongin skillfully stops the bleeding and cleans the wound, and once she knows Chris is out of any danger, she leaves the room, anger boiling into her heart.

How could he pull this out, after how much he’s hurt her already?

Is he willing to let her kill him if that’s what she wants?

How dare he?

---

Chapter 4 | Chapter 6

#stray kids #straykids #stray kids smut #stray kids masterlist #stray kids mafia #stray kids fanfiction #stray kids imagines #bang chan #bang chan smut #bang chan imagines #bang chan fluff #stray kids angst #stray kids scenarios #skz stay #stay #lee know #changbin #skz #hyunjin #felix #han jisung #seungmin #jeongin #san ateez #momo twice #wattpad #ao3 #ao3 writer #fanfiction #fanfic

[navibluebees]

Here me out..... Z-Dog X human! reader x Lyle

Trio

Please read before interacting.

I'm listening! And it's gonna be fluffy~ 🤗 I really love these two and I think I'm gonna do this in HC form~

You had asked for directions to the gym and someone gave you the wrong ones... sending you right to the recom gym. You stepped in and gawked at the giant blue people working out. Aaand of course, these two noticed you (I'm picturing their reactions as the gifs above)

Lyle - eager to see such a cutie patootie standing in the doorway and on his way to woo you, Alicia - trying to keep her cool but very aware of your presence as she does a bicep curl

You took off, obviously realizing this wasn't where you were supposed to be and she looked at him to say, "Congrats, you scared them off."

They spotted you in the chow hall and made their way to your table, sitting on either side. "We saw you watching us when you came in the gym last night," he crooned. She cut her eyes over to him and reached over you to slap him upside the head. "Don't harass them, dumbass."

They both pursued you individually and eventually ended up spending time as the three of you more often than not. You slowly developed into something where the three of you became partners. Their rivalry became a bit more playful and they became more protective of each other, but protective of you the most.

Mornings were interesting when you woke up with them, often spooning Lyle and Z spooning you. Other times, they'd both have giant limbs slung across you, trapping you in between them.

They get a little jealous when the other person gets to kiss you, whining that you're not kissing them. That leads to a back and forth and bringing everybody in for a group cuddle to soothe their grumpiness.

Anybody harassing you is in for some trouble, though. They end up following you around and shooting death glares to that person. If anybody flirts with you, their tails are flicking in agitation, ears at attention in case you want them to step in and shoo away the person.

You definitely make sure to spend one-on-one time with them to foster your relationship with each of them. Another big cuddle once you get back to your room together to soothe and reassure everybody.

Whenever they go out on missions, they always make sure to have each other's backs so they can get back to you safely. They'll talk about how ready they are to get back to you and try to guess what you'll be wearing, leading to a discussion on which color you look best in. Lyle is convinced it's yellow and Z is convinced it's purple.

They like to teach you how to fight and reward you with kisses whenever you get a move right.

They loooove to take you on Banshee rides and doze on the top of a cliff before they fly back and have a little picnic. Lyle insists on carrying the basket because he loves when you tell him how cute he is with it.

***

Taglist:

@drinking-tea-and-be-obsessed @ikranwings

#lyle wainfleet #Alicia zdinarsk #recom wainfleet #recom z dog #recoms fluff #lyle wainfleet fluff #zdinarsk fluff

[clambuoyance]

ngl I know nothing ab your DC blorbos except they're gay and cool or something Idk I just think they're neat... I'd ask what comics I could read ab them being super blorbo-y but Idk...

OKAY so there’s a lot of characters in dc but the ones I draw/talk about the most are these group of friends!! They feature in Young Justice 1998, Teen Titans 2003, and Young Justice 2019, as well as having their own comics and other appearances :)

each comic run has different vibes but my personal favorite is yj1998 bc I like its wacky and zany vibes. It was not my first comic though, and it’s a little older so it might be hard to understand or read if it’s your first time reading comics like this, and again it is old soooo some stuff does Not age well such as certain jokes or depictions and it is of course not all perfect but overall I love it and think it has a lot of heart

I think i have a lot of fun with it bc it feels so…animated? And it has funny slapstick humor. Honestly I probably like it bc it makes me laugh the same way ninjago makes me laugh…a group of 4+ friends that have cute dynamics with each other and just Being Silly Together. I really don’t know how to explain it but between all three runs, I can see yj1998 in my head the most as a wacky animated show with exaggerated bouncy animation idk so that’s part of the fun for me. I think the moment I realized this was going to be a long term emotional investment was When I read the issue where they randomly end up on a planet and have to play baseball bc I am a SUCKERRR for baseball shenanigans

But yeah the group starts out with Bart, Tim, and Kon in JLA: A world without Grownups, and they just have a good trio dynamic 🙏 the banter between all three is so good 🤩and I liked seeing their friendship develop throughout yj1998 too! Especially for Tim, with his hesitancy at the beginning.They weren’t without conflict ofc but that adds to why I like them bc eventually they became besties for life. They are also quickly joined by others but the main one that stays w the group through all three runs is Cassie Sandsmark , aka Wonder Girl ii.

But yeah I guess some things I like are the way they actually Hang out? like they will do camping trips or go to the mall and games together etc etc, but there will be parts that feel more serious while never losing that humorous tint to it. For some examples, I love how Tim tries to be a leader in the beginning, but then one arc shows just how much Cassie is more fitting for it, and how they bond over Leader things like how hard it is to tell Bart what to do and then will share a really nice hug 🥺, and I love Cassie and Cissie’s relationship a LOT because they sometimes misunderstand each other but clearly care for each other (they aren’t canon but in my heart they are.) I also like Tim and kon’s build towards understanding and friendship for a similar reason, and cissie and Anita also have a nice development with each other, but yeah all the dynamics are just fun to think about tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️ I am pointing at them eagerly and going “wow! Friendship!!”

