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mrs-dynamight · 3 years

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Be Nice To Me 2

Part 1.

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Pairing: Katsuki Bakugou x fem!Reader, Denki Kaminari x fem!Reader

Warnings: Eventual mature content, angst, hurt/comfort, love triangle, the reader is lowkey toxic, everything will be adressed in every episode (:

Chapter warning: Swearing but just a little bit of it. Mentions of past relationships between the 1A students. Everything else is pure Fluff.

Chapter: 2/? Still don't know how long this is going to be, I just have so much to write ;-;

Synopsis: You're in love with your best friend Bakugou, and you're cofessing to him but things get a lot more complicated when Denki starts to treat you different *wink wink*

Word count: 1.7k

Author's note: I love friends to lovers troupe sm, this chapter and the next one gave me butterflies writing it O=w=O

Chapter 2 Do you want to die together- Stars

We walked the rest of the way talking about hero equipment and how much of a cry baby he is and about that new shojo magazine every girl (and Bakugo ofc) have been reading.

In the front door of the UA was Ochako and Tsuyu, they saw us walk together and gave me a thumbs up, I was so embarrassed that I could feel my heartbeat in my throat. Bakugo just said his usual “Tch” and kept walking, I just said “see ya” and waved. As I walked towards my friends I noticed a strange look on their faces so I asked them if there was something wrong.

-Y/N, you really like Bakugo- Said Ochako with a big grin in her face

-I mean yeah, I guess that I like him a lot- I say a bit embarrassed and a light pink flush in my cheeks

-No but, you actually love him, we can tell just by looking at you- Said Tsuyu followed by a classic Tsuyu “Kero”

-I can’t believe you haven’t made a move yet, I think he likes you back, I mean it’s Bakugo, you can never tell, but you are way too obvious, since day one- Said Ochako

“Since day one…” I think my friends knew I was falling for him way before I did, besides that I didn´t wanna admit that I had feelings for my friend.

The first one to notice was of course Tsuyu-Chan, she saw us coming out of the gym one late afternoon and I was mocking him about how ridiculous was every option he had for his hero name and Bakugo being Bakugo was angry as he can be, telling me how “an extra like me” would never get an awesome name even if it punched me in the face.

-You like him- Said Tsuyu, it wasn’t a question, and it didn’t have any rude intentions, for her it was a mere fact.

-WHAAAAT?? Fcourse not- I said blushing.

-Y/N, I’ve seen how you look at him, you even blush when he addresses you- Tsuyu said.

God, what if she’s right?

-He’s just my friend, maybe a little crush, I’m sure it’ll pass -

But it didn’t, if anything only became more painful obvious and difficult to handle, I caught myself staring at him in class, thinking about him any time I saw something spicy, every time I saw a Pomeranian my head automatically went “Bakugo”, any skull related thing had his face imprinted in my mind, every song had his drums in it, even when watching fashion shows with the girls at UA dorms made me think about his family issues. It was undeniable I was falling deeply in love with Katsuki Bakugo. I didn’t wanna ruin our friendship, so I just sucked my feelings up and keep on with our routine like I wasn´t completely captivated by everything that boy did. That was until I decided it was enough. It was now or never, the last year, I had to make my move.

That was one of the longest weeks in my whole student life, I spend most of the time avoiding any kind of contact with Bakugo, and it was obvious to everyone, I usually hang out a lot with the whole Bakusquad, but this time I just simply started walking the opposite direction every time I crossed them in the hallways.

-Are you sure you’re doing the right thing avoiding him completely? - Said Deku with a concerned look in his face

-I just don’t wanna say something stupid in front of him and have him regretting having a date with me- I replied giving a big much to my lunch

-I’m sure he thinks that anything anyone besides him say it’s stupid, so I wouldn’t worry about that Y/N- Said Shoto

-Yeah, and besides, you were the one who said that you didn’t wanna ruin your friendship, so don’t do it and just keep everything normal- Said Ochako.

Normal… Nothing will be “normal” again between us after today, in the worst scenario possible we will stop talking, our friendship will be ruined completely and there will be no turning back to how things were before; in the best, the feeling is mutual and we start dating. Dating Bakugo, I’ve pictured it a hundred times before, but now that it might happen… No, focus Y/N there is still a long way before that actually happens, first I have to survive today without throwing up all these years of butterflies in my stomach.

It’s finally the last class for today, just this last one, going back to the dorms for a quick shower and a change of clothes, and I’ll be having my first date with the boy of my dreams; but before I entered the room someone grabbed my hand and pulled me into an empty classroom, it was Denki Kaminari.

