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smittyxtv · 6 hours

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Squidward you alive?

Spongebob once again proving that his HEART is in the right place - in this week's episode of Spongebob SAUCY NIGHTMARES!

Also Squidward go take a bath man, you look disgusting 🐙

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smittyxtv · 2 days

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Your favorite Saturday Morning Cartoon!

Guess who it is - he rhymes with breadnija

It excels at very grotesque stealth kills, the likes of which you never want to see...

Who's next - Lickitung, Charizard, Lucario, or my personal favorite- the illustrious Other! YOU DECIDE.

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smittyxtv · 5 days

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Professor OAK, what did you put in these pokeballs...

Professor Oak: why yes, let's see here. You have the red pill - pokemon undertale, with a little sprinkling of nightmare sauce, to keep things saucy - if you will.

Oak: Blue pill is what I take when I'm feeling just a subtle little breeze of dementia, it's super mario pokemon. Don't worry at those times, it's been proven unsafe for me to drive.

Oak: That's all, which will you choose?

Oak: What do you mean green pill? There's a green pill too? It's one of the options? You really think I should put on pants?

Oak: Oh yes, the green pill, thats pokemon pokemon nightmare - he winks at you.

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oak(?) Also sorry about the tiktok watermark, i created the text title there 😑

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smittyxtv · 7 days

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WTF SMASH BROS #2

The two of them play like a deformed ice climbers. When Mario gets tired Sonic(?) just whispers sweet little nothings into his ear - i.e GOTTA GO FAST OR ILL KILL YOU AND HARVEST YOUR LIFE MUSHROOMS.

This keeps Mario motivated to keep giving his all! These 2 really are the best duo, especially after the Luigi incident (RIP)...

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smittyxtv · 10 days

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Mario's new form looks especially fun to play with. Gather round the whole family to check it out. Just be careful, because if you have children present, they'll more then likely shi---enjoy themselves to the max!

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smittyxtv · 12 days

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⚠️ SPONGEBOB SAUCY NIGHTMARE 2

Spongebob steps out to ask Squidward if he saw Gary, unknowingly diving head first into nightmare sauce...

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smittyxtv · 14 days

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One less kidney, ONE MORE CURSED SMITTYS!

Looks like this time we have a pack of cursed knights, as well as some unsavory diseases - don't miss it!

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smittyxtv · 16 days

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The prehistoric tank Tyranitar finally found some nightmare fuel, making a unrelenting force absolutely unstoppable.

This pokemon was chosen commentor with some good taste, I mean who doesn't love Tyranitar, his a goddamn beast!

who do you want to see next!? comment your chose!

#pokemon #whothatpokemon #wtf #saturdaymorningcartoons #kidswb #toonami #adultswim #cursed #pokemongo #pokemonred #digimon #gamefreak #pokemonarceus #ghosttype #gastly #gengar #gengarpokemon #spooky #spookyseason #trivia #palworld

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smittyxtv · 17 days

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Squidward EVOLVES!? And boy is he gorgeous. He'd be on my pokemon team for sure. Here's his moveset: Soul suction, Hydro pump, Nightmare Ink, and Endless TV Hell.

Weekly pokemon corruptions - follow for more :)

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smittyxtv · 19 days

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Dont die in this POKEMON UNDERTALE NIGHTMARE

One soul is all it takes to play, you won't be disappointed, just step on up. As the saying goes - best rewards are the ones where your is on the line.

This message has been paid for by the DEVIL. The DEVIL likes when you spell his name in all caps. He also likes this undertale pokemon Mashup, and really thinks you should consider playing. Always remember the DEVIL always has your best interest in mind. ALWAYS.

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smittyxtv · 21 days

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PLANK FINALLY USES HIS DOMAIN EXPANSION!

it all started when PATRICK had a brilliant idea. if the earth had less wood there WOOD not be any more problems. his basis was solid, solid as a rock. The problem is paper beats rock, and Patrick didn't think that far...

With his family and distant relatives eviscerated, PLANK feels the red rage like that of his red oak ancestors, he brings forth his full power, and used his domain expansion!!

Will Patrick live through this? find out next time on Dragon Star P!!!

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smittyxtv · 24 days

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WTF THAT POKEMON - its a ghost type!

don't you love how pokemon obtusely side steps what these pokemon actually are by way of being a kids show/game

whatchu mean pokemon eat other pokemon shocked_pikachu_face

pokedex entries be like - the ghost of a dead baby whose mother choked to death, or this creature wears the skull of its long deceased mother, or this nurse pokemon does its best to emulate the love only a mother would give.

It's time for pokemon to get with the times and follow through with their lore. game freak just acknowledge your fanbase is segmentated, and there's goddamn profit to be had! just make an adult pokemon already, we'll buy it, I promise.

until then these cursed creations will continue to surface, they're the dark side of pokemon. the repressed majority's feelings bundled up and turned evil - a corruption, ironically brought to light by the smitty virus...

game freak only you (and palworld) can save us now...

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smittyxtv · 24 days

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Courage peeks into my heart...

My first experimentation with video greenscreening thing, and let's just say courage approves.

I mean not really he's kinda not enjoying the experience. but hey, I didn't know the purple doggo wouldn't like the disturbing cursed imagery that floats within my conscious mind.

despite that, courage the cowardly dog is still my undisputed spirit animal. we're just so similar he and I. for one thing we're both...and another thing is that we do the same...and furthermore...

he's the best.

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smittyxtv · 26 days

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⚠️ CURSED UNAIRED SPONGEBOB #1

The CURSED Spongebob episodes that never got aired. These things get DISTURBING and I can see why they decided to seal them away...

but here's the thing guys, I love seals, they're just so cute. if you're a dog lover and you don't like seals, then I'm sorry but you're just not telling the truth. aqua dogs, kind of like pokemon, except REAL. Fun fact they can't even get rabies (50% true). so it's time everyone - ITS TIME TO FREE THE SEALS.

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smittyxtv · 28 days

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baby girl what is all of this...........

You already know boo boo, this is what happened after the sacrifice-a-pikachu-to make-life-better experiment went horribly wrong. The resulting soul consuming abomination, and its spreading corruption is what all this is about.

Here's where it all began friend, but be warned once you watch it there's no going back...

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smittyxtv · 28 days

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GAME FREAK ANNOUNCES NEW POKEMON BLACK DLC!!

Game Freak just announced an unexpected reveal! Pokemon Black and Pokemon Black 2 are both getting new DLC content!

And you guessed it! it's none other than the knight of sky blue who wields the most unorthodox weaponry - Shovel Knight!

This leads us to the question - who do they have in store for pokemon white and pokemon white 2 - could it be what the fans always patiently waited for - Waluigi - will he finally make his debut in pokemon fandom?!

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smittyxtv · 30 days

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⚠️ SCARY UNDERTALE POKEMON GAME

looking for a creepy pokemon undertale fusion that consumes the player's soul if they lose? then look no further! for just the insanely cheap price of your soul. you can play your own version of undertale pokemon!

ALL DEATHS AND SOULS TAKEN ARE NON REFUNDABLE AND SUBJECT TO INDEFINITE TORMENT. SPEAK TO YOUR DOCTOR TODAY TO SEE IF YOURE ELIGIBLE FOR AN EXTRA COPY TO GIVE A LOVED ONE.

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