#srsly i wanna do dis

[strawberryseeded]

THIS👌 close 2 SERIOUSLY, 4 REAL opening an 0nlyf4ns cos im sick of my jobbbbb hehehs

#my mom WOULD KILL ME #but consider dis mom: i wanna die each morning #i srsly h8 my new job sm its INSANES........hhahahhs #idk what else 2 do w my life.. im gonna disappoint every1 #di4ry

[jjeulip]

Haikyuu boy as sum of the texts me and my bf send to each other.

p.s i'm 9 months older than him ( a little bit of nsfw )

|| Miya Atsumu

Him >> Yikes, I just found some bananas in the kitchen. Gonna eat those.

You << oh! oh! I want a banana too!!

Him >> nah, you can have my banana instead :P

|| Kozume Kenma

Him >> wait- actually, let me get down first.

You << Why? are you on a tree?

Him >> why would i want to fucking climb a tree?

|| Kuroo Testuro

You >> I'm old enough.

Him << and I'm big enough <33

|| Sugawara Koushi

Him >> if you don't listen to me, I will spank you

You << I didn't know you were this kinky tbh...

|| Suna Rintarō

You << I can't sleep..

Him >> Watch tiktok.

|| Tuskishima Kei

You << are you even reading what I just texted?

Him >> my glasses just broke.

You << why?

Him >> a dog was chasing me so I ran and my glasses just happened to be slipped off from my face that moment and I stepped on it, I was so pissed off that I just stopped running from the dog and the dog just stopped chasing at me when I did that. I hate dogs.

|| Oikawa Tooru

You << why are you so big when you're literally younger than me? That's not fair.

Him >> I don't know, honestly. I was just born with it, y'know? natural big D :>

You << I meant your height and body

Him >> oh. 🤷‍♀️

|| Miya Osamu

Him >> *send picture* wanna drink strawberry smoothie that I just made?

You << no?

Him >> let's break up.

|| Bokuto Kōtarō

Him >> sorry I fell asleep _._

Him >> sorry :( I was sleeping

Him >> hello! hello! Babyyy im sry I fell asleep:[

Him >> hey, I was sleeping :')

Him >> heellow, I was sleeping lol

Srsly, bitch- stop sleeping istg. 🙄

|| Hinata Shoyo

Him >> can you dance? Like waacking?

You << no why?

Him >> idk, I have been seeing those dance videos on fyp and I just thought it looks really cool.

You << oh unfortunately I can't do the waccking dance but I can give a lap dance for you. :P

Him >> what's a lap dance?

*five minutes later*

Him >> •/////• sure, I mean.. if you want to.. ig sure.

|| Kageyama Tobio

Him >> *send scrrenshot* my battery is at 2%

Him >> hey my phone is about to die.

Him >> I forgot to plug my phone last night and it's on 3% now.

Him >> sry, my phone died :(

Him >> uh.. btw ma'am.. *send screenshot* my phone is about to die. (Pls don't get mad)

Him >> only have like 2% left *send screenshot*

Him >> *send screenshot, showing you his phone battery is on 2%* :))

|| Akaashi Keji

Him >> hey why aren't you replying to me anymore?

You << sry :( I just got a cut

Him >> huh.. how?

You << I was just trying to grab a little table knife from my desk, and I accidentally got cut

Him >> is it big? Put some medicine in it

You << nah. It will hurt

Him >> hey, go put some.. c'mon

You << :<

Him >> go.

You << it's not even that big, I swear!

Him >> that's it. I'm calling your mom.

|| Sakusa Kyioomi

Him >> I really shouldn't have watch that horror movie tbh.

You << are u okay?

*a minute passes by*

You << heyyy hellooo???

Him >> I think I heard something

You << ok??

Him >> I heard something. Like i'm not even joking.. It sounded like water dropping.

You << probably water dropping from the sink?

Him >> no... the sink never drops water...

You << you are just being paranoid stop 😭

Him >> No. I'm sure, it's not from the sink

You << what movie did you watched?

Him >> the well?

You << oh :)

Him >> HELP ME I THINK THERE IS SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE.

*You had to facetime him until he fell asleep that night*

|| Iwaizumi Hajime

Him >> I'm about to head to the gym, wanna join?

You << nah, I'm comfortable in my bed.

Him >> why did you stay up really late at nights? You should sleep early at night and wake up early at morning. Be productive c'mon.

You << nah -.-

Him >> I'm going for a morning walk tmr. Wanna walk with me?

You << what time?

Him >> 5:30am?

You << please, gtfo.

Btw my bf favorite characters in haikyuu are tendou and koganegawa!!

©jjeulip

#haikyuuxreader #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu reaction #haikyuu headcanons #suna rintaro x reader #miya atsumu #miya osamu #akaashi keji x reader #bokuto x reader #hinata shoyo x reader #kageyama x reader #oikawa x reader #tsukishima x reader #kuroo tetsuro x reader #kenma x reader #iwaizumi x reader #sakusa x reader #sugawara x reader #sports anime #haikyuu fluff

[cupcraft]

Can I just say though like I hate that I see takes of the ccs that told gnf to stop interrupting technodad (and him saying I didn't do anything teehee right after mygod) "were just joking and it was just a bit". And it's really the last thing I wanna say because the events focus should be on techno/the donations. But this really deserves to be called out.

Like listen to yourself. Srsly listen to yourself right now. In what world is it funny to interrupt someone's father in a speech about him in an event about him when he died a year ago and his birthday was a few days earlier and that part of the "bit" is being called out by other ccs who look uncomfortable. None his actions were funny. It was deeply uncomfortable and disrespectful. It was sad that ccs had to tell him, a 26 year old, that there's a time and place and had to remind him the event was for charity and for Techno. It's a shame that he doesn't care and people are unwilling to find this disrespectful and pretend it's a joke to further allow gnf to stray away from being held accountable.

Would you act this way at a charity event live? Even in private? Ask yourself, if it's a good fun joke what's the punchline? If it's not serious/people are overreacting then what's unserious about it? Be serious and realize your cc is grown up and still immature and careless. And it's such an upsetting part to a wonderful event that was never meant to be distracted from.

