#darkiplier x male reader

[riotlain]

Egos with their s/o’s cat

Bc my cat is laying on me and being loud

shorter than usual bc i want to post

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

Iplier Egos

Darkiplier

He likes your cat

He just hates the fur

I feel like he’d talk to the cat casually-

“Hello there. How are you doing?” “Meow!” “Oh really?”

You’d never see him do it ofc

When you have your back turned hes cradling your cat

Every once in a while youll find a cat toy on the ground that you dont remember buying

It was Dark ofc

Wilford

Dog person but he doesnt mind cats

Definitely babys the cat tho

Holds it like a baby and walks around

“Have you fed the lil guy today?”

No guns around the cat

Will shoot anyone who insults your cat

Illinois

Bros literally never home bc adventures

But he find it nice when he visits you have a cat to rub against his leg

Pets it like a dog

If its a kitten he’ll put it on his shoulder and walk around your house with it

Gets cool artifacts for you cat??

10/10 Cat dad whenever hes over

Eric Derekson

Was scared of your cat being mean

Now hes emotionally attached to it

Rough day? Eric hangs with your cat

If your cats an outside one he’ll be so fucking scared sometimes

“What- what if your cat gets in a- uh- um- a fight?” Please reassure that your cat will be fine

Always gets lil toys or treats for your cat

Host

Host cant see your cat lol

He enjoys the cat fur tho

Unless its hairless then uh-

He definitely talks to your cat casually

“The Host asks how [Insert cat’s name]’s day has been?” “Meow!” “Well thats nice :)”

Emotionally attached to your cat now

Septiceye Egos

Anti

Hes an asshole to your cat

Would never hurt em or anything

Just bullies him

“Hey, Y/n! Look at this fatty!” * Anti holding up your cat*

Has beef with your cat for some reason??

“What’re you lookin’ at?”

Jameson

Cat person for sure

Cradles your cat

Gets lil toys for em

Literally the whole thing

“Looky here at this rascal!” *Pats your cats head*

Your cat will probably end up following him around alot

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[thatonechaoticbeing]

Meet the person behind the blog

Hi so I thought I would make this so I could get it off my mind. For starters-

My blog is not for kids!

It's PG-15 at least. I cover dark topics and I pull no punches. So, be aware. Some of my fics might be lighthearted, but that is not a blanket rule. Most of the time even the fluff fics have some dark themes.

I write based on personal experiences. My trauma and my mental health basically coat my writings like thick paint.

I write The Markiplier Cinematic Universe, IRIS, and Lego Monkie Kid fics. Sometimes I might just post something that's on its own, but that'll be rare.

Any and all things in these fics are based on my interpretation of the canon media and my personal headcanons.

Don't be surprised if I blip in and out of existence. Consistency doesn't exist here.

I do write ship and non-ship fics. Depends how I'm feeling on any given day.

I write mostly GN or Male povs if I do reader fics. Which will probably be rare.

Thanks for listening. See you in 2 years when I write again.

All my fics

Lego Monkie Kid

IRIS

Who Killed Markiplier

None yet!

#i hope this makes sense #I decided to finally fully set up my blog #the bio is basically a tldr of this post #take care of yourselves #lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #monkie kid macaque #monkie kid sun wukong #shadowpeach #lego sun wukong #monkey king #shadowpeaches #wkm darkiplier #wkm district attorney #who killed markiplier #darkiplier x gn reader #darkiplier x male reader

[leighsartworks216]

Pretty Boy

King!Darkiplier x masc!reader

Requested by @thecosmosstuff:

"Royal AU Dark x Reader 👀"

"Whenever you get in the right brain I wanna see your version of Dark calling reader a pretty boy brbrbr”

UHM OKAY SO I COMBINED THESE TWO AND UHM WELL IT GOT A LITTLE SPICY THATS ALL IM GONNA SAY

Warnings: things get a little heated 😳

Word Count: 708

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This meeting was getting old fast. The babbling nonsense of his most trusted courtier was grating on his nerves. Perhaps it was the long, drawn out syllables, or the bombastic gestures he performed; dancing around the throne like a peacock on parade.

Dark sighed, rubbing his temples to push away the on-coming headache. All the effort it took to become a king, and this was it? Certainly having all this power was overrated.

And then he saw it. His dark eyes landed on a familiar figure hiding behind a pillar. Salvation.

His lips curled devilishly around his words, his eyes never leaving you. “Leave.”

Wilford stopped in his tracks, peeking over the back of the throne. “I beg your pardon?”

Dark’s hand waved lazily in the air. “You’re dismissed. We’ll discuss…”

“Cape fabrics?” Wilford supplied.

The king couldn’t believe they were discussing such a dull topic. He sighed. “Yes, we’ll discuss it later.”

The courtier pouted, but Dark paid him no mind as he stomped out of the throne room. He sat back in his chair, relaxing into the plush, velvet cushions, legs spreading languidly as he pat his thigh - an offering you couldn’t refuse.

You tried to casually saunter over, to draw out the time between you, make him feel the same longing for touch as you did, but it was practically an eager skip to his trained eyes. You’d been together too long, and he knew how to read you like an open book.

“Thank you for saving me from that hell, darling,” he purred. Large hands grabbed your waist the moment you were within reach to pull you into his lap. “I’ll be sure to make my gratitude well known.”

You brushed back loose strands of dark hair from his face. He looked dashing in a crown - the polished gold metal, and glimmering blue and red jewels brought out his powerful aura. “Such high praise for such a small kindness.” You leaned down, nearly pressing your forehead to his, but not quite. Noses brushed, lips a mere inch away. He couldn’t tear his eyes from yours.

“Deserved praise.” His voice came as a low growl from the back of his throat. A hand resting over his chest sent the vibrations of his assertions up your arm in the form of goosebumps. “You should interrupt more often, dear heart.”

