#but jack manifold is carrying right now and good for him

[manifold-updates]

Jack is in Billzo’s tiktok!

Long video ID under cut!

[VIDEO ID]

A video of Billzo, Ranboo and Jack Manifold, dressed as Batman, the Riddler and the Joker respectively, talking to each other.

Each time one of them talks the camera switches to show their face, for ease of reading, I shall not be typing out when this happens.

Billzo: And then I said ‘I’m vengeance’!

Ranboo: Ha ha ha!

Jack: Ah ha ha ha ha!

Billzo: Joker, I’ve been meaning to talk to you though buddy.

Jack: What? Why? Why? Why?

The camera switches to show Ranboo looking back and forth presumably from Jack to Billzo.

Billzo: Ah, I don’t- me and Riddler have been like doing a lot of crime together recently and-

Jack: You’ve been doing- wait, you don’t do crime, that’s not- that’s not your thing.

Billzo: Well no like, I’ve been like stopping him and he’s like-

(Overlapping)

Billzo: -you know.

Jack: Right well, um-

Ranboo: From doing the crime.

(Back to normal)

Jack: That’s what we do, I mean that’s, that’s the thing we do-

Camera switches to Billzo, who pulls a face as Jack continues.

Jack:-we, you stop me doing crime.

Billzo: Uh, and I- and I feel like I should of told you this sooner, I just don’t, I don’t feel like it’s- it’s something I wanna carry on doing.

Jack: With me- (muttering) -but like who’s gonna stop me- I mean I’m just gonna do crime then, I’m just gonna do crime-

(Overlapping)

Jack: -and kill people and ruin the streets.

Billzo: I don’t- I think, I think-

Ranboo: I don’t think he’s gonna stop you anymore.

(Back to normal)

Jack: Yeah, but I’m gonna ruin the streets, the streets are gonna be ruined by me, I’m gonna-

(Overlapping)

Jack: -joker guess, everyone’s gonna be laughing, it’s gonna be ha ha ha ha.

Billzo: I- it’s- uh-

Ranboo: Yeah, I mean like, what are you really gonna ruin?

(Back to normal)

Billzo: It’s not gonna- nothing’s getting ruined.

Jack: No one else has this laugh- ha ha ha, no one else has that!

Billzo: I don’t- no, you-

Ranboo: For good reason though.

Billzo: Re- he does a really good ‘say Maria’, like- like, do it for them?

Ranboo (singing): Ave Mari- (talking) -like you can’t hit that note.

Jack: Ha ha!

Ranboo: No, see you can’t hit that-

Jack: I can, ha-

Ranboo: No.

Jack: Ha. Ha ha.

Billzo: Like ‘I’m vengeance’, you know what I mean?

Ranboo: Yeah.

Billzo: I think- I think Robin’s gonna be like, tryna look after you now, I just-

Jack: But, he’s a- like a- he’s a boy?

Billzo: No, he’s a child, he is literally a child.

Jack: Yeah, but a child can’t stop me doing the crimes I do.

Billzo: A child’s pick- no, he will though, that’s the thing, that’s his job.

Jack: I’m gonna kill people.

Billzo: I- but I don’t care, like you-

Ranboo: Yeah, because I’m making cool ass puzzles.

Billzo: Yes! That’s a hobby.

Joker: But I’m literally making people smile and laugh and- and chuckle at my amazing jokes.

Billzo: That’s not original anymore, that’s not-

Jack: I’ve got great jokes, listen-

Ranboo: I’m making cool puzzles!

Jack: Wh- why did the Batman cross the road?

Billzo: I- why?

Jack: Ha ha!

(Overlapping)

Billzo: You don’t- see that’s what you do, you don’t even have good jokes anymore you just keep laughing at me.

Ranboo: That’s so- so- that’s just not good, that’s just not good.

(Back to normal)

Jack: Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

Billzo: While he gives me like quizzes and puzzles to do.

Ranboo: Yeah, I make- I make cool puzzles, right? Like-

Billzo: Co- cool puzzles, and I- you know it’s a real brain teaser, and then- and then when it’s you I just sit there and I go ‘well he’s clearly fucking murdered somebody’.

Jack: Ha ha

(Overlapping)

Jack: It’s funny, ha ha!

Ranboo: (indecipherable) -it’s kinda lame.

(Back to normal)

Billzo: It’s lame! It’s lame.

Ranboo: I made a guy’s face disappear with rats.

Billzo: Rats! Are you joking?

The camera switches to Jack’s face to show him grimacing.

Ranboo: Literal rats.

Jack: Ugh, that’s terrible, that’s- ugh.

Ranboo: Yeah.

Billzo: It’s interesting, it’s- it’s fun, you know, it keeps me on my toes.

Jack: I just shoot people, you know, just shoot people.

Billzo: What? But, yeah-

Jack: I’m now feeling a little bit under appreciated, I feel like I do, you know, many bad things.

Billzo: I think you should go.

Ranboo: I think you should go.

Jack walks off and Ranboo and Billzo turn to each other.

Billzo: You wanna go Wendy’s?

Ranboo: Yeah.

Billzo laughs.

[END ID]

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[wdoodles-with-wren]

“Hatred and love are two sides of the same coin”

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There’s something poetic about Jack being the one to be the barer of the news, something poetic about Jack Manifold, who dragged himself out of hell, standing in the rain and telling others about the death of his arch nemesis.

#dream smp #dsmp #march 1st spoilers #jack manifold #got emotions about his stream mans was carrying the emotional lore today #can't wait for everyone else to wreak me over the next few days #but jack manifold is carrying right now and good for him

[dreamcatcherrs]

can u do streamers with a plus size reader? ty i love ur fics ♡

+ reminder! every body type is beautiful in its own way, and I’m sure that all of the mcyts would want to date a person of any size! hope you enjoy<3

++ I also added a couple of insecurities that are common for a lot of people cause I felt like it ^-^

dating a plus size reader; mcyt x reader

dream:

dream is an absolute softie for you

he will literally carry you anywhere you go

even if you insist for him not to

he just lifts you up into his arms and runs off with you

as I’ve mentioned before, he loves squishy places of the body

especially the booty ;)

so expect a lot of grabbing whenever he’s near you (with your consent, of course)

always tells you how amazing you look

even if you’re only wearing sweatpants and a basic tee and feel like absolute shit

and he would definitely have you pose for pictures of his merch

georgenotfound:

he loves resting his head on you

uses your chest as his personal pillow

he thinks it’s absolutely crazy how you’re able to make every outfit look good

like, you could wear a plastic bag and still look like a model to him

you two go out to eat fast food at the most random times

some days midnight, some days at 5am

admires your confidence

sapnap:

THIGHS THIGHS THIGHS

he loves your thighs sooo much and always has his hands (or eyes) on them

he almost holds your thigh more than your hand

and he just thinks you’re so gorgeous and can’t believe he can call you his

but when he finds out you don’t think so, his mind is blown

like... what?

are you blind????

he tells you how “you’re so fucking hot” every day until you start thinking so yourself

badboyhalo:

loves baking cakes with you

and makes sure you’re always well fed

he absolutely adores your stretch marks!

he loves just tracing his fingers over the lines

following them around with his fingertips

and gets very focused about it to a point where he stops listening to you talk

he makes sure you never feel down about something as natural as stretch marks

and makes sure to kiss every place you're insecure about

technoblade:

techno literally doesn't care what you look like

he only cares if you're happy, cause he really hates seeing you sad

especially when he can't do anything about it

so when he catches you one day looking at yourself in the mirror with a look of disgust 

his heart crumbles in his chest

sits you down to talk about it

and gets more touchy afterwards along with spurring out compliments more often

wilbur soot:

wilby is also a big sucker for thighs

he’s not super grabby, but he gets his point across;

that he absolutely loves every part of your body

to be honest, like techno, I see wilbur as someone who literally does not care what you look like

if he likes you, he’ll love the way you look either way

he is very appreciative of soft, fleshy parts of your body

that he can just cling onto when he wants

jschlatt:

fuck, does schlatt love to have you on his lap

like he might not come across as someone who’s cuddly

but I’m telling you

he is super cuddly

he just wants someone to hold and to be held by

he needs that physical touch and he just can't seem to keep his hands off of you

he’ll tell you “you look so stupid right now”, laugh, and then give you a big ol’ bear hug

jokes aside, he makes sure you know just how dizzyingly beautiful you look 24/7

corpse husband:

fishnets, legs, fishnets, legs

even if you don't like wearing fishnets, he’s just all; legs, grab, thighs, squish

no but seriously he loves your legs so much

they just catch his attention and immediately make him go soft

without you doing anything you’ll just hear him giggle at you

and then realise he’d been looking at you for a hot minute, just taking in how absolutely stunning you look

and he doesn't fail to let you know that :)

karl jacobs:

like wilbur, I think he just genuinely doesn't care and loves you regardless of what you look like

we all know that karl’s way of showing affection is through touch

so he loves cuddling up to you

using your chest as a pillow and engulfing you in his arms

and he’ll be whining within a second if you even a much as try to move away from him

something he doesn't realise he does, but you do, is that he will just randomly hold on tight to a certain part of your body

even if you're just talking

his hands will be on you without him even noticing

and it’s really cute

skeppy:

I’ve mentioned this before, but I think that skeppy really likes the way skirts look on you

or tight-fitting jeans

anything that compliments your body, really

though he does like the way you look without any clothes on

anyways, he fucking loves your body so much

and any person who thinks differently is not his friend

he’s always hugging you

or brushing his knuckles over your arms lovingly

small touches are his forté

fundy:

he can never seem to keep his eyes off of you

no matter how hard he tries, you’re just too gorgeous

isn’t the touchiest of the boys, but when he’s in the need for some physical touch, he’s very obvious about it

will start off by holding your hand

and then maybe move onto hugging you from behind

comes off pretty clingy once he needs that love and affection

he just loves touching you; maybe cause your skin is soft? he’ll never tell you (it’s his little secret)

quackity:

MMMME GUSTAAA

he looooooves loves loves  how, and I quote, “thicc you are”

and he gets so clingy, too

makes grabby hands at you if he needs to to catch your attention

and definitely, without a doubt, uses your chest as his personal pillow

he’s also a squisher

your thigh’s kinda become his little stress toy

alex will fully commit to being a complete simp for you - he does not care at this point

can get blushy sometimes when he catches himself looking at you for too long

punz:

if you thought that sapnap would be wild when it comes to thighs, let me introduce you to this man

luke is a massive sucker for some thick thighs

and don't even get me started on the flesh on your hips

he lowkey has an addiction to constantly keeping his hands on there, but it’s not like you mind

it’s like his hands are glued onto you sometimes

holding on tightly or gently, doesn't matter

and sometimes he’ll even get lost in the way his fingers dig into your skin

can't fathom the fact that you're all his

awesamdude:

sam is literally the cutest🥺

gives you compliments all the time

and literally always has a hand on you to gently caress your skin

and he is always gentle with his touches

and I mean always

drawing circles onto your back or arm using his thumb

placing small kisses on your temple

he always posts pictures of you on his instagram and twitter

has like one or two pictures of himself, and the rest are of you :]

slimecicle:

literally smothers you with love and affection

he loves the little dents in your thighs from cellulite

finds it sooo attractive

loves to trace his fingers over the dents

notices immediately if there are changes in your eating habits

and will confront you the second he notices cause he can't bare the thought of you eating less than usual

makes sure it never happens again

eret:

they have a special seat for you right on his lap

if you were comfortable with it she’d love for you to sit with them in his streams

SHOWERS you with compliments

constantly

and leaves trails of kisses everywhere

even if you whine about it being too much or distracting you

he ignores it and continues

can't believe she’s ended up with such a god/dess as you

jack manifold:

jack was completely shocked when he found out you were insecure about your body

what was there to be insecure about?

to his eyes you were completely perfect, and he just couldn’t understand how… you couldn’t see that?

makes sure you now how absolutely stunning you are

can't help but to show you off to everyone (he is a leo after all)

and also let’s his hands roam all over you - with your consent, of course!

adores you so much

tommy:

tommy had seriously never thought of it before you’d said that you didn’t want a piece of cake after he asked

and he goes; why?????

and you’re like; I shouldn't eat it

and he’s even more ???

doesn't know what why or when you decided you “shouldn't” do something as normal as eating

it’s so very obvious how soft he is for you when it’s just the two of you

and even succumbs to his soft side in front of others if he gets too caught up in your beauty

tubbo:

tubbo just… doesn't care

like, at all

but of course he notices the absolute beauty of you, and will simp for you

doesn't shower you with compliments, but gives subtle signs

a common one is squeezing your hand

or calling you cute or adorable

brushing a strand of hair out of your face

simplicity is his thing

ranboo:

lots of hugsss

unintentionally squeezes too hard so you have to tap his shoulder 

and he just giggles

he likes resting his head on practically any part of your body

cause you're so comfy

wants to constantly fondle you in his arms

he’s become so used to clinging to you, it’s just by instinct at this point

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[strawberiitea]

So me and the homies (@morning-glory215 and @mcmoth) were vibing in our discord and Eshi asked for drawing ideas and

My adhd ass fucking FIXATED

So here's the worlds best fucking concept, brought to you by your friendly neighbourhood tommy apologists :]

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Oh yeah. We're doing bullet format. It's the real deal here.