#gnf neg #discourse #fandon critical #ask to tag

[basic-bitch-alkali]

the pandava quintet! it's a little similar to percy jackson? but it's hindu mythology instead of greek! and it's so good.. found family!! (the reincarnations of the pandavas) and the sisterly bond!! there's romance too but like the familial bond >>>> it's middle grade but still so fun

you probably might have read this already but and then there were none by agatha christie I love it sm

the seven husbands of evelyn hugo. I love them your honour

a good girl's guide to murder trilogy (ik that these are considered "booktok books" but trust me they're good and they di not deserve to be insulted that way)

the lunar chronicles! (4 books) the first book is cinder which is basically cinderella in beijing who is a cyborg! the whole series is based on these 4 girls who are like the fairy tale characters but so so good in like a sci fi ish setting?

a series of unfortunate events (13 books) the Netflix tv show is amazing, neil patrick carris as count olaf was the best decision ever

miss peregrines home for peculiar children

the land of stories (again middle grade but it's good)

the inheritance games (there's a love triangle unfortunately but the mystery is good)

lockwood and co (netflix cancelled the show after 1 season I'm so angry) actually even I've only read the first book but I will be continuing the series!

sorry ik it's a lot and you might have read some of these already😭 but these are some of my favorites! if you want you can check out my goodreads which is linked in my intro post and see my 'want to read' shelf (I would recommend six of crows too but it's popular so I think you must have read it)

OH MY GOD ILY SRSLY, THANK U FOR ALL THE BOOK RECS!!

I'll check it out!!

yess i have heard of it, have the book too but my frnd is borrowing it for the moment but when she's done with it, imma read it

ohh i wanna buy that so badly but my mom will KILL me after reading the title lmao, maybe after a few years i can buy it

i've read them already and god do i love those books, i read the first one in like a day? and i was at my hometown, and i originally brought that book for my frnd, but being the bookworm i am, i read it myself, and the very next day i went and brought the next two cuz i couldnt wait to read the next parts

ohh yess my frnd told me its really good

the series is just 🤌🏼 perfection

ohh i loved the movie! gotta check out the book

ohh

that is in my list<33

ohhhhhh @demigoddess-of-ghosts really loves it too, imma check it out

its ok<33 im really glad u took ur time and wrote this ask srsly, ily<3 (SOC is in my list currently)

#asks #my lovely moots #an angel💗 #<- this is ur tag now

[carebeartherese]

My live reactions to Loki season two ep 5:

-WOOOO HERE WE GO

-running through the recap

-Im actually scared for this episode srsly

-oooo the almost silent intro

-ALIVE???

-he is angelic fr

-where is everyone???

-did they go back to their timelines??

-Im loving these continued camera shots

-pie room??

-TIME SLIPPING

-oh shit

-:0 double Loki

-hello?

-time slipping is just an excuse for Loki to flip his hair like the hoe he is /pos

-time loop???

-WHAT THE FUCK

-WHY IS EVERYTHING COMING APART

-SHIT

-oop there’s the theme

-prison??

-CASEY?????

-WHAT THE HELL

-oh hes escapin

-where are they i wonder

-a boat prison??

-no not again dude Loki can’t handle this

-ALCATRAZ????

-his name ain’t Frank lmfao

-oh it’s the BOAT PLACE

-dude why are we back in the tva

-:0 SHIT NEW YORK 2012

-Aw b15 is such a great doctor I love her

-MOBIUS WHAT ARE YIU DOING

-living his dream

-who tf is don

-also his son??? No thank you

-LOKI GO SEE YOUR MAN

-this is so unserious

-LOKI IS SO CUTE ABOUT MOBIUS

-Mobius is adorable

-SINGLE DAD???

-FUCK YEA

-ooo 1994

-OB!!!!

-hes so silly

-awww he just wants to sell his books

-hes a writer <333

-in his bunker???

-ITS JUST LIKE HIS LAB

-dude ob will believe anything that happens to him

-the sons of who??

-ob is so adorable with his little “hey”

-dammit

-none of that made sense OB

-cannot control the time slipping

-oooo true

-LOKI = TEMPAD

-to save his friends

-oh yea shit kang is coming aint he

-control it Loki!!!!

-nope

-you look like you’re trying to take a shit

-there is no controlling time

-OB WE DONT SHOCK PEOPLE

-OR WHATEVER THAT WAS

-stop psychoanalizing

-go to the pie room

-GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER

-oh that’s actually kind of smart

-ob is adorable and I love him and his tism

-oh fuck there he goes

-TO MOBIUS AGAIN!!

-he sucks at taking the trash out

-yea Kevin

-these kids are literally adorable

-don’t burn down the house pls

-“HELLO”

-these guys are so awkward

-just kiss srsly

-WAIT THEY ARE SO CUTE

-HES SUCH A SALESMAN

-wife long gone????

-cause of the gay

-is he flirting??

-are jet skis flirting????

-mobius really thinks lokis crazy

-OB HI

-none of this makes sense

-awww the way he grabbed Mobius

-dude theyre so gay

-they need to just kiss already fr

-yea your kids will be fine mobius I swear

-hes just a suburb dad

-this is a little heartbreaking but also gay tbh

-IKR IT IS A COOL NAME

-B15!!!! Come with!!!!

-CASEY FUCK YEA

-ESCAPE

-where’s sylvie?

-mobius looks shook

-and Casey trusts no one the little thief

-mobius/don is he flirting with Casey/Frank

-I love sylvie but she always gets angry and fucks shit up

-please leave her out of this one

-WAIT WHAT

-HOW DOES SHE KNOW YOU

-wait till it back

-fuck get that time slipping under control

-sylvie with her lesbian fit and her mullet

-ok but Loki loves mobius and doesn’t wanna loose him

-uncaring queen

-I mean she wants to live

-damnnnnn

-WAIT CALL HIM OUT

-WHAT DOES HE WANT

-FALSE

-HE WANTS MOBIUS SRSLY

-oh come on Marvel be more specific

-of course he doesn’t wanna be alone

-don’t make this romantic again pls

-NO WE ARENT

-his story is with mobius tho!!!

-Casey is such a weird ass hardened criminal

-mobius stop trying to sell shit to people

-Loki you are so babygirl

-NO WHAT ABOUT THE GANG

-I don’t understand anything anymore

-is sylvie flirting with record shop guy??????

-THE VELVET UNDERGROUND

-HOLY SHIT

-literally what is happening rn

-whos this guy in the back

-oh he disappeared????

-why’s shit disappearing????

-NOOOO

-THE TIMELINES DECAYING

-OH GOD NO!!!

