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iphijaania · 1 year
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had to turn down a video call to see my new (prematurely-born) nephew because i'm in a seminar now. pain and agony
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stepmom · 2 years
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i haven't been nearly gay enough on this blog recently
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diorthiya · 11 months
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ASTRO OBSERVATIONS #3
• sun conjuct moon synastry is so overrated imo
• i know everyone and their mother says this but men that have taurus mercury have the SEXIEST voices ever. it’s like deep and comforting
• i feel like the house where your lilith is placed matters more than the sign itself
• it feels so liberating going from 12th house transits to 1rst house ones
• the sassy man award goes to men with more than 1 scorpio placement 😭😭 (especially mars and venus)
• venus square saturn is THE milf/dilf placement
• scorpio moons love hot showers (and orgasms🤭)
• virgo moons are quite the workaholics
• taurus risings are the sweetest people ever
• im always going through a 5th house transit when something exciting happens in my love life .
• natives with neptune in the 10th house tend to be an icon/star
• i’ve never met a loyal taurus venus person . they always got hoes 😀 but they’re possessive over all of them 💀
• this is just a theory but i think that your sun sign traits fully gets shown when you’re with someone that has their personal placements in your 8th house
• women with libra sun conjunct venus have low standards when choosing a partner. please stand up😔
• gemini placements attracting sagittarius placements is a never ending saga (and vice versa) but i love to see it
• men with aquarius venus are so fashionable
(this is purely based on MY observations and it doesn’t mean that it applies to YOU)
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scorpioracha · 1 year
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Dating Jeongin
Hi guys im sorry Innie’s took so long to write but I hope you enjoy this one!! This has not been proofread yet so if there’s typos it be like that💀You know the deal, comments,reblogs,likes,etc
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Yang Jeongin 양 정인
-whenever I think about dating Innie I just think of that shy first love kind of crush that has him stumbling over his feet and acting hella dumb💀 baby bread has no game and I’m so sorry to say it, this is an Aquarius man. His was of shooting his shot is staring in your direction like 😐 and then getting back to the dorms to ✨manifest you✨
-It takes a while for this boy to even establish a friendship—let alone even let his mind wander to dating. And when I say it takes a while, it takes a WHILE. This boy has been oogling over you since god’s menu was just an idea in the studio💀 you were a friend of their choreographer and he would just kinda 🧍🏻‍♂️ whenever you were in the dance studio. You held an unofficial official position at JYP, mainly running little errands,picking up coffee for the boys,etc. usually whenever you had free time.
-Hyunjin’s evil ass dubbed you dance studio bae and of course being the hyung’s they were, they wasted no time in teasing the boy both in and out of the group chat. Poor baby bread was a red bean bun half the time you were around😔
-You honestly thought he didn’t like you at first, he rarely spoke, and when he did kept it extremely formal—he wouldn’t even look you in your eyes when you handed him whatever he needed. Everyone was more or less friendly and you thought he was just shy.
-you didn’t let it bother you too much because vying??? For a MANS attention??? Absolutely not. whenever there was down time in the studio or you were called in on the odd day the boys weren’t practicing you realized the other seven were all pretty friendly. You got Channie’s seal of approval and the rest of them took to you pretty quickly. You earned yourself the nickname ‘little mom’ as you couldn’t help but fuss sometimes, you still had a job to do.
-This caused Jeongin to realize two things about himself. One, he’s the jealous type. And two, he doesn’t like that shit at all. If you thought he was shy at first he was just downright cold now.
-you could see him out of the corner of your eye grimacing half the time and the other half his face was just blank.
-It all came to a head one day when you got sick of his bullshit. It was a recording day and you were plucked alongside the rest of the staff to help keep up with busy work. You work exhausted. Channie needed a towel, Hyunjin needed coffee, Jisung couldn’t find his anxiety meds and Seungmin was being a brat—you were worn absolutely thin and it was going to be a long day. You brushed past Jeongin to help Jisung rifle through his backpack because he said and quote ‘moms find everything’ when Jeongin had the nerve to scoff. You had never about faced so quickly in your life.
“Yang Jeongin-ssi, I’m done with your princess attitude”you said, “you can dislike me, but you will not disrespect me”
He was baffled to say the least, and you had to deal with Bang Chan’s numerous apologies and stuttering explanations of how he doesn’t even know what happened or how Jeongin wasn’t really like this. You weren’t hearing it. The rest of that day was spent in uncomfortable silence.
-After that incident Jeongin was better, but there was still something off about him. You could always feel his eyes on you whenever you got a little too close to the others, it was really starting to get on your nerves.
-You finally got fed up enough to bring the issue to Chan and this man could not hold it together. Like you were so close to beating his ass because what was so funny🤨
-He told you to just go speak to Jeongin yourself and when you did, he was back to the shy and awkward little fox you originally knew him as. It took you exactly .02 seconds to connect the dots and when you did you honestly felt kinda flattered
“Yang Jeongin, do you like me?”
He got so defensive oml
“N-no! Why would you think that??!” But his rosy cheeks and flickering eyes were answer enough.
You just patted his cheek and said, “maybe actually spend some time with me and we can see where this goes, yeah?”
