#and then punch in the face

[batwynn]

Being autistic and having three of my already limited comfort things completely destroyed by people going full shitty racist, misogynistic, and/or transphobic has inflicted some kind of ✨Special✨damage to my brain. 🥲

#autistic experiences #not related to hp books #two YouTube channels I liked to watch that relaxed me #and an author I loved to read and reread went straight into the good ol british lad’s racism and misogyny #a few years ago #and I just #I’m limited with what makes the happy brain juice really fire off bc of depression #and unfortunately autistic brain was like THIS THING THIS THING ONLY THIS THING #and then punch in the face #personal #batwynn talks #anyway not really important just #my anxiety and stuff is really kicked off since #and it sucks #also THEY suck #and that hurts

[whywoulditho]

this is the ONLY damian wayne design i accept by the way. brown skin, a crooked nose, dark green eyes and thick eyebrows. keep that white-washed monstrosity away from me

#'oh but he's only a quarter arab!' i'm only a quarter second away from punching you in the face #damian wayne #batman #robin #DC comics #DC #designs

[squidpedia]

Frisk POV vs. Clover POV

#uty #undertale yellow #undertale yellow clover #uty clover #clover #frisk #utdr #undertale #pedias art #for frisk its horrifying and potentially traumatizing fight again photoshop elditch horror #for clover its FRISK PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE WHILE I POINT AND LAUGH AND CALL HIM STUPID #Clover continues to screw with flowey’s plans and piss him off from beyond the grave (its bestie behavior trust)

[k--o--m--o--r--e--b--i]

studying queer history (i’m watching star trek)

#I think i’m so funny #star trek #spirk #star trek tos #spock #james t kirk #watching this show is like a punch in the face #like you hear abt how this is like the first ‘ship’ #and you go yeah right 🙄 #I bet this show from the 60s is sooo gay #and then BOOM #2nd episode ‘I feel ashamed of our friendship’ #WOW #now that’s television #mine

[taro-wong]

Was halfway through this comic when I realised it would be funnier with Steph, who’s punched BOTH her dads

#you know the kids would be down to punch lex luthor in is face #first time posting a real comic strip! #tell me if theyre too low res and i'll post the individual panels #daddy issues assemble #Tim Drake #conner kent #kon el #robin #red robin #superboy #young justice #yj #Teen Titans #dc #dc comics #comic #batfam #batfamily

[deadsetobsessions]

“DIDJA SEE THAT, DANNY?!” Tim, a scrawny eleven year old now, excitedly smacked Danny’s arm.

“Ow. Yes, yes I did.”

“Oh, gosh, I have to tell Jazz about this!!” The kid waved his arms about wildly, grinning from ear to ear.

“Jaso- I mean, Robin, smiled at me! And said he liked my t-shirt!! Oh my god, he likes literature puns, he even laughed! And then he punched the bad guy in the face! Look! I even saved the tooth!”

“Okayyy, nope!” Danny plucked the tooth and tossed it, ignoring Tim’s betrayed face. “I’ll trade you that for this.”

Danny Held out a piece of paper with Robin’s and Batman’s sigil on it, from when he asked them to sign it after they “saved” the two brothers from the two-bit thugs trying to mug them.

“Oh. My. God. This is like the best day of my life!! I love you, Danny! You’re the best brother ever!! Oh my god! I have to get Nightwing’s signature!!!”

Danny felt a rush of warmth at Tim’s proclamation of affection. Ah, he should probably step in.

“Hey, wait, no, we’re not going to Blüdhaven for you to stalk another vigilante.”

“It’s not just any old vigilante-!” Tim ignored Danny’s dramatic clutching-pearls gesture of mock hurt. “It’s Nightwing. The original Robin! He gave me my first ever hug!”

Danny paused. God dammit.

“…Fine.”

“YESSSSSS!!!!”

——

Danny-

“I’m gonna be Robin whether you want me to or not!”

-is so damn tired.

“Tim. I’m literally a vigilante ghost. What makes you think I’d be stupid enough to argue with a kid who runs around Gotham at night to take pictures of other vigilantes?”