-NOT HOT RECORD SHOP GUY

-and she’s gone

-so is the timeline

-Loki is so sad and lonely

-MOBIUS KISS HIM PLS

-HE NEEDS TLC

-NOT TRUE

-a timeline just died for some reason

-Loki was just waiting for this opportunity

-CASEY DAMMIT SRSLY

-OH FUCK NO

-WAIT EVERYONE COME BACK

-NO MOBIUS PLEASE

-OH GOD NOT PLEASE NOT KNTO THE DARK

-THIS VERY BAD DREAM

-oh shit Loki use them timeslipping powers

-GO BACK IN TIME

-YOU CAN DO THIS BBG

-ITS ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS

-oh come on dont give me that fuckin cliffhanger

#Loki #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #loki episode 5 #mobius m mobius #loki laufeyson #sylvie laufeydottir #hunter b15 #casey loki #ouroboros loki

[champagnepadre]

Fatimaaaaaa how are you bith awww I missed you I just remembered my old tumblr password and I had flashbacks of you listening you and I in the bathroom lmao, what have you been up to this past years 🤧🤧🤧

omggggg dis is crazy cuz I just commented on a 1d TikTok n somebody calling me fatimaam this past week djdjdkek wow thank u for thinking of me 🥹 I am doing pretty good ummm I been thru a lot of life tings…. Realizing things…. Real eyes realize real eyes 🧍🏻‍♀️

Tbh w u my life been a bit mf rough but also beautiful 😗 like I live in richmond va working as an independent contractor for instacart sjekdkdk I do not have a boss or coworkers so tht cool but in general I’ve been making my coins and being in the shadows minding my business 🫣 but idk with this twilight saga eclipse (2024) coming up I feel a change is coming bith… like time to get out de shadows n be seen ! I wanna take my online presence srsly like I naturally did as a teenager cuz I’m 25 now and I’m a cool bich like I be in de gym n listening to cowboy carter on repeat n shi n idk my kid I feel I should just share my story n who I am to ppl again like de fact u still care about wat my ass up to so inspiring to me! God bless but ye anyway I do believe there hope for a better world n the uglies need to be called out n I c it slowly happening ! Free Palestine n God help de ppl suffering rite now in this mf economies! 🙏🏼💙

[multifanlol]

Yandere Total Drama Heather Headcannons

Tw: Stalking, mentions of suicide, usual Yandere stuff

Heather would be someone you’d never really suspect as one

I mean sure she’s Heather but you’d probably think she’d hate you as she’d never really show her “soft” side to you unless she kidnapped you or nobody was around

I see her as controlling but not like Courtney level like look at her with Lindsay but that was mainly her being fake i just wanna use her as an example like she’d wanna control your friends, what you wear going out, etc just “little” things like that

Definitely easy to get jealous due to her major insecurities especially if we’re going by the canon lore when she gets her head shaved even if your not dating

She would probably stalk like the social life type of one

She’d follow and stalk all your pages and write comments in different accounts, etc if she wanted you to go private and you wouldn’t listen to her she would probably write hurtful comments in different accounts to make you private your account

Sure she feels bad but, she has to get you to listen somehow you know?

She’d love if you were vulnerable with her no matter how annoyed she appears to be she’d love having a s/o that wouldn’t be afraid to tell her things so therefore she doesn’t have to worry about you seeing other people plus it’d be more easy to control you

If she ever did kidnap you it would be more of a last resort thing aka i don’t rlly see her kidnapping you unless necessary

If she held you hostage she’d give you the minimum respect that most Yanderes don’t seem to do like give you an actual bed and give you food that you like, etc (no srsly why do Yanderes in some stories keep you in a basement when it’s just you both in the house)

She’d only keep her basement cleaned as more of a “punishment” room

Speaking of punishments she’d only ever punish you if you ever attempted to escape while she’s in a bad mood

I mean she wouldn’t be a totally delusional yandere so she’d be aware that being held hostage isn’t good and hard to get “used” to but she doesn’t have any other options and besides it’s not like you have it that “bad”

Her punishments would never be THAT severe like maybe locking you in the basement for a couple hours depends on if you behave well she’d leave you food but she just needs to make sure you’ll never do something that ruthless again

If you were the type of person that would attempt to escape over and over again she’d have no choice and probably damage your body in some way breaking your legs is probably the best option would probably gaslight you while tying you up

One of her strongest traits is how manipulative she is so her gaslighting you or gaining your parents trust shouldn’t be that hard

If you ever successfully escaped, or died she would feel a mix of emotions

If you escaped she would feel sad but also angry at you and herself

Angry for you for escaping but angry to herself for letting you escape under her watch

She’d probably stop looking for you after a while but a part of her would still keep a close watch incase she catches you someday

It’s like a mice hiding in the kitchen from a cat the cat just has to wait a bit till the mouse lets loose

If you died whether it be a suicide or not she’d never get over it

Even if it wasn’t her fault she’d still be angry at herself she’d probably bury your body outside her house as it’d be too late to turn you in without being questioned

If she ever “broke” you (you finally gave in to her but your personality faded) she’d be pleased that your easy to deal with but sad that this isn’t the “one she fell in “love with””

She’d probably give you more privileges and try to show interest in any of your hobbies if you had any to try making you happy

She’d get frustrated at you over it but she’d know it’s her fault your like this now

Overall Heather wouldn’t be the worst out there surprisingly although would be intensely manipulative

I hope anyone who read this liked it! I’m just in my total drama phase tbh-

Have a good day/night!

#character x reader #total drama #yandere total drama #Yandere total drama x reader #total drama x reader #Total drama Heather x reader #yandere x reader #Total drama Yandere heather x reader

[kinkandkreep]

imm ask for moreeeeee if you don’t mind 🤭

srsly your Shuji ones were so good, so i GOTTA KNOW sum about dear Kenchin 🩷 [D, F, I, K, O]

thanks again, lovingggg your TR content~

Hey hey sug, good to see you again! 👋🏾Thanks for sending this in! I’m glad you’ve been enjoying the ride thus far, I’ve honestly really been enjoying myself as well. I hope you enjoy! And y’all feel free to peruse my NSFW Alphabet and send in more requests! 😁

Ken “Draken” Ryuguji: 

D= Dirty Secret (self-explanatory)

So 👏🏾

Let’s expose ole’ Kenny-kins 😈

Bro, the literal first thing that came to mind for Ken is that he is secretly into crossdressing

Like yes he is a badass and yes he will rock your shit with little effort but he is still a pretty princess and don’t you fuckin’ forget it 😤

His name is literally Ken; tats and scars and shaved head aside, he’s handsome enough to be like a literal Ken doll and you can’t convince me otherwise

His desire to dabble in crossdressing also coincides with his feminization kink

Oops, wait, that letter comes later 🤭

Don’t mistake, Ken can and absolutely does still maintain his role as a dom

But every now and then…

Every once in a while…

Our boi just wants to be ogled and smooched and told how pretty he is 🥺

And if that happens while he’s wearing this sexy little number then even better 🤷🏾‍♀️

