Tumgik
#total cottagecore vibes
wrenegadeone · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
I enjoy being knocked up pregnant way too much
9 notes · View notes
red-hemlock · 3 months
Note
🍁 MAPLE LEAF - what is their favourite season? why? 🍃 FALLING LEAF - do they enjoy being in nature? what is their favourite outdoor activity?
OC Emoji Asks @gnarledbite
Tumblr media
🍁 MAPLE LEAF - what is their favourite season? why?
Autumn is definitely River's favorite season. Due to the lye scarring, it can take a significant amount of time to 'get ready' to go outside in terms of make-up application to hide it, especially depending on what kind of clothes she wants to wear. Autumn is the perfect amount of cold so that she can sport all sorts of cute things like jackets, turtle-necks, sweaters, etc, which hide her right shoulder; and thereby cuts-down on the make-up application ritual. Seeing as she tends to wear these long-sleeved items even in the summer to do this, fall is also not so hot that she's uncomfortable.
River's also a total basic pumpkin-spice latte girl, who wouldn't miss the chance to worship at the coffeeshop altar for this favored seasonal drink.
Tumblr media
🍃 FALLING LEAF - Do they enjoy being in nature? What is their favourite outdoor activity?
River absolutely is an outdoors-y person. Her family home was a complex, hidden deep in the woods near the coast of Oregon, so she's been in and around nature most of her entire life. Much of the scant 'free time' she had in her childhood was spent practicing herbalism and combing the land for various toxic plants and materials for her grandmother; and by default she got to enjoy a fair amount of hiking in the process. Coming to Gotham didn't change too much of that. Free-running has replaced hiking, and she continues to grow and work-with poisonous plants and herbs primarily as an assassin.
If she wasn't 'perma-banned' from the state by fact that her family is still kicking-it up back there, as well as the fact that Dagny wants to stay in Gotham, she'd have gone back home to Oregon a long time ago. River would be perfectly content having some kind of small off-grid homestead for herself; and using her assassin skills to track and hunt animals instead, to eat.
5 notes · View notes
dellalyra · 10 months
Note
reading your shoko writing made me think about if reader and shoko joke about running away together, suguru just encourages it while satoru is all pouty
𓇬 Cottagecore 𓇬
“I am so fucking tired of this shit.” You groan into the cushion you’ve buried your face in.
“What’s happened?” Shoko asks, poking your head.
“Fucking assholes. All of them.” You continue.
Shoko looks at the boys, hoping they’ve got answers as to why you’re face down in the sofa.
Geto turns to her, wrestling a mochi off Satoru.
“The higher ups are trying to stop her from being part of the Exchange Event - saying her CT isn’t well suited for taking part, doesn’t even make sense, they just don’t want her to get any glory.” He shrugs. Shoko should’ve guessed it was them, trying to put roadblocks down in Y/N’s way simply to piss her off.
“Bro - if Satoru can take part then how the fuck can Y/N not, he could just wipe the whole damn school out.” Shoko rolls her eyes, switching from poking your head to patting it.
You turn your head to her, frowning and pouting like a scolded puppy. You knew you’d be taking part, whether they wanted you to or not - but your frustration with them was understandable.
“I am gonna turn them all into trees.” You mutter, now face planting into her shoulder.
“Sounds good, honey.” She agrees.
You groan when you realise that’s technically murder.
“Wanna just run away together?” Shoko says.
“Oh my god yes, no boys allowed.” You nod. Satoru’s head whips around at this.
“We’ll get a little cottage in the woods, total cottage core vibes.” Shoko adds, messing with Satoru by joking about taking away the girl he was in love with and providing you with a welcome fantasy distraction were two duties of being a best friend.
Suguru quickly smirked at Shoko, catching on.
“You could like - grow your own food and get those weird ducks you like Y/N. Shoko you could be like the village witchy healer.” He adds, as Satoru starts to frown and he looks about an inch away from a toddler style tantrum when you suggest it’s time for the toys to be put away.
In his case, he’s not letting you leave!
“You can visit once a year, Suguru.” You agree.
“What about me? Why can’t I come?” Satoru quickly adds, and you turn to face him.
Seems someone hasn’t caught onto it all being a joke.
“You can come annually with Suguru. Shoko and I are going into hiding. We’re going to be cool forest witches.” You nod, smile bright.
“Well - where will you go? Because I’ll just buy a house next door.” He says, with an actual pout on his lips.
“Bro calm down, we’re not actually going - you’d have to kill me first to have me live in the woods.” Shoko adds.
“Well I’ll go alone then.” You pipe up.
“No! If Shoko’s not going on your fake trip, then I am! I’ll bring you. I’ll buy your fantasy land cottage and we can live together! Shoko, that’s so mean to suggest a pretend trip and then bail!” Satoru adds, much to your delight - he’s no idea that your dream future is marrying Satoru and living in a sweet cottage with a pretty garden, and here he is suggesting that. Suguru and Shoko swear your pupils turned into hearts hearing this, and found it especially funny that you mention something and Satoru immediately plans to give it to you.
“Hmm… can I have the ducks?” You tap your chin, trying to hide the blush overtaking your face as Satoru nods excitedly.
The four of you then sit and plan what your future houses will look like, successfully distracting you from the white haired boy who is sitting so close to you that you can feel the heat from his skin and smell his tea tree shampoo.
You’re both so fucking whipped, and you’re not even dating. Yet. Because we all know it’s just a matter of time.
If someone had a crystal ball, they’d have seen you and Satoru lifting cardboard boxes, 6 years down the line into the sweetest little cottage - with a very pretty garden and two excited kids by your side and a disgruntled Aunty Shoko beside them.
604 notes · View notes
dragons-and-handcuffs · 3 months
Text
Okay but imagine modern AU where Aemond is a troubled rich kid who is hot and moody and thinks the world and his family is unfair to him. He meets a girl!reader from a small town who is a complete sunshine and gives total cottagecore vibes. Before meeting you Aemond was scheming how to take away the family business from his half sister but after meeting you he realized that there is more to life than money and revenge.
Imagine Aemond giving up his dream of owning the billion dollar company to be with you, living a happy peaceful life in a small town
108 notes · View notes
acethegaycard · 1 year
Text
A New Look?