“And get in between you and your fabric choices?” you teased. His eyes darkened for a moment just thinking about Wilford’s obsession with always having the perfect material for every scrap of fabric that may come in contact with his body. “What kind of lover would I be then?”

Unable to bear the distance any longer, he pressed his forehead to yours, sighing at the contact. To touch you was a wonder he never wished to take for granted. “My dear,” he cooed, “to have you come between me and Wilford’s endless nonsensical droning is an honor of the highest order.”

A short, longing kiss graced your lips. You could feel the hidden desire for more behind his movements as he pulled away with great reluctance, as his hands tensed at your sides, as he breathed you in like this was the last time you would ever see each other. Your hand wrapped around his neck, fingers tangling in the long hair at his nape. He groaned as you tugged him in for another kiss, and another, and one more. He would devour you in this chair if he could.

Oh.

Oh.

What a brilliant idea.

A sinful grin split his lips as he wrapped an arm around your waist and held your thigh with a strong hand. In one strong movement, he was kneeling before you and you were sitting in his throne. Warm, wet kisses were trailed down your throat. Sharp teeth found your jugular and nipped ever so softly at the skin separating him from your lifeblood. He reveled in the shaky breath his actions pulled from your throat.

“Oh, my dear, gorgeous, pretty boy,” he nearly moaned into your skin. “I believe we have a meeting.”

Warm hands ran over your thighs, pressing them apart as a smirk pressed kisses into your jaw. “And I do believe it shall run a little long.”

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@hyperfixat

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[itsyourimaginaryworld]

Winter Nights | Darkiplier x Gender Neutral!Reader

Ship: Darkiplier x Gender Neutral!Reader Requested by: @fluffyfranny Warnings: horror (mild) Summary: Reader walks home alone on a winter night and Dark decides to mess with them. Notes: Posting this almost an entire year later, but I hope you still enjoy. I will write everything in my inbox eventually! x Words: 591

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Winter season had its pros and its cons. You had your snowy nights like these, which depending on how you looked at it, could be a good thing or a bad thing. You had hot chocolate and a cozy fireplace to look forward to when you’d get home, and you could sit in your blanket all snuggled up and reading a book (or more likely, scrolling through tumblr on your laptop.)

The cons, though... First of all you were incredibly cold, which had you cursing yourself for not bringing a better jacket for this weather. And second of all, the nights came way too early. The clock had barely hit quarter past five and it was already pitch black outside, not even a little bit of light from outer space to guide you, giving you a sense of fear as you walked through the empty streets by yourself.

Only a few more blocks to go. At least the snow had stopped falling down. You stopped for a second to brush the flakes out of your already wet hair and off of your jacket, when your eyes suddenly landed upon him.

The man in the suit stood under a flickering streetlight. Darkiplier, is what he had called himself. You’d only seen him a few times before, always during the nights after you watched horror movies, and while he had never hurt you, his presence was deeply unsettling to say the least. He had a red and blue glitchy effect around him, splitting him up in a sense, something you could only categorize as paranormal. But you knew in your heart that he was real, and not just a part of your wild imagination.

Because he had told you. He had showed you.

Tonight, however, something more was going on. Perhaps it was your already paranoid nature, but you needed to get away from him immediately. The two of you had already locked eyes, but maybe, it was not too late for you to turn around...

So you hurried off, adrenaline starting to surge through your veins now that you had turned your back on him. Into an alleyway you went, and you could hear footsteps behind you, closing you in.

“(Y/N)...”

His voice was so familiar and so nearby. You swallowed, tears now sparking into your eyes. Your fight-or-flight response started carrying you and you ran and ran, only to be faced with a dead-end at the end of the alleyway.

Oh no... God, please no—

“(Y/N), there’s no need to be so rude.”

You screamed as you turned around, covering your face with your arms and backing yourself into the brick wall as much as you could. Dark simply stood there, arms crossed over each other and a cold-blooded expression on his face.

He reached out. You prepared yourself for whatever was coming, hoping your death would be quick and painless. You closed your eyes tightly as the tears rolled down your face.

Dark put his arms around you and pulled you into him, your face buried in his neck now. While you were still scared, a part of you was met with surprise, and a sense of comfort that felt so misplaced. You felt his warm body against yours and his strong arm around your back, then making its way up to your head.

His other arm went to your chest and he rested his hand on your racing heart.

“You’re so easily scared, (Y/N),” Dark said with a chuckle as he brushed his fingers through your hair. “Don’t you know by now that I would never hurt you?”

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[112-darling]

How about a yandere darkiplier Headcanon

ouuuu I see you I see you alr also feel free to send them all at once! I don’t have a whole line waiting to be filled haha- THEY THEM DARK

•goddamnit-

DarkIplier

THE Darkiplier 

How the hell do you even get their attention?! 

Since Damien is still in there. And Celine isn’t heartless, you have the best bet of being taken care of

It’s almost soothing.  

But escaping is heart pounding. 

Every time their close you’ll hear painful ringing or see Royal blue and dark red around the corner 

They almost toy with you

Almost finding you before walking away. Suddenly a hand flys out and grabs you and drags you back to your room. 

You can travel the whole Ego manor, not like anyone will dare try and take you for their own greed. Knowing Dark will soon be on their ass 

They don’t play. At all, the second your gone from their sights the hunt begins 

They get high from your adrenaline 

And don’t drug you. Instead scares adrenaline into you to get you to have an adrenaline crash. 

Bastard. Bastard man woman demon

Bet your shiny ass that Wilford will also hunt you down and sell your ass off to Dark. 

Punishments aren’t even good! Hell even Wilford can’t stand them. Let alone any other Ego.