F= Favorite position

As I mentioned previously, Ken really favors any position in which he and his lover are facing each other

He’s into intimate shit like that

He really likes cowgirl, the Lotus and just about all of the standing positions

He especially favors pile-driving and 69-ing 

And he likes picking you up and bouncing you on his cock, so any position where he can do that is a yes for him as well

(For my heavier girls, have no fear, Ken is adjustable and if he really feels the need, he will absolutely just hit the gym harder to get strong enough to pick you up. He’s already plenty buff though, so I just wouldn’t worry. 💪)

I= Intimacy (do they prefer to “fuck” or “make love”)

🎶I WANNA MAKE LuOooOOOoOooOoVE IN DIS CLUB 🎶

Kenny-kins prefers to make ~luove~

But he is also quite partial to a good fuck 🧐

Like, on a normal day: the birds are chirpin’, the sun is shinin’, and by some miracle people have managed not to piss him off for once, Kenny-kins would love to take his time with you

With gentle hands and slow, yet fervent touches

Ken breaks you down and builds you back up in the most loving, intimate way possible

But then, on any other day…

The sky is overcast, traffic is way too loud and Mikey has managed to get under Ken’s skin at just the right angle to nick the vein and suddenly!

Ken is fucking you within an inch of your life 😂

This also happens very often after brawls

He’s so hopped up on adrenaline that he needs an outlet, and you just happen to be the perfect one 😏

K= Kink (kinks/preferences)

Let’s do a rapid fire round for these (this list will not be comprehensive, I'll just be making mention of his main kinks here)

Ready? Lesgo!

Feminization

Crossdressing

Bondage/Shibari

Pegging

Sounding 👀 (this is a very particular one and because of the potential risks associated with it Ken will only do this with someone who is experienced and in a safe, controlled environment)

Name calling (i.e being called “daddy” or “sir” normally, being called “pretty boy” or “baby” when crossdressing)

Breathplay

Barebacking

Biting (not too too hard or nothin’, just gentle little nips and the occasional harsher bite, enough to leave an indent but not break skin)

Impact play

Collaring

Size kink

PRAISE KINK (please don’t ever be hesitant to tell this man how good he is and how good he’s making you feel, he will simply melt if you do)

O= Oral (receiving vs. giving, skill/talent level)

I’ma just say it outright, Kenny-kins is a fantastic head giver 😂

Like he’s got a naturally talented, highly tensile tongue, a good bit of experience and an eagerness to please

Like what more do you need? 🙃

Ken loves tongue fucking you, either your throat or your pussy, doesn’t really matter

Both are soft and wet and pliant once he gets ahold of them anyway so 🤷🏾‍♀️

Wait wait 🫣

Girl I be makin’ my own self flustered I need to chill 😂

But yeah, Ken has definitely made you squirt before with just his tongue

He 100% takes pride in that too

Again I say, I hope you enjoyed these hun! I feel like these were maybe a little goofier than Shuji’s but I just get so giddy at the thought of Ken that I can’t help but be at least a little silly. 🤪Oh, and please feel free to send in any more letters and characters from the list that you’re curious about, it’s no problem for me. 😁Have a good one! 👋🏾

#tokyo revengers #tokyo rev #tokrev #ken ryuguji #ryuguji ken #draken #draken smut #ken ryuuguji smut

[blackdevilwhitedemon]

Short OMARI fic idea (LOVED ONE COMES BACK W R O N G)

WAIT LET ME COOK!

Okay so besides that Mari lives Au fic I'm writing rn I have another Omori au fic (it's crack treated srsly so I wanna keep it to myself until I finish it) which long story short is good ending Sunny still jumps bc he thinks his friends can only start healing w/o him there and he wakes up in an OMARI AU where Sunny was in a coma. And there's a lot of different and weird shit so Sunny's way out of his head. It's clear that this is a different reality, not a different timeline.

ANYWAY HERE'S THE BRAIN ROT!!!

So, I've seen quite a few fics where Mari just comes back out of nowhere (usually her grave) and whoever she bumps into first is just hella chill w/ her being back alive after 4 years and they wanna show her off to everyone else??? Like, no shade to the fics, I just didn't find myself particularly liking thos fics and I don't think I finished any.

So I read one where good ending Sunny still jumps and wakes up in an OMARI AU. Basil found him and while he said he killed himself but he also said he went missing (on 2nd read realized Basil was half convincing himself of the latter thing) but it made me think.

I fucking love fiction where someone dies and only one or small amount know this for sure and then that person comes back but SOMETHING IS DEEPLY WRONG. Like,,,yas sign me the fuck up!!! You can do so much w/ that!!!

So this one also is good ending Sunny still jumps and wakes up in an OMARI AU but!!!! Sunny is fucking dead in that one. Our Sunny isn't meant to be here. So in the OMARI AU, Mari shoved/causes Sunny to fall down the stairs and she's weeping over his body trying to get him to wake in as she's in shook and hasn't registered his neck snapped. Hero walks in at this time and sees what's going and realizes quick that, Sunny isn't breathing, he has no pulse.

So he gets Mari to go with him into the woods and they bury him deep in the woods. Ofc she's in shock and dissociating the whole time while Hero is panicking, to parallel Sunny and Basil in the base game.

He get Mari to claim she woke up later than she was supposed to and looked around the house for her brother only to discover the backdoor was open. And that Hero even tried to help look for him. Everyone else thinks Sunny ran away while the teens know what they did and keep quite about it.

A year passes and that's when our Sunny get dumped into this world. He's all dirty and raggedy and wearing clothes he doesn't recognize. He's in the woods and makes his way back to town. Basil (ig? I just know I want one of the younger kids to find him bc they just think he went missing) finds him and is all ecstatic. Treating him and stuff and bombing him with questions. Our Sunny figures out p soon of what's up and that he's not where he should be, but doesn't reveal himself bc who the fuck will believe him? He can't just tell the truth. So he pretends he just...doesn't remember what's he's been up to for the last year. Just a missing persons who came back with no memories of what happened when they were gone. He's know he's heard about cases like that.

Sunny puts on an act of being frustrated and scared that he has this gap in his memories and that he feels like he's dead. Feels like he isn't real and that this isn't real. (Maybe some of his real feelings leaks thorough which makes it all the more convincing.)

So yadda yadda, everyone's over the moon to see he's back and the adults drop the whole 'where've you been?' and 'what happened?' just assuming xyz. Don't look a gifted horse in the mouth.