Alternative title: What I would give genshin guys to wear
Basically Reverse isekai but now you gotta make normal outfits for the characters so they don't stick out like a sore thumb. It can also be read as modern AU outfits if you prefer
Characters in order:
Heizou, Xiao, Albedo, Zhongli, Wanderer, Kaeya, Venti, Ayato, Diluc, Kazuha
Honestly heizou would be an easy pick. Old fashioned British detective style. Sherlock Holmes, trench coats, shades of brown, all that jazz. Also, give him access to true crime podcasts, he'll never be bored again. 
I'd give xiao the ol' hot topic skater fit. Black, band tees, lots of rings and jewelry, fake pieces, ripped jeans, yeaa. It matches his personality too. Not with fashion but if you do get band t shirts tell him alot about said band just incase one of those "name five members or your not a true fan" people talk to him. 
Albedo gets the light academia scholar outfits. Kinda chill, collared shirts, lighter colors, shades of brown and blue. Some gold every once in a while. Loose fitting stuff. Flowy sleeves. Lots of rings. Maybe one or two gold necklaces that he wears every once in a while. The type of outfits you see those aesthetic college student wearing. Maybe a bit of cottagecore. Lots of white shirts. 
Zhongli would look like that one professor that everybody has a crush on tbh. Not as formal as what he wears in game but still, collared shirts, suits once in a while, always wears a tie, owns one dark brown trench coat that he wears everywhere at all costs. Lots of darker browns with gold accents here and there. Not a necklace kinda guy but wears a good amount of rings. Totally has reading glasses. Has alot of custom hair pins for some reason? Idk I just feel like he does. Has 100 pairs of dress shoes, and like one pair of black boots. Nothing else. Also If you give him his own closet it's so organized. Spotless, everything fits in the closet right, its honestly impressive. 
Wanderer would be alot like Xiao. Hot topic's no. 1 customer. He'd have more of a blue and purple color scheme than black though. Actually listens to all the bands he has shirts of. Big punk fan. Wears this one black beanie with a skull on it basically every day. His shoe game is good, like really good. Had alot of platform shoes so he can look taller. Lots of cropped shirts that looked ripped. No long sleeves, short sleeves and sleeveless tees. An absolute MASTER at makeup, specifically eyeliner. Lotsssss of turtlenecks. 
Ooohoho now Kaeya would be f u n to style. Has a more simple style. Those pinterest dudes?? Yeah, think of that. Plain colored shirts, turtlenecks alot, almost never sleeveless. Lots of long sleeves stuff.
Give him one of those black corsets that I always see, since he wears one on his original outfit. Wears necklaces, but doesnt layer them or anything. One simple necklace at a time. A TON of silver rings. Hes got those pinterest guy hands. Wears sheer black gloves. Has this one cropped blue jacket but it's more of a sweater and he always wears it when layering clothing. 
Hanging earrings are necessary for him. Has a belt with a snowflake design on it that he uses alot. Almost never wears sweaters. Wears blue, grey, and black almost religiously. 
Ahhh venti :) Think similar to albedos but more Victorian than college student vibes. Again, long sleeves, flowy, lotssss of ruffles, has a generous amount of green accents. Has this one emerald necklace that resembles a vision somewhat and he adores it. Never takes it off. Not a giant ring person, but has around a thousand hats. Paper boy hats in green, might own a bucket hat or two? Hes got the whole hat-universe. Always wear white socks that go just below his knees with EVERYTHING. Has multiple pairs and some are a bit more sheer than the others. Has a pair or two of white fingerless gloves to wear with long sleeves, and full, white and sheer gloves he wears when he isnt wearing long sleeves. White button ups are his life. Usually doesnt tuck said button ups in.   (Totally not a walking mitski reference) 
Ayato isnt THAT complex. And he's got similar style to Zhongli, but complety different color schemes. Wears suits often, and they follow a pattern. White shirt, black tie, light blue suit jacket. The icon of white pants, he basically never wears anything else. For smaller accessories they're usually dark blue or black in color. Not a ring person either, but wears one or two black rings occasionally. Has earrings but not dangly ones. Just black studs. Has alot of dark blue hair pins to keep his hair back. Theres no way his hair naturally just stays that way ok?? Every single boba place within 40 miles knows his name and face by memory. Wears the same looking black shoes all the time. 
Diluc is probably another trench coat kinda guy. Less suits, more trench coats for him. In the fancy looking suit and tie gang with Ayato and Zhongli. Usually wears black button ups instead of white ones, with a crimson red tie and a brown trench coat, or a white tie and a darker red coat. Totally not an accessories guy. No necklaces, earrings, and maybe just one single gold rings he wears once every century. Another black shoes only person. I feel like the coats he wear have some fur on them in places. Just a thought. Always carries around like 3 extra hair ties in his pocket just in case he need one. 
Kazuha is a comfy clothing icon. Not one for a thousand things on his outfits for aesthetic purposes, just wears what he likes and adds accessories if he feels like it.  And absolute king of the fall outfit aesthetic. Outfits usually consists of slightly baggy autumn colored shirts, always short sleeves. Sweatpants or just light colored/bleached cuffed jeans. (Yes I said CUFFED) And occasionally has a darker colored orange and red knit sweater over him. Probably has one or two necklaces on at a time. Always wears this one necklace with a gold chain and a maple leaf charm on it. A gold colored accessories person. Most of the rings he has are gold. Has his ears pierced and usually wears black or gold studs. Sonetimes he wears dangly earrings but nothing to crazy. Ties his hair back a lot less. 
(I wrote this on the train lmao)
650 notes · View notes
oficmag · 30 days
Text
Tumblr media
ISSUE #8 IS HERE!
Our eclectic Issue #8! In this issue, we have not one but TWO cottagecore romances, a haunted basement, a haunted church, a haunted pregnancy, vampire vengeance, a man-eating girl in a hole but with the vibes of a Broken Social Scene song, and you will learn SO much about the Book of Jonah (in a totally secular way).
PURCHASE ISSUE #8 HERE.
Tumblr media
Issue #8’s cover was designed by Anna, our magnificent Art Director.
WAYS TO ENGAGE WITH OFIC:
Become a patron (the best way!)
Leave us your comments! If a piece spoke to you and you’d like us (and the author) to know, fill out this form.
Share your excitement on social media using the hashtag #OFICMag8!
