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teetrendii · 2 years

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beatcroc · 3 months

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homest[ar/uck] posting. this was meant to be supplementary to the gerome comic as him 'explaining the joke' but i uhhhhhh forgot.

i'm not much for crossovers in the the traditional sense, but it IS one of my favorite character exploration exercises to just go like 'if x media existed in this universe, who would and would not be a fan of it?'. and these ones are pretty notorious and always very fun to mess with for that and so here we are

#technically evangelion too but i couldnt think of anything intersting for eva with these guys #pizza tower #fake peppino #noisette #gerome #peppino spaghetti #these guys will just show him things and then he brings it home to peppino and hes gotta deal with all that #the simple fact is if you watch homestarunner at an impressionable age it WILL fuck up your lexicon permanently #and i think fp is the sort that is just kind of eternally impressionable. so #gerome is the only one of the cast whos into hsr he quotes it Constantly but no one knows hes referencing things #they think hes just saying shit. he knows this. he thinks it's funny. secret references for only him #but yeah that opening line was meant as an actual in-universe reference to hsr. when he says 'an old joke' it's literal jsjkskjdkjfd #idk what time pt takes place but hsr is perpetually yesteryear to me. that shit is so 2008 you really had to grow up with it i think #as for the other one. everybody i think at least knows OF mspa bc noisette talks about it All The Time #but the rest either dont get it or dont care. anyway its her right to be obnoxious about it. her privilege‚ even.#noise hates it though. hes so sick of hearing about it. if you mention a classpect hes gonna stab you #this is the only thing i have where the three besties are even close to interacting thats so sad.i need them being funny in a room together #pizzaposting

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drawfee-quot3s · 2 months

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[like ghost beef]

ghOst roCK

- karina

#uergh went on night oht #cooked pizza when we got home #woke up this morning toO said pizza #my beloved flatmate gave me her garlic herb dip?????#absolute ecstasy this morning cant lie #pizzas got stuffed crust too like this shit is insane #anywah about to go for a fag #dont smoke kids its bad for u #drawing pokemon type combos that were never used in game #the idea of normal rock type is rEally funny to me like its just someones rock pet or whatever theyre called #drawfee #drawfee quotes #drawfee video #karina farek #karina drawfee

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kissoflightning · 6 months

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Fowler: The pizza's gone.

Hank: What? But...you said there'd be a pizza party!

Hank: For fucks sake! Who ate the rest of the pizza then?

Fowler: *Raises hands up in defense* I don't know!

Hank: God damn it Jeffrey! I need to know who ate it!

Fowler: *Frowns*

Fowler: I'm sorry. It was Perkins.

Hank: *Sighs heavily and storms out*

Hank: Fuck You!

Perkins: I got pizza and you didn't!

November 9th, 2038 - Hank & Connor return to the DPD after speaking with Kamski, only to find out that Perkins ate the last slice of pizza. In a fit of rage, Hank violently attacks him.

Incorrect descriptions of the events of Detroit: Become Human

Incorrect quotes

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accio-sabrina · 7 months

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Harry: as a college student, my favourite words are "cancelled" and "free"

Draco: free pizza is cancelled

Harry: why would u even say something like that

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Peter: I had to quit my job today, I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me

Tony: *gauntlets already on his hands* Why? What'd he say?!

Peter: "Peter, you're fired"

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artorojo · 7 months

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Dress Up Like "Dominoes" They Said...

#costume #party #domino's pizza #funny jokes #funny quotes #funny memes

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pattdork · 1 year

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Ava: Oh! Darn it!

Beatrice: What's up, darling?

Ava: I burned the Hawaiian pizza.

Beatrice: you should've put it on aloha temperature.

Ava:😫

Beatrice: 😬

Based on this tiktok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJmEvdYX/

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invsbledad · 4 months

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Sigma quotes for the brain. Upscale your grindset and outdo all those beta males.

#uncle grandpa #pizza steve #american psycho #quotes #this is really funny #laugh please #why aren’t you laughing yet?#please laugh

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bungerbooey · 1 year

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“He was a good boy,, an angel.”

#pizza tower #peppino fanart #fake peppino #peppino spaghetti #if you get the quote reference kiddos to you #Goddamn it this was supposed to be a silly funny game but I had a vision!!!

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sturdy-nerdy-stitchery · 1 year

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teetrendii · 2 years

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stevethehairington · 1 year

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was going to try to write today but instead i have spent the last hour thinking up tattoos for eddie to have

#so far i have:#stick and poke w on his foot for wayne (the very first stick and poke he gave himself)#those like mostly bone bat wing type tats on his shoulder blades #im thinking a fantasy dragon either winding down his spine OR curling around his hip half on his front half on his back; maybe w flowers to #his favorite lotr quote on his ribs? or like lower abdomen maybe?#a tiny lil d20 somewhere maybe an ankle? or on a finger or something #either laurels around his knees or maybe eyeballs above them #a sword either on his thigh or forearm or the side of his ribs like under his armpit #i also think he'd have some sort of music/cc type tribute SOMEWHERE #maybe a stick and poke CC below the crook of his elbow? OR AN ACTUAL COFFIN YEAH as a subtle ref; or a guitar/guitar pick somewhere?#i also think that after he's been w steve long enough he would get a steve tatoo too - not quite sure WHAT that would be yet but he'd do it #a wayne tribute tattoo which could go two routes - serious or silly #serious... i have not quite figured out what yet. i feel like a wagon wheel bc thats what wayne means but all the designs ive seen of that #are UGLY lol so either eddie finds a good way to do it or he picks something else lol #but silly would ABSOLUTELY be that traditional sailor type heart 'mom' tattoo on his bicep but instead of mom it says wayne #i think it would be funny if he let argyle tattoo him while they were high and so he has a tiny lil pizza slice somewhere #OH WAIT HE GETS I LOVE YOU WRITTEN IN STEVE'S HANDWRITING (STEVE TATTED IT ONTO HIM MAYBE?) IN THE CREASE OF HIS HIP OR SOMEWHERE INTIMATE #he also has an assortment or random doodles all over filling in the space #defs a jack-o-lantern; the hellfire logo; a flying saucer; a skull & crossbones; a lil crown; a smiley face; flowers; things like that #he has everyone important to him draw something and he gets that tattooed on him so he has a piece of everyone with him always #that's all ive got so far lol but im still looking and also i am SO open to hearing what tattoos yall think he'd get so 👀👀👀#eddie munson #stranger things