-Denki wha…- I started saying but he interrupted me abruptly

-I don´t know what I did Y/N but please talk to me again, I’m so sorry if I did or said something wrong, I’m really really sorry but please don’t ignore me like that- He said with tears in the corner of his eyes.

Me ignoring Denki? Oh shit, I didn’t thought of that when I was avoiding Bakugo, I didn’t even realized it, was so worried about don’t messing it up before today that I forgot that his friends were also my friends

-Denki I’m so sorry, you didn’t do anything wrong, it’s my fault I was so caught up with my stuff lately, I didn’t realize that I was ignoring with my friends-

He looked a little confused when I said that, he looked directly in my eyes.

-You weren’t ignoring me specifically? – He almost sounded offended

-Of course not, I guess I was being distant with everyone but you were the only one who noticed it, I’m sorry Denki- I went for a hug but he stopped me

-You don’t have to apologise Y/N, is just that I wanted to talk to you this past days but anytime I ran into you, you seemed to run away from me and I just, I don’t know, I thought you didn’t wanna be my friend anymore and I was so scared and…-

This time he didn’t stopped me and I hugged him. He put his head in my shoulder and sighed.

-I wanted to be like this for so long- He said wiping the tears in his eyes and looking away

-We should head to class, if we are late again Aizawa will kill us- I said grabbing Denki’s sleeve, but he stopped me.

- Y/N wait, I wanted to talk to you, it’s kinda important- He was as red as an apple and his eyes were fixed on his shoes.

Is Denki Kaminari confessing to me?!? I mean, yeah he has always been kind to me, and we do spend a lot of time together, and have sleepovers with mina and sero, and I go to every one of his gigs, and that box of chocolates for valentines, and those playlists, and the pinterest moodboard, and… Oh fuck, Denki Kaminari likes me. Before I could say or think anything he says:

-I have a gig next week, I know you come to every one of them, but this one is special and I would love seeing you there, not like the others weren’t special, because they were, you know how much I like when you come to see meUS! I was thinking maybe arrive a little earlier with me, to the soundcheck, I know it’s a little boring buuuuut I get really nervous if you’re not there and I just…, please come with me next week- He was clearly a handful of nerves, and knowing Denki he rehearsed that words over and over, he was so cute.

What? I could have sworn he was going to tell me something else, but a Gig? I’ve seen every performance ever since the first one at the cultural festival from first year, he didn’t have to get so nervous for that, unless there is something else he isn’t telling me, or maybe I misinterpreted all of it, maybe it was actually something special and he is afraid of asking anyone else for emotional support, yeah that makes sense, we always have been there for each other when things got tough, when he found out that Jirou was in love with Momo in first year he spend a whole week crying in my dorm, when he and Shinso broke up I had to force him to come out of his bed and act like a semi-functional human being, that was a whole semester of romantic comedy, sad music and junk food, thank god we both passed the year; it makes sense he came to me if he was feeling nervous about anything, nothing more, right?

-I would love to, Denki, I love seeing you on stage. I didn’t knew you get nervous when performing- I say with a chuckle.

-Well I usually don’t but this time I’m going to sing a song, and let me tell you, the struggle is real, have you heard Bakubro criticism? In the last rehearsal he made me cry five times-

Denki is going to sing?! OMG, usually Jirou is the one who takes the lead vocals, he just sings the harmonies, I’ve only heard him actually sing in karaoke nights, this is going to be so much fun, of course I wouldn’t miss it for anything in the world

-Yeah, Bakugo tends to be a real pain in the ass sometimes, but don’t worry I wouldn´t miss this gig for anything in the world-

-Pinky Promise? – Asked Denki with his best puppy eyes

-Pinky promise- I replied intertwining our pinky fingers and feeling a little electrical buzz

-OUCH! What was that for? – I said giving Denki a playful punch in the arm

-That was for ignoring me all week, I really missed you Y/N- And then he lean in and kissed my forehead -Now let’s go before Aizawa wakes up and see we are not in class, I don’t want to clean the common room in the dorms, again-

“And before someone sees us and thinks something wrong” I thought to myself.

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specterchasing-a · 3 years

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Sucker Punch || Alfie & Eddie

TIMING: The day after I Swear It’s The Truth

LOCATION: Eddie’s apartment, downtown White Crest

PARTIES: @yikesimonfire and @specterchasing

SUMMARY: Nothing will ever be the same for Alfie and Eddie, and now they know why.