Keep in mind this is. Before the 6th lmfao

Before tommy's exile entirely actually.

In the small little moment of. Quiet they had.

Anyways so imagine it's L'manburg's anniversary or something right

Tubbo, Tommy and Ranboo all decide to do something special for it

Ranboo suggests a festival, immediately gets panicked "NONONONONONONO"'s

"We should open a strip club"

"Tommy, we are not opening a strip club."

"It would be funny though."

They settled on a play where they would act out the history of L'manburg, since Ranboo is unware of it's history

Tommy : why don't we do a play?

Tubbo : like a middleschool play?

Tommy : yeah! Of L'manburg's history! Since Ranboo doesnt know much about it.

Ranboo : oh :O?

Tommy : me and wil did it all the time as kids! We'd do these little shows for phil-

Tommy : and we'd act it out on a stage with costumes and props and music and-

So they get ye old play prepped

Tubbo builds the stage out of spruce slabs, logs, fences, and sheer fucking will power

Tommy writes the entire script for the play on his own

He gets SO fucking into it. It's detailed as SHIT his theatre kid ass went OFF

I hc c!Tommy with adhd and let me tell you he violently hyperfixated on that script

Mother fucker deadass stayed up several nights perfecting the script

Tommy, with bags under his eyes : [slams a stack of papers onto the table] i finished act 1

Ranboo : oh c- act 1?

Tommy, yawning : yeah. 2 more to go.

Ranboo :

Ranboo : tommy when was the last time you slept

Tommy : uhh... Tuesday?

Ranboo :

Ranboo : Tommy it's Monday.

Ghostbur catches wind of the project and he helps with the props, special effects, and music (he uses noteblocks :])

Ghostbur and Tommy mostly worked on the stage together

They had a little too much fun

A little too much childhood nostalgia

Ranboo and Tubbo made costumes out of cardboard boxes

The original plan was for the three of them to fill in all the roles (Three man show!!!) But they really needed more roles. And help in general lets be real.

So they get in contact with Eret

Eret offers to help with the stage

Their dramatic ass ends up revamping the whole fucking thing

Eret : yeah so i added a little touches to the stage :D

Eret : *reveals a whole newly built stage with working curtains, lights, special effects, and hand painted scenery* now I know its not much,

Philza 100% built it with him

He wasn't even asked for help he just saw Eret building it and decided to just throw himself in

Tubbo and Sam wired the lights with redstone

Tommy's a bit saddened by his set with ghostbur being discarded, but he doesn't tell anyone

Eret contacted Niki, and she made hand sewn costumes from fucking scratch

They're such high quality you can't even tell they're costumes

Eret helps Ghosbur with the music more, causing them to accidentally compose an entire ost with 12 different melodies and vibes for each stage of the revolution. Oops.

Tommy finds out, proceeds to name demand to name each melody

To everyone's surpise the names are actually good

Tommy, Ghostbur and Eret singlehandedly turn the play into a fucking musical

SO THE ROLES

Since they were lacking people, they got in touch with Fundy and Jack Manifold

Eret, Niki and Ghostbur all offered to help fill in the remaining roles

Tommy and Tubbo acted as themselves

Tommy insisted on taking Wilbur's role aswell

He just carries a beanie with him and has to constantly run across the stage while hastily putting it on and taking it off, but he fucking insists

For no apparent reason at all, Fundy and Eret switched places and acted as eachother's roles

Ghostbur took on Dream's role, Niki took on Sapnap's role, Jack Manifold took on Punz's role, and Friend was George

Ranboo was the narrator

Everyone was dicking around and very light hearted with their acting

They sat there fucking reading their lines from their palms trying not to laugh

But Tommy? He took it dead serious.

Mother fucker was acting his heart out

Tommy just goes around yelling at everyone to memorise their lines

Tommy : LEARN YOUR FUCKING LINES

Tubbo : PISS OFF

Tommy : L I N E S

Just imagine the contrast of everyone else joke acting while Tommy refuses to break character

The scene with the camarvan has a very close replica to the van itself

Hot dog and all

Lmfao so the flaming hot dog recreation set the stage on fucking fire

So that was something they needed to replace :]]]

I want you to sit down

And I want you to imagine all the solo Wilbur and Tommy scenes

Yeah that's all Tommy running backwards and forwards across the stage taking a fucking beanie on and off

Tommy, standing solemny : Wilbur. I must duel now, to the death. For freedom.

Tommy, suddenly spinning around, quickly pulling a beanie out of pocket and putting it on : No, Tommy! What about your safety! Oh, but I care about you so much more, Tommy, you're so important to me 🥺

Tommy, spinning around again, now with messed up hair and trying to not cry about his own fucking reassurances : Oh no, wilbur... Oh no. I must- I must do this,,,

Tubbo watching from the sidelines, not getting why he couldn't just play wilbur : why are you like this

And SOMEHOW it was COMPELLING acting

THIS MOTHER FUCKER KEPT RUNNING ACROSS THE ROOM AND HIS ROLEPLAYING WAS STILL WAS GOOD THATS HOW GOOD HE IS

Jack Manifold gets no lines as Punz

Niki was insulted by Sapnap, saying she wasn't accurate enough with his role

This led her to ACTUALLY burn down part of the fucking set with flint and steel

Ghostbur as Dream. That's it. That's all you need.

Ghostbur : we- Wait. What am I saying?

Ranboo, whispering : we are at war

Ghostbur, in his sweet crackle voice : oh... we uh. We are at war! So, if you would like to surrender, uh... please do?

That whole scene where Dream tells George how he'll become a king but take in the fact that Ghostbur is Dream and Friend is George

The final control room scene is fucking hilarious mind you

You got Fundy as Eret, Eret as Fundy, Tommy as himself AND Wilbur, Tubbo, AND Ranboo as a narrator

Ranboo, dramatically doing a narration off screen : and they said, with confidence -

Tommy, as Wilbur : OI, THERE IS A TRAITOR IN OUR MIDST

Ranboo, narrator voice : but alas, there was a traitor in their midst

Fundy, as Eret : I'M A TRAITOR, BITCH

I havent even got to Ranboo being a narrator but this man is the true star of the fucking show

Tubbo constantly tells Tommy he can call in an extra person for Wilbur and he just REFUSES

Tommy, doing the duel scene : ah fuck the countdown

Tubbo : Tommy I could fill i‐

Tommy : ABSOLUTELY NOT

At one point Tommy gets frustrated that everyone isnt taking anything too seriously and how it didnt align with his expectations and that it wasnt perfect

No shut up im not projecting wdym

L'manburg means the fucking world to him, of course he wants the history to be portrayed right

So Tommy just decides "fuck it" and takes every role himself

Only like. Ghostbur remains.

Tommy : Y'KNOW WHAT. FUCK YOU ALL. YOU'RE FIRED.

Tommy : ME AND GHOSTBUR ARE DOING THE PLAY NOW >:(

Tubbo : tommy how the fu-

Tommy : WE WATCHED HAMILTON ON LOOP EVERYNIGHT SINCE I WAS 5 DO NOT TEST ME

On the day of the play, it's actually fucking good????

It was terrifying and impressive at the same time

Quackity is brought to tears

Phil is aggressively clapping

Sapnap angrily throws flowers onto the stage

Dream probably slow claps from the fucking shadows

Everyone is moved

And no one knows how

There's this final end scene where they do a cover of the L'manburg anthem, composed by Ghostbur and Eret, sung by the 5 original L'manburgian's

Tommy didn't cry. He definitely didn't cry. What are you talking about

Also the scene contains the old set pieces

Yeah, no, Tommy burst into tears

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[dmwrites]

Bedraggled and smelling of smoke constantly. That’s how Techno would describe the man at his door. The man he was currently watching stumble back and fourth across the decks of his and Phil’s houses. The man had a bottle of something in one hand, something that sloshed out occasionally and splattered all over the nice wood decking. Phil wouldn’t like that.

The door of Phil’s house creaked open, and the man himself emerged, bow and arrow trained on the guy. Phil saw Techno standing at his own door and raised an eyebrow. Techno shrugged. Phil raised the bow back into position and aimed. The man didn’t seem to notice either of them. Too much staggering. Probably drunk.

Techno made a wager with himself that if the arrow missed, he’d bring the dude in. If it hit, well, eh, he probably had it coming. Phil moved the bow with the man, then fired. It missed, narrowly, and stuck into the siding of Techno’s house. It did, however, get the man’s attention.

“Holy fucking shit! The fuck was that for, huh? Bitch?” The man swayed towards Phil, but Techno stepped outside and grabbed him under the arms and picked him up.

“L dance, old man, you missed, he lived.

I’m taking him inside.” Techno snorted with laughter.

“Oh fuck off, Techno.” Phil replied in good nature. “You want to nurse some drunk back to health? Have fun with that, and don’t come crying to me when he throws up on your couch.” With a cackle, Phil shut his door again.

Techno chuckled and carried the man inside and placed him down on the couch. “Don’t listen to Phil, he’s a grumpy old man. Don’t throw up on my couch though. Or I will have to finish what Phil started.”

“Fuckin- Technoblade?” The man stood up, wobbling, and now that they were inside, Techno could smell the stale alcohol and general grime the man reeked of. He was holding a dirty knife, and it was pointed right at Techno’s stomach.

“Yup, that’s me. And I’m guessing you’re new around here, because most people know better then to threaten me with a dirty toothpick.” Techno said, plucking the knife out of his hand and tossing it into the sink.

“New? You motherfucker, I’ve been around longer then you’ve been here! I’m fucking Jack Manifold!”

“Jack Manifold… Jack Manifold…” Techno clicked his tongue and squinted his eyes, thinking. “Oh my god, yeah! The bald dude! Didn’t I kill you one time? LMAO.” Techno looked him up and down. “You’ve looked better.”

Jack’s eyes narrowed. “You fucker.”

“Well, no matter what I am or what I do, I can’t have you stinking up my house. Bath time.” Techno picked the man up again and brought him to a small tub. “Here. Water. Soap. Don’t try to drown yourself because I will know and will stop you. There’s some clean clothes on that stool there.”

Jack muttered some curses under his breath, but Techno ignored him and closed the door. He sat down in the living room, picked up a book, and started to read. There was more muttering, then silence, then, after a long while, a deep sigh and water splashing. More muttering. Techno chuckled.

Eventually, the door opened. Techno looked over the top of his book at the man, and snorted. He was wearing some of Techno’s old clothes, and it looked like someone had thrown his clothes on a broom handle or something. Some soft brown pants with patches all over them and a thermal shirt, all bunched together in the middle with some rope.

“Happy?” Jack raised his arms in defeat.

“Not until I don’t have to talk to you anymore. You need to sleep off the booze, man.” Techno stood up and offered the couch to Jack. Jack stumbled over and sat down. Techno moved to his armchair and opened the book again.

“Are you gonna fucking watch me sleep or something, bitch?” Even after a bath, Jack was still full of bristling anger.

“Please, Bitch was my fathers name, call me Techno.” Techno said deadpan. “And yes, because I don’t want you choking on your own vomit in your sleep or something. Having a dead body in my house is bad mojo.”

“And that’s all I am to you, huh? Just a person whose death you don’t want to deal with?”

Techno raised an eyebrow at him. “Care to elaborate? Or are you just too drunk to make sense.”

Jack put the heels of his hands to his head, pressing hard. “You fuck- you killed me! I died, I crawled out of hell, and no one cared! No one! I remember, although you clearly don’t, how you laughed so fucking hard because you killed me for no good reason! Fuck you! Fuck you!”

Techno snorted and put down the book. “Well, I’m sure whatever reason I had was a good one.” Techno said, and he grabbed a blanket and lay it over Jack’s bristling form. “Go to sleep, Jack. I’ll wash your knife, and you can threaten me all you want in the morning, if it makes you feel better. It’s whatever.”

Jack looked at him as Techno settled back down in the chair. “You’re not even going to say sorry.” It wasn’t a question.

Techno ruffled the pages of his book and began to read again. He read until Jack lay down, and his fake snoring became real. Then he got up, and, true to his word, washed the knife. It wasn’t much of a knife, but, Techno thought, if it’s all Jack has in the world, it should at least be clean.

#April 15 2022 #fic #dsmp #technoblade #jack manifold #long post #tried super hard to make techno as much as an asshole as possible #bc let’s be real that’s how he be sometimes

[yourlmanburg]

benchsquad meetup // benchtrio (& others) + reader

i know nothing about london zoo

word count: 1,485

(this hasn't been proofread or anything pls forgive how bad it is smh)

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You hadn’t felt excitement like this since you received your invite to the Dream SMP, barely containing your smile as you sat on the train on your way to spend the day with your three best friends. You’d known Ranboo, Tubbo and Tommy for a good few months now after you met them through the server, and your friendship quickly solidified and morphed into an iconic group known as the “Bench Squad”, and today was the day you’d finally be meeting them in person.