Check out our store for cool merch & backstock!
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT. HAPPY READING AND HAPPY SPRING!
site | subscribe | submit | faq
44 notes · View notes
eggtqrt · 7 months
Text
EAH Music Headcanons
I am slightly too scared of people judging my music taste to share the ever after high playlists I made so instead I will share some headcanons I have about their music taste!
obligatory mention that dexter is the biggest swiftie and convinced raven to get into her music
usually though raven prefers goth or punk rock music, maybe some metal when she's angy, some alt rock, but she has a sweet side and is trying to go against her mom so she also gets really into tswift
apple is kind of a basic baby gay UAHFJDJF like girl in red and phoebe bridgers vibes
darling likes oldies, billy joel, elton john, I need a hero bonnie tyler, etc etc (side note: she is okay with taylor swifts music but she is so fed up with dexter being obsessed with her)
90s music is faybelle and briars THING (although faybelle acts like she doesn't like it but she totally does) like NSYNC, backstreet boys, Selena, destiny's child that era is so them TO ME
cupid is open to listening to literally anything like she loves all music so much and she picks out songs for her radio show that she knows milton would never allow but he hasn't noticed yet so she keeps doing it (but if she had to choose she probably leans towards r&b, hip hop, chill vibes, and anything super unique, AND OFC any type of love song)
ashlynn loves anything relaxing, mostly classical music, jazz (loves laufey), indie, and folk (her playlists would have super ethereal, cottagecore picnic vibes) oh and! Ghibli music or music with those vibes for sure
hunter likes similar music to her but leans more towards the folk side (he likes listening to relaxing music to calm down when he gets too fed up with pesky)
Cerise likes indie rock and alt rock, but also I feel like she secretly loves some really girlypop Taylor swift songs
Cedar I think would enjoy r&b and classical (tho maybe more like movie soundtracks...) And maybe some folk and indie as well (like cupid she's probably pretty open to anything)
Duchess obviously listens to some ballet music just for practice BUT I think she'd also have a music taste that's really embarrassing to her and one time someone overheard her singing really badly in the shower (like to one direction or smth idk)
I just thought of this on the spot but maybe Humphrey likes edm LMAO
The wonderlandians are my fav characters but I don't have a solid headcanon for their music tastes because I think it would be so purposely chaotic and random and eclectic and strange
123 notes · View notes
snaxxnaxa · 27 days
Text
fantasy writers vegetable PSA
so we're all living with our nuts chained in a Tolkien-flavored fantasy book timeline, which means that "high" fantasy books default to medieval Europe, BUT somehow potatoes are always included in that vibe?
WHICH is WRONG becasue potatoes/tomatoes/eggplants/maize/pumpkins etc are all New World crops, so unless ur fantasy story also has jaguar knights (real thing hell yeah) or random fucking vicuña or mythos-heavy feathered serpents, the botanists/plant ppl reading ur book are gonna be like um wtf where did the potatoes come from? i know the whole point of fantasy is that it's made up, but the potatos feel like a mesoamerican cultural reference like if in the hobbit there was a corncob in Smaug's gold pile that was a variety of sacred corn that it would make sense for a covetous dragon to steal, (like Smaug would be all about glass gem), but to the reader (me) it feels like ur mind snagging on a microfiber towel.
but one thing that i think is cool is that Tolkien himself knew this was a problem, and waffled (apparently! confirm this yourself nerds) about things like a reference to tomatoes in the hobbit that he removed it in a later edition.
BUT he was such a little cottagecore fucker of a brit that he couldn't imagine the hobbits being as cozy as he KNEW they would be without potatoes and tobacco, and so he made little in-world hedging vocab choices like "taters" and "pipeweed" to skirt the issue
But then that means that any fantasy Europe-theme world that mentions potatoes is just a J.R.R. lifestyle reference
P.S. WE have TOTALLY ALSO lost the plot about Cinderella, the carriage turns into a pumpkin only in later versions of the story BECAUSE pumpkins had just showed up from the Americas and peeps were like what the FUCK, cause really what the fuck if you had never seen a pumpkin? You too would lose your mind. So the carriage turning into a pumpkin is because pumpkins were WACK MAGIC EXOTIC, not like, oh and her dress turned to rags and the carriage was actually a vegetable in the light of day etc.
21 notes · View notes
little-pup-pip · 2 months
Note
Would you mind doing a Barbara (from genshin impact) themed board with
(Sorry that it looks bossy, i promise its not! Its easier for me to organize my thoughts by putting stuff in a list, and sometimes its easier for ppl to make boards if they have more specifics!)
♡ Colors: pastels, like blues/pinks/cream/white
♡ Animals: lambs, bunnies (white or agouti), fawns
♡ Other things: books, clouds, castles, cottagecore vibes like flowers etc!
♡ If possible (its totally okay if not!!), could I get one cross in?
♡ No paci needed!
You don't have to put everything listed in! I just wanted to give you a big pool of stuff to pull from! ♡♡♡ t
Thank you!!! I love all your boards so much!!
- @bun-latte ♡♡♡
Sure!!
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
35 notes · View notes
howdoesagrapewrites · 10 months
Text
𝘼𝙏𝙎𝙑 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧
Tumblr media
Cw: no witty title, it's just headcanons about their weather preferences.
MILES MORALES is a totally a spring/autumn kind of guy, maybe slightly inclined towards fall, he likes the cafes and overall aesthetic, drawing on rainy days typa stuff. And he likes the cold weather outfits better, he doesn't get that cold, but his mom definitely tells him to wear more layers of clothing because it's cold and he'll get sick.
Heat resistance: 6/10
Cold resistance: 7/10
GWEN STACY is a summer girl, surprisingly. However, her heat tolerance is very bad, so it's common to her to have a killer headache after a beach day, she says it's worth it, she also sunburns really easily and has to apply sunscreen in copious amounts. She doesn't dislike the cold, but I think her favorite part of winter is the snow, she loves snowball fights (snowball wars, to her) and hot cocoa, she doesn't like spring as much since she became spider-woman, she doesn't have terrible allergies, but she has some, and it gets hard to breathe under the mask.
