#i need a therapy cuddle cat

[someoneimsure]

Alfred is secretly a therapy cat. He cuddles, hugs, and snuggles with Jason all the frigging time to make him feel better.

#i am not okay right now #i need a therapy cuddle cat #now jason has a therapy cat #headcanons #heavy blanket time it is #Alfred the Cat #Jason Todd

[theoryofthemultiverse]

Hoyo‘s Doctors as your psychiatrist/therapists:📋

Synopsis: A therapist/psychologist is a person that listens to your thoughts and feelings and resolves problems through talking. A psychiatrist on the other hand relies on medications to treat an mental illness.

Characters: Baizhu, Dr. Ratio, Il Dottore

AN:I love the trinity of them and since y’all enjoyed the sleeping headcanons I brought something new again! It’s kinda wholesome.

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Baizhu🐍

He is really listening to everything in such an empathic way, he tries his best to validate your feelings and it would be in his expertise to show you how to deal with them.

His priorities would lay in making you recognize how you feel about given situations and help you setting boundaries. He would also dive deeper into childhood events that caused certain behaviors and traumas.

I can kinda see him having a therapy animal(not just Changsheng, you can also cuddle her, but maybe he also has a fluffy cat, or dog) . Like a calm pet that will simply lay with you and help you relax so you open up to him (only if you wanted it tho, otherwise he’ll keep it away ;)

Without a doubt he would be on the therapist/psychologist side.

Dr. Ratio🎓

The problem solver par excellence.

He fairly doesn’t do much about your feelings. Don’t get me wrong, he will definitely listen to you tell him about them, and validate them. He will also take them into the equation of solving your problem, but his main focus would be to solve the problem and come up with ways to solve them, as well as ways how you can cope with them should they not be able to be solved at the given moment.

So while he kinda works more like a psychologist he would also have the qualifications to prescribe some medication, yet if he would feel like he needs someone with a broader spectrum on that topic he would send you to:

Il Dottore🧪

Out of all 3 probably the one that is mostly focused on treating the problem through medications, so leaning towards psychiatrist.

But he is hella good at that, like really, that man knows so many substances that there are no limits to finding the perfect description. In 90% of the time he gets a perfect substance for your problems, but in the other 10%? Don’t worry about coming to him and telling him the medication didn’t do what you would have hoped it would do. He will probably find something better then according to the symptoms you mention.

If you were discouraged by one kind of medicine not working he would subtly try to make you feel better by blaming him,or the medicine in a humorous way so you see it’s not your fault for the medicine not working.

„Really it’s not your fault the stupid medicine didn’t take effect. I should have just known better and taken -sets new medicine on the table- this one all along.“

#psychotherapy #psychology #genshin impact #honkai star rail #honkai sr #honkai x reader #genshin x reader #baizhu #il dottore #dr veritas ratio #genshin baizhu #baizhu x reader #baizhu x you #fatui dottore #dottore #dottore x reader #dr. ratio x reader #dr ratio #doctor

[thesarcasticreader]

PAC: THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE

These are general readings meant for entertainment purposes. You can partake in advice, but do not let it cloud your decision-making.

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(IMAGES ARE TAKEN FROM PINTEREST)

Pile 1:

Your person is very emotional or has a tendency to put family above all. It would piss you off sometimes that they give too much of themselves to others who don't deserve it but you admire this trait of theirs as well.

They are very good at keeping secrets and hiding their feelings. This is a result of being lied to very often. This trait will drive you nuts too but when you get into a relationship. People can grow and learn. Do not keep unrealistic expectations from relationships but if someone doesn't show signs of change. Talk to them and resolve the issues.

Your person is someone who will change a lot in their lifetime. They are capable of learning and growing. 

This person loves cats a lot.

This person indulges in luxury quite a bit but stays within their means.

I am not seeing something about finances but this person is well-off. Not obnoxiously rich. But lives in a town with a cute two-story house that they own and have a shop where people from the town make purchases from. Very well off and can afford the best things.

Both of you are going to be from a well-off family. Affording Chanel is not all that there is in life. But I guess it helps 🥰🤣

You two are very likely to start a business together. You will end up leaving the place where you start at.

Say you live in a Town right now, you are likely to move to a bigger city to start your business with this person. For some of you, the business could revolve around event management or something to do with weddings and making wigs.

Looks like they could kill. Is a cinnamon roll.

Pile 2:

Your person was the heartbreaker of their time. This person had a bad childhood and they do not like talking about it.

Even though they say that it doesn’t bother them, it does.

They could even be in therapy for this too. And it is vital that their trust never be violated. This person needs a very emotionally stable person who is confident in them.

Your person could be argumentative too. It is one of the past influences that affected them badly. However, if they are made aware of the same. They will notice the pattern and actively try to change it.

This person is very lovely in a relationship. Their love will be displayed in their actions. It’s not always the big thing. The little ones like making sure your coffee is not too hot, shielding you from hitting your head in a corner, keeping you away from the roadside while you two are walking etc.

They are absolutely focused on you and they will do everything possible to make your life easier. 

This person is very supportive and will persuade you to go after your dreams. This person is literally soulmate material. Even if their past has been jaded, they stand strong.

For this pile, I am seeing appearance more clearly. Stoic and strong build for men. Dark hair and prefers to wear a sleeveless T-shirt at home. Taller, likes going to the gym, likes coffee from a solid red cup (this was very specific for some reason), and probably has a home with ceiling-to-floor windows. Might be scared of heights.

For women, blonde to brown hair, the classic mean girl look on their face, insanely business-oriented, no bullshit attitude, people are scared of her, has a small smile, when she laughs her eyes wrinkle cutely, and black loafers

Looks like they could kill. They will!

Pile 3:

This is my sunshine pile. There is a lot of cute in here and that’s what your person is like.

This person is someone who would cuddle a raccoon. I am sorry, but that’s what came through 😂😂

They love animals and probably volunteer a lot at shelters or reduce them. If you end up dating this person, you can expect to foster a lot of animals.

This person is not all sunshine though. Life has dealt them a tough hand but they have persevered. 

A lot of Fire and Water Energy in this pile. This has to be the happiest Scorpio pile I or most people have ever seen 😂😂

This person has a lot of energy. I know who this pile reminds me of. There is this girl on YouTube, Mikayla from SaveAFox. If you don’t know the channel. Go there right now. Get your immediate serotonin boost that even Masturbation can’t bring (I just had to) 😂😂

This is a relationship that will lead to marriage very quickly.

Your person is not concerned with material gains. They want emotional fulfilment.

This person feels like meeting an old friend after a long time. This person loves baking.

They prefer cute, handmade gifts and letters too. They are likely to give them to you as well.

Words of affirmation are their love language.

Early childhood may have included bullying in their case.