-From that moment on, you started to see a new side of him. He was no longer Yang Jeongin, he became Jeongin who smiled with a shy thank you when you handed him his coffee. Jeongin who tried to catch your eye during rehearsal and grinned when he had your attention. Then eventually Innie who weaseled his way out practice sometimes via maknae privileges to join you on your errands.
“I don’t want y/n-ah to be alone”he’d mumble
-That’s how you found yourself with in a Starbucks of all places laughing at a story from one of his childhood trips to the beach, iced americanos forgotten on the side. It was the first snow of the year and you still couldn’t fathom why they all wanted cold drinks. A simple twenty minute errand turned into almost two hours of you two trading stories back and forth. He was elated to know how familiar you were with Busan and went on a tangent about how beautiful it was.
-Sadly this was cut short by Bang Chan himself showing up at the Starbucks with his 😐 face to drag you to back to the company.
-There was an unspoken agreement that you two were going to see each other again.
-you learned that the real Yang Jeongin was a complete gentleman. Your second ‘hangout’ was spent walking around a mall as it was too cold to be outside longer than necessary. Jeongin greeted you with a hot coffee and blushing his way through explaining how he remembered you preferred hot drinks. As you went from store to store you soon realized whatever you touched ended up in his shopping bag. You thought it was a coincidence at first until your eyes had lingered on a shirt for too long and you found the sleeve peeking out of one of his bags. You drew the line when you entered a jewelry shop and he looked like a kid caught in the cookie jar when you told him to put the earrings back.
“I just wanted to…I..Y/n I really like spending time with you”he said, you went to speak but he quickly shook his head. “I had this whole thing planned out cause I’m not too good with words but…I would really like to continue spending time with you”
You felt your heart almost beat out of your chest “what are you saying Jeongin?”
“Be mine y/n…please?”
You couldn’t help but slap the back of his neck “Yang Jeongin, you idiot” nothing more was said but you did leave the jewelry store with the earrings in tow and his hand in yours. Close enough that your hips bumped and you could smell his cologne clinging to his winter coat.
-Things were different after that and because of him you learned that different could be good. He loved to tease and be teased by his hyungs and that soon got extended to you. Wiping off your kisses,sticking his foot out to trip you and randomly chasing you through the building were a few of the things he was known for.
-But he still smiled all the way to his eyes whenever you showed up even though you were there multiple times a week. Even in all his teasing he was still a doter. Coming over to kiss the top of your head in between run throughs, handing you his phone to order food and forcing you to go home when you came in dead on your feet.
-He may be the maknae of skz but he was still hyung at home and that kinda status isn’t something you shake easily. Older than you or not he still treated you like his baby, he was going to take care of you in whatever way he could. He was a lot more mature than he usually lead on, obviously he had to be.
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-as we established Jeongin has a jealous streak that goes a mile wide. Now that he’s more secure in your relationship with each other it’s not so bad, but it’s still so easy to push his buttons if you know what you’re looking for.
-All inhibitions go out the window if you test him and you’ll find yourself in the nearest lockable room with your panties down and his tee shirt in your mouth. he’ll say the filthiest things too while he’s pounding into you, it’s like he comes a different person.
“You just love to piss me off huh? You like when I snap, right?”he whispered in your ear, “if you wanna be fucked like a whore you can just ask and not act like one”
-He’s the type to want you to scream so everyone can know you’re just girl, but with the idol image comes idol responsibility. He satiates the urge by having your cunt dripping on the floor and down the black denim of his pants. He likes when you mark him up just as much as he marks you.
-He is big on hickies, once again idol responsibilities his can’t be visible but he loves when you suck on his hip bones and thighs before he’s forcing his cock back down your throat. You are not safe from hickies either, invest in a real good concealer or just deal with never being able to wear low cut tops because he’s obsessed with your tiddies. He loves the way they look, the way they taste and how pretty your chest looks covered in his bites and he bites hard.
-He’s only programmed with two modes, making love and fucking. Unless it’s an anniversary or you specifically asked him for it, you’re fucking. Hard,fast and nasty. He’s the type to spit into your mouth and tell you swallow it for daddy like the good girl you are with that stupid smirk on his face.
-and shiii ay ay captain 🫡
-We all know about Channie but this is the other one with the daddy kink. It’s unexpected but that’s exactly what Aquarius’ are. He treats you like a princess in public but has you cuffed to his bed with a wand on your clit in private. And don’t get me wrong, he’s also got a praise kink.
He’ll be railing you from behind and drapes himself over your chest to say “does it feel good jagi? Is daddy doing a good job for you? Show me how good I’m doing by cumming all over my cock, yeah?”
-Y’all try to reverse the roles a few times but you just get too nervous with his piercing gaze on you and he can’t help but coo at you and wrap you up in his arms cause fuck if that wasn’t the cutest thing he’s ever seen.
-but if you could actually get past his stare and stoic demeanor, he wouldn’t be too opposed to being on the receiving end…
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astrodoll2 · 2 years
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🧜🏻‍♀️Astrology observations part 3🧜🏻‍♀️
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I know so many cancer risings drawn to the moon and love the moon which makes sense since they’re ruled by the moon but if it is at 29° I notice they tend to love the sun much more or prefer day vs night which might be bc it is a leo degree or because they were just minutes away from being a leo rising which is ruled by the sun, they might also relate more to the description of a leo rising
11th house stellium with Lilith and Aquarius signature on the inside I had a hard time learning to accept myself because I always felt weird and like I couldn’t fit in with other people, no matter how hard I tried I could not “act normal” I felt like I always said the wrong things which would make me later on regret speaking and I also had a hard time accepting my sexuality. It’s been a journey learning to be authentic without the need of approval.