It’d been agreed that you’d meet in London, film a Tom Simons vlog, and then meet up with Wilbur, Philza, Jack and Niki to film another vlog for your own channel before spending a few nights at Tubbo’s house. You had a busy few days ahead of you filled with recording and streaming but you couldn’t care less; you knew these were about to be the best days of your life. You passed the time with your airpods in your ears with your guys’ collab Spotify playlist blasting through your ears and catching up on missed vods and YouTube videos, when eventually the train came to a halt at your stop.

This was it. You were about to meet the people who meant the most to you.

You pulled out your bags as quickly as you could, not wasting a single second that could instead be spent with them. Shoving through the congregation of people and stopping one or twice to greet fans who recognised you, you made your way over to a less crowded area of the train station to shoot Ranboo a quick “where are you?” text. It took a few anxious minutes for him to reply, but once he did there was nothing stopping you from practically running to where they waited.

And there they were. You could see them not too far away now, two tall figures and a slightly smaller one stood in a row, looking around as if they were waiting for someone. It was then that you were struck with an idea, what if you just…

You snuck round to the other side of where they stood, making an effort not to be seen. You crouched down a little and creeped towards them, praying none of them turned round.

“BOO!” you shouted, successfully scaring the three of them and even a few poor strangers around you. With a smile you jumped straight into Ranboo’s arms, and you held each other tightly as the four of you grinned like children on Christmas day.

“Y/n!” Tommy and Tubbo exclaimed in unison, while Ranboo simply commented on the pun you accidentally made. You chuckled as you pulled away, wiping the tears from your eyes and readjusting your bags. This is the moment you’d been waiting for for so many months now.

“How was the journey?” Tommy asked after you’d greeted them properly and had begun to make your way out of the train station and to the location of where the vlog was going to be filmed.

“Wasn’t too bad, it was a bit scary doing it on my own and it took way too long but it could’ve been worse, I guess.” you replied, the smile seemingly glued to your face. “Where are we going again?”

“This way,” Tommy led you through many busy roads and you really wished you had somewhere to put your bags, which is why you were grateful when Ranboo offered to carry one of them for you. You thanked him profusely, rubbing your sore shoulder from where the heaviest bag had been resting. It took a while to get there so Tommy decided to film the vlog intro while you were all walking, though soon enough you found yourselves standing outside the great entrance to London Zoo.

“Here we are,” Tommy said as he held his phone up to the sign, clearly out of breath from all the walking, “We’re at the zoo!” he showed you and the other two on camera and you all waved, just as worn out as he was.

You went in and got all the registration sorted, and now you were free to do as you pleased! As you walked into the main area the gorilla enclosure immediately caught your eyes and you ran to see them, Tubbo in tow. Tommy started complaining to the camera as he caught up to you and Ranboo simply laughed, standing back and watching the “argument” you two were putting on for content.

The four of you walked around the zoo for a while, filming the majority of it and laughing and joking around with each other. You were having the time of your life, and it was far from over; you couldn’t wait to meet the others.

“Hold on a minute…” you interrupted Tommy filming Tubbo trying to get an Alpaca’s attention as a certain species caught your eye, and being close to the one and only Wilbur Soot made it impossible to miss. “Are they anteaters?”

“Thank God Wilbur’s not here, huh!” Ranboo chimed in, walking over and standing beside you. This still didn’t feel real.

“Can we go and see them?” Tubbo asked, but there was hardly a chance of anyone saying no. So now you were on FaceTime with Wilbur (who was already with Niki) as he gushed about how much he hated those damn creatures, pulling up the infamous list. None of you could stop laughing rather loudly and you certainly got many dirty looks, but you didn’t care.

The aquarium was quite something, too. One of the staff members got particularly mad at Tommy for tapping on the glass and shouting at the fish while you recorded him for a bit, which was definitely a sight to see. Needless to say, you rushed right past that woman the next time you guys saw her.

You saw so many incredible animals and had so many laughs with your friends, and you didn’t leave until late afternoon. It didn’t really matter though, there wasn’t much planned for your vlog. You guys made your way out of the exit and caught a taxi to take you to another place, wrapping up Tommy’s filming there. You admittedly almost fell asleep, but the calm conversation you were having with Tubbo kept you awake.

The taxi eventually pulled up outside a post restaurant which is where your vlog was going to be filmed. You didn’t choose anything too extravagant, the plan was for a short but entertaining video with you and your friends. It took about ten minutes of standing and waiting for the other four to turn up. First it was Philza, of course he was the only one on time. You suspected Niki would’ve been too, but she was probably being held up by Jack and Wilbur.

“OLD MAN!” you shouted, zooming in on him as the first clip of your vlog. He burst out laughing as he greeted you, asking if the others were here yet. “Nope! Bet they won’t be here for another two hours.” you joked, stopping the recording and talking to Phil and the others until they did eventually turn up.

Soon enough all eight of you were sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant, trying to decide what on earth you were going to order. You were squished in between Ranboo and Wilbur which made you feel particularly small, and Tommy was laughing at you from the other side of the table, Niki jokingly scolding him for being mean.

“What? I didn’t do anything!” he retorted, amping up his personality for the camera again.

“Neither did Y/n and you’re being mean to them!” Niki said, a smile evident on her face as you caught her eyes and laughed.

“Thank you, Niki, I believe Tommy should learn his lesson from a responsible adult.” you thanked her, Wilbur tuning in from his conversation with Ranboo, Tubbo, Phil and Jack.

“Tommy, stop being a dick.” He said bluntly, causing you all to burst out laughing.

“I agree.” Jack said with a deadpan face, earning an eye roll from Tommy.

“Oh, shut up Manifold!” He whined, failing to notice the very confused waitress standing over the table, waiting to take everybody’s orders. Phil was, of course, the one to apologise for all the commotion and you all took turns to let her know what you wanted, going straight back to your previous antics the moment she left.

You left the restaurant hated by most people who were in there, and you all found it funnier than it really was. You said goodbye to the adults and finished up your very chaotic vlog, making your way to another train station and taking the train back to Tubbo’s house. You got back quite late and all of you pretty much immediately crashed after such a busy yet fulfilling day. And it was the first of many.

#reader insert #x reader #platonic x reader #ranboo x reader #tommyinnit x reader #tubbo x reader #philza x reader #nihachu x reader #jack manifold x reader #are those the right tags #i just don't want them in the general mcyt area #mcyt x reader

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Dream SMP Recap (January 19/2021) - The Last Night

The last night before things go down.

After continuing for over six months -- half a freaking year, the Disc War might finally come to an end tomorrow.

HBomb leaves home, Niki discusses anarchy with Technoblade, and Snowchester continues on its merry way on the side.

Though the situation looks dire, things might not be completely lost, as Punz makes a surprising discovery that could shift the tides of the battle...

The meeting will happen at 7pm GMT/ 2pm EST TOMORROW.

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- HBomb sees the signs Tommy left at his place, but is a little upset that he didn’t bother to learn that it wasn’t Eret living there. He sees the upside of Tommy learning and growing in maturity, though.

- HBomb meets with Niki at the ruins of her bakery by the Docks. She is wearing Wilbur’s cloak. He’s confused by why she had to blow up the bakery and burn L’mantree. Niki says it’s because of the memories.

HBomb: “You wanna get rid of your memories? You don’t just wanna learn from them?”

- HBomb says he’s only been able to trust Niki and Eret this whole time, but he doesn’t even know if he can trust them. He’s thinking about moving.

- They head to HBomb’s place at the Castle. He gives her all his supplies -- everything, except for his two Pigstep discs.

- They head up to the Nether roof and start heading West. They head out into a savannah and find a populated village. Niki leaves, and HBomb begins his new goal of keeping the villagers protected and safe. 

He has to go back to help Niki since she got lost, and the subject of Tommy comes up again.

HBomb: “Good deeds cause good people to do good deeds...”

Niki: “I am done with doing good deeds.”

HBomb: “But Niki, bad deeds cause people to do bad deeds. So in this case, wouldn’t it just be better not to do anything?”

Niki: “What will happen if we don’t do anything? Tommy will keep doing the same things he is doing over again...”

HBomb: “Okay, maybe you’re right...I...I just don’t like the idea of you trying to hurt him rather than just leave him.”

Niki: “You don’t need to agree with me, HBomb, I’m not asking you to. Just trust me on this.”

HBomb: “Okay, just...try not getting carried away. Not too much...”

- Tubbo’s got himself some NUKES. 

(They’re sticks with a texture pack)

- Tommy comes online later. He keeps talking about how it might be his last night alive. Tubbo comes over to say hi. Tubbo shows him the nuke and says he’d like Tommy to live with him in Snowchester after they get the discs back.

- Tommy decides to go around and say some goodbyes. First up is George’s Mushroom House.

- He then heads to Techno’s house, hoping for some supplies. Techno and Ranboo are both there. He’s extremely bad at being subtle and soon gets found by Techno.

- Tommy and Techno have a conversation. Tommy fills Techno in on the fight happening tomorrow and says he messed up. Tommy starts running back to the portal. Techno doesn’t feel like chasing after him. Tommy says that after tomorrow, if he doesn’t die, he wants to make amends.

- Next, Tommy visits the remains of Logstedshire. He reflects on his exile and says that for all the struggle, he made it out of there. 

- He returns home and decides to make one last drug room, as that was his happiest memory: making drugs in the Camarvan.

- Tubbo leads Tommy over to Snowchester. While on the way, Tommy looks at the Prison and reflects on how, since it was built during his exile, he was the only one who couldn’t see it being built...he and Techno. What purpose does Dream have for it?

- They make it to Snowchester and greet Jack and Foolish.

- Sapnap comes online and speaks with Tommy. He reminisces about how the three of them killed Dream in that first fight. Sapnap gives Tubbo the Axe of Peace.

- Next, Tommy speaks with Connor.  

Tubbo: “We’re gonna kick the crap out of Dream to save some music!”

- Connor says Ghostbur left him a gift to give to Tommy. He gives Tommy Chekhov’s Gun and Ghostbur’s Pick, meaning Tommy has both Dream and Wilbur’s crossbows.

Tommy: “You know the old Wilbur? Let’s make him proud.”

- They drink some drugs. End life on a high note!

- Techno sees the Eggpire propaganda and comments on how this sounds an awful lot like a government, and says that he’ll “deal with this later” as he makes his way to the L’manburg Crater as he searches for Niki to meet with her.

- Niki sends her coords and Techno flies through the rain to the Secret City.

- He speaks with her about how she wasn’t fighting for L’manburg on Doomsday II. He tells her how there’s more to anarchy than violence -- Everyone does violence. Anarchy is distinguished by freedom from hierarchies and rulers.

He says to consider anarchy once she’s past revenge.

- Techno then starts decorating the Syndicate headquarters with warped wood.

- Meanwhile, Tubbo and Jack Manifold have continued to develop Project Dream Catcher.

- Punz comes online, since during the fight with the withers, he lost the Blade of Justice. He sees the Vine growing on his tower and remarks that it’s cool.

- Punz checks his house. There’s a sign left from Tommy that says to check the seventh floor of his tower.

Punz knows about Tommy and Tubbo’s fight. He’s still a spy, after all. Dream’s told Punz all his plans. 

Punz says that they don’t stand a single chance. Dream’s showed him the area that’s been prepared.

Punz thinks Tommy’s going to die.

Punz: “Dream’s a sly guy...I think Tommy might lose his last life. I dunno...they’re going up against an un-winnable battle here. We’ll see though.”

- He goes up to the seventh floor.

There are signs there saying that Tommy’s been suspicious of Punz ever since he said he joined his side, but he’s provided a gift in the hopes that Punz will have his back.

There’s a chest there filled with riches.

35 diamond blocks, 35 gold blocks, Netherite, TNT...

Punz says it’s more money than Dream has ever given him.

- Punz says he has a reason to go against Dream now

Punz: “Wait...I actually have so much influence over the outcome of tomorrow. Do I help Tommy? Do I -- do I betray Dream? Why am I so torn on this?! I’m a mercenary! I do whatever the money tells me to do!

 ...We’ll see. We’ll see.”

- Tubbo tells Ranboo about Project Dream Catcher and Ranboo is very skeptical. He doesn’t tell Tubbo about his meetings with Dream, but tries to convince Tubbo that building nuclear weapons is an extremely bad idea.

- Connor accidentally walks into Pandora’s Vault through a Nether Portal link-up and then wanders back out.

As one does.

- Ranboo continues rebuilding the Community House using Eret’s recreation in the Museum as a reference. 

