summary of bts at flying yoga so far:
jin - struggling in tall
jk - behold the human fidget spinner, wait let me turn this into a dangerous stunt, hybe insurance is quaking in their boots
hobi - confused, shook, and terrified, regrets drinking coffee instantly
joon - dark existential ponderings while doing a decent job, ironically the least clumsy
yoongi - babe i can’t do this, help :// proceeds to scream and twist himself into never before seen shapes
jimin - woke up like this
taehyung - all of the above
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Hobi: I don’t know how you do that.
Yoongi: Do what?
Hobi: Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to pee himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.
Yoongi: That’s because you look and sound like the human personification of a warm hug.
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Incorrect BTS Quote #7:
[Jungkook and Jimin giggling]
Namjoon: *enters the room* What are you doing?
Tae: SSH IT'S RINGING!
P.F. Chang's Employee: Good evening! What can I get started for you?
Tae: Yeah, can I get the number for Panda Express?
[Jungkook and Jimin wheezing]
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"umm do u like know the guys at the next table or something–?"
"don't mind them"
the guys at the next table:
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random bio meme. ‼️‼️
minha personalidade é ser engraçado pra esconder a tristeza e o vazio dentro de mim.
So Deus Sabe cono ta A mente do Paiaso ( secsu, pEitos, secsu )
yoongi reagiu com 👍 para a mensagem: é verdade que o capitalismo falha falhou e falhará ?
vivendo em um conto de Falhas
e por você eu largo tudo ( não tenho nada )
indo ali esconder meus sentimentos
E Quem Vai Fazer o Paliaso Rir ?
SmT = sinto muita tristeza e tsão
não to julgando ninguém é apenas autocrítica.
tudo fruto da minha cabeça, favor não copiar.
like or repost, pls. ‹3
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Jimin: Why can’t you see things from my perspective?!
Jungkook: *sits on floor*
Jimin: How dare you-
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