#ANYTHING he does is attractive istg

[dyketubbo]

lesbian related discourse tires me out sm. first it was aro/ace lesbians then it was nonbinary lesbians then it was he/him lesbians and it/its lesbians and now its bi/pan/mspec lesbians like when are all of you going to realize that the lesbian experience is extremely diverse and has never been as strict as "women who only identify as women who love exclusively women who only identify as women". like this goes for many identities but lesbians end up at the forefront a lot and it makes me wonder if any of you actually give a shit about queer history because istg lesbian separatism has been reinvented like 50 times in the past decade.

stop convincing each other that the queer experience is nothing but strictly defined boxes and labels that can always be condensed into one sentence. lesbians can experience a lack of sexual attraction and a lack of romantic attraction and lesbians can be nonbinary and lesbians can be gnc and when you actually go into what those last two mean you should realize that yes this means sometimes lesbians are men because genderfluid and bigender and trigender and transmasc and whatever gender lesbians exist and when you actually goes into what THAT means you should realize yes actually people combining labels like mspec and lesbian makes perfect sense because of fucking course orientation and gender and whatever else you consider to be apart of your queer experience is all fluid its all up to personal interpretation

its not shit like bi lesbians or mogai or aroace people or gnc people or "trenders" or it/its users or whatever fucking bonafide weirdos that are ruining the community its the people who want to sort everyone into neat little boxes because they cant handle that sometimes you arent going to understand other peoples experiences. its fine if mspec lesbians dont make sense to you. its fine if it doesnt make sense to you how someone could use it/its, if it doesnt make sense how a lesbian could consider himself transmasc, if it doesnt make sense how someone could seriously mean "my gender feels like a star", if whatever queer experience you run into doesnt make sense.

someone's identity does not have to make sense for you to respect them as a person and realize that exclusionary behavior is nothing but a crabs in a bucket type mentality. not only have "weird" queer people existed since fucking forever, but even if they didnt the human experience is diverse and we still dont know everything about the world and why the fuck would you decide that no actually if it cant be understood it must be bad and you need to find out reasons for it to be bad. focus on the people who are actively hurting others, taking advantage of vulnerable people, dont become one of them. dont become one of the people who scorns anything they dont understand and hurts innocent people in the quest of getting rid of anyone who they deem is abnormal. its fucked up and being any type of exclusionist is fucked up.

bi lesbians, as an overall community, is just a bunch of people who decided that a complicated label fits their complicated attraction and thats Fine. it is literally fine. being a lesbian was never about being strictly a woman who strictly loves other women who are strictly women. its about loving women in a gay/queer way, whatever that means for the individual. if an individual person is using it in a transphobic way, then thats a fault of the person, not the label. but at its core, all the identity is about is about recognizing that attraction is complicated and identity is complicated and not everyone is comfortable putting themself in neat boxes for other people to scrutinize until they Get It.

to any mspec lesbians (and hell, any mspec gays) who are reading this: im proud of you and theres nothing wrong with recognizing that your identity is complicated and maybe even contradictory. its Your experiences and no one has the right to say that youre inherently a bad person simply because they heard some strawman arguments and decided to believe in fallacy over reality. and because its probably obvious why im making this yeah maia arson crimew is literally fine its an absolute legend actually and i hope that its okay. fuck anyone who was a piece of shit to it because they cant handle someone being openly complicated and contradictory and unabashedly "Weird"

#mask mews #bi lesbian #mspec lesbian #lesbian #only putting it on this blog because i want everyone who follows me here to know my stance #before any mcyt antis or whatever bother me i want dream dead and i hate schlatt dont bother me i just like roleplay #a lot of this blog is made up of me criticizing a lot of these creators do not even try me. thx xoxo

[icarus-star]

rory culkin characters during nnn ♡

a/n: ermm exactly what the title says?? no nut november, woo. !!! this is a collab with the WONDERFUL @ethical-cain-vinnel !!! go read their part too!! right here!!

characters included in this part? danny, chris, possum.

dan cooper..♥︎

he definitely knows of it as a concept, but has never really thought of participating in it himself. it sounds somewhat.. painful to him. the thought of not cumming for an entire month.

once you bring it up to him, he's a little hesitant to participate. but as always, he wants you to be happy (he does also enjoy the whole "learning/getting better with self-control" aspect of it).

he actually does a really good job for the first few days!! but, he has a somewhat high sex drive.. so around day four, he'll get just a little bit needy. but, he calms himself down and tries to just forget about it.

he tries really hard to last as long as he can for your sake, but at some point, maybe around day 10 or 11, he gets super horny. he's all over you. trying to hug you, kiss you, hump your thigh. anything. poor boy just wants to cum so badly.

and thats when you invest in a chastity cage for him! he's a little scared of it at first, but he gets used to it. and still, the only thing he can think about is fucking you. he wants it so badly, every night he has dirty little dreams about you.

at the end of the month, when december finally comes, he's all over you. finally being able to fuck you is like heaven. he's hugging you close to him, rutting into you, so excited. he cums so quickly into the session too. but that doesn't stop him from going at it for all the missed hours.

chris kenton..♥︎

he loves a good challenge, he's actually the one to mention it first. like, the two of you were just talking and he brought it up.

but the thing is, he's probably gonna lose first too. he's super horny pretty much all of the time. i mean, he's got nightly jerk off sessions with lube and a fancy flesh light. he didn't think of having to give that up when he decided to participate in nnn.

i swear, he probably lost on day one. but not consciously. he just HAPPENED to have a sexy little dream about you anddd came during that. and obviously since it's a challenge, he needed to tell you (please have him tell you what happened in the dream, he'll be so cute and blushy while talking about it).

disqualified on the very first day, how disappointing. at least he gets to watch everything in his porn collection again! (he'll cum untouched if it's something he finds attractive enough, he's a horny little bastard istg).

and because he lost, especially so quickly, deprive him of fucking you until december. yeah, he has his fancy little fleshlight and favorite porno, but nothing compares to your perfect hole (his words btw).

possum..♥︎

he's always down to do something stupid like nnn. he actually participates every year. because of this, he does a surprisingly good job (despite how much of a dirty, horny fuck he is).

he looks at it as another form of edging, really. but then he complains about his balls hurting from.. sperm build up (😨).

so, he lasts the entire month! he says that all he has to do is ignore it. and to ignore it, he spends his time with his opossum companion rather than you. it's actually really smart, you make him horny, the opossum doesn't. what a simple man.

he also just get super high and cowers in the woods in fear of aliens a lot more than usual. it's a bit of a problem but it's something he chooses to distract himself with.

there probably aren't many times where he starts to get super super needy, except for once.

the two of you were snuggled up together on the couch under some blankets. nice and warm, maybe watching a movie. and his hands just happened to wander to your chest, tweaking your nipples.

at the end of the month though, once it's finally december and he can cum, oh man does he fuck you. way different than usual, too. he gets you in the quickest position, absolutely POUNDING your hole.

#i ❤ rory culkin #rory culkin #rory culkin x reader #rory culkin smut #danny cooper #intruders 2015 #chris kenton twelve #chris kenton headcanons #chris kenton #rory culkin twelve #possum welcome to willits #rory culkin possum #possum x reader welcome to willits #welcome to willits

[silly-l1ttle-guy]

drop every headcanon of the bucci gang NOW!

ON IT BOSS!!!

--- pookie bear bruno hcs first <3

BRUNO BUCCIARATI IS 100% GAY FOR LEONE ABBACCHIO

they just kinda live together

bruabba holds a special place in my heart

bruno's probably stressed out 24/7

VERY FEMININE GUY

hes got soft features yk?

probably spends like 3 hours doing his hair in the morning

ISTG HE PROBABLY SMELLS SO GOOD

I like to think that he legally adopted Fugo after fugso bugso joined that gang

SHUT UP IT MAKES ME HAPPY

poor guy overworks himself WAY too often

he also has the most gorgeous eyelashes you'll ever see

and they're natural, too

THIS MAN HAS EYEBAGS

he's tired af half the time, idk what you expected

he tries to help fugo control his anger (bc he's a loving mother) (giorno does it better tho)

i reckon bruno's pansexual tbh, he just seems like he wouldn't give a shit about his partner's gender

he likes going fishing

brought Abbacchio along one time

abba got seasick and threw up

he likes to accessorize his hair (hence the mitochondria hair clips)

sometimes he'll let the others accessorize his hair, too

trish makes it look really cute

abba makes it look stunning (bc it's his boyfriend)

narancia just puts random shit in his hair

Mista sings loudly (and badly) to be a little shit while he does Bruno's hair (it turns out surprisingly ok)

giorno deadass just puts a shit ton of stars in his hair

fugo gets mad and almost rips a chunk of Bruno's hair out

Bruno's guilty pleasure is midnight snacks

abbacchio caught him eating a whole ass tub of ice cream while watching il postino: the postman at like 2 in the morning

they watched it together and cuddled afterwards

hot goth

gay for bruno

he probably watches those make up youtube channels

if he didn't join passione he could be a make up artist

lets trish practice on him

HE SEES NARANCIA AS HIS SON AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

he's full on protective of nara too

i like to give abbacchio sharper features when i draw him tbh

also a larger nose

and while we're at it, let's hook that bad boy (the nose)

he and bruno go on wine testing dates

he has very frequent and reoccurring nightmares

(its why he sleeps with bruno)

his parents cut contact when they found out he was a dirty cop :(

this man saw narancia on his first day in the gang and accepted his fate as a father LMAO

he's a gay man and you can't tell he's not. Never felt attraction towards women

he feels like time moves by too fast. Everything happens so quickly and he wishes he could go back and just relive certain parts of his life over and over again because he feels like everything happens so quickly now that he's older and it overwhelms him (this definitely isn't me projecting what're you talking about)

moody blues is sort of the representation of this

SENTIENT MOODY BLUES SUPREMACY BY THE WAY

Moody blues is curvy and i won't accept anything else

make moody look goddamn feminine

not too feminine obviously but like

moody looks like a woman compared to abbacchio

tells people he can't dance but he definitely can

just play the right music and give him enough wine and he'll be dancing like he's never danced before (only in private tho)