And as for the guy I never shut up about…well that’s a whole thing I could ramble about but i became obsessed with him the moment he quoted Peter Pan while lamenting about how he was afraid his friends would leave him behind after several issues of him acting like Hot Shit and erm I’m predictable so it got to me 🙄 also he makes dumb jokes every second like he expects someone to laugh at them like he’s so dumb sometimes….anyways I do not want to ramble too much so I will get on with it

I was only familiar with his black tshirt look before, so when I first saw this goofy looking dumbass with a leather jacket and glasses and an earring I WAS LIKE “THATS SUPERBOY? THATS REAL?” and quickly became interested in the notion of a Superman associated hero wearing something like this bc I don’t think my brain ever considered the possibility before….also it is something I cannot explain some panels just activate my cuteness aggression 😔 I just think he’s really cute 🫶🫶🫶

#sorry for rambling and in a totally not concise way #dc #clam answers #young just us

[hamofjustice]

very slight teal mask and indigo disc story spoilers (the kind that'll probably help decide if you want them or not instead of ruin it for you, probably?) and very long commentary about it. mostly about how they've chosen to advertise it

gonna hit you with my longest run-on sentence yet, here we go.

the fact that we had to datamine the teal mask, a DLC whose only returning character is jacq and does not add a line to or scene of anyone else (well, mentions of heath and clavell, i guess?) due to being available to do at any badge count, the fact that we had to dig and pry in unintended ways, just to finally prove that our implied greatest treasures nemona arven and penny would at least be available to hang out with in the indigo disc...

with no new images footage or mentions of the friend trio of in any of the six months since the DLCs were announced, and ten months after these kids opened their hearts and dorm rooms to us, saying we could hang out any time from now on, and turned out to be statues with one line of dialogue after we had already gone on an adventure with them following us around, helping us in battle, and getting to know each other as we walked, and our rival promised to keep up with our strength forever, then never got any stronger...

and now, in the narrative's timeline, we run off to another country to transfer away from our rival for life's school to one she would fit into perfectly the MOMENT she opens up to us about her problems and how she's so much happier now that we're the first person she can actually connect with and be herself around, and shows clear signs of worry that you're going to leave if she doesn't make you promise not to...

and also shortly after Arven became effectively a high school orphan, who's still treated as kind of a butt monkey dumbass for some reason, when he was putting everything he had into researching how to save his dog, his only dependable family, instead of going to class (i guess he's not telling anybody what he's going through, as usual with these kids)...

because TPC did not think these characters being present in the second DLC in any form and not actually having their newfound, hard-earned sense of belonging ruined by the basic premise of said transfer-student DLC was worth advertising at any point, and only showed off gym leaders Katy and Kofu... and that was only if you even bothered to look at the website to notice the feature at all, because hanging out with, battling, and trading with all of the past characters who aren't present in Paldea anymore is now actually a feature, but wasn't in the trailer...

is fucking mind boggling to me.

why is it a secret that they're in the DLC. why would they not just. tell people that as soon as they revealed the DLC. why is it still supposed to be a secret now, half a year later. why weren't they in the first half. why did they not think we'd be worried that they aren't in the second half.

silly me, why would you want to advertise giving people more of the story and main plot-driving characters, the main thing people defend the rushed game for, or that they might get some resolution, or reassure them that the vaguely happy ending to their sad stories isn't going to be ruined like they've implied it will be? that'd be silly. the only way anyone is going to find that out is through hacking

but at least we were finally able to pry that basic fucking information out of them against their will, the only thing I wanted to know about the DLC before I'd buy it, because they left in placeholder stubs for it by accident. oops. wouldn't want to tell people who were on the fence about getting the DLC this information on purpose or anything. need to keep it a secret

we were able to confirm through our own digging that nemona (and many others) are at least allowed to hang out with us, but the thing that would make both her as a character and me as a Pokemon player happier than we've ever been is if she actually got to enroll with us. why wouldn't she go, right? what do a school and society that don't respect her and an empty home where her parents should be have to offer, compared to living her dream with her favorite person, surrounded by people just like her? who can stop a champion from going wherever she wants? but for that to be the case, one of the "club rooms" we found references to would have to be hers. only us kieran and carmine clearly have what are marked as dorm room objects.

i'm glad we're getting what we're getting, but it's still no guarantee that nemona arven and penny will continue to be important to the story that they were the driving forces of, or get the true resolutions and healthier happy endings that they deserve, or that our "true equal" will ever be any stronger or more important to our character than our home ec teacher, or that they'll ever actually get to be a friend group on screen without life or death situations or harrowing grief being involved

oops! accidentally wrote decent character arcs and relationships in a pokemon game! they're going to spend time together in the postgame! abort abort abort quick shove them off into different countries before they hug

okay that's just me being cynical, they will almost certainly be important to the story, but... TPC has the power to make me not cynical and they keep choosing not to do that. but they do keep making really sappy recap videos using previous cutscene footage, like this attachment and uncertainty is something they're milking on purpose

maybe stringing people along with how much they miss the funny, cute, loving, strong characters, or are worried about these three lonely and isolated kids dealing with parental neglect, ptsd and self loathing, autism and motor impairments, identity issues, and more, whose problems are clearly not resolved yet if they can be at all, will... help sell more plushies and gacha pulls, and get people consuming more spinoffs, or something? idk, maybe

love to stop and helplessly gaze upon penny's depression pile every day before i go do tera raids / link battles with strangers (i don't actually do this but i might if poke portal worked indoors)

that all being said! it's pretty damn cool that hanging out with NPCs in a meaningful way and staging selfies with them and stuff is actually a game feature at all. that much is reassuring. it's a step in the right direction considering 90% of pokemon gameplay for a lot of people takes place after the credits roll and everyone normally despawns or becomes a one liner / repeating boss fight statue, or maybe if you're lucky a Multi Battle partner. it was just implied this game would be different, is all. i just don't know why they've chosen to string their audience along this way. wanting to have friends shouldn't throw up a $35 tollgate right as you go to talk to them that takes a year to open, and over six months to find out if it'll kill them when it opens.

i'd like to see pokemon postgame feel more like an animal crossing life sim type game in the future, personally, and this feature is a step toward that. i'd love if it one of your rewards for completing indigo disc was being able to take anyone you like as a follower as you go about your business and have them get on miraidon/koraidon with you as needed so your movement isn't impeded by it, even if there was no dialogue for it or anything. it's 2023, i shouldn't have to imagine something happening in a video game, or have to fill in my own fanfic to make a story satisfying, it should just be happening, on the screen. dammit. having a follower that goes with you everywhere even if you drive or have a following pokemon already was a feature in teal mask, so why not utilize it permanently?

(is the obvious player arven nemona penny 4v1 battle being saved for the final boss or something, is that why tera raids with them aren't a thing you can just do normally?)

Long story short: The basic transfer-student premise of The Indigo Disc implies that we ruin Nemona's happy ending and rub the one she really wants in her face to go enjoy it with Carmine instead for being more marketable, and I don't think they're even aware of why that would be a problem. Why have we not been reassured to the contrary in the last 6 months? I think a lot of us are waiting for this DLC anxiously instead of eagerly, especially after the first half.

