My English teacher made us pick and read an Ao3 fan-fiction so we would have to do an analysis of the main pairing. I got halfway through reading mine in class and then got bored and decided to scroll through Tumblr instead.
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my 79 year old english teacher just came out to me as bisexual and i am so aghast i can’t tell anyone bc i don’t wanna out him but i NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS
i was talking about dead poets society and walt whitman and then he just says “you know i had a gay lover when i was younger and we drove across europe together on the back of a motorcycle” EXCUSE ME??????????
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I WAS READING MY WTNV BOOK AND MY ENGLISH TEACHERS FACE LIT UP AND SAID "they write books now??" I'M GOING TO GO FUCKING FERAL MY ENGLISH TEACHER LISTENS TO WTNV AND HAS AMAZING TASTE IN BOOKS AND FILMS OH MY GOD?????
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English language's vestigial tail.
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There were zombies at my school and my English teacher threw a kid into a group of them as a sacrifice and I was one of few survivors.
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saw my tc chatting to and high-fiving a girl in my class i’ll never get over it why can’t i make him smile why doesn’t he notice me instead
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