Looks like a Cinnamon Roll. Is a Cinnamon Roll.

The messages were flowing so happily and easily today. Sometimes it is so annoying that the thoughts just refuse to come to you and other days, I can basically pour myself into these readings. It is amazing afff✨🧿

IF YOU WANT MORE READINGS, YOU CAN CHECK MY INSTAGRAM: @A_sarcastic_Reader.

#tarot #pac #pick a card #pick a pile #tarot cards #tarotonline #tarotcommunity #tarot deck #tarotofinstagram #witch #beginner witch #future spouse #pacfuturespouse #18+ tarot #18+tarot reading #tarotblr #tarot reading #divinefemininity #divinefeminine #pick a card reading

[its-just-xan]

I feel like the batfam has a routine after they get home from a night of patrolling/fighting crime. Usually they get back around 3-4 am, eat breakfast together that Alfredo prepared. They also have any medical needs taken care of. Then they have their own special routines to wind down from a long night of fighting crime.

Bruce takes a long shower, shaves, puts on clean clothing. Maybe has the tv on in the background of the news. A cup of coffee is on his night stand sent by Alfred. Bruce takes this time to record the night’s happenings and files it away. Around 5 am is when he actually does go to sleep for a bit.

Dick makes sure to do some cooling stretching exercises to help his muscles from the night of doing gymnastic tricks. He takes a hot bath with epsom salt. Also, he does a face mask. Dick gets into bed and either reads or scrolls on his phone for a bit before sleeping.

Damian makes sure all his animals are taken care of before he takes care of himself. Then he showers, make sure if any of his injuries need attention, and then gets into bed and cuddles with Titus and Alfred the cat as a form of therapy before falling asleep.

Stephanie takes a long hot shower. Then does her hair care routine and skin care routine. She might put on some music and dance around the room to get the last bit of energy out of her system before she hits the hay.

Cassandra puts away her weapons first in an orderly fashion. She catalogs what she has left. Then she gets in the bath and soaks until the water turns cold. She uses a bath bomb, epsom salt, and some soothing oils. Cass also does her skin care routine. She turns on the tv to a random channel so she can have background noise while she does her hair routine. Also, makes sure her wounds are well taken care of. She reads a bit before falling asleep.

Tim takes his sleeping medication if he doesn’t he won’t sleep at all. He also, like Bruce, goes through the patrol and documents the things that happened during the night. He makes a detailed case file for Bruce. After that, Tim takes a quick cold shower, does some stretching before getting into bed to hopefully sleep. If he can’t then, he works on old case files that haven’t been solved yet.

They all have their own ways of self care after a long night of patrol. Alfred makes sure of it.

#batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #stephanie brown #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #Red Robin #spoiler dcu #dc robin

[rainyose]

LMK Headcanon ✨Dump✨

⚠Spoilers⚠

(Excuse Grammar or Spelling Mistakes 😢 I am trying English is a hard language to learn)

1. Wukong never truly understood that Macaque Died that day. As Days turns to Months into Years, off the Macaque not coming after him like he would always do (Always has been just a few steps behind him). He was confused, worried, and scared. Did he hurt Liu'er so much that he's taking a long time to heal? is he so angry? is he ok? is he back home ? where is he?...

2. I don't know the canon reason for why DBK fought Wukong but I headcanon that DBK fought him for revenge for killing Liu'er and during or maybe before they fought. Wukong went and asked DBK and PIF where Mac was and if he was ok? because he wasn't back in FFM. This obviously angered the couple (especially PIF) and everything just escalated and then BOOM DBK is trapped for thousands of years and Wukong was left with surprise, surprise nothing but more confusion and anxiety. Years passed and he just developed this mind set that Mac hates him so much the mere silhouette of him was repulsive.

3. Mac has memory problems after he gets revived.

4. Sandy holds Weekly Tea and Cat Day (It's really group therapy but that's unimportant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) with everyone in his boat house. When the brotherhood came along it became a 2 times a week kind of thing, where everyone just needed to attend at least once.

5. °SilkTea (Huntsman x Sandy) Headcanon

It took approximately 3 months before Sandy realized he basically asked if he could court Huntsman that day he gave him the tea bag 🤣. And he found out he didn't particularly mind 😏.

6. The other monkeys in FFM really miss Mac but they know that they can't voice this to Wukong because they know that out of all of them his the most affected.

7.... No body died

8. The Traffic Light Treo have the tendency to sleep in a cuddle pile, where ever they decided is a good sleeping/napping spot.

9. Wukong found out Mac Died that day when he was possessed by the LBD. (wait is Lady Bone Demon her name? or is it her title? ... or is that a type of demon? ) ... Anyways I Have a whole scene for this one 🥺

• The real Reason Wukong was possessed was because he let his guard down when LBD showed him a what if scenario. Where in the fight against heaven didn't fail, where Mac didn't "leave". Where they returned to FFM sitting side by side eating peaches. Where he finally got the courage to officially court Mac. Where they were Happy together, never apart (like how they were supposed to). It was too late when Wukong realized what the LBD was doing thus he fell into her trap and during the possession LBD was flashing Wukong with two types of scenes. First, "The Dream" it was similar to the first scene, and then "The Reality", a reality Wukong didn't know... Liu'er Mihou's reality. Flashes of Mac's suffering in Diyu... he's suffering when he is fighting besides Wukong... and most importantly the suffering he faced in the hands of Wukong, Liu'er's supposed best friend, the one who promised that they would protect Liu'er to the best of his abilities...

But instead of falling into a pitless despair like what LBD expected, Wukong fought harder, so much more harder... because he needs to know, is what his seeing is true or not? has he really killed Liu'er that day? if so what else? what else has he done to his dear moon? .... The boom cannon happened and he woke up to the sight of MK and everyone hurt and bleeding. He woke up to the reality that just like what LBD has been showing him, He has harmed not just MK, his dear student but also his friends.... and then once again Macaque was hurt looking eerily similar to the day Wukong killed Liu'er.

Annnnnnnd that's it for today (I can't remember my other Headcanons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

anywayz Ba-Bye ʕ•ᴥ•ʔﾉ♡

#silktea #shadowpeach #lego monkie kid #lmk #headcanons #lmk macaque #lmk mk #lmk sun wukong #lmk headcanon #tagging is weird #lmk huntsman #lmk sandy #lmk dbk #lmk pif #lmk lbd

[r0s3m4ry-mp3]

Some random creepypasta headcanons because i feel like it and haven't posted a actual post in awhile!!😭

GENERAL HCS

All the creeps dont live in a mansion obviously

Most live on their own by stealing their victims cash/getting a job or live in abandoned buildings/warehouses

Supernatural?ghost or Like demon or whatever type creeps live in their own dimensions (lj,jason,candypop,etc)

They come back to earth when they need to kill

Some live with their gf/bfs like judge angels and nurse ann(girlbosses!!!)