CONTENT: Internalized homophobia tw, homophobia tw, emotional abuse tw

(This is an emotionally heavy thread. Let one of us know if you need a summary.)

It wasn’t often that Alfie found himself at Eddie’s apartment. For the most part, the time they spent together was almost exclusively at his place. Even when he dog-sat Bucket, the pomeranian was dropped off at Alfie’s. He never complained. In fact, it was more convenient that way, even when he was decidedly too busy to entertain guests. But things were different now. Bex was in the picture; not as one of Eddie’s friends, but his girlfriend. Not even 24 hours in, Alfie was struggling with the concept. It shouldn’t have hurt as much as it did. It should have been fine. He should have been happy for him — he wasn’t. The thought made him sick.

He thought about cancelling. Throughout the day, Alfie composed several messages to his friend as a means to get out of their plans, but he couldn’t bring himself to hit send. He couldn’t back out. Not now; not on Eddie. Not when the plans were made before the events of last night. So he persevered. He wanted to be a good friend, no matter how much emotional distress he was in; no matter how many silent tears he shed before finally falling asleep.

Taking a deep breath, Alfie rapped his fist against the door to Eddie’s apartment, the sound causing him to flinch. He didn’t exactly know why he knocked. The front door was unlocked. Alfie knew that. After a moment of hesitation, Alfie managed to still his trembling hands long enough to crack the door open and slip in, mindful enough to not let Bucket bolt out of the door at his arrival.

“Hey,” he called out. “Just me.” Obviously. Who else would it be? Bex, maybe, if the time hadn’t been reserved specifically for Alfie. He didn’t want to think about that.

Until last night, Eddie didn’t know how much change a single kiss could bring about. He felt disoriented, partially because the knots in his stomach kept him from getting any sleep. It didn’t make any sense. He should be happy. He wanted to be happy. Instead, he felt worse than before. Alfie’s reaction to finding out about him and Bex didn’t add up. He sounded distant, disappointed even, as if Eddie having a girlfriend changed something between them. That was a line of thought Eddie decided against pursuing as bile gurgled in his stomach. He didn’t want things to change.

Eddie nearly jumped out of his skin when he heard a knock at the door followed by the sound of Bucket’s paws skittering across the living room floor. He only did that for one person, the man in question, Alfie. Eddie half-expected him to cancel after the way he acted last night. Realizing he assumed wrong, his heart leapt into his throat before plummeting into his stomach to be eroded by the crashing waves of acid. Why didn’t his heart leap like that for Bex? Never mind, he didn’t want to know.

“Hey!” Eddie called out from his office, rising from his chair to meet his visitor. At the sight of Alfie, Eddie’s heart thumped pitifully as it drowned. “Fancy seeing you here.” He tried acting casual. Fake it ‘till you make it. “Everything’s all set up, even brought in an extra chair.” Why did he leave the office in the first place? Alfie knew the layout of his apartment, he would’ve made it there fine without him. Did he really need to see him so badly that a few more seconds of waiting would hurt? So many questions and not a single answer he wanted to acknowledge.

“Warning you now,” he said, walking back to where he’d come from. “It’s boring. All we’ll be doing is staring at my face and deciding what can go.” Eddie plopped into his chair, rolling back a few inches from the force. “You sure you wanna subject yourself to this?” Please say yes.

The sight of Bucket rounding the corner to meet him at the door gave Alfie a momentary rush of relief. A sense of normalcy, although fleeting. He crouched down to stroke behind Bucket’s ears as Eddie came into view. His heart lurched at the sight of him. It shouldn’t have. He wished it didn’t. Yet there Eddie was, beaming at him like everything was fine — or at least, almost. There was a sadness twinkling in his eyes that Alfie couldn’t quite place. It didn’t make sense. Surely, he must have imagined it.

“I could say the same to you. Come here often?” Alfie foolishly flirted. Stupid. He regretted the words as soon as they left his lips. What was happening to him? He wasn’t usually like this. Or, if he was, he wasn’t usually so aware of it. But even now, standing in Eddie’s apartment, chittering off cliche pick-up lines, there was a stark contrast between Alfie’s tone and the look on his face. He tried to smile — to pretend that everything was normal — but his features mirrored the same despondency he could have sworn he saw in Eddie’s.

Without another word, Alfie trailed behind him to the home office, wriggling his fingers and clicking his tongue for Bucket to follow. At least he had Bucket. Even if he was about to subject himself to spending hours staring at Eddie’s face on the computer screen, the pooch served as a welcome distraction.