Stuck in a room blindfolded only left with the painful ringing of Dark

It’s bloody hell! Trust me. 

The others know their place and you should know yours. At least by now!

But doesn’t spend too much time watching you. Mostly will do paperwork 

Anti is on your side on this one. Anything to piss off the monotone fuck. He’ll let you hide in the SepticEye manor. 

Just be prepared for shit to go down

#yandere #tw yandere #yandere love #male yandere #Darkiplier x reader #Yandere DarkIplier x Reader #yandere x darling #x reader #fanfic #112 makes content #yandere x you #yandere x y/n

[jacksepticeye-simp]

Masterlist + DNIs

Green = Will do/Interact

Yellow = May not do/Thin ice

Red: Will not do/Do not Interact

I will do:

Markiplier egos

Jacksepticeye egos

X reader stories

Enemies to lovers

Monster/Royalty AUs (exg: Vampire Darkiplier x Royal fem reader)

Female Readers

Gender Neutral Readers

Male Readers

Limes

Interact:

Markiplier fans

Jacksepticeye fans

BATIM fans

FNAF fans

LGBTQ+ and/or allies

Crankgameplays fans

Natewantstobattle fans

Amyplier lovers (Mark x Amy)

Cat lovers

I might do:

FNAF x reader stories (Human characters only)

Smut

Yandere stuff

BATIM/BATDR stuff (Once again, only human characters please. If you want to fuck an ink monster then I'm making it human, somehow.)

Crankgameplays egos (I don't know much about his egos but I'll do my best to research about them)

Natewantstobattle egos (Same as the above)

Thin Ice:

People who kept complaining about the red eyes in the FNAF movie

MHA fans

Will NOT do under any circumstance:

Incest

Ships (egoxego)

Youtuber ships (Septiplier, crankiplier, whatever. Shipping real people is weird as fuck unless they're okay with it or are actually dating. Mark legit stopped collaborating with other youtubers for a while because people kept shipping him w them)

Pedophilia

Rape

Non-con

Dub-con

Abuse of any kind

DNI:

Religious people

Septiplier/Crankiplier shippers

Cat haters

People who like shotacons/lolicons

Proshippers

Racists

Homophobes

People who defend race-bending

Transphobes

Categories:

FANDOMS:

Markiplier egos:

Googleplier:

Beautiful (Yandere Googeplier x Gender Neutral reader || TW! IMPLIED BODILY MUTILATION)

Perfection (Part 2 of 'Beautiful' || TW! IMPLIED BODILY MUTILATION!)

Darkiplier:

Vulnerable (Darkiplier x Female Reader || TWs: None)

Behind the door (Darkiplier x reader || TW: Petrification)

Demonic charms, Part 1 (Darkiplier x female reader || TWs: None)

Head Engineer Mark:

Confident (Head Engineer Mark x reader)

Yancy:

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Actor Mark:

Do it for me~? (Actor Mark x GN reader || TWs: None)

Annus:

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Bingiplier:

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The God of Night:

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The Necromancer:

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Cool Patrol Mark:

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Septic Egos

Antisepticeye:

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Jameson Jackson:

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Chase Brody:

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Shawn Flynn:

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Jackieboyman:

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Marvin the magnificent:

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Robbie the zombie:

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Crankgameplays egos

Blankgameplays:

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Unus:

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Mad Mike:

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Winx Club:

Binded by Shadows (Ch1,Pt1)

I think that should be it for fandoms and characters. I'll add more to this in the future.

#markiplier egos #iplier egos x reader #masterlist #oneshot #jacksepticeye #jacksepticegos #septic egos #jackieboy man #proshitters dni #interact please #transphobes dni #pinned post #the god of night #god of night #iswm engineer mark #cat lovers #winx club #winx tecna #winx bloom #winx stella #winx valtor #enchantix #magix #charmix #winx flora #winx layla #winx aisha #winx au #winx rewrite

[donovan-writes]

I thought I’d make a rules for my requests so I can get those up and going!

Master List

Fandoms I write for:

Helluva boss

Hazbin Hotel

Star Wars

Marvel

The Arcana

Five Nights At Freddy’s

Spooky Month

Criminal Minds

Demon Slayer

Haikyuu!!

Fairy Tail

Bendy And The Ink Machine

Beastars

BNA

Harry Potter

Pokémon

Burnt

Stranger Things

MHA

What We Do In The Shadows

UnderTale/Deltarune

Good Omens

Arcane

Fantasy/DnD/monsters

Obey Me

Creepy pasta

Backrooms

YouTuber alternate egos (ex: Darkiplier)

Disney

Slasher movies

Jujutsu kaisen

Saw

the Collector, The Collection

COD

Things I will not write for:

South Park

My little pony

Lore Olympus

Dream SMP

Real life traumatic historical events (ex: twin towers)

I will write:

Horror

Gore

Death

Angst

Fluff

Platonic

Romance

Poly relationships

Canon x reader

Canon x canon

Gender bends

Alternate Universes and tropes/cliches

Mafia

If you want your OC to be apart of a horror fic I take requests for those. But my x canon is strictly for readers. There’s not enough gn and male readers on here to take away from that man

What I won’t write:

Smut

Female readers (read that again. I DON’T DO FEMALE READER REQUESTS. Please do not ask for it.)*

Child x child

Child x adult

Sexual assault

Really huge age gaps

God x mortal (idk it just icks me. Demon x mortal is fine)

Real life serial killers (I won’t do Netflix versions either. No Dahmer no Bundy.)