YOOUU CAN DANCE, YOOUU CAN JIIVVEEEEE~~

EVERYTIME I LISTEN TO HALF-DECADE HANGOVER BY WILL WOOD I JUST THINK OF ABBACCHIO

and maybe euthanasia by will wood too

not even kidding, abbacchio has the same body type as a greek god

also the strongest guy in the team

the guy that has a dream

GIORNO. WHERE DO I FUCKING START.

I love this weird ass fucking guy

gay for fugo. that's all I'm gonna say.

I KNOW HE ACTED FRUITY W/ MISTA BUT IT'S BC HE'S A LITTLE SHIT WHO LIKES TO FLIRT WITH HIS FRIENDS AS A JOKE

not abba or bruno tho (they're too old for his taste)

remember that one seen where he and mista are up against cioccolata (fuck him btw) and they do that gay ass pose?

prime example of giorno being a little shit

putting his hand down mista's pants was an accident by the way, he just said "fuck it" and went with it

he probably showed the gang the thing he could do with his ear

they had very mixed reactions

one day (before the gang) he woke up and saw his roots were blond and he just went like "sigh, guess I have to grow my hair out and become barbie

THIS MAN RIGHT HERE IS THE TWINK

also bc his dad is dio I like to think that he sunburns easily

he can also see really well and the dark

"It's so dark in here, I can't see shit!" "I can, there's a light switch over there."

everyone was confused as hell bc it was pitch black in that room

this man is gay. he likes BOYS and BOYS ONLY

i like to think Giorno's a mischievous lil guy

he does something silly then giggles and runs away

it's to make up for the fact that he didn't have a proper childhood

ALSO CURLY HAIR GIORNO SUPREMACY

his hair is gorgeous and luxurious AND SO FUCKING CURLY

he uses about 20 hair products every day (21 if he's going on a date)

he can calm fugo down so easily too

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU NARANCIA-" "Hi fugo!" "Oh, hey Giorno."

it's really scary (according to narancia and mista)

this man loves gardening

born to be a gardener, forced to be a gangstar

autistic (it runs in the family)

the stink

Mista is the type of guy who showers once or twice a week

he only washes his clothes when they get too dirty

I like to make this man a little wider honestly

GIVE THIS MAN SOME CHUB PLEASE

he's muscular, but he's gotta have a little meat on there too

I like to think that Mista outright REFUSES to shave

the only place that he can grow barely any hair is his face

never shaved his face. He doesn't have much facial hair and he'll be damned if he ever has to get rid of the little that he has

bffs with trish btw

they make fun of each other all the time

in a friendly way

he honestly looks the least gay out of everyone

probably bi with a heavy preference towards girls (he had a boyfriend one time tho)

STINKS SO BAD IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

sometimes he shoves Narancia's face in his armpit for fun

I'm not even kidding Narancia probably threw up one time bc Mista stank so bad

older brother figure to EVERYONE

Giorno? that's his baby brother. Narancia? his favourite brother. Trish? his little sister. Fugo? that's his angry little brother.

I have so many mista headcanons it's unreal

his hair is so fucking curly istg

and it's black too

very short tho. also super greasy

his love language is physical touch, but not in the usual physical touch way

he won't really hug people or hold hands or just do something normal, oh no

my guy likes to pick people up and throw them over his shoulder

it's definitely not to show off how strong he is

definitely

everything about him is so crusty

he literally gets along with anyone tho

you can't tell me this guy DOESN'T smoke weed

not very often but like

once every month or two he'll get high to relax

he stopped after Giorno took over as boss (bc yk, drugs are a no no)

he probably thinks France isn't real tbh (but as a joke to annoy fugo)

I HAVE MORE MISTA HEADCANONS BUT I HAVE TO CUT IT SHORT BECAUSE I NEED TO MOVE ON TO THE OTHERS

angry strawb (lots of angst in this one)

fugo is deeply in love with Giorno (FUGIO FOR LIFE)

a little bit of angst warning btw

bc of his past, fugo HATES physical touch

if someone touches him he will flinch

very uncomfortable in crowded places

Mista's love language is physical touch, but he refrains himself from touching Fugo

it's really sweet

"HEY FUGO! Lemme give you a high-five! Wait, no, you don't like that. Have this cool rock I found instead!"

he's trying

Fugo really appreciates it

after phf, he let Mista be one of the two people who can touch him (the other person is Giorno)

Fugo just randomly hugged him one day and that was that

he was really distraught when he found out Narancia, Bruno and abba died

especially Bruno

like I said before, Bruno adopted him after he joined the gang, so he genuinely saw Bruno as a father figure

definitely called Bruno "dad" in private

He genuinely cried when he realized he missed Bruno's funeral

MOVING ON TO THE NON ANGSTY STUFF BC IM GONNA CRY

when he's a bad mood, he listens to music with Abbacchio (his dad's cool boyfriend who he looks up to)

will correct any and all spelling or grammar mistakes

nerd supreme

i like to headcanon that Fugo's albino

(MANGA FUGO FOR LIFE)

he's really sensitive to sunlight because of it

his vision isn't that good, too

it's not bad enough to the point where he can't read and all that, but it definitely bothers him

since it wasn't too serious, he got some glasses that corrected his vision

he only really wears them when he's reading now, but he used to wear them all the time when he was younger

GOD I HAVE A LOT OF FUGO HEADCANONS

sometimes he wakes up and there's just a bouquet of flowers at the foot of his bed (I WONDER WHO THAT WAS HMMMM)

Narancia's like a little brother towards him

he doesn't care that nara's a year older than him, that's his brother

genuinely will forget to eat if he isn't reminded (me projecting)

i have more but i'm gonna have to end it here

BABY BOY <3

I LOVE NARANCIA I HAVE A NARANCIA PLUSHIE (and a giorno one but that's less important)

he originally had really good eyesight, but after his eye got infected his eyesight just kinda went bad

his eyes expired

but seriously though (woah no way, silly little guy can be serious?), he's almost blind in the eye that got infected

doesn't wanna wear glasses bc "they'll ruin his reputation"

he's also really short compared to everyone else in the team

he's really insecure about it

can and will fight anyone who says something even remotely teases him for his height

low iron for sure (me too bud, me too)

Abbacchio just took on the role as his father and makes sure he eats all his food

"But it tastes badddd" "Eat it or I'll shove it down your throat. Also, it has good iron."

he ate it, but was very pouty about it the whole time

mista will point at things made of iron and say shit like "that's what you need" or "you should eat that to get your iron levels up"

skinny but he's really strong

my guy has a six pack but looks scrawny as hell

Mista's jealous of him lmao

"Why do YOU get a six pack?!" "because you're fat"

Mista then forced Narancia to smell his armpits (they were rank)

he does a lot of shit with Mista lmao

partners in crime

he got high with mista one time and never did it again

oddly flexible

he's probably dyslexic

the girlboss

live laugh love Trish

lesbian fr

she practices makeup on Abbacchio

another one that sees abba as a father figure

they point each other's nails and go shopping together

Mista's bff fr

they do karaoke together

yk that one tiktok sound that was that like "OH SHIT IT'S IN KOREAN" and then starts singing it perfectly anyway

that's her and Mista

Mista's the one that sings it lmao

i don't have that many headcanons for trish tbh

she likes to try out new hairstyles a lot

they're always short tho

she doesn't like growing out her hair

says it's too much of hassle

we love trish in the household

she has freckles (from doppio)

yk those weird ass dots diavolo has in his hair? she has those but they're less noticeable

talks shit about people with abbacchio

she likes ranting about stuff to giorno bc he's a good listener

big fan of scented candles

gave mista soap for his birthday

she has frequent headaches (something she got from doppio, bc i hc that he has frequent headaches)

