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belphies-cowgirl · 9 months

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little things you do for them

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Lucifer

sitting next to him on the piano bench and turning each page of sheet music for him while he plays.

sitting in his lap while cupping the side of his face and rubbing your thumb across his cheekbone in the privacy of his office whenever he's stressed out more than usual (he'll press his forehead against yours and let out a content sigh)

when he opened a package and foam exploded all over him (do better Satan, that was a lame prank) you started to wipe his face clean, but he scrunched his face and tried to pull away because it was embarrassing and "not necessary" (don't let him fool you, he likes it when you baby him like that)

Mammon

that one time you waited for him after one of his modeling gigs with a sweet treat and a kiss because he looked so pretty wearing a suit with his hair slicked back.

running your fingers through his hair despite protests about how he doesn't need to be babied (he does) and that "it's no big deal" after one of his brothers takes a joke a bit too far.

zipping up his jacket for him and warming his hands up with yours whenever it's a bit too cold outside (give him a few minutes to learn how to breathe again because you're holding his hands)

Levi

moving his headset back on top of his head when it starts to slide back during an intense gaming session

leaving little love notes on his monitors sometimes (he has a tiny crisis when he has to take them down)

taking notes for him without him asking you to when he misses class (it melts his heart knowing you took time to copy and colored code your notes again for him)

Satan

rubbing his back while he lays his head on your lap and rants about a heated argument he had with Lucifer.

when you split a cute cat-shaped cookie with him when he decided you should have it instead and that he would order something else.

staying up late with him discussing a book, having little debates about the characters and plot points (he finds it endearing when you go on tangents or talk with your hands)

Asmo

letting him hold your hand while he searches through clothes racks

moving a few loose strands of hair out of his face when he’s focused on painting his nails

liking all his devilgram posts when you have some free time to go through them (feels really appreciated when he sees you've spammed his notifications because he posts A LOT)

Beel

gently wiping food off his face because he gets messy sometimes and doesn't realize it

handing him an ice-cold water bottle while he's working out and dabbing his forehead with a cool towel when he gets too sweaty

giving him snacks between classes so his stomach doesn't growl too loudly during classes (poor baby gets embarrassed when it happens during an exam)

Belphie

putting a makeshift pillow under his head when he falls asleep on uncomfortable-looking surfaces

moving his hair out of his face when you're trying to wake him up (he playfully nips at your hand sometimes)

sleeping with a few of his blankets so they smell like you and he can bury himself under them when you're gone (2 hours running errands and he acts like you abandoned him)

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idontknowreallyidontcare · 2 months

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Ayyy! Nikto appreciation squad let's go! Imagine the reader being so down bad for him too they're absolute nightmares to have on base because you can't pull them apart or they'll get hostile?

(HOES)TILITY WITH NIKTO FOR MY GIRLS

It’s actually funny how between every man you could’ve possibly had you ended up with a traumatized, masked, militar with OCD and personality disorders. He’s so dreamy isn’t he? Was this some kind of a joke destiny decided to pull on you? You didn’t really care to be fair, you loved this man and so did he. One thing you both had in common was the way you both were so down bad for each other, it was actually borderline embarrassing.

And let’s not talk about how you’d both get when your 3 hours of making out and rubbing against each other in a small room on base was being interrupted by a poor recruit who just happend to need a mop from the catchall.

Or when Krueger would get mad at Nikto for spending his lunch break somewhere with you instead of staying with him and the other guys.

You being one of the few females on base was a bit of a disadvantage so Nikto always made sure to spend as much time as possible with you, so you would not get lonely. The guys always had something to say about it, but in the long run they just got used to it and rested the case. He was staying with you and nothing could change his mind. Especially since he’d be getting to fuck you somewhere on base, and nothing could top that.

It was disgusting how you both were always so physical and disrespectful of your surroundings. Nikto was known to be crazy so shame was not something he ever struggled with, but for you to be equally provocative was another thing.

Somehow that’s how you both were, you really found each other, and you were both equally in love, equally as crazy for each other.

It took König hundreds of threats, 3 physical interventions and who know what else to actually get you and Nikto to STOP scaring off recruits just for fun. And not because your ideas of scaring them were some lame pranks or some stupid jokes, no, because your ideas of scaring them off were to be disgusting and embarrassing, from making out in front of some poor recruit who just wanted to go take a nap in his barracks after a hard day of training, to you both completely acting like hoes just for fun.

You’d be grabbing Niktos cock thru his pants, saying the nastiest things, and he’d keep up with your game acting just as nasty.

Poor recruits are traumatized just by hearing or seeing you both together, because you’re never up to no good, and they always fear for their mental health.

#nikto x reader #cod nikto #nikto #call of duty nikto #nikto smut

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lou-struck · 1 year

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Operation: Stay Away Cupid Pt. 2

OM Brothers & Datables x reader pt.2

Featuring Special parts with Lucifer, Mammon, and Leviathan.

Part 2

Part 1

Part 3

Solomon's Prank has the Brothers worried, But they still don't want to tell you about the danger you are in. So they plan to still take out out as planned.

Tagging- @chaoticotaku, @nicksworld0715 , @ikevampharem, @ppichippi , @rabba-vee, @alexisjustheree, @scienceisfornerds, @rustybucketofghosts

"I don't know about you guys, But 'm' gonna go and keep watch over Mc," Mammon blurts, taking off in a sprint through the gates of RAD.

With a wave of his hand, Lucifer creates a barrier in front of his younger brother, the Avatar of Greed crashes into the red wall nose-first with a thud sending his sunglasses flying onto the pavement. "Mammon, Can't you be patient for once in your life?" he sighs, rubbing his temples in irritation.

Mammon tentatively touches his nose, wincing at the pain from the impact. "Oi, what's the big idea? If I don't get there, that thing will take away MY human."

Satan glares daggers at Mammon as he steps forward, "MC belongs to all of us, and If you go in there acting as stupid as you normally do, you're going to scare them."

"Precisely, we don't even know if this is a legitimate threat," Lucifer says with a frown. "So what we should do for now is make sure we go about our Valentine's plans with MC as normal and keep a watchful eye out for the signs Solomon told us about."

"So what are we supposed to do if something does happen, Lucifer?" Beel asks softly, wringing his hands together. "I don't want Mc to fall in love with someone else."

"Beel's right," Asmodeus whines linking arms with the eldest brother, "If anything, I should be the one to stay with Mc today; if they get hit with one of Cupid's arrows, at least they would have the pleasure of falling even more in love with me."

"Absolutely not, "Leviathan hisses, glaring up at the Avatar of Lust with an angry orange glare. "I am way more prepared. There's this anime called Protecting my Crush From Getting Hit by A Vengeful Love God's Arrows, and I have binged it four times."

"But that's just some Lame Anime," Mammon says, springing to his feet. "This is real life. Let me Protect them."

"No, it should be me." Satan bickers, his green eyes alight with emotion.

He puffs out his chest defiantly. "But I'm their first. I-"

"Don't make me laugh," Belphegor says, flicking Mammon on the forehead harshly, "you can't even protect yourself."

Lucifer watches as his six other brothers argue amongst themselves about who is the most fit to protect you from Cupid. He winces at the migraine that is already forming from their shouting. "Quiet down, all of you." He growls lowly, his power shaking the ground beneath their feet. "I have told you all the plan, which came directly from Lord Diavolo. Everyone else is on board already. So shut up, take your turn, and if anyone allows any harm to come to Mc, I will make sure you are suspended upside down into the next millennia."

The vein on his handsome forehead looks like it's about to burst in irritation as he waits for one of his brothers to argue back. But any objections they have, have died on the tip of their tongues as they begin to walk back towards the House of Lamination, where you are eagerly waiting to give them their valentines chocolates.

The House of Lamination is quiet, too quiet.

You were able to take everyone's custom-made valentines chocolates out of their special hiding place without any of the brothers finding you in the process. And although You know you are about to spend special time with everybody today, you can't help but feel a bit lonely right now.

Do you want her throughout the massive house trying to find someone to spend some time with.