Pervertedness

No tentacle monster. I know I said monsters in I will but this is one I will never write for (Cthulhu monsters are different. I’m talking about that weird slime shit)

Real life people as ships (so no Markiplier x jacksepticeye and stuff)

I don’t do platonic parent x child reader. I’ll do parent and child canon relationships but not readers

* I will write for female characters but not female readers. It’s for a few personal reasons why I do this but my main one is there’s not enough gender neutral and male x readers on here

I write both headcanons and fanfics. Some stories may get turned into series but not all of them sorry guys. If you don’t specify if you want headcanon or fanfic I’ll decide myself. Please specify if you want male or gender neutral reader. No female readers. If anything is not on this list that you wanna try and request go for it! This list will be updated when more stuff comes up and there’s no harm in trying to ask for stuff if you don’t see it here! If you consistently break my rules I’ll block you.

#criminal minds #marvel #x male reader #x gender neutral reader #the arcana #Disney #helluva boss #Hazbin hotel #fanfics #star wars #demon slayer #haikyuu #fairy tail #harry potter #horror #creepypasta #stranger things #pokemon #mha #undertale #deltarune #good omens #what we do in the shadows #bendy and the ink machine #the backrooms #spooky month #five nights at freddys #fantasy #jujutsu kaisen #call of duty

[2braincellslz]

#the corinthian #the corinthian x male reader #theon greyjoy x male reader #gays on the fyp #the corinthian x male yn #the corinthian x reader #the corinthian x you #theon greyjoy #theon greyjoy x reader #tyler galpin x male reader #tyler galpin #tyler galpin x y/n #good omemes #good omens #newton goodomens #the sandman #got x male reader #game of thrones x male reader #game of thrones #got #darkiplier x male reader #darkiplier #fanfic #tumblr polls

[tickled-2-death]

Introduction:

Hi, this is my tickle sideblog! I’ve been on the community for a long time and have decided to branch out to taking public requests, as well as interacting with others of similar interest. Feel free to say hello any time, I don’t have any friends who are in the community unfortunately, so I’m always open to talk! The following will be a list of rules and personal boundaries for requests as well as any other interaction, as well as a list of characters/fandoms I write for.

(See tag “template” for prompt ideas.)

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Fandoms:

- The Magnus Archives (exclusively nonsexual for Jon, and I only write Martin with Jon romantically speaking. I’ll write for just about anybody in the whole podcast though, so don’t be shy to ask).

- Resident Evil (Leon, Chris, Wesker, Ethan, etc.)

- Red Dead Redemption (Kieran is my favorite, but I’ll write just about anybody if you ask).

- Arcane (Silco, Jinx, Vi, Viktor, etc.)

- NBC Hannibal (Hannigram and Chilton mainly, but I’ll write for some of the others if asked).

- Supernatural (mainly interested in Destiel, Gabriel, and Crowley, but I’ll write for almost anybody).

- Markiplier/JSE egos (fictional characters exclusively, like Darkiplier, Antisepticeye, etc.)

- Far Cry 5 (Especially John x Deputy, but I’ll write for Jacob, Pratt, etc as well).

- Borderlands (Rhys, Handsome Jack, etc.)

- What We Do In The Shadows (tv series only, mainly Nandermo but I’ll write for the others as well!)

- Marvel (Only Steve Rogers, sorry.)

- Inside Job (Really only Brett and Reagan, sorry.)

If you’re interested in a character or fandom that isn’t listed here, feel free to ask!

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

What I’ll Write:

- SFW or NSFW tickling, specify which you’d like with your request.

- x readers (specify if you want GN, female, male, etc).

- hcs

- bondage

-begging

- Sub/dom dynamic, sexual or nonsexual.

- tickle torture/interrogation/punishment

(Excessively NSFW begins under the cut)

- orgasm denial/delay/edging

- overstimulation/post-orgasm torture

- honorifics (sir/ma’am, mommy/daddy, master, etc).

- degradation/praise

- impact play

If you are interested in something that isn’t listed here (and isn’t listed in the “What I Won’t Write” section), don’t be shy to ask.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

What I Won’t Write:

- Noncon for sexual situations (anything I write will be under the implication of previously given consent if it isn’t explicitly stated in the text, and any situation of tickle torture will be portrayed as more or less lighthearted).

- Bodily fluids other than what you would expect. (That means no vomit, urine, etc and I don’t go into detail about anything else).

- real people

- underage characters (including characters who appear or act underage, even if they technically aren’t. Unless it’s a strictly SFW context.)

- Ageplay in a sexual context.

- Fetishization of religions, races, sexualities, etc.

- Incest NSFW (That includes both biological or adoptive familial relationships. If they are implied to have an exclusively familial relationship, I won’t write it sexually.)

- Misgendering kink or anything of the sort.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Now that’s out of the way, requests are open and anon asks will always be on. Spam is totally allowed either way.

[riotlain]

Egos with a psychic s/o

im mentally ill

reader can read minds woah

short bc i need stuff outta my drafts

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

Iplier Egos

Darkiplier

Constantly reading his mind is an actual pain

He tries to keep calm around you and keep his thoughts at bay

He thinks of you alot tho

He usually asks what other egos are thinking about

Mainly Wilford

Hes concerned that Wilford may have killed another person today-

Wilford

Annoying ass

“What am I thinking of now, Dear?” “The body you buried yesterday…”

Also asks what everyone else is thinking

He’s interested in whatever Googles thinking

“Wilford, I cant read an AI’s mind-”

Worth a shot

Illinois

Horny ass

His mind is like everywhere ig??

‘Adventures, cool artifacts, hows Y/n doing, sex-‘

Ig your power handy when adventuring

“Can you uh, hear anyone close by?”

Host

My fucking lord

He knows whats always happening so ig you do too

Always apologizes for it

“The Host sincerely apologizes for his loud thoughts, Y/n..”

Yall get to both be omniscient ig??

Eric

His thoughts are always loud and racing

Constant what ifs and shit from his dad

And he also feels bad you have to hear it all

“I-Im so sorry you um- have to uh.. h-hear my t-thoughts??”