But Mari...when she sees him she loses it bc I KILLED HIM HES DEAD WE BURIED HIM WE BURIED HIM WE BURIED HIM WE BURIED HIM.

Sunny is happy to just,,,be around a Mari again and acts all clingy while Mari is trying to act normal about it but is terrified inside bc WHAT IS THIS WHO IS HE WHAT IS THIS IN FRONT OF ME IT CANT BE HIM WEBURIEDHIM.

She later come to a conclusion (this scene is why I wanna write this fic in the first place) as she's having a meltdown(?) breakdown(?) to Hero on the phone. At first she thought just maybe that this Sunny was some ghost here to haunt them, or was undead. But the supernatural isn't real so the only logic conclusion she can jump to is 'HE WAS ALIVE AND WE BURIED HIM. OH MY GOD HERO HE WAS ALIVE AND WE BURIED HIM. WE BURIED SUNNY.' She basically is convinced they were wrong about him being dead or maybe just somehow his heart restarted and WE BURIED HIM WE BURIED HIM HE WAS ALIVE AND WE BURIED HIM.

She thinks that Sunny was alive the whole time and woke up after they buried him and dug out of his own grave and the shock of all that made him forget things and just wander off. She think someone probs picked him up (he was found in unfamiliar clothes after all) and finally the shock or mental block finally dropped and he instinctively went back home and doesn't remember what happened to him during the shock state/mental block he had.

Hero on the other hand, isn't convinced that it's Sunny. He knows that happened. He's wasn't breathing, there was no pulse. He held him, he buried him.

That wasn't Sunny.

Hero think's our Sunny is a ghost here to haunt them, then maybe an undead and lastly lands on: SOMETHING IS WEARING HIS SKIN WEARING HIS FACE USING HIS VOICE THAT ISN'T SUNNY SUNNY IS DEAD I BURIED HIM IN THE WOODS LAST YEAR.

HOW DARE YOU LOOK LIKE HIM HOW DARE YOU

So for the last chapter he wants to convince Mari she's wrong. That that thing isn't Sunny. And he wants validation. So he treks into the woods to where they buried him and digs and dig and digs and dig and digs until there's blood. His blood.

And he finds it. Bones. Human bones. Fabric hidden deep in the dirt.

THAT THING WASN'T SUNNY. HE'S RIGHT HERE WHERE I BURIED HIM.

oh god

He turns to look towards town.

its in the house with mari...

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD THAT THING'S IN THE HOUSE WITH MARI

MARI MARI MARI MARI MARI MARI MARI MARI MARI MARI MARI MARI MARI MARI MARI

Is the only thing he's think as he books it back to town.

And that's the end of the fic. It just stops there. I did say I wanted this to be a short fic. Also sorry this post is sloppy and not that cohesive like my last one but I'm writing this as I go late at night and just wanted to air out my brain rot.

I'm aiming for 5 chapters (won't be adding much filler to this) and I know for sure that it won't go to 10. Probs wanna finish it first, then post the dang thing but it's probs only gonna take me a month to write.

#plot bunny #omori au #omari au #fanfic #fanfiction #my writing #textpost #text post #cw dead body #ig thats the right tag?

[ma1dita]

okok catching up on troubleverse WHEWW and i have the perffff song for them, paired with the lyrics verse-for-verse and me screaming shrilly LMAOOO.

but this song is sosososo perf, like everything abt it from the lyrics to the singer's erratically paced singing to the general unhinged vibes and. IT SHARES A NAME WITH THE ENTIRE SERIES TOO OMG-- 'partner in crime' by madilyn mei!! i haven't listened to my folk indie queen for a hot minute but i had to pull it out from the dusty archive of my skull for u 😗😗

When you're gone I feel alone again / The voices cannot hold my hand / They keep me company at very best / Distract me from my loneliness

insanity mention?? dionysus the god of mania?? HELLOOOO CAN THOU HEAR ME [rattling at the bars of containment]

Maybe I'm just an anomaly / Even my demons have their families / Truly something must be wrong with me / To need you as much as I do

smth must be wrong with trouble to need luke as much as she does and vice versa smth smth okay like. i think the whole thing abt him being trouble's ESA from buddy system is saying enough 😭😭

I was never meant to win / [... maniacal laughing] SHUT UP!

THE LAUGHING AND THE MUTED SHUT UP HERE JUST GETS ME. straight chills, ik it didnt happen but during love like a blister if trouble screamed at the other counselors out of rage and the campers heard it the way it sounded in the song UGH. I WAS NEVER MEANT TO WIN. THEY DON'T EVER WIN BC LUKE HAS BEEN DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE OMFG.

Here's the reigns / Take ahold of me / Please don't let me go / You do the talking / Sew up my mouth if I can't keep it closed

BUDDY SYSTEM CODED when they're on the road trip bc the image just comes to mind instantly, like if they see questioning adults luke has to do the sweet talking bc trouble is lowkey a pro yapper and can't keep her mouth shut at all. AND 'here's the reigns take ahold of me' NO WORDS no words at all just vibes bc wdym. i just think that luke being vulnerable to trouble and talking abt his mom as if he were giving her the reigns to his personal life ermm.

Run for it / I'll keep em occupied for you / Cause I love you, I love you so

SOMEBODYS ANGEL SAVE ME SOMEBODYS ANGEL SAVE ME. trouble stepping into the battle with ladon to save luke, 'run for it i'll keep [LADON] occupied cause i love you i love so' I AM SICK. SOMEONE MAKE ME SOME CONGEE UGHHH.

I'm 'bout to die / Yet the only thing I find i'm worried about is you / Something tells me you aren't coming / Guess that I'm truly doomed

i saw ur synopsis of asking for trouble like. he's dying and the only thing he can think abt. is trouble??? r u kidding me? and then trouble supposedly pleading his case with the olympians in the as above so below synopsis DONT TELL ME that trouble is gonna be too late for luke and so he dies thinking that she still hates him (based off what im assuming from the when the curtains close synopsis, 'all strings r cut' WDYM??)