“I doubt it’s boring,” Alfie retorted. He wanted to say that he didn’t mind staring at his face. To take his words out of context and insist that none of it ‘needed to go’. Not only would that have been uncharacteristic of their friendship, it would have made Alfie seem pathetic. Instead, he eased himself into the spare chair next to Eddie, careful to keep his distance. “Absolutely. I’m eager to see your, uh… process.” Had he said that nearly verbatim last night? Shit.

And there they were, standing face to face in mutual mourning over something that never existed in the first place. Or, did it? Eddie had to wonder. Grief like this didn’t appear out of thin air. He had a girlfriend now, did that come with a hidden cost? If he looked at the fine print, should he expect to see Alfie’s name crossed out? When he kissed Bex, it didn’t occur to him that the average life he wanted so badly might exclude the one person he thought he couldn’t lose. The dejection written on his best friend’s face registered immediately, years of memorizing his expressions and the meanings behind them made it obvious.

“Cute,” Eddie quipped, trying to pair the word with a laugh, but it came out hollow. He didn’t know he could miss someone standing only a few feet away from him. Deep within his chest, he felt something awful clawing its way up. If it managed to reach his throat and break free, he knew regret would quickly follow.

“Mm,” Eddie hummed skeptically as he pushed his hair away from his face, hands shaking as he did. His chair scooted forward, closer to the desk. Even when he wasn’t looking at Alfie, he was imagining his face. He tried removing the sadness from his eyes, but it didn’t work. He struck a key and an application opened. “So,” he started, clearing his throat. “This is Premiere, it’s the, uh,” Eddie trailed off, blinking at the computer screen. It wouldn’t come into focus. “It’s the editing software that I use,” he said with a slight shake of his head. “Adobe, y’know.” What was he saying?

Eddie pushed back from the desk and brought his hands up to his face, letting them slide down a moment later. “Sorry,” he mumbled. He needed a moment to regain control, he couldn’t let Alfie see him like this. “I haven’t taken my meds yet, it’s making it impossible to focus. Give me just a sec,” he explained as he stood up and slipped past Alfie, leaving the office in pursuit of his bedroom.

He closed the door behind himself and pressed his back to it. Eddie stressed the heels of his hands against his eyes and let out a pitiful, but quiet sob. “Why are you so fucking useless?” he berated himself internally. “Get it together, it’s just Alfie. It’s just Alfie.” The words repeated in his head, an endless loop, never successfully convincing him. His hands fell to his sides and he straightened up. If he kept acting like this, the chances of Alfie leaving would skyrocket. He needed to keep him there for as long as he could. Eddie shook out his arms and bounced on the balls of his feet, trying to get his blood pumping. A sharp exhale escaped his nose. He could do this.

Eddie waltzed back into the office and reclaimed his chair. “Okay, where was I?” He gripped the mouse, sounding more invigorated than he had before. “Right, Premiere. It’s expensive, confusing, and constantly crashes, but we love disappointment in this house.” A video opened on-screen, a mirror image of Eddie. He turned his chair to face Alfie, their knees brushing in the process. He tried to ignore it.

“You want the whole editing process, right? Technically, it starts as soon as I have an idea for a video. You always plan a concept with editing in mind,” Eddie explained, his hands falling limply in his lap. “Camera angles, movements, position, all of that should be mostly figured out before filming starts. But, uh, I’ll ease up on the behind the scenes talk and get to the feature presentation. We’re gonna have to watch this about 10 times, so,” Reaching towards the desk, he hit play on the video. His voice played through the speakers, spilling information about fae. “Someone actually warned me against making this one,” he mused. “Something about dire consequences. People are so dramatic.”

This wasn’t right. None of it was right. Clearly, Alfie’s behavior was affecting Eddie. Even last night, he called him out for being quiet. Just tired, Alfie had responded. He tried to cheer up, to act like the news didn’t eat him up inside. But it was easier to hide in a world of pixels and code than it was being next to him. “I’m vaguely familiar with Premier, if that helps,” he said monotonously; a desperate attempt to encourage Eddie to push forward. It didn’t help.

In an instant, Eddie was rattling off an excuse about his medication and removing himself from the office altogether. “Yeah, sure. Take your time,” Alfie murmured, his voice breaking in the process. His eyes — and Bucket — followed Eddie out of the room. Suddenly, he was alone. Even as Bucket strolled back into the office, giving Alfie a confused head-tilt and a pitiful gaze, Alfie was alone.