Lucifer's study? Empty.

The kitchen? Empty.

The library? Empty.

You search the whole house and can't find anyone.

"Did they forget what day it is today?" You mumble, peering into Leviathan's empty room. The Otaku's gaming chair looks quite strange without him sitting in it. You wave at little Henry 2.0 and toss a small treat into his fish bowl. The goldfish swims happily in circles as he takes the pellet in his mouth, his big pleading eyes looking up at you, begging for another treat.

You sigh and glance behind you to make sure Levi isn't there to watch you overfeed his pet before tossing another one into the bowl. This time he takes the pellet and disappears into the little castle you bought him from a theme park in the human world to enjoy it in solitude.

It's then you hear the front door to the mansion burst open; your ears prick up, and you rush to the entryway to see who just got home.

You were expecting to see one, maybe two, of the brothers, so it was a bit of a shock to see all seven of them coming through the door.

"You all went to hang out together without me?" you pout, stepping into the room and crossing your arms in faux disappointment.

"There ya are, Mc," Mammon says, rushing forward towards you, A look of worry on his features. "Are you feelin' alright?"

You blink at him confusedly, "Of course I am," you answer, forgetting your ruse entirely. "Why wouldn't I be?"

He starts to open his mouth only to be grabbed by the stuff of his leather jacket by Satan, who rolls his eyes at his older brother and sends you a smile. "Don't listen to him, Mc; we just are happy to see you. Happy Valentines Day."

"Yeah, he's just being stupid, Doll," Asmodeus purrs, wrapping his arms around you; Breathing in, you can smell the sweet florals of his cologne as he hugs you tightly. "Are you excited for our little date today?"

You nod, "I am; I am really excited to give you guys your chocolates today, too; I picked them out special."

Pink flushes the brother's cheeks at your words, and Beel licks his lips at the mention of special chocolates.

Lucifer clears his throat and stares at his brothers with a look you can't quite place. "Well then, Now that everyone is home, they can prepare for their dates with Mc." the underlying threat in his words makes his brothers go their separate ways, leaving you alone with the Avatar of Pride.

"They really don't need to do anything crazy," you say, watching them scatter.

Lucifer chuckles, and you see him scan the entryway looking for something. "They just want to make Valentine's Day special for you." he says thoughtfully, "I suppose things are a bit different down here than in the Human world."

"You got that right." you laugh, thinking back to Valentine's Day when you were younger. "You guys have the flowers and chocolates, but you don't have those Cheesy Cards, Hallmark Movies, and no Cupid decorations."

His head picks up a bit at the mention of Cupid. "What was that third one?" he presses, his proximity seemingly forcing the answer out of you.

"Oh, Cupid?" you ask, tilting your head, "He's kinda like the Valentine's day mascot; it's a little winged baby that goes around shooting people with magic arrows that makes them fall in love with the first person they see."

"Interesting," he says "have you ever seen one before?"

You shake your head, "Only in movies; that kind of magic doesn't exist in the human world."

"So, these winged babies don't exist?" he frowns; for some reason, you see his brow twitch the way it does when he reads Mammon's Credit Card bill.

You laugh and shake your head, "Definitely not."

"Interesting." he hums, letting his features relax. With a smirk, he takes your hand, his Crimson gaze staring into yours affectionately. "Well then, I suppose I am up first. Give me a moment to prepare and stop by my room."

*Below are the First Three Dates; there isnt too much plot below, just romantic valentines day fluff and a bit of Cupid Panic from a few of the Brothers.

Lucifer~

You nervously fidget with the ribbon on Lucifer’s chocolate box as you approach his room.

These chocolates from the human world are something the Avatar of Pride has never had before. And you’re a bit worried he may not like it.

Tentatively you knock on the door; Your nerves make the sound feel rather small against the thick wood. And you wonder if you should knock again.

But then the door opens, and Lucifer’s devilishly handsome face looks delighted to see you as he scans your frame.

“What’s with that face? You’re not nervous, are you?. He croons.

“Just a bit,” you say softly, stepping into the room. Your honesty makes his features soften as he shuts the door behind you.

“Come on now, you’re with me; there is no need to feel nervous,” he says, holding out a bouquet of roses for you. “A gift; I have a feeling you’ll be getting sick of chocolate today.”

“Thank you, Lucifer, these are for you,” you smile, breathing in the sweet aroma of the roses. You set them holding out the box. The bright red ribbon matches his eyes perfectly, and you can’t help but feel proud of your pick.

He carefully unravels the ribbon and opens the box. The bourbon-filled chocolates you bought for him seem to glow under the candlelight, the faint aroma of cocoa fills the air. “These look wonderful; I have never had anything like this.”

“There is some Burbon from the human world in the filling,” You explain, “you won’t feel anything, but it adds to the taste. I thought you’d like it.”

He raises one to his lips and takes a bite of it. The chocolate shell splinters and some of the filling falls into his mouth. “It’s delicious,” his eyes light up at the rich taste, and he holds out the other piece. “you must try this one.”

Opening your mouth, you let him feed it to you. The taste is heavenly, but you are more distracted by the way your bottom lip tinges from his gentle touch, even as he pulls away and fixes his gaze on the other side of the room.

“Let’s have some Music, shall we?” he says, taking a record out from his collection and placing it on the player; as it begins to spin, you recognize the tune from the human world. The smooth sounds of Frank Sinatra fill the room as he holds out a hand for you to take, “will you dance with me?”

You take it with a smile, “that’s pretty romantic of you, Luci,” you tease as he twirls you around.

“Would you expect anything less from me,” he asks, raising a brow and pulling you into his embrace. His elegant form swaying to the beat as you placed your head on his chest.

“Never,” you murmur, feeling his arm wrap around the small of your back. The romantic ambiance of this moment makes you feel as if you are the lead in one of those black-and-white romance movies.

Wouldn’t you want to spend the rest of the night like this?” he murmurs into your ear.

“Tempting,” you hum, listening to the steady sound of his heartbeat. It pairs with the music beautifully, making you feel as if the two of you are dancing in the sky. “But that wouldn’t be very fair.

He chuckles lowly, letting his arm wrap around your waist, pulling you even closer, “When it comes to you, my dear, I don’t want to play fair. I’d prefer to keep you all to myself.”

You smile and gaze up at his handsome features, “that’s the Demon in you, I guess.”

He laughs again and gently kisses your forehead. “Happy Valentines Day, My Love.”

Mammon~

Until this morning, Mammon had been talking nonstop about how excited he was for your date to the Shadow Races; the magic horse races frequented by many in the Devildom's High Society.

But now, he seems more nervous than anything. His steps are small, and his eyes seem to keep darting back and forth anxiously as if he is looking for something.

"Mammon?" you ask gently, reaching down and taking hold of his hand that can't seem to stop shaking. "Is something wrong?"

He gives you a wobbly smile and tightens his grip on your hand. "It's nothing," he breathes, "just not feelin' too lucky today."

You little out a little giggle and press a soft kiss to his cheek. "The Great Mammon not feeling lucky? It can't be."

He laughs, and you see his frame looks a bit less tense. "There ya go again, Mc, makin' me feel all special. Yer such a good Human."

You beam at his words and see the rows of bleachers off in the distance. "Wow," you exclaim, looking at the massive turnout, "Who would've thought there would be so many Demons at the races today?"

Still holding your hand, Mammon stops in his tracks and stares at the crowd. "Too many people..." he mummers lowly, looking at you with glassy eyes.

"Are you feeling alright? You look sick?"

Shaking his head, he smiles at you, less convincing than the last. "Just thinkin' I should give ya yer gift before we get in there."

You don't really buy his excuse, but his hesitance probably has something to do with an unpaid debt from someone at the racetrack. "You got me something?"

He puffs his chest out proudly. "I did," He says, flashing you a grin of pearly whites. And taking a single Envelope out of his jacket pocket." Check it out."

You open the seal on the envelope to reveal not one but two golden slips of paper. Reading the printed text, you make out the letters W-O-N-K-A.