He tries to stay calm around you

Which turns his thoughts incomprehensible at that point

‘Uhmydadwaity/nsheresoishouldntbethinkingthatnajdjjgkf’

The Jims

They all think in unison/j

But like they all think generally similar thoughts

Its usually about the news and such

Im convinced they speak telepathically

‘Jim, do you think this will be good for viewing?’ ‘Why of course Jim! Why wouldn’t it be?’

How? Idk either

Google

You cant read AI

If you could it would be generally boring

‘Main objective: Date night with Y/n. Secondary Objective: Destroy Humanity.’

He does often ask what everyone else is thinking

He wants to know what the human mind is like

Septiceye Egos

Anti

Jit mind is wack

Like he be thinkin the most deranged things and then think ‘Im hungry’

He thinks of you alot surprisingly

Thinks of how attractive he thinks you are

and

Idk sex

Robbie the Zombie

He thinks pretty slow thoughts

Honestly its like static in there

He does have his lil thoughts

'Y/n's pretty' or 'I'm hungry'

Stuff like that

Battle Egos

Phantom

Def wanted your silly lil soul at first

You literally read his mind and just stared at him blankly

“Bro why you want my soul🤨🤨”

Bro was like “Shit man-“

Now that yall datin his mind is usually business, plannin date nights, makin sure Mare isnt up to funny business

The usual

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[sardonic-the-writer]

Hey uhm, do you feel like writing smut today? If so, could I get a wilford Warfstache x male reader x darkiplier? Where reader is like a close friend of the two but all three of them had started catching feelings for each other (mainly Wilford & dark falling for reader) and one day they all agree on maybe have like a threesome? The rest you of course decide yourself! :)

Aughhhh

No smut pleaseeee

Besides today I'm focusing more on painting something I've been working on for a couple days now!

I'm sorry. Maybe if you requested this another time I could :D

#sardonics anons #anon <3

[crazy-ego]

Ask box is open!!

 Guidelines/Rules

I’ll update this with whether requests are open or not at any current time, as well any new rules I find need to be added. Please keep an eye on this post before sending in a request.

Updated: 2/06/2023

Requests are currently: Open

First and foremost: minors DO NOT INTERACT! This is an 18+ blog, you’re not welcome here.

Writing:

My default is female X character, but male and gender neutral requests are perfectly fine to send in.

I don’t write ego x ego, but I will however write ego x reader x ego

Anything to do with watersports, scat, age play, non-con, and A/B/O are huge no’s

I of course reserve the right to say no to any stuff and kinks that I haven’t thought of, and might find I don’t like in the future.

Characters:

Resident Evil:

-Chris Redfeild

-Karl Heisenberg

-Alcina Dimitrescu

-Donna Beniviento

Markiplier Egos:

-Yancy

-Engineer Mark

-Darkiplier

-Googleplier

-Illinois

-Wilford Warfstache

- Abe

- Gunther B Gunnerson

Sonic movies:

-Agent stone

-Ivo Robotnik

-Tom Wachowski 

Kingsmen Movies:

-Harry Hart (Galahad)

-Merlin

-Eggsy

-Agent Whiskey

- Agent Tequila 

Please feel free to ask for other characters, but please make sure they are 18+ as I will not age up characters that are children.

#ask box #ask #markiplier #markiplier egos #markiplier egos fanfiction #sonic fanfiction #sonic #resident evil #resident evil 8 #rules #guidelines

[thegingerwriter]

Hello! Sorry to bother but I saw you were doing requests :)) could you do a darkiplier x reader, with he/him pronouns please? Could you write something about the reader helping dark welcome touch? That boy is hella touch starved, if not that's okay! Hope you are well, thank you in advance :))

It started with... a sandwich?

Pairings and or Characters: Darkiplier x he/him reader, with appearances from Illinois and Wilford

Summary: Dark's had a rough couple of days... and he's not exactly sure how to ask for... a hug? But you're there to let him know it's completely okay.

Pronouns: He/him

Warnings: Absolutely none

The book in your hands had completely consumed you for the entirety of your morning. It wasn’t uncommon for you to get so lost in your stories, whether that was an actual book or your own, it was a pastime you greatly enjoyed. So, it should come as no surprise that when a knock came at your door in the early afternoon, you were startled to find Illinois, telling you to come down to eat some lunch.

“I’ll be down in about 15 minutes, Illi. I just want to finish the chapter-. You didn’t look up at him again as you turned your page and continued to read. But the book was soon pulled out of your hands and out of reach above your head. “Request denied,” Illinois said strictly, continuing to hold the book way above your head. Curse him being so tall!

You jumped, trying to make a grab for the book, but the action got you absolutely nowhere. “Illinois! Give me the book back!”

“You haven’t left this room all day. You can take a break for half an hour and eat some food, Y/n.”

Illinois’s voice left no room for argument, and you huffed, frustrated. He seemed pleased at you admitting defeat, choosing to tuck your book under his arm instead of leaving it on your desk as he led you out the door and towards the kitchen.

Truth be told, Illinois did have a bit of a point- you could get so caught up in your own thoughts and activities you completely forgot you needed to fulfil your basic human needs in order to survive. Like eating lunch or going to sleep. Forgetting to come out of your room sounded exactly like another ego you knew-

“Did you convince him to come down?” You heard Wilford’s voice around the corner as Illinois in front of you entered the kitchen.

“Yes…” You grumbled, appearing right behind him.

“I kidnapped his book,” Illinois said proudly, producing it for a moment, but instantly hiding it again when your face lit up at the sight of your book again.

“Pumpkin, you’re as bad as Darky sometimes.” Wilford beckoned you over the kitchen island, gesturing for you to sit down on one of the stools.