“What?” Alfie questioned the ginger ball of fluff. Bucket’s tail thumped against the floor, eliciting an exasperated sigh from Alfie. “You have no idea, do you? Not a single clue.” Not one brain cell was firing off behind the dog’s eyes. “You’re lucky,” he added.

Coming here had been a mistake. He could probably still leave — slip out the door while Eddie was gone. But Alfie couldn’t bring himself to budge from the chair. Instead, he sat in silence and watched Bucket watching him.

Before long, Eddie returned. His gaze didn’t meet Alfie’s as he elected to focus on the monitor instead and dive straight back into where he’d left off. Ignoring the fact that Eddie’s meds were not immediately effective, Alfie turned in his seat to give the other man his undivided attention. He had to put on a brave face; he didn’t have any other choice. But then Eddie’s face was on display. He seemed happier in the still shot. There was passion behind his brilliant eyes, and it made Alfie’s heart swoon. He stared longingly at the image on screen, interrupted only by Eddie’s knees brushing his as he turned towards him.

Alfie swallowed the knot in his throat, glancing down at the space between them. Making eye-contact would be a mistake. There was no hiding the vacant gloss of his eyes, no matter how hard he tried. “Just… pretend I’m not here, if that helps,” his voice wavered. Alfie looked back up at the screen when Eddie started the video. Please pretend I’m not here, he thought, catching a mere glimpse of his friend’s face in the screen’s reflection. Two entirely different faces greeted him.

Nervously, Alfie ran his tongue across his bottom lip. His hands clasped tightly together in his lap. “Like that’s ever really stopped you in the past,” he absentmindedly chided. This was going to be absolute torture.

It felt unfair, seeing Alfie in so much pain while working hard to keep his own out of sight. At the same time, it felt familiar, but that only made it worse. Eddie, in a desperate attempt to keep people close, became a stranger to himself. Put on a show, keep them entertained, but don’t let them know what’s lurking beneath the surface; they’ll love you less. And Alfie did love him, he knew that now, which was also unfair.

“Don’t,” Eddie pleaded softly, gazing at the ground for a moment before an unprecedented surge of irritation flooded his mind. “I didn’t know, okay? How could I?” Either Alfie would understand what he was referring to, or he wouldn’t. In a way, he preferred the latter option.

“The first time I came into your apartment through the balcony, it was because you wouldn’t answer the door. And I think that pretty much sums up our entire friendship.” Anguish settled in his eyes, he couldn’t bring himself to fight it. “I turn my music up too loud because I know you’ll message me to complain. I bribe you to spend time with me. I do whatever it takes to get you to notice me.” His chest heaved with every breath. Eddie didn’t like being so honest, so vulnerable, but he didn’t deserve to be cast as the villain in this scenario.

“The past few months have been a little different, I didn’t need to work so hard, and I’ve always thought it was worth the effort, anyway. I know how you are, you’re not loud like me, you need a little convincing. That’s fine, I like that about you sometimes, but if you do this…” Eddie gestured at the way Alfie held himself. “If you make me feel guilty for having something in my life that doesn’t revolve around you, then I…” He trailed off, biting back tears as they formed in his eyes.

“I just wish you’d take a second, one second, to look at me and notice that you’re not the only one who's scared. Alfie, you are so important to me in ways you don’t even realize. Ways that I can’t make sense of without throwing my entire world off its axis, and that’s why I need this to work with Bex. With her, it’s simple—it’s expected. So, just… I can’t ask you to be happy about it but, for my sake, try to understand that I can’t be what you want me to be.”

Don’t. The word shook Alfie to his core. At that moment, he knew he fucked up. His shoulders tensed — his entire body did, actually. He was frozen, still locked onto the computer screen and staring straight past Eddie. Leave it to Eddie to see right through him. He anticipated a lashing of reproach; that Eddie was disappointed in his behavior. That’s exactly what he got, tenfold.

Alfie tore his eyes away from the monitor as he shifted his gaze to finally look at Eddie; a look of pure bewilderment. His thoughts began to run rampant as he processed what was being said. With each line came a blow to his gut and Alfie’s throat constricted, forbidding him to speak. But he didn’t look away. He couldn’t. Not when Eddie very plainly laid his grievances out on the table for Alfie to see. “If you make me feel guilty for having something in my life that doesn’t revolve around you, then I…” Guilty. He made him feel guilty. All because Alfie couldn’t bring himself to pretend for one goddamn second that he was happy for Eddie. Because he was consumed with jealousy over a relationship that was “simple” and “expected”.