Sun square moon, sun square Uranus, moon conjunct Uranus can you tell I had emotionally unavailable parents who had a hard time getting along🫠
I love saturn energy I just feel like I can relate to them, they aren’t boring they probably just had a difficult childhood and had to learn to mature/grow quickly so they don’t let alot of people in because of that which doesn’t allow most people to see who they really are underneath the serious exterior, they’re also just so reliable and dependable which I really appreciate because I encounter way too many people who aren’t, you guys are really slept on but I guess that means more for me:)
Mercury square Mars 🤝🏻 impulsively let’s their anger out onto others then later comes to regret it and feel bad when they’ve calmed down
^Also Mercury square mars can come off unintentionally aggressive/rude without realizing it because they are so frank and to the point especially if Mercury is in an earth or fire sign
Sagittarius placements are always into that bohemian/hippie style which is really fitting since they’re ruled by jupiter they also always give me the vibe of someone with a yellow aura and they have such pretty smiles
Eros conjunct ascendant I have this and I can vouch for y’all we’re hot✋🏻 😔
Apollo in the 1st house gives off sun/leo energy loving to stand out and show off your beauty
Mars conjunct neptune 🤝🏻 your energy being so magnetic but in a mystical way it’s like you really draw people in to your own little world
Prominent Neptune in your chart aspects to mars/venus/moon may not need a physical relationship so it can be long distance or just someone you don’t see as often simply because they love to fantasize about them and they know it’s better in their heads than reality so they might try to keep a distance to keep the idealization going in their head
Mercurial dominant men 🤝🏻 attractive slender man
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Synastry/composite
Fire dominant composite chart can bring so much passion to the relationship you might feel very energetic with this person
Pisces moon and Venus composite gets a bad rep for having unrealistic expectations for the relationship but I think these are really cute placements the relationship is so dreamy and you really do get those butterflies everytime you see or speak to them it’s like it doesn’t matter if you talk everyday or haven’t spoken in years once you’re together those feelings come back because they’ll never fully disappear I feel like you will always have a soft spot for this person and the relationship you had
South node in the 4,7,8,12 could signify past life connections, you might feel as if you’ve known them forever
Someone’s ascendant falling in your 3rd house can really almost make you see that person either as a sibling/family or as if you’ve known them since your childhood regardless they will feel very familiar and warm/comforting to be around
Having 8th house placements both in synastry and the composite chart god good luck you will most likely end up obsessed with that person or the relationship and you might not even know why you like them so much or what keeps pulling you back but it’s like a never ending cycle of being drawn back to them (could be karmic so be mindful of that)
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theotherbuckley · 7 months
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Get to know me :)
Tagged by @thewolvesof1998 <3
Last song:
Favourite color: Purple
Currently watching: Unforgettable
Last movie: RWRB I think
Sweet/spicy/savoury: I have a major sweet tooth but I also love spicy food
Relationship status: Single
Current obsession: 911 (I am so hyperfixated on it, it is not okay, my uni work does not appreciate this, I am so very excited for Ao3 wrapped because my words read is gonna be insane)
Last thing you googled:  I look through my search history and its all just Ao3 so..
nicknames: Purple, Mayz (my name is Mayzie)
zodiac: Aquarius
height: 5'0 😭
favorite music: uhhhhhhh I never know what to say for this.. maybe like pop rock I think is what Spotify calls it
followers: 140
following: 111
do you get asks: I have had like a total of 4
amount of sleep: I get 8+ hours of sleep every night and wake up tired regardless :) my body loves me so much
what are you wearing: Hoodie and track pants - it's supposed to be spring but I'm cold
dream job: Doctor (don't ask what type I'm not there yet)
languages: English (both my parents are bilingual in different languages but nobody taught me 😔)
random fact: my go-to is normally that I know like 112 digits of pi so
aesthetic: uhhhhhhh, idk man. Whatever I like I like.
currently reading: Well I just finished the new PJO book yesterday... and then I will be reading exuberant amounts of fanfic (I have so many open tabs on my phone)
No pressure tags: @wildlife4life @your-catfish-friend @rainbow-nerdss @cal-daisies-and-briars @ladydorian05 @king-buckley @housewifebuck @eddiebabygirldiaz
I am once again saying that idk who to tag! If you want to do it pls do! if you don't wanna be tagged in future tag games please let me know
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mistydeyes · 8 months
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Hiya, I’ve absolutely fallen in love with your writing (especially because you don’t leave Gaz out 😌) and Was wondering if I could get a match up for one of the cod boys?
I use she/her pronouns and am probably what most people consider to be the bi gamer girl stereotype. My MBTI is E/INFP (just noticed we’re the same!) as I tend to swing wildly between intro and extroversion. I do enjoy being social but I’ve also got some pretty extreme anxiety. I’m not big into astrology but when people find out my big three are Aquarius/Aries/Aries they’re not surprised.