"A-are these real?" you ask, staring up at the Demon in front of you. "The Wonka Factory is real?"

"Course it is," Mammon says, "I wanted to give you something special for Valentine's Day, so I worked overtime to get us some tickets."

I love it; thank you so much, Mammon. I can't wait to go with you.

His face flushes a deep red, and he looks down at the ground. D-did ya get somethin for me?"

"Don't worry, I could never forget My First," you smile, taking his gift out of your bag. His eyes light up when he sees the golden wrapper, and he opens it carefully, revealing the chocolate bar with edible gold flakes embedded inside of it.

"This is so cool," he smiles, peering closely at the gold. "Thank ya, Mc. You know me better than anyone."

In his excitement, he leans in to kiss you, only to stop, staring off into the distance in horror. You feel something fly past your wind, and Mammon begins to panic.

"We gotta go," he says, taking your arms and dragging you in the opposite direction of the gust.

"Wait, Mammon? What's going on?" you ask, feeling more concerned for the DemonDemon than yourself. Whoever he is in debt to must be really getting to him.

"I can't lose ya like this," he mumbles, scooping you up and holding you close to his chest as he hops the fence to the race track and sprints past the bleachers.

His powerful speed overcomes the horses that are currently racing on the track as he carries you away from whoever it was that was scaring him.

He doesn't let you down until the two of you are inside the gates of the House of Lamination.

"What was that about?" you ask as he catches his breath.

"Jus… just.. Saw some witches," he says convincingly, "nothin to worry about. Now, Let's spend some time together, just the two of us." he winks, still hunched over. And your unsuspecting laughter fills the room.

Leviathan~

“This place is so cool; you’re going to love it, MC,” Levi says, following the directions on his DDD to the location of your Valentines Day date.

“I’m sure I will, Levi.” you chirp back. After your strange afternoon of running around with Mammon, sitting down at a cafe will be a nice change of pace.

“Okay, we’re here!” The purple hair demon says, gesturing to the completely empty café in front of you. Peering through the windows, you don’t even see an employee inside. “ Levi, are you sure this place is open? I don’t see anyone inside.“

He grins ear to ear, “ I know, that’s the best part. This place is ran by magic. There’s no employees. So when I order some thing, I don’t actually have to worry about talking to anyone.”

“Wait? Really?” You ask, pushing open the glass doors, “It looks like we have the place to ourselves then.”

“Yeah, isn’t it great? We don’t have to worry about any Normies interrupting us.” He says, practically skipping over to a cozy corner booth. And mumbling some thing else about you not being able to look at other people.

“What was that?” you ask, leaning in a bit closer to him

“N-nothing, forget i said anything.” He says quickly, Waving his hands. “ hey, let’s get a milkshake; my chatroom says they’re really good here.

“Really, which kind should we get?” You ask, staring down at the menu. The dozens of delicious looking treats catch your eye.

“Hmmm, We could try the devil cherry one” Levi says, pointing at a monstrous shake near the top of the menu.

“The one that comes in the TSL souvenir cup?" you tease.

He blushes and looks down at the menu shyly. “It’s limited edition.” he mumbles.

You comfortingly place your hand atop his own with a smile. “Well, it sounds tasty; we can split it."

"S-share a milkshake together like Normies?" the Otaku asks, trying his best not to look too excited at the suggestion. "Well, I guess we could share, it looks pretty big, and I still have to give you your chocolate."

Sounds good. Should we go up and order?" you ask, looking around the restaurant for some kind of ordering station.

"Nope, we said what we wanted out loud, so the kitchen is magically making our milkshake now." Levi replies with a smile. "A true Introverts paradise."

"That's convenient." you chuckle. "So now we wait. Let me give you your gift, I know you'll love it."

You bite the inside of your cheek as you reach into your coat pocket. You pull out his gift, "It's not chocolate, but I found some themed anime valentines day cards from a shop in the human world."

"These are so cool," he laughs, reading the little quotes written on each card. "I have your gift too."

He pulls out a pyramid shaped box of chocolates, “They’re Devil chocolates, the flavor changes when you eat them.”

Curiously you raise a piece to you lips and take a bite. The taste is initially creamy like icecream but then heats up to the temperature of a soft backed cookie. "You’re right, Levi.” you smile, savoring the flavors. “The taste does change. Try it.”

You pop your half eaten chocolate in to his mouth playfully.

Levi exe has stopped working.

He has a cute, almost dazed look in his eyes as he is trying to process that his lips just touched something that you have taken a bite out of. “I-indirect k-kiss.” he says softly as a pink blush once again coats his cheeks.

Looking around, you see some cartoony hearts fill the room around you. "Oh, these hearts must be part of the Cafe's decorations for Valentines Day."

"Hearts?" Levi says, blinking back to reality, now noticing them. The color drains from his face, and he stands abruptly. "Wait, I just remembered something." he says quickly, springing to his feet and pullin you up with him.

"What is it?" you ask, condused with his antics.

"We have to go. It’s a sign." he states urgerntly, tightening his grip on your arm and mumbling something you can’t quite make out.

"But our shake..." you say, following him out the door, looking back you see the freshly prepared Milkshake that magically sits at your now empty table.

#obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me #Solomon x reader #Lucifer x reader #Mammon x reader #Asmodeus x reader #leviathan x reader #satan x reader

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i-have-a-sideblog-problem · 11 months

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They grow up so fast: Teenage Luke Headcanons

I can't get out of my head Luke going through a teenage angst faze while in the exchange program and making it everyone's problem. Clearly, demons and angels don't age at the same rate as humans, but if I can blindly have baby Satan, I can have teen Luke.

The program takes place over four years. So sit with me for a minute and think about how everyone would react to sweet, annoying, and adorable 10-year-old Luke turning into a goblin of a 14-year-old!

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All the brothers (mostly Mams, Satan, and Luci) wondering when the hell did the Chihuahua get so tall. He can look Belphie in the eyes!

What do you mean he's still growing, Simone! He's already too tall!

MC having an uno reverse with Luke. He's now tall enough to use them as an armrest.

Luke is also at the stage where teens think the stuff they like or idealized as a kid is cringe. Being Micheal's assistant angel is the worst thing in the world because Michael is the lamest angel in the Celestial Releam.

He starts bad-mouthing Michael every time he comes back from a check-in. It throws everyone off the first time it happens. Simeon and Solomon questioned if Luke was cursed.

Luke also tries to like baking less since it's now lame due to Michael liking sweets so much.

He fails, he can't say no to Barbatos, Simoen, or MC asking him to bake with them. Plus he really does love baking. He's slowly learning how to make it his own thing, and not doing it to impress Michael.

Luke's envy really comes out as a teen. As a 10-year-old his outburst could be perceived as aww he's just a kid. But now he can get pushy and mean, like when the others try to take MC away. That's his best friend, and MC is spending time with me!

He's not above using his blessing to keep those nasty demons away.

The strangest and most agita-inducing thing to come out of Teen Luke is him and Mammon getting along. Barbots and Simone now know why Lucifer went gray so quickly.

Don't get me wrong, Mammon still teases Luke 24-7. It is this job as his adoptive older brother.

Luke now openly wants to hang out with Mammon, and they cause so much trouble together. Pranks, staying out past curfew, a classic Mammon scheme here and there.

Luke has definitely been strung up from the chandelier at least once. And he defiantly learned his lesson to be way more sneaky.

Luke making friends his own age! Just a weird bunch of young dorky demons and angles running around causing chaos. They are helping unite the realm but at the cost of every adult's sanity.

Luke is the cool one out of his friend group because he goes to RAD and hangs out with the future king and the seven lords!

#obey me #obey me brothers #obey me mc #obey me luke #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #this again is self indulgent #i just wanna see my son grow up and get to be a menace like the rest of his family #I'm also bias with Luke growing up and seeing Michael as a dick or at least annoying like everyone else does #obey me this is my canon

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rescue-ram · 7 months

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Why The Joker Is Wild Hits Different

I was thinking about this last month when I wrote 'The Time Has Come For Us To Say Sayonara', and I'm feeling motivated to write up my thoughts tonight. I'm going to list my reasons why this episode in particular rubs people the wrong way roughly in order of importance.