After a painstaking lull, it was Alfie’s turn to speak; to say something — anything — that might smooth things over. An apology would have been a good place to start. But “I’m sorry” were not the words that came out.

“You think it’s easy for me?” Alfie scoffed, choking on the knot that threatened to suffocate him and forcing back the tears brimming in his own eyes. “That I haven’t even considered how I’ve made you feel over the years? How horrible I’ve been to you because I couldn’t deal with—” It didn’t matter that Eddie had pieced it together; he still couldn’t bring himself to say the words aloud. “What do you have to be afraid of, anyway? That I’d try to hold your hand? Or, god forbid, kiss you?”

Eddie didn’t deserve the backlash he was receiving from Alfie. Nor did he deserve to be saddled with the responsibility of carrying their entire friendship. But Alfie was terrified to face the reality that they were both now painfully aware of. “I’m sorry, alright? I’m sorry I ever tried to push you away. I’m sorry I’m not happy for you and Bex. I’m sorry, Eddie.” An errant tear ran down Alfie’s cheek and he flicked it away with a terse laugh.

“I didn’t ask for this. I tried so hard to not— to not feel the way I do about you. I’m still trying. But I look at you and I—” Alfie cut himself off by biting his bottom lip. It wouldn’t do any good. Nothing he said was going to change the fact that Eddie would never reciprocate his feelings. He made it evident that he couldn’t be what Alfie wanted him to be — his own words. “I’m sorry,” he reiterated, once again unable to meet Eddie’s gaze. “I’m trying, really. I want you to be happy.”

Over the past few months, Eddie and Alfie reached a new level of closeness. As Alfie became more receptive to him, Eddie realized how thin their boundaries were becoming. It terrified him how much he liked the idea, so much so that his only option was running away. Enter Bex. He thought the answer to all of his problems started with her, but Alfie proved him wrong when he plunged into a comeback diatribe.

At the mention of physical affection, Eddie bolted upright and out of his chair. He needed to put distance between them. His legs carried him to the farthest corner of the room, which still felt too close. Alfie didn’t do well with subtext, he should have known better than to rely on it to get his point across, but the idea of openly admitting to how he felt made his chest tighten.

A barrage of apologies hit him in quick succession as he nervously combed his hair out of his face. Eddie couldn’t let Alfie think he was afraid of him, not even to save himself.

“I’ve never been afraid of what you might do, Alfie.” His voice shook as he gave his confession. “What I’m afraid of is that I’ll like it.” Eddie crossed his arms over his chest, as if bracing himself for whatever came next. “You’re not the monster here, I am.” He wanted this to be easy, but shards of glass lined his throat in the wake of truth.

“Neither of us asked for this.” Eddie found it impossible to look at Alfie. Instead, his gaze remained fixed on a gap in the wood flooring. “But it happened anyway.”

Alfie was certain that he’d hit the nail on the head as soon as Eddie shirked away to the other side of the room at the notion of romantic advancements. Between the two of them, Eddie was always the one to initiate physical contact. It was never intimate; Alfie knew better than to believe it ever could be, and his friend’s present reaction only solidified this theory. If Eddie felt the need to withdraw himself from the situation, he wasn’t going to stop him. He didn’t move in his chair or turn his head to follow his movements. He stayed put, staring at the space the other man previously occupied. In fact, Alfie was so convinced that he was correct in his assumption that Eddie’s next words gave him whiplash.

Afraid that he would like it?

Bewildered, Alfie shifted in his seat to face Eddie. His eyes desperately tried to search a face that couldn’t bear to look at him. It was impossible for Alfie to discern the truth behind these statements without proper facial cues. He was forced to take Eddie’s words at face value.

For a second time in the twenty-four hour period, Alfie’s heart shattered all over again. “Oh,” he breathed, unsure of what to say. Nothing he could say would relieve Eddie of the sheer panic and shame he felt. Eventually, he settled on a single-minded question.

“Do you really believe that? That it— that you’re a monster?”

Alfie didn’t have much to say, only offering up a simple question. A simple question that Eddie choked on. His hand raised to cover his mouth as an influx of contradicting emotions lashed out from within. He nodded wordlessly, closing his eyes tightly to fight back tears. He wanted to beg Alfie to tell him how wrong he was, to dissuade him from believing the lies his parents told him, but the words wouldn’t come out.