“Oh please, no one is bad as Dark.” You shot back, eagerly eyeing the grilled ham and cheese sandwich that Wilford slid across the bench to you. You took a bite, failing to hide the fact that you were obviously very happy that they had dragged you out of your room to come eat some food. If there was anything Wilford could make better than anyone, it was a grilled cheese toasty.

“Hey, can I have a glass-.”

“Orange juice?” Wilford stopped you, sliding the glass gently across the bench into your hand.

“Thanks, Wil.” You smiled. After a few more moments of eating, you looked up at Wilford, slightly frowning. “Hold on, is Dark home today? I thought he was gone with everyone else?”

“To my knowledge.” Wilford nodded. “He’s up in his gloomy little library.”

“Then…why isn’t he down here?”

Wilford and Illinois both chuckled.

“What?” You spoke.

“Kid, if you wanna go and try and give him some food, be our guest.” Illinois laughed, and you rolled your eyes.

They were being dramatic, honestly. Yes, Dark could be a little intimidating at times. He ran the entire household, he was at the top of the food chain, and he was very clearly in charge. But you thought that not enough people were kind to him. There were a few rare occasions that you and Dark had some special moments- bringing each other hot chocolate or coffee on late nights you were both up late working, and him lending you books from his precious library.

“I’ll take him a sandwich.” You said, standing up and grabbing a plate. “God knows he likes me way more than he likes you.”

You made your way out of the kitchen and to the staircase, slowly making your way up the carpeted stairs while holding the plate steady in your hands.

A sudden wave of anxiety shot through your entire body like a bucket of cold water being splashed in your face as you reached the top of the stairs. You had no idea what kind of mood Dark was in today, and that was critical to whether or not you would be welcomed into the room with a reluctant but warm smile, or whether you would be yelled at for interrupting his afternoon and being told not to disturb him again. Though, he didn’t really yell at you often. The most he did when he was agitated (and rarely at you), was grumble and just hide away in his study.

You were also probably nervous because…well. It’s Darkiplier. There was no denying your obvious feelings for him. You knew it, the egos in the house certainly knew it, and Dark probably knew it. But what surprised them most was that you had been told several times by everyone else that Dark liked you. Perhaps it was because they took notice of the times Dark went out of his way to make sure you were okay- often after he yelled at the rest of the household.

It wasn’t necessarily an impossible option, but it still seemed so unlikely that you seemed to dismiss the idea completely and just continue to get Dark used to your blossoming friendship.

You walked down the hallway, soon coming to a stop outside the door you had become familiar with as Dark’s study.

“Here goes nothing.” You said lowly to yourself, taking a deep breath before reaching your hand up to knock on the door.

“Y/n?” You jumped as a deep voice came from behind you, turning to see Dark.

The man was in his more casual clothes (as casual as Dark could get), black pants and his white buttoned shirt, with a few buttons left open. You noted that he had his shoes off, black socks contrasted to the red patterned carpet beneath your feet.

You looked up at his face, taking a second to take in his hair, slightly less groomed than usual. It was kind of… hot.

You noticed you were still blankly staring at him when you watched him raise a curious eyebrow at you.

“Are you alright?” Dark spoke, eyeing your face before letting his eyes drift downwards to the plate in your hands. “You’ve um…” Dark trailed off and looked at the floor and you followed his gaze.

“Oh goddamit.” You huffed, realising that when Dark had appeared before you before, you had jumped enough to drop the very sandwich you came up here to deliver. You leant down to retrieve it, your face burning with embarrassment for the briefest of moments.

When you stood back up, you nearly bumped heads. Dark must have been debating picking it up for you but stopped halfway and just leant over you.

“Did you bring that up for me?” He asked, a genuine look of sympathy and kindness to let you know the previous slip had not made him think any less of you.

“Yea.” You said quietly, watching as Dark reached across you to open the door to his study before turning back to you, and gently taking the plate from your hands.

Your eyes met again, and you watched as he gestured with his head to the study in front of you, welcoming you inside, but also leaving enough room for you to say no.

You gave the slightest of nods, letting your feet catch you as practically fell forward and let Dark follow you into the room. It was dim as the door closed behind you both- but only for a moment- before the fireplace on the far wall roared to life, as well as the other candles placed evenly around the room to give the whole space a nice glow.

Looking at it, with his desk and his large bookshelves and cosy sofa, you could see why it wouldn’t be hard to want to stay in here for hours on end.

You got lost in looking at the books on the shelves, as you did the many times you had the pleasure of briefly being in Dark’s precious study. It was almost your favourite space just as much as it was his.

The gentle clink of the plate being set on the desk snapped you out of it, and you turned back to him.

Dark’s voice was scrunched in thought like he was debating speaking his mind on something, but continuously doubling back.

“Dark?” You spoke, breaking the silence and making him finally meet your eyes. “Is everything alright?”

He leant one hand on the desk, an almost laughable attempt to seem ‘casual’. “Why wouldn’t it be?” He shrugged at you.

You gave him a look, and he sighed deeply, taking a few gentle steps towards you, causing you to look up ever so slightly at him. You tried to convey it was safe for him to tell you anything in only your eyes, but you didn’t think that was the only thing to prompted him to speak. Dark just kind of always…knew.

“When I met you at the door a moment ago, I was actually on my way back from your room.”

“My room?” He nodded. “Why? I didn’t even know you were home today actually.”

Dark shifted in front of you. Was he…nervous?

“It’s been a… I suppose you could call it rough? It’s been a rough couple of days. And I…”

Your face softened at the sight of him, so tongue-tied and struggling to tell you this. Your heart was completely melting at him choosing to be so vulnerable around you though.

