#help im going insane

[monsterinthetrash]

My boyfriend said that sniper’s backstory sounds like Alex’s from Madagascar 2. I made this out of anger. I refuse to go insane alone.

#tf2 #team fortress two #teamfortress2 #tf2 shitpost #tf2 memes #tf2 sniper #sniper tf2 #sniper team fortress 2 #help im going insane #cursings be upon ye

[laika-stars]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT CELIA IS THE SAME CELIA FROM TMA??

THE CELIA THAT THOUGHT MELANIE AND GEORGIE COULD SAVE THE WORLD?!

THE SAME CELIA WHO USED TO BE LYNNE HAMMOND AND CONTACTED THE INSTITUTE?

THE SAME CELIA VOICED BY LOWRI ANN DAVIES

THE FACT THAT NOBODY IS MENTIONING THIS IS MAKING ME FEEL INSANE

LIKE DR DAVID IS TELLING ME ITS ALL IN MY HEAD

MAYBE THE REAL CELIA WAS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY

#the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tma #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #help im going insane

[v0idwraith]

trent: well i used my holmsian powers of journalistic deduction

colin: …

trent: saw you kissing a guy outside sam’s restaurant

colin: ah

#help im going insane #ted lasso #ted lasso season 3 #ted lasso spoilers #trent crimm #colin hughes

[goldenn-moments]

"the oracle chose you, the gods chose you-" YEAH BUT PERCY CHOOSES YOU ANNABETH, AND THAT'S ALL HE CARES ABOUT

#HELP IM GOING INSANE #IM TRYING TO MAKE AN EDIT OF THE NEW EP AND I #THEY MAKE ME UNWELL #THEYRE ALREADY SO READY TO GIVE IT ALL FOR EACH OTHER #i cant theyre sooooo #its abt him showing her unconditional love for basically the first time #its abt annabeth going against the system she holds to dear for him #ITS ABOUT THEM ALWAYS AND FOREVER #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo spoilers

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

One hell of a lifetime achievement

#HELP IM GOING INSANE #'yeh ill just do some small pract-' WRONG 4 HOURS OF PAIN #its done tho and i like it so #vanny <3 #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #fazgoodles #vanny fnaf #fnaf sb #animation #animatic #video #easing my beloved

[rolemodelamadeus]

thought abt this during dinner

#literalmemes #waitermemes #photo edit #im so funny #salad #live laugh love #funny #funny memes #funny post #dankest memes #dank humor #hilarious #haha #hahaha #haha hehe #haha lol #giggles #giggling and kicking my legs #silly #sillyposting #idk what else to tag #see this #help im going insane #stock photos #quality #meme #lol memes #lol #lololol #laughing out loud

[anaivenymph]

I've been missing consuming Slipknot content lately ☹️

#joey jordison #crying screaming sliding down the wall #chris fehn #slipknot #i love them sm #help im going insane #missing them #gift #nu metal #90s #90s music

[seaweed-eater521]

cursed cat alastor

#hazbin hotel #alastor #cursed cat alastor #cursed #hazbin alastor #hazbin art #krita #beginner artist #help im going insane #cat #i love this show #hyperfixation

[pastrypr1nce]

"The new Scrooge would never whimper. That's so weird."

OH YEAH? EXPLAIN THIS.

#scrooge netflix #ebenezer scrooge #scrooge 2022 #help im going insane

[crossour-bone]

cooked up a new one

#emh #evan emh #habit emh #habit everymanhybrid #help im going insane #vinny everyman #vinny emh #Spotify

[tenfifteenyearsofracing]

I know this has been spoken about before but lestappen ARE long live (tv)

Like the moment they stood on that podium arms around each other. That moment made me go "and the cynics were outraged claiming this is absurd. Cause for a moment a band of thieves in ripped-up jeans got to rule the world". It was them against all odds looking down at their world.

And every conversation where they're in their own lil bubble with Steve just standing there makes me go "how the kingdom lights shine just for me and you".

This one is a bit more direct. Whenever they're holding their trophies and clapping for one another - "when they gave us our trophies, and we held them up for our town. Especially in Austria because well I think we all agree no matter what Austria is the holy lestappen motherland.

And of course, every time they're together on the track "I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you". I mean I know they're racing against each other, but I don't know why every time they're racing each other I feel like they're racing together. Every move between them is a give and take. It's not max vs charles it's max and charles.

The entire point of long live is the beauty of two people who match each other in every possible way coming together in the spotlight. A world where it's just the two of them. To me, this fights Lestappen's predestined narrative so perfectly. They've always been each other's match, and when it's them, it's them (am I still making sense?).