Tim deflated. “Oh. Honestly, I thought you’d put up more of a fight…”

Jazz laughed and ruffled Tim’s hair. “I definitely couldn’t stop Danny when he went out. He trusted me to support him and I trusted him to come to me if he was injured, though. Can you promise me that, Tim?”

“Yeah… okay, Jazz, I promise.” Tim promised, even if he was still pouty.

Danny chimed in.

“Oh, don’t get me wrong, I’m totally worried and I’m gonna hover like a mother hen when you go out, but again, I know how stubborn and crazy we vigilante types have to be.” Danny paused. “Do you want me to put up a token protest?”

Tim nodded, sulking. “Yes, please. I had a speech planned out.”

Jazz and Danny exchanged amused glances.

“Oh, okay, my bad, kiddo. Here, let’s start from the top.”

“Okay. Ahem,” Tim straightened his back, settling into his previous mulish expression once more. “I’m gonna be Robin whether you want me to or not!”

Danny placed an appropriately disapproving frown on his face. “No, you can’t! It’s dangerous! You could get hurt! You’re just a child!”

Tim launched into his speech. “But I can’t stay still and do nothing when people are getting hurt! Even…!”

They were gonna be here for a while. There was definitely something about Batman going on a spiral because Jason wouldn’t be able to walk again after the Joker got to him. Danny wondered if ectoplasm could help. He might offer, if it actually had a change of getting Tim out of the vigilante business.

But that’s for later, because they had time. Jazz was on Spring Break… and they’re still staying here for free, after all of these years.

“So, how are you going to convince Robin to let you be Robin?” Jazz asked Tim.

Tim froze. “I… hadn’t thought of that yet.”

“Well, you could always remind him of the fact that we saved him from the Joker. He seemed pretty ready to leave the Robin mantle, the last time I saw him as Phantom.”

“I don’t want to blackmail him into it!” Tim whined.

“It’ll just be a suggestion, Tim.” Jazz smiled patiently.

“Besides,” Danny continued, smirking mischievously at his adopted little brother. “If you were actually blackmailing him, you’d pull out the photos where he ate dirt.”

“I guess that’s true…” Tim mumbled. “I know! I’ll have to follow them to see how I can best approach him!”

"I think that's called stalking," Jazz deadpanned.

"Well, it's not any worse than what he's already done." Danny shrugged at his older sister. "Sure, kid. Why not? Do whatever you want."

"I was planning to!" Tim bounced off to grab his photography gear. Jazz stared off after him.

"Should we be encouraging that?"

"More like can we actually stop him?" Danny leaned back, lazily completing his GED assignments. Jazz sighed.

"Guess not. Make sure he doesn't get in trouble."

"Do you even know how hard that is, Jazz?" Danny complained, dodging the whack Jazz sent at the back of his head. She smirked at him.

"Womp, womp, Danny. How does karma taste today?"

Danny flipped her off as he put the last punctuation on the paper. He heard a clatter and groaned.

“I’m gonna go watch Tim stalk Batman for the night. Want anything from the store?”

Jazz hummed. “Get me the specialty strawberry ice cream, from that one place?”

“The one that’s definitely a front for Falcone’s money laundering??”

“Yeah. They make good strawberry ice cream.”

“Sure.”

Danny went ghost and flew straight through the walls to catch Tim sneaking out by the scruff of his collar.

“No. Bad Tim.”

“Awww, come on Danny!”

#danny phantom #batman #tim drake #bruce wayne #jason todd #dc x dp #dick grayson #nightwing #bamf danny phantom #dcxdp #dpxdc #Tim is a fanboy above all fanboys #Jason is just straight up not having a good time #baby Jason would totally giggle with a kid and punch a grown man in the face right after #jazz: oh how the tables have tabled #jazz Fenton #Danny Fenton #squatter! danny fenton

[ladysansa]

Mary Oliver, excerpt from “Poem 133: The Summer Day”

#sometimes poetry just comes right up and punches you in the face #this is one of those #mary oliver #the summer day #poetry #words #post*

[nakathemoth]

❀ ✿ ❀

#have I ever posted this aiura #i love this drawing it was supposed to be part of a whole comic but college punched me in the face and i gave up on it #my art #saiki k #fanart #art #saiki kusuo no psi nan #artists on tumblr #illustration #mikoto aiura #gyaru #gal #gyaru fashion

[xxadiaa]

kick names, take ass

#critical role #the mighty nein #beauregard lionett #xxadiaa art #cr #m9 #need her to punch me in the face

[0scinine]

“There is strength there, but with the strength comes pain. Continuous pain.”