“I suppose my brain just went to a few of the times you’ve needed some comfort? Just to sit with someone and…my God this was such a stupid idea to begin with-.” Dark began to ramble, attempting to take a step back from you before he stopped when you grabbed his hand.

“You wanted to come see me because you needed a hug and to sit with someone rather than sitting alone with your own thoughts all the time, didn’t you?” You helped him, gently pulling him back to you with your hand and running your thumb over his knuckles.

“I think so.”

You took a moment to take him in- Dark was so rarely vulnerable, even around you. And this? You needed a second to take it all in.

“Well step one, I think, is to let me hug you for a minute.” You said, watching as Dark stiffened in preparation.

You wrapped your arms around his middle, letting your cheek push against his shoulder, trying to tell him to relax with nothing more than a slight squeeze in your arms. There was silence for a moment, before the sound of rustling fabric, and then his large arms wrapped around you. One of his hands slowly and reluctantly came to the back of your head, holding you to him like he was afraid you would let go too soon.

You shifted from cuddling him to letting Dark hold you close to him, cradling you against his body tightly, but not tightly enough you thought he could actually break you.

You let your fingers gently run over his back, tracing gentle patterns and feeling him breathe steady breaths against you. Within moments, you felt so much of his tension disappear, letting himself be seen by you, to be touched and comforted.

Dark’s hand on the back of your head shifted, and you suddenly felt his fingers push into your hair, like he thought he could possibly pull you any closer.

“Dark?” You spoke, not realising how hard he was squeezing you until you found you had very little breath to even get his name out.

“Hm?” You felt the rumble of his chest pushed against yours, and you had to admit, it was tempting to just say here for the rest of the day instead of your next idea.

“I have another idea.”

Dark pulled back, his hand still on your head, eyes filled with curiosity. “What’s your idea?”

“Read to me? In front of the fire? I know you seem to get cold, but I do, and I’ll tell you what- I could use some cuddles while listening to your beautiful voice.” You said.

The smile you received in return was unexpected, but it warmed you to see it. What was unexpected was his hand finding yours barely a moment later and pulling you gently to the fireplace and the cushions.

He sat down without a word, letting you get comfortable laying amongst the pillows before deciding to rest your head in his lap so he could gently run his fingers through your hair again.

You sat up all of a sudden, suddenly remembering you could go and try and convince Illinois to give you your book back so Dark could read, when you saw the very same book in Dark’s hands.

“Didn’t Illi have-.” You laid back down and Dark’s hand found your hair again.

“You know me.” Dark’s voice came from above you, and you couldn’t help the smile that crept onto your face, as well as the small chuckle. “Don’t tell Illinois.”

“Promise.” You said finally, settling in as Dark began to read.

You listened to his voice, letting his words wash over. You could feel yourself drifting off, but you didn’t think it was particularly important to stay awake. And, truth be told, it would probably be one of the best nights of sleep you would have had in a while.

Dark read to you for a while- you couldn’t tell how long it had been- you didn’t even notice when you discovered the only thing you could hear was his tender breaths and the crackling of the fire in front of you both. You turned your head to the side to find Dark had chosen to lay down next to you, and you had to stop yourself from letting out a small laugh.

If you told the other egos you and Darkiplier had ended up snuggling up in front of the fire in his study, they probably would have laughed, or told you that you were crazy. And yet here you were.

You let yourself enjoy the moment, blindly reaching behind you to find Dark’s arm and pull it around you. Some part of him was a little bit awake, because in an instant you were being pulled against him again, and you laced your fingers together.

You wondered what Illinois and Wilford thought when you left the kitchen to take Dark a sandwich and didn’t return for several hours.

Well, if they hadn’t come looking for you by now, you thought that another few extra hours wouldn’t hurt anyone.

God knows you both needed it.

#darkiplier x reader #darkiplier x male reader

[yeet-me-dad-dy]

Home in My Heart

Summary: Reader is anxious that Dark is going to leave them.

Warnings: None.

Characters: Darkiplier x Reader

Words: 1,059

Suggested by @moriimae​. I hope this is okay. I don’t know how your anxiety presents, so I went with my own experiences. Also, it’s not very angsty. (._. )

Your stomach twisted and churned as you paced back and forth in front of the living room couch. You could taste blood from where you had been chewing your bottom lip, and if you kept picking at your cuticles, you were sure that you wouldn’t have any more soon enough. Unfortunate that you couldn’t seem to bring yourself to stop.

Dark had been distant. You know he’s a busy man, of course he is, so at first you just believed that he was focused on work. You had yourself convinced of it. Now, though,  you weren’t so sure. Now, it seemed to you like he just… wasn’t interested in you like he used to be. You’ve wanted to bring it up, but you don’t want to end up pushing him away, and he probably wouldn’t want to talk to you anyway.

“Y/N?”

You stopped in your tracks and whirled around to face the living room archway. 

“Are you okay darling? I called you three times and you didn’t answer.”

“Oh, yeah. Yeah, I’m fine. Sorry, just… thinking.”

The smile you offered wasn’t convincing and Dark’s brow furrowed as he stepped beneath the archway and moved into the room. He stalked toward you elegantly, as he always does, with a look of concern directed straight at you. You chuckled and smiled again, trying to convince both him and yourself that everything was fine, but he didn’t buy it. He saw right through you.

He stopped before you and studied your face closely for a moment before his hand rose to your cheek. He stroked it gently with a knuckle and you brought your own hand up to rest over his. 

“I’m fine,” you insisted.

“Don’t lie to me, love. Talk to me.”

You pulled your bottom lip into your mouth to chew it once more, and Dark leaned forward to kiss your forehead in response.

“Talk to me,” he repeated gently, his voice low and soft, and his eyes big and brown and as comforting as ever.

You sighed and swayed forward, and he opened his arms to allow you to fall against his chest. He wrapped you in a hug and you nuzzled your face in the crook of his neck, breathing his warm scent deeply.