1) Timing This is the most obvious reason but it bears mentioning. Because yeah, the episode where Hawkeye's friends team up to drive him crazy in the same season that ends with Hawkeye having a serious Mental Health Crisis definitely changes the impression this episode leaves, especially in rewatches. I've seen theories that it was intentional foreshadowing, as well as that it was meant to be a lighthearted throwback episode that's just squiffy in execution; both seem plausible. But regardless, I think the timing increases negative feelings towards this episode among people for whom it doesn't land.

2) The Pranks Are Lame This might seem petty or subjective, but the more I thought about it the more important it seemed. Because MASH has a lot of pranks, and the ones people remember and like the most are the most outrageous ones- there are a lot of creative set ups, and some opportunities for great prop or physical comedy. But the pranks in TJIW all happen off screen, for punchline reasons, and with the possible exception of Klinger blowing himself up are all very tame and unremarkable. The "victims" reactions are not particularly hilarious either. This means there's little entertainment value in the pranks themselves, so all of the focus stays on Hawkeye's reactions, and his reactions are "increasingly irrational intense distress" which obviously some people will find very difficult or upsetting to watch.

3) No Back And Forth Other "prank war" episodes are just that- a war. There's retaliation and escalation and often a final twist to the conflict that keeps the action moving. Hawkeye never gets to retaliate or take the upper hand until the very very end of the episode- he's not even really fighting for it. He's consistently put in a reactive and vulnerable position throughout the episode, so it feels targeted in a way that's usually reserved for characters we're meant to dislike and not empathize with- but Hawkeye is our charismatic protagonist, we're constantly invited to empathize with him! So seeing him get picked on and not fight back kind of sucks for a lot of people, especially if, in putting yourself in his shoes, you would find this an insanely upsetting scenario to find yourself in.

4) No A-Plot Other "prank war" episodes are usually paired with a much more serious dramatic story line. Even "April Fools", one of the silliest, has the characters seriously thinking they're all about to be court-martialed. "An Eye for a Tooth" has Mulcahy fighting for a promotion, "Bottoms Up" has Margaret reckoning with her friend's alcoholism- even "The Smell of Music", which has one of the meanest things they do to Charles, has an A-Plot where Potter tries to help a suicidal soldier. The pranks are a welcome break in tension, and the more serious subject matter means they don't get as closely analyzed by the audience- they are straight up comedic relief. But in TJIW, there is no other plot- our focus stays, relentlessly, on Hawkeye losing it. There's no break from the tension, and as already established the weak pranks mean they don't provide that release in themselves. It is very easy to get stuck stewing in Hawkeye's distress.

5) Bad Casus Belli I really think, if Hawkeye had been the one to issue the bet- "Yeah, I said your prank was stupid and I'll say it again, Trap and I coulda pranked all of you in 24 hours or less and you'd've never seen it coming"- that A LOT of this episode's problems would decrease. His come-uppance would at least feel earned- Hawkeye has hubris, gets punished, punchline. But that isn't what happens!! BJ is exhausted and in a bad mood. He takes it out on Hawkeye in a petty destructive prank. Hawkeye is annoyed, and BJ gets mad at him for being annoyed, and then cold bloodedly manipulates him into a bet he fully intends to cheat, in order to punish him for... not finding having his boot ruined funny? For talking about Trapper? There's no explanation given for why the other characters go along with it, especially a character like Mulcahy who not only participates, but is gleeful about it to an extent that's kinda OOC. Hawkeye's punishment feels more like the sort of thing dealt out to Frank, who we expected to deserve it because he was so consistently awful. Why does Hawkeye, our loveable hardworking part-time prankster full-time doctor, deserve to get humiliated? It's charitable to say it's a lack of inciting incident causing problems- to be uncharitable, we'd have to say the inciting incident is BJ taking out his temper on Hawkeye in an honestly pretty cruel way. I say cruel especially given his reaction to seeing Hawkeye lose it in the ward was to make it worse by deliberately feeding Hawkeye's paranoia after Klinger's prank. If you are not a fan which finds BJ's fits of "evil genius" funny in themselves then yeah, the unearned targeting feels infuriating.

#mash

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divorcedfiddleford · 5 months

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ok last thing i SWEAR im gonna shut up after this but i just wanted to post michael rianda's outline for the jack kerouac wendy episode that i mentioned. it definitely needed a lot of work but i do like it in concept. image ID/transcript below the cut (warning it's LONG)

[image 1 ID: a screenshot of a tweet from michael rianda. it reads: "I Found a Lost Wendy Episode of Gravity Falls! We were always trying to crack a Wendy episode. This was my favorite. I love the teenage feel of wanderlust + getting excited about reading "On the Road." I love the backstory and flaw. It didn't work but I always liked it." end image 1 ID.]

[image 2 ID: a screenshot of michael rianda's outline. from here i will simply transcribe what he has written, only fixing typos that interrupt screen readers.

Episode 3. Wendy's "On the Road" This is the first in a series I did where I wanted to get to know a character better, and I started with that desire, and followed it through.

Cold Open: A woman answers a phone at a Wal-Mart type superstore place. Wendy's on the other end with Dipper and Mabel. She asks to be transferred to extension 234. Extension 234 connects them to the stores loudspeaker speakerphone. Wendy starts making joke announcements over the loudspeaker: Wendy: "Clean up to aisle 6, customers seem to be projectile vomiting all over eachother." Mabel and Dipper are laughing hysterically. The woman can't hang up on Wendy so she calls the cops. Wendy's still going. Soos asks if she could get in trouble for it. Wendy brushes him off. Then the cops show up. Stan sees Wendy arrested and swells with pride- "she HAS been learning from me (quietly weeps) I'm so proud."

Act One: Open on Manly Dan... by his age it must be the past- he teaches his boys to chop wood and they're all struggling. A huge tree drops in the distance. When the dust clears... it's little Wendy. He tells her to climb aboard his shoulders my little axechild! They happily gallop off. They love each other. It's very sweet. Cut to present day: A confrontational Manly Dan is bawling Wendy out for getting in trouble for the prank phone call. He tells her not to be so impulsive and do the first thing that pops into her head. Wendy insists Manly Dan is the most impulsive person she knows, besides the cops left her off with a warning. She brushes it off by saying she has to go to work.

B story. (Not sure what)

Wendy's reading On the Road at work. She's getting progressively more pumped about this book. Mabel asks what it's about. She explains it all and the kids are pumped. They're swept up in this romanticized teenage vision of hitchhiking on the open road. Stan has to leave for some secret portal reason and Wendy's like: "Let's do this right now!" (Secretly she just doesn't want to go home and deal with her dad.) "Let's do it let's just hitch hike. Leave town! Start a new life! Like Jack Kerouac!" Mabel is enamored.

End image 2 ID.]

[Image 3 ID: picking up from the transcript of the previous image:

Soos is wary of leaving the shop at first. But Wendy talks them into it. A couple of her friends come. Lee, Nate, Thompson, and Tambry. They get on the road and are immediately having fun. Things are looking up. Soos is worried. Wendy: "Easy Soos, we're in Oregon... it's just going to be a bunch of nice hippies..." Cut to a terrifying crazy red eyed driver without a face driving towards them. Act break.

Act Two: Wendy and Co are having fun just like you should on a road trip/vagabond adventure. They're stopping at mini-marts and getting lame snow globes- and making fun of them. Things are looking good. It's like a road movie. They all relate to each other about problems with their parents. Wendy doesn't say much but she has a flashback to her and her dad drifting apart.

Stan B Story.

The scary faceless driver comes by and offers them a ride. (they can't see his ghoulish faceless self) Wendy immediately says yes before anyone else can decide. People are like "I don't want to go hitch-hiking." "Wendy: It'll be fine! Come on- this is the adventure of our lives. People in those stories never said, no I'm scared." She makes them all go in. It's creepy and tense in the car. Eventually the guy reveals himself to be a horrifying ghoul face and locks the doors. They all go screaming into the distance.