Heat resistance: 4/10
Cold resistance: 7/10
PETER B. PARKER is also an autumn enjoyer, he loves Halloween, loves the occasional rain, and it loves that the color palette reminds him of Mary Jane, he's cheesy like that. He likes winter too, mostly Christmas (I headcanon him as partly jewish, but he celebrates Christmas, you cannot tell me this man doesn't leave cookies for Santa), summer is not his favorite part of the year, but he learned to love it for his wife.
Heat resistance: 5/10
Cold resistance: 9/10
HOBIE BROWN has no preferences, I mean, he has them, but they're constantly changing. He likes winter/fall clothes better, but it doesn't matter, because this motherfucker has the best heat tolerance ever, he doesn't even break a sweat, it's 40°c outside and he's wearing a leather coat and combat boots while Gwen is becoming a puddle on the floor. He likes to eat ice cream, no matter the season, he also bites ice lollies/popsicles. 💔
Heat resistance: 10/10
Cold resistance: 8/10
PAVITR PRABHAKAR loves spring, he doesn't like that valentine's day is in winter, he thinks it should be in spring!! It's much nicer!! He also likes the festivals that occur that time of the year. He has mild allergies but not enough to make him dislike this beautiful time of the year. He likes the rest of seasons equally, but spring takes the grand prize by a long shot. He doesn't have particularly bad cold resistance, but he likes wearing a lot of knitted items.
Heat resistance: 7/10
Cold resistance: 7/10
MIGUEL O'HARA is a winter person. I think he really enjoyed summers when he had Gabriela, because she was on vacation and they did cool summer activities together. But now that time of the year brings him sadness, and he never loved the summer to start with, he doesn't like to sweat.
Heat resistance: 5/10
Cold resistance: 8/10
JESSICA DREW likes spring, she likes cold strawberry lemonade, maybe a beer after fixing her bike, he likes to get flowers for herself and be gifted flowers. She also strikes me as a morning person, so she loves those healthy breakfasts with fruits and granola. She likes having the summer vibe without the heat. She's another hot cocoa lover, but she wants to perfect the best recipe, and tries every winter, and she's a sucker for maple syrup, and can't wait to spend winters with his child.
Heat resistance: 8/10
Cold resistance: 7/10
MARGO KESS likes winter too, but it'd be most appropriate to say it's late autumn she likes staying indoors, but being able to go for a walk or simply step out of the house without a blizzard, she likes the freedom it provides, it doesn't force you indoors, it just makes it easier. She's adores the cottagecore spring though, but it's mostly the aesthetic, but it does feel nice to have some warmth hitting your skin after winter.
Heat resistance: 5/10
Cold resistance: 6/10
PETER PARKER aka Spider-Noir doesn't have much of a preference, his world doesn't have colors, so he can't fully appreciate spring, winter feels the most natural to him, but he'll pick summer because he likes seeing his Mary Jane in summer dresses. He has average tolerance for any climate, so he's quite indifferent.
Heat resistance: 6/10
Cold resistance: 6/10
PENI PARKER likes summer! She likes going to the pool, eating ice cream, going to convenience stores to buy icy treats, loves summer fruits, summer really cheers her up, spring is a close second though. She still likes winter, mostly the festivities.
Heat resistance: 9/10
Cold resistance: 8/10
GAYATRI SINGH likes spring, this is due Pavitr's influence, she always liked spring, but seeing him so hyped really pulls her heart strings, she also likes celebrating Sikh new year with her father, she has good childhood memories. She does hate something, and that's SWEAT, she hates it, she can stand sweaty hands, but she'd distract the other person and wipe her hands in desperation, and I'm sure she's the type of person who'd leave the bed because Pavitr was sweaty, or who'd take a cold shower in the middle of the night because of this. So summer is not for her, early spring is her favorite time. She also enjoys autumn a lot.
Heat resistance: 4/10
Cold resistance: 6/10
GANKE LEE is a winter lover through and through, he likes the snow, has mixed feelings about Seollal, but loves it most of the time, and his favorite part is staying inside drinking a hot beverage. He loves winter but has poor tolerance to the cold, like Gwen and summer, so he's freezing most of the time, but it's okay (he'll steal all the sweaters Miles doesn't use).
Heat resistance: 5/10
Cold resistance: 3/10
MILES G. MORALES was one of those kids whose nose constantly bled during the summer, he also fainted a couple times, he's embarrassed by it, so he always has a fan near him, and eats a lot of ice cream and cold drinks to lower his body temperature. He can't bring himself to hate summer though, it's his mother favorite time of the year, and he's a mama's boy. His favorite time of the year is also fall, because the weather isn't that extreme and he still gets to enjoy the cold.
Heat resistance: 2/10
Cold resistance: 9/10
RIO MORALES loves summer with her whole heart, she's the mom that makes caldo when it's hot like hell outside, she loves going to the farmer's market to buy fresh fruit, and she loves having a girl's night with her friends during the summer. She loathes the cold, not because she can't resist it, but because she is paranoid about her and her family getting sick. She used to give Miles those weird ass concoctions that claimed to solve every illness, she still threatens to give it to him when he's leaving home without a jacket. She trusts vic vaporub with her life.
Heat resistance: 10/10
Cold resistance: 7/10
JEFFERSON DAVIS is fucking cold blooded, when it's hot outside he acts like a lizard bathing in the rays of sunlight. Obviously his favorite season is summer. He wears so many layers under his police uniform he needs a bigger size during the winter. Jefferson loves Brooklyn and could never leave, but it's SO COLD, he has asked Rio more than once, "honey, do you ever feel like going back to Puerto Rico?" And she's like "Jeff what the hell???".
Heat resistance: 10/10
Cold resistance: 1/10
MARY JANE WATSON loves new year's eve and Christmas, winter really brings back beautiful memories of her youth with Peter, but MJ is a summer gal at heart. She has a (strictly monogamous) hot girl summer every year, she likes feeling sexy and desired by her husband and doesn't want to take the spark for granted. She loves taking Mayday to the beach with her, and buys her the cutest toddler bathing suits, they regularly buy matching ones, MJ wearing a bikini and May on a frilly onesie. Unlike the other snowbunnies in this post, she doesn't sunburn easily, just gets a lot more freckles. She still doesn't leave the sun screen behind, ever.