The proxies (toby,masky,hoodie,kate,etc) live in a proxy cabin in the woods

Most haven't even met each other before or have just heard of eachother from the news

Like for example puppeteer and helen probably don't even know esch other how are y'all hc them as friends??☠☠

Most of them probably have lice😭

RANDOM HCS

Toby drools because of his gash in his mouth

It also will never heal bc this mf bites his cheek when hes nervous without realizing

So does jeffs like smile but he keeps recutting it bc he likes looking edgy😭

Jeff is absolutely batshit gross

He probably smells like a schoolbus,sweat,cigarettes and weed☠(hes still my bbg tbh)

When helen is on a walk or smth he carrys cat treats with him for the stray cats

Bro loves cats sm

He will literally pick them up and cuddle them

He has a huge soft spot for them(as he should 😞❗❗)

He absolutely hates childern though

Liu doesn't have did and he actually went ro therapy after the incident and stuff

He also isnt a killer

He now works as a cop and hates jeff with all his heart

He kinda misses him though

They haven't seen eachother in more than 20 years

Sally is permently looks 12 but is mentally like 38 and hates when people act like shes a baby or smth

Like why do you all baby her sm

Shes not a toddler shes literally like 12 😭

Toby has a happy trail(bbg!!!😻😻)

Clockwork and toby used to date when he like just became a proxy but then she realized she was a lesbian

They're cool now though

Shes dating nina♡

Slenderman has been around for WAYYYY longer then every other entity type supernatural creep

Puppeteer lives in this creepy ass abandoned mansion

Lj listens to icp religiously 😞❗❗

Him and jeff would be yhe type to ask you to name 3 songs when you wear a band tee

Jeff has adhd

#creepy pasta #creepypasta #crp #creepypasta hcs #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta smut #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta x you #everymanhybrid #emh #jeffrey alan woods #jeffrey woods #jeff the killer #liu woods #liu vicki woods #homocidal liu #slender man #bloodypainter #helenotis #helen otis #bloody painter #ticci toby #tobias rogers #tobias erin rogers #nina the killer #nina hopkins #clockwork #puppeteer creepypasta #candy pop #laughing jack

[whumpshaped]

double pet whumpees. dog and cat. a mix of drugs and good ol' fashioned conditioning have turned their brains into piles of mush incapable of complex thought, but they are extremely attached to each other. master is cold and mean and kicks me when i stand in their way, but kitty friend/doggy friend is soft and warm and cuddles with me after, that sort of thing.

when they're rescued, initially the caretaker(s) separate them, so they can each recover at their own speed and get individual focus, but it quickly becomes evident that that's not going to work. after a full 24 hours of constant barking and yowling, slamming and scratching against the doors to the rooms their being kept in, the two of them do the exact same thing: curl up in the corner of their room and cry. they refuse to eat, drink, or even get up, and flinch away from any touch.

not wanting these poor things they literally just rescued to deprive themselves to death, the caretaker(s) relent and put them back in the same room, and it's like magic how quickly they perk back up. bonded pair, do not separate. and the caretaker(s) suppose their are infinitely more pressing issues than their codependency at the moment.

arin and bee are placeholder names for caretaker a and b, not real ocs

content: past trauma, multiple whumpees, conditioned whumpee, rocky recovery, comfort

Arin sighed as she watched the two pitiful things interact for the first time in three days. They hadn't let go of each other in at least ten minutes, and if she had to guess, they weren't going to let go for a good while.

The bigger one, the one that acted like a dog with all the barking and whining, was holding the smaller one, gently rocking them back and forth. That one acted like a cat, mewling and all, was almost purring in their friend's embrace.

"They're gonna need so much therapy," Bee said quietly. Arin only nodded. "What sort of sick fuck takes two people captive and... trains them to act like animals? To this extent?"

"I don't know," she muttered. She was exhausted. She didn't want to think about it.

"I'm not an advocate for the death penalty, but—"

"Bee."

She shrank back a little. "Sorry. It just... It makes me so angry. I want to strangle the fucker. I just... want these guys to be okay."

"I know. We all do. But fantasising about murder isn't gonna get us any closer." Arin finally pushed herself away from the table she had been leaning against and went to open the door that led into the survivors' room. "I hope they'll accept food now that they're together again."

#asks #whump #whump drabble #past trauma #multiple whumpees #conditioned whumpee #rocky recovery #comfort

[duckies27]

So I finished season 2 and I cried so hard at work over it so you get POST SEASON 2 HEADCANNONS

!!Spoilers ahead, read at your own risk!!

- Terry walked Scary down the aisle. She wore a black suit while Linc wore a white suit

- Gerry was adopted when Scary and Linc were first married, similar to how Linc was adopted

- Taylor went to jail and was all tech bro for a while until Hermie basically snapped him out of it a year post epilogue. He now works alongside Heaven (run by the dolphins) and Hell (run by Jodie) to make sure the right people are in the right place. While being an anime dude

- Normal has massive PTSD, but he spends a lot of time with Hero and Henry to help when he has attacks

- Taylor and Normal end up getting married (mainly because I love that ship idea too much), around 25 years after the main story ends

- Hero and Erica start dating in college

- Normal becomes the band teacher at Chaperel out of college. The Marching Band cover is done by his students at some point

- Linc is the soccer coach and health teacher at Teen High, specializing in Urology. Never seeing the piss boy allegations.

- Taylor goes through demon puberty in senior year and it is roughhhhhhh. He changed his whole personality to pretend he didn't become an even worse Weeb

- Hermie becomes Teen High's drama teacher, their first production is the Joker

- Normal and Hero play paintball together every few months and get ice cream after

- Scary is mainly a stay at home mom, playing with her band on the weekends. They're genuinely a huge hit, probably at least in the top 50!

- Normal and Hermie dated in high school, but it never really worked out. Too much baggage. They still think very fondly of each other.

- Linc fixed with his relationship with Grant after a few years of shared therapy

- Normal and the twins come to a...settling point after he gets married. They only talk sometimes and mainly about other things.

- Taylor and Nick are more colleges then father and son but they make it work

- Scary and Terry have a sugary sweet relationship. She's constantly by his side when needed.

- Scary and Linc get a dog, name it Rouge. Just a cute little mutt vibin

- Normal gets a cute cat that is basically an emotional support animal but he isn't crazy about her. Just likes having her nearby and cuddling when things get too much

- Taylor has sharp little teethes and have to go through braces TWICE to make them straight for real. He definitely is pissed about it for about a year

- Henry keeps Oakvale going, keeps a portal open to everyone. Taylor sneaks him in to see Mercedes some times

- All the teens get tattoos of the Dood senior year

- Dood has the crest of the teens somewhere on their body. They feel safer knowing the teens are always there.