#pokemon sv #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarvio #nemona #trainer nemona #arven #trainer arven #penny pokemon #trainer penny #nemonaposting #arvenposting #pennyposting #the teal mask #the indigo disk

[annabellelupin]

thoughts I've had while re reading poa as a marauders fan, part one (chapters 1 - 4)

(id just like to point out this is my first time reading the books since middle school and first time I've read the books since I became a marauders fan in 2020)

chapter 1

- ok so ye the Weasleys are really poor, but if they're "extremely poor" you'd figure they'd use their money for something other than a vacation

-I forgot sweet little hedwig existed djdjdjdkdjd

-someone please eat the rat

-let the future cat have him pleaseeeee

-why did I start to dislike hermione so much again??? maybe it's just movie hermione I hate and I can't remember the differences between the two

chapter 2

-why are most of the antagonistic characters portrayed as fat and why is the fact that dudley is obese brought up so many fucking times like that seems pretty fat phobic of you Rowling

- when actually reading and thinking about the Harry potter books and movies I imagine the actor that played sirius and not the fanart marauders sirius I'm more used to, and apparently his hair is depicted as elbow length in the books not shoulder length WE WERE ROBBED. could have had long haired sirius with a bun in ootp

- also I swear marauders Era Sirius and golden trio era Sirius (so canon and fanon sirius) are two completely different people in my mind

- also forgot "muggle" news talked about sirius

-just finished the chapter and seriously he is so sassy (guess that's what you get when you're Sirius and marlenes godson, and James and Lily's actual son)

- also I really fucking hate how much mental abuse is glazed over here like????

- it happens every summer and he's forced to return to his abusers like wtf

- this is why I don't like Dumbledore very much

chapter 3

-forgot padfoot wasn't like an actual dog sized dog

-lowkey forgot about padfoot in general ngl

-bro harry are your really throwing precious and innocent Neville under the bus rn come on dude seriously

-ok like when they mention Sirius I can't help to think of the dramatic, gay, Remus obsessed Sirius from all of the wolfstar text posts I've read

-also the fact they have to clarify what a gun is in the wizard news is wow

-same with Ron not knowing how to use a phone

-no wonder these people keep having Wizarding wars and unstable teachers at their schools

- love how this 13 year old kid is panicking over the possibility of going to wizard prison for breaking one rule

-also side note the more I read the more I feel like Daniel Radcliffe portrayed him super well

- hedwig supremacy

- "ur the literal wizard president" "yea but I'm not ur guardian dumbass I can't sign ur permission slip what in hell is this"

- why is reading stans parts so fucking hard

chapter 4

- ah Florean Fortescue the one genuinely nice adult in these books (isn't he like Alice's dad or something?) I just remembered her last name is actually more or less a headcanon uhhh that's fun

- the Irish quidditch team are actually mentioned along with the quidditch world cup even Harry's checkin out the firebolt

- coincidence that Dean and Seamus are mentioned at the same time? I think not

- seriously jkr why do you keep giving kids abusive gaurdians and acting like it's nothing (talking about Neville and his grandmother)

- "...Ron looking incredibly freckly, Hermione very brown..." (pg 55 in my book). when first reading this part years ago I registered it as Hermione was black/poc and not that she was just tan from the sun lmao

- I swear crookshanks was James' old cat and that's why he hated peter

- also Percy wow this why you don't befriend stray rats man

- the things this rat has seen go on in Percy's and Oliver's dorm room....

- still probably not as bad sharing a dorm with Remus and Sirius tho

- I love the twins sense of humor

- but guys stop messing with my precious baby Percy he's just- an autistic overachiever doing his best guys

- ..."he lost everything..." Yes Sirius did in fact lose almost everything Arthur but not bc what you think happened dude

- "he's safe with Dumbledore-" yea fucking right /sar

- "stationniong soul sucking demons around a school is such a good idea hehehehe" /sar

- literally there's no fucking way McGonagall thought Sirius did it- literally fucking refuse to believe that she did

going to start another post for chapter 5 bc oh boy it's going to be long

#poa #prisoner of azkaban #harry potter marauders #harry potter #harrypotter #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #the marauders era #marauders era #the maruaders #percy weasley

[onecantsimply]

Part 4 of Jack x Tanjiro Reader? After the Entertainment District, Reader has been in a coma for awhile now (Jack and all the Human Fighters that met her after the Loki incident made sure to check on her to see if she’s okay since her stunt no doubt put a target on her back, especially from said prankster god)

Reader wakes up, and after asking about how her friends are doing, and says that she must be hallucinating that Inosuke is on the ceiling, thus Jack and the Human Fighters meet one of Reader’s friends, who’s tackles Reader while she’s still recovering and tries to pick a fight with everyone in the room

Bet-

---

Footsteps were heard walking down the cement corridors. It was a Kakushi.

(My name is Gotou. I work as a member of the Kakushi, the cleanup brigade of the Demon Slayers. I was the one who called Kamado (Y/n) out for sleeping during the Hashira meeting. I guess I'm somewhat connected to them now. And that weird gentleman partner of theirs. After all, I was the one who found them all in the Entertainment District. Jeez, all of them looked terrible. Almost all of them seem to be buddy buddy though. Well, that gentleman guy seems more detached, but whatever. All of them were pretty much out cold though. Most of them are younger than me, but they also became swordsmen and fought with their lives on the line. I truly do respect them. -Gotou)

He seemed to think back to Inosuke, his eyebrow arching when he had questioned the male's mask.

(And that's why I'm bringing them some high quality castella. I'm doing my upmost best not to gobble this up right here and now. It's a present since the kind one is still unconscious. I heard they have a good sense of smell, so maybe they'll wake up if I put this close to them. -Gotou)

He looked towards the castella in his grip before looking towards the door.

(... It's open. -Gotou)

He then entered the room, seeing Jack simply brushing his hand through (Y/n)'s hair.

There was a broken vase on the floor.

(.... Clean this shit up... -Gotou)

The male then looked towards Jack, who had been sitting next to (Y/n). The male himself had bandages over his figure, but didn't seem to mind his own injuries. Rather that he was more concerned for (Y/n).

(You guys just do whatever you want, don't you? The two of you are oddballs. It's a wonder of how you picked fights with other Gods. -Gotou)

He placed the castella down before gently cleaning up the shattered glass, now getting up, and walking towards the group. "Uh, I brought some castella over. So please clear the way so I can put it down. If it looks spoiled, just go ahead and eat it." He spoke. Jack turned to him. "Th...Thank you... so much..." (Y/n) mumbled. They were almost completely covered in bandages. Gotou seemed to stop for a moment.