I overhear your brain when it's close to mine / Oh, I know that we're not the same / My heart's on the line / I'm just a pawn in your game / Not your partner in crime

JO THEY R SUPPOSED TO BE PARTNERS IN CRIME HELLO. solipsism c'mere i just wanna talk bc drunk!trouble seeing luke from a different timeline and KNOWING HE'S REALLY THERE BUT IT ISNT HIM = 'i overhear your brain when it's close to mine / oh, i know that we're not the same' THEY ARE ON DIFFERENT WAVELENGTHS IN THE MOST LITERAL SENSE POSSIBLE WITH TIME in this essay i will--

You're slowly killing me / Taking your- (I was never meant to win)

luke to kronos, the titan is slowing killing him from the inside out the longer he's possessing luke. HE WAS NEVER MEANT TO WIN UGH. i need to put maddie and u in affectionate jail bc ASDFGHJKL goodbye i am finished. troubleverse is sososoo evil, like this is srsly what everyone else feels when they read jubi bc if it is i am so sorry for everything.

to conclude jo, ily but i also am gobsmacked with my mouth hanging wide open and catching flies bc this whole thing is unbe-fucking-lieveable. the way u built their whole ass relationship from the ground up and swung a baseball bat into it like ok i need to take a business month to process this for reasons known and unknown, my bags r packed up at the airport, who cares abt my chem grade, it is sabbatical time WHEWW

THEOOOOO IM SCREAMING UNTIL MY HEAD EXPLODES THE SONG REC IS SO GOOD??? how tf did i miss that

i am so happy that you made the troubleverse part of your day it is an honor to have you connect the dots from your perspective and see how everything is playing out!! you in my brain ill make you congee BAHAH you've been the only one to put some of the dots together for the final arc (or at least voice it, thank you for being brave) and i will neither confirm nor deny but your analysis is pretty spot on for someone who binge read it today thank you so much!!

study for chem no rest for the weak >:( love youu

#જ⁀➴ jo answers ! #feedback that made jo scream #trouble!verse #mooties: theo ! (˶ ˘ ³˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶)

[obsessedftshit]

Young Justice S1 Ep23 part 1

So much happened in this episode.

First of all, is it just me who thinks that the spider villain dude at the beginning of the episode is like Spider-man? He's a literal copy of Spider-Man but a DC and evil version. Either way, his voice is so soothing. I couldn't help but fall in love with his voice. He showed up for 5 minutes and ate.

Love the green duo 💚

I loved how Wally started reassuring Artemis that she is a real archer and that she doesn't need to feel as though she isn't. Ahhh my heart can't take these 2. I srsly need them to get together ASAP.

When Cheshire showed up, I internally screamed cause I'm literally in love with her. Also I gasped so hard when she literally kissed Red Arrow. Like girl what?! But I loved it nonetheless cause it showed that whole evil x hero but like the one sided version where the villain likes the hero but the hero doesn't even tho deep down they know they do but won't admit it. Yeah it's a stretch cause I know Roy doesnt like her but there is definitely TENSION between them. Chesire took her chance and kissed him. Tbh idk who id wanna be. Roy or Cheshire? IDK!

Nah cause Artemis's reaction was exactly like mine

I love how these 2 keep pissing each other off and hating on each other. They give me sibling vibes.

Nah when Zatanna gave the robot dude pants and said he needed pants I died 😭. So did that mean his robot dick was on display 🤔, probably.

I need more of theeem.

I loved how Kid Flash was defending Artemis. Everything was going so well until stupid ass Roy had to say that she gave them the wrong tracker to track. Like fuck u Roy.

Gifs made by moi

#dc young justice #dc justice league #justice league #dc #gifs #dc gifs #young jusitce review #young justice #young justice gifs #artemis x wally #wally x artemis #artemis #red arrow #roy harper

[degloved]

Do 16 for hannibal specifically - it deserves to be out in the world

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

murder family. i will not be offering a polite apology for this one i dont even get the appeal point blank, let alone why so many people find it appealing. while i don't understand where the belief that there's a person that hannibal and will could give a fuck about (other than themselves and each other) even comes from, i'm also wondering why anybody would wanna force that upon abigail tbh. does anyone actually think she loves them? she thinks will is werid. will wants to be in loco parentis to her so bad, he wants to replace her father so bad (from a misplaced sense of obligation), but has he ever asked abigail whether she wants him to be that? she doesn't. she feels mildly uncomfortable around him. he's the slightly weird guy who killed her dad and is now coping badly. who abigail might see as a dad is hannibal - but hannibal certainly doesn't feel that way, he plays into this role much the same way he plays into every other one to achieve his ends. the whole show revolves around the concept that hannibal wants will So bad, so desperately, because will understands him - or has the capacity to. he is clawing at the opportunity to dig his teeth into him and keep him, because who knows if there will ever be another. hannibal didn't need to do any of that with abigail, she came willingly - he had her, but she wasn't It. abigail was not assigned hannibal understander at birth - do you srsly think he'd keep her around knowing this? abigail died with her mom and dad in their home in minnesota. she spent s1 and s2 living on borrowed time, a dead girl walking. abigail is less a person, more a concept. more a narrative vehicle meant to push hannigram past the breaking point in s2. she was dealt a curel hand that way i dont know. i've never been able to get behind this. i love abigail so much, and murder family just feels like a curel joke sometimes.

[choose violence ask game]

#ask #ask game

[taylors-fourth-cat-meow]

Acomaf Chapter 55

Warnings: 18+ only ; anti feysand; bad smut.

I just want to make clear that I, in no shape or form, like this badly written smut doing this cause some of ya'll requested it. So I am proud to present the infamous Chp 55 commentary.

I watched him consume every spoonful, his eyes darting between where I stood and the soup.

Umm... Does sjm not realise just how unromantic soup is? Like why soup? It's...slimy and has vegetables and boiled stuff and like- it's the least romantic food bruhhh 😭

 “I was going to tell you what I’d decided the moment I saw you on the threshold.”

Maybe you should....

Rhys twisted in his seat toward me. “And now?”

Ohh yeahh Feyre answer him!! What do u think of your sexual assaulter now?? After he told you he SA'd you for your own good, told you a sob story and gaslighted you! No srsly I am so intrigued. Please do tell.

Aware of every breath, every movement, I sat in his lap. His hands gently braced my hips as I studied his face. “And now I want you to know, Rhysand, that I love you. I want you to know … ” His lips trembled, and I brushed away the tear that escaped down his cheek.

WHAT THE FUCK? BESTIE WHAT?!

“I want you to know,” I whispered, “that I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belongs to you. And I am honored—honored to be your mate.”

Honoured?? Wtf 😭😭😭 why wud u be honoured to he tied to Rhysie???? BITCH HE SA'd YOU! I wud have legit went naked out in snow and died of hypothermia if I were her Honoured my ass.

Rhys looked up, his face gleaming with tears. He went still as I leaned in, kissing away one tear. Then the other. As he had once kissed away mine.

Here we go with the retcons again. If I remember correctly babe, he licked your tears. Yes he licked u without your consent and like then twisted your bones. Literally.

The word's licked. Not kissed. Don't make it romantic. It's fucking gross.