ANYWAY THAT'S IT FOR NOW

do you wanna hear about my la squadra headcanons? Doppio and Diavolo??? PLEASE I HAVE SO MANY GOOD HEADCANONS JUST LET ME RANT-

#jojos bizarre adventure #giorno giovanna #jjba giorno #jjba part 5 #jojo golden wind #fugio #fugo pannacotta #fugo x giorno #giorno x fugo #jjba fugo #jjba narancia #narancia ghirga #mista #fugo #giorno #abbacchio #bucci gang #bruno buccellati #bruno bucciarati #leone abbacchio #jjba headcanons #guido mista #trish una #pannacotta fugo #team bucciarati #mista and trish r besties #i have so many mista hcs its not even funny #i love you zebs #ur my fav mutual <3 #eat up silly guy served some hcs

[boyfriendfever]

dating headcanons

pairing - mike, mal, ella, jasmine / reader (seperate)

contains - fem!reader, ooc (?), mentions of hickeys and making out, jasmine being a tall queen.

notes - these are kind of short but whatever 🤷‍♀️ jasmine’s accent does smth to me istg it’s just so attractive 😍😍

MIKE

nervous wreck when it comes to pda

if you even grab his hand during an elimination be prepared for him to just stop working

like he literally just powers off

“i- eh.. hah… areyouholdingmyhand?”

all in one word

pls brush your fingers through his hair

he’s gonna immediately melt in your arms

“mhh, that feels… delightful.”

if you hug him he won’t know what to do with his hands

he will just stand there like 🧍🏻

unless your cuddling

then he just wraps his arms around your shoulder

wakes up extra early just to find flowers for you every once in a while

picnic dates and stargazing by the dock

enjoys laying his head in your lap as you brush through his hair or (if you can) draw him.

favorite body part is your chest and neck.

he loves to kiss your neck and the skin above your breasts.

he likes how he can leaves hickeys on your chest and you can cover it up with a shirt or hoodie.

MAL

he cares about you, even though he doesn’t show it

he asked you out by pulling you by your waist into the forest from behind during a challenge.

“i like you, you like me, let’s date.”

don’t reject him, just don’t do it.

why would he get you gifts? he is the gift.

if you’re near him while he’s sitting down best believe he will pull you into his lap.

he loves showing the others you’re his.

he will rub your thighs, kiss your jaw and neck, squeeze your waist, even make out with you infront of everyone.

he just doesn’t care.

you sleep with him in the mens cabin/room, and nobody dares to say anything about it.

scott has already made that mistake, being how he is.

nobody heard from him again after that.

calls you sexy. that’s the only pet name. either that or foxy.

favorite body part is your wrists.

solely because he can hold them behind your back while kissing you.

he enjoys how you want to touch him so bad, to wrap your arms around his neck.

on the topic of necks, he will always litter yours in hickeys.

he loves showing others that you’re his.

ELLA

she loves nothing more than to hold you in her arms.

it doesn’t matter where or when, if she can hold you she will.

tells the animals in the forest about you.

“oh, and that pulchritudinous personality! everything about her is just so.. alluring.”

if you don’t like pet names, don’t even try to date her.

darling, pretty, princess, my beauty, tangerine

(if your hair is long enough) she will braid it, curl it, straighten it, brush it, everything.

she leaves you little notes and poems around your bed and clothes.

bakes you cupcakes.

makes up little songs about you.

if you get hurt during a challenge she will stop everything just to help you.

she doesn’t care if she loses, you’re 10x more important.

her favorite body part is your hands.

especially if you wear rings.

she will play with them if she’s nervous.

she loves kissing your hands and massaging them.

(couldn’t find a jasmine gif)

JASMINE

loves carrying you over her shoulders.

mostly because of her height.

“you see anything up there?”

she let’s you climb her like a tree.

during breakfast she has you sit in her lap.

facing her.

she loves seeing your flustered expression

lets you wear her hat

“you look nice in my hat. maybe i should get you one of your own, would you like that?”

picks you up off your feet when she kisses you🤭

she would hold you by your thighs

like this

calls you tangerine.

tangerines are her favorite fruits.

she will lay on her back as you saddle her waist while making out.

like mike, she wakes up early to gather some flowers for you.

except she takes polaroid pictures of her and the flowers as well.

her favorite body part of is your thighs.

not in a sexual way, she just loves to touch them.

they are just so soft.

similar to ella, she loves kissing and massaging them.

she just gets so much pleasure out of praising you.

#mal td x reader #jasmine td x reader #mike td x reader #ella td x reader #mike total drama #mike td #mal total drama #mal td #jasmine td #jasmine total drama #total drama #total drama x reader #headcanon #dating headcanons #crying #i love #jasmine #sm #it’s insane #💕

[winters0689]

My guilty pleasure ship is Copollo… those two make me FERAL!!!

THE DYNAMIC!! THE FORMER FEELING FOR ONE ANOTHER!!! THE FEELINGS THAT PROBABLY STILL LINGER!!! THE TRAGEDY AND TOXIC PART OF IT ALL!!!

I wish we got more scenes, their drama was SO GOOD!!! I often reread the Flashback scenes CONSTANTLY and I just- their relationship fills me with SO MANY FEELINGS!!!

Istg if they ever get adapted to Live Action… they better do it justice! This is an important relationship that shaped Apollo! He can’t even look into water without getting flashback for gods sake! I really hope that if it does ever get adapted that they don’t take away they’re romantic relationship, because it’s such a key aspect to both of them.

I wish we got to see more of their dynamic, I loved how they both interacted in TDP when Apollo enters the stadium and Commodus semi-flirts with him and when Apollo charges at Commodus and when Commodus shouts at Apollo that “HE WILL ALWAYS HAVE MY BLESSINGS!!” I- these two are so dramatic and I LOVE it! I also like how Apollo still describes Commodus with “perfectly tanned calves” and “perfectly sculpted abs” like Apollo normal people don’t often comment on someone’s appearance like that unless they harbor some attraction to them. Commodus is also just… he is so driven by Apollo’s betrayal and harbors such hatred towards him, and how he used to have so much love for him. How they both loved each other, but Apollo couldn’t bare to see Commodus die by anyone else’s hands, and, for the second time in Apollo’s life, he fulfills that, he kills him twice, and isn’t it poetic, how Commodus, once again, dies with Apollo’s hands wrapped around his throat?

I just- these two!! Their complex dynamic is one of the reasons I adore the book series. I’m honestly shocked by how much you can talk about their relationship even with how little they interact. Their dynamic and how it was written is, to me, something I rarely ever see in media, with the bitter feelings and the lingering emotions… In my honest opinion, i’m not ashamed to say that Apollo and Commodus are THE BEST SHIP in the PJO-verse. I ship them more than I shipped any of the other relationships in the novels since I’m more of a platonic friendship type of person, but these two… I rarely ship anything, so to have these two invoke so much emotions within me… to me, it’s truly a one of a kind experience.

#trials of apollo #copollo #toa apollo #toa commodus #lester papadopoulos #sorry for the rant #these two just… bring out so many emotions within me

[sleepey-demon-liker]

Omg I love seeing new obey me blogs!!! Welcome ♡♡♡♡♡ Could you do the bros with a genderfluid s/o?

Demon bros with a genderfluid s/o!

A/N: Thanks so much for requesting anon! I'll totally make an anon list if you or anyone else wants to join 👀 I think it's a fun way to be familiar but still remain anonymous! I hope you enjoy!!! <33

P.s. if I got anything wrong I'm really really sorry!!! I'm not genderfluid myself but I do ofc know it and I even have friends that are, so I tried to be as inclusive and broad as possible, I hope I did okay :')

Lucifer:

• I could see this one of two ways:

• One, he is actually very understanding!

• Will use all of your pronouns in a cycle when speaking of or about you

• Or if your the type to wake up and have specific pronouns and style each day he can usually tell, and will use them accordingly!

• So thoughtful and sweet of him <3

• Or.... there's the Lucifer that is old... and may not understand as well... lol

• You will have to explain to him, and although he may be confused, he is respectful, and catches on really quickly!

• Mans is trying his best WHABJSBWNDN

• Overall, very aware and respectful of you and your identity, would never judge you for such a thing

• If anyone DOES judge you, they are sure to hear from him and Diavolo later~ <3

Mammon:

• Also gives off the vibes that he wouldn't really know what being genderfluid is HSGSHSBS

• Of course, once you explain it to him, he is also quick to correct himself and learn if there's certain names or pronouns you would prefer, given the day or anything like that

• Doesn't think much of it afterwards. If that's what you are, he's cool with it, that's what you're comfortable with and loves you all the same <3

• It's easier for him if you use your pronouns in a cycle, because he rarely pays attention or cares what you look like (you're hot in anything so like???) so he may not notice if that's your style of the day

• If you guys ever went clothes shopping together he would lowkey try to buy you the whole store WHAHAHSHSBS

• "I found some clothes I thought ya' would like. Whadya mean this is too many!?"

