The prince of the southern isles wants to have a word about frozen ship…
At some important political events Caleb Lars and thimothee ( 11th prince or the southern isles) are watching Anna and Elsa from the distance…
Caleb : « big smile on his face » look at her she is so adorable funny charismatic the queen of arendelle is such a pleasure for politic events she brought joy and happiness.
Lars : you mean clumsy and in a serious lack of manner I don’t even know if her sister make her royal education a queen cannot become a queen just like that !
Caleb : « rolled his eyes » you mean cold and boring princess elsa ?
Lars : she is not cold and boring she got serious very powerful power
Caleb : I just say has things goes diffenrrly Hansy would have makes such a cute couple with queen Anna !
Lars : so now you cared for hans ? « Laugh » no no elsa was far better for him
Caleb : well since the beginning you got such an obsessive helsa agenda Lars it’s distributing Hans himself was more appeal by Anna « giggle »
Lars : « hurt » that’s was because elsa was having her magical power to hide ! That’s all hans goes to Anna because elsa was not open !
Caleb : Hanna is better anyway !
Lars : helsa !!!
Caleb : Hanna !
Lars : helsa anyway !
Caleb : « laugh » Hanna !!! Lars get it that’s Hanna !!!
Lars : and you you don’t seems to know that hans first choice was elsa !
Caleb : nah that’s was your choice hans choice was Anna !!
Lars : yes because elsa choice was…don’t open to people and hide her power !!! Anna annoyed him !
Caleb : no Hans liked anna this is elsa and her magical power that annoyed him !!!
Lars : but anna her she is in love with kristoffer they are beautiful and adorable and you can’t ship her with Hans he broke her heart !! Kristanna OTP !!!
Caleb : « laugh » and yeah and if it wasn’t for hans breaking anna heart she will be with him kristoff is a second choices !!!! Hanna OTP
Thimothee : anyway he tried to kill both of them and if they weren’t sister they will thousand more fit with each other’s that with hansy. so the topic is closed.
Thimothee : on the other hand kristoff…..(smile)
Caleb Lars : « confuse »
Caleb : that’s weird Tim..
Thimothee : of course that’s weird for an homophobic mind like yours…
Lars : no no he is right you can’t ship queen Anna fiancé with her ex fiancé that’s so messed up.
Thimothee : oooooho what about à trouble between queen Anna hans and the peasant kristhanna.. » excited »
Lars : …
Caleb : …
Lars : and where to you put elsa in all of this ?
Thimothee : elsa is gay and her girlfriend is honeymaren obvisouly.
Lars and Caleb : who is honeymaren ??????
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Summing up jaune's crossover ships
WARNING THIS POST IS FOR COMEDY ONLY! I'M NOT CRITICIZING YOUR SHIP OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
1-KnightLight
You liked the dynamics of the two and the first film of the RWBY x DC crossover, but you are very sad knowing that Jaune and his team wouldn't be in the sequel.
2-Heavenly knights (Art from @brokentrafficknight)
Arkos but if Pyrrha was a knight and had a giant arsenal of armor and swords. Joking aside and a good ship, the two characters match.
3- Dolphin Knight.
You like dragonslayer and final fantasy. This is a good ship I must agree and I love the jokes about Tifa being Italian with Jaune.
4- Early Moon Knight
You like white knight and you really liked the idea of weiss from ice queendom then it comes to your head ''And you take the idea of weiss from ice queendom to the extreme'' and boom there is this ship.
5- Frozen Knight
Remember what I said about the previous ship and the same thing for this one but instead of going to the extreme you thought beyond the limit!!
6- Usagi Knight
Congratulations you want jaune's pelvis to be broken!
7- Lightning Blade
Two things: You think Jaune is a person who likes cats. You want jaune's pelvis to be broken with speed.
9- Bad Luck Knight
I can fix her/i can make him worse.
10- Empress Knight
Yep, nora haircut tip for Jaune was so good that it made even the empress from another dimension fall in love with him.
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❄️ Iceburns 🔥
GUYS I LOVE MY PARENTS. 🤧💕✨💖
AAAA WRIST GRABS. ✨✨ I love men who do wrist grabs. 🤭 Hans would so make those moves. 🙈💕
The more I brainrot and think of Hans x Elsa, the more I love them. How are they one of the best Disney couples and they aren’t even technically canon? I’m delulu and it really is the solulu. 🤡
I posted a WIP of this ages ago, idk why it took me so long to post the finished piece. 🙈
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We fucked up as a society and I’m very tired of 2023 and not being able to ship my favourite ships anymore, like a character not eveyone loves, having my own opinion.
When I say I ship Helsa people go INSANE. Not only they tell me I’m weird and crazy but sometimes also give me death threats. Once I left a comment on tiktok saying : „I dont ship elsamaren but I love your edits!” And then this girl checked my account and saw Hans/Helsa tiktoks and texted me : „Kill yourself honestly, you homophobic idiot”.My question is WHY? Why am I being called a homophobe when I’m not? And Why Can’t I ship Helsa? Is it killing people?Am I hurting innocent kids because of it? Setting World on fire? AM I FORCING YOU TO LIKE THIS SHIP? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.
I don’t ship Elsamaren and Jelsa, I don’t think they have chemistry at all. I love Hans with Elsa and in my eyes they have the greatest tension and chemistry. But — Let me surprise you now…This is my own preferance! My point of view! My opinion! MINE.
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damn thought your art was cool but why tf do you ship incest my guy
Because I watched the movies, and they're in love. Next question !
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