Act Three: He takes them to the "End of the Road" Diner. Or you hang a lampshade on it and have it be Bob's Big Boy but with a David Lynch head on the outside. There are other people that get taken there and stay forever and are sort of these lost souls that are stuck there. From all different eras. It's like this terrifying Lynch-ian dark version of an idyllic road trip stop. Basically it's a Lynch parody fest with Soos and Mabel. Like these little creepy old couple are walking in fast motion out of a wall and Soos is pushing them back in. "Whadda you doin grandma and grandpa... get outta that mouse hole. Get back in that mouse hole you goofs." (Probably too insane) Anyway, everyone wants them to have "the special" and after you eat the special, you stay there forever. Wendy's really guilty that all this is her fault.

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[Image 4 ID: the last of the transcript:

Wendy wants to impulsively react, but remembers her dad. She thinks carefully what to do and comes up with a plan- and chops down a tree on the driver. They all come home- relieved to be back in Gravity Falls, and her dad is chopping wood in the back- he's still mad at Wendy.

Wendy: Hey... Dad? Manly Dan: (grunts) Wendy: Can I chop some wood with you? Manly Dan just nods and waves her off. They fell the tree. Manly Dan: Haha! That's my little axechild! Wendy smiles and keeps chopping.

Something like that- obviously a lot of variables to be figured out- but I love the teenage feeling of this and love that it gives Wendy a story and a flaw. Still needs work to make her better but it's a start.

End image ID.]

#gravity falls #tales of the wild zeep #like it's not perfect but it's at least SOMETHING. god #anyway going to be bitter forever that this couldve been our road trip episode and instead we got fucking roadside attraction #also... dan calling her 'my little axechild'... trans wendy is so fucking real you guys #if i had a nickel for every time a linda cardinelli character went hitchhiking because jack kerouac did it and she thought it was cool...#...i'd have one nickel. which is a shame because if they made this episode i could've had two

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pyporapy · 11 days

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Hey Jay :) give me a rundown of your OCs >:)

This has been sitting in my askbox for a while and I forgor to reply sorry Birby 😭🙏

Anyway!!! Let me give you the shortest possible rundown of my ocs as I try not to die in the process:

This is Grisha. He’s a bitch and can see dead people but it’s not a good thing. Chronically ill because of the dead people thing and has Some Issues regarding religion. Suffers of the godforsaken combination of “too many trust issues” x “very desperate for human connection”. God’s little chew toy and very painfully aware of it

This is Felix. He tries to be cool but is actually just some guy (and a kinda lame one at that but in a good way, at least). Has some deep-seated issues regarding himself and his sense of identity after years of pretending to be someone he isn’t for people that were never all that worth it but surely this won’t ever come back to bite him in the ass at some point. Neither will the fact he keeps running away from the past. Very emotionally congested but acts like he’s alright and chilling. Loves his daughter and is a true doñita at heart. Also he’s half ecuadorian which is important to mention to Me, an ecuadorian

This is Laura. She’s as close as we get to the only normal person in the cast but if anything she’s just the Least fucked up one. Constantly stressed and an overachiever. Enough caffeine in her blood to kill a horse. She does a good job at making people respect her but also she’s a girlfailure at heart. Not nearly enough social skills which is why her best friend is the only other guy in the office who doesn’t have friends either. Needs a hug and a nap but is too proud to ask for any of those. Doesn’t believe in the supernatural at all so she feels like everyone around her is pulling an incredibly elaborate prank to which she doesn’t get the punchline

This is Viktoria. She’s a bodyguard and a trained assassin since childhood. Feels incredibly disconnected from her emotions due to this that when they hit her on like a random tuesday at 3 AM she doesn’t know what to do. Feels more like a tool than a person and is so used to people not actually paying attention to her as a human being that when someone does she’s too awkward to keep the interaction going. Can and will kill you but she just wants to retire at this point. Tough and terrifying but also kinda lame but she’s allowed to be. As a treat

This is Cain. He’s a priest but he doesn’t actually believe in God, at least not in the orthodox way. Only reason he has the job is that they found him outside the church like a kitten in a wet box and decided to take him in, and the only reason he keeps the job is that somehow he’s good enough at it that more people join the church. A huge asshole so people either genuinely like having him around or just put up with him. Can also see dead people but it’s not nearly as catastrophic as Grisha’s case. Also incapable of forming healthy connections with people but that’s a problem he refuses to unpack

This is Gabrijel. He’s a millionaire and a model and a celebrity and a philantropist and a cult leader but the public is unaware of only one (1) of those things, and you can probably guess which one. Manipulative and cunning and overall a pretty terrible guy but charismatic enough for people to think there’s nothing wrong with him. Completely derranged but composed enough….until he Isn’t. Viktoria can’t stand him and anyone that works directly under him doesn’t like him but he’s too pretty to be bothered I suppose. Wants to bring literal Hell onto the world bc he thinks he’s Jesus or something bigger. Wouldn’t want him to haunt the narrative or anything, that would suck

The very general plot is that a bunch of people are being murdered. Grisha and Laura investigate it. Felix gets involved because he knew one of the victims and has mysteriously large amounts of information. Gabrijel is responsible for it and it’s all linked to his evil plan(TM). He first tasks Viktoria with killing them but Viktoria is done with his shit so she acts as a double agent for him and for Laura so she can Maybe get a day of peace in her life for once. Everything goes to shit at some point but I can talk abt it later since I feel like this is already too convoluted(?). And Cain is just There for the drama of it all ig

That’s it ty for asking and sorry for taking so long avdhebfhej hopefully I will share some more canon stuff here or on instagram instead of silly things 🙏 they haven’t left my head in over six years and I might start making it everyone’s problem I’m afraid

#forgot to add that homosexual sheananigans ensue but i think that was obvious #grisha is living in a horror thriller #laura and felix in a crime procedural #viktoria in a psychological drama #gabrijel in those movies abt girls having the craziest summer of their lives #and cain in a telenovela #that’s the summary of the summary dhufnfjfnfjrj #anyway i had fun doing this so if yall have any more questions drop them in my askbox i promise i’ll try to not forget ehe……#long post #pyporapy oc

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sasusakucoded · 7 months

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Sasuke was joined by 3 other shinobis from Kirigakure for a mission. They were required to do the mission at a specific time in the afternoon. So in the morning, they talked to kill the time.

Shinobi1: The other day, I pranked my wife.

Shinobi2: What did you do? I also like pranking my wife and my team!

Shinobi1: I told her "try to be less annoying tomorrow!"

Shinobi2: That's brutal!!

Shinobi1: Yeah! She asked me what she did wrong. I told her, "you're doing it again! You're being annoying again!" If you just saw her face! She almost cried!!

This triggered Sasuke to remember the last time she called Sakura annoying. No matter how many times Sakura told him it wasn't a big deal, he still couldn't forgive himself. He couldn't get her sad face out of his mind.

Shinobi3: Hmm, that's a bit too much?

Sasuke: Did you do it on purpose knowing she'd react like that?

Shinobi2: Of course, man! He said it's a prank! He knew for sure!

Shinobi1: Yeah. I like it when she reacts like that.

Sasuke: Isn't that cruel?

Shinobi3: I agree with Sasuke.

Shinobi1: Nah. It's part of marriage.

Sasuke was confused. He couldn't fathom to prank Sakura like that, especially when he knew how she would feel.

Shinobi2: I think my prank is better though! I asked a messenger to tell my wife that a girl said she can't come see me that night and we'd just see each other the next day. It was even insinuated that we have a relationship!

Shinobi1: Oh you're in trouble!!

Shinobi2: Man, she was so mad and was crying to my face—

Sasuke: Why would you put your wife through the emotional turmoil of a fake affair?? Breaking her trust forever just for a silly prank?!

Shinobi2: You don't know the pleasure of seeing her jealous!

Sasuke: Still, it's wrong.