I will be writing fics coming up, I love them so much

Art of season 3 will also come once I get the energy for it!

#dungons and daddies #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads season 2 #dndads headcanon #dungeon and daddies headcannons #normal oak #scary marlowe #taylor swift dndads #lincon li wilson #gothcleats #cheerweeb #taylor x normal #unpopular ships? #hero x errica #henry oak #mercedes oak garcia #i'm so not okay #please i love them so much #i can't be caught up I can't

[lionlena]

Llamas don't drink whiskey... (JackDanielsxf!reader) one shot

Summary: Jack allows you to have many animals on his ranch, but will he allow llamas?

Warnings: fluff, a lot of fluff, a tiny bit of smut

Llamas don't drink whiskey

A few weeks after you became Jack's fiancée, he asked you to move to his ranch. You agreed immediately because you saw only the advantages. First of all, you could be closer to your beloved Cowboy. Always wait for him when he returns from his mission. Secondly, it was a good opportunity to get to know each other even better before the wedding and introduce your own changes. Although you didn't want to change his home too much, because the truth was that you loved Jack's ranch. It was wonderful, just like in the picture.

And there was a third reason: ANIMALS.

You loved animals, but you could never keep them because first your stepsister was allergic, so your parents didn't let you have pets. When you were a student, you didn't have this option either, and then, the owners of the apartments you rented didn't agree to keep animals. So it had to be enough for you to help at the animal shelter and take care of your friend's pets.

But that finally changed. Because there were animals on Jack's ranch (your ranch) and you could have kept more.

Jack was happy to make your dreams come true. Your happiness was his happiness. So you already had your own horse, dog, cat, Vietnamese pig... Jack agreed to everything.

"You want chickens, Sugar. You'll have chickens."

"You want to have rabbits, Sugar. You're going to have rabbits."

However, your last request was not met with such enthusiasm. You were lying on the couch together. You on Jack with a satisfied face after riding him. You were both catching your breath after you both reached your climax. His cock was still twitching inside you as you blurted out:

"Can we have a llama?"

Jack opened his eyes and looked at you as if you had asked for a giraffe.

"What are you gonna do with a llama, huh? You just want to get one for the aesthetic?"

You looked at him offended and pouted:

"No... Cuddling a llama cures anxiety and calms you down. They are great therapy animals."

Jack chuckled at that. He had never even considered a llama as a suitable therapy animal. But then, his mind switched gears, and he raised his eyebrow.

"But can you even ride a llama?"

You started laughing as you imagined it. Your Cowboy on a llama.

"I don't think you can ride on llamas... They might be pack animals, I guess."

"So why do you need a llama?" He replied jokingly.

You shook your head, knowing full well that he was teasing you.

"You can't ride dogs, or chickens, or even cows, but we keep them."

Jack smiled and stroked your hair.

"The dog guards the ranch, the chickens give eggs, the cows give milk, and the llamas..."

"And llamas bring comfort."

Jack laughed and looked into your beautiful eyes. He knew he wouldn't be able to resist your request for long. He loved you too much.

"So you want a llama for therapeutic purposes, right? That means you have to cuddle a giant llama every time you feel anxious or stressed. Could you do that? Would a llama even be a good cuddle partner? I mean, it has a neck, long neck, and such a goofy little face."

"A llama is a great cuddle buddy… Llamas are so cute and…" You stroked his cheek. "I think you're kind of like a llama."

"I am?" He asked, raising his eyebrows playfully. It was obvious that he wasn't annoyed by this strange comparison, after all, he was so in love with you that nothing could make him mad at you. "So... you're going to cuddle with me to relieve your stress, is that what you're saying?"

"Yes." You said and hugged him tightly. "You're perfect for cuddling."

That's what he wanted to hear. He protected and cared for you, and he didn't mind at all that you treated him like a comfortable pillow. On the contrary, it gave him incredible happiness. He wrapped his arms around you and held you close to him as if you were a precious treasure.

"You can come and cuddle with me whenever you want, Sweetheart."

You sighed in contentment and kissed his neck.

"So... Can I have llamas?"

He laughed when you asked again. It seemed like your obsession with llamas was even bigger than his obsession with you. But he was ready to fulfill this request as well.

"Of course, you can have a llama, princess. I won't even argue with your request. I'll buy you the biggest and best llama. A male llama too, in case you'd be happy knowing you'll have a little llama guy to cuddle with when you're stressed."

You giggled happily and looked into his eyes lovingly.

"You're the best."

And those were the words that immediately made him smile broadly, his heart swelling with love for you and pride in himself. He loved it when his Sugar was happy because it meant his happiness. He wanted nothing more than to live with you on your ranch. And he didn't mind that this ranch was slowly turning into a mini zoo.

He imagined that maybe one day there would be a little cowboy running among all these animals... Or a little princess.

He kissed your head and purred softly:

"You'll get your llama."

*

A month later, four llamas appeared on your ranch because: "Jack, a llama can't live alone, they need a herd."

So you had three females and of course one male. Each llama was different. One was all white, the second was white and brown, and the third was black. The male, named Cobalt, was light-colored with brown dots and... You couldn't help but think he was making exactly the same faces as Jack. You even bought him a little cowboy hat and secretly called him Jack.

Of course, Whiskey still pretended that llamas were unnecessary and that they were of no use.

However, one day you caught him hugging one of them. You entered the stable quietly and leaned against the doorframe, watching your beloved pet the llama's neck. The day before, he had returned from a hard mission and had apparently discovered the therapeutic properties of llamas.

You cleared your throat and he immediately moved away from the llama and scratched his head.

"What... I just came to feed them... She stuck to me herself."

"Of course, Jack." You replied and giggled. "So, llamas aren't that useless."

He sighed and rolled his eyes. He started stroking the llama's neck again.

"They're not that bad, but they have one major flaw." You raised your eyebrows, intrigued. "They don't drink whiskey."

You started laughing loudly. Of course, it was all Jack. He had to find some flaw, no matter how absurd. He couldn't just admit that he liked llamas.

"Oh yeah... Llamas don't drink whiskey." You repeated and walked over to him.

You wrapped your arms around his waist and snuggled into his broad chest. After all, he was always your first choice when it came to cuddling.

Jack immediately hugged you back and kissed your head.

"But you know who drinks whiskey?" You started talking. "Me. So I can be your companion."

He chuckled softly and pulled you closer to him.

"You are the best companion." He whispered into your ear. "For everything, not just drinking whiskey."

You felt yourself getting pleasantly warm. You grabbed his hand.

"Let's get out of here. Llamas shouldn't have to witness what happens after drinking whiskey."