"... You woke up?! Why aren't you screaming?!" He shouted. The male then turned to the closest person, which happened to be Jack. "You[re an utter airhead!! You're supposed to call someone!! They managed to regain consciousness, you dumbasses!!!" The male blinked as Gotou rushed out of the room. Jack seemed to faintly hum, muttering a small apology. "Everyone's worried sick about them!! I don't care if you're my superiors for now!!" He then peeked towards the hall. "Kiyo, Sumi, Naho, Aoi!! (Y/n)'s awake now!!"

Within only a few minutes, the the three small women were sobbing, clinging on to (Y/n) as they weakly chuckled, trying to comfort the trio.

"I'm so happy!" "I'll give you some red bean bread!" "The castella!"

Someone had suddenly ran into the room with a blanket over their head, making the three cry out monster. Though, Aoi, threw the blanket off, immediately relieving the three. "Oh, t's just Miss Aoi caught up in the laundry..." Aoi then went to (Y/n)'s side, pretty much sobbing. "I'm so glad you're awake...! You guys went in my place, so...!" She immediately wailed as (Y/n) looked towards her. "Thank you... Are... the others... doing okay...?" They mumbled, feeling Jack softly pet their head. "Sir Zenitsu left this place the day before yesterday. Fortunately, he's back in commission, and ready for service. So, he's already out on a job. But unfortunately, he was screaming and crying in his infirmary. He woke up the day after the accident." The male answered. "The sound pillar walked off with his wives supporting him. All the Kakushi backed away because he was way too tough. They were definitely scared though." Gotou spoke. (Y/n) faintly nodded. "I see... And Inosuke...?" They mumbled, looking up at the ceiling. "Sir Inosuke was on the verge of death at one point." Sumi mumbled. "Inosuke was in terrible condition... The poison had circulated through his body, so we were too late to stop the bleeding." Aoi sniffled, brushing her tears away with her tissue.

"Oh... Okay... Then I must be hallucinating Inosuke clinging to the ceiling there..." (Y/n) mumbled. The group all looked up, seeing a certain boar masked male certainly clinging to the ceiling.

"What the!!" Gotou shouted. "What is wrong with you?!" He yelled.

Inosuke had cackled. "I'm impressed you noticed me, (W/n)!!" He spoke. "Well... I am lying face up..." (Y/n) could only smile faintly before Inosuke dropped onto them, just barely landing on them. Jack gaped, in horror if (Y/n)'s wounds had opened up again. Yet, they seemed to be fine. Jack quickly pushed the other male off of their figure, questioning if the person were okay. “I’m… perfectly fine…” They weakly smiled. “Who the hell’re you?!” Inosuke pointed to Jack. “I am their Partner, mind you.” He spoke. “Partner?” Inosuke looked towards (Y/n). “You never said anything about you having a Partner!” They slowly nodded.

“Right… Sorry… I met… Sir Jack after my match….” (Y/n) mumbled. “Do you not remember him… before chipping the blade Sir Kanamori gave you…?” They mumbled again. “… Knack?” Inosuke looked towards Jack, seeing how the male had sighed from his worry. The boar masked man stood on the bed again, pointing to (Y/n). “I am the man that woke up seven days before you!!” He spoke. "Oh... Good for you, Inosuke..." (Y/n) softly answered. The boar masked male only cackled. "Praise me more!! You're a feeble person!! You made me worry!!" He yelled. Naho immediately perked up. "You're not normal!! Miss Shinobu said that herself!!" She spoke. "Look at this, Lord (Y/n)!" Kiyo held out a picture book towards (Y/n), allowing for them to look over. "It's a weasel from overseas called a 'honey badger'!! Its thick hide is like armor! It'll be completely fine, even if it fights a lion! And poison doesn't work on it, so it can eat even poisonous snakes!! Miss Shinobu said that Lord Inosuke is just like this thing!!" She said.

(Y/n) weakly laughed. "Lord Kocho is pretty random." Gotou spoke. Inosuke blinked with confusion. "Thinking about this guy is a pain in the butt..." Aoi mumbled, trying to get Inosuke off of the bed. "So basically, I'm immortal!!" He spoke. "No, you're just a moron." Gotou spoke. "Who's the moron here, you ass?!" Inosuke gripped onto his uniform as Sumi screamed. "Yeah, you may have poison resistance, but you also resist the medicine we give, so be careful!! Miss Shinobu said this too!! You keep forgetting?!" Aoi yelled. "Shut it, pipsqueak!! Don't pull on me!!" Inosuke shouted back. "Please quiet down..." Jack mumbled. "What was that?! You're almost the same height as I am!!" Aoi replied. "Please be quiet...!" Jack spoke. He could feel his irritation start to spike. "(Y/n) fell asleep, you two! Be quiet!!" Inosuke snapped his head towards them. "They're back in a coma?!" He yelled. "Don't say that! You'll jinx them!!" Aoi replied.

“Just be quiet.” Jack ordered, sighing as he gently brushed his hand through (Y/n)’s hair. They seemed to have a smile on their face, despite the events that had just occurred. “Sumi, Naho, let’s go make some gruel for them.” Kiyo spoke. “Kay!!” The pair agreed. "Hopefully they can eat a lot when they're recovered." Inosuke peeked over.

-- Only a week later, (Y/n) had made a full recovery --

(Y/n), who was now fully healed, had lifted Kiyo into the air with a chuckle. "I am the wind!" She spoke. "My turn!" Sumi and Naho spoke. Jack walked into the room with a small smile, carrying a tray of tea with him.

-- With Gotou --

"Aw, come on... You're all freaks of nature..." He mumbled, next to a sleeping Kakushi as he read the letter Kiyo had written for him.

-- Inosuke went back to work as well --

"This sucks...!" (Y/n) mumbled, having to stretch with Naho. "My stamina's not even coming back...!" They mumbled.

(I can't stretch flat out...! -(Y/n))

They then had their arms pulled back. "Oh, hey! Did I get a new sword while I was asleep? I chipped my old one." They spoke. Naho stopped. "Oh... Your sword- Well-" She let go of (Y/n), letting them flop to the floor. "Come with me-" She allowed the Demon Slayer to follow after her. Naho then slid a door open, seeing Jack reading through the papers. He seemed to softly sweatdrop. "... These letters... are definitely from Sir Haganezuka..." He mumbled.