I’m an Aussie and am 170cm tall so I’m not used to being much shorter than most people (growing up I was a head taller than literally everyone so I may have developed a complex 😔) I played lots of sports growing up and am actually joining the navy soon.
My fashion sense mostly consists of Adam Sandler like attire or slutty club fit with docs. I love board games/video games/dodgeball etc and am wildly competitive. I hate cooking and suck at it completely, and my room always looks like a bomb site. I love roller coasters and the beach, but only if there’s waves. I have a degree in history/geography and am 100% a cat person. I have a care bear tattoo and would have more if I wasn’t broke. I’m a very physically affectionate person and I cry a lot over media and am very sensitive but not in a way that I’ll get upset over someone insulting me, more in a I’d cry if I stood on a cats tail. I’m very loud and once you get some alcohol in me I am the life of the dance floor even though I can’t dance.
Kyle "Gaz" Garrick
a/n aww thank you so much for requesting! i hate when people leave gaz out so yk I'LL always make sure he's included :) also love a fellow INTP!
How you met: Military You fanned yourself as you entered the large school building. Despite your Navy uniform consisting of a long white skirt and blouse, the Australian heat was making it unbearable. You had the unfortunate assignment of attending a career day at one of the local school's to talk about your unique career path. You were directed by the secretary to chat with a few other military personnel before the presentation. Eventually, you saw a friend from the Australian Army chatting with another man. As you approached, you noted that his uniform was significantly different than yours as indicated by the colors and adornments. "Private!" you exclaimed as he turned to you, "fancy seeing you here." You chatted regarding a few important life events before he directed your attention to the man next to him. "This is Sergeant Garrick," he introduced as you shook his hand, "Sergeant and previous Special Air Service member." You couldn't help but laugh slightly. "A Brit? What's he doing here?" you joked and Kyle returned with a smile. "Thought I see what your military is about," he began and you couldn't help but swoon with his pronunciation, "might make me consider joining myself." You continued to jab at the difference in your countries until your friend found himself in another conversation. You didn't mind being left with Kyle as it offered you the opportunity to discuss why you enlisted following your competitive nature and how you had previously gone to school for a history and geography degree. "So why are you here?" he asked but your explanation was cut off with the opening remarks from principal. You sat down next to Kyle, hoping you could continue you conversation over dinner.
A peek into your relationship: "You call this a beach?" you asked as you finally arrived at your destination. Your boyfriend, Kyle, laughed as you looked at the rocky shores of Brighton. While it was beautiful and you loved the pastel homes, it was far from what you knew back in Australia. "Trust me I would bring you here for more than just the beach, love," he reassured and directed you along the boardwalk. As you walked with your hands interlaced, you were led into a large game center. The color-technic lights of the various arcade games and crane machines lit the room as you adjusted from the bright sun outside. "Heard you were competitive," he joked with a smirk on your face and you knew today would be a challenge.
"Fuck me!" Kyle groaned as you won yet another round in Mario Kart. "For someone in the SAS, you sure don't have a lot of skills," you teased and collected your reward tickets. You and Kyle were evenly matched but it was clear your competitive spirit was putting you slightly ahead of the competition. As you wandered around, you saw a row of crane machines. "I hate those," you mumbled and it was as if a light turned on in Kyle's mind. He held your hand as you looked at each one, finally trying your luck with a machine full of Care Bears. As you complained over how they were a scam and impossible to win, a determined Kyle placed a token in and went to work. As you leaned over his shoulder, you were shocked when he picked up a large plush Care Bear and dropped it into the basket. "What the hell," you mumbled as he retrieved the price for you. "There are some things the Navy doesn't teach you," he beamed before kissing you on the cheek. The rest of the day you pondered a few things. First, what was the set of skills he had alluded to? and second, would it be possible to get another tattoo of this bear?