- Hannah works on her house

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Upcoming Events:

Tommy and Tubbo’s confrontation with Dream is TOMORROW at around 2pm EST

#dream smp #dream smp recaps

[nyctophicbtch]

Prison Break - Dream x Reader (platonic)

[ Dream x reader ]

Request: Hi! Can I please get a fic where Dream and reader were really close /platonic, and dream manipulated them a lot. But now he’s in prison, and Sam and puffy raised them for a while, but then dream escapes and he makes it clear to Sam that he’s after reader? Thx! I love your writing. /gen

Warnings: none

Word count: 1,031

Just sitting here alone reminded you of the times you and Dream would come here to get away from everything. You couldn't believe he would do such a thing, after all the two of you had been through, was it really all just an act to him?

You looked to your left where Sam was talking to Punz and took a deep breath. You had promised Sam and Puffy you wouldn't fall for his tricks again. You wouldn't let him manipulate you any further.

Still, the thought of Dream made the thoughts in your mind go wild. You had so many unanswered questions to ask him, but you reminded yourself that it's best to stay away from him, even though your curiosity was starting to get to you. You heard that Dream hadn't gotten many visitors since he was in prison, and you had to admit that you felt a little bad for the guy.

"You okay?" You heard Niki's footsteps approaching you.

"Yeah I'm fine." You hugged your legs to your chest as Niki sat down beside you on the grass.

"You know you could go visit him. It'll help you release all the stress going on inside of that little head of yours." She momentarily suggested.

"Are you sure that's a good idea? What if he–"

"As long as you don't let him get into your head then you should be fine."

Needless to say, that was all you needed to hear. You thought about visiting Dream, and with Niki's encouragement, you were utterly sure that you were going to visit him today.

You spent almost half an hour contemplating everything and thinking of questions to ask him. Maybe you were overthinking this? Surely not, right?

You headed towards the prison after scheduling to visit Dream this morning, making sure you weren't carrying too many valuable items with you, Niki walking right beside you. Sure she was a really good friend and the two of you were pretty close, but she wasn't as near as close to you as Dream was. You still couldn't understand how you had been blind enough to be used by him so many times, especially in wars. But your thoughts were cut off as someone blocked your way.

"You're not visiting Dream are you?" Jack Manifold asked and you hesitantly nodded.

"He just escaped prison a few minutes ago. He got away, but everyone's on the lookout for him right now."

"Oh..." That was all that came out of your mouth. You couldn't muster any other reactions nor words, and all that was going through your mind was how in the world did he escape the world's best prison?

"Anyways, I have to go help the others. And by the way, sorry about Dream." Jack said before quickly rushing past you.

"How are you feeling?" Niki asked, looking genuinely concerned.

"I don't know…"

Meanwhile, Dream was on the run, trying to not get caught by anyone in the SMP. George stalled him some time as he headed towards your house, in hopes that he finds you there, but to his disappointment, you were nowhere to be found.

"Dream." He abruptly turned around to face a not so happy looking Sam who was probably ready to turn him in.

"I just need to see y/n. Just this once. You don't have to like me, but I'm seeing y/n either way." Dream said sternly, which caused Sam to let out a sigh in defeat.

"Don't do anything stupid." Sam gave his final warning before leaving the house, and without wasting time, Dream rushed off to find you.

He instantly thought of the one place where you might be, the secret place that only the two of you knew about, the place where you share secrets with each other.

He pushed aside a few vines and leaves to reveal you, sitting on the edge of the lake and gazing at the view.

You felt his presence from behind you, but stayed silent. You knew it was Dream, nobody else knew about this spot unless Dream told anybody, which is very unlikely of him to do. You felt the tears threatening to fall from your eyes as he walked closer towards you. Your eyes closed as he sat next to you, gazing at the lake and not saying a word, just the sound of nature filling in the silence.

"Y/n–"

"Don't." You cut him off and finally opened your eyes. You couldn't bring yourself to look at him, knowing you would break down in front of your ex best friend.

"At least let me give you an explanation." He pleaded, eyes searching for yours.

Silence.

"Was everything just all an act to you?" You asked, finally breaking the silence with your eyes still fixed on the water in front of you.

"Not entirely... You were my friend, and I did some things that were not okay. I'm just asking for a second chance." 

"How can I be sure that you're not just going to use me again." You weren't sure whether he was faking this or not. You promised Sam and Puffy, and your friends that you wouldn't fall for his tricks again, but you also missed Dream. You missed your closest friend, Dream, whenever he wasn't manipulating or using you. You wanted to give him a second chance, which was probably a bad idea and you'd just get hurt again, but it was a risk you were willing to take if it means having a slight chance to get your best friend back.

"You were always my friend. I just saw an opportunity and decided to take it. It was stupid of me and I should've never done the things I did to you. I'm sorry, please give me another chance." Your whole face softened at his words. Back then, no matter how bad it was, he was always able to make you forgive him for his mistakes and you were the same to him. This was probably going to end up the same way it did last time, but you didn't care at the moment. You just wanted your best friend back.

"Okay."

#mcyt #mcyt x reader #dsmp dream #dream smp #dream team #dream x reader #gender neutral reader #fanfiction #fanfic #imagines #oneshot #headcannons #preferences #drabble #dream imagine #dsmp fanfic #dsmp imagine

[deadpatrol]

Putting this here for anyone who would like a bit of background context for the setting of “standing at a lightswitch”!

All of this and more will of course be revealed in-story eventually, but thought it might be helpful to have now for anyone who is feeling a bit confused or just wants more worldbuilding.

Semi-spoilers ahead:

The reset is just A Thing That Happens. Every few hundred years or so the world needs to be reset. It's natural process -- all things cycle, and that includes the universe. DreamXD, as the acting head god of the universe at the moment, is responsible for facilitating the reset and gathering up a list of people to bring over to the new world (a la Noah's ark). So not every flower and bee and creeper gets reincarnated, but people of significance get their names put on a list to be brought over to the new server and have their memories reset to match the new environment so they can continue living their lives and repopulate and all that jazz.

Memories are altered to match the environment to prevent EXACTLY what Tubbo is going through. Human brains are squishy and delicate, and having a whole lifetime of memories that don’t correspond to your current species or environment would be Bad for people’s mental health. So, to ease cognitive dissonance, memories are altered. However, XD does his best to preserve social bonds and relationships. So, if Wilbur and Tommy both consider each other bothers in DSMP, those feelings and relationships are going to carry over to the new server. This is also done in the name of keeping the delicate human brains happy and socially fulfilled.

Tubbo knew the reset was coming and he was Not Chill with the idea of losing his memories, so he summoned Drista and made a deal. Tubbo's deal with Drista was three wishes in exchange for three nukes: 1) Have his name sneakily taken off XD's list so he wouldn't have his memories reset. 2) Drista had to take him with her so that he didn't just get left behind and Obliterated when the old server shut down. 3) He wanted a way to actually track down and locate his family in the new world (the "Thing In His Chest").

Tubbo made the deal with Drista rather than directly with XD himself because Tubbo had something to bargain with -- he had something Drista wanted. Drista can just Creative Inventory any natural raw material she wants into existence in infinite quantity, BUT only Tubbo (and Jack Manifold) know how to make nukes. Of course the person who took Tommy carpet bombing as a joy ride wants to get her hands on the massive, one of a kind explosive devices. You need two people to activate the key cards to launch the nukes, and that's exactly what Tubbo and Drista did right before the server reset.

Enderwalk Ranboo retaining his memories in the new world is a result of the headcanon that the Enderwalk is a non-dissociative state where Ranboo has access to all of his memories and remembers his past and such. Ranboo Proper had his name put on the list and had his waking memories reset like a good boy, but Enderwalk Ranboo retained all his memories by virtue of the fact that XD just straight up doesn't know that facet of him exists. Can't reset something if you don't know it's there.

Hope that helped explain some things! I’m always happy to answer questions. :)

#my writing #dsmp fic #reincarverse #saal #saal spoilers #reincarverse spoilers #spoilers

[aslitheryprinx]

Umm I know youre doing all the election stuff right now but someone talking about drawing mermaid phil made me think about that au. Can I hear some more about that au if youre not too busy??? ❤️

Oh absolutely! :D

And don't worry, even though I'm fully invested in the mcyt elections, I'm still going to be working on my aus and answering stuff <3

I'm not exactly sure what you wanted me to talk about, so I'll just do a little outline type thing of what happens!

Tommy is traveling on a ship, far out in the ocean, miles and miles away from any shores.

There's a storm, and the ship goes down. Tommy got lucky, and managed to survive the wreck, but he was the only one. Now he's stranded, clinging to some driftwood with no way home.

Phil, a mer, was drawn close to the surface by the storm. He notices the shipwreck, and checks for survivors. He finds Tommy, but since Phil doesn't know English, he can't communicate with him.

Mer have a really bad reputation on the surface for being man-eaters, so Tommy is terrified and Phil can't calm him down. Unfortunately, the reason mers are thought to be man-eaters is because they kind of do "eat" people.

It's not actually eating, mers have a pouch that they use to carry around their children before they develop their gills. It's specifically for mer children, who only have lungs, so it's safe for humans as well.

Often, when humans are stranded, mers will swallow them and send them to that pouch, which doesn't exactly look good from an outside perspective.

Phil can't talk to Tommy, and he can't leave him floating in the middle of the ocean. The nearest shore is a week's swim away, so the only choice is to bring Tommy back home.

That requires swallowing him to the pouch. In other words, Tommy is not having a good time.

Phil brings him home where Wilbur, who speaks English thanks to his human friend Niki, is able to explain things to Tommy. Niki, when she comes over, is able to calm Tommy down a lot as well.

If Tommy wants to go home, he has to wait for a human friend that lives above the surface, Jack Manifold, to visit with his boat and scuba gear. He doesn't visit very often, so Tommy will have to wait at least a few weeks.

He ends up getting attached to the mers, and decides to stay.

I'll probably end up doing something with Tubbo and Ranboo as well, and possibly a Niki backstory if I have the motivation. Techno is also in this story, even though he doesn't show up in the beginning. But that was the main story!

#mcyt g/t #mcyt giant/tiny #shipwrecked au #tiny!tommy #giant!wilbur #giant!phil #mer!wilbur #mer!philza #tiny!niki #vore tw #vore mention #noms #aslitheryanswers

[kasey-writes-stuff]

hi <3 /p have you seen new jack manifold vlog?

if so, that bit where wilbur is pushing george down to do the bench press, only george flinches and giggles while being pushed, and so wilbur tickles georbe while he’s laying in the bench?

if you want :))

Wilbur and George were with jack and his brother filming a vlog for Jack’s channel, they were filming at a a gym basically just doing random things and goofing around. Jack decided to try his hand at bench pressing which led to George trying his hand at it but George didn’t get very far….

George was hesitant about it complaining the whole time before Wilbur began pushing on his chest lightly in a way to try and push him onto the bench pressing station but he didn’t expect for George to flinch and giggle “WILBUR nohoho!” Wilbur’s eyebrow raised before he smiled with mischief shining in his eyes “oh George? You wouldn’t happen to be ticklish would you?” George’s eyes widened as he blushed a light pink “N-no why would you even ask something as silly as that” George’s embarrassment rose as he remembered this was being filmed, it seemed as if Wilbur remembered as well seeing as he paused slightly as if looking for any true signs of discomfort and for need for him to stop, Jack sat to the side deciding to stay neutral and not get involved unless asked to,

However Wilbur seeing none he continued on “Well seeing as you flinched and let out such a sweet giggle when I pushed on your chest, he softly but firmly pushed George down onto the bench pressing station smiling softly “I can only assume you giggled because it tickled” George shook his head trying to act calm and neutral “oh please the only reason I giggled was because I thought about how dumb you’re going to look when you’re unable to lift this weight and jack manifold out lifts you” Wilbur scoffed softly “oho so that’s how it’s gonna be then…alright then you asked for it!”

Wilbur swiftly grabbed each of George’s wrists in one hand as he placed himself as softly as possible on George’s thighs one hand holding George’s arms above his head as his other hand began rapidly sending pokes up and down George’s sides sporadically making George squeak and begin biting his lip in an effort to hold back giggles “EEK! W-Wilbur eek! No!” Wilbur smiled happily “awe what’s the matter George I thought you weren’t ticklish? Seems to me like you are, now it’s just a matter of finding the spot that’ll release those cute giggles! Or even better that sweet sweet laughter!”