Jack laughed loudly and wrapped his arms around your waist.

"Of course, Sugar! Leave the llamas... You can't ride them. But You can ride your cowboy!"

Pernament tag list: @harriedandharassed

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal fanfiction #jack daniels #agent whiskey #jack daniels fanfiction #jack daniels x reader #jack daniels and you #agent whiskey fanfiction #agent whiskey and reader #kingsman the golden circle #pedro pascal characters #fluff #so much fluff #jack daniels is so sweet

[blushblushbear]

How the boys would react/console you after a PTSD nightmare? 🥹

from the heart of the bear; I hope you have a good night's sleep filled with pleasant dreams <3

NOW FOR BOYS

Nimh - is startled at first (mostly cause he wakes up with a start half the time he wakes up regardless), immediately filled with sympathy for you. makes you a nice mug of tea, wraps you in a quilt, holds you tight and whispers words of comfort until you are put at ease once more

Volks - he's not the best with words, so he just holds you. Tight and close and secure. He might not have words for you, but he's got you none the less. He's here. You're safe. He's with you. It's gonna be okay.

Kelby - He's very drowsy, but he leads you through breathing exercises. Might fall asleep as he's guiding you through them (they're very soothing), but he's still holding your hand tight even as he drifts off. Breath in, breath out, follow him into sleep.

Eli - He'll ask if you wanna grab ice scream and trauma dump or just be held and try to go back to sleep. Either way, he's here for you, whatever you need, for as long as you need it.

Anon - Rubs your back and plays soothing noises like rain as you lay on his chest. Breaths with you as you start to relax

Garret - scoops you up into his strong arms, holds you close, rocking you back and forth as he pets your hair. it's okay love, you always have Garret.

Dmitri - Takes your hands, gives them both a kiss. pulls you in and kisses your cheek. Wraps his arms around you and whispers sweet nothings in your ear. You are safe, you are wrapped in his love, it will be okay.

Ichiban - asks if you wanna talk about it. lays in bed next to you as you vent and then/or lays cuddled up with you as you watch cat videos on his phone.

William - holds you tight in his arms and low key plays therapist. Saying how this is a normal part of trauma (which is is) and how it's part of the healing (which it also is). very calming, very reassuring, let's you cry or vent your heart out

Myx - pulls you in close and sings you a gentle love song until you can breath normal again. rocks and lulls you back into sleep.

Stirling - pulls you in close, silent and contemplative. he rubs your back and pets your head. he's here, it's going to be alright.

Scale - rests his head on yours and holds your hand tight. vows that he will protect you from anything and be by your side come what may. the shadows are scary, but he is scarier.

Sven - finds the softest blanket he can and makes you into a burrito. brings you hot choc and asks if you want to talk about it. either way, you end up warm and snugly in his arms

Cole - holds you close and in a soft and quiet voice promises that you are alright, and nothing will ever get to you so long as he's around. and he will always be around...

Poe - holds your hand, quiet in the dark, runs his thumb along the back of your hand as he recites you a poem he wrote for you but has yet to share.

Cashew - wraps you in a blanket, snuggles up with you and reads you something sweet and soothing.

Seth - pulls you in close and rubs your back as he let's you let it all out. it'll be okay. you have him. and he'll be damned if anything will ever happen to you. (I mean he's damned either way but you get the idea)

Logan - pulls you into his big strong cuddly arms and calls in his foster therapy dog. it sounds like you need a cuddle puddle of love and support STAT

Reece - wraps his scarf around you, and pulls your head in close, kisses your forehead lovingly and holds you as he promises it will be alright, he's got you.

Aki - curls up around you trying to snuggle you as snuggly as he can be. asks if you want to hear about some awesome pranks he's pulled recently or a few good jokes he's heard. either way, you're gonna be support cuddled for the rest of the night.

Haru - pulls you in close, holds you tight, kisses your forehead and promises that nothing will ever touch you as long as he's around.

Fuyu - is a big shocked at first, pulls you in, drapes over you as he holds you close. swears upon all the stars in the sky that if anything rotten ever looks your way, he'll show them the true meaning of fear.

#bear text #blush blush #blush blush game #bb game #bear talks #bb #bear answers #sweeney todd nothing's gonna harm you not while I'm aroooound

[ur-dad-satan]

How I think all of the brothers would help you with the grieving process. Based on nothing but my shitty little brain. (Will be wholesome bc I need that rn)

Lucifer

First, he would try to take care of any work that you need done and help you with important things that you can't get out of. He's also emotionally mature enough to help you work through your emotions even if you think you understand them.

Mammon

He would help you take your mind off of it. He would take you out to do things you enjoy or even just out to talk just so you feel a little better. He'd even treat you to a little retail therapy.

Leviathan

He would be awkward at first, but he would help you take your mind off if it too. He would play games with you or watch movies with him as long as you wanted. He wouldn't even complain when you fall asleep in his arms.

Satan

He would do a mixture of things to help you out. He would read books with you so you're not lonely, he would take you to pet some cats, he would even take you to a rage room to let out all your anger. After all is said and done, he would comfort you until you were feeling better and then some.

Asmodeus

He would encourage healthy habits. He would tell you to cry it all out and make sure you drink plenty of water. He understands not wanting to get out of bed, but he'll make sure you do the small things with the gentlest tone and words.

Beelzebub

He would make sure you stayed healthy just like Asmo. He would make sure you eat and get at least a little bit of exercise in even if it's just walking around. He would make you small portions of easy to eat food and eat with you so you're not by yourself.

Belphegor

He would be there for you on those sleepless nights. Even if he was struggling to keep his eyes open, he would be there holding you when you cried until you fell asleep. He would threaten or try to bite anyone who tried to wake you up. He would also cuddle you for hours until you felt better.

#obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me leviathan #obey me beelzebub #obey me headcanons

[atlantis-just-drowned]

hi!! could u do pluto x reader relationship headcanons?? :)))

Pluto x reader relationship headcanons

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Masterlist

• You can't even imagine the dilemma you put him through EVERY DAY because

• He is very shy about PDA

• But in the same time he's touch starved

• He wants to kiss and hug and cuddle you alllllll day but there is people what should he do????

• Eventually he holds your hand/pinkie very shyly when he feels safe and confident enough

• Maybe (and I emphasize on the maybe) he'll end up finding the strength to hold your hand more casually and hug you once he starts to feel a lot more confident about your relationship

• Kisses are still only for when you two are alone tho

• Very protective, if someone tries to hurt you in any kind of way he WILL make them regret it (by being extra-aggressive around them)

• You will also have to deal with his protectiveness because he basically CLINGS to you and doesn't let go of your waist until he's SURE you're safe

• Likes to take care of you and to be taken care of, it really depends of his mood but both make his heart melt for you

• Clings to you for help/protection when he's scared. If you wear a coat he'll totally hide in it like the wet cat he is

• He will NEVER admit it but he loves when you just carry him around. His face will turn redder than a tomato but deep down he just doesn't want you to put him down. Like, never.