Shinobi1: Why are you acting like a good husband all of a sudden??

Sasuke: I'm not. But it's dumb to hurt your wife intentionally.

Shinobi3: Hey! Stop fighting. Let me just share my prank—

Sasuke: I don't want to hear any of it.

Shinobi3: No, Sasuke! I swear this one you'll understand.. Whenever my wife and I are alone, I hit on her! I don't want her to get embarrassed in public so I make sure it's just the two of us.

Sasuke: Okay, I'm listening.

Shinobi1: That's lame!! Go suit yourselves with that lame story! *leaves*

Shinobi2: Yeah! Better to get lunch instead of listening to that. *leaves*

Sasuke: Don't mind them. Go on!

Shinobi3: Ah, Sasuke, do you plan to prank your wife with this?

Sasuke: We'll see.. *imagines Sakura's reactions and smirks*

#sasusaku #sasusaku headcanon #ss headcanon #sscoded no 202 #uchihas

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driedwater · 1 year

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My newer South park head canons

• Kyle has trouble sleeping so he texted Stan until he tired and Stan would usually try to stay up

• Stan and Kyle have friendship bracelets with their favorite color's

• Every time one of the boys host a sleepover Kenny tried to steal food and etc

• Kenny has autism

• Butters usually talks Kenny about his problem and Kenny would be zoned out the whole time

• Cartman and Kenny like to troll on roblox

• Kyle and Stan are sorta chubby(Stan has beer belly and Kyle mom make Kyle eat his food until his plate is clean)

• •They may be a rare chance you'll see Kenny dumpsters diving outside of school.

• On April Fools Kenny thought it would be funny if he tricked them and butter by playing doki doki literature club and saying it nfsw game on Stan computer

• Cartman and Kenny watch movies and shows on illegal websites

• Butters tried to uses acronym in any way he can, it comes to the point half of the time the people who he texts don't know what he saying

• • When it near Karen's birthday Kenny tried to make money by selling his porn magazine's to the sixth graders.

• Kyle the only one who studies for a test and when test day come the other beg him to help them (Stan, Cartman, and Kenny make up some lame excuses)

• Everytime Cartman doesn't do his homework He tried convincing his teachers why he didn't do it sadly it never works and he ended up going to the principal office.

• Butters and Cartman take clay sculpting classes together (Cartman only does because he wants to make a figure of The Coon)

• Kyle make Stan go to AA meetings

• Sheila aka Kyle mom sets up play dates with Scott malkison

• Towelie move in with the Marsh's and Randy make Stan move in with Shelly just Towelie can have a room

• When Kyle and Kenny hangout their force to bring their little siblings (Kenny doesn't mind about bringing his sister)

• Kyle has 25 minute skin routine because bro has acne and he tried to hide it

• Stan washed his hair 3 in 1 bottles

• After what happened in stick of truth Kenny wasn't allowed to play with them for month.

• Kenny often hides his face because of his fucked up teeth

• Secretly Butters and Kyle, Stan, and Kenny play Hello kitty island adventure together when they hangout without Cartman.

• Before Karen was born Kevin and Kenny used to play pranks on their when they was both

• Shannon make Stan buy gifts for tweek and Craig on June and it originally a bunch of pride stuff from target

• Stan had to give away Sparky because he thought He was worried that Sparky gonna eat the weed for he gave the dog to Big gay Al

• They play Splatoon when have sleepovers

• Kenny uses sign language to communicate with others

Boom new head canons

#south park #south park hcs #sp headcanons #sp fandom #eric cartman #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #butters stotch

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strawberrybaat · 8 months

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It's become a love story!

Part 1! Part 3!

This is part 2 of Ace stealing a label printer! @rose-lord-of-simps decided to venture it into ADeuce, it made it's ship sail in my headcanons, lol.

I have little breaks of conversation, and because it's just spurt they're gonna be colored. Code! Ace, Deuce, Yuu/MC. These are the colors I'm using!

Again! Whatever is colored purple, or has purple quotes(""), Rose did!

☆ Yuu took the label printer for a minute, and stuck "kiss here" right on his cheek.

~ ♡ Straight up yelled for Deuce to come over.

"DEUCE!" "Ow!" "Shut up." "WHAT?!" "COME OVER HERE!" "WHY?!" "JUST DO IT!"

☆ It takes him a bit of yelling, but he comes over.

"Read it." "Why?" "Just do it!"

☆ When Deuce reads it, he gets hella flustered. Like, he needs a reboot flustered. Bluescreens.

☆ It goes one of two ways.

~ ♡ Either, Yuu gets tired of waiting, and they just shove him into Ace.

"What the fuck does the label even say, Deuce? Why ate you acting str-" As Ace turns his head, the shove, that was admittedly a little harder than Yuu meant to do, gets him a kiss.

~ ♡ Orr...

~ ♡ Ace gets tired of standing and looks at what the label says.

Deuce, still stunned, doesn't do anything. He stands still, red faced. Ace, who has an idea of what Yuu planed and is getting tired of being stared at, peels the label off of his cheek and reads it. He's flustered at what it says, his intuition being correct, and then insecurity hits hard. His thoughts being, 'he really doesn't want to kiss me' and 'he really doesn't want me like that?' He throws the label in the trash, and tries to play it off, like he isn't hurt. "Pfft, really Yuu? If that's your idea of a prank, it's a really lame one. Not even good. Anyway, hey! Let's go put 'whore' on Caters door!" As Ace leaves his spot, Deuce finally snaps out of his little bluescreen state and his immediate thought is 'damn...I missed my chance...'

☆ Deuce feels bad, he didn't want this to happen. He wanted to kiss Ace, just...not like that. Not with a label put on Ace's cheek telling him to.

☆ They go, they go and cause more chaos. Deuce is a little out of it, quiet and not contributing much after the stunt Yuu pulled.

~ ♡ Yuu feels a little upset with themselves for possibly fucking up a good friendship.

~ ♡ They were sure, so sure, that they liked each other. That Ace liked Deuce too.

~ ♡ Deuce had told Yuu that he thinks he has a crush on Ace, that he doesn't know how to deal with it or tell him.

~ ♡ When Ace had hungout with Yuu alone, every time they had talked about Deuce, Ace looked like he was in love. And while he hadn't outright confessed to liking Deuce, his look alone convinced Yuu that he liked him. Could that just've been Ace ignoring Yuu and thinking of someone else?

☆ Anyway, they have their fun. And when it's later, and Yuu and Grimm have left, Deuce and Ace linger about and hang about for longer.

Deuce wants to confess, and he does. Man doesn't know anything about subtlety. How to be subtle or picking up on subtlety. So, he just says what he's thinking. "I wanted to kiss your cheek." And he says that not fully looking at Ace, because while he means it, he's still embarrassed to say it. Ace just kinda looks at him, very confused, as he's already forgotten about the 'kiss here' label. "What?" "It's not that I didn't want to... you know, I just- I've never even held hands with anyone, I'm bad at affection." "Deuce, you don't have to explain this to me, it's not like we're dating or anything, don't worry." "I will worry! You looked so sad after removing it..." "It's fine! I'm fine! Shut. Up." "But it's not fine!" "Why not?" "Because I wanted to kiss you!" And Ace's heart stops. "I want to hold hands with you! In a not friends way, Ace! And I don't...I don't know what to do about it." And...they don't kiss. Ace doesn't lean in. But, he does reach for Deuce's hand, deciding to awkwardly hold it, not looking at his face. And Deuce squeezes his hand back, continuing to spout his hear out. He goes on until Ace has to shut him up. And Ace pulls him into a hug, both boys being close to tears.

☆ Deuce absolutely tells his mother.

~ ♡ He's so embarrassed that he has to tell her that he announced his crush through a fucking label printer.

~ ♡ That it was a set up from their mutual friend.

~ ♡ That he was almost heart broken and almost didn't have a chance to explain himself.

☆ His mom is laughing and gushing, happy that her baby boy got to tell his crush he likes them.

~ ♡ She absolutely thinks it's the cutest shit, and will absolutely tease the hell out of him when he comes back for a visit.