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sadinjuly · 1 year

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quiteaquoteboard · 9 months

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texting bestie first thing in the morning

Me: shower thoughts:

Me: some people say we're like a brain in a jar. That our sensing organs take in a small amount of information and send it to our brain, which only gets what the sensing organs manage to give it, and then it tries to interpret a reality that it is divided from through just that information.

Me: but the truth is that our body is also part of our mind. our entire body's nervous system can be considered part of the brain. our gut chemicals can affect our mood (there are more serotonin receptors in your gut than your brain). sometimes when I drink a milkshake, I get a migraine. Your body is part of your brain. You're a brain in a jar, but the jar is also part of your brain.

Me: and it gets even worse, because your microbiome also has effects on your thinking and perceptions in ways we don't yet understand. So you're a brain in a jar that is also the brain, and you have a symbiotic relationship with the microscopic bugs that are also crawling around inside and outside the jar

*long pause*

Bestie: Ew.

#lol #funny #microbiome #funny quotes #as abraham lincoln once said #you are a swamp that is conscious and can order a pizza.

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weepingmilkshakedreamer · 6 months

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pizza t0wer/sugary spire inc0rrect qu0tez l0l

peppin0: n0ize, please calm down.

the n0ize: I asked for two large fries!

the n0ize: *dumps fries onto table*

the n0ize: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

peppin0: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

n0ize: Only if you also don't ask why.

n0ize: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*

peppin0: ...

peppin0, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

peppin0: Just be careful, n0ize!

n0ize: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, peppin0!

n0ize: It's everything around me that's careless.

peppin0: Let’s write n0ize a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

peppin0: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

n0ize: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

peppin0: No, like, U R A Q T.

n0ize: Awwww!

n0ize: *nudges peppin0 at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. peppin0? Wake up, peppin0! Listen! They're sexless!

peppin0: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

pizzan0: pizzelle taught me to think before I act.

pizzan0: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

*pizzelle and pizzan0/cream puff are cuddling*

pizzelle: Tell me something I don't know about you.

pizzan0: *leans in to whisper in pizzelle's ear, voice deep and sensual* I like Japanese food so much that every time I watch Lord of the Rings and see Gollum eating the raw fish, my mouth waters.

pizzelle:

pizzelle: I meant like your favorite color, but okay.

pizzan0: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

pizzelle: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

peppin0: I would do anything for money.

*later*

peppin0, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

the n0ize: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?

guztav0: Ooh, yes please!

peppin0, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!

the n0ize: It's not a bug though...

peppin0: ...

guztav0: ...

peppin0: Well I still don't want to see.

guztav0, realizing: Please don't throw-

the n0ize: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*

guztav0: Guys, Mr. stick is missing.

peppin0: Good.

guztav0: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Mr. stick: guztav0, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

guztav0: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

peppin0: ...It was a bug.

guztav0: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Mr. stick: ...

peppin0: ...

guztav0: Stop looking at me like that!

guztav0, to peppin0: You have room temperature IQ.

peppin0: What's room temperature IQ?

Mr. stick: 73°.

peppin0: Oh, okay.

peppin0: How much is that in IQ?

guztav0: How did you even get in here?

the n0ize: peppin0's window! Or, as I like to call it, "the n0ize's door"!

peppin0: I’m closing the window.

stinky: Guys, I didn’t memorize my lines!

pizzan0: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck!

*During the play*

pizzelle: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?

stinky: W-what’re donuts?

stinky: Oh my pizzan0.

pizzelle: Don't you mean 'oh my god'?

stinky: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

*pizzan0 rushes by with an armful of water bottles* stinky: What's going on?

pizzelle: pizzan0 wouldn't drink water.

stinky: ...And?

pizzelle: And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle.

pizzan0, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

pizzan0: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

stinky: 420?

pizzan0: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

pizzelle: 69.

pizzan0: Yeah it was 69.

*Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation*

stinky: How do you eat pickles?

pizzan0: What do you mean?

stinky: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.

pizzan0: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.

stinky: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.

pizzan0: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.

stinky: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.

pizzan0: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.

stinky: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.

pizzan0: *Nods in agreement*

pizzelle: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!

stinky: Jeez, okay.

pizzan0: Quit yelling at us already.

Peppin0: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood.

Peppin0: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".

Peppin0: And I actually laughed out loud.

the n0ize: You have any sunscreen?

peppin0: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—

the n0ize: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.

#pizza tower #pizza tower au #sugary spire #some of these are peppinoise related btw lol #incorrect quotes #shitpost #funny shit

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