• If you're a wheelchair user and you give him your consent + there's no one around he will totally sit on your laps and cuddle there I am positive to cat-behaved Pluto.

• Will get flustered if you call him "kitten". Don't stop tho he likes the nickname.

• He blushes very easily around you. You can do basically anything and he'll blush anyway

• Likes to spend days-in and cozy moments alone with you, cuddling and reading with you are his favorite activities. If you let him bury his face in your neck or chest he'll be in absolute bliss

• He won't fully open up about his past and struggles if he doesn't fully trust you, so be patient

• And also give him the extra amount of affection and support this boy needs affection

• Likes when you help him speak up for himself, he doesn't want you to speak instead of him, he just needs you to help him make space for him to talk in a group, sometimes

• YES HE PURRS (but only in his spectre form)

• He can't control it whenever he sees you or feel happy (=he sees you) in his cat form he just starts purring

• He is SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT

• He'll feel more comfortable doing it around you if you tell him that's cute and adorable

• But if other people see him purrs he will be MORTIFIED

• He also does like scratches

• Please note I haven't specified that it applied only to his spectre form

• But only you are allowed to do those, he'll try to keep it a secret between the two of you for as long as he humanly can

• Don't ask him to make cat noises in his human form he will be so embarrassed he'll turn RED and probably collapse

• He can happen to have anxiety/panic attacks (no shit sherlock) but just hold him close and calm him down and it'll pass

• I mean your hugs soothe him on a daily basis, anxiety or not

• But it's especially efficient when he's stressed out I swear your cuddles are literal therapy to him

• If you ever feel insecure about anything he will put his HEART into trying to reassure you. He won't know rest until you'll feel better.

#answered #whispers from atlantis #pluto nevermore #nevermore webtoon #nevermore webcomic #nevermore #nevermore fanfic #nevermore pluto #pluto x reader #nevermore headcanons

[b4tracha]

Getting Closer to SKZ

(Sorry I disappeared,, I have been busy with uni..)

Bang Chan: Because he is a very busy person, he honestly forgot that he gave you his number until randomly he got a message asking if you wanted to hang out. He was clueless until he realized you were the hot guy from that group hangout. He almost immediately said yes, but calmed down once he realized how insane he would probably look to him. Instead, he calmly said yes, and the very next day after a recording session, he was going to go eat with you.

Getting closer was easier than he thought it would be honestly. Chan can be very shy when it comes to very attractive men, so the fact you wanted to interact with him was mindblowing. You could make the stupidest joke in the world and Chan would giggle like a child, ears hot and red. Your smile, charm, demeanor and just attitude had the man hooked. 

Now you guys were hanging out at least multiple times a week. Because Chan was a very busy guy, that usually meant you were in the JYPE building in his mini studio watching him work in awe and giving comments while he got bashful and tried to hide. He tried to keep you away from the other members, but the other members of 3racha were bound to meet you. Now you were the subject of Chan teasing. He couldn’t go outside the dorm without Jisung or Changbin going, “Going out with Y/N again~?” He hated to admit that they were actually right most of the time.

Lee Know: The second he was home with Dori after the check, he took a selfie with each individual of his cats. He talked about them alot to you while at the vet and he wanted to show them off to you(while also showing his visuals off as well.) He giggled when you fawned over Soonie and Doongi as you haven’t met them. That was then the start of the “play dates.”

The kitten you had rescued and then decided adopt and take care of was obviously too young and small for her to be around the other three, but that didn’t stop Minho from begging you to come over with her, so he could cuddle her while watching you play with his babies. He was very persuasive when he was whiney, but you didn’t mind all that much.

He kept you hidden from the members and wouldn’t mention you to the other members, not for any particular reason. He just wanted you to himself, much like a cat. Once he was on break, he would beg for you to come to his house in Gimpo to bring his baby (you or the kitten, didn’t matter the answer.)

Changbin: You weren’t exactly a regular there as he found out when he went the next day and you both ended up talking. You just had a bad muscle strain and required weeks of physical therapy to build it back up properly. He didn’t mind honestly. He actually enjoyed helping you in your workouts and even gave tips so it wouldn’t happen again.

After workouts, you guys eventually started to eat together afterwards and exchanged contacts. You could rip the loudest laugh out of him honestly. Every couple minutes, the restaurant would be a decent volume and then you’d hear Changbin’s laugh rip from the corner of the room. At some point the owners even threatened to kick you guys out before you guys just left and walked for a bit until it was time to part ways. If Stay saw a workout video or two from a new angle, it was probably from you. Not that they would need to know..

Hyunjin: Hyunjin is an artist. That meant sometimes he had try new things. Meeting you gave him just the right amount of motivation to keep doing down the art shop and buying new things. You must think he was going broke with the way he kept going in and out and at a chance of getting a glance of seeing you. 

Eventually, he got the courage to ask to draw you. It came out of nowhere for you, because he doesn’t say that much to you, but he does tend to stare but it did start to make sense now. Nonetheless, you did agree and went to a local coffee chop and he started to sketch you doing random things like a boost of sudden energy to make anything under the sun. Once he was done, you both started to talk about art and your favorite styles and mediums and artists and anything you could find. 

Hyunjin felt like it was easy to talk to you. He felt like it was easy to look at you. He would find himself doodling you. He didn’t mind that much as sometimes he would just change a few things and post it on Instagram or Bubble for Stay. Maybe you were easy to write about too..

Han: When you offered him ice cream, at first he thought a little small cone or something. No, you asked him what flavor he wanted and got him the biggest cup you can get for it. When Jisung went to say something, you just admitted wanted to talk to him more. Que brain circuit. No, that’s okay.

Han enjoys talking to you alot. You both ended up going to the park together more often, which was kind of a shock for the home body that his dorm mates usually knew. You guys would walk the trail, or lay in the grass and talk, or even feed the fish or ducks in the pond whenever you guys could. It was relaxing being with you and letting go for once. 

 One day, he brought you back to the dorm to show you a song he made and he never felt more nervous in his life. At first, your face was unreadable but once it was done there was a big goofy smile on your face that just made his heart hammer twice as much. 

Felix: Before his manager could pull him away, you ended up slipping your number in his pocket. He didn’t realize at first, so he was bummed that he could never talk to the hot guy that was flirting with him again. That was until the wind blew a little too hard and he dug his hands in his pockets, finding the paper. He was shocked, yet impressed. As soon as he got privacy, he added you in his contacts and spammed you. 