However, in some ways, I'd say Lestappen transcends long live. One of my most/least favorite parts of the song has always been the bridge because on the one hand its so mature to realize that being on top of the world will inevitably come to an end, on the other hand, I hate the idea that "fate should step in". In the case of Lestappen though, I think the bridge is irrelevant. They've always always always come closer and closer and closer. They aren't momentary like the song suggests. They have been together their entire lives and their names will always be linked. Anyone pointing to the pictures will know it's max and charles.

#charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #1633 #help im going insane #they're in love your honor #them #taylor swift #long live taylor’s version #am i still making sense? #no? #its ok. #crumbs

[sugusatosluut]

Your first time meeting Satoru Gojo..

Warnings: Flirting, smut, dirty talk, gojo being curious about you, mating press || please notify me of other warnings I missed!

Satoru gojo knew all of his fellow professors in Jujutsu High school, but he wasn’t well informed about you. To be fair you were brand new, only starting a month ago. He would linger by your classroom as he was taking a stroll for the third time to the restroom. He was curious after all. His students seemed to be enjoying themselves in your presence and it sparked his interest when he saw that you succeeded in making Megumi smile a couple times. Something he hasn’t seen in a while. The day was going by so slow, but it was planning period. The kids were on lunch, you could eat lunch and grade. It was the perfect time to introduce himself. “Good afternoon Mr. Satoru.” You said never once lifting your eyes from Nobara’s Essay.

“Good afternoon. I don’t believe we’ve had the pleasure of meeting yet but I’m honored you know my name already.” He smirked leaning on the doorframe.

“The students talk so much about you. All good things, so don’t chew them out for it. I’m Y/n. So good to meet the best of the best.” You smiled at him.

He walked in and pulled a chair up in front of your desk. He didn’t have to use his powers to sense your intentions. You were oozing with joy and positivity, it reeked but in a good way. To gojo, you smelled like what he would assume sunshine and flowers smelled like if they were put into a physical form. “Can you see through that thing or are you blind?” You asked suddenly. You didn’t mean it to be rude, but honestly you didn’t know anyone who could wear a blindfold and find themselves doing whatever they pleased. Usually people with blindfolds or eye patches struggled to see.

“I can see everything.” He smirked, leaning back in his chair.

“Can I see your face or is that something sacred?”

“Well I like your honesty and straightforwardness so I guess I can show you, but you’ll have to show me something in return y/n.” He smirked. The way his plump lips curled up into a suggestive smile made your heart flutter. “Satoru, do you usually flirt with the other female teachers this way or is it just me?” You questioned him.

“Just you. I don’t really make it a point to get to know everyone else really well, but you peaked my interest when you made Fushiguro smile. Tell me, what did you do to work that miracle?” He asked.

“Oh gosh, Megumi is one of my most passionate students. Always asking questions right alongside Itadori. I don’t know who raised those two but they definitely are the stars in the room. Itadori learns a lot from Fushiguro. He was interested in my lesson on amplifying cursed energy and focused domain expansions and was able to make his dog about eight inches larger. It was such a sight to see and he’s only been in my class a month. Anyways he was excited and told me about how you taught him a similar technique once before but he couldn’t understand it until today. The boy learns incredibly fast.” You complimented.

“He’s one of a kind.” He smiled.

“So, you really wanna see my face?” He smirked.

“Hmm, I don’t know. I don’t like to chase things so you’re really losing me here Satoru.” You chuckled.

“How about if I show you my eyes, you show me your sacred space- huh? It’s only fair I get to see something beautiful with these orbs of mine.” He hummed.

“Is my face not beautiful enough for you?” You joked.

“Your face is the most beautiful thing I think I’ve ever seen. Your personality is pretty great too.” He smirked at you

Satoru had you bent over in the teacher’s lounge. Your knees were propped up on the seats of the couch, and your arms grabbed onto the top part of the comfortable sofa. Your uniformed teaching dress was pushed up over your ass as he pulled your underwear down as was eating you out from the back for quite sometime.

“You’re really- mmm, so good at this..” You sighed with a moan.

His lips sucked harder and slower, his fingers pushing into you at a quick pace as you groaned in pleasure. Your groans got louder and louder. He stopped licking your wet hole with a small pop as his face rose up, slowly taking his fingers out of you. Satoru flipped you onto the couch long ways so that you were lying down on your back.

“Aren’t you a loud one?” He teased you.

“S-Satoru- I was so close, why’d you stop?” You pouted.

“I wanna get there with you, pretty girl.” He smiled and traced your jaw with his hand, then shoved to two fingers he had in your walls, into your mouth. “Just gotta quiet down some. I locked the door but who knows who could be out there.. don’t wanna get caught.” He kissed your forehead as you sucked his fingers. Satoru opened your legs wider, just for himself. He lined himself up with your hole and slid himself up and down with your slick and spit from earlier when he had you on your knees.