~ ♡ Ace overhears and teases Deuce while he's still on call with his mother, like he also wasn't almost heartbroken and like he isn't blushing to high hell.

☆ When Deuce ends the call, he starts to wrestle Ace out of embarrassment.

☆ Both of them are asexual, and neither of them think to tell each other, simply because it just doesn't come up.

~ ♡ They both think it's gross, so they just snuggle up and watch really bad horror movies together.

☆ Someone homophobic tries to tease them like, "ew, who's the bottom?"

~ ♡ They're both hell confused, thinking "why the hell would I look at his ass bro?"

~ ♡ And then they both go on there merry way to Yuu, not giving a fuck about this rando.

~ ♡ Deuce probably wants, or tries, to knock this dudes lights out, but Ace just grabs his arm drags his ass away.

☆ Sometime later in their relationship, maybe their second or third year of school/dating, one or both of them will realize that the other hasn't brought up or asked about sex.

~ ♡ It sparks something in their shared braincell that it's something that they should probably talk about.

~ ♡ And Ace knows he's ace. Deuce has just never thought about, or never really cared about it.

☆ If they both realize, they start talking about it at the same time.

"Hey, so uh... Oh, sorry, you first-" Deuce stays quiet, because he wants to be polite to his boyfriend, so Ace, realizing he isn't gonna talk after a minute, starts talking first. "So...you haven't uh....god this is hard to talk about..." And Deuce, being clueless even though he's thinking the same exact thing Ace is, asks "What is?" and it's almost clear as day on his face that he's thinking the worst. "You uh, you haven't...brought up...sex?"

☆ And poor, poor Deuce just blanks again. And he's looking at Ace the same way he looked at Malleus after he fixed his Tamagotchi.

~ ♡ He's so relieved that his first and only partner isn't breaking up with him. But he's so confused at the same time.

~ ♡ Yeah, he wanted to bring up the same topic, but he wasn't sure that Ace wanted to talk about it too.

And Ace just keeps going. He's a bit too embarrassed about it so he's looking down, and because he's looking away from Deuce, he doesn't notice that his boyfriend is just, looking at him. Basically staring into space, even though he is paying attention. "So, because you haven't brought it up, I wanted to know if...you're ace too?" And Deuce, his himbo self, who doesn't know a thing about LGBTQ+ terms, only knowing the basics gay, bi, and lesbian, just confusedly goes, "No?? You're Ace?" Bare with him, he's having a dumb moment and is only thinking it's Aces' name. Ace looks up, not seeing the confusion on Deuce's face, as he's looking everywhere but his face. "Yeah, I'm ace. I'm not really interested/have very little interest in having sex." Deuce gets it now, kind of. "Oh! Same!" ...And now Ace is confused. "But...you just said you weren't ace?" "Cause I'm not?" And Ace now realizes that he's attracted to morons. "...No...No, dude, babe, I don't mean in names. I mean asexual." "...Oh? Oh. Ooohhhhh." "I love you, but for Sevens sake you're dumb." "Awww, I love you too!" and he just makes this face -> ^^ And then it turns to realization "...wait a minute, HEY!" and now he's pouting.

☆ Ace starts laughing at Deuce, only to abruptly stop a couple seconds after he realized what he said and starts turning redder than Riddles hair.

~ ♡ He needs a reboot.

☆ Deuce gets a little worried, cause his partner was just laughing at him and now he looks likes he's having a fever.

"Are you okay?" "I- you- we- aaaAaaAaAHHHHH!" "Ace, hun, I don't know what you're trying to say. Can you calm down a little?" "YOU JUST SAID 'I LOVE YOU'! I JUST SAID 'I LOVE YOU'!" He's having a panic moment, give him a minute. After he's said that, Deuce is also having a panic. He goes beat red and hides his face in his hands. "....Say it again." "Uh- huh- wha-?" "Come on, don't...don't make me ask again." "...I love you?" "Mm! Again?" He's red in the face as he let's out a startled squeak. "I love you." It's firmer now, no hint of question, but said with a nervous, yet adoring, laughter.

☆ The interaction a couple more times, whoever you pictured(Deuce, personally, duh) asking "again" ends up jumping on the other, giving him a kiss.

~ ♡ It shocks him, but he's quick to reciprocate.

~ ♡ I would say it's the first time they kissed, but I'd be a liar(I forgot what year this was for them, lol. It's been 2+, they almost definitely kissed.)

~ ~ ♡ While it wasn't their first kiss, it's one of their more memorable ones.

☆ No matter who said what, Deuce is picking Ace up, and spinning them around, he's just so happy. They both start laughing, Ace is on the verge of happy tears and Deuce is already crying.

"Do I even weigh anything to you?" "No! It's like holding a couple of grapes." While Deuce is either giving a sheepish smile, or a bright beam of a smile, Ace is becoming a blushing mess. Especially after the first time he asks. Every once in a while, I'd say for every special occasion, every four or five months, or whenever Ace has forgotten he's like a feather to Deuce, he will always ask this question. And every single time, he blushes almost just as hard as the first time. It doesn't help that Deuce always ends his answer with a kiss to Ace's cheek.

#holy fucking shit #twst yuu #i really thought it'd end here #nope #me and it wrote a lot apparently #twst ace #twst deuce #adeuce #twst #twisted wonderland #ace trappola #deuce spade #baat writes #i really thought i'd get to put riddle's little spat here lol

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echoweaver · 1 year

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Today’s pondering that doesn’t get any of my existing projects done:

I have a young Genius in one of my saves. Despite the fancy name, Genius is basically Logic aptitude. I was pondering what Logic specialties I wanted her to focus on as she grows older. I haven’t done much with the Chemistry table, so I thought I’d check that out.

Dang. It’s a charming way to level your Logic skill, but the potions are SERIOUSLY LAME. There are only two positive ones I can see -- one that temporarily raises Handiness and one that increases Energy gain from sleeping. Those are, admittedly, pretty useful, but the rest are focused around pranking other sims. Being that this is from Generations, that’s not completely unexpected. But seriously, how many different ways do we need to get people to pee themselves? And teleporting to a RANDOM location? What’s the point in that?

[ETA: Actually Ninja Vanish teleports a sim home, which is much more useful than what I first thought.]

I took a look at the code to see what it would take to add some more potions, and.... oof. I see why nobody has done this. It’s essentially all hard-coded. Also, it’s incredibly difficult to search the code at all because alchemical elixirs are also called potions. There’s a More Alchemy mod on MTS by Sims MX. I think that would probably face similar challenges, so I’m curious as to what they did.

So, I was brainstorming what potions I would LIKE to see -- some stuff that doesn’t exist in other similar systems like elixirs and herbs. Chemistry potions do not require raw materials and can be made an infinite number of times once discovered, so it seems like they should be on average less powerful than top elixirs.

A couple that occurred to me:

1. Speed potion: Actions take a shorter amount of time.

2. Skilling potion: Skill gain increases (Vampires have this at night, I think, but elixirs just have the less useful version that raises a random skill one level.)

3. Quality potion: Raise the quality of an item by one and raise bad/horrifying up to Normal.

4. Chemical fertilizer: Outstanding quality fertilizer that can be poured on a plant. Possibly revives dead plants.

Any other thoughts? Keeping in mind that I’m not going to do anything seriously with this until Pet Diseases and Warrior Cats mods are out.

#echoweaver #sims 3 #sims 3 modding #sims 3 brainstorming #dangit here I go again I will never be done

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kokomoneys · 2 years

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I CATFISH MY BF ( OMG IT'S HOT )

Pairing : Mikey x fem!reader

Note : youtube concept on Tumblr 😆 i hope you’ll like thattttt <3

Type : fluff

Cw : YouTube intro and outro, minor you can interact 😆.

