Ivan just finished his new novel, and he’s absolutely thrilled to see all that hard work online and ready for purchase. It’s an exciting time, but he can’t help wondering when his first review will arrive to get the ball rolling.
Feeling conflicted, Ivan posts his own review of the book, opting for a modest three out of five stars. It’s only then that Ivan notices the physical manifestation of a five star review hanging out in the park across the street, and he’s instantly attracted to this mysterious figure.
But when Ivan and the physically manifested review finally meet, it becomes apparent that Ivan might’ve been selling himself short. Maybe it’s okay to believe in your own work and shout it from the rooftops! One things for sure, their hardcore encounter is worth a perfect score.
This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay sentient review action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and five star love.
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please enjoy new tingler POUNDED BY THE FIVE STAR RATING I GAVE MY OWN BOOK BECAUSE I THINK I DID A GOOD JOB AND I DESERVE IT out now. then go give yourself top marks bud youre amazing. get on amazon and true buckaroo patreon
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This one goes out to all the buckaroos whose trot has been SIGNIFICANTLY IMPROVED by the art of @drchucktingle
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Everyone is all for sex positivity until aroallos want equality, huh?
Everyone is all for stopping the sexualization of women until they’re ace, hm?
Everyone is all for community and openness until cishet aces or aros want to be rightfully recognized as queer, right?
Stop the aphobic bullshit and take a step back. Look at your biases. Look at the language you use and realize how mean you’re being. Learn from your mistakes and become a kinder person.
I used to be aphobic. I didn’t understand how someone could feel little to no romantic attraction especially, and it was because I am very alloromantic. But that is exactly how homophobes look at the rest of the queer community. Since they don’t experience the attraction we do, the choose to believe it’s not real.
Just because you don’t fully understand what it’s like to be aspec doesn’t mean you should be hating aspec people. They are queer too. Fucking treat them as such.
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5+1 idea: all of the times the batkids came home from patrol to find Bruce absolutely exhausted/collapsed in front of the monitors in the Cave and had to try and get all 220 lbs of him into bed somehow.
dealer’s choice on why he’s knocked out (awake too long, injury, etc) but the key part in my mind is that he was trying so hard to push through it all (keeping their comm lines open, trying to finish a scan after 72 hours of no sleep, ignoring the bandage he just bled through to review Tim’s notes on a case, etc)
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I started reading Dungeon Meshi last week, became instantly charmed and captivated, and blitzed through the entire manga in 4 days (and changed my profile picture about it). With that in mind, I would just like to say...
I love your dungeon meshi art so so much
CHILCHUCK!!!!!!!!
Thank you kindly! I love Dungeon Meshi a lot, so I'm happy to see so many people get into it for the first time.
CHILCHUCK!!!
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Something about the fact that both Dean and Cas think they’ve fucked up too many times to be redeemed, that they aren’t worth saving, and yet they forgive each other.
Something about the fact that both of them, faced with an outside force compelling them to kill the other, pushed past that to save each other’s lives.
Something about Cas dying to save Dean time after time because he can’t stand the thought of seeing Dean dead, not knowing what it does to Dean to see Cas dead, and to feel like the blood is on his hands; about Cas trying to restructure the universe for Dean and Dean just wanting him to stay.
Something about Dean teaching Cas to be more human and then, when he is human, failing to help him and having to live with the regret of that.
Just…something about Cas and Dean and the way that they’re simultaneously doomed and inevitable, always circling around something but never able to land
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Sure, CW grab spn by the neck and drag it out the pearly gates of its own heaven if you want. But this time, put a teenage girl in the writers' room, and I GUARANTEE we'd do a better job.
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