His back hit the wall and Eddie slid to the floor. He bit back a sob, trying to stay quiet. His dad lived half-way across town, but he still half-expected him to suddenly appear and tell him to keep it down. According to Jim Carridine, Eddie only cried for attention or to make people feel guilty. It never stemmed from anything real, only girls cried their pain out.

“I’m sorry,” Eddie instinctively apologized as he wiped the tears from his eyes. He noticed his position on the floor and cringed; he wanted to shrink his existence. Eddie did the next best thing and pulled his knees to his chest.

“I don’t know why it hurts so much,” he admitted with a sniffle. “I don’t think less of anyone else because of who they wanna be with, I really don’t, but when it comes to me…” Eddie shook his head sadly. “I’m already so different. People don’t need another excuse to tell me what I’m doing is wrong. And, yeah, it’s just their opinions, but it’s still too heavy. I can’t carry any more.”

He didn’t know what to expect from a question like that. Honestly, Alfie wasn’t even sure why he chose to focus on that part specifically. Maybe it was because he was afraid that Eddie did think he was a monster, but chose to carry the burden himself as a martyr. Or, maybe it was because he knew how fragile Eddie’s sense of self-worth truly was and that suggesting otherwise wouldn’t have accomplished anything.

But then Eddie continued to break, all because he asked him if he actually believed it. Of course he did; Alfie should have known better than to doubt how much hatred his friend harbored for himself.

“Hey, hey— whoa, whoa, whoa,” Alfie sputtered, more or less flinging himself from the chair to join Eddie on the floor. This wasn’t the first time that he caught Eddie in a vulnerable state. He’d seen him emotional, probably even shed a few tears. But moments like that never lasted long. Eddie was an expert at masking his emotions.

This was different.

Not only was Alfie bad at comforting people in general, he was entirely clueless as to what Eddie needed right now. A friend — he could give him that much. Alfie managed to swallow his own pain just enough to drape an arm over Eddie’s shoulder. He wouldn’t blame him if he pushed him away, but he had to try.

“Eddie, listen to me,” he began softly. “That’s not true — none of it. Okay? This sucks. It fucking sucks. But you are so much more than what anyone says you are, alright?” New tears pooled in Alfie’s eyes and he quickly brushed them away with his free hand before extending the gesture to Eddie. “I’m sorry you’re going through this. I’m sorry I was an asshole. I didn’t… I didn’t mean to—”

A deep frown etched onto Alfie’s features and he let out a trembling sigh. If he kept this up, he’d likely make things worse. “You’re my best friend, Eddie. That’s not going to change, alright?” He wasn’t in the position to make promises like that, no matter how much he wanted to believe it. At the end of the day, he still had to go back to his apartment where he’d only be left with his thoughts. “Bex’ll be good for you, right? So… so, okay. Give it a chance. You owe it to yourself to try, right? And you’ll still have me.” He hoped that wasn’t a lie; for both of their sakes.

Turning points, both big and small, happen every day. Intentional or not, change is both constant and inevitable. As Alfie embraced him, Eddie knew nothing would ever be the same between them again. The truth about their feelings stripped away the comfort of denial and ushered them into a new chapter, one that terrified Eddie. As far as he could tell, he had two options. The first involved swallowing the truth and dating Bex. The second was wiping away his tears. It didn’t occur to him that his choice should include his feelings as well as Bex and Alfie’s, Eddie didn’t think in those terms.

When Alfie encouraged him to keep playing house with Bex, claiming nothing needed to change, Eddie sprung forward and wrapped his arms around his best friend. He knew a lie when he heard one. No matter what choice he made, things were irrevocably different now. No amount of pretending would undo the past two days, but he appreciated Alfie’s dedication to the fabricated life he said he wanted.

Eddie breathed in Alfie’s scent, unsure of when he might get another chance. So much begged to be said, additions to his initial confession, but he stayed silent as his grip tightened. In a perfect world, the two of them would stay like this and the rest of the world would leave them alone. But they didn’t live in a perfect world. Alfie would eventually return to his apartment, the change would set in, and their friendship would slowly dissolve. Eddie wondered how much damage a kiss would do. Just one, to know what love felt like pressed against his lips. Too much, probably.

“You changed my life, Alfie,” Eddie whispered with his eyes closed. “No matter what happens, I want you to know that, at least. And I don’t regret any of it.”

Eddie released his hold on Alfie and pulled away enough to look him in the eyes. “One of these days, I’m gonna catch up to where you are. Until then, keep the balcony unlocked for me, okay?”