George shook his head and was about to retort but instead a squeal came out as Wilbur’s pokes managed to find their way to his armpits! George’s arms fought to come down but it was no use Wilbur’s grip was too tight! Wilbur grinned deviously “oh did I already find a spot to release that sweet laughter George? Or better yet did I already find your worst spot?” George shook his head quickly trying to deny it to the best of his ability “n-no it’s n-not my worst spot, in f-fact it’s not e-even that sensitive!” Wilbur raised an eyebrow and then nodded slowly “right so if I…”

His hands dive into George’s armpits scribbling around! George yelped as he fell into loud boisterous laughter as his arms came slamming down “ACK! NAHAHAHAHA WILBUR GEHEHTT OOUHUHUTTTT HAHAHAHAHHA!” Wilbur smiled softly “oh? I thought you weren’t sensitive here hmm? Seems to me like you’re very sensitive here why else would you want me to get out” George’s face was impossibly red as he again shook his head “OHOHO JUHUHUSSTT SHUHUHUTT UHUHUPPP!” Wilbur gasped softly “George! How dare you be so mean! Perhaps I should just stay here for a while longer”

George shook his head “NOHOHO PLHEHEHAHAHSSEHEHE IHIHI CCAHHAHNNTT!” Wilbur decided to have slight pity on George for at least a few moments as he slipped his hands out from George’s armpits and began thinking of a different spot to move to next “Hmm got any spots in mind George? Perhaps wanna tell me your favorite spot or your most ticklish one?” George laid there taking in breathes as he giggled residually… Well either one would be very embarrassing to have to admit and if he didn’t then Wilbur would probably just keep going until he found either one or both spots… George wasn’t used to so much tickling, despite liking it he wasn’t tickled often so he settled on telling Wilbur his worst spot

He acted fakely annoyed and like he was only saying this because Wilbur was forcing him to “ugh fine my worst spot is my back of my thighs and like right here…” George shyly pointed to where his lowest ribs and sides met, Wilbur smiled fondly nodding “right then flip over onto your tummy so I can get the back of you thighs easier okay?” George nodded hesitantly as he slowly flipped over and attempted to brace hisself “okay George here we go! 3…2..1!”

Wilbur scribbled on the back of George’s thighs and George lost it! Squealing and kicking as loud laughter poured out “EEEP NAHHEHAHHEHEHHAHAHHAHAHHAA WIHIHILLBBUHUHURRR IHIHITTSS SOHOHO BAHAHADDD!” Wilbur couldn’t help but chuckle softly “If you think the scratching is bad just wait until I start this” he began pinching and kneading into George’s thighs and George let out a small squeak before laughing even harder “EEK HOHOLLLYYY CCRRRHAHHAHAPPP AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!”

Wilbur nodded “See told ya so, now right let’s move on to this last spot before you’re too tired out” he gave George a small break to collect himself and regulate his breathing before placing his hands where his lowest ribs and sides met, George flinched and stiffened in suspense simply from Wilbur’s hands resting there and a small snort escaped as Wilbur gave a small squeeze “*snort*” Wilbur couldn’t contain the small giggles that poured out as he coos softly “aweee George how cute! I just barely squeezed here and yet you snorted! That’s just downright adorable!”

George blushed so darkly even his ears showed the blush “oh shut up it’s not adorable or anything of the sort!” Wilbur grinned smugly “I’d beg to differ! Especially seeing as it’s made you ears go all red!” He curiously scratches at one of George’s ears surprised by the exclamation followed by loud giggles that escape him “GAH WILBUR NOT THERE HAHAhahahhahahaa!” Wilbur smiles absolutely full of mischief “oohh ticklish ears gogs? I’ll have to remember this for next time” George’s stomach did somersaults upon hearing Wilbur’s teasing words but he attempted to save some of his dignity as he sasses back “there will be no next time except for when the roles are switched and you’re the one being subjected to this childish activity by me”

Wilbur scoffs softly rolling his eyes fondly “alright then sounds like you don’t wanna be kept waiting any longer so who am I to deny you what you want” and so with that Wilbur begins! One hand is scratching up and down the area as the other squeezes the area both sensations driving George mad! He lets out a small scream before falling into his loudest laughter yet as his body twists and turns every way possible instinctively trying to escape “AAAHH AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA NHAHHAHAHAHAHHA WIHIHILLBBUBUHUHURRRR!”

Wilbur’s eyes widened as he switched to kneading both sides “wow you weren’t kidding about this being your worst spot!” After a few moments he paused “hey George?” George took a few extra moments to catch his breathe “yes wilbur?” Wilbur had the most mischievous look possible on his face as he asks “do you know what a raspberry is? Are you okay with those? And perhaps some nibbles?” George’s eyes widened he definitely knew what both of those were but the last time he remembers either of those being used on him he was a mere child!

He was very curious though as to how they would feel now and how long he could last so he nodded “I know what they are a-and I’m okay with both… just make sure the second I ask you to stop you stop okay?” It’s not that George doesn’t trust Wilbur he does I mean if he didn’t he would’ve said this way earlier or not even have let things go on so long but still part of him was very nervous and just wanted to be sure… Wilbur nodded smiling softly as he rubbed George’s shoulder comfortingly “of course I will, now do you want to be on your back or your stomach?”

George thought for a moment “I’ll just stay on my stomach” he assumed the nibbles and raspberries that would inevitably carry over to his back wouldn’t be that bad but oh he was wrong…. Wilbur nodded softly “okay I’ll be extra gentle” Wilbur gently pushed up George’s shirt only enough to expose the target area and slightly above it, he leaned down and softly blew air on the area making George squeak and giggle in anticipation “EEK! Hehhehehehehehhehehe”

Wilbur smiled fondly continuing for only a moment or two before getting to the real work! He began blowing all sizes of raspberries on both sides and soon after threw in nibbles! George’s eyes widened as he laughed loudly and happily “AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA WWIHHIHIHILLL IHIHITTSS SOHOHO BAHAHAHDDD!” Wilbur smiled softly “but bad in a good way right?” George sheepishly nodded before a scream escaped him and he fell into soft laughter, Wilbur’s raspberries and nibbling had accidentally migrated to his back! And wow holy cow it tickled a lot more than George thought it would! His back was definitely way more ticklish than he remembered!

Wilbur’s eyes widened and then narrowed as he smiled brightly hardly able to continue because he was smiling so much! He only kept it up a few seconds before stopping and attempting to rub George’s back to stop the ghost tickles but unfortunately that only made George giggle more so he simply had to lay and wait for the tickles to surpass… It wasn’t long only a few moments and they passed and George was able to flip onto his back, Wilbur grabbed his shoulder reassuraingly “You alright George? I didn’t go to far did I?” George shook his head softly gently rubbing his thumb over Wilbur’s hand “no you’re fine I’m just not used to being t-t…you know that much and apparently my back is much more sensitive than I thought”

Wilbur laughed softly “it definitely is! I mean you fell into fully silent laughter! That’s what made me stop and worry I went to far honestly…” George smiled fondly “It’s fine one day soon I’ll make you silent laugh and we’ll be all even” Wilbur blushed softly “W-well now I don’t know about that but I do however know Mr jack manifold over there is extremely ticklish! Especially on his knees, hips and armpits! So I suppose we could team up and get him easily!” George smirked softly “oh is that so? Well I’ll have to keep that in mind I’m much too tired today to do anything except go home and sleep” jack sighed in relief as he says “right then I reckon we have enough footage and George we don’t have to include any of that unless you want to, we can just really quickly film you giving one try at the lifting and cut the other bit out and try and refilm it a bit”

George nods softly “that sounds good to me” and so they quickly refilmed that bit and then they all went their separate ways each wide smiles on their faces their minds filled with memories they’ll cherish and also already thinking of future memories yet to come

The end

#lee!george #ler!wilbur #mcyt tickle fic

[stellocchia]

This is part 5 of the Comprehensive Analysis of c!Tommy and c!Dream’s relationship during the Exile Arc

Part 1 -  Part 2 -  Part 3 -  Part 4

So, this time I’m condensing together 2 streams, so It may be slightly longer then Parts 3 and 4... 

Also from here on out as usual we will be talking exclusively about the characters unless stated otherwise and we will be treating some heavy themes, so keep that in mind

So, first stream we’ll be talking about is: TommyInnit Is Actually Depressed in Exile

So, as I mentioned at the end of the last one, once the party stream was over Tommy seemed to dissociate and go underwater until he had only one air bubble remaining and then logged off. This stream starts with Tommy drowning and being extremely confused as to how that happened. Also Tommy moved to the second fase of his exile Minecraft skin.

“I held a party and the only person who showed up was Dream. But it’s okay because he’s great! He’s- he’s cool...” 

*Tommy sees a Tubbo statue holding a ‘Your Tommy’ compass* “Tubbo is the reason that I’m out here... ‘Your Tommy compass’? Dream told me that Tubbo lost his compass!” (once again absolutely trusting what Dream says)

“If Tubbo wanted to be here then he could come here and he’s chosen NOT TO! Even if he didn’t get fucking invited to the party, which he did! He’s not shown up once... not to say ‘hi’, not left a gift, not left me anything... he’s just been... Tubbo” 

“Everyone keeps coming to me out of pity and no-one comes in just to say ‘hello’, no the only person who’s- *long pause* the only person who’s done that is Dream... he’s the only person” (this is a bit of an insight on Tommy’s mindset regarding others)

So, now the mailing chest has been moved to underneath Tommy’s bed, because Dream kept intercepting Ranboo’s and Tommy’s mails. Also Ranboo writing “Jesus Christ Dream is scary” in this mail is a mood.

“You know, if it was Tubbo that got exiled, which he wouldn’t have in the first place, everyone would be visiting him everyday. Even if I was the president and I was the one who had to exile him I would have visited him everyday, everyone would have... if the roles were reversed... but the roles aren’t reversed” 

It’s interesting that by now he has internilized that Tubbo would not have been exiled because he’s much more obedient when Dream never cared about that (he did care, but only to the extent of: Tommy not following his orders is the most probable reason for Dream’s obsession with him). He would have pushed for the exile (also known as Glorified Kidnapping) no matter what sooner or later. If Tubbo was the one to be unfortunate enough to attract Dream’s obsession nothing would have changed from that point of view, except, would Tommy have been as afraid of visiting Tubbo as Tubbo was of visiting him? 

Also then Tommy tries to make 2 Screaming Stations. One near the sea and one in the neter (coincidentally directly above the two liquids he almost died from in exile). Neither of them worked, the nether one only resulting effective once a ghast shot him. Also this is the stream where Tommy drops Jack Manifold into lava (though he had no idea that that was a canon kill) and Jack kindaps/kills Tommy’s pumpking girlfriend as revenge? It’s a weird one. Another thing to point out is that Tommy just doesn’t wear armour at any point.

“Why did I just do that? Why did I just kill him?” *joins Jack vc* “Listen, I’m really sorry” (just to specify Tommy did apologize multiple times right after doing it, since a lot of people seem not to remember how things went)

“For some reason I just can’t let it out... why can’t- why can’t I scream?” (said right before a ghast fireballed him and he screamed)

After that Ranboo comes to visit. Tommy also breaks a bit more of the Nether path and then he makes the signs: “You are now entering Logstedshire, population: 1″ and “You are now entering Dream Smp, Happy Place. They’re all happy. It’s not quiet, just happy”. 

“Aside from maybe Dream” *seeing Ranboo* “And also I guess a bit Ranboo no-one’s came to visit me and when they have they’ve been live so that they can go ‘Oh he’s in exile guys, come and look at this! Come and look at this!’” (a good canon interpretation of this is that Tommy is feeling like a carnival attraction as he put it a while ago. Also Ranboo is now his strongest connection aside from Dream)

“I would actually go and get pets since pets are the best thing for sad people, but so far all my pets have just been used to be tortured in war so I don’t wanna- I don’t wanna put them through that...” (that’s a really f*cking grim take that just so happens to be true that was shoved in the middle of a random stream...) 

“Ranboo I’ve had a bit- you know ‘cause Dream isn’t on?” “Mhm” “I reckon I’m gonna- I’m gonna- one day Ranboo I’m gonna fight back, but for now he’s my only friend. Other then you” “Heh, yeah... wait!” “What if I make a little... heh a room”

This bit is quite an important one: Tommy’s first (and last) real act of rebellion against his situation. He’s still confused about it because he thinks of Dream as a friend, but he knows that his situation cannot last forever and that he will need to fight back at some point. He never gets to build a sort of “resistence in exile” type of thing, but he does manage later on to snap out of Dream’s control.

“I’m not gonna fight back now, because I owe everything to Dream. He comes and sees me and he gives me armour sometimes and he makes me happier and he gives me his trident” “Isn’t he the reason why you’re in this situation?” (now Ranboo is the one who took on the role of the one poking holes in Dream’s retoric)

“I made a bee sanctuary or whatever it’s called” “Oh shit! Can I come and see it?” “Oh yeah when you- you come back. When you’re allowed to come back. Which hopefully will be soon” “Oh... you’re like the others” (I’m not entirely sure how to interpret this exchange, but it is the point where Tommy starts loosing trust in Ranboo)

“Apparently Tubbo got a compass” “Yeah! Oh yeah the compass... it got accidentally, like, it was very terrible timing with a charged creeper” “He let it go?” “He didn’t let it go!” “He let me go?” “No he didn’t- he didn’t purposefully let it go, he wouldn’t do that” (this conversation is very much NOT about the compass...)

“But Ranboo, listen, at some point I’m gonna have to do something about this and I don’t know if that’s gonna be... someone’s gonna die” (pretty sure he’s referring to himself there...)

