ed saw a damaged house and called it a shithole
stede saw it and called it a fixer-upper
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Al coming back from his travels: Xing was great! I've learned so much about alkahestry, and I think we're really making progress and getting Jerso and Zampano's bodies back! It was really nice to see Mei, and Ling is doing a great job as emperor, and I even got to visit some of Xing's neighbors to the east! I feel like I'm learning more about alchemy and alkahestry every day
Ed coming back from his travels: I Have Been Banned From Five Countries
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There's just something about the dads in Mike Flanagan's works that fuck me up. None of them are perfect but they're all trying their best and love their kids so damn much. The horror of knowing the world is gonna eat your kids alive no matter what you do. The tragedy of never knowing just how much your dad loved you until it's too late. I just-
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So, just to recount, we've got...
gay witches,
gay pirates,
a bisexual and genderfluid Norse god,
a bisexual and polyamorous Greek god,
another bisexual Greek god,
multiple gay Greek demigods,
and gay alien gemstones???
All in this lifetime?!
If y'all have any additions, feel free to leave 'em below.
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Day 17 - Reunion
Gentlebeard Sad Reunion - airafleeza💖
There's a lot of ways the reunion could go down...
Note: Edward is in the auxiliary closet.
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thrilling discussion!
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Ed listing "Orgasms" as one of the pros of living is of course hilarious, but him knee-jerk answering "Warmth" is going to haunt me to my grave.
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it's been one of these days
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i just wanna be one of them th1gh gap bitches tbh. lol <3
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served so much cunt now i gotta serve time
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i want more modern aus where ed's job is something normal but izzy is the same amount of intense about it. "edward you cant quit your job at the mcdonalds dont you understand this is what you were meant for"
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Boy, Cartoons are pretty savage! Aren’t they?
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Amity is snippy with Hunter not because she hates him or doesn’t trust him or doesn’t forgive him for eclipse lake, but because she has Also slotted him into a familial sibling role in her head and is the only one of the Hexsquad with experience prior to the start of the show with being a Little Sister. Like she saw him, clocked him as Gus and Luz’s older brother, and went ‘okay I got this I know how to interact with older brothers. HEY DIPSHIT YOUR OUTFIT SUCKS’
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Gonna start some discourse:
By far the WORST part of S2 is that we did NOT get any glimpses of Ed’s BELLY!
Seriously, wtf??? So many opportunities and not only did we not get even a sliver of tum but the shirt was FULLY TUCKED IN 😡😡😡
I’m disappointed no one is talking about this travesty tbh
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