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sixamese-simblr · 7 months
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The elder gods placed this meme in my head
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angelwiththeblue-box · 6 months
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ryan everytime hes leaving a haunted house: its been real
ryan: REAL BAD!
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truthfulkingslayer · 6 months
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Feyre: Dear mom, it’s been real. Real bad. I would say you tried your best but I’m not a liar.
Rhys: Oh. L I E R babe.
Feyre: We get it Rhys, you're a good speller.
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Ivo Shandor: I dislike that word, "cult." No, it's an exciting new religion that I started.
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Ripp Grunt: [writing a letter before running away] Dear father: it's been real. Ripp Grunt: Real BAD. Ripp Grunt: I'd say you did your best, but I'm not a liar.
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nerdytextileartist · 5 months
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Incorrect Quotes- DC Comics Edition #17
Dark Angel, standing before Cassie Sandsmark and an unconscious Donna Troy: (laughs) Donna Troy, why am I not surprised? Of course, I'd find you here clinging to your antiquated sense of justice. Protecting this child because you can't have any of your own!
Donna is unresponsive.
Dark Angel, getting annoyed: Donna, wake up! Belittling you isn't fun if you're not upset!
Donna still doesn't respond.
Dark Angel: Huh. She's drunk, again. The only man who will have her now is Jack Daniels. Ha!
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tabooiart · 3 months
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i heard mariah!ethan and i blacked out and when i woke up this was in my drawing program. anyways lesbian ethan truthers rise up
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incorrectbatfam · 5 months
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Tim: We are going to Best Buy for Black Friday.
Duke: Or as I like to call it, Friday.
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incorrecthatchetfield · 2 months
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Linda Monroe: We all have our demons
Linda, grabbing a Wiggly: This one's mine
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notadwarf-planet · 4 months
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hatchetfield text posts pt.4
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miskiart · 5 months
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what'r ye buyin? >: )
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Tim: Fuck!
Tom: Who taught my kid that?!
Emma: Not me!
Becky: Not me!
Everybody: *looks at Lex*
Lex: Oh yeah? Blame the fucking dropout, right? It's always the fuck- oh
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yoursghouly · 1 month
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Frank Pricely: This song is called, "what I want for Christmas" *plays piano* money!
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im-not-a-l0ser · 4 months
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President Howie: A portal to The Black and White? What does it do? John MacNamera: Well, without overcomplicating things, it's a portal to The Black and White. You step through it... and then you are in The Black and White.
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Erin Beaker: I dislike that word, Loki, cult.
Erin Beaker: It's an exciting new religion that I started.
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