“So recently my buddy Dream has been doing this thing where he um- it makes sense though! Because I’m not in his land anymore, but he ta- he takes shit from me so I need to make sure that I keep them in that chest down there” (it is indeed quite typical for victims of abuse to justify their abuser’s actions and that’s what we’re seeing)

“Everyone in this world you think cares: probably doesn’t”

“You didn’t come to my fucking party Ranboo and I invited everyone!” “You did?” “I didn’t, I didn’t, Wilbur did! And everyone could have came and you didn’t” “Wait what do you mean? There was no invite!”

So, up until now it was of course only speculation that Dream had tampered with the Party invites, but, of course, this is the first proof we have of that fact. Later on Ranboo reiterates his point during the Bedrock Boys Arc, since this time Tommy was still too hurt by it to actually try and listen to him.

“I know that, whatever happens, I’m not gonna be here forever. Wether it’s in exile or wether it’s just here [alive], I’ve no idea how long I’ve got left” (in case it wasn’t obvious: Tommy in exile was suicidal)

“Ranboo everyone always tells me I was the- the- the hero of this server, the one that came and fucking fought Dream and the only one that ever spoke against him but... maybe I was just- maybe this was just meant to be...” (Tommy also very much resents the idea of being a “hero”)

“Doesn’t Dream, like, take your armour? Is that what you said?” “I don’t know I just- hey man, I just follow the boss” (Ranboo was quite aware of at least part of what happened in exile)

We then have Tommy labeling his chasts: ‘don’t let yourself down’ and ‘keep calm and carry on’ and stored away 13 enderpearls. Also closing speach, because it was really good:

“Is it worth it Ranboo?” “What? What worth it?” “Is this [trying to fight back] even worth it?” “I’d say it is. I mean, it’s gonna be tough, it’s gonna be- I mean, I couldn’t even imagine it, but it’s definitely gonna be worth it in the end when you can come back” “In the end...” “I mean at the end of your exile” “*sigh* It’s never gonna end”

Moving on to the next stream we have: Tommy's Exile Is Coming To A Close, which just so happens to not be about Tommy’s exile ending, despite the title, but just about Tommy getting EVEN MORE depressed...

Once again, this stream only has Tommy and later Ranboo and Niki in it, and it’s not too important, so I’ll try to be quick about it. 

The stream starts, once again, with Tommy drowning. This time a bit further away from the coast.

“I don’t think I’ve got very long left. I’m not getting better. I’m not (...) and I- I can just feel it: if this- if it keeps on going how it is right now, if- if this keeps on and I keep being alone and my only friend *pause* is Dream, I don’t have very long- I don’t have very long left” (his mental state just literally plummeted after the failed beach party)

Tommy builds the Thinking Palace and the second Nether bridge to Logsteshire (out of cobblestone and lime green concrete, though he wanted to make it out of clay, how’s that for subtle symbolism?) during this stream. Also, may I point out that Tommy is canonically aware of his eyes becoming less and less blue? Also the response mail that Tommy writes is quite worrying here:

*Tommy falls into water* “Why did I just do that? I don’t think I- I don’t think I chose to dr- *sigh*” (pretty sure this is another instance of dissociation)

“How can I be with other people and still feel so alone?” (that’s because loneliness has nothing to do with how crowded a certain place is and more to do with feelings of alienation)

Either way the stream ends with Niki and Ranboo helping Tommy out with the bridge a bit and that’s it! 

“‘Please speak to Tubbo’? My time with Tubbo is come and gone. He had weeks to come and visit me. He chose- he chose against it. And that’s okay... that’s okay” (we have a second time fram indicating that it’s now been definitely over 2 weeks in their time, considering the last time we got one it had been 13 days)

I reckon the next post will be 3 streams together (since the Mexican Dream and the Drista one are... mostly non-canon and I don’t remember Quackity’s visit being too serious) and then I’ll make one on the final one and that’ll be it, I'm pretty sure...

#tommyinnit #ranboo #long post #my post #tw suicidal thoughts #exile arc #character analysis #tw abuse mention #oh boy can't believe I'm almost done here... #ngl this is a hard one to re-watch #but I'm still of the opinion that the exile arc was the best arc

[memryse]

hello tumblr i present my canon-compliant "DSMP But... Everybody Discovered Large-Scale Organised Religion" mianite au which took a few hours to write up oops. basically here is a list of which god everybody would follow and why, based on canon events (i have therefore left out a couple of the members who don't really do lore or be on the server much because i definitely don't know about them enough to be accurate!)

dream: mianite. obsessed with control, you get it. went too far though and developed his own obsession with controlling the server so he is now godless and in jail

tommy: dianite. tommy is a favourite of dianite's - he's idealistic with a penchant for chaos, and like i said in my other post dianite probably sees himself in tommy a little. they're both misunderstood as Bad People

tubbo: ianite -> dianite, he converts post-doomsday. grew up as a follower of ianite and trying to follow her path put added pressure on him during his presidency. embraces being a dianitee with the start of the nuke program, but he keeps all his ianitee family heirlooms. ianite still holds a soft spot for him because of his family and occasionally gives him minor blessings. that being said she's of course a little disappointed he chose to change gods, but respects his decision

ranboo: no god, but enderwalk ranboo is an acolyte of ianite; awakeboo eventually converts to ianite when he reads awakeboo's note and decides to become more active in conflict resolution. he realises ianite actually aligns with his newfound ideals, and is of course more in touch with his ender side. however prior to this he wasn't really very keen on worshipping any gods, seeing as all he saw from them was wars waged in their names.

wilbur: also an atheist. probably prayed to dianite during pogtopia ("dream, i want to be your vassal" type beat) but other than that he's the type to criticise organised religion and be an independent leader, no need for gods. wilbur and ranboo narrative foils my beloveds!!!

techno: ianite. the thing about c!techno is he has one goal and he will stick to that no matter what - it's not total order, but it's not chaos either because there is motivation and reasoning behind it. also, a core tenet of ianitee ideology is not involving yourself in conflict until somebody personally wrongs you. much like butcher army era techno where he retreats to a peaceful (more godly, in this case) life until he's hunted down, at which point he Fucks Shit Up. in general techno holds grudges and takes even slight betrayals very seriously.

phil: ianite. i can see antarctic duo as former warriors of ianite! idk i don't have much to say phil is just.. a chill old warrior. probably jaded and tired of fighting wars for his goddess, but he still prays to her. specifically he prayed every night that wilbur could finally find balance in the afterlife. :)

niki: also ianite. definitely. niki values her own beliefs and morals, she's her own independent self. maybe she was a mianitee pre-nov 16th, but not since then. this makes the syndicate pretty much just a secret squad of ianitees (+ ranboo who everyone kind of just assumes is an ianitee given that, yknow, enderman). this is extra fun with the syndicate table being an end portal

sam: mianite 10000000%. he puts his commitment to duty above all else. not really much more to say he is just fully committed to keeping the server safe by carrying out mianite's will and imprisoning dream.

foolish: he's a god himself, so he doesn't follow any of the main three. however in the past he did work with mianite, enforcing his control over the land. from what we know about his totem of death period it wasn't like.. wanton destruction, it was him seeking control through violence, so i'm not inclined to say he worked with dianite back then.

george: man just wants to sleep and farm wheat, he's mianite. ez.

sapnap: also mianite. dream team as mianite's strongest and most revered knights!!!!!!

puffy: she's a pirate lady i don't know what to tell you other than she was part of capsize's crew. ianitee pirate ladies i care you. plus i feel like puffy centres mostly on people and not allying herself with specific nations or causes, she believes in balance above all.

eret: i view the greater dsmp as a mianitee nation, so as king of it they obviously have to follow mianite. eret has always strove to be a good king and help their nation prosper. plus, who knows what went on in the past with foolish. former mianite warriors eternal duo? i think so! (i think it would be cool if a literal reincarnation of herobrine was a mianitee purely because it fucks with everybody's expectations)

quackity: dianite. not just because he's chaos incarnate at times but like his entire current arc is so reminiscent of the fact that s2 dianite was literally a businessman. rip ghost dianite you would've loved c!quackity

fundy: oh boy here's a complex one. fundy switches gods frequently - look how much he craves acceptance from authority figures, from a substitute parental figure. i think right now his prophetic dreams could be interpreted as him being chosen by a certain god who sees potential in him, but i can't say who bc we don't really know too much about them or even why he's suddenly having them. that being said his chaotic scamming foxboy side definitely embodies dianite and he should have stuck with dianite the entire time but nah he needs Validation

jack manifold: follows dianite, but dianite isn't really pleased with him trying to kill tommy so often (seeing as he likes tommy). this is why he has such comically bad luck. his god is continually fucking with him.

karl: ianite, specifically chosen by her to become the historian of the server. the purple theme.. the duty to write down history as it truly happened (as opposed to censoring history like a certain mianite did). the existence of both the in between and the other side. karl Is balance. thank you. (also this makes karlnapity's marriage one mianitee, one ianitee and one dianitee. diversity win!)

schlatt: mianite (derogatory)

the eggpire is pretty much just the darkness isn't it. mianite was the blueprint actually.

bbh: dianite at first, judging by the badlands' ideology. corrupted by the darkness though.

antfrost: also dianite, but probably really lowkey about it and only ever prayed when the badlands needed his blessings. again, corrupted now

hannah: mianite - her connection to nature is by extension also a connection to mianite, the god of the overworld. plus she cared about maintaining harmony on the server and went to lengths to ensure it like the whole "killing her own dogs to protect them" thing. currently on her corrupted girlboss arc though

punz: dianite, he likes money and killing people idk what more you expect from me. even after joining the eggpire this has not changed at all. he'll work for other gods' followers for the right price but he's not changing his core beliefs

ponk: i don't know very much about him i'm ngl, especially not pre-eggpire. prior to his corruption though i do kinda like the idea of a mianitee doctor doing fucked up little experiments idk he just has mianitee vibes to me in the same way tucker was a mianitee.

skeppy: he and bbh are obviously both dianite together prior to the egg. it simply would not be right of me to put him anywhere else.

purpled: ianite. the colour purple... the tendency to stay so far out of conflict that he doesn't even log onto the server... mans was born to be an ianitee actually

#dsmp #mianite #tommyinnit #ranboo #tubbo #wilbur soot #philza #technoblade #dreamwastaken #quackity #georgenotfound #sapnap #nihachu #captain puffy #hannahxxrose #badboyhalo #awesamdude #antfrost #eret #fundy #foolish gamers #jack manifold #karl jacobs #jschlatt #punz #ponk #purpled #ianite #dianite #dsmp mianite au

[fandomgodmother420]

Not to be a matpat kinnie but uhhh

Anyways I have this theory I call the DSMPCU

I don’t know how to describe it without sounding insane but I GOTTA TALK ABOUT IT MAN so I’m gonna try my best to be coherent okay here goes-

So Passerine right we all know it we all love it and for this theory to work we’re gonna say it’s cannon. That means that a LOT of other stuff gets to also he cannon now, because in passerine it’s confirmed that these characters are the same people going through many many different timelines reincarnated. We know that one of these previous lives was the DreamSMP-but what about the others?

So Tommyinnits Unbeatable Method Of Avoiding Sudden Death right we all know it we all love it. Spoilers but the big twist at the end of tumoasd is that everything was created by Tommy’s subconscious as a final happy dream to help him cope with dying. It reminded me of passerine an uncanny amount to the point where I’m inclined to believe it’s set in the same universe. I think that while passerine was the last incarnation of these characters, tumoasd was the first.

So Clara rite, we all know her we all love her. C!Tommy’s real mother: the universe. (This was a theory that came from exile) Being the child of the universe has its perks and Tommy’s powers manifest as he makes these universes for himself. Clara the ever supportive parent provides him with a guide or form of protection to help hold each universe together. In Tumoasd for example, it’s Clementine (the fish he carry’s with him in a sprite bottle)

What the fuck am I on about?

To make a long fuckin story short I think that Tommy’s subconscious makes universe after universe in witch he and his family and friends are happy and safe. Every incarnation causes them to become a little more-real. Nobody ever remembers the universes before them, except-for Dream.

Dream remembers everything and is fully aware of what’s going on. He follows Tommy throughout the universes, pulling strings just to see what they do, and attempts to gain control of the story being told. To use tumoasd as an example again he was the one who gave Cementine to Jack Manifold.

What does this mean in the context of the DSMP

By the time the dsmp roles around even Tommy has forgotten what’s happening. All he has is a vauge sense of responsibility that he can’t explain, and an attachment to his gift from Clara-the discs. Dream of course, still remembers.

Things start off happy just as always, it’s Minecraft-nobody can die because they’ll just respawn. He’s with Wilbur and they’re singing Hamilton and living in a van and things are good, but Tommys mind is tired and that makes it easy for Dream to take control, especially after Tommy gives him the discs.

By the time pogtopia happens control has shifted from Tommy-to Dream and the universe changes. Suddenly deaths have meaning, wounds are more painful, people let the darkest sides of themselves make their decisions.

