Things I’ve said during mental breakdowns as incorrect bnha quotes, because humor is my coping mechanism part something:
Shouto: it’s fine, my aunt mom just wants me dead I guess lol
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Mei: I don’t need therapy, I have humor 😎
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Shinsou: it’s chill, we’re Gucci
*narrator voice* they were decidedly not chill or Gucci
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Izuku or kaminari: I’m just a ball of,,,,, bleh
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Sero: in theory,, I am funny; but in practice? in practice, I am fucking hilarious
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Mina: 🎶crying myself to sleep and pretending I don’t exist. This is a myth, and time is just a metaphor🎶
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Kaminari: aaaaaand time to write my feelings out in vent fanfiction. Yeehaw motherfuckers, it’s time to cry
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Shinsou: my trauma really just pulled up in a Tesla and told me to ‘get in, you sack of shit’
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Kaminari: I swear to whatever, if I don’t finish this homework right now, I will vanish from existence. I’ll just,, poof. Bye bye, kaminari. No more denki, just. Disappear, in my little, disappointment. hole
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Izuku: I want to edit my life
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Izuku: so, thanks to doctor who, we know that if you touch your past self, bad things happen. But we don’t know to what extent this is. If you touch something your past self has touched, will bad things happen because you touched the dead skin cells of your past self?
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Kaminari: I wish I was puppy living lavish lifestyle
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Toga, for some reason?!: *messes up saying something* yup, good job, Toga. Thank you, toga, I try my best! And yet you’re still a failure. Hahah that’s not funny, that’s just mean 🥲
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Mina: why do school when you can just freak out over not doing school and sit there having a panic attack? Ahahahahah, oh god, someone please kill me
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Hitoshi: I haven’t slept in so long, and it’s great because my brain is numb and the world is fuzzy. But I’m like, really smart, it doesn’t matter that I fell down the stairs today- it probably didn’t help that I haven’t eaten or drank anything for the last 19 hours, so I’m also really fucking stupid, but in a genius type way-
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Mina or toru: because I am a ✨material girl✨ I will blow my bank account on stuffed animals, as this is the only way I receive serotonin
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Shouto: I haven’t had a hug in years, and you know what? That’s okay. Normalize being touch starved. It’s okay, you depraved freak. There is nothing- there is very little… it’s okay to have things wrong with you. You’re not killing people, you’re fine.
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Momo or izuku: I love this book more than I love myself-which I will admit, is not hard-but still. That should count for something
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Shinsou: I have not slept in 53 hours, and you know what? That’s okay. Normalize being unhinged. The dissociation bean juice (coffee) might only make me more tired, but it’s as bitter as my soul, and I feel alive and dead at the same time: the duality of man. How iconic of me
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Kaminari: I just spent three hours staring at a blank page because my writer’s block is stronger than All Might, but you know what? That’s okay. Because I have memes to carry me through the day. When in doubt, meme it out
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