• Very happy with you, and he will fight anyone who wrongs you~

Leviathan:

• The first of this list who actually knows what genderfluid is :D

• Bro is chronically online he knows all the identities and sexualities out there istg /hj

• Is so happy that you felt comfortable enough to tell him!! Like omg MC you trusted me with this I'm so proud of you and so in love with you you're so valid

• Literally what goes on in his mind but is too shy to say LMAO tsundere Levi real

• Can catch on to what you prefer day by day or just uses a cycle, both come easy to him

• (Will actually ask which of those you are/prefer)

• Would probably make a corny ass joke like "Omg the weather is getting colder MC, make sure you don't turn into a gendersolid! lololol"

• Goes without saying but never judges you! Will also call anyone who does a stupid normie and may deal with them later when you're not around hehe

Satan:

• Also one who knows about it

• He reads so many books you can't tell me he hasn't read books about humans and human psychology and involved with that is gender identity

• Of course he is very respectful and sweet. When you tell him, he immediately starts to use all your pronouns/preferred ones!

• Will call you all sorts of petnames. Beautiful/handsome/gorgeous as examples bc he's an eccentric ass demon lmaoooo

• Loves you for you and doesn't care about your identity, as long as you're comfortable, and he will always be sure of that

• You have no bullies or harassment at RAD bc Satan has, well... dealt... with them <3

Asmodeus:

• Melts into a puddle when you tell him bc he knows how much courage that takes and it shows that you Love and trust him that much, he's just so moved, he may cry!

• Thinks you're attractive no matter what, and is another to call you petnames. So. Many. Petnames. Just when you think you've heard them all, there's 10 more falling from his beautiful lips

• Will totally go on a shopping spree with you, buying you dresses/suits/whatever you want in whatever style you desire

• Will also totally paint your nails and do your hair however you want if you're feeling a certain way

• Corrects everyone and/or constantly reminds everyone to respect you

• (If that makes you uncomfortable he will totally turn it down but he is not about to let people get away with disrespecting his MC!!)

Beelzebub:

• I doubt he knows what it is before you arrive, but once you explain it to him he's just like oh. okay

• Not because he doesn't care! Well, he doesn't care in the sense that it doesn't bother him! He has just already committed your identity and pronouns to memory and will not make a big deal of it!!

• Pays very close attention to you though. Can and will notice your change of mood and immediately ask if someone's bothering you, or if you're doing okay (this goes for style too)

• Understands dysphoria and always shares his food with you in hopes that it may make you feel better <3

• Boy is such a sweetheart to you and so aware of your feelings and does everything he can to show how much he loves and appreciates you ^^

Belphegor:

• I can also see this going one of two ways, but this is just for if he knows of it or not

• I can see how he may know about it because he did have a love for humans back in the Celestial Realm so he could have known about it

• But part of me thinks it may have been way too uncommon back them for him to know about it so idk, either way this is his reaction

• "Okay."

• LMAO- Like Beel, he doesn't care because he loves you either way and as long as you're happy and comfortable, that's none of his business what you are

• Is easier for him if you just cycle your pronouns as well because it requires less thought and awareness on his end

• When he actually thinks about it and realizes it probably took you a lot of courage and trust for you to tell him, he appreciates it a lot more and is more mindful as well. Would never tell you that though lol-

• Will definitely scare off any bullies at RAD. No one messes with his MC and gets away with it <3

Kyaaaaa first post and first request done! I had a lot of fun writing these, and again I hope I did okay!! Thank you anon for requesting and again I hope you enjoyed!!

See you lovelies next time~ ☆

#obey me x reader #obey me x mc #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #lucifer x reader #mammon x reader #leviathan x reader #satan x reader #asmodeus x reader #beelzebub x reader #belphegor x reader #obey me fluff #obey me shall we date #obmswd #obey me #genderfluid

[rachelillustrates]

My top 7 Faerie stories/worlds atm 🦋

**Note, I am super dupes aware that I haven't read/watched everything, so please feel free to reblog/comment with recommendations!**

Faerie is the pulse of my heart, and my mind/spirit/etc. spends a LOT of time thinking about it, SO here's the most resonant of depictions of the realm/faeries themselves in my current opinion (and why).

(And not in any particular order:)

Elfhame, @hollyblack 's "Folk of the Air" series and all related books

Arda, Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" and all related adaptations

"Suitor Armor" by @thepurpah

Studio Ghibli's take on spirits in Japanese folklore

Brian and Wendy Froud's take on Faerie

"Fraggle Rock"

"Tock the Gnome," by myself!

Thoughts:

(Art by Rovina Cai, from "How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories")

I feel very much that Holly Black gets the lushness and richness of Faerie, plus the trickery of it, and that level of dangerous beauty - what attracts humanity to it, etc. How everything is in extremes, too, but also how parts of it echo the human experience - both in terms of courts, but also in terms of the heart, and the emotional impact of intense circumstances and intense feelings.

I am, admittedly, not all caught up yet since I haven't read her earlier works, but of course I recommend starting with "The Cruel Prince" and reading forward from there (the more recent "Stolen Heir Duology" having an extra special place in my esteem)!

(Also special shoutout to the fact that there are Nisse - Gnomes! - in the recent books, AND that her take on Redcaps is absolutely Orcish 💚)

(Also also, cw: Changelings. They can be a triggering/upsetting subject, considering how our concept of them as humans seems to have come about. She does make pretty heavy use of them, but not in the ways that one might expect, and always from a very emotionally-centered space - not a humans-abusing-potential-fae space.)

So, Tolkien - yes, I am including the world of his works in this because even though he considered them religious and specifically-denominational, he took SO MUCH inspiration from folklore and faerie tales (do not even get me started on what got edited out of "The Silmarillion" istg) that Arda is not wholly Christian, from my Faerie-worshiping queer-ass faerie perspective thankyouverymuch. Not to mention what is being done in fandom with the faerie-races, especially the Dwarves and the Hobbits, AND what recent adaptations are opening up with the Orcs!! Obviously, his take on Faerie is a much more literally-grounded reality - they exist in the Earth-based world (as if Faerie has bled into what we expect Earth to be), they have magic (at least the Elves and Dwarves do) but it's both somehow super ethereal and super physical at once. And divinely connected, since the biggest magic in Middle-earth (or any part of Arda) comes from the lesser Gods - the Valar, and the Maiar who serve under them as well as from Big Sky Daddy Eru, but we're not talking about him right now. So that, to me, really speaks to the spiritual nature of Faerie too - which is always always always personally interesting to me, and Jrrt's take on the fae was absolutely foundational in my budding concept of them, before I even really thought about who they are in a conscious way.

I don't know where to recommend starting, since I got into the world through the Jackson films, first, and I wouldn't change my experience for anything because it's given me SO much. But in fandom, shoutout to the works of @conkers-thecosy (read her fics here!) as well as "A Long List of Happy Endings" by vicious_summer and "The Mushroom Mine" series by @chrononautintraining for Dwarf Stuff - and "Splint" by HelenaMarkos for Orc Stuff. Plus, as much as I know it's divisive, "Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power" is - again - doing wonders about the Orcs AND doing very well by the Dwarves too, in my opinion, showing them as a fully realized and thriving people (though Dwarf women should still have beards, Amazon!! And there seems to be some confusion around how the name of Durin functions...)!! Available to stream on Prime, here.

"Suitor Armor" takes place in a world that appears very similar to medieval Earth, and as such the worldbuilding itself doesn't feel very specifically Faerie - yet. However, with the main character having significant ties to the fae, and with the story still having space to explore their culture once the tale takes the characters there, I have faith that we are gonna see more of this take on Faerie specifically soon. In the meantime, what we have seen so far - how faerie magic works, how they relate to each other, etc. - rings true for me, and is lovely to behold, especially in the face of the tragedy around their circumstances in the Big Plot.

Free to read here (and coming to bookshelves in 2025!!).

As for Studio Ghibli - Miyazaki's take on the spirits of Japanese folklore - which are absolutely Faerie - was SO formative for me growing up. I don't have anything else to say about that except that he's right!!

I recommend "Princess Mononoke," "Spirited Away" and "My Neighbor Totoro," particularly. All available to stream on Max right now (but buying physical media is better, and they're very likely available to rent other places, too).

Brian and Wendy Froud's work has, of course, also been absolutely formative for me - especially when I started getting into Faerie properly. Their work doesn't require much commentary either - they're just correct 💗 Nothing I've experienced has ever contradicted what I've read in their books, and I feel like their work really, really gets the energy of the fae and the liminality of their existence. And that there is kindness, and light, as well as danger.

I recommend "Trolls" and "Faeries' Tales," to start with, and of course the quintessential "Faeries" by Brian Froud and Alan Lee, which started it all.

(Also, considering what's below, special honorary shoutout to their work on "The Dark Crystal." Definite overlap there and absolutely counts.)

