#but he counts

[grawlix-ness]

Another Skylanders WIP

#skylanders art #my art #skylanders stink bomb #skylanders #sfw furry #sfw fur art #skunk furry #skunk anthro #bout the weirdest damn skunk you’ve ever seen #but he counts

[wishmemel]

when i say i hate ALL men, i never ever mean fictional men with white hair

#gojo satoru #lookin at you #also cas harlow #technically has silver hair #but he counts #because i said so #jjk #choices #choices stories we play #choices game #pixelberry studios #playchoices #jujutsu gojo #jujutsukaisen #jujutsu kaisen #satoru gojo #cas harlow

[bakedbeanchan]

random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄

#and they were forced to raise each other... #baked bean originals #avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #sokka #sorry hakoda i don't think you count #couldn't have you just left one dude back home instead of giving your 13 yr old kid a martyr complex #cmon man #i don't think he's a bad dad but that was not the best decision

[pearwaldorf]

This is some cold-ass shit. As President, Biden has to say something. But he can say it in a way that says nothing and everything.

I want to shake the hand of the staffer that wrote this because this is absolutely fucking superb.

I know we (in general but especially neuroatypicals) prefer things to be clear and straightforward. But occasionally, you can do things in full view of the world like this. And that's kind of incredible.

#henry kissinger #joe biden #the absolutely transparent disrespect of the opening #the running up the word count #the 'yeah he totally was [description]' #condolences vs deep condolences

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it) #The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

[rhymewithrachel]

Ran home from spiderverse to draw what’s in my heart

#miguel o'hara #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #lego spiderman #ur the only one he can count on…. #draws #10k

[atmothart]

Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)

#dracula daily #hello im back from the void with shitty dracula doodles #i actually drew this last year but never posted it #here it is now though #count dracula #jonathan harker #Drac reading the english bradshaw guide is still one of the funniest moments in Dracula to me #i know it is supposed to show how he's planning to infiltrate england and appear local #but it really does just come across like he picked it up in a panic and pretended to be reading it when Jonathan came back into the room #and being the weird guy he is thought reading train schedules was really normal behaviour #bram stoker's dracula is a romcom #re: dracula

[gibbearish]

just saw on the hbomb subreddit that james somerton briefly reactivated his twitter and changed the name to agayraconteur, then 8 hrs later deleted it again because people were noticing, so. everyone who went all in on "he'll keep popping up again and again in new forms" cash your bets in now LMAO

edit: hey yall this post is very out of date but has been getting spikes of notes since the second apology video so i'm gonna be marking it unrebloggable

#james somerton #google tells me a raconteur in someone who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way #which uh. wrong on literally all 3 counts #or well i guess google doesnt specify that it has to be your own anecdotes so i guess he gets one out of three on a technicality #bigger gibbers

[demigods-posts]

never thought about the implications of frederick not seeing annabeth for five years. imagine the last thing you have of your daughter is a broken window lock and an unmade bed with cobwebs hanging from the headboard. and then reuniting with her five years later. and she's a foot taller. and her hair once natural is now braided and upkept. and she learned how to tie her shoes without you. and wow do you even know your daughter? and then she turns to face you from across the field. and her eyes are still the stormy gray that you remember. except they're now calculating and cold. searching for the slightest sign of a threat. and your heart sinks to the bottom of your stomach. because look what you put your daughter through.

#someone give me frederick's location so he and i can talk #count your days #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #annabeth chase #frederick chase #annabeth chase angst

[xxhhunter]

Sanji’s gender is ‘boy in a girl way’ and ‘girl in a boy way’ I know, he told me herself

#black leg sanji #sanji #roronoa zoro #usopp #nami #luffy #kinda he’s there #straw hat pirates #not really zosan #does it count as zosan if I was thinking of zosan while drawing it #yes it does #zosan #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #similartoart

[shootingstarrfish]

shoutout to that one post about barbatos casually adopting powerful beings i couldnt stop thinking about it

#third barbatos in a row.... but whos counting haha :D #listen i was working on maid belphie and then clip studio paint crashed when i was almost done and i lost a good chunk of progress #sooo im processing my feelings through barbatos or whatever #aka hes pretty and i like him :) #obey me #my art #omswd #digital art #obey me nightbringer #obey me art #barbatos #obey me barbatos

[hinamie]

redraws featuring some of my fav megu moments(tm)

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #itadori yuuji #yuji itadori #yuuji #megumi #fanart #jjk fanart #itafushi #i guess lol #i LOV that frame of blushing megu but let me see his FACE mappa >:( #let me see fushiguro tsundere megumi or so help me god #anyway gege wont give my son back so i will continue to cope the only way i know how #manga is wild rn i will simply bide my time until he returns #edit bc i cannot count to five and gave him . 4 fingers in th first post..............gomen..................

[energysoda]

"You're glorifying a fictional murderer!" NO I'M NOT!!!!!!I'm sexualizing him.

#mine #shitpost #blorbo from my shows #blorbo #meow #william afton #dave miller #springtrap #jesse pinkman #dsaf dave #dsaf jack #f/o #villain #villainous men #i cant help it im gay #beetlejuice #megamind #hes never killed anyone but he still counts #breaking bad #saul goodman #he also hasnt killed anyone i dont think but hes guilty by association #idk just something about villainous men really gets to me #fnaf #purple guy #patrick bateman #american psycho #slashers #tumblr sexyman #mettaton #aaravos

[zeldahime]

A collection of facts:

David Tennant was a super fan of the Fifth Doctor, played by Peter Davison

He met Davison’s daughter Georgia on Doctor Who and married her

Georgia and David have 5 kids including actor Ty Tennant of House of the Dragon fame

Ncuti is a fan of Ten, played by David Tennant

British actors all tend to wind up on Doctor Who eventually

A logical conclusion:

Ty Tennant and Ncuti Gatwa have the opportunity to be fucking hilarious.

#insert pacific rim kaiju meme here but make it about the Moffet-Tennant clan in Doctor Who #doctor who #this originally said Davison was Four #this is incorrect. I said this because I cannot count #he was Five actually

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: #I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! #not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* #but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? #I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: #I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

[t00thpasteface]

not done messing with their shapes yet actually

#i can't stress enough i'm not even into dc i just think these guys are neat and fun to play with #as a kid i watched a lot of cartoon network and my cousin was OBSESSED with dc stuff so i have nostalgia by proxy #i just think they're cool popcultural icons. and also i like superman he's nice :) #art #sketch #dc #dc comics #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #superbat #this counts right