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soobinspet · 6 months
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NSFW thoughts about txt!!! Anythingggg based on astrology specially Soobin 🥲
Yessss I have a looooot of thoughts so lemme tell u…
Soobin and I are both Sagittarius so I feel like I can perfectly imagine what his sexual behaviour would be . I’m not taking his Venus accountable rn I’m just talking about his Sun. Sagittarius are always giggling during sex, always so smiley, they just make the moment so much fun. Soobin would be exactly like that. You’d be laughing so much BUT if I had to talk about the real sexual act on itself I’d say that sex with Soobin would be rough, fiery and definitely full of nasty words. He’d love dirty talk so much. Sagittarius have really high sex drive so I can tell for a fact he’d get hard for the dumbest reasons multiple times a day AND Sagittarius are explorer so Soobin wants to try basically everything that he can possibly do. IN CONCLUSION Soobin loves sex and is good at it, he’s a shy,funny,smiley sex partner, having sex with him would be sm fun and it’ll probably leave you a bit sore lol (I want it so bad 🤩)
I can’t help but think about a threeway with Soobin and Yeonjun 😔 a Virgo and a Sagittarius, no pity. They’d be so rough on you and maybe even a bit humiliating. I see them being into so many kinky things but I love to think about them specifically enjoying making u squirt (going crazy behind my phone rn). They’d make u cum over and over again… Soobin would probably be the one to tell Yeonjun to go easy on u lol. Yeonjun would be the nastiest,roughest out of both of them. He’d love hearing u beg and cry for his dick. Uuugh I’m going feral…
Lemme tell u about Taehyun a bit… this man would be cold asf, the sex would be great but once he’s done with u, he just wouldn’t give a single fuck about u lol. He’s an Aquarius, a reaaaal Aquarius and i hate to admit that as i wish i could imagine Taehyun being a sweet, dedicated fucker, but he’s not. Sooo I imagine him being into free use. Him using u ofc. He just wants to do what “””has””” to do lol. He’d want u to lay there and let him do what he feels like doing. He wouldn’t really care about u so he doesn’t care if his words hurt you…he’d have the dirtiest mouth ever. But it’s okay because it’s him 🥰
All of this just to say that I want them all to destroy me rn
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okay but how do I get at this Aquarius man I think he’s the loml 😔
Aqua men love when you show interest in what they like because they think their interests are so niche and sometimes weird so if someone else gets it they take notice to that. Let them talk and vent about whatever, they like when you can be their lover and therapist (unhealthy yes but it's true)
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silverfoxlou · 1 year
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nope his fatal flaw is he is an aquarius. My man never learns😔
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robyns8thnest · 2 years
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Well, boy drama obviously. Cue: repeating same karmic lessons because I'm a dumb bitch. Wait, that's another lesson for me. To love myself. Ugh. But here it goes. I recently started talking to this guy L, who is an Aquarius sun, Taurus moon and Aries rising. I'm a Taurus sun, scorpio moon and Libra rising. I have my Venus in 8th house in Taurus and he has it in 12th house of pisces. I checked our synastry and his sun (and 4 other planets) fall in my 4th house, his venus falls in my 6th house, moon in 8th house and my moon falls in his 7th house. There were a lot of placements that screamed marriage synastry. I was fascinated. Got several readings on me. Everyone said he's bad news, sneaky, but my guides want me to continue talking to him. So, I did. I was frustrated though. I could sense something wrong. I ignored my intuition. Shared too much. We sexted, talked, it felt so validating to have someone adore me especially when I'm so bloody unloved and insecure. I come from a dysfunctional family and I grew up hating myself. He loved all my flaws. He was very accepting of them. I gave him access to parts of me I didn't want to because idk what I was thinking. I trusted the readings + astrology blindly. He's from my city and we practice same profession (law). I told him how he's a fuckboy, he's had many flings, he drinks everyday till 3 in the night, parties with his friends, we barely talk, he flirts and sexts but said he loves me and jokingly said wants to marry me and raise kids lol within a month and I was taken aback. He keeps saying he wants to me have sex with me or atleast go on a date or talk on a call.he knows about my childhood trauma too. I felt like it was a booty call. Texting in wee hours of the night. Too many red flags. He said he'd check our chicks out on the beach even if we start dating (he asked me out) because he's being honest and I should appreciate it. Idk I gathered courage and told him I don't see this going anywhere and stopped talking two days ago. He said he's not friends with his exes. I'm not sure if I'm an ex but yeah. Texted him hi today out of desperation. Now, his playboy phase doesn't seem to be over. I'm also not accepting of his drinking and smoking habits. He's into heavy BDSM and so am I. However, he said he enjoys slapping women. In bedroom of course. Which seemed like a red flag 🚩 not to kink shame but umm no. I'm terrified if he'll strike a conversation if we ever happen to bump into each other. A reader finally said he's sneaky and has malicious intentions. He's probably in only for sex. Sent me voice notes with fake accent lol. But hey, I knew I had to let him go. I wanted someone else to confirm it. The reader did. They told me he'll use some information against me. Idk what it is. But I'm scared now. :( idk why I attract so much drama. Fml. Fucking aries venus (in sidereal) 😭😭😭😭😭😭 sorry for the long vent 😔
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You should not be sorry about sharing when I asked you to do that. First, we both have Scorpio moon and venus in 8th.....what are the chances?? I also come from a dysfunctional family so I know how hard it is to know if someone is taking advantage of you or not. I am also an Aries Venus but in western... so yeah, I understand.
If someone is nice to you and then asks you to be thankful for a trait that should be considered a bare minimum, it is a major red flag. Also, WTF !!! Marriage and children within a month.....that man is desperate to have you girl and is bad news.....save yourself the trouble and don't contact him ever again.
