White Collar Incorrect Quotes Generator 4
Neal: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?
Mozzie: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*
Mozzie: I didn’t hear it.
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Mozzie: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
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Peter: We all have our demons.
Peter, grabbing Neal: This one’s mine.
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Neal: Guess what I'm about to get!
Peter: On my nerves.
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Peter: I’ve made a spread sheet of all the crime in Brooklyn.
Peter: There’s so much crime in New York, no one should live here.
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Elizabeth: Are you ready to commit?
Peter: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Elizabeth: Peter, you love me, right?
Peter: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
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Diana: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
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Neal: Mozzie, can I ask you a question?
Mozzie: You just did.
Neal: Okay, can I ask you two questions?
Mozzie: You just did.
Neal, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!
Mozzie: You just did.
Neal: When?!
Mozzie: Just now.
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Alastor: Short demons are without a doubt the least threatening creatures in all of hell. Honestly, what could they do to me? They can’t even reach me.
Lucifer: Say goodbye to your kneecaps motherfucker.
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Sirius, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?
Remus: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?
Sirius: Play along!
Remus: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married
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Natasha: Damn, the power went out.
Y/N: Don’t worry, I got this.
Y/N: [shakes rapidly and starts to light up]
Natasha: What-?
Y/N: I swallowed a glow stick!
Natasha: WHY WOULD YOU—
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Lucifer: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Alastor: Oh, really? You’re an idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Lucifer: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CHARLIE WITH ME!
Charlie, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Raven Cycle Incorrect Quotes Generator #2
Blue, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Blue, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Blue: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
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Gansey: I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Noah, rushing in: Gansey! Ronan tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!
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Blue: I believe in you, Noah!
Noah, to himself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing Blue can think to say to me is that she doesn't doubt my existence.
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Henry: Hopefully Adam has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.
Adam: Oh, shut up and die Henry.
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Adam: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.
Gansey: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.
Adam: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger I couldn’t eat.
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Blue: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Adam: Blue, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Blue: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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Henry: Just be careful, Gansey!
Gansey: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Henry!
Gansey: It's everything around me that's careless.
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Ronan: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Noah.
Noah: Hey, fuck you.
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Angel Dust: Why are boys so hot?
Vaggie: Why are girls so hot?
Husk: Why is everybody so hot?
Alastor: Why is my jambalaya so hot?!
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Pei Ming: So, are there any lucky ladies in your life?
Hua Cheng, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.
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African wild dog (Lycaon pictus) with reduced pattern
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Maul, at 3am, staring at the ceiling: What is love?
Ezra, under his breath: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
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