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White Collar Incorrect Quotes Generator 4
Neal: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up? Mozzie: *remembers dancing to the ringtone* Mozzie: I didn’t hear it. ________ Mozzie: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart. ________ Peter: We all have our demons. Peter, grabbing Neal: This one’s mine. ________ Neal: Guess what I'm about to get! Peter: On my nerves. ________ Peter: I’ve made a spread sheet of all the crime in Brooklyn. Peter: There’s so much crime in New York, no one should live here. ________ Elizabeth: Are you ready to commit? Peter: Like, a crime or a relationship? ________ Elizabeth: Peter, you love me, right? Peter: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like. ________ Diana: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why. ________ Neal: Mozzie, can I ask you a question? Mozzie: You just did. Neal: Okay, can I ask you two questions? Mozzie: You just did. Neal, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?! Mozzie: You just did. Neal: When?! Mozzie: Just now.
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peligrosapop · 2 months
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hanging by a thread
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oracle-fae · 1 year
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nerdasaurus1200 · 3 months
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Alastor: Short demons are without a doubt the least threatening creatures in all of hell. Honestly, what could they do to me? They can’t even reach me.
Lucifer: Say goodbye to your kneecaps motherfucker.
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Dick, at the police station: hi, i'm here for jason.
officer: last name?
Dick : .....ah. you must be new.
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leinterested · 5 months
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Elf girls
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53v3nfrn5 · 10 months
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Animal Crossing: New Leaf (2012)
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theheartofthestar · 1 month
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Sirius, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?
Remus: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?
Sirius: Play along!
Remus: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married
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incorrectquotesmcu · 17 days
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Natasha: Damn, the power went out.
Y/N: Don’t worry, I got this.
Y/N: [shakes rapidly and starts to light up]
Natasha: What-?
Y/N: I swallowed a glow stick!
Natasha: WHY WOULD YOU—
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Lucifer: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Alastor: Oh, really? You’re an idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Lucifer: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CHARLIE WITH ME! Charlie, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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Raven Cycle Incorrect Quotes Generator #2
Blue, tearing up the room: Where are they? Blue, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children? Blue: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing. ______
Gansey: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Noah, rushing in: Gansey! Ronan tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken! ______
Blue: I believe in you, Noah! Noah, to himself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing Blue can think to say to me is that she doesn't doubt my existence. ______
Henry: Hopefully Adam has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings. Adam: Oh, shut up and die Henry. ______
Adam: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times. Gansey: I hope you understand how food poisoning works. Adam: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger I couldn’t eat. ______
Blue: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? Adam: Blue, it's four o'clock in the morning. Blue: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket? ______
Henry: Just be careful, Gansey! Gansey: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Henry! Gansey: It's everything around me that's careless. ______
Ronan: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Noah. Noah: Hey, fuck you.
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chronicbeans · 2 months
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Angel Dust: Why are boys so hot?
Vaggie: Why are girls so hot?
Husk: Why is everybody so hot?
Alastor: Why is my jambalaya so hot?!
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Pei Ming: So, are there any lucky ladies in your life?
Hua Cheng, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.
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fyanimaldiversity · 4 months
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African wild dog (Lycaon pictus) with reduced pattern
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incorrectclonewars · 11 months
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Maul, at 3am, staring at the ceiling: What is love?
Ezra, under his breath: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
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intheholler · 1 year
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every church in the carolinas
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