Dream isn’t satisfied though, he knows that Tommy still has a sliver of a hold on the universes fabric and he wants all the power to himself, he becomes obsessed with controlling Tommy-because whoever controls Tommy controls everything. It’s fun watching how Tommy’s torment effects the world around him-hell it’s fun watching Tommy’s torment in general. When Dream kills Tommy and brings him back to life without the universe ever changing, he realizes he has total control “I’m a god”

People other than Dream slowly start to realize what’s going on-thats why so much derealization is happening, but it doesn’t matter because they’ll forget when the next universe rolls around.

What does this mean in the context of Passerine? How does it all end?

Dream has as much fun as he can, but he doesn’t have Tommy’s power and he’s even more weak at the end of things then Tommy was (being tortured takes a lot out of a guy)

Dream makes a new universe to torment Tommy, one where Phil abandons him and his mother dies, one where Techno is a monster and Wilbur is crushed under the pressures of power and goes mad from it-one where he and Tubbo never even meet. Some of that comes true but a lot of it doesn’t, because now the characters have been reincarnated so many times that they’re not only their own people but they are people who are more powerful than Dream is. Tommy and Dream both die, but they aren’t needed to hold the universe together anymore, now it’s held together by its people. Who are just as real as they where before everything began.

ANYWAYS I REALLY WANT FICS ABOUT THIS AND CONTENT ABOUT THIS I FEEL LIKE IT EXPLAINS A LOT AND ITS ALSO SO COOL TO ME BECAUSE LIKE I CAN READ A FIC AND BE LIKE YEAH THATS CANNON PROBABLY

#dream smp #mcyt #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #dsmp #sleepy boys inc #tubbo #georgenotfound #fundy #dsmp theory #dsmp lore #but that’s just a theory #a game theory #thanks for watching #tumoasd #tommyinnits unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death #passerine #Dream #dreamwastaken #mcyt theories #dsmp theories #dsmpcu #wasteland #dsmp wasteland

[teddy06writes]

Do You Permit it?

{*wakes up in cold sweat* Failed L’manburg revolution Les Mis/Les Amis au}

Wilbur Soot x reader

Trigger warnings: yelling, swearing, character death, mentions of alcoholism

Premise: Wilbur, the marble lover of liberty wants nothing more than to gain freedom from the Dream SMP, You, the lowly drunk cynic want nothing more than to be by Wilbur’s side. When Wilbur becomes insistent that the only way to gain freedom is to barricade the few revolutionaries into the walls of what would one day hopefully become L’manburg you see all the flaws in the plan, but unwilling to leave your friends, nor you love that was never meant to be you stick with the foolhardy men, resigning yourself to your fate

{aka I wanted to make les mis content and this was the only way I could think of. also Wilbur = Enjolras but brunet and his revolution didn’t fail}

{Also Tommy/Tubbo as Gavroches but I can’t fully figure out this au, someone help}

{I had to dig out my copy of the brick for this one boys}

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“We will stand our ground! Fight for the freedom we deserve!” Wilbur yelled. 

The men spread around the backroom of Niki’s café cheered in agreement, causing you to sigh, and tip down a portion of your drink, “You do realize Dream will never let you be free right?” 

Wilbur glared at you, “(y/n) if we can fight, and we can prove to him that we deserve our freedom then we can have it.”

“Well sure, if you can fight,” You chuckled looking around the room at the men gathered, “I’ve never seen Jack Manifold pick up a musket. Fundy’s never had the chance to learn to shoot more than birds out in the forest. Tubbo shouldn’t be throwing his life away for something as foolish as this. Tommy just- Tommy just shouldn’t be given a weapon- period.” 

“They know how to fight well enough,” Wilbur spat, venom lining his voice, “If your not going to be a part of this cause then I suggest you leave.”

You glanced around the back room again, “Well this is a free public space innit? I shouldn’t think I could be kicked out of a public place.”

Wilbur's glare was burning, yet you reveled in the heat, watching as he crossed his arms, “(y/n) if you don’t believe in this cause why do you bother to come here night after night? Do you find satisfaction in poking holes in our plans?” 

“Perhaps I find more satisfaction in spending a night with my friends than drinking alone,” You challenged, taking another sip from your drink, “Perhaps I enjoy listening to your fantasies Apollo.” 

“These are not just fantasies, (y/n)! This is our tomorrow! This is the future that we are shaping!” He yelled. 

“This is your tomorrow?” You bellowed, standing up and gesturing around, “This plan of dying like a martyr? You are planning a future you will never see! You do see that this won’t work right? This revolution is doomed! Throwing your lives away for some stupid cause may not be a fantasy, but believing it will work sure as hell is!” 

“You know nothing of belief,” He spat, “You believe in nothing.” 

“I believe in you.” With that you plopped back down into your seat, having said your piece. 

Wilbur sighed, turning back to rest of the group, beginning to give instructions to his men, making plans for the coming days, discussing how they would smuggle the weapons and munitions into the city. 

Niki sat down next to you as she entered from the main part of the café, “Why do you do that? He could like you more if you didn’t always disagree with him.” 

“There's no other way I can get his attention. Nothing else gets through to him.” You muttered. 

“Have you ever tried agreeing with him? I know you dreamed of freedom once.” 

“That was a long, long time ago.” You sighed. 

~~

As days went on Wilbur’s plans grew bigger, the day of reckoning grew closer, and your nightmares of fire and blood became more and more frequent; no matter how much you tried to warn your friends, or drink your fears away they still lurked in the shadows of your mind. 

You watched as their plans continued to take form, never, no matter how much you urged, drifting from Wilbur’s plan of a barricade. 

Many a night found you in the back room of Niki’s café, arguing against everything that they said.

Tonight, as you entered, the café was a flurry of activity, people running excitedly to and from the back room, some not even bothering to hide the muskets or cartage packets they were carrying. 

You grabbed Tubbo’s shoulder as he started to dash past again, “Woah woah woah, what the hells going on here?” 

“Wilbur says that this is it! Tomorrow it begins!” He said excitedly.

“Tubbo! Quit standing around we’ve got work to do!” Tommy yelled thundering out of the back room. 

Tubbo smiled at you apologetically, “Well, I’ve got to go!” 

As the two boys ran off you quickly made to move into the back room, immediately coming face to face with Wilbur, who grinned wildly, “Come to join the festivities (y/n)? I’d’ve thought you’d be off away from here by now.” 

“Its happening then.” You murmured, slightly shocked. 

“Of course it’s happening,” Wilbur spat back, “You come here to try and shut us down again? You gonna try and sabotage our victory?” 

You sighed, starting to turn to leave, “Only a fool celebrates before the war is won Apollo.” 

“Are you suggesting I am a fool (y/n)?” 

You glanced back at him, looking around at the confident men and women around the café, at the people who were surely preparing to march to there deaths, “Never, but maybe, my Apollo, just this once.” 

~~

You had spent the rest of that night wandering around outside, skirting around Wilbur’s men, and moving through the gap in the walls where Wilbur would build a barricade come dawn, all with a bottle in hand. 

Just before dawn came you returned to your lodgings, gazing around at the mess just long enough to make up your mind. 

Somehow you found yourself going to your wardrobe, reaching far into the back, to where Niki and Eret had convinced you to stash your old flint locked pistol once you had figured to keep it, pulling it out and tucking it into your waist band. 

Soon you were back on your way, cartages knocking together in your pockets as you strode down the streets, absorbing the all too calm energy of the city, a storm clearly brewing. 

The time until Wilbur’s plan was to begin seemed to stretched on forever, and yet all the same you soon enough found yourself in a hive of activity, Fundy shouting at people to throw down their furniture, Tommy and Tubbo helping Eret, Niki and the others drag said furniture to form a barricade across the gap in the wall, Wilbur shouting orders and directing everything from the center of the storm. 

Distantly you could hear Sapnap’s yelling, slowly retreating as the barricade rose higher and higher. 

People began to cheer as it was finished, and Wilbur hoisted the L’manburg flag up to sit atop the structure. 

“I need someone to go find out there plans!” He yelled, climbing back down, “Someone they wouldn’t except to be with us!” 

“I’ll go!” Eret offered, “George trusts me.”

Wilbur nodded, “Good man, get going, and come back quickly, this is imperative to our success.” 

Eret tucked their carbine into his jacket, nodding to Niki before heading off. 

“(y/n).” Wilbur said, finally having seen your presence. 

“Apollo.” You nodded. 

“What are you doing here?” 

You gestured around, at the Barricade, and the barrels of gunpowder being rolled out of the stores, “I am here to help.” 

“Help?” Wilbur questioned. 

“Something like that.” You nodded. 

Wilbur's stare cut into you, “Are you good for anything?” 

You leaned back against the wall of the café, “I have a vague ambition that direction.” 

“What could you even do to help? You’ve hardly done anything in your life.” 

You scoffed, “I wasn’t always a drunk. Used to have lofty aspirations and the like.” 

“Be serious.” Wilbur demanded. 

“I am wild.” You argued. 

~~ The day wore on, and the barricade held some semblance of peace, even as Eret returned, quietly announcing herself to Wilbur. 

“What have you learned?” He asked. 

“They aren’t moving forward with any attacks tonight,” Eret reported, glancing around the barricade, “Dream has the badlands on his side, but they’re holding off until tomorrow, getting ready to attack from the right.” 

Wilbur sighed, looking to his men and then back at Eret, “We will take the hits as they come. We can win this.” 

Off to the side you watched as Niki bit her lip, standing up abruptly, “He’s lying!” 

Eret opened his mouth, both in shock and to object, when Wilbur held up a hand to cut them off, “Niki?”

She took a shaky breath, “Eret has been spying for the enemy. Feeding them information.” 

“That's not true!” Eret yelled. 

“I’m sorry,” Niki took a shaky breath, “Check their pockets, Dream probably gave them extra cartages, or a better carbine.” 

Wilbur turned to Eret expectantly. 

Slowly, relucantly, Eret began to pull extra cartages from their pockets, letting them fall to the ground as Fundy and Tommy quickly grabbed his arms, pinning them behind her back.

Wilbur stared at them, disappointment in his voice as he said, “Put them in the café. We can deal with them later.”

Almost on que the sound of boots slapping the earth grew closer, and you quietly began to load your pistol as Dreams voice echoed up the barricade, “What the hell is this?”

Wilbur carefully scaled a part of the barricade , just enough to peak over the top, “L’manburg revolution!”

Dream audibly groaned, then turned to his men, “Open fire!”

Almost immediately all hell broke loose, and shots were exchanged over the top of the barricade as you rushed forward to drag Tubbo back, hissing, “Stay down.”

He frowned, but stayed put as you hurried back forward to rejoin the fighting, shoving George, who’d been attempting to climb the barricade, back down to the ground.

“Get back!” You heard Wilbur yell distantly, “Get back or I blow the barricade!”

Whipping your head around you found that the marble man had grabbed one of the smaller legs of gunpowder, and was now slowly lowering a torch toward the barrel.

“Wilbur no!” Tommy yelled, already trying to get to him to wrestle the torch away.

“And yourself with it?” Dream challenged.

Wilbur took a shaky breath, “And myself with it.”

Behind the mask, Dream wavered, slowly turning back to Sapnap, who shook his head, “Fall back!”

Tommy’s face changed as he jumped off the barricade, whooping as Wilbur laughed, slowly climbing down as various people scolded or congratulated him.

“My life is not yours to gamble Wil!” Niki yelled.

Wilbur waved her away, still looking somewhat relived that his plan had even worked as he started to address everyone again, “They may be regrouping! Hold yourselves in readiness, if we’ve made it this far we can take this victory!” 

Tommy was still grinning and jumping around, grabbing your shoulder, “Did you see how they turned and ran! Ha! Cowards!” 

“And so the war was won.” You scoffed, still looking to Wilbur. 

Tommy rolled his eyes, muttering, “Cynic.” as he went to find Tubbo. 

~~

When night began to fall, and the barricade was still standing, you found yourself sitting next to Niki on the edge of the barricade, sharing yet another bottle of wine from the café. 

“Should I have ratted him out?” She asked, craning her neck to look at where Eret was slumped against the wall of the café. 

“If you didn’t we might’ve died sooner.” You mumbled, taking a swig before handing the bottle back to her.

“Well- I just- I guess you’re right.” Niki tipped the bottle back, taking a long drink. 

Wilbur came out of the cafe, arms loaded with bottles that he began to pass out, Tubbo following behind, passing out bread, before taking his spot next to Tommy at the base of the barricade. 

“Fundy! Take the watch. They won’t attack until it’s light,” Wilbur called, offering out the last bottle, “We’ll use this time to rest.” 

Jack Manifold chuckled, holding up the bottle he’d been given, “Well, lets drink!” 

“Yeah!” Tommy yelled, a little too enthusiastically, “To all the women I’ve had!” 

Tubbo laughed, elbowing him, “You haven’t had anyone!”

Niki chuckled, “To the life that used to be!”

“To the life that is to come!” Wilbur added. 

You rolled your eyes, the liquor you’d consumed that day coursing through your veins as you stood, scoffing, “Yeah, sure, to days gone by. Could it be you fear to actually die Apollo?” 