The papers had all read as "I have no sword for you." "Go to Hell." "Fuck you." "You can go to Hell." "Hate."

"This... is not good..." (Y/n) mumbled. "Right..." Jack softly sighed. "He hasn't sent any swords for the last two months." Kiyo spoke as she walked over. "Oh, I see..." (Y/n) seemed to sweatdrop as well. "But I only chipped it this time... Maybe because I actually broke it before-?" They mumbled. Jack gently pat their back when he saw how stressed their color had gotten. "But people often damage their swords, right?" Sumi placed some treats down. "Maybe Sir Haganezuka's the one being difficult here..." She mumbled. "How about you head to the village then?" Kiyo suggested. "I think you should meet him in person and talk things out."

Jack had gotten a sudden shiver up his spine, already knowing that he and (Y/n) probably shouldn't go there.

"There's a village?" They questioned, eating at their crackers. "All the swordsmiths live there!" Kiyo explained. "Wait. I can go there?" (Y/n) blinked.

"Lord (Y/n), you have visitors!" Aoi called out. (Y/n) and Jack looked towards the door, seeing Buddha standing there, as well as Kojiro, Souji, and Kondou. "Oh, hi, all of you!" (Y/n) greeted, still biting at their crackers. "Hey there, kid. We heard you got injured." Kojiro spoke. "Mhm. It was a pretty tough battle. But we managed to get through it." (Y/n) replied, nodding. "And you're already fully healed?" Buddha arched an eyebrow. "Mhm! The nurses here are amazing!" (Y/n) replied again. "You sure it wasn't just him taking care of you every time?" They looked towards Jack. He sipped his tea, not bothering to look at the group. "Sir Jack did have some big concern when he himself woke up." Kiyo spoke. (Y/n) looked towards the male with a smile, as well as dotted eyes. "Thank you, Sir Jack." They spoke. The male could only nod, sipping his tea once more.

"Oh, I see now." Buddha smirked faintly. "Where's your crow?" Souji peeked over. "Ah, Matsuemon? He might be at the Demon Slayer Corps." (Y/n) replied. "Master Kondou, can we go-?" Souji turned to the taller male. "We have no idea of where that is-" He replied. "Anyhow, did you need anything?" Jack questioned the group.

"Yeah. It's about that stunt you pulled with Loki." Buddha spoke. He smiled faintly. "While it was amusing, both you and Jack have a target over your backs now." (Y/n) frowned faintly as the other male placed his tea down. "Be careful from now on, alright?" Buddha spoke. (Y/n) nodded. "We should be at least slightly okay, since Sir Jack is almost at a full recovery. Which reminds me, how are your wounds?” He looked down. “The poison never circulated far, fortunately.” Jack looked down. “… Am I slowing you down?” He questioned. (Y/n) blinked. They seemed to frown softly. “No. You’re just not as prepared as we are. And even with a Völundr, those won’t work on Demons since they only get injured with blades that are used from Sun ore.” They then tilted their head. “Perhaps we can get you a swordsmith, or have you pass the Final Selection so you can help me more.” (Y/n) smiled softly as they nibbled at their crackers. “Can I have one?” Kojiro questioned. “Go right ahead!” Sumi replied. “Thank you.” The male grabbed a cracker, biting into it.

“… Would that be okay?” Jack questioned. “Well, you would have to train to defeat it for sure. As you are now, you don’t know Total Concentration, and can only rely on sight of regular Human senses. We’ll need to help with that.” He blinked, tilting his head. “How do I do that?” He questioned. “What is Total Concentration anyways?” (Y/n) blinked.

Naturally, they were bad at explaining things.

“Uhm-“ They looked down.

(I’ll just go with what Makomo said… -(Y/n))

“Total Concentration Breathing accelerates your blood circulation and your heart rate, which causes your body temperature to spike. That makes you as strong as a Demon while remaining a Human. But that being said, you with a Völundr enhances physical prowess as well, yes?” Jack blinked.

Neither he or the group beside the Demon Slayer had understood.

“The important thing is to expand your lung capacity. When you bring lots of air into your blood, and when your blood starts getting excited, your bones and muscle will scurry to heat up and grow stronger.”

Buddha took the lollipop out of his mouth. “I’m not sure if any of us understood that.” He spoke. (Y/n) looked at him with dotted eyes, as well as a smile. “I don’t know how else to explain it- Makomo was the one to tell me, so I’m only going off from what she spoke of-“ Souji blinked. “Makomo?” He questioned. “My ghost friend from when I was first training to become a Demon Slayer.” Buddha blinked.

(Oh, so they might be kind of crazy. -Buddha)

He then softly grinned.

(Well, not like sane people are usually strong anyways. -Buddha)

“Well, how could anyone do that?” Kondou questioned. (Y/n) flashed a close eyed smile. “Train to death. At the end of the day, there was nothing else I could do.” Jack seemed to faintly slump. Still, (Y/n) gently pat his back. “Well, it would be necessary if you wish to protect them.” Kojiro looked towards the male. “… Will you do it?” He looked forward. “… Naturally.”

Jack eyed (Y/n) as they spoke with Naho about the swordsmith village. Before the male could speak another word, the doors had slammed open. “I’m back!!” Inosuke spoke. “Welcome back!” (Y/n) greeted. “Gimme!” Inosuke snatched the basket of crackers, lifting his mask to eat the treats. (Y/n) ate the last of what they had before looking forward. “Who’s this?” Buddha arched an eyebrow. Inosuke looked towards the male. The group seemed to be in entire silence. “Who the hell’re you?” (Y/n) smiled faintly. “Inosuke, this is Buddha. He’s a God.” Inosuke perked up. “So if I defeat this guy, I’m the strongest!” He spoke. “Uh- Please don’t-“ (Y/n) leaned forward as Kojiro arched an eyebrow. “And are all of these guys Gods too? I’ll beat ‘em all!!” (Y/n) softly sweatdropped. “Inosuke, please-“ They mumbled, seeing the male cackle as Souji put a hand on the hilt of his blade. Kondou seemed to stop him, however.

“No need, Souji.” The teen seemed to softly sigh before he let go of his blade. “Inosuke, back to your room!” Aoi pulled the male away from the room, the group hearing his yelling along the way.

#record of ragnarok #record of ragnarok x reader #jack the ripper #jack the ripper record of ragnarok #jack the ripper x reader #snv jack the ripper #ror jack the ripper #buddha record of ragnarok

[blackbutlerfandomnerddomain]

Uhh can I get a uhhh

Idia x lilia headcanons? Both nsfw and sfw?