“I’m worried… about us. Or… about me, I guess.”

Your stomach twisted once more, only this time your heart accompanied it. It pounded in your chest, echoed in your ears so loudly that you almost didn’t hear his response. 

“Why are you worried about us?”

You lifted your head to look at him and he leaned back to allow room between the two of you so that he could gaze at you in return. He looked hurt. Almost… scared.

You felt sick. You shouldn’t have said anything. You should have insisted that everything was fine. Dark steadied your shaking by placing a hand on either of your arms and rubbing gently. 

“Tell me what’s on your mind,” he insisted, as gently as before. 

You gulped again and took in a breath, trying to steady yourself in tandem with his own attempts.

“Well… I dunno. You’ve seemed… distant. I thought maybe you were getting tired of me…”

“Tired of you?” His eyes widened in surprise. “No, darling, never. I’ve been busy, and I know I’ve been neglecting you, but I could never grow tired of you. You mean everything to me.”

“I know you’re busy, which is why I didn’t say anything… But even when you’re not working, I feel like we hardly talk. The only conversations we have lately are small talk. I know I’m not interesting, but you’ve just seemed particularly bored of me lately.”

“Oh, love…” He frowned and pulled you back into the hug, holding you tight. “I’m so sorry, darling. I haven’t meant to make you feel like this. You’re so very far from boring. There’s just been so much on my mind, and it’s all jumbled up. I have a hard time thinking of anything but work right now. It’s not you.”

You held him back and took a moment to bury your face in his neck again. Your chest heaved as you let out a deep sigh and he held you closer, rubbing soft circles on your back with his warm hands.

“I’m so sorry,” he repeated, his voice so low that it rumbled in his chest when he spoke.

Finally, he pulled away and held your hands as he gazed at you with a soft smile.

“Allow me to make it up to you? Let’s go to dinner, like we used to before this whole mess started, and I’ll do my best to focus less on work when I’m at home. Can we do that? Will you let me try and do better?”

His words and the loving look on his face tugged at your heartstrings, and a stray tear welled up and escaped down your cheek. You nodded, and this time it was your turn to pull him into a hug. You squeezed him so hard that his breath left him in a rush, and he chuckled. He pulled away once more, only long enough to get your attention so that he could swoop in and press his lips to yours in a soft kiss. Your eyes fluttered closed and you hummed, content.

He chuckled when he pulled away and you tried to chase after his lips with a disgruntled groan.

“We can have fun later if you want,” he laughed. “For now, what do you say to pizza and a movie or two?”

You clicked your tongue and squinted at him. “I like the idea of pizza, but I’m not in the mood for a movie.”

He thought a moment and then a sly smirk crept onto his face.

“How about pizza and a Mario Kart tournament?” he suggested. “I still owe you a rematch for the last time I beat you into the dust.”

You scoffed and smacked him playfully on the chest.

“You didn’t beat me. Teasing while we play is cheating.” 

He shrugged. “You’re too easy.”

You smacked him again, and he laughed heartily as you stepped away from him and stalked to the entertainment center, where you found the controllers for the Switch. You tossed him the red one, while you kept the blue. 

“Alright, pretty boy. You’re on.”

#darkiplier x reader #darkiplier x gender neutral reader #darkiplier x male reader #darkiplier x female reader #darkiplier fanfiction #markiplier egos #markiplier egos fanfiction #darkiplier fanfic #markiplier egos fanfic #darkiplier

[donovan-writes]

Master list

Will be updated as more continue

Helluva boss

Hazbin Hotel

Star Wars

Kylo Ren x GN Reader

Marvel

Quentin Beck x GN Reader pt1

Quentin Beck x GN Reader pt2

The Arcana

Five Nights At Freddy's

Spooky Month

Criminal Minds

Demon Slayer

Haikyuu!!

Fairy Tail

Bendy And The Ink Machine

Beastars

BNA

Harry Potter

Pokémon

Burnt

Stranger Things

MHA

What We Do In The Shadows

UnderTale/Deltarune

Good Omens

Arcane

Fantasy/DnD/monsters

Obey Me

Creepy pasta

Backrooms

YouTuber alternate egos (ex: Darkiplier)

Disney

Ernesto De La Cruz x Male Reader

Saw

Saw Flower Headcannons

Saw Cuddle Headcannons

Homicidal Family Headcannons

Misc.

#gay #criminal minds #fanfic #marvel #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #star wars #the arcana #arcane #fnaf #spooky month #demon slayer #haikyuu #fairy tail #batim #beastars #bna #MHA #what we do in the shadows #stranger things #burnt #pokemon #undertale #good omens #obey me #creepypasta #fantasy #dnd #monsters #harry potter

[2braincellslz]

My WIP list:

Home Again (GNF x GN reader. Y/N visits George in the UK. They end up getting closer)

A Day and You'll Die Outside (sweater duo. Wilbur cant get home because of the wether so he crashes at his friends house. Homies being homes)

Prettier Then Lilys (Dream x Male YN. Dream has just face revealed. On top of worring about his face he worries about showing off his boyfriend and being open about being in a mlm relationship. Yn helps him out.)

Foolish x GN yn cuddling hc

Love And Capitalism (Dad!Schlatt listens to Male YN talk about his crush on someone at his school. Schlatt uses Capitalism to help him win them over)

Suit And Rose (Darkiplier x Male reader. Yn gets lost in the woods late at night. He runs in to the manor and goes to ask for help. As it is late, the home owner asks him to come in for some food and light conversation. After YN leaves he cant help but want to come back again. The more YN comes back though the more feelings start to grow.)

Plz send in more requestssss

#wip #wip list #writing #fanfic #fanfiction #submissions