Obviously there's some crossover with The Muppets here, considering they come from the same studio, BUT if we're looking at just "Fraggle Rock" on its own - absolutely. Though a very different take than those mentioned above, if you're looking for the whimsy and delight at the heart of the fae, the Fraggles have it.

Both the original series and the reboot are currently available to stream on AppleTV.

Okay, and my own! What I'm doing with the world of "Tock the Gnome" is a little bit different - again, we're looking at a realm that isn't free from some of the physical bounds we find on Earth - but in its vast history there is Faerie at its purest, and the characters are on a Big Quest that will be instrumental in restoring the realm to what one would expect of Faerieland (all wrapped up in a body-positive, sapphic-presenting queer romance, btw). My focus is on Gnomes and Orcs, in particular, since the fact that they're also fae is a big part of my message. Recognizing that, as well as recognizing the importance of connectedness between people and the balance of that and personal sovereignty, and how damage to those things might impact the whole of a magical realm.

All pages available to read for free here, across several platforms (with print issues available here).

🦋💗🦋👏👏

#faerie #series recommendations #book recommendations #book reccs #author rec #comic recommendations #holly black #the folk of the air #the cruel prince #lord of the rings #tolkien #the hobbit #rings of power #suitor armor #brian froud #wendy froud #fraggles #fraggle rock #the dark crystal #tock the gnome #inspiration #personal

[floating-above-sea-level]

SecurityWaiter/DreamTheory pet name headcanons

Aka just a bunch of stuff Ness calls Mike and how Mike reacts to it because Mike is lame and just says “babe” all the time /hj /lh (and there will be multiple parts because Ness will call him literally anything but I wanna go in depth anyways)

Sugar:

This is the beloved fandom one. One anon said it and we all just went “YOU ARE RIGHT LAD” /ref and ate that shit up. I imagine it started as a joke. After they start dating, Ness loves being affectionate and embarrassing Mike whenever they can, so they’ll often call him pet names whenever he’s at Sparky’s, and sugar is one of many that just came from the top of their head and stuck. I can just imagine Ness leaning over a table or counter as he greets Mike and he just says “hey, sugar, what can I do for ya?” And Mike is like “wtf did you just call me-“ and Ness just laughs and is like “what, you don’t like me calling you sugar?” And then Mike is just like “well, I mean…I don’t MIND it…it’s just a bit random…” and then BOOM Ness starts calling Mike sugar and it’s cute and silly and I love them

Babe:

Simple, classic, it’s the one Mike uses all the time so Ness does too. Ness says it a bit more ironically though. Like Mike says it unironically he’s just a babe guy and Ness does say it unironically but they also prefer more sweet or unique pet names so they do it a bit ironically because I mean…it’s “babe”…of all pet names lmao. Def says it like “baaaabe-uh” just to annoy Mike.

Baby/Baby boy:

SCREAMS sorry I love this pet name I feel like it just makes Mike melt. It’s like babe, but it’s sweeter and softer and it just makes Mike soften up immediately. Like if he’s upset or embarrassed or something, Ness just has to coo this at him and his stubbornness just starts to melt away. It is often followed by physical affection. Also Mike has the transmasc trait of loving being called any pet name with the word “boy” in it so sorry I don’t make the rules (I do and it’s called projecting)

Handsome/Pretty boy:

Again this is just “Ness is super affectionate and loves words of affirmation as a love language” x “Mike is a trans guy who can’t help but feel giddy about pet names with the word boy in them”. This one makes Mike SO flustered, especially if Ness adds a “my” before it. He was surprised that he was ok with Ness calling him pretty, cause normally he’d think something like that would trigger dysphoria, but it’s different when Ness does it (not that anyone else really calls him pretty lol). But just the insecure trans guy getting hit with the “being called attractive AND a boy” combo…it’s fatal. He cannot resist. And Ness loves calling him what he is 🥰🥰🥰

Lover boy:

Yeah I’m full into “boy” pet name brainrot atp sorry guys I swear I’ll do others later teehee. This one Ness definitely says a bit more jokingly, but Mike doesn’t mind it. Hes just like “yeah you’re right actually I AM your lover boy” and Ness is just like “yes ofc babe :33”

Good boy:

DONT @ ME ISTG LET ME BE CRINGE I LOVE THIS PET NAME 💔💔💔 this one started as Ness jokingly saying it whenever Mike does something they ask him too, but then they noticed his reaction to it and started saying it unironically. This pet name/praise makes Mike SO FLUSTERED MY GOD. He just blushes and gets quiet immediately and don’t tell anyone but he totally started helping Ness more purposely to hear them say it more AGAIN I DONT MAKE THE RULES THATS JUST WHAT IT IS 💥💥💥

Puppy:

…on that last note- /hj GUYS LOOK OK HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT GUYS I SWEAR ITS NOT CRINGE LEAVE ME ALONE 💔💔💔 it started with Ness comparing Mike to a puppy all the time, saying he has puppy eyes, saying he follows him around like a lost dog, saying that he acts like his guard dog, generally pointing out dog-like characteristics/behaviors of his, etc. and it turned into Ness one day just absentmindedly calling him “puppy” like while they’re cuddling or smth. Mike was just like “what” and Ness was like “what” and Mike is like “did you just…call me ‘puppy’?” And Ness is like “whaaaatttt? …nooo of course not why would I do thaattt…you’re hearing thingssss…(yes I called you puppy…is that like…ok? Cause it kinda just slipped out but I actually think it’s kinda cute)” and then Mike at first thinks it sounds a bit silly and lowkey a bit cringe but then he thinks about it a little longer and is just like “I mean yeah sure, I can be your puppy…” and Ness is just like ASJDKFHELK and then starts kinda treating him like a dog more in like a cute, affectionate, teasing sorta way and Mike just like doesn’t fight it and then yeah they’re cute shut up

My love/my dear/sweetheart;

Breather from the cringe for a second, some simple and cliche ones. Neither of them use these ones super often, but they both will sometimes. Usually used in situations where they’re trying to get the other to listen to them (reassuring, saying smth important, etc.) Really not much else to this idk lol

Hon/Honey:

They use this one pretty often lol. It’s just simple and sweet. It’s good for greetings, getting each other’s attention, general acknowledgement lmao idk. Definitely makes Mike smile :))

Sugarplum/sugarlips/sugarcube:

Ness just started playing off the sugar thing and it’s cute and sweet and yeah. Ness fr just starts sounding southern with all his pet names… (wink wink possible headcanon wink wink haven’t decided yet but probably will wink wink)

Ok my brain isn’t working anymore I will have to regroup and get back to yall so here you go for now 🫶🫶🫶

#securitywaiter #dreamtheory #fnaf #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #mike x ness #ness x mike #queer #trans #neurodivergent #audhd #headcanons

[mysicklove]

Does the prof know of ur crush🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

u ppl think so low of me 😭😭😭😭😭 make seem like a bad person istg

ofc not!! never ever ever ever ever ever ever would i say anything. i never did anything weird and in fact i participated less in his class than in my other classes bc he made me nervous

and yes he has a wife and KIDS LMAOAO so like i said i would never do ANYTHING. it’s not my fault im attracted to him </3

pls don’t make this a serious thing this is just supposed to be mello being silly 😰😰😰😰

#💌 - love letters #secret admirer #istg if someone gets mad at me for having a crush on a married man i am going to nuke this planet #also i haven’t seen him in like 4 months so #sigh

[peachseashell]

you're so underrated istg .

Anyway ><

I have a question. (not a rq i just want ur opinion)

How do u feel about ppl oversexualising scara/Wanderer because its so weird too me?? Like he does not want u girl ❗❗😡😡

Ty anon ♡

controversial thing but I honestly hate anything sexual so when i see those stupid usernames "nghh ~! Scara more please!" i cringe so bad please grow up godddddd . For once can we just love characters without saying how much u wanna fuck their booty?? 🙁❗❗

And hes a puppet , he most likely doesn't feel any sexual attraction or perhaps even romantic.