Heat resistance: 8/10
Cold resistance: 8/10
77 notes · View notes
fictionadventurer · 10 months
Text
I happened to see a good chunk of the Netflix Persuasion. I can't give a complete review or analysis or whatever, but I have thoughts.
This movie has some very pretty colors. I like cool color palettes, what can I say?
There was one shot of a purple sunset where I was like, "Oh, I could live in this picture."
The aesthetic was so trendy I couldn't take it seriously. The clothes were that 2019 Little Women cottagecore vibe with lots of poorly-fitted textures and layers and colors. I laughed out loud at the Big White Text announcing LYME or BATH, because it's such a specific vibe.
I tried to detach from any notion of it as an Austen adaptation, and just enjoy it as its own movie that just happens to take place in a history-flavored fantasy world where everyone uses modern speech. Because sometimes those stories can be fun. It still didn't work.
Because it mostly just confused me. It was this weird mish-mash of genres and tones that didn't really blend together. Oil and water. It was Pinterest and Hallmark and Austen and College Humor and Instagram and Feminism and it's all felt like it came from completely different movies.
It was trying to be a sincere period drama love story and a goofy parody at the same time and it just didn't work.
Like, there were some sweet moments in it. Anne talking about poetry to Captain Benwick was rather nice.
But then you've got things like the weird octopus-sucking-my-face story Anne tells at Lady Dalrymple's. Even that could have worked okay in context, because Mr. Eliot jumps in and turns it into a metaphor about identity, which helps to cover for Anne's awkwardness and shows that he's willing to help her out. But then they keep bringing up the octopus as a sort of pet name and it's just so weird and doesn't fit with the rest of the story.
I've gotten ahead of myself so I'm going to backtrack to some specifics.
Mary Musgrove was excellent. Spot-on. I love how she's visibly younger than Anne. First adaptation I've seen that emphasizes that.
It was interesting how they emphasized the Mrs. Clay storyline. It actually sparked some interesting thoughts about the differences between the male social climbing of the sailors (shown in a positive light in Austen) and the female social climbing of the marriage-seeking ladies (shown in a more negative light).
I've never had a clearer picture of why Mrs. Clay matters so much to Mr. Elliot. Even in the book, it's a bit muddy, but it's crystal clear here. Mr. Elliot telling us his schemes straight-out did have the benefit of making the story very easy to follow.
I've got to back up again.
They completely altered the Anne/Wentworth storyline by mixing around all the plot points.
After they go to Bath, Wentworth seeks out Anne, says that they haven't had a chance to talk, and tells her how he always admired how good she was in an emergency. And this was before the staircase scene. I was extremely confused, until it hit me--this is a dream sequence! This is how Anne wants it to play out, but then she'll wake up!
But no! This actually happened! Wentworth says all this very sincerely and passionately, leading up to him declaring...that he wants to be friends. (At least there's context for "We're worse than exes--we're friends.")
It completely alters the trajectory of their relationship. Instead of jumping from the passion of hatred to the passion of love, Wentworth has gone to the other end of the pole--friendly indifference. He likes Anne and is totally okay with her marrying someone else.
I think they changed it so Mr. Elliot could be a serious contender in the love triangle. Wentworth has let her go--can she find happiness with someone else? I'll admit it's an interesting change, even if it's not Persuasion.
But it also seems like they're trying to make Wentworth a Suitable Love Interest for the Twitter Generation. Wentworth gets weirdly bristly with Mr. Elliot. Then Wentworth apologizes because Anne is a strong woman who doesn't need his protection. He tells her she should have been able to be an admiral. He's being mature and letting go of his resentment and wishing her well and showing that he doesn't like Regency Gender Roles. It's like they're shaving away his character growth in favor of a bland Nontoxic Relationship (TM).
But then Anne likes Mr. Elliot because he's bad? He openly talks about how he's trying to wreck her father's relationship to get the title. He insults her family. And she likes it.
This version of Anne holds her family in contempt. She doesn't like them or how they treat her and she openly disdains it. So she connects with Mr. Elliot. But the book Anne seems sad for her family--she doesn't like their behavior because she wishes they could be better people. She has compassion while movie Anne is resentful.
Persuasion is all about restraint. This movie is all about lack of restraint. People speak bluntly and say what they think and openly insult people. It's a completely different culture from the usual Austen movie, because it's modern culture. Which emphasizes how little we value good manners and restraint.
It's also weird how in changing the story, they also turn it into a generic rom-com. There's a more blatant love triangle between the good boy and the bad boy. Wentworth is starting to fall in love with Anne, but he's got an opportunity to advance his career, and he has to decide within a few days, oh no! It's textbook romcom plot points.
There was another point that I'll probably think of later.
EDIT: Oh, I just remembered! I think it was that the movie was so interested in the vibes and emotions of each individual scene that it didn't bother to try to stitch them together in a coherent whole.
The ending kiss looked 1000% like the cover of a cheap romance novel.
And the final moral of "don't let anyone tell you how to live your life" feels so simplistic and selfish and weird.
Overall, I'm not angry. I'm just confused. It's not the type of movie to arouse any kind of emotion other than "Huh???" And maybe a bit of regret that they couldn't have done better things with the interesting bits.
83 notes · View notes
4rainynite · 4 months
Text
EAH Dorm Rooms Headcanons pt 21
Supporting Cast Addition
Tumblr media
You know them, you love them, you wished you had character info/ doll of them! It's the supporting characters of EAH!
During EAH run there were many background characters in the show and book that we were curious about. Sadly, some stayed on the pages of the book series or had a limit screen time in the webseries.
I will not do all of the background characters because that would take too long.
Prudence and Charlotte Dorm
Both girls have wicked destinies, but one just wants to dance and the other just wants to play sports.
Tumblr media
Prudence and Charlotte Step are Ashlynn's future stepsisters (step cousins) and are destined to be cruel to Ashlynn once the current Cinderella dies and her father marries one of the Evil Step-Librarians.
Tumblr media
When, they were first introduced in 'Ashlynn Fashion Frolic' where they hijack Ashlynn's fashion show. In the end they get their karma when Ashlynn's curse turns the designer gowns into potato sacks leaving the sisters humiliate and punished by Headmaster Grimm by putting on a show without his permission and making a mess in the cafeteria.
Tumblr media
Like most siblings Prudence and Charlotte share a room both at home and at school.