Heheheheh YEEEEESSSSS!

First off, this is somehow their songs

The last song he wrote in honor of his feelings for Idia and sung it during a Light Music Club concert and it quickly became a fan favorite

I swear if Chapter 7 don't show these two realizing they are each other gamer buddies and Idia realize Lilia's his gamer crush than I will be pissed

Lilia braids Idia's hair and at times Idia would forget and people would comment on it and he'd freak out lol

Ortho is beyond eager to have Lilia over and is sparky happy to know his big brother has a friend now

Ortho didn't really pick up Idia had a crush until he finally took notice the odd pattern of seeing the introvert go to classes and club activities in a happy cheer or hum, his gaming streams are more energetic especially if teamed up with Lilia (pre-dating but post reveal), and it didn't hit him until he looked at his music playlist to find these as his repeat songs;

Diasmonia took fast notice of Lilia's change of pace when he began to be more spacy when doing chores or homework, twiddling his pen as he hums softly, no one ever seen him like this so no one assumed he had a crush until they saw him literally run just to say "hi" to Idia before going back to what he's doing

Sometimes when they game in the same room they sit beside each other or one of them is practically on the other's lap or they would have one lay on his stomach and the other lay on their stomach on top

Cater: Why are you two holding hands? Lilia: Studies show holding hands relive stress Cater: Oooh! I thought you two were dating or something Lilia: Oh we are, Idia's also just stressed

Lots of double dates with Azul and whoever he's dating in this AU (maybe Malleus but tempted to make Malleus and Rollo a thing in this AU but if we make it trio sorry Rollo-) and the rest of LMC, sometimes group date hangouts

Idia finds a lot of typical romance stuff gross and "why are they making out in public?? Gross" and they both make fun of the couples they see silently and then make out whenever's a game's paused

super affectionate "Oh I will kill you you little dumbass"

Idia full heartly ate something Lilia made to be a supportive bf and Lilia actually got scared for a moment Now onto the NSFW Headcanons!

So he sang UnHoly during a concert Idia was attending to be a support bf to support his hot bad ass bf and Lilia let rip on his ultra flirty bratty self on stage while also adding the sexy dom side he has, swaying his hips during the song and when he came to the rap he got into Idia's bubble and did a little teasing by sitting just above his lap and acting like he's about to kiss him before Idia went red and pink when the vampire disappeared and he remembered he's in public

I headcanon this for every Idia shit but the man would refuse to do it in his dorm unless Ortho's out of the room for more than a few minutes or else he'll have no time to clean up the entire evidence of sex

So often times they meet up someplace or rent a room from Azul, sometimes even Kalim is down to led a spare room for the two if they're respectful

Sebek became sadly aware of why Lilia invites Idia sometimes when it's nearing lights out when one night he left the bathroom dead in the night and walked pass Lilia's room and through the door he heard soft bed creeks and even softer pants and it didn't hit him for a while and when he realizes what's happening he ran off fast and glared at Idia all the next day

I could say they're a switch couple but Lilia's more dom than anything so even when he's getting the D he's still in control of every little thing so yeah-

They both have a kink of hair pulling

Cock warming while gaming is a favorite of them

A few times they gave each other head under the desks

Degrading and praise is a usual dirty talk of these two with the color system in hand

One time Idia was streaming and Lilia was in the room and he was forced to watch his boyfriend strip tease him while he's trying to focus on the game and he quickly went on a safe spot and ended the stream after Lilia began to play with himself and doing a little show/tossing his undies at his feet and they fucked

They resenate to this song and you know it and why

Lilia would randomly text or talk to Idia in public in his type of sexy voice or sometimes do Idia's special nickname just to see Idia's reaction

Both watched porn together and jerked it together

#twisted wonderland #idia shroud #lilia vanrouge #lilia x idia #idia x lilia #two gay gamers #enby ex vet vampire bf #anxiety gamer bf #spicy ramen #later at least

[poptart-productions]

❝ Black Swan ! ❞

[snk x reader drabble]

↳ ❝ [summary] ¡! ❞

just thinking about y/n getting sent to the world of attack on titan and building relationships with the characters <3

↳ ❝ [content] ¡! ❞

drabble ; isekai ; black coded reader ; fem reader ; mild language ; ( romantic and platonic ) headcanons ; perv! connie ; a bit lengthy

——————————✩———————————

okay so imagine wit me:

so you get isekai’d but you grew up with your old memories—very aware of the fact that this isn’t a good place to be.

you grew up with your mother who was a hunter , selling her wares and learning to use a shotgun—yes that comes in handy later.

you’d learned to live in the moment and enjoy your childhood , despite living in constant dread of the fall of wall maria.

you’d accidentally been eavesdropping on eren and armin when you met them—you don’t even remember what you said but you’ve been best friends ever since.

ngl i feel like kid!eren is a “this is my friend and my friend only” kinda kid so he was kinda disrespectful toward you at first.

but it’s when you nursed him back to health ( and your mother cooked for him ) after he got in a fight , he soon started visiting your house every day.

you always knew it was him , too because he’d always call out , “me and armin are gonna go play! wanna come with?!”

you weren’t there when eren saved mikasa but you were there to help her deal with the tremors of living through a traumatic such as that.

she moved in with you instead of eren ; you two shared a room , and you were there to help her when she had night terrors.

you and armin were close but every interaction you had when it was just you two was almost always incredibly awkward for no reason ( the reason is that he’s always had a crush on you )

ngl , you were kind of a coward—or let’s just say that you ‘knew your limits’

so you’d magically gone to merchandise with your mother in the inner wall the day maria fell.

