Evelyn the modern day reincarnation of Eve, on her 16th birthday she got… well the word isn't blessed with the ability to summon the 7 great demon lords to aid her. Bad news now is that they're her shitty little dormmates.
Fun character inspired from a dream I had! A mix of ben 10 and what evangelists thought pokemon was. Evelyn was sent to a girl's Catholic school not too long ago and now miixed with her newfound fiends… Sure is going to make an interesting school year! Luci is the pikachu.
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I have a plant. His name is Jim, short for James, short for Gabriel. Sometimes people ask my why I named my plant this. I tell them that it’s because it attracts flies.
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Why does anybody live in Liyue, my god
The place has common droughts, in ancient times then becoming so bad that they started fucking gas lead plagues
For some reason the place was filled with people vying for the Geo Archon role leading to so much fucking fighting
Said fighting lead to literal piles of corpses in the wilderness causing more plagues which necessitated Wangsheng funeral parlor into being
In the middle of all of this, there were normal humans just trying to survive through the war which most likely lasted several generations
Also the fact that a gods death apparently causes massive damage to their surroundings
All the dead gods left their malice to just hang around, and now thousands of years later that shit can still give monsters power ups
Rex Lapis literally had to raise the whole fucking thing out of the ocean, that shit should be Fontaine underwater map 2.0
The Chasm
Just, the gates to the underworld/border that you can just go to if you’re adept enough in dead stuff
No but seriously why were there so many beings in Liyue while Sumeru just went “I don’t want it you have it” “k”, and Mondstadt was the people’s rebellion helped along by Barbatos and the archon role was offer to Andrius but he said no so Barbatos got it, in Inazuma there was also fighting but I remember nothing, and didn’t celestial just give it to Egeria (we know nothing abt Natlan and Snezhnya)
Also the two recent sea monster attacks
Liyue is also the only place where we’ve been warned abt being spied on, and I get it bc money land = business = corrupt business
We did not almost get poisoned tho, that prize goes to Fontaine
The disorganized-organized crime wave of the treasure hoarders literally everywhere
The recently-present day danger of being wiped out by an angry adeptus
The random evil spirits hanging around (Shenhe’s childhood and the fact that being an exorcist is a proper job)
That fish you just ate could’ve been sentient bc animals can gain sentience and becomes adepti
The archon just died/failed a divine trial
(The archon can be literally anyone in the crowd be he apparently just does that)
The danger of some random funeral consultant barging into your restaurant’s kitchen to teach you how to cook properly
Shady ass government (Yelan’s whole role/job)
That one fucking sailor who’s now cheating on 6 different women
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Me as a child: **I know who tempted Adam and Eve to eat the apple**
Me today: **I don't know who the hell tempted them to eat this fucking apple, because once they say that Satan and Lucifer are the same character, and then they say they're not, plus there's Lilith and Samael, so that's even better**
And there's also a snake, but it's hard to tell whether it's one of the entities mentioned or another, because it turns out that it's not, but according to the church's narrative, it is there and you don't understand anything, but it lost its legs or something, so yes, I guess the snake was like a lizard or something (I don't understand anything)
I don't know anymore, once again there is the narrative that Lucifer is the ruler of hell, and then that Beelzebub and you don't understand anything anymore
So for the life of me I don't know who is who and who is to blame, because all this makes no sense, probably someone else tempted me to eat this fruit (Because it wasn't actually an apple, but a red fruit, but apple has become popular in pop culture, so that's great ) and this amount of contradictory information causes cognitive dissonance, especially if you plan to put characters from the Bible's lore in your universe, because it looks more like an argument about who is guilty, and there is no information that confirms anyone's guilt, so you start to wonder if God didn't create himself in a different form, to test the faithfulness of Adam and Eve (Which, contrary to appearances, is not stupid, there was already a situation where he "Tested" someone else's loyalty), or he didn't choose this form, so that then people thought that one of these characters was guilty (Because God must be pure in their eyes or something)
Yes, I'm an agnostic, but I'm interested in the lore of the Bible, mainly demons, because it's interesting and that's all, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm lost in all this
Seriously, demons from the lore of the Bible and Slavic mythology are interesting, so it's not surprising that I'm interested in them
Hell, even Asian demons (Japanese or Chinese, I don't know what the mythology of Koreans and Indian people is like) are interesting because of many interesting features (I just love them)
But yes, I don't know who tempted me to eat the fruit and it's all such a mess
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