Still love him though he's so nice , i eat his hat for breakfast

#genshin impact #fanfiction #genshin impact x reader #x reader #genshin impact x female reader #genshin impact x male reader #wanderer fluff #wanderer x reader #wanderer x female reader #wanderer x male reader #answering questions #answered

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Kyotani YN:

Being Seijoh's Manager

and Dating Terushima Yuuji

Terushima Yuuji (featuring Seijoh) x Kyotani YN (fem! Reader)

Warnings: Terushima and Oikawa in the same piece, probably Swearing (its me)

A/N: This is a request from 🦎 anon! This one got long 😅 I have no self control

Terushima is like the Oikawa x Atsumu collab nobody asked for

There I finally got it out 😅

I feel so much better

N E WAYS let's get on with this one

Kyotani YN... God I can already tell I love you

A female versions of THE maddog ✋🏻 say less

Now I feel like you would be alot like your twin brother

Except that perhaps you are better at masking your delebrate hate for Oikawa 😃

Like Maddog always looks grumpy

But 🙌🏻picture this 🙌🏻

You are just as brass and blunt as your brother but not to everyone

Except Oikawa

You hang around with the boys volleyball team alot

Already hate you YN 😑

You grew to love and care for the guys

Except Oikawa

Like Kentaro, you looked up to Iwaizumi

I mean, also maybe but more like probably had a huge crush on Hajime 🥵

I feel like Iwa was that guy alot of people had crushes on but he never dated anyone 😒

Like he's just out here flirting but never dating

Because of Oikawa 🙄

Anyways as well as hanging out with the guys at practice, you sort of became their unofficial Manager

Mostly because you got along with everyone

Except Oikawa

Always a win in the Aoba Johsei book YN 👏🏻

Tournaments were always fun for you because you got to hang out with your brother and the team

Except Oikawa

You also got to meet alot of amazing players from other schools 👀

Like the weirdo duo from Karsuno

Or the big stoic tree man from SHIRATORIZAWA 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

But it wasn't those guys that interested you, oh no no no

You were filling up water bottles

Again with the water bottles 🙄 I know I know

Honestly Seijoh wasn't worried about leaving you alone

Like nobody in their right mind would mess with Kyotani YN 🤣

Good thing Terushima Yuji isn't known for his brains 😃

"Excuse me miss?"- Terushima says

"Yes?"- You say looking at him

You know exactly who he is

I mean people talk... because Oikawa talks... A LOT

And Oikawa definitely knows all the tea about Terushima 👀

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes"- Terushima 😏

You 👉🏻😐🙄 dear God-

You just go back to filling up the water bottles, hoping Romeo will leave

Too bad that's not gonna happen YN 😅

"I'd like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don't let you bring your own snacks"- Terushima 😜

Please he's so proud of those YN give him something

You smile a little trying not to laugh

That little action encourages Terushima

"You are quite annoying you know"- you say, rolling your eyes

"So does that mean I've annoyed you enough to get your number?"- Terushima smirks

"Sure"- you

"Really???"- Terushima 😱

"No 😃"- you say

"You wound me !!"- Terushima says dramtically

He reminds you of someone 🤨

"Yoooohooo YN-chan"- Oikawa screeches from the end of the hallway

Oh yeah 😐

You roll your eyes and walk by Oikawa straight to the real caption

"Hajime, do you need me to do anything else?"- You ask

"YN-CHANN"- Oikawa bellows 😱

"Nah we are good thanks YN"- Iwa says as you smile and wave to your brother and the team

You exit the gym, accidently running straight into a giant yellow wall

"Oh I'm so sorry"- you say, falling back as a hand lands on your waist

"Hey look who is is"- Terushima smirks

You 👉🏻😐🙄 dear God

"Couldn't resist my magnetic pull could you?"- Terushima

"I guess not, I do tend to attractive negative energy"- You

"Why must you be so mean to me!"- Terushima says, hands clenched to his chest

Drama king istg-

You just walk away again, unfortunately this time big bird follows you

"You know I'm not going to leave you alone until you give me your number"- Terushima says

This is when I would punch him YN

Go ahead, nobody is looking 😏

You just roll your eyes and keep walking

And Terushima keeps pace, talking to you the entire time

This is literally an Iwa and Oikawa situation 🤣 you being Iwa and Terushima being Oiks

"You know what, fine I'll give you my number"- you finally relent

Terushima smiles, taking out his phone

"Wait- I'll give you my number and you text me. That way I know your number isn't fake"- Terushima

"Do you get fake numbers alot Romero??"- You smirk

Terushima glares at you as your roll your eyes, taking your phone out to text him

"There"- you say, sending him a text

"Hey thanks! I'll text you this weekend and maybe we can chill?"- Terushima

"Sure"- you say, shrugging

Terushima waves goodbye while reaching into his pocket to check his phone

Unknown number: BTW my name is YN dumbass

"I FORGOT TO ASK HER NAME"- Terushima screams as you giggle to yourself from down the hallway

After the catastrophe that was meeting Terushima, he IMMEDIATELY started texting you

Mans has less chill than I do 🤣

However, I fully believe he's not as annoying over text as he is in person

So he's actually kind of... sweet?

Sure let's go with that 😃

Anyways he manages to persuade you to "hang out" with him

We all know "hang out" means date

Terushima takes you out and you actually have an amazing time

He asks you about your brother and the Seijoh team

"Somethings are best left unsaid Yuji"- YN, quote of the century

I'm not going to go into a ton of detail but after your first date, things started progressing nicely

You actually enjoyed the Oikawa/Atsumu crossover alot 😅

However, all good things must come to an end YN

Per the rules of my headcanons, we must now destroy all happiness we have thus created

You knew it was only a matter of time before someone figured out you were dating Terushima

However what you didn't expect was an entire team intervention 😃

You see, your twin brother was completely on to the fact that you were dating someone

Well he was like 99.9% sure

Because before this, you basically never left the house

And suddenly you were never home??

That's suspicious, that's weird 🤨

But your brother knew if HE confronted you, that he would probably get his ass handed to him on a silver platter

So instead, he asked Yahaba for help

Because Mad dog and Yahaba are bros

So he tells Yahaba about his plight

Unfortunately, Oikawa has the hearing of bat and overhead

"YN-CHAN HAS A BOYFRIEND"- Oikawa 😱

"SHITTYKAWA ISTG-" Iwaizumi 🥰

Kentaro decides to ask the entire team for help

"Why not have Iwa ask her? She loves Iwa"- Makki suggests

"I'm not asking YN anything"- Iwaizumi says

Our biggest support system 🥺

"But what if YN-chan is in danger Iwa-chan!"- Oikawa, whining

Iwaizumi 👉🏻 😐🙄 fine

However, one thing about Iwaizumi is that he has zero chill as well

Seriously Oikawa has wore this man down 👏🏻

So he's going to ask you like right away

Unbeknownst to Seijoh, you were actually on your way to introduce Yuji to the team

No time like the present to change your mind YN 😐

Because secrets like this are best left in the open YN

Too bad your brother and body guards go to Seijoh and you can't have nice things 🙃

Oikawa saw you walking in with Terushima and pretty much announced it to the entire Miyagi prefecture 🙄

Kentaro and Iwaizumi were running 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️ towards you

Terushima was semi hiding behind you

You just stood there, glaring with your arms crossed

Luckily, Kentaro and Iwaizumi saw your stance and stopped short

Kentaro and Iwaizumi are both growling at Terushima 😐

"Will you idiots stop it! Yuji and I are together and istg if ANY of you ruins it, I'll personally make sure you disappear without a trace"- you 😡

On que, someone comes to ruin it 🙃

"YN-CHAN HOW COULD YOU??? FRANTERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!!"- Oikawa cries

Kunimi whips out his phone to live stream Oikawa's impending murder

Kageyama is the first to tune in ✋🏻

"YN why didn't you tell us?"- Mattsun asks

Meanwhile Oikawa is having a legit fit

You 👉🏻😐

"Nevermind"- Mattsun 🙄

"This is so stupid! YN is he treating you well?"- Yahaba says

You nod, till in a stand off with Iwaizumi and Kentaro

Please my money is on you YN 😫

"Ok well then I guess that's it"- Watari says

"I care about YN and I promise I'll do whatever I can to make sure she's safe"- Terushima says

"More like YN will keep you safe"- Makki chuckles

"Well I don't have to like it"- Kentaro growls

"Yeah well you don't like anything. And hey, it could be worse, I could be dating Oikawa"- you say

Iwaizumi and Kentaro 👉🏻😐 you right

Oikawa 👉🏻😱😱😱

After that, the boys respected your relationship

They may not have liked it but again, at least you weren't dating Oikawa YN 🥰

Oikawa rn after all the slander 👇🏻

#haikyuu!! #haikyu! #haikyū!! #haikyu x female reader #haikyu x you #seijoh x reader #seijoh headcanons #seijoh #aoba johsai headcanons #aoba johsai x reader #kyotani kentaro #iwaizumi haijme #oikawa toru #hanamaki takahiro #matsukawa issei #yahaba shigeru #terushima yuuji #hq terushima #hq kyotani #hq seijoh #johzenji #haikyuu terushima #terushima x reader #terushima x female reader #kyotani yn #kyoutani kentarou #terushima headcanons #seijoh oikawa #hq oikawa #hq iwaizumi

[cream-stew]

hello! so this is my first time sending a request so let me just.. unpack..

I've been thinking about sub!amab!Kaeya losing his virginity. reader is gn and afab. you're free to take any liberties w kinks, maybe i can suggest creampie 🧐 but honestly go w anything you think works, I just want to see this concept I have in my head:

Kaeya is the cutest thing. despite the teasing he's obedient and lays on his back on command. he lets his lover ride him and giggles a lot in the process, every new feeling and touch is welcome and though he tries to keep talking (bc istg this man never shuts up) eventually his words turn into moans when he's completely inside—to the point he feels so embarrassed he tries to cover his mouth (don't let him tho he's really pretty like this). he's just very sensitive and and easily overwhelmed w pleasure, yet eager to be praised so he drowsily takes his lover hands into his to press kisses on them as he gets dumb on pleasure <3

(this turned out longer than expected so I'm just hoping i made sense D,:) tysm and have a wonderful day!