( off topic but i love a little angst so—eren prolly harbored a bit of resentment for you after that—because you weren’t there )

you were there when the trio decided to join the cadet corps, “[y/n]. . .” armin and mikasa turned to you , expecting you to be the voice of reason.

you only shrugged , knowing eren would probably just go anyway.

he did , and so mikasa and armin followed ; you didn’t want to be alone , so you followed—figuring you could just become a nurse or something.

shadis was on your ass—pause—because you sucked at the whole training thing.

although you were born into this world , you were still of the 21st century—you really couldn’t do it ; the early days and late nights , the grueling physical training , the standing around under the burning sun for hours for seemingly no reason , the food

yet somehow , you didn’t get kicked out and eren wouldn’t let you quit.

the three tried their best to help you improve , and with eren’s aid ; you became a master at using the odm gear.

and by aid , i mean using the gear recreationally without shadis’s knowledge.

thinking about sneaking out to use the gear with eren.

his dumbass prolly got caught too :(

you cracked under pressure during the trost mission ; you’d been absent for the drama up until this point—and you knew it was going to happen—but you’ve never seen death up close before.

to make matters worse , you were separated from the trio—which had become your lifeline.

you were probably about to die when reiner , of all people, came to your aid.

you had been trying to keep your distance from him and the rest of the warrior unit , hyperaware that their betrayal was imminent.

he knew it , too ; he knew that forming relationships with a devil of paradis was a bad thing.

but despite that ,

he wanted to.

as for your relationship with all the cadets—

reiner

i’m sorry but i’m a firm believer in loverboy! reiner—reiner who falls in love with any girl who’s kind to him—helps if she’s pretty. you have both ofc so yes , you piqued his interest , smiled in his direction , and he’s been smitten ever since

bertholdt

platonic : i feel like your friendship with bert is more of a silent understanding than anything ; he helped you out—saved your ass during the trost battle alongside reiner—when he didn’t have to. we all know he has feelings for annie though

romantic : now for wishful thinkers, he’d literally be so cute oml—he’s shy and isn’t assertive , but he melts when you’re around. always excited whenever you two are paired for literally anything.

annie

platonic : we all know she acts like she doesn’t care when in reality , she’s gone out of her way to help you numerous times.

romantic : to be completely honest , i’m not sure how annie would show romantic interest other than being more tolerant than usual.

marco

platonic : literally so sweet , always making sure you feel comfortable and happy , although you don’t really get to spend much time with him :(

romantic : still so sweet , just a bit more than usual—asking if you’re okay after missions , giving you his food , buying you small trinkets.

jean

platonic : jean can be belligerent at times , it’s the reason he only had one real friend ; with your foresight , you were willing to see past that. jean just wants to be liked—for people to see his talent. you did. jean appreciated that.

romantic : we all know he has a thing for mikasa but i don’t think his feelings for her are unshakable—if you catch them early , that is because we know he’s actually in love with her by s4 so. . .but he clearly has a thing for foreign women , strong women , and long dark hair so if you’ve got any of things : go for it!

sasha

platonic : sasha gets along with everyone , but you especially, just because you always give her your food ( baby doesn’t know it’s just bc you didn’t want it :( )

romantic : i wouldn’t go as far as to say that she’s aro but i feel like she’s not really romantically interested in anyone—in another life without titans , maybe. gives me the vibe of a friend who jokingly calls you “wifey” or gets “upset” when she sees you with someone until it’s suddenly not a joke anymore.

connie

i’m also a firm believer in perv! connie. WAIT HEAR ME OUT! he’s a closeted perv and never crosses any lines

i say closeted , but i should really just say “mildly perverted” bc he doesn’t even hide it—nigga literally took a double take when you came out of the barracks in your uniform for the first time.

he tried to laugh it off when you glanced at him but it was painful.

do not walk around in your athletic wear around him either , because he will say something ; you keep forgetting you live in an era where tank tops on women were “provocative” but it helped that no one really cared.

except connie bc—c’mon now—he’d never seen so much cleavage

once you became close enough , he’d always point and scream , “boobies!” at any sighting ( he’s such a child smh )

off topic but imagine teaching connie aave and modern slang—y’all gonna regret it—he will never shut up omfg

historia

platonic : she’d be that friend ; does your makeup , always has snacks , brushes and braids your hair—she’s quite literally the best.

romantic : ngl , i feel like historia would give zero indication that she likes you—mainly because she would act the exact same.

ymir

platonic : i think how she treats you depends on the kind of person you are ; let’s say the reader is sweet but still challenges her in a way—she likes that , and it’s always fun to trade playful jabs with you in the middle of life or death situations. ymir is just like that.

romantic : i’m sorry but no , historia only—I’M SORRY I HAVE A CRUSH ON HER TOO BUT IT JUST DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT

( okay for my wishful thinkers again : ymir is the kind to love from a distance—you can get on her protecting you with her life , but she knows you could never be fully happy with her )

mikasa

( i kind of already explained your relationships with the main three in the first half so i’ma just ramble here and you can take it how you will )

imagine being in that one scene from s3–y’know the one. resigned to her fate , mikasa smiles at you ; “you taught me how to live with a purpose , thank you”

she smiled at you , slender fingers intertwined with your eyes ; her gentle eyes letting you and eren know that it was okay—you could die like this—you three have lived a good life already. there’s no need to fight anymore.

she says your name. . .a lot

you two are attached at the hip , she gets active when you’re in danger , and she gets nervous when you two get separated—if she had it her way you’d still be sleeping in the same bed. It

mikasa is relatively soft with you ; you grew up living together after all. you were the first person to see her cry , and she openly talks about her worries with you

you know she’s afraid of being left alone , living alone , dying alone

you promised her you’d do everything together and she said “bet”

armin

likes to read with you

could and would listen to you ramble about anything for hours

he wants to help you see your ambitions through

i’m sorry but armin has an inferiority complex—so the idea of you doing anything or crying over him will break his heart and confuse him to no end.

i feel like armin gives the best hugs ; like he’s so warm and his breathing is so soft and soothing ; you two deadass fell asleep like that while cleaning the barracks.

( armin took the fall and levi made him clean the stables )

SEEING THE OCEAN WITH ARMIN—he was so so so so so pretty with the sea in his eyes and the breeze in his hair.

you were floating on your back , and he joined you ; you were just vibing , enjoying his presence when you heard him sniffling.

you turn to him ,“what’s wrong?”

“i’m just happy. this is—. . .” he turns to you , eyes wide with wonder and admiration.

“. . .everything i ever wanted”

eren

you’re his sunshine ; he’s all smiles and giggles whenever you’re around.

he’s not very verbally affectionate , but you find him gravitating towards you sometimes ; like deadass , you’ll be on the other side of the room and he’s slowly inching towards you.

pats your head a lot.

listen—i typically play the pacifist route but imagine starting the rumbling by eren’s side. . .that’s it.

y’all know i had to bring up the “what am i to you” scene

“eren!” you called , gripping mikasa’s sleeve as you stumble up the hill.

there stands eren , silhouette illuminated by the lanterns of the village below.

mikasa glanced at you , and you shrug ; she tugs you along with her as she continues to approach the boy.

you let go of her , allowing yourself to fall back—not wanting to break this moment. make no mistake , you had full intention of eavesdropping.