Due to Ashlynn's destiny she cleans their room and makes their outfits for them. Luckily Ashlynn has her friends and woodland critters to help her. When they befriend Ashlynn they clean their room themselves.
Their room is messy on purpose so Ashlynn will have a hard time cleaning up. Between the Wonderlanders and Sparrow Hood they're in the middle. Sparrow being 1st place, the Steps being 2nd place, and the Wonderlanders being 3rd place.
Tumblr media
Their dorm is either the same size as Ashlynn & Briar or Duchess and Lizzie. It's a mixture of both elegant and tacky with a ton of gold motifs. Their canopy beds, vanity sets, and other furniture is made of gold.
Thier divider walls would have pictures of themselves, friends, mother, and aunt. It's not until they become friends with Ashlynn do they add her to the mix.
Prudence (the purple one) has a love for dancing despite not being good at it. Her side of the dorm has a ballet bar, a lot of cds to dance to, and a lot of space to dance.
Charlotte (the red one) has a love of football (and maybe other sports) and has football equipment, trophies, and exercise gear on her side of the dorm.
Lilly-Bo and Muffy's dorm
One loses her sheep every two seconds and one loses her curds after getting scared by a spider.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Both girls are from popular nursery rhymes and have animal companions in their tales.
I'm gonna be honest the reason I paired these two together was because of the pastel aesthetic they had going on with Lilly-Bo having a cottagecore and Muffy maybe having a pastel goth vibe.
Lilly-Bo's side of the dorm:
Tumblr media
Lilly-Bo is the future Little Bo Peep and is doing a great job of that by losing her sheep. Not much is known about her due to being a background character except her best friend is the son of the Hero of Haarlem and she loses her sheep.
Tumblr media
Lilly-Bo has a total of five sheep whom she cares for despite losing them. Due to their size and how many there are they sleep in the stable like the other large pets at night but can roam around the school with Lilly-Bo during the day.
Tumblr media
Lilly-Bo's side of the dorm has a pastel and cottagecore vibe.
Her side of the dorm is filled with sheep motifs. She would have a collection of sheep plushies.
Tumblr media
She owns a ton of running shoes to keep up with her sheep and owns a few trophies from track and field.
Due to her destiny Lilly-Bo as a collection of crooks and bonnets for every occasion. She even has bonnets for her sheep.
Muffy's side of the dorm:
Tumblr media
Muffy is the future Little Miss Muffet who'll eat curds and whey and gets scared off by a spider. Not much is known about her due to her appearing late in the series, what is known is she's a good business woman with a love of spiders and yo-curd.
Tumblr media
Muffy doesn't fear Mr. Spider and are in fact business partners seeing as she runs a frozen yo-curd buisiness.
Mr. Spider is a family fan and a lot of Muffy's products (like the cup she holds above) are inspired by him.
Tumblr media
Like I said above about Mr. Spider being an influence of Muffy most of her furniture and clothes have spiderweb designs on them.
She totally has fairy lights and many tuffets throughout her side of the dorm.
Tumblr media
She most likely isn't in her dorm that much due to running her business. She mainly uses it for homework, sleep, and to come up with new flavors for her yo-curd stand.
Harley's side of the dorm:
He's the son of a hero who saved the town by flooding with his thumb and is living up to his destiny when he's not distracted.
Tumblr media
Not much is known about her due to being a background character except her best friend is Lilly-Bo, he's in Apple's fan club, and he plugs up leaks.
Tumblr media
Due to his story, he takes pride in his Dutch heritage and has Dutch design and his room and tulips.
For the sake of irony, he has a waterbed that leaks a lot.
Tumblr media
Lilly-Bo gives him blankets and sweaters that are made from her sheep's wool. Harley treasures them and finds them super comfy.
Tumblr media
Due to always stopping leaks, Harley has nail kit and bandages to fix broken nails and hand masks to give his hands a break.
He also has repair kits with tape and cement to fix leaks himself.
Tumblr media
He's a huge fan of Apple White and has posters and autographs of her surrounding his room.
Tiny's side of the dorm:
He's a giant with a heart as big as he is.
Tumblr media
Tiny is the future Giant in Jack and the Beanstalk and despite being the antagonist he's a big sweetheart.
Tumblr media
Being the tallest student at Ever After High School he has the biggest dorm in the school, tower, or stays above the clouds in a beanstalk.
His bed is made out of clouds and is one of the softest beds in school.
Tumblr media
Before Headmaster Grimm sabotaged him Tiny was on the same dance level as Duchess, and he is very athletic to be on the school's football team. So, his dorm room is big enough for him to move around.
Tumblr media
Tiny is athletic and is on many sports teams so he has a case full of trophies, but being a giant the trophies are tiny and are in a little case like a collector with tiny porcelain dolls.
Lily White's side of the dorm:
She's a chess piece set to be queen.
Tumblr media
Lily only appeared briefly in 'Way Too Wonderland' so not much is known about her.
Like the other Wonderlanders she is messy most likely doesn't have a roommate due to arriving so late in the year.
Her room is designed like a chess board and chess motifs throughout her room.
Has a canopy bed and other chess furniture.
She'd be into chess and croquet so she has the equipment in her room.
Three Little Pigs and Three Billy Goats Gruff :
Two sets of brothers (maybe triplets) who supply the comic relief in the series.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Both were seen in the beginning of the series until the show decided to replace the Three Little Pigs for the Three Billy Goats Gruff for some strange reason. In my opinion they should've kept both and make them have a rivalry with each other (especially the smallest of the groups).
While the school normally has two to a dorm room the Three Little Pigs and Three Billy Goats Gruff's are the only ones with three to a dorm.
They have triple bunkbeds with the youngest at the top bunk and oldest at the bottom bunk.
Since they're the shortest students their dorm is the same size as Duchess & Lizzie, Cupid & Blondie, or Ramona & Justine.
The room is divided in three sections so each pig and goat gets his own space.
21 notes · View notes
film-score-simp · 7 months
Text
OKAY FOOLS HOW YALL DOING IM BACK AFTER BEING DEAD FOR LIKE MONTHS-
See, I had a Thought which the Merlin fandom might be interested in. Especially the fanfic writers.
I was browsing Pinterest, as you do, and stumbled across a few tumblr posts instead of actually looking on the site… again, as you do.
And I came to a fun idea.