It’s difficult for me to put in words how I feel about Ashton. They’re just so fascinating to me

#sometimes I want to hug him sometimes I want to punch him in the face #he need extensive therapy #though I guess all the hells need extensive therapy #critical role #bells hells #ashton greymoore #ashton deserved that kick #cr3

[sunderberry]

and angel was so proud of himself for being able to carry mr-hollow-bones husk over here

based on the hc where husk died from falling, and that's why his demon form is an ironic mix between two animals that should not be taking fall damage

so yeah he's afraid of heights and that's why he doesn't fly

aftermath:

they'll be okay

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #husk #angelhusk #huskerdust #angel dusk you're too tall look at that you scared the kitty #i posted this to my new twitter account since when i checked this morning i was finally unshadowbanned #BUT THEN WHEN I CHECKED AGAIN AFTER I POSTED I WAS REBANNED?? #i'm gonna punch muskrat in the face #i was kinda embarrassed to post this with how heavily headcanon this is but uh.. #fuck cringe #i'm proud of this #also you know in episode 3 where vaggie is throwing the gang into the trenches and husk runs away? #i don't think that was just bc vaggie scared him #i think he was genuinely terrified of being thrown off a high place again #sun art

[astaroth1357]

If MC shouts one of the brothers names' loud enough in the Devildom, they will hear it and run right to them like it's an emergency.

Lucifer and Mammon are the fastest getting there.

Levi and Belphie are the slowest.

Beel and Satan will just cut a straight path to wherever MC is, even if they have to bust through walls and throw people to get there.

And Asmo never shows up alone. He'll always tell whoever he's with that MC needs help so he shows up with up to 10 guys as backup.

#blonde twink in a sweater busts through your living room like the Koolaid man #blink and Mammon's already punching a bystander in the face #asmo shows up with the whole posse and brings the knives #levi and belphie are useless don't bother #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me headcanons #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me shitpost

[cannedpeachlover]

based on my experience of getting kicked out of every casino on the strip while having arcade follow me around like a child forced to watch their parent go bankrupt

#i know his dad died when he was a kid i just didnt feel like rewording this #also was gonna draw my oc but just decided to draw generic courier bc.. idk #feels weird posting so much here i must stay unknowable #but felt like tumblr nv fans might appreciate this #also everytime i lost caps i would punch arcade in the face out of anger #sorry mr gannon #fallout new vegas #courier six #arcade gannon #fnv #my art

[namichanth]

Dc x Dp prompt #11

There's an event where Justice League hero events are held. Danny is the staff member who wears the mascot costume. Taking a picture with the kids and visitors.

Soon there was a robbery. Danny can't leave people in the event to be injured. So he goes fight the robbers in a Justice League mascot costume.

And a video of him fighting in that mascot was post on the internet.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc #imagine he wears Batman mascot and goes fight #or wear Superman mascot and punch the robber face from mascot mouth #lol

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

i know they never met please just hear me out

#ethan winters #leon kennedy #leethan #? #LISTEN #blonde guy (pathetic) #blonde guy (hot) #if leon were there ethan wouldnt have died just saying #leon would have punched chris in the face for being a douche #posted this on twitter #and forgot to draw ethans left butt cheek #and i cant stop laughing #resident evil 8 #re8 #resident evil village #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #leon would hype ethan up so much #my boyfriend makes hilarous jokes laugh at them right now or i will blow up this domcile #leon would tell ethan he is handsome and ethan would fall to his knees crying so hard hes dry heaving #ethan would kiss him on the cheek and leon would punch a wall after leaving and think LETS GOOOOO #lethan

[cringefail-clown]

see my vision

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #bro strider #the signless #the sufferer #ultkri au #kind of #i need everyone to jump on this ship with me right this second #like OFC this piece of human garbage would be the one to make even troll jegus want to punch his face