His body shuddered with what might have been a sob, but his lips found my own.

You wanna know what my body is shuddering with? Disgust.

Rhysand scooped me up in a smooth movement before laying me flat on the table—amongst and on top of all the paints.

Ouchh.. that's gotta hurt. I mean aren't paints in like glass bottles?

I plunged my fingers into his hair, and he braced a hand beside my head—smack atop a palette of paint. 

Nah noo why? Why the paints? Is it supposed to be poetic cause she paints? Nah i- paints are gross and sticky and have a weird smell?

He let out a low laugh, and I watched, breathless, as he took that hand and traced a circle around my breast, then lower, until he painted a downward arrow beneath my belly button.

PLSS 💀

Homeboy thinks he's Google maps.

Thanks for the directions sir.

“Lest you forget where this is going to end,” he said.

Wtf is this shit?? Like is this supposed to be dirty talk?

He bhagwan uthale mujhe 😭😭 (translation: oh god kill me)

I snarled at him, a silent order, and he laughed again, his mouth finding my other breast.

Idk why but whenever it's mentioned that someone snarls, All I can think of is old ppl snoring loudly.

Smearing it in his hair, until great streaks of blue and red and green ran through it.

PLSSS RHYSIE WITH BLUE, RED AND GREEN HIGHLIGHTS LMAOOOOOO

Rhys pulled back again, and I let out a bark of protest—

Okayyy... What is this really? Is she shapeshifting into a dog or like-

I want you splayed out on the table like my own personal feast.

Yepp that's doesn't sound cannibal-ly at all.

He growled his approval at my moan, my taste, and unleashed himself on me entirely

Okayy I get u wanna do it doggie style but that doesn't mean u have behave Iike them too 😭💀

He looked me over, naked, covered in paint, his own face and body smeared with it, and give me a slow, satisfied male smile. 

Umm... But how is a smile male or female? Like what is a male smile? Do tell.

Wholly naked, I watched as he unbuttoned his pants, and the considerable length of him sprang free. 

I'm sorry but sprang free. 🤣🤣💀

I leaned up, reaching over his shoulder to caress the powerful curve of his wing.

Rhys shuddered, and I watched his cock twitch.

Nah but what is this weird wing fettish sjm has?????? Like wtf? This reminds of the anon ask about Illariyans orgasming on the battlefield because some touch their wings. 💀💀

and slid in. And in. And in.

Is this a typo or is she really that bad a writer?

My friend through many dangers.

My lover who had healed my broken and weary soul.

My mate who had waited for me against all hope, despite all odds.

Great! I'll join in! You're sexual assaulter who traumatised you for three months.

drawing out my pleasure until I felt and saw and smelled that bond between us, 

OHHH NO GROSSS WTF SHE MEAN BY SMELLED

Outside, the mountains trembled, the remaining snow rushing from them in a cascade of glittering white, only to be swallowed up by the waiting night below.

Not the Illariyans hiding under their tables cause their hl orgasmed and now there is an earthquake. Life there seems fun ngl.

#this only half the chapter 😭 #srry it took me so long for this but can blame me really? #plus i was super swamped with school #anti sjm #anti acotar #anti feyre #anti feysand #anti rhysand #anti acomaf #let me know if u want part 2

[bucketkizuu]

Saw your omori au and it looks very cool! Could you tell more about it if you don't mind? I'm especially interested in how incident went

tyy!! (Before reading just gonna say dis was on da same day as sunny and mari’s recital, iz kinda important here) okey so basil confronts sunny abt something (I forgor) and it becomez an argument, and yknoww, basil gets too close and sunny pushes him and uh oh stairs- mari comez in to tell sunny to get ready for da recital sees da ded/rllyrlly injured basil. sunny runs down da stairs to check and basil and uh oh sunny you killed somewun! (he doesn’t know yet tho) yea so sunny panik but mari doesnt want sunny to feel bad abt it and feel dat it’s his fault and tries to comfort him. I don’t think it’ll make him feel better trying to cover it up by throwing basil into a lake- yea she didn’t want anything to happen to sunny (sibling goals /J) and den dey sit there for a few min becuz dey didn’t rlly want to hurt basil in any kind of way and dey wanna respect him after wut dey did, but mari keepz telling sunny dat itz not his fault and stuffz becuz yea

I cant write and if I tried writing srsly I would cringe so badly at how bad it iz HH (mayb I’ll ask my frends for tips and if u want, if I do end up having a proper thing for da argument, I can @ u if ur fine w dat)

#omori #??? do I tag cuz dis iz so bad ahsbdhahd

[booklovingturtle]

Shadow and Bone Season 2 Rambles (SPOILERS)

S&B S2E7

The episode title made me think of The Hunger Games song

"deep in the meadow

under the willow..."

I want that cloak for my daily life so bad

I just realized they toned down the childhood flashbacks which was a good choice

Jessie is so talented I love her

I don't want Mal to die but I do want him to die for the sake of adding weight to the narrative but I know he won't

Gods the things I would do protect David and Genya

What a fun little loop hole that I don't remember and deifinetely won't work at all

BRING ME BACK THE CROWS...sorry yes inspiring war speech do go on King Nikolai

I love the Fullmetal Alchemist arm

My boy Matthias is looking scruffy I love scruffy a boy

poor david he don't wanna hurt a fly

OH...I wasn't expecting it to go wrong in that way

Why does the Darkling look grey? gray? idk what way to americans spell it I am american but I don't remember

I'm sorry I know she loves Mal but Alina just looks super selfish right now letting EVER MORE PPL DIE TO SAVE THE ONE DUDE

Me personally if I was on her unit I would be dragging that girl across the floor for letting her feelings ruin the lives of so many innocent people

Like the way I would an Alina hater if I was a citizen in their country I would create a one-sided beef with Sankta Alina

YES YES YES INEJ

I love watching powerful girlies kill people (disregard the hypocrisy lmaoooooo)

THE SIBLINGS!!!!! LOVE HOW THEY'RE USING THEIR GIFTS TOGETHER

in my brain Tolya died in the books but I don't remember exactly so I hope I'm wrong I like him a lor

DAVID HAS BE SOBBING UP IN THIS CLUB AGAIN

GENYA'S SCREAMS WERE HEART BREAKING I AM LITERALLY SOBBING

Wylan's cuteness got me to laugh through the tears

JESPER THAT WAS SICK WAIT WHAT

YES TAMAR AND TOLYA REUNION

JUST KILL MAL

GOOD LORD IF YOU KILL THE BOY THEN YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE DARKLING KILLING HIM FIRST

ITS ALMOST LIKE YOUR PROBLEMS WOULD BE SOLVED IF YOU STOPPED BEING SELFISH ALINA

pls don't take any of what i say srsly y'all these are fictional characters obv but just in case I wanted to throw in that disclaimer

#shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #leigh bargudo #six of crows netflix #six of crows #alina starkov #the darkling #mal oretsev #darklina #malina #kaz brekker #sankta inej #kanej #nina zenik #matthias matthies #helnik #jesper fahey #wesper #nikolai lantsov #zoya nazyalensky #zoyalai #wylan van eck

[carebeartherese]

Semi-live blogging the finale of Loki:

-HERE WE GO

-hoping for Lokius this ep

-Im terrified and also have a whole monster in my system

-backwards intro????