So y’know how with some pieces of fantasy media they go ‘oh with the amount of stupidity here this is totally a D&D game’?
Well… that, but Merlin.
Like we already have scenes that would totally fit the bill of a D&D game. The whole scene with old Merlin and the knights with the stepping stool onto the horse is just so unbelievably D&D, and I can imagine the scene with the “..reading poetry.” as just real bad persuasion/deception rolls from both Merlin AND Arthur.
Just imagine the chaos.
Here are my personal headcanons for their classes, but feel free to debate about it:
Merlin: Sorcerer. This man is too much of an idiot to be a wizard (though he DOES get hurt enough to be one), and I reckon being a wild magic sorcerer would totally fit the bill. He’s powerful, but hijinks must ensue- thus, the wild magic. Or perhaps not. People might assume it’s wild magic and turns out it’s just Merlin thinking he’s funny.
Arthur: Bard. Immediately. He’s got paladin energy as in like the ‘Chosen One’ and also he’s a knight, but he’s so stupid and also charismatic that he just gives bard to me. Like he’s so stupid and charismatic with literally everything, that Merlin ended up liking him. Like this man is a himbo that dresses brightly.
Morgana: Absolutely a warlock. She would have so much fun with eldritch blast, and being weird and spooky totally fits her vibe later in the series. She would probably be the one to sometimes have the braincell in the party and use her magic responsibly… but also eldritch blast. You gotta use eldritch blast-
Mordred: I don’t think he has chill enough vibes for the druid stereotype, but he definitely could be a druid. Giving funky nature powers to this kid would really be a hilarious idea. Like imagine Mordred with wild shape. I also think he has the possibility of being the Dionysus kind of druid… y’know, the greek god who turned people into dolphins just because? Yeah, him.
Gwaine: Barbarian. Or fighter. He may be a knight, sure, but with the amount of bar brawls he gets into? Absolutely. The fool definitely would fist fight someone in a dark alleyway at 2AM, it’s just what he’s like. He likes to hit people and drink alcohol- it just fits his whole MO.
Percival: Also a barbarian. His entire thing is strength, and the ‘little man’ comment just screams of a man with high intimidation. He may be a gentle giant and not going for the whole stereotype of angry rage beast, but this guy can totally scare without it.
Lancelot: Lancelot is a paladin. He’s the very epitome of ‘Good Boy.’ This guy is such a Righteous knight and just a generally cool person that I think that a god straight up WOULD get in contact to have him fight for the forces of good. I love this man so much. I also love paladins. Perfect combo.
Elyan: Elyan’s a cleric. He’s caring and loyal, as well as not bullying Merlin regularly. He’s also pretty cunning so possibly rogue there as well? I’d be more inclined to lean towards cleric the most though, cause he’s one of the most chill knights and also balances out the chaos of Gwaine and Percival as a duo… they’re nuts-
Leon: Also a paladin. Less of a ‘pure and true soul’ guy like Lancelot, but more of a ‘stands for what’s right and upholds the law’ kind of paladin. Like he’s totally a follower of chivalry with all the traditional ways of doing things- always respectful and polite but just kinda a little at arms length.
Guinevere: Stereotypical druid. Totally a tree-hugger and loves plants. Also she gets to be a Disney princess now and talk to animals in forests. Living out her best life in the forest with her whole cottagecore aesthetic. Even with her becoming queen, she’s totally still a druid. Albeit a royal one now.
Gaius: Oh he’s so gonna be an artificer. But specifically an alchemist artificer. He can make healing potions and mix weird medicines together, sure, but jesus christ the old man gets into just as many shenanigans as the main group. I mean, the whole possession fiasco with the goblin is enough proof for that-
(And before anyone tells me a character’s missing, it’s been a while since I watched the series, I’m trying my best hhhh-)
34 notes · View notes
soupinaboot · 1 year
Text
You know what, fuck your Henry Potter headcannons here's some of the girls headcannons that doesn't involve any of the boys + fancast
All
Played DnD together
They all knew the passwords to get into each other's dorms
Had a book club
Favorite hangout spot was by the lake
Would pull a lot of pranks, but no one ever knew it was them
After Hogwarts they all got matching tattoos
Lived close by so that they could walk to each other's houses
Many girls trips
They were called the Crusaders
Sleepovers.
Lily Evans
Working class Midlands accent
Short but slouchs so she looks shorter than she actually is
Loves romance books
Favorite author is Jane Austen
Also loves to read muggle comics
Her favorite superhero is Spider-Man
Has ADHD and OCD but didn't get diagnosed till later in life
Freckles, everywhere
Bisexual and totally had a crush on Mary when she was younger
Plus Size
Sarcastic and snarky as fuck
Amazing writer but horrible handwriting
She tried really hard to be the wingman for Marlene and Dorcas
<3 ABBA <3
Was everyone's gay awakening
Wanted to grow her own food and garden more but hated dirt
Greek Mythology nerd
Had a lot of plants but never knew how to care for them
Doesn't like to watch Quidditch but read a lot about it
Cottagecore
Favorite color is Green
Hates the cold and loves summer
Hibiscus tea lover
Fighter
Tumblr media
Mary MacDonald
Has a lot of siblings, is the oldest
Owns a lot of cameras and loves taking photos of her friends
Bisexual and had a crush on Lily
Best class was charms
Loves doing makeup
Plans all the sleepovers
Makes jewelry
Coffee > Tea
Pink was her favorite color
Loudest and most contagious laugh
Friends with almost everyone
Plays the trumpet, I have no reason she just has the vibes of a trumpet player
Paints her nails a different color every week
Dog person
Owns a record player that is covered in stickers
Hippie fashion sense
Grew up in a poorer area
Sewed a lot of her own clothes and makes things for her friends
Best friends with her mom
Christmas is her favorite holiday
Loves to listen to Lily rant about books even when she has no idea what she's saying
<3 Fleetwood Mac <3
Favorite flower is an Iris
Sorcerer
Tumblr media
Marlene McKinnon
Lily made her realize she was a Lesbian
Thick scottish accent
Was Minerva's favorite student
Beater for Gryffindor Quidditch team
Really good at art
Does her own piercings
Ambivert but it depends on who she's with
Tallest in the group
Doesn't like anyone touching her hair other than Dorcas
Is the only one Mary let's do her makeup
Favorite color is red
LOVES leather
Ur mom jokes
Nazareth lover
Also Stevie Nicks fan
She cut her hair the same as Stevie Nick
Loves watching horror movies with Lily
Never wears her uniform the right way
Puts hot sauce on EVERYTHING
Bass player
I'm sorry but she is a lightweight
Pins and buttons on all her clothes
Really wanted a dog growing up but they couldn't afford one
Barbarian
Tumblr media
Dorcas Meadowes
Has a lot of crystals
Best friends with Pandora and they talk a lot about astrology
Fell in love with Marlene at first sight
Slytherin, I'm not sure if it's cannon but she just is
Quidditch chaser
Favorite weather is cloudy and rainy
Punk hippie
Taught Lily how to care for her plants
Has a nose piercing
LESBIAN!!!