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hello hello !! may I request a JJK MATCHUP ? tq <3 I am all caught up w/ the manga
I'd like a MALE match please and I use MIRROR(ED) PRNS ! u can js search it up in google since im tryna keep this as short as possible khdjfg </3
I am an AQUARIUS sun, VIRGO moon, and CAPRICORN rising as well as an ISTP (MBTI) and this is not stated in the rules but I am a type 9 (enneagram)
now onto PERSONALITY, uh lets just say that I dont give off intimidating vibes like,, AT ALL </3 one of my friends literally told me that a leaf gently hitting their face is scarier than me, idk anymore fjjkhd
just by that description alone, u can tell that im considered a v NICE person, I do try my best to come off as FRIENDLY / WELCOMING as much as possible :D
uhh another description is "GOLDEN RETRIEVER VIBES, head empty and kinda stupid but heart vv full" </3 I like to play around with my friends a lot and like,, be a bit of a bully to them FJSJKHD /lh but it's okay, its js tough love 😔🤞💘
u could say that im a PEOPLE PLEASER now that im typing this out LMAO im vv PATIENT & will rarely and I mean RARELY get mad at my loved ones <3
uh this is the more negative stuff since I feel like giving most of my positive traits is unfair, need to balance it out w/ the bad stuff yk ahah🏃🏽‍♀️ I suffer from gifted kid burnout & I overthink </3 I tend to be like,, too hard on myself and I often think that "mistakes = failure" its just the way I was raised, im trying to get over it dhfjkdgf BUT ANYWAYS I kin miwa & yuta (he's the love of my life btw🤞) if it helps :D
LIKES : coffee in the morning, rainy/cold weather, spacing out and daydreaming LMAO, warm hugsrgsgs <3
DISLIKES : arguments, violence, flying insects, eye contact (I cant keep eye contact for the sake of my LIFE, I dont necessarily dislike it but eye contact is js so,, awkward SJKHD)
LOVE LANGUAGE ; physical affection & quality time 100%
in a relationship, id rlly like the fact that fact that somebody considers me SPECIAL and all of the POTENTIAL ROMANTIC MOMENTS idkkjdhfs I think I read too much romance novels, man
uhh since this is jjk, id dislike the constant worrying abt them NOT COMING BACK HOME ifykwim </3 but aside from that, nothing else
how would they react to me staying up 'til like 2am ? im an insomniac and am vv curious FJSHBD
what if they saw my drawings of them ? idk, I tend to draw the ppl I find pretty a lot and if I were to be in a relationship w someone, my sketchbook will most definitely be filled with drawings of them
possible dates that we could go to ? 👀
anddd that's all :D I rlly hope this isn't too long ? I tried my best to keep it short fhskhjsd </3 anyways, I hope u have a great rest of ur day <333
YOUR MATCH IS… MEGUMI FUSHIGURO !
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NOTE: i’m going to be honest and say that i usually skip the whole sun, moon, and rising thing ✋🏻 so if you’ve sent me a match-up, i may or may have not actually searched stuff about that specifically. anyways, i think your match-up is a good length! it’s not an essay so i appreciate it bestie 😩🙌🏻‼️ a fun little thing is that you remind me of an oc of mine in some ways ☝🏻
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we all know at this point about megumi’s sort of preference in a partner— someone unshakable and kind (pretty much). he sorta needs a partner that would balance out his “darker” (idk how to word it 💀) attitude
being with megumi is special itself. megumi isn’t the type to open up easily, and people usually have to worm their way into his heart. but megumi let you in willingly, and he doesn’t regret it
a trope i would put you and megumi with would be classmates to lovers or former classmates to lovers, given that being a jujutsu sorcerer isn’t something you’d seem to do
megumi tries to spend as much time as he can with you but considering his job as a sorcerer, it can get hard at times. in the end, you two make it out alright
if it’s after a rough mission that he’s coming to visit, he’d just want to lay down with you in bed in your arms (my bb needs comfort)
a situation of this would be when yuji “died”. megumi would silently show up at your doorstep with a downcast expression and you know immediately that he needed you
in a sort of affectionate way, megumi would call you an idiot for always daydreaming and zoning out. he’d lightly knock on your head, “cal? you there?”
coffee in the morning is always a must whenever he comes over. something he’ll appreciate so much is if you make him some black coffee, just as he likes it
he is so hesitant to let you come over to the technical school and meet everyone, though. you met gojo in middle school and the man literally embarrassed megumi in front of you 💀 megs doesn’t want a repeat
he’s never found himself to be disappointed in you. megumi knows that mistakes are made, especially because he’s made multiple himself
sometimes megumi can be caught off-guard when he finds you awake at 2 am. he knows that it’s something you can’t really help, but he has a heart attack whenever he sees you standing in the dark in the kitchen at 1 in the morning (mans just wanted a cup of water before going back to bed ✋🏻)
since you worry a lot about if megumi will come back alive from a mission or not, he sometimes tends to hide the fact that he has a mission. especially when it’s something like shibuya, he hid it at first but the truth was bound to come out when news spread all over the country
dates i can think of are; cafe dates, art museum dates, or just simple indoor dates where you two eat and waste the hours away talking or watching something on television
megumi smiles when he finds out that you’ve drawn him (you know how hard it can be to make this boy do so???). the day he finds out, he’s simply by your side more than usual. “you know i love you more than i say right, cal?”