“You ready angel?” He asked peppering kisses all over your breasts. He worked his way up to your chin, then kissed your lips passionately.

“Mhm” you moaned.

He slowly pushed every inch of himself into you, moaning at the feeling. After a few slow thrusts, he couldn’t take it anymore, letting himself thrust into you faster and harder with every small moan as he covered your mouth with his own. Your tongues slid over eachother as he picked your legs up and pushed them onto your stomach. You gasped at the feeling.

“I need you to tell me this is what you want.” He panted, his snowy hair sticking to his forehead as he worked so hard to please you. He removed his hand from your mouth as you nodded quickly and moaned all your yes’s and released all your pleasure through groans.

“Then I’m gonna give it you, I’m giving it all to you.” He panted. He was so pussy drunk and lost in you. You warned him that you were close by gripping his arms tightly. “Me too princess. You ready?” He smirked at you. His thrusts became sloppier as he caressed you tightly. He let out a loud groan as he painted your walls white.

He sighed and planted his body on top of yours for a minute until he had the strength to get up. You played with his hair a little and he closed his eyes.

“Tell me Satoru, you this passionate with all your one time affairs?” You held his hand as he stroked your face.

“Who says it only has to be one time?” He pouted. You both giggled about it, then got up from your places on the couch fixing yourselves in your work attire neatly. As you exited the teacher’s lounge you both bumped into Megumi and Itadori.

“Oh hey- it’s gojo-sensei and Y/N-san!” Yuuji called out excited. Megumi looked up from his phone at the two of you.

“I texted you.” Megumi said.

“Oh is that so? Sorry kid, been kinda busy showing Miss y/n here the ropes. She tells me you’re doing great in her class.” Satoru smiled at him.

Megumi motioned towards his phone with a sort of side glance towards gojo, who took note of it to check his own phone.

Megumi: Hey, wanted to run it by you, think we should invite y/n over for dinner, I also want to see if she’ll train me on weekends when you have special grade missions to go on. That cool with you?

Gojo looked as you chatted with them.

“Hey y/n.. Itadori. Why don’t you guys join Megumi and I for dinner tonight? It’s on me.” He smiled

#jjk smut #jjk x reader #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #satorugojo #gojou satoru x reader #megumi fushiguro #jjk megumi #jjk itadori #itadori yuuji #megumi x reader #yuji itadori #jujutsu sorcerer #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk drabbles #help im going insane

[mushro0mshr0om]

where is this picture from. Is it from the movie or what im going insane.

#edward nashton #the batman #the riddler #paul dano #danonator #danonation #the batman 2022 #dano riddler #edward nashton x you #edward nashton x reader #help im going insane #Theres no way its canon

[baelloraa]

bro okay a short little reincarnation au idea?...£?#"(

scaramouche x reader where it's pretty late at night, the rain is heavy, and there's two people at a train station (im pretty sure u know who they are already 😭)

there's you, a person waiting for the train, an umbrella over your head. you look around to see a boy, just standing there, absolutely SOAKED.

you're not really that nice, but you felt the need to help this guy. you walk over to him, positioning the umbrella to cover both of you. (please it's unrealistic I KNOW)

and uh, scaramouche was pretty annoyed by that. (i have no idea what he would say.) normally, in this type of situation, scaramouche would like, walk away from the stranger, which is in this case, you. but scaramouche doesn't. he just stays there. maybe he muttered a little "thank you?" IDFK 😭

both of you feel weird. a feeling you guys can't really describe? maybe familiarity, maybe nostalgia.. but, why tho?

then BOOM bitch cut to a scene: original genshin timeline, scaramouche using his hat to cover both (mostly you) of you from the rain.

I SUCK AT WRITING BUT U GUYS DONT KNOW HOW MANY IDEAS I HAVE (also lmk if someone already did this pretty please i need an actually written good version of this)

#genshin impact #wanderer #genshin scaramouche #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche #scaramouche x you #kunikuzushi #kunikuzushi x reader #help im going insane #wanderer x reader #wanderer x you

[njgxa]

plz help i need this data for a podcasting assignment at school(i had to take out some seasons cuz theres a limit sry)

#ninjago #jay walker #cole brookstone #kai smith #nya smith #lloyd montgomery garmadon #zane julien #idk what to say #help im going insane #help im new to tumblr #i need this for school #i still havent finished my script yet wtf help #ninjago season votes #ninjago season 1 #ninjago season 3 #ninjago season 4 #ninjago season 8 #ninjago season 9 #ninjago season 10 #ninjago season 11 #ninjago season 12 #ninjago season 14 #ninjago season 15

[sharks3ye]

Im in pain

#help im going insane #slowly i feel it #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic the hedghog fanart #sonic #sth fanart #sonic fanart