Neither lived in the country that the event was being hosted at and you didn’t live in South Korea, so it would be hard to meet in person. However, that didn’t mean anything to him. He loved texting you. If you thought his messages on bubble were excessive, his messages with you were even more extreme. Anything he did in his day would be accompanied with a selfie and a message. And like you were when you first met, you called him pretty and told him about your own busy day. It wasn’t perfect like he wanted it, but he enjoyed talking to you. If someone asked who his last contact was? Well, he would have to plead the fifth.

Seungmin: Because of you, the company put a restriction on how much coffee Seungmin could drink. He would come in every day before any lessons or practices starts and if your shift hasn’t ended, would come back. He enjoyed going to that little shop so much that he even had your work scheduled memorized so he didn’t come when you weren’t there.

Eventually, the conversations started outside the coffee shop (because of the restriction.) He wasn’t that big of a texter, but he did love checking up on you during dance practice or vocal lessons breaks. Even at work, you answered him quick. If a member asked who had him smiling so big, he snap with some stupid snarky comment everyone knows he doesn’t mean. He wanted to keep you his little secret just for a little longer. Even Jeongin, who goes with him everywhere, doesn’t know about you just yet. 

I.N: The next time he saw you he wasn’t having a shopping spree. He honestly almost forgot about you. Being an idol, it was hard to constantly keep up with people. You tapped him on the shoulder and spoke to him casually like that was something normal to do. He was worried it was a fan, but it was just you. The store was having a slow day, so he just decided to stay there. You talked about fashion, aesthetics, and even the tips you said you wanted.

But after a while, your boss told you off about talking to customers while on the job, so you had to stop. Jeongin got annoyed about it, but you didn’t care that much. As much as you hated your boss, he wasn’t around that often and you liked working there and people-watching and seeing all the visions people had with clothes. You both decided to exchange numbers and send different things like clothes and shoes or even stupid posts you found funny. If you wanted to complain about your bosses, you’d go to each other and give each other advice as best as possible. The two of you were definitely two peas in a pod. 

#skz #stray kids #bang chan #lee know #changbin #hyunjin #han jisung #lee felix #kim seungmin #yang jeongin #stray kids x male reader #stray kids x reader

[ninyard]

TSC mandated ask

Just need someone who has read the books to know that once Jean followed Lucas to the parking lot and I understood what was going to happen, I had to:

- close the app

- watch puppy videos

- cuddle the cat

- ask a friend to come over to hold my hand (was late at night, did not work)

- scream in my head for a good while

and in total take a 1 hour break before being able to go on reading…

Anyway, it was painful 🥲 (still loved it)

thank you for completing your mandatory service 🫡

You know what that moment felt like? Reading TRK and Luther saying Drake was in the house. That heart skipped a beat, stomach dropping, earth shattering realisation where you realise what is about to happen.

Oh it made me SIIIIICK.

I think everyone should get a couple free therapy sessions once they’ve finished TSC. It only seems fair for what Nora puts these boys through!!

#tsc #tsc spoilers

[snaililita]

I adore Len and Rin! I have been trying my hand in x readers lately by making a load of Lyney x Reader so why not make some nostalgic (for me at least) Len x Reader🤔? As cringe as it may sound I've been reading all the fics left over by the fandom of old since I was 10 I'm so obsessed with Len>< So I pretty much have a headcanon for everything under the sun about him! So this mini thing will be a breeze:>

Len is a very cautious lover.

Used to all the memes and hate he used to regularly get back when the Vocaloid fandom was rampant; he is very hesitant with just about everything he does lest it become yet another meme and another reason to make fun of him.

As you can guess this leads to major anxiety and constantly feeling like he has done something wrong.

Please don't let him feel this way.

This being said, he is great at recognizing panic/anxiety attacks long before they happen.

He has a tendency to memorize what triggers them and avoids those places/topics entirely.

It's almost like he was built to be some form of anxiety relief android. Maybe he has some beta coding for future therapy androids?

Either way despite his physical age and mindset his is incredibly observant and can read a person pretty well.

He has a tendency to make assumptions though.

Brush his hair and don't tell him he needs to whack his ponytail off.

He'll love you.

Maybe he will let you braid it if you ask nicely.

He owns a saluki named Happy. No questions asked.

No he does not co-own her with Rin. Happy is *his* dog and neither him or the dog will accept otherwise.

If his dog approves of you 9 times outta 10 he will too.

He also likes cats, he and Rin are just allergic.

If you're someone like me and covered in cat hair 24/7, he will sneeze around you all the time.

It's cute though.

Len sneezes are adorable.

He is bad at english/kanji class please help him.

That being said he is a math wizard.

If you're like me and suck at math he can help you don't need to worry.

He would probably just do your homework for you if you ask.

Which is why you shouldn't.

Len has a problem with doing things for others so he'll do just about anything (within reason) for you if he loves you enough.

We already know he would die for his sister if I had to guess he would die for you too if you won him over.

He will take his hoodie off for you and let you wear it. He never takes his hoodies off.

Please please protect him.

Him is verr ee wholesome.

Len has some serious self doubt issues (as I mentioned earlier) so remind him that he *is* talented and that his sister isn't any better than he is.

I mentioned earlier he is good at recognising the signs of a panic attack and I think he is just as prepared to handle them as he is good at sensing them.

If you need words of comfort he can provide you with those but if you just want him to hold you while you cry he can do that too.

He actually prefers the latter because he is afraid he may say something wrong.

He has attachment issues and separation anxiety.

To certain extent he has separation anxiety with his sister and dog but it's not as bad as it is with you.

He gets so nervous and scared. He doesn't like being without you.

He is also super attached to you because you aren't mean to him.

That's probably one of the big reasons he loves you so much; you treat him like a person.

Len gets angry when people say he is a little gay twink.

He likes girls too!

He thinks no matter what's in your pants if your beautiful and kind you are beautiful and kind>:[

Please play minecraft and animal crossing with him♡♡♡

He is often littered with band-aids for no reason. He thinks they look cool lol.

Big cuddler!

Winter and autumn are his favourite seasons because he can cuddle with you in bed and wear layers:)

He has *so* many blankets and he shares all of them with you!

Doesn't mind if you fart in the bed. Doesn't run away squealing in disgust like his sister. Literally could not care less it's no different from a sneeze to him. True manliness right there.

Apple cider is his favourite!

He loves the smell so much his room has diffusers everywhere in it and they all have the scent:)

He also has his windows open a lot of the time!

So it smells like that windy-open-window-bedroom *and* apple cider!

If you open his door without expecting it, it's like being hit in the face with essence of bard. (If you get it you get it.)

Hates anything to do with zombies. They trigger panic attacks in him because he knows he would survive because he is an android but he wouldn't know how to keep you and your loved ones safe.