“everyone’s been looking all over for you—“

she noticed he was crying , and you began to walk away , “[y/n]” you jumped , glancing back to find eren staring right back at you.

“come here” he beckons , to which you stared wide-eyed for an embarrassingly long time.

you look to mikasa—who shares your expression—she isn’t much help , resulting in you having to approach him , not knowing what to expect.

eren looks away from you once again , “why’d you come looking for me?”

you stammered ,“what—because i was worried about you?” you looked at him like he was stupid.

“. . .why do you care. . .?”

mikasa raised a brow , and she intuitively understood what was going on ; she began to inch away without either of you noticing. well maybe eren noticed , but he wasn’t particularly concerned with that.

“because—“

“is it because we’re childhood friends?” he turns to you once again , walking closer to you.

“or is there some other reason?”

you turned to mikasa again , only to find her gone.

“eren—i—“

you knew you couldn’t fumble this , but you didn’t know what to say.

you remembered acting out what you’d do if he asked you this—but now that he was actually in front of you. . .eyes glassy , face dusted red , and lips raw from being gnawed on in his nervous state. . .you were at a loss for words.

your hand found your chest , a failed attempt at making your heart be still—but in your silence , you found an answer.

“you’re everything to me. . .—i , love you.”

you looked up at him again , and he smiled at you—for the first time in a long time , he smiled

he reached out to touch you , caressing your face before drawing closer to you ; he inched closer , and then pulled away—unsure and nervously.

he was shaking , and you were too ; but you’d been wishing for this kiss for a long time , so you leaned forward and pressed yourself into him

it was clear he didn’t know what he was doing but he had enthusiasm ; the years of built-up romantic tension helped.

slightly off-topic but i just imagine sasha bounding up the hill—“YES!” she fell to her knees in tears upon seeing her ship getting together.

↳ ❝ [tags] ¡! ❞

@y-yinyang , @cafesho

↳ ❝ [nova’s notes] ¡! ❞

considering making a series of this. . .lmk

bc i'm kind of in love with this

#anime #fanfic #eren x reader #black coded reader #attack on titan x reader #aot x female reader #mikasa x reader #armin x fem reader

[canonically47]

I need a full review of this episode please? SO much shit went down

based on popular demand and people coming in my asks with thoughts similar to mine, here is a full review of DCAS episode 2!

also, i love you guys for knowing how many thoughts i would have about this episode

right away, i had many thoughts about the magenta team’s dynamic, some more negative than others. jake and ashley became friends fast and i liked that! and james, my love! but then hunter and ally’s drama came in... hunter, i agree that you can’t memorize ALL games, but it was something she was talking about ON THE WAY HERE. i hate this guy and i feel like he’s kind of dumbed down compared to his original season, which he somehow winged until getting 4th place. (beta nick moment.)

i think fiore was more truthful and vulnerable this episode than we’re used to seeing her. and i am so happy alec stood up for her. i really think these two are going to get to merge and then make up and dominate the game.

tom is avoiding jake... i really wonder why. i was hoping he would have contacted him between seasons but nada. it’s sad to see tom, jake and miriam’s trio all split apart, and imo also somewhat of a bad choice. i think miriam should’ve been on tom’s team to talk some sense into him and get his side of the story, but maybe they’re going for something else.

it was very exciting to see the cyan team in action. tom and aiden bounce off each other so well, i love tess, gabby and ellie with all my heart and my sweet lake is doing so well <3

let me preface my thoughts about yul by saying i don’t like him because he’s a homophobic & racist asshole. that being said, i like that he and grett actually care about each other. i was worried he might be toxic - and there still is time for him to be, so i’m keeping an eye on him - and so did many people in my asks so i’m glad that’s not the case. still grett deserves better than him.

i strongly strongly STRONGLY DISLIKE how dumb jake & tom/hunter & ally are when it comes to their relationship issues. THEY ARE ADULTS. i think tom is 29 now, TWENTY-NINE, people! it’s laughable how much they act like teenagers in their first relationship and not like adults with life experience. i mean, sure, we all mature differently, but you would think they know how to communicate. apparently that is too much to ask. (and hunter is a little bitch.)

i agree with the jake anons. i didn’t think jake’s insecurities would be a big plot point until much later, to be totally honest. or rather i was hoping so. the fact that he got james out just for being a little bitch is insane. i knew fiore couldn’t go because, writing 101, she is very important to the story as an antagonist and we still need to see her growth and possibly make up with alec, even though logically she should’ve been the first to go; so i was very much hoping jake would be out. that way, both miriam and tom could see who they were on the show without having to worry about him. sadly we couldn’t get that.

i am however excited to see what aiden will do without james. they weren’t on the same team, but i’m curious how his performance will be affected by his boyfriend getting out.

side-note, i love how confident and trustful is james. he is so sure of aiden and knows he would never cheat on him, unlike jake who is a little bitch. my god i miss james so much already. he, fiore and ashley carried the team, now they’re down to only fiore and ashley.

alec has big plans and i like him for it. i just 1) don’t know what they are yet and 2) was hoping this was a good opportunity for jake to shine and stop doubting those he loves and instead those he hates. but no of course he still trusts his enemies. what an absolute dumbass. as i said in a discord server, human brains seek patterns and all of jake’s enemies telling him tom is cheating on him somehow is a pattern... so jake probably doesn’t even have a brain at this point.

i hate connor and riya’s romance subplot so much. riya is so annoying and hateful, and connor is old enough to be her dad. i dunno, age gaps just aren’t for me, even if it’s two consenting adults it’s just weird to me sorry.

cyan team carried. yellow team is somewhat of a mess but i can deal with them. magenta team is just mental and hard to watch. i really hope cyan team is the new team amazon, win challenge after challenge, and they all make merge. they deserve it. (maybe except tom. i’m still debating on whether i like him or not. he’s on thin ice.)

summary: fuck jake, fuck (???) tom, magenta team is a mess, yellow team is fine but connor and riya are hard to watch, cyan team carried, ALEC AND FIORE PLEASE MAKE UP I MISS YOU, yul is an okay boyfriend, a shit person and a fun character and i have mixed feelings on him and oh my god i cannot stress this enough: FUCK!!! JAKE!!!

#asks #my asks #anon #anonymous #anon asks #answered anon #answered asks #disventure camp #disventure camp all stars #disventure camp spoilers #odd nation cartoons #campamento desventura