You shuffled forward, reaching out toward Wilbur, “You think that they’re gonna remember you when you fall? Is your death going to mean anything?”

His attention was back on you, and even if he seemed pissed you lived for that attention so you pushed on, grabbing onto his coat, “Is your life just one more lie?” 

Wilbur seized your hands, throwing you off of him, “(Y/n) that is enough!” 

You stumbled away, blindly grabbing the bottle from Niki, who simply grabbed your arm, leading you back toward the café. 

“What the hell was that?” She hissed. 

“This is gonna fail, I know its gonna fail. How can they not see that Niki? How can they not see that?” You rambled.

Niki pulled you past Eret and up the stairs to the storage room, “Stay up here, I’ll come get you once we’ve won.” 

“Not gonna win.” You mumbled, “Hey- you got anything to drink?” 

“Wine cabinet’s over there, don’t hurt yourself.” 

With that she was gone leaving you to your wine and your thoughts.

~~

It was a warm day, and you watched as Wilbur and the rest gathered around the gap in L’manburgs wall, cheering as Tommy held his musket high. 

Cheers of ‘we won’ fill the air, as your friends gathered around, cheering as the last of Dreams men fled, leaving L’manburg its freedom. 

‘I guess I was wrong.’ Still, you smiled as you moved to stand next to Wilbur and the others moved away.

‘I suppose you were.’ Wilbur smiled.

You looked up at the pale blue sky, ‘it is nice to see freedom, I do have to admit.’ 

‘i knew you’d come around (y/n).’

Sighing you looked at him again, ‘what now, Apollo?’

Wilbur’s hand grabbed yours, ‘we dance.’ 

You froze, ‘d- d- dance? you want to dance- with me?’ 

‘why not?’ he chuckled, ‘i know you can.’ 

Slowly you took his other hand. 

The day was warm, L’manburg was free, and you and Wilbur danced. 

Distantly you heard a yell, “He’s the leader!” 

‘Wil? what was that?’ you mumbled. 

‘whats what?’ 

“Wilbur was the one who nearly killed George!”

You looked around frantically before turning back to Wilbur, whos face seemed to change, looking beyond you, “Shoot me!” 

‘wha-’

Suddenly the day was cold, and not yet begun, as you bolted upright in the storage room of Niki’s café. 

L’manburg was not free, and Wilbur was stood proudly, his back to the wall, barley visible beyond Dream, Sapnap and Sam, who all had the barrels of there rifles aimed at his chest. 

Distantly, you felt yourself standing, “Long live L’manburg! I am one of them.” 

Wilbur’s face fell to shock, “(y/n) what are you-” 

The enemy still stood, frozen as you moved between there ranks, repeating, “Long live L’manburg! Take us both with one blow.” 

Wilbur was still staring at you in shock as you turned to him, “Do you permit it?” 

He smiled, understanding finally in his eyes, and then his hand was in yours as he turned back to face Dream, proud even in his last moments. 

The day was cold and not yet begun, Wilbur’s hand was in yours, and you could not feel the bullets enter your chest.

All you could feel was his hand in yours, his smile still warming your face, until there was nothing more.

#mcyt x reader #mcyt imagines #Wilbur soot #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot imagines #teddy06 writes

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Dream SMP Recap (April 23/2021) - The Lessons

Those resisting the Egg meet on Cloud Prime to prepare for the Red Banquet, composing backup plans and wondering if the Eggpire really is trying to turn over a new leaf.

Ranboo experiences something strange while talking to Foolish about the mansion and goes searching for some answers, confronting Sam at the prison.

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VOD LINKS:

Foolish

Philza

Captain Puffy

Jack Manifold

Ranboo

Hannahxxrose

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- Foolish picks out an outfit for the Red Banquet.

- Phil continues to work on the massive basement build.

- Puffy needs a Banquet skin as well. She meets Foolish at the Holy Land.

- Foolish shows Puffy the Nether Portal entrance to his summer home that he’s been working on. He also still needs therapy from the catmaid incident.

- They meet with Sam and Hannah on Cloud Prime. Foolish hands them all Rolexes for the Banquet.

- They discuss the Banquet. Sam says Bad told them they wanted to “turn over a new leaf.” They notice Bad used the same phrases for all of them. Foolish and Puffy are both skeptical. 

- Sam thinks they should have a backup plan. He pulls out diamond blocks, saying he can donate riches. The Eggpire doesn’t want them bringing items, but Sam thinks they should hide armor somewhere down near the Banquet area just in case.

- Hannah and Foolish leave.

- Antfrost comes over and Puffy and Sam briefly speak with him. They tell him they’re excited for the Banquet, for the hatchet that they’re going to bury and the leaf they’ll turn over.

- Right now, Antfrost is working on final preparations. Sam asks if there’s anything he can help with. Ant says they could bring shrimp for Puffy’s shrimp cocktails.

Puffy: “Well, I mean I was promised it was gonna be there -- that’s kinda the reason why I showed up, honestly, was -- was for the shrimp. And you know the leaf, of course, that we’re turning.”

Ant: “Of course, of course. It’ll be there, it’ll be there.”

...

Sam: “Is there anything specifically that we should look forward to?”

Ant: “I think just everybody getting along and you know, becoming one. Turning over a new leaf.”

- They say goodbye and Antfrost leaves.

- Sam and Puffy speak. Can they trust the other two, Hannah and Foolish?

Sam: “I know one of them’s your son--”

Puffy: “No, listen, listen. See, Foolish is innocent. He’s too good, too pure. But me and you, we’ve been here since the beginning. We’ve seen this unfold since the Egg showed up, and I don’t think they’ve seen all the bad.”

Sam: “I don’t think they quite grasp how much the Egg has changed those two.”

Puffy: “God no...”

- Sam has a plan: to set a trap to destroy the Egg if necessary. He’s hesitant, though, as he doesn’t want to destroy the Egg if they really are trying to turn over a new leaf. They can drop TNT down the tunnel right on top of the Egg. He’ll have to sneak in a lever somewhere.

- Sam wants to give them a chance to turn over a new leaf, but this is their last chance. It’s now or never to gain their trust back. 

- They agree to not tell Hannah and Foolish a thing about this. The less they know, the less danger they’ll be in.

- Puffy says goodbye and Sam leaves to collect TNT. They’ll speak later.

- Puffy wanders off and thinks to herself.

“This has to be on me and Sam. There’s no -- I trust Foolish and I trust Hannah, but they haven’t been here since the beginning. They don’t know. They don’t know better.”

“I wanna trust Bad, I wanna trust Antfrost and Punz and I wanna trust that they’re being honest and they do want to make a difference, but...just too much has happened, they’ve changed too much, and I think there’s too much to risk, there’s too much on the line. It has to be like this. It has to be done."

- Puffy goes to prepare sets of armor.

- Jack gets some Netherite enchanted.

- After Tubbo chooses Ranboo over Jack on his stream with Tommy, Jack goes and leaves a sign in front of Bee ‘n’ Boo to get back at him:

Hope you have fun owning your hotel with Ranboo

- Jack </3

“It’s the worst kind of villainy, chat...making his feelings hurt.”

- He goes back to enchanting.

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The Enderwalk Saga: Chapter One

The Lessons.

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- Ranboo is in Michael’s room. He draws the Axe of Ender for a few seconds before throwing Michael a golden apple.

- He has to go speak with Foolish to talk about the mansion about the payment. When he reaches the mansion, he finds Foolish in the library. Foolish has himself a cake.

- The mansion is nearly complete, and Ranboo is excited to move in.

- Foolish tours Ranboo around the mansion, showing him the various rooms, including a war room that Tubbo requested. Some he’s not sure about. Maybe he could get some books -- he asks if Ranboo’s much of a book-reader.

- There’s also a panic closet that Foolish has already tried out after a certain chandelier.

- Foolish tries to bring Ranboo back to the war room but loses his way. As they pass the bee on the lead, Ranboo draws his axe for a moment again. Foolish reaches it and shows Ranboo a secret back space.

- Foolish brings up the deal he made with Ranboo to thank him. Not the mansion, but the shulker box. Ranboo is confused -- what deal?

- Foolish’s voice fades away for a moment, replaced with Enderman noises.

Words appear on the screen.

Lesson 14:

If you have the opportunity to gain a favor, take it.

- Foolish tosses Ranboo a grass block to hold. Ranboo carries it as he continues talking to Foolish. He nervously tells him he’s just remembered he has things to attend to, and they can talk later.

- Foolish leaves, and Ranboo speaks to himself. He’s confused. What was that? What deal was Foolish talking about?

- He leaves the mansion and heads out from Snowchester back to the mainland. He says it must not have anything to do with the “experiments” he’s been doing. There wouldn’t be any side effects. 

- Ranboo pauses in front of Bee ‘n’ Boo.

“I remember this...I have to finish this."

Lesson 27:

Do not reminisce on what you have lost for it will weigh you down.

- Ranboo is confused. Why is he only remembering this? 

- The Prime Path is splattered in red.

“He’s still in prison...can’t have anything to do with him.”

- Ranboo walks past L’manhole, eating potatoes.

“It was all going so well...why now? Because of what?”

- He heads towards the Panic Room but passes it. He’s just going for a walk. He figures he needs to tell people what he’s done.

- Ranboo makes his way down the railway.

Lesson 53:

Never fully trust anyone.

- He just has to block them out. That’s what he’s been doing this entire time. The experiments were doing well, he figured out how to cause it. He knew there might be side effects, but he didn’t think that this is what it would be.

- He heads back the other way to Tommy’s summer home, stopping on the hill and looking towards the prison. He promised himself he wouldn’t go in there again. 

Lesson 67:

Leave no evidence of what you have helped with.

- What did he do?

- It’s just because he hasn’t eaten. He eats more potatoes and starts heading home.

Lesson 94:

DO NOT LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.

The words flash on the pages of a book.

- Ranboo stops in front of the Nether Portal.

He has to go to the prison. He needs to find the fourth book.

- Ranboo runs back to the prison. The red splatters continue on the path leading there.

“For the greater good. It’s for the greater good. It’s all for the greater good.”

- Sam is standing outside the entrance, cleaning up the ground. Sam tells him no one is allowed to visit the prison, but Ranboo pleads with him to be let in. Sam insists that no one can go in, especially not Ranboo.

- Ranboo says he doesn’t want to visit Dream.

Ranboo: “I need to be put in the prison, Sam...”

- He can’t tell Sam why. Sam says he doesn’t need to be in the prison, he hasn’t done anything wrong.

Ranboo: “I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT I HAVE!”

- Ranboo insists again. Just a couple years. He asks what he has to do. Sam says there’s nothing he can do that would make him put Ranboo in the prison.

- Ranboo tells him there are 93 reasons why, and there could be hundreds. Thousands.

- What if he paid Sam? Sam says no, that Ranboo’s a good person.

Ranboo: “I can’t tell you how wrong that is.”

Sam: “Ranboo I can’t put you in the prison, you wouldn’t be able to go see Michael anymore. What would Tubbo do? And Foolish is building you a house right now.”

Ranboo: “Exactly why I want to be put in there, Sam.”

- What if Ranboo put himself in the prison? Sam says he can’t. He wouldn’t lock Ranboo in there for things he only imagined he did.

- Sam draws his sword and tells Ranboo to go home.

Ranboo: “Are you gonna kill me?”

Sam: “I don’t want to. I don’t think I’ll have to. I think you should just go home.”

- Ranboo and Sam say some parting words.

Ranboo: “You have no idea what you’ve done.”

Sam: “Listen to me. You are a good person.”

Ranboo: “I am?”

Sam: “Yes, you are.”

Ranboo: “I don’t think so, Sam.”

Sam: “I do, even if you don’t.”

- Ranboo leaves.

“I know what I need to do. I’m not gonna get put in there...and I at least need answers. I need answers. I need answers right now. I need to go. I need answers, and I know who can give me answers. I know who can give me answers...”

“I have to go. I have to go to the one person I know who can give me answers in regards to this...okay. I know where to go, I know what to do. It’s dangerous, hard journey, but, I know what to do. I -- I shouldn’t have done anything. I shouldn’t have done anything! ‘Cause it was fine! But then my curiosity got the best of me and now -- now there are 93--94--90 -- there are so many reasons! That I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna remember anymore!”

“But...I’ve opened up Pandora’s Box. I’ve opened up Pandora’s Box...and I don’t know what to do. ‘Cause instead of closing it...there’s no way to close it."

- Ranboo returns to the Arctic. 

“The way that the Enderwalk works is something that I’ve been trying to figure out for a long time. But I know what can help me.”

- He enters his house and starts brewing splash water bottles.

“If I can’t get answers from anyone else...then I know the one thing that can give me answers.”

- Ranboo writes in his Memory Book: What am I?

“The one thing that can give me answers...is myself.”

- He throws down the water bottle and the screen goes black as the Enderman noises sound.

SEE YOU SOON.

- Hannah fixes up her house, making it pink again.

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