-I BELIEVE IN YOU LOKI

-ok how we fix

-Aw mobius checking on him

-oh and he spaghettied again

-you got this Loki

-mobius is so confused

-also love the upbeat music

-confusing literally anyone

-skin? pt2

-again ig

-this shits not working

-love that mobius and sylvie are worried

-lmfao Loki is so tired of this shit

-mobius is so cute trying to help Loki

-NO NOT CENTURIES LATER

-what the hell is happening

-Loki is actually so funny rn

-wow he’s kinda hot when he’s smart

-NOT THE FINISHING MOBIUS SENTENCE

-NOT THE LAPELS GRAB

-THIS IS A CODE RED GAYS

-they should kiss already fr

-Aw the little arm grab

-OK I BELIEVE

-THIS MAY WORK

-GO GO GO GO GO

-GET IT TIMELY

-PLEASE

-“you’re being so brave.”

-the deadpan

-timely fighting for his life while Loki is so unenthused

-PLEASE LET THIS WORK

-HIT THE DAMN BUTTON

-EHATS HAPPENING

-DID IT WORK?????

-WE DID ITTTTTT

-COME BACK TIMELY

-HE MADE IT

-FUCK YES

-ITS WORKING HOLY SHIT

-THIS FEELS WAY TOO GOOD

-no

-no please

-this was supposed to work

-IT CANT BE OVERLOADING

-WE JUST FIXED KT

-EHAT THE FUCK

-MOTHERFUCKER

-timely no please

-not a scaling problem

-Loki is so tired man

-well it was nice knowing y’all ig

-why the fuck is the world like this

-now there’s no fixing

-wait i don’t wanna be back in the time tower thing

-PLEASE DONT MAKE THIS A SYLKI THING

-:0 MAYBE KILL HER???

-NO NO NO FUCK

-srsly how many times must we fight her

-maybe she does have to die if you want to stop everything

-is time frozen???

-ok he who remains is kinda funny

-Loki is literally so tired

-LET THE MAN REST

-reincarnation baby’s

-oh shit Loki can pause now

-damn

-hes kinda fine

-Alr chitchat time

-a failsafe??

-the tva is not easy to rebuild

-what about the people???

-“kiddo”,”champ”

-but why does he always loose

-where do we go from here??

-WHEN do we go from here

-wait break the loom?

-yea your friends would die loki

-tough choices = big chair

-ok let’s go find another way ig

-this sucks

-break loom or kill sylvie???

-wait this sucks actually

-wait mobius???

-Aw the og interrogation

-they should be gay already

-wow mobius is the one loki goes to for advice???

-oh mobius story time

-wait was the hunter mobius??

-dude this is crazy shit

-babygirl that was just a kid

-mobius are you ok

-NO I LOVE HIM

-oh that was ravonna!! who pruned that kid!!!

-mobius has some wise shit to say

-WAIT WHY DOES THIS FEEL LIKE A GOODBYE

-WAIT MOBIUS COME BACK

-omg he’s flashing back to the times he’s lost his people :(((

-oh wait he paused

-ok it’s either the loom dies or sylvie dies

-I feel like there’s probably a clear option bbg

-DONT KISS PLS

-this should end on friend terms

-you two are so fucking poetic and for what

-no don’t tell him that sylvie

-Loki make the right choice please and just kill her

-ok where are we going back to????

-and why???

-for what

-oh it’s all his people in one place :(

-NO NO LOKI

-mobius got worried

-LOKI STOP

-DUDE NO

-LOKI STOP BEING SO AMBIGUOUS

-both of them are so in love with him

-but which will he choose??

-love island shit

-while Loki fucking dies????

-THE HORNS

-HES BACK BITCH

-IM TERRIFIED

-THE TIMELINES ARE EVERYWHERE

-EHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

-this is spooky y’all

-ewwww bad noise

-what did he just do

-THE BRANCHES ARE DYING?????!

-hes aliving them???

-hes so babygirl

-I need him to make a choice in lovers tho

-LOKI WHERE ARE YOU GOING

-YOURE LEAVING YOUR LOVES BEHIND

-NO NO NO

-WHAT IS HAPPENING RN

-no HES the new time bitch

-Im actually so scared

-no no he can’t stay here at the end!

-NO HE CABT BE ALONE THIS ISNT FAIR TO HIM

-HE CANT HOLD TIME TOGETHER ALONE

-what in the seven fucks is happening

-not after

-this shit is unfair

-POOR MOBIUS

-hes just lost the only friend he ever had

-how do these people live without the one person holding them together

-HE REQUESTED LOKIS FILE

-not to be a bitch but it should’ve been sylvie

-HES LEAVING??

-FOR WHERE

-HE JUST WANTED TO BE WITH HIS FUCKING BOYFRIEND AGAIN

-ok I love you b-15 but he is heartbroken fr

-THE LACK OF LOKIUS IS HURTFUL TO ME

-wow the war room is pack today

-aww hi OB

-HES MAKING NEW COPIES

-victor grew up a candle maker

-ravonna is at the end of time!!!!!!!!

-hahahahah bitch

-oh she’s boutta get eaten

-MOBIUS PLAYING WIRH HUS KIDS

-HES SO FATHER FIGURE

-aww look at present mobius

-ugh why is sylvie here

-NO SHIT ITS WEIRD LOKI ISNT HERE

-mobius seems more fucked up about this than I thought he’d be

-meanwhile sylvie is fine

-oh Loki check-up????

-hes doing???

-hes alive I guess???

-did he see mobius????????

-I cannot believe that’s the end omfg

-Im kinda upset that I got queerbaited again but like I knew it was gonna happen 🤷‍♀️

#ouroboros loki #loki season 2 #loki episode 6 #loki spoilers #loki season 2 spoilers #loki laufeyson #mobius m mobius #sylvie laufeydottir