🔞 minors dni

warnings: afab reader, virgin kaeya, creampie

// note: yeah anon this was perfect, don't worry about it❤️

you're a little surprised to learn he's still a virgin, mostly because he's a beautiful and charming man, and basically everyone is somewhat attracted to him, but also because he's such a good liar he really had you fooled at first! 

he's eager to kiss down your throat as you sit on his lap, his hands firmly planted on your hips, and he teases you when you grind against his clothed erection. 

he has you all hot and bothered in a matter of minutes, your soaked panties sticking to your pussy while you rut against him, and he keeps murmuring filthy things directly in your ear… until you mention something about him "being so good at this", and he pulls back to muffle a laugh against the back of his hand.

that is when you find out he's a virgin, that he's never done this before and that he was just playing around with things to say without actually knowing if they'd work!

for a moment you think he's pranking you, but you quickly realize he's telling the truth, and you’re not… mad at him or anything! but you kinda want to see his facade crumble, you know?👀 you want to turn him into a whimpering mess as he begs to cum in your pussy!

he seems very willing to let you take the lead, leaning back against the pillows as you push him down, unbuckling his pants to get them out of the way. 

you stand up for a moment, stripping completely and grinning as you take in the way he stares at your tits and licks his lips. you sit back on his lap, taking his cock in both hands and pressing it against your pussy lips, coating it with your copious slick. his moans are delicious, sometimes muffled and sometimes loud, depending if he manages to cover his mouth in time, and you find out you really enjoy teasing him like this! he’s still way too coherent to consider it a successful mission, though, still talking back at you and looking up with an arrogant grin, so you take it as your cue to start pressing his cock inside. just the tip, tho !! you want to make it slow and excruciating for him !!

he stutters as you guide his cock past your entrance, looking dazed as he follows the way it sinks into your pussy. “does it feel good?”, it’s your turn to tease him, grinding your hips down just barely, but he’s still trying to keep his cool.

“yeah, you feel perfect around me”, he grins, though he sounds breathless, and his praises get cut off when you sink more on his cock, taking it about halfway inside.

you give him no respite, then, sitting back on him and taking his cock fully inside, laughing at the way he gasps and grips your hips almost unconsciously. it feels so good to take him to the hilt, your pussy perfectly stretched around his girth, and you think it must feel just as good for him, judging by the way his words stopped making any sense. he’s just babbling and moaning now, his hips bucking up into you, and you take pity on him. you start moving a lil bit, rising on your knees and falling back down after a moment, and honestly you’re just surprised he’s not cumming already, he definitely has more stamina than you thought!

you start riding him, picking up your pace just to hear him moan even more, and you’re quick to swat his hands away when he tries to cover his mouth again. you hold his hands in yours, and he interlocks his fingers with your own, making you smile fondly. he’s so endearing when he’s not pretending that nothing ever fazes him!

you can tell he’s finally getting close to his orgasm, and you ride him even faster, wanting to make it good for him. you let him cum in your pussy, sitting flush to his hips so that you can take it all inside, and the way he brings your hands closer to his mouth, to kiss all over your knuckles, just makes you want to start riding him again !! he can deal with a lil bit of overstimulation even if it’s his first time, right?

#genshin smut #genshin x reader #genshin impact smut #genshin impact x reader #kaeya x reader #kaeya smut

[fanfictiondreamscape]

When You Tower Over Your Boyfriend

Request: Can I please request a imagine with Yuri Plisetsky where he has a girlfriend that is taller than him (put don't tease him about that) and she loves to pamper him?

Title: When You Tower Over Your Boyfriend

Genre: mega fluff. seriously. if your teeth haven't rotted by the end of this, then you're lying

Pairing: Yuri Plisetsky x Fem!Reader

Notes: This is so cute, istg- I'm just imagining Yuri doing things to grab his girl's attention and there's so much room for comedy. I love it! 

(I would also like to mention that this gave me a really well-needed break from homework because it’s kind of overwhelming and this was really sweet-) 

Either way, this is probably gonna come out a little later than I would like it to. I apologize for that, but I hope you enjoy it either way! I tried to incorporate multiple points for comedy to come intact as well as a few in which it could be calmer.

Below the cut!

let’s cover the basics here: 

1. he wouldn’t really care about how tall you are. like at all. 

(at most, it’s an afterthought)

2. even if he did, he finds your height attractive. 

3. that, and the fact that you avoid doing anything that many others have tried to do regarding his height. 

(i imagine you being somewhere between 5′11″ and 6′5″)

(like seriously taller than him) 

yurio knows that he is far from the tallest, he really does

and it doesn’t help being reminded of it by people that tower over him constantly 

the short jokes get overwhelming sometimes, though

(half of the people that crack these jokes don’t make it out without being scared either way-) 

so, while your height won’t matter too much to him, what others view it as might

in fact, i can see him freaking out about small things that he can’t reach

he wants to help you, but he wants to do so by being a little cliche

(mostly due to that being about all he knows about romance and dating, but i digress) 

the roses and candies and fancy dates are typical, but then there’s the domestic stuff

and the romantic idea of reaching above your girlfriend and grabbing something that she’s too short to reach

or even laying your head on theirs

leaning down to give them a forehead kiss....

in this case, he starts cussing like a mad man since he can’t really do that

it is only slightly endearing

(you’ve had to keep him calm on multiple occassions)

it isn’t like these things don’t happen, but the roles are reversed. 

you are the one grabbing the items

you are the one that lays your head on top of his

you are the one that has to lean down to give him a forehead kiss

to the people around you, it’s slightly comical

(and realistically, it appears that way) 

but no matter, you see it as it is: he’s your boyfriend, and you wanna be sweet to him

in fact, your height has become quite the helpful thing on more than one occassion

so, it may be obvious, but you go to every single one of his competitions and most of his practices 

(within reason, of course) 

we saw how he gets when he practices.

we saw how he pushes, and pushes, and pushes, and keeps pushing until he can’t anymore. 

and we also saw how much the people around him either continued to enable him overworking himself or ignored it (almost) completely

and there are the days where he needs a little ego boost

that’s where you come in

your height  is very obvious in the crowds, even through the blinding lights and reflections of ice

you’re the one person that sits as close as you can and still manage to stand up and cheer the loudest for him

(we love a supportive partner!!!) 

you’re also the one to help him when he is sent on errands

but the best thing to come from your height are the cuddles

especially after a long day of skating and working and existing

when he’s dead tired (and frankly unwilling to deal with people), he goes to you

whether you’re at his place or not, he goes to you. 

even if you’re working, can you guess where he’s gonna go? 

your height is probably one of the best things to him, especially during those moments

when you dote on him is when he straight up melts

(it’s even funnier in public) 

one time that he was e c s t a t i c that you were there was right after he broke down on the ice during his free skate program 

he goes through, does everything peachy, then falls

he gets back up, of course, and does the remainder of the program flawlessly

but then he breaks down on the ice

(we all know what i’m talking about)

(i know that’s a fact) 

you want to run to the kiss and cry as soon as you can

you want to cradle him as soon as you can

but he’s stuck on the ice for a while after and you can’t catch him until he’s completely done, gold medal and all

running to reach him, you find him in his costume with the medal draped around his neck

the hug hit him immediately and you started to spew concerns left and right

“what happened out there?”

“are you okay?”

“did you get hurt?”

he was on the verge of tears for the third time that day 

as per usual, your head was resting on top of his 

and even though the public (and other skaters) were able to see everything, he hugged you back

tightly. 

seriously.

(but so were you, so koala hugs were returned with koala hugs) 

“i won the grand prix, (y/n), i won. i won gold.” 

“i know, baby, i saw! i’m so proud of you!”

aaaand cue the tears

yep, the famous ice tiger of russia was seen essentially bawling into his partner’s chest

a few of the skaters found it endearing, and frankly, very cute

but others were so zeroed in on the fact that you were so. much. taller. than him. 

“yurio!”

“who is that? dude, they’re gigantic!”

“are they together? cute.”

yuri was more focused on you and making sure that you were okay after he was done crying.

“is you shirt stained?”

“yeah, but that’s whatever. you won! you’re okay, though? really?” 

the shorter blonde boy wiped the tear tracks away and smiled

an actual smile, too. 

the paparazzi would not get enough of it if they were to have seen it

hell, the skaters did, too

(phichit was taking pictures and victor was crying at the sight of you two) 

(it was on yuuri’s shoulder’s to reel them in) 

(that was a whole other mess)

yuri only broke from the hug when you leaned down to kiss his head

he was blushing

and the people around you both gushed. 