Y/n: hello guys, I hope you're doing well! So today we meet for a new video a little... special haha! BRIEF today we're going to prank my boyfriend Manjiro! You have already had the opportunity to see him a few times on my channel, so today we are going to pretend to be a girl who wants to flirt with him and everything to see his reaction! In short, I hope that the prank will go well and that it will not turn against me because there I will cry all the tears of my soul jsjsjsjs... SO before starting the video don't forget to like to encourage me, put me a little comment to tell me what you thought of this video, subscribe and put on the little notification bell !

Intro + transition

Y/n: so here we are, we're going to start the prank, hoping it will work because Manjiro I swear he's a guy who NEVER answers unknown numbers but I'm going to force and I'm going to send a photo and whatever I'm going to do my hysterical thing. Let's go!

Y/n: bahahahaha I don't know how to flirt at all oh my god I'm super lame look at what I'm saying... let's hope he'll answer huh-

A FEW MOMENT LATER

Y/n: guyyyyys he answered I stress fucking!!!

Y/n: I speak a bit like a myth but go ahead I'm doing my best! Then I'm seriously proud of my baby look at how he answered argggh I'm dying of love.

Y/n: it's annoying oh my god I'm dying.. Wait, I'll call him to tell him it was me hehe!

/📞/

Y/n: babeeeeeee

Mikey: yes, what are you lmao, you scare me

Y/n: do you see the daughter of insta who flirted with you and everything?

Mikey: uhhh y/n you're crazy

Y/n: it was to test your loyalty my baby

Mikey: fortunately she didn't offer me dorayakis then

Y/n: WAIT WHAT

*Beep*

Y/n: BRIEF GUYS that's all for this little video, I hope you liked it anyway I liked it especially that my baby is faithful SO! Don't forget to like it if you liked it, comment and subscribe so you don't miss any of my next videos I love you.

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enha-doodles · 2 years

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CHAPTER 3 || ♫︎❣

Masterlist || Next

➸ʚ Genre ɞ : Yandere and Horror ( killer au )

➸ʚ Pairing ɞ : enhypenxreader!

➸ʚ Warning ɞ : gore, violence , cursing , killing , blood , betrayal , lot of plot twists

➸ʚ Featuring ɞ : Enhypen , Y/N , TxT , Chareoyoung ( itzy ) , Sana ( twice ) and winter ( aespa )

➸ʚ Plot ɞ : Several people are chosen to be in a game of "serial killer" which telecasts all over the world . 14 people Vs 1 killer . The people are unknown to who the killer is . You could think what can go wrong ? The path where the killer has to kill to win . If the people find out who the killer is , they win . Winners will get 1 billion won each . To confirm the killer , they will have a meeting and a voting will be held . The killer cannot kill after the meeting has been declared till the meeting day is over . If you vote out the wrong person , they'll be eliminated . Will money be the end of thier lives ? Will money be the cause of friendships ending ? Will the need of money cause betrayal and pain ?

➸ʚ Disclaimer ɞ : This is all a work of fiction and my imagination . Credits of the GIFs to the owners . None of the members have the same personality or resonate the traits mentioned below . I apologize in advance for making the idols mean / rude .

The students were minding their own business when a staff entered the room to make an announcement . "The director has called everyone in this room to his office right now " he left the dumfounded teacher and kids who were wondering if they fucked up something . The 'class press' group was just doing a project together for thier council while the basketball team had to attend detention to complete their notes . Y/n and nikis's group were in detention for not doing thier homework while winter and yuna were there for some lame prank they did on the professor thinking it was funny . Good for yuna because she had left early due to some family stuff leaving winter alone who was trying her best to flirt with Jake while he was concentrating on physics . They all looked at the teacher as if to confirm whether this was real or some prank but she didn't know either so she told everyone to go to his office and come back quickly if it was a joke . She warned them that she will talk about this to the director so if they bunk this detention , they'll get less grades in thier finals . When everyone was walking Niki came beside y/n and hung an arm around her shoulder "what can it be ? I did nothing wrong and looking at your face I know you didn't as well" Sana and Chareoyoung were busy giggling about thier new crush so you stayed at the back with Niki . You leaned into him lazily and stated "I think it's about some trip or university function ." "Ahh that makes sense" you both chuckled and entered the office where you saw everyone taking a seat . You sat beside your friends while Niki sat beside his . You saw how there were 18 chairs in total . Two on the either ends and 8 on the either sides . But nonetheless 3 of the chairs were empty , well one belongs to the director who was yet to come . After everyone settled down the director came in . Everybody stood up to greet him a good afternoon which wasn't so good . It was a couple of minutes spent in silence . No one daring to talk while the director had a file with him while he would take glances at every person now and then .

" I don't think we should join guys " Chareoyoung said . You were all in a empty class as you were called after the classes had ended and everyone went to their houses , a place that can't be called home for them . You were very hesitant about it but your answer was mostly no . "Ugh shut up , I think we should . It's a great deal" said winter rolling her eyes and standing before going to sit beside Heeseung who instantly stood up when she did . He sat beside taehyun leaving winter alone there who was embarrassed but still kept her attitude . "I don't think so , he seems so sketchy plus he was never a good man . I sometimes think if he is actually insane , it's probably something sick ." Said Jake . "We have 5 days so let's discuss it tomorrow at detention , it's pretty late now." Said beomgyu taking his bag "are you perhaps scared ?" Mocked Sunghoon blocking his way to which he earned a death glare but he wasn't going to back up . "You wouldn't want me to show you how brave I am park" said beomgy glaring at him before bumping into is shoulders hard and leaving . "I thought someone would definitely true hands " said Chareoyoung standing up so she can leave too . "Think about it calmly , okay everyone? And even tho it's a to-be said thing don't let anyone know about this " said Sunoo while leaving with jungwon . You and Niki went home and that day none of the students were able to sleep . Boy this is going to be a long ride .

"so umm why are we called here again ?" Asked sunoo to the man sitting in the very end of the long table . All the people present there could feel a odd aura from him . Not that they never felt it before but today being called by him and him just staring at them silently for endless minutes with that sick smile made it more odd . Even if they were curious , nobody wanted to actually stay in that room with their one and only pyschotic director Hwang . He finally spoke up which caused many students to frown " you all are called here because I have some offer for you " . Heeseung asked "and what might that be?" . Hwang started again "I want you all to participate in a TV programe , and offc you will get paid" everyone was now confused , 'that couldn't be it' was going on in all of thier minds . "And why are we the only ones called instead of you asking in all classes that who are interested ?" Asked jay . 'good point park' everyone thought silently . 'tch brats , it's because the earlier batch denied already' hwang said inside in mind but kept a smile and rose up from his seat . "It's because I find you all the best people for this show , if you remember I keep an eye on every student . That's why I haven't called a particular friend group or asked in all classes . Hope that clears all your questions " you narrowed your eyes "what makes you think we will agree ?" 'so annoying kids these days' "your getting money , extra internal marks for this and you'll be aired on international TV . What do you say ?" It was a pretty convincing deal but you weren't going to fall in his plan . You know something is off and you can't be the only one . But his next question made you have second thoughts "and after this show , everyone will be given a particular dorm in a building where only you can enter and only you can live . Your parents and siblings won't be allowed and they will be informed by the school . How's the deal " winter squealed trying to cling to beomgyu "I agree , that's basically everything we've ever wanted " beomgyu rolled his eyes standing up , shrugging winter off in the process " I'll let you know in a few days " hwang said " you all are only getting 5 days to decide and if you don't answer , we will take that as a no and your grade will drop 5% due to ignoring the offer Instead of staright up telling your answer . Everyone has to come at this office room after 5 days at the same time as today . You may all leave " as everyone stood up , you saw hwang mouthing something to someone but when you turned to see who it was , you heard Sana call you . You eyed the room one last time while leaving with your friends and everyone . " So staying away from parents was all it needed to have thier attention huh" laughed hwang before he stood up and walked towards his special office to make more plans about the show . Well it should be grand , shouldn't it ?

A/n : I am finally back <3 i promise 4th chapter will be more than 1k words. ( All 3 chapters were more than 1k so ill try to make 4th chapter 2k )

Taglist : @axartia @nikipedia07 @lovesickxmina

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