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jentlemahae · 1 year
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Well I remember a certain someone pretending to be a mahae enthusiast only when I pointed out to them they seemed to like jaehyun a not so normal amount... Hmmm.... Wondering who that could be?
well! i may have attempted to suppress my attraction to him but that’s understandable given that he is a hot aquarius man 💔😔 unfortunately, there are certain things that cannot be denied </2
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stepmom · 2 years
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I dont know who your aquarius man is. but every time u name him, in my minds eye, it is charlie day. Sorry.
babe i'm very sorry to say that i have no idea who that is please forgive me😔💖
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Placements That Are Lowkey Red Flags 👀
Hi everyone! Some of my other posts are sickeningly sweet, and while I love making those, I've decided we need a change. Y'all deserve to be put in your fuckin place lmao. Anyway, enjoy my bullying <3
Please note: PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU'RE EASILY HURT! THIS IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY! Also, this is just my opinion, and as always, there are never any bad placements. I'm a stranger on the internet, what I think about your placement literally could not matter less. Another reminder that (as I said before) there are no bad placements, and it's all about how you use them :)
- I've gone on about this before, so I won't rant too much, but Libra Sun men. They got the Mansplain and Manipulate, but none of the Malewife 😔💔. They are no good. Not a fan!!! Something I didn't talk about in my last post is the way they kinda gaslight?? I can't provide any examples you just gotta believe me. Underdeveloped Libra Sun men are just such people pleasers that they'll totally change themselves to fit you, and you end up becoming friends and trying to build a connection with someone who isn't real. Very ingenuine, can't stand up for what they believe in because what they believe in is so flimsy, can't have a real relationship. Sorry guys <3
- Scorpio Moon. Now, I definitely have met nice Scorpio Moons, I'm even friends with some!! (Only one, but you know). They are just so black and white?? You know exactly where you stand. Which is great!! Except for when they don't like you. It doesn't even take a whole lot to piss them off! Sometimes they're just off and decide they don't like you. And they get mean. Then when they feel better, expect you to be fine?? No sir, you just ruthlessly insulted me in front of everyone. Why would be be besties again, immediately?? Sort your shit out please and thank you🙏
- Taurus Sun/Mercury. Y'all are sus. You would chew me out for a petty or stupid reason, and not let up even once I apologise. Y'all are also the type to double-down when you realise you are wrong. My Aqua Mercury will fight you to the death, because I do the same thing and arguing with you gets us nowhere. Just suck it up and admit I'm always right smh 🙄🙄.
- Gemini Venus. Flaky?! Just stick to the damn plans man. Yes, I know you hate how I need at least 3 business-days notice before we hang out. But I hate how you're able to just get up and *DO* things??That feels scary and irresponsible and like disaster waiting to happen. You're scary. Also, if ANYONE is going to get cancelled, it's you guys. Probably cyberbullied a child or something idk. Gossipy. Should be feared by those who don't want to be talked about.
- Aquarius Mars. Oh you DEFINITELY cyberbully people. Also probably ghost people. It's mostly because they pissed you off, or have different political opinions to you, or wanted too much from you. I get it, they deserved it. But that doesn't mean you can just stop all communication. That's mean </3. Please learn to use your words and communicate, I'm actually begging.
- Aries Moon. Please shut up. For once. I say that with affection and understand, but god do I mean it. I don't care if it's funny, I don't care if it'll be a great story, I don't care if it makes you look cool. That's a stupid thing to do and you WILL get in trouble. Don't be stupid. Y'all need a full time babysitter. Mostly if you have other fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) or air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) placements, but this still goes for all Aries Moons in one way or another.
Okay everyone! This is all my bullying for today. I'm really sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings! That was not my intention. All of this was said as a joke (my love language is making fun of people lol). Thank you so much for reading, and tell me what you think! Sending you all so much love <333
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BTS IDEAL TYPE:
(this is an intuitive based reading+my own analysis of the boys. I am not 100% sure obviously but I will try my best)
Jin:
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Personality: Someone with power,ceo vibes, successful in their field, passionate about everything,screams dom energy, elegant, reserved, mysterious but also spontaneous, motherly,caring, intelligent,knows how to use their intelligence,good communication skills, ambivert,reserved to others;open to him, trustworthy,some with a lot of knowledge (he said knowledge is power) intuitive,honest,takes care of others, independent. Listens to him,let's him take control most of the time.(lmao I can't relate). Someone very mature,I don't think age matters to him much as he said he is willing to date someone 10 years younger than him. So I guess someone who is mature will catch his attention.
Appearance: Now this is actually surprising but I feel he would like someone pale to a little tanned skin. Athletic, muscular or toned body. He might also like someone chubby. Beautiful hair. He is handsome so his partner needs to be 'conventionally" beautiful as well. Someone with classy or no makeup look. Beautiful smile. I am not sure about his sexual orientation,but I do feel he likes male who have charming smile,shorter but muscular physique as well.
Suga:
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Personality: Not complicated personality. Emotionally intelligent. Loves and understands music like him. Someone who would give him space when needed. Cuddle together a lot. Someone who can understand when he needs attention because Suga might not openly show emotion all the time. A good cook. A good home maker. Someone with a stable job, preferably a house wife/husband is suited more to him. Someone who can cater to his needs when necessary. Someone who has a strong personality,but is actually very cute and shy. Someone who can stand up against others when needed. Someone maybe,I see medical. Idk why,but I kept seeing medical for him so maybe like someone who is a doctor or nursing or elementary school teacher.
Appearance: Honestly? Suga doesn't care. But if I had to. Maybe like black,red aesthetic? I see him being into those badass cute girls/boys. But honestly,Suga DOES NOT care about appearance much. I feel he is a pansexual (completely my opinion) so yeah, winning over Suga is solely personality based.