‘aww’ was the most common sound for a good minute or two 

and then yuri was made aware of the people around him

“what are you staring at?!”

you were laughing

yuri looked like a tomato

(and it only got worse when you wrapped your arms around his torso and laid your chin on top of his head) 

(but you knew that)

even redder, he shoos them all away 

but yeah

he loves that things like that are possible

he really wouldn’t care if you were shorter than him or the same height, but the fact that he can rest his head against your chest is extremely comforting. 

there are also some more...impulsive things your height can come in handy for

(read: piggyback rides and lifting him up to reach something when he is adamant that he can get it) 

at your place, the cupboards were higher up for you (and your family) so when yuri would come over to help you when you would be sick, well...

let’s just say that stools would be used until you were a-okay and willing to hold him up to grab the one cup that he knows you love 

or for movie nights!!!

the popcorn just so happens to be on the top shelf, and when he wants to hlep prep everything, you lift him onto your shoulders

(once the movie has been picked out, of course)

and again, when everything is prepped and ready

you haul him up onto his shoulders and encourage him to smack the top of doorways

he has a hold of the popcorn and grabs the doorframe each time

it was really refreshing to see him act his age and be a little immature sometimes

and this was a prime opportunity for it. 

but overall, he wouldn’t mind it much (if at all) 

he sees your height as a good thing, actually

even better seeing as you don’t view him as a ‘pipsqueak’ as some say about him

it works great for the both of you, really

even when you aren’t feeling too hot, the cuddling really helps 

(he even sometimes acts as the big spoon when you need it) 

and the fun stuff that comes from the height difference is all the more better! 

#yurionice #yuri on ice #yuriplisetsky #yuri plisetsky #yoi #yurioniceyuriplisetsky #yuri on ice yuri plisetsky #yoiyuriplisetsky #yoi yuri plisetsky #yurioniceyurio #yuri on ice yurio #yurioplisetsky #yurio plisetsky #yoiyurio #yoi yurio #yurionicexreader #yuri on ice x reader #yoixreader #yoi x reader #yurioniceyurioxreader #yuri on ice yurio x reader #yoiyurioxreader #yoi yurio x reader #yurioniceyuriplisetskyxreader #yuri on ice yuri plisetsky x reader #yuri plisetsky x reader #yuriplisetskyxreader #yurioxreader' #yurio x reader #yoiyuriplisetskyxreader

[thesongmachine]

Yes! It’s open! Sonia, Chiaki, and Izuru with BEN Drowned! Reader, LETS GOOOOOO!

omg stop I literally giggled when I read this!! I love writing these UGHH

Sonia, Chiaki, Izuru x Ben Drowned!Reader

Sonia Nevermind

at first yall probably never interacted

you just didn't like her vibe and thought she was your complete opposite (she sorta is...)

she was really confused by your sadistic nature

she was kinda like

'oh my god... please don't tell me there's two...'

she's referencing you and nagito

she was really fascinated with you though

mainly by your appearance

she's really open to anything though, especially with her large range of interests

she has 100% researched you before-

once you DO start talking she's actually really cool

yk the saying opposites attract?

this applies to your relationship def

at first she does find what you do upsetting

but after a while she doesn't mind as long as it isn't anything TERRIBLE

you two are rlly cute omg 🫶

she asks SO many questions

and you LOVE answering them

Chiaki Nanami

your dynamic was kinda like hers and Nagitos at first

you thought she was SOO annoying

and she thought you were weird and just rude-

but after a while you kinda get used to it

like all the tension just randomly dissappears???

when she had first seen you with her two eyes she was like..

'wait why do they look like [insert video game character]??'

even if you two were still in your 'eww I hate them' phase

please DO expect her to say something about how you remind her of that video game character...

even when you do get together, there will still be some playfully bantering

also PLEASE fuck with Nagito

it brings her so much joy istg

and you gotta make your gf happy

because she hates dislikes nagito, you do too

Izuru Kamukura

in the nicest way possible

this man doesn't care-

like he was SORTA fascinated with your personality

and he was like 'huh you don't see that everyday' when he saw your appearance

before you got together you kinda had to 'prove' yourself to him???

your were like 'no way!! im not doing that'

but you did

seeing you do what your good at makes him smile

but he'd deny that till the day he dies

he sees every talentless person on earth as parasites

he could never say that about you, even if you have no talents he could never say that about the one person he loves

something I see you two doing is taking notes on what the other does to fuck with people

like when he's doing stuff the ult. despair would do you kinda watch

you use some of his methods when you mentally ruin people

he finds you messing with people entertaining

and he finds very FEW things intertaining

so like

you two are a deranged couple together!!!

yay

#x reader #fanfiction #danganronpa #danganronpa x reader #sonia nevermind #sonia nevermind x reader #izuru kamukura #izuru kamakura #izuru kamukura x reader #izuru kamakura x reader #chiaki nanami #chiaki nanami x reader

[embrassemoi]

bruce showing up to the met gala with the same look every year and every fashion “critic” on tiktok getting upset at him over it every year

r/brucewayne

Posted by gothammagazineBOT 2 hours ago

(Article) Bruce Wayne Goes for Black Versace at the 2022 Met Gala

https://www.gothammagazine.com/article/41132/bruce-wayne-goes-for-black-at-2022-met-gala

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♖ BEST COMMENTS ﹀

keemet: I am losing my fucking MIND over this shit. for the love of god does he not have a stylist?

reggiesswimboat: bad outfit so boring but face makes up for it

selighqueeen: his face is slay

catwomansbitch: he looks like he's from a Tim Burton movie wydm

jjkbyt: does he think hes going to his parents funeral again? 

lazpitty: YOOO OUT OF POCKET

rrrobin67: this is funny as fuck but ur an asshole

firepuma_142: istg the bar is in fucking HELL for men -

officalbbcool: Men don’t have to do ANYTHING. He fr makes me so mad like he is FILTHY rich and lit have the best themes ever to dress up in but shows up looking like a fucking emo bitch every year. riddler should’ve gotten him for these choices

orphancrobats: lemme guess, fashion major or chronically online?

minecraftsteve: bruv he’s probably too busy donating to charities and paying for gotham’s health care to find time for an outfit

officalbbcool: why im right? the least he can do is dress OK you only think like that bc he’s attractive

minecraftsteve: do you ever shut up?

#I did this as if it were a reddit thread LMFAO I hope you dont mind #metgala!asks #bruce wayne x reader #bruce wayne #bruce wayne x y/n #bruce wayne x you #bruce wayne fanfiction #the batman x reader #pattinson!batman #robert pattinson batman #battinson x reader

[xamaxenta]

Keep forgetting to ask about it, but this week you've mentioned Marco's phoenix in a very predatory sense. Where the mythical bird is cruel and uses the false flames and gentle, healing aura to trick prey into getting close. Which is a delightful take on what's usually an owo fire bird that sings so beautifully the sun itself fell in love (thus giving the Phoenix the fire that rebirths it, at least according so some versions of the mythos that I personally love, cause in those versions the Phoenix was a very dull looking bird before with only song to compliment it... Which if you know anything about birds says that it was likely a female before--hmmm interesting ideas are interesting)

But anyway! Onto the topic! It made me wonder if, in this context, the Phoenix even has like, a mating drive or if it's all possessive and the mating but comes from the human bits. Which meeeaaaannnss that the Phoenix might just eat some prey by setting itself on fire to consume it completely which, I mean, if you think esoteric sounding sex is cool opens up a whole new world where Ace single handedly satisfies the the hunting drive of the Phoenix and Marco's libido while teasing the hunger part of the Phoenix in a very intriguing cycle.

You tend to view the animalistic phoenix as possessive so a pretty morsel it can play at consuming while uh... Consuming in a much different way, would be very attractive as a potential mate. (Which, I mean, I'm not pretending like I, too, don't find it a very sexy idea)

RIP their bed tho, they might have to take it somewhere less flammable. Maybe on a beach and end up in a smooth glass nest from the heat of the flames. If not straight up in the heart of a forest fire, idk, it's VERY dangerous to be near them if they decided to go at it like this tho.

Lol, Ace asking for wild forest fire phoenix sex by gathering bundles of incense like myrrh and dropping them in Marco's lap with a massive grin. He's such a damn menace istg lmao

Im speechless idk what to say, everyone has such amazing ideas and thoughts about the phoenix and im really happy my posts about it being so much more ferocious and uncanny were so inspiring

This particular part is the part i fuck with the most

Like its really romantic too that Ace does fulfill all of the Phoenixs needs both physically mentally spiritually and stuff because hes fire itself and ive always loved the whole feeding and taking and being greedy during an intimate act like sex and stuff (its the monster fucker in me im sorry)

Needing to connect intimately that isnt so flammable is such a comedic concept too like they had to trial and error and god idk which is more beautiful, Ace laying in a kaleidoscope of beach glass that theyve made together, haloed by shards of light and prisms

Or within the heart of a forest fire wild, beautiful, dangerous and free both options would fully have the Phoenix and Marco committing their heart to Ace 🥰

Ace may be afraid initially but after realising theyre not here to devour him like THAT he opens up more to the phoenix (to its delight)