Horrible flirt
Might of had a crush on Pandora at some point
New about the tunnels and used them regularly
Favorite subject was potions but sucked at them
Very mixed friend group with a lot of Ravenclaws, Hufflepuff, Slytherin, and Gryffindor friends
Played Quidditch with her parents when she was younger
Makes tea with Lily while they gossip
Draws with Marlene
Second tallest in the group and hates that Marlene uses it against her(secretly loves it)
Loves coconut flavored things but hates coconut
Dolly Parton fan
Owns a lot of rainbow things
Loves psychological horror books
Druid
Tumblr media
Pandora Lovegood
Very important to me that Xenophilius took her last name
Obviously hippie
Made friendship bracelets for all her friends
Vegan
Had a lot of pets. A lot
A few consisted of three cats, four frogs, two snakes, and a bird(yes she had more)
Grew up in a small cottage with a single mother
Marlene gave her a few piercings
Trans mtf
Ravenclaw
Was really good friends with Lily
She and Lily planed out play dates for Harry and Luna while Pandora was pregnant and before Lily died
Was the one that had the idea for a book club
Flower crown enthusiast
Always wore skirts no matter the occasion
Helped the house elves clean
Painted her nails with Mary
Drove a Volkswagen Beetle that Marlene painted on
Youngest in her group
Hyperfixation on dragons
Asked the sorting hat to put her in Ravenclaw because her favorite color was blue(not to say she wasn't smart enough to be in it)
Hung out a lot with Sybill Trelawney
Lily introduced her to muggle comics and Pandora's favorite hero was Startfire
Bard
Tumblr media
55 notes · View notes
dellalyra · 8 months
Note
wondering what does gojo and readers cottage look like🧐 ive been wanting to build it in the sims lol but i keep forgetting to ask.. i would like to know like basic details if thats okay 😊😊 and ofc i will send in a little tour when im done!!! ty for reading (take ur time no pressure btw:p )
OH MY GOOD LORD I LOVE YOU
so
picture quaint, adorable, almost fairytale cottage - old exposed stone and shutters. the home is their escape, where they don’t have to be the gojos, the six eyes or the dryad, they’re just them. where yuuji isn’t Sukuna’s vessel, or megumi is the ten shadows potential heir of the zenin clan or nobara isn’t the one trying to hold things together, where shoko can show how much she cares and nanami can switch off, where akio can be a baby.
they bought it after they had the kids living with them for 18 months and the staff quarters apartment on the school grounds wasn’t quite big enough for them anymore.
the interior is a moshposh of everything, the kids art, readers flowers and trinkets from missions and random things gojo decided he liked. if you asked them they would say their vibe was whimsical, cottagecore whateverwedecidewelikecore. lots of blue, green, lamps instead of overhead lights, knitted throw blankets and fuzzy cushions beside tons of books and mugs for satoru’s signature homemade hot chocolate and cuddles. it’s not a huge home - not the mansion where Satoru grew up with over 20 bedrooms totally unoccupied. it’s got 5 bedrooms, the master bedroom with its en-suite, Megumi’s room, Tsumiki’s room, a spare room which became Akio’s nursery and the current guest room. there’s a library (it’s an office, but it’s so full of books it might as well be a library, a kitchen with a dining table at the window for family meals and a living room perfect for nights as a family. there’s 3 bathrooms. the main one, the master en-suite and one between megumi and tsumiki’s room. the exterior is covered in plants (aided with a little cursed energy) and the garden is a winding pathway of vegetable patches and flowerbeds shaded by willows and cherry blossoms. the property is bordered by a sweet fence and at the very end of the garden is a babbling stream.
i May have just described my dream home but pay that no mind - here are the photo’s i used for inspo when i was writing anything at the cottage <3
I love this request - thank you so much for asking - worldbuilding is like my favourite thing ever!!! and omg pls show me when you have made it i think seeing it in sims will be the highlight of my life
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
25 notes · View notes
ghostlier-templates · 16 days
Note
type (rentry, pk, sp): PK & SP
it’s for (alter, system, etc.): System intro
theme/fandom/character: Cottagecore liminal space/weirdcore (or just cottagecore if it's easier)
any specific symbols (will not used closed): nah
any specific emojis (if you don’t want any say it here if nothing is said we will pick what we see fits): 🍄🌱 and whatever fits the best :)
leave space for your own pixels/emojis / theme for pixels or emojis: nah
information you would like included: host and co:host name and pronoun slots please!
simple complex or somewhere in between: Simi complex
any specific colors (preferably color codes):
anything else you’d like me to know: if you can somehow manage some part to look like vines or something similar that'd be awesome, if not it's totally fine! :) thanks for the amazing hard work!
- 🌱🌿 (evergreen collective)
hey! i tried to get some what of vibe vibes 😅 hope it’s ok!
**System name** [⌓⌓](link) 00 *yo* ⟣ tag
◡ ◠__Coll Name(s) __ 🍄 name ₊ name ₊ *name*
˛⌢ prn ◟ *prn* ◟ prn ₊ ° M/N/F term
⏾ flg flg flg ~~◡◡~~ tkn/sngl
disorder disorder 🌱 type ⸝⸝ 000 hdcnt
*Host* ⚘ Name ✧ prn ˳ ~~prn~~
*Co Host* ❧ Name ❦ prn ˳ prn
txtxtxtxt [⌢ ₊ °](https://hazylinks.carrd.co) *txtxtxt*
7 notes · View notes