Not knowing what to do in certain situations enduces anixety and panic attacks in him whether it be an on the spot question from a teacher or just thinking about a situation like such his room.

He cries a lot.

I mean he is adorable and it's impossible to not find him cute when he does cry but he has one of those crying faces that makes you just feel so much guilt and a need to protect him.

Smooch his cheeks when he cries, if you do it enough he cries a little less.

Don't make him bottle up his emotions though, but also help him to stop crying because it's not very good for his eye cameras.

His eyes can glow in the dark by the way.

Every android's can.

But his are so pretty! When they glow they are a bright, electric blue that fades into a slightly deeper shade and they are *so*, SO sparkly!!

Make sure to tell him his sparkle eyes are beautiful✨✨

He has a lot of plushies.

He likes Journey to the West and is a Sun Wukong enthusiast!

He really likes Dragon Ball so he wanted to know about the design origins of Goku and you get the picture.

He doesn't quite understand all the symbolism in JTTW but he still enjoys it regardless because MONKEY KING SMASH!!!

Has a lanyard that he really likes and doesn't take off often.

He has a Vocaloid tomogatchi and the little character in it is the same Rin he has had since he first got it back when they were released.

He can't let his sister die on him!

His sister has one with him in it that she takes just as good care of♡

They may argue all the time but they really do love eachother!

Len and Rin are you best friends and Len is the best, most accommodating boyfriend you could ever ask for so please treasure him and his sister you lucky you!

Handle with care U^U

#adelita writes #vocaloid #len x reader #len kagamine #kagamine len #vocaloid x reader

[banakinbabygirl]

RE4R Leon Kennedy Relationship HCs

(because i need to domesticate him)

warning: mentions of trauma and violence, nsfw under the heading, VERY FLUFFY AND DOMESTIC THOUGH

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SFW

-carries all the groceries in one trip for you

-loves having his hair played with but never admits it

-blushes very easily at any affection you initiate

-this man EATS in more ways than one

-he’s always hungry and one of his love languages is when his partner cooks for him. it makes him feel so special

-will watch you cook because he’s rubbish at it

-set the toaster on fire one time and you kicked him out of the kitchen after that

-passenger princess (for obvious reasons)

-likes when you work out with him and let him use you as weights bc he can lift you so easily

-you forced him to do couples yoga one time and he landed on his bum

-not good with his words, so he communicates his love through physical touch, quality time and gifts

-very sentimental. if you give him a gift, even something small, he will cherish it forever

-loves cuddling in silence, just holding you close to him and listening to your heartbeat

-if he tells you something sweet, he really means it. it takes a lot for him to verbalise his feelings

-loves the sound of your laugh

-would not care what your body type is at all. he’s not picky; he’d love you for you

-he does NOT know he’s hot. he always blushes when you tell him he’s attractive because he doesn’t realise

-he can be pretty insecure with his appearance at times so reassurance goes a long way for him

-also insecure when it comes to dating. he’s had a decent list of failed romances and always worries he’s not good enough for you or that you’ll leave him

-initially quite awkward with you, but he loosens up over time and develops great banter with you

-definitely needs a more playful partner to show him life isn’t always dark

-loves when you tease each other and mess around

-it warms his heart when you put on music and dance with him in the living room

-would die for you, kill for you

-very protective, but not possessive

-keeps you close to him when you’re out to make sure you’re safe

-a little jealous; would come up and put his arm around you if another man was talking to you, but wouldn’t fight anyone unless they attacked first

-the type of boyfriend to dislike everyone but you

-driest texter known to man

-avid user of the thumbs up emoji 👍

-prefers calling but his phone calls are very to the point— like how he does his mission updates

-leon does carry a lot of trauma (childhood trauma, being an orphan, raccoon city, training to become an agent, PTSD from being on the field etc…)

-he’s buries his trauma a lot and doesn’t like to talk about it, especially in his mandatory therapy sessions, but in certain situations, you help him to open up

-in the rare occasion, he might reach a breaking point and just cry in your arms while you console him

-he would feel soo guilty if his past was affecting you

-hurting you is the last thing he’d ever want and he’d go outside of his comfort zone to keep you happy and make sure you’re okay

-has nightmares from time to time, but waking up next to you helps keep him grounded

-he’s a relationship kinda guy— he doesn’t date for fun and likes commitment

-likes it when you kiss him with lipstick on (he’ll stare at all the lipstick stains on his face with a stupid grin)

-will reluctantly let you pin his hair back with hair clips

-doesn’t listen when you suggest he gets a different haircut

-not the type to argue. if there’s a problem, he’ll either just leave it and walk away, or immediately try to diffuse it

-quiet, but lots of thoughts in his head. over-thinker for sure

-tests out his one-liners for missions on you (the thought of this just makes me laugh)

-if you have pets, he’d be pretty distant with them, but they’ll weave their way into his heart by constantly wanting his attention

-uses a baby voice with pets 😭

-had a dog as a child, but is more of a cat person

-hates (loves) when you call him out when he smiles. he’ll cover his mouth so you can’t see it but won’t be able to stop grinning afterwards

-the little things really get to him. small gestures like kissing his beauty spots or remembering his favourite snack mean SO much to him

-finds excuses to carry you around. will throw you over his shoulder every chance he gets

-so bad with kids but children just cling to him

-if you have younger siblings or cousins or nephews/nieces, they all wanna play with him and climb on him and make him pick them up

-is extra cautious/gentle with them because he’s so scared of hurting them

NSFW

-mostly a soft dom, but can be a switch (we’ve all heard the whimpers)

-i love a really rough kinky leon as much as the next person, but realistically, he’d be really vanilla in bed

-he needs security in his life, especially in the bedroom

-missionary, mating press, and spooning are his go-to’s

-loud asf

-grunting and groaning and praise for sure, but if you’re pleasing him, he’s like putty in your hands

-if you work REALLY hard boosting his ego, you might bring out his cocky side

-whimpering and moaning when he gets bjs

-touchy, but not very rough. he doesn’t wanna hurt you

-buuuut, if you beg him enough, he just might pull on your hair and wrap his hand around your throat

-loves kissing you everywhere, and loves it in return

-the type of guy to hold hands when he fucks you

-it’s like almost 7 inches. maybe like 6.8-6.9

- #F2DCC5 at the base, bleeds into #E6C2A2 along the shaft, and #EBBBBB at the tip

-has brown pubes that are pin-straight

-i’m really tossed up on whether he’s cut or not. someone help me out with this please

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I WROTE THIS SIX MONTHS AGO IDK WHY I NEVER POSTED IT. also reconsidering the nsfw hcs bc of hydrafxx 🤭

#leon kennedy #leon kennedy smut #resident evil #resident evil 4 #leon kennedy headcanons #leon kennedy relationship headcanons #bananakinbabygirl