Jhope
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Personality: He is an Aquarius like me so maybe someone who is non-judgmental. Someone who always has a book in their hand?? I see him dating someone with very high knowledge,might as well be into philosophical people. Someone who is very honest and straightforward but also very respectful. Someone whom he can take care of. Someone ,again,who is of very high position,has a lot of degrees under their belt. I see him dating someone from philosophy or engineering field. Someone good with technology. Someone whom he can trust (Jhope has been cheated in the past😔). Someone with a lot of patience. Someone who will wait before they get into a relationship. Someone who has eyes only on him. Someone who can cook very well. Someone innocent.
Appearance: Bad bitch type people. Lol. Like you know,hot nerds,thick body, beautiful hair,nice smile. Tanned skin. I see him dating someone with tanned skin. Someone with good hip movement? Lmao. Also,another one who might date chubby s/o. But actually have a cute face. So thicc body+ cute face combination. (He wants to corrupt his s/o).
Idk about his orientation but he can be bi. It's an Aqua thing I have noticed.
Namjoon
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Personality: Someone with very high knowledge, curiosity,will to learn and improve. He would like someone who has a lot to give to him, knowledge wise. Someone into arts and philosophy. Actually for him, knowledge in any form is precious. So yeah,you need to brush up on your facts if you wanna date this man. Someone with a strong personality,someone who can hold debates,not back down easily. Believe in what they think is right. Proving people wrong. Someone who is mysterious,has a lot of tricks up their sleeve. Someone mature. Can handle themselves. Someone who is a good cook. Someone like a lawyer, I am seeing for him. Someone who reads and knows a lot.
Appearance: Again,I honestly feel Namjoon gives 0% shit to how you look. Your personality is something he will notice. But of course he has mentioned he likes people who keep it casual. But as said by the man "brain is sexy" for him. So someone with casual comfortable style. Someone who is naturally attractive. Someone tall-medium height. Long straight hair. But can pull up any fashion look. Someone with tanned skin. Namjoon is a sucker for tanned skin people,I KNOW THIS.
Jimin
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Personality: Charming,cute girl. Someone who has a very baby like energy to them but are actually femme fatale. Lmao. I kept hearing this for him. Someone who will play hard to get but that is not their intentions though. Someone who will be a bit of a tease to him. Yes,someone who is completely submissive to him. Someone who has a bit of Dom air to them. Someone who is a charming cute girl in streets but a dom in room. So yes,he likes to be taken care of ,someone who would baby him a lot. Someone who will cuddle with him. Haha,I see him laying on his someone's chest a lot🥰🥰Another one who willing to date someone very much you ger than him but of legal age. So someone who is mature. I see his person being in the art field. Like a chef or something like that.
Appearance: Someone with big boobs. Lmao. I also felt this for Jin. So someone with perfect hourglass figure or someone who is slim thick. Someone with tanned skin,yeah I see him dating a tanned skin person. Someone with plump lips,fairy angel type looks to them. Someone with beautiful eyes. Someone short. Again,I feel he is bi but that's completely my opinion.
Taehyung
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Personality: As said by the man,someone motherly. Someone like Jin actually. Someone who would cook him food,make him hot chocolate,wake him up. Someone who has good fashion sense. I see him dating a photographer or someone who into the artistic field rather than an academic field. Someone mysterious. Someone who appears cold at first but is actually a warm person. Someone who will run their fingers through his hair when he is stressed. Someone who will respect his privacy. Someone who would be like,a good girlfriend/boyfriend. Idk why I didn't see wife or husband 🤔 Anyways,I might be crazy. So someone who will allow a 50-50 power dynamic in the relationship. Someone with a good sense of humour. Someone who is a bit weird can also catch his attention.
Appearance: Again,someone who doesn't focus on face BUT on your dress. He wants someone who has a good sense of style. Someone who can express their artistic side through fashion,hair dyes. I see him liking classy people as well. Expensive perfumes, expensive everything. Someone,maybe with good manicure,good nails. He notices the details. Someone who wears good shoes. He can date someone older or younger than him. Age doesn't matter.
Jungkook
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Personality: Someone who is well established in their field. Someone who is good at everything,like him. Someone who is passionate and just soaks in everything they can learn. Someone with a lot of knowledge (he did say he admires Namjoon a lot so). Someone who has a way with words. Someone who is adventurous,sporty. Someone who is like, burning with life,passion,thirst of knowledge. Someone whom everyone admires. Someone who has a presence. Now Jungkook has previously mentioned he likes IU,and many think he just likes older women. Well,it can be that he likes the idea of someone who is matured,someone who knows what they want and how to get what they want. Again,I am seeing Ceo vibes for him. He might date someone famous,but like not from entertainment industry but like in other field of work. Someone who will take Jungkook for a ride and just leave him speechless. He is willing to date someone who is upto 7 years younger than him. But again they have to be mature.
Appearance: Well,I see him liking someone with good hips and butt(lmao). Someone with short hair or long hair. Someone with a beautiful smile but foxy eyes. Very captivating eyes actually. Long legs but actually shorter than him. Someone who can pull off all black attire. Someone who has good waist-hip proportion. Someone with toned body,like someone who hits the gym frequently.
This is all. Again,I am saying this is all from my opinion,what I felt the boys would like after being an army for so long. So this is completely from my side as well as a few videos of them+plus my intuition. Nothing is set on stone. Please don't try to fit their type or feel bad about yourself if you don't fit their type. No hate,please.
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