#c: alfie #sucker punch #wickedswriting #internalized homophobia tw #tw: internalized homophobia #emotional abuse tw

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johnseedfanclub · 3 years

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Come get ya’lls fanfiction

WIP Day!

thank you to the lovely @scungilliwoman for the tag💕

“WHY DID YOU SMOKE WITH HIM?!” the man yelled at Connor. Though the man could size Connor up quite easily he didn’t flinch

“What??? He seemed lost or something” Connor answered confused “I felt bad n’ wanted to give him a warm welcome. Which none of you do anymore”

The man looks at Connor dumbfounded “He was supposed to go through FUCKING ATONEMENT.” He gritted through bared teeth “You’re fucking LUCKY for the drug trades you and John make otherwise he’d have-“

“-Have my head on a stick. Yeah yeah you told me ten fucking times this week” Connor finished “You know Michael you think you’re all tough but you’re scaring no one”

That was a blatant lie

Michael was one of Eden’s Gates best trained Chosen. He was trained without mercy, compared to others that were trained before and after him. He had a muscular build, was extremely strong compared to most, and was a quick thinker. He even knew how to quickly put anyone and everyone in their place, even if it went down in a fight. Though he was extremely particular and terrifying to everyone, including Eden’s followers, he was quite attractive and if it weren’t for his attitude he would probably be Hope County’s top 5 attractive men

Michael felt his blood boiling as he spoke to the small minded stoner “Talking to you is like talking to a puppy. It takes more than just talking and scolding to get you to listen”

“Awh...cranky that you gotta tell Daddy Johnny what happened???” Connor teased before bursting out laughing in front of the enraged man

“Shut your fucking SMARTASS mouth” Michael quickly barked back

“Okay Diego” Connor rolled his eyes “Why don’t you go on some forest adventure?” Connor had no problem insulting Michael despite his terrifying stories of killing people off. After all he been Michael’s friends every since he joined Eden’s Gate.

Nonetheless

Michael wanted to rip Connor’s throat out, as any best friend would.

“You know.....I won’t say anything. I already told John about your little fuck up” Michael sneered

“Oh you fucking asshole.” Connor looked around “Why would you do that”

“Because Angel was marked”

“John is like a fucking Pomeranian times fucking three. You barely say anything to him and then- BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK” Connor had no problem mocking John, let alone anyone besides Joseph and Jacob, otherwise he gave no fucks

Michael covered his mouth and cleared his throat so he wouldn’t laugh “This isn’t a fucking joke Connor. This is our jobs and lives on the line”

Their radios cracked and speaking of the devil

“Michael, Connor, meet me in my office immediately” John said on the radio

“You fucking-“ Connor punched Michael in the arm

“That all you got?” Michael felt worse

“You’re fucking terrible” Connor said before walking towards John’s office “You’re coming too y’know”

“Mmmh, not for the same reason”

“Fuck you” Connor huffed out

Michael and Connor both entered John’s bunker office (whatever you call it) John was waiting for the both of them at his desk. His facial expression said more than enough to the both of them.

“Hey John-“

“Don’t ‘Hey John’ me” John interrupted

“I was trying to be nice????” Connor said back

“You know why you’re here? Hmmm?”

“Is it about that stupid man you keep ranting about? Hmmm?” Connor answered

“Of course IT FUCKING IS.” John stood up from his desk chair, striding towards Connor while scolding him “I’M STILL TRYING TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND THE WHY”

“Oh boy...” Connor said under his breath

“SO TELL ME. WHY? WHY WOULD YOU LET HIM GO?”

Connor puts his hand on John’s chest and pushes him back slightly “John, dude, move back. What are you going to do?” Connor snorted “bite my ankles or something?”

John swats Connor’s hand away “Watch yourself.” he growled

“Fine. John. I’m going to be honest. You take in the wrong people to be turned into followers.” Connor finally answered John’s question

“I’m listening.”

“But you’re not like Jacob you’re too quick to turn people into followers, you don’t look for anything else. You don’t look for potential.”

John rolls his eyes “You sure Jacob didn’t get to your head too?”

“Fuck off” Connor cut John off and tried to ignore it “Anyways I think your guy here’s got fucking potential”

Michael looked at him as if he lost his damn mind “You’re fucking baked Connor”

“Can it, asshole.”

John wasn’t paying much attention until Connor said Angel, of all people, got potential. He couldn’t get a word of common sense out but,

“What in the FUCK do you mean by that”

Connor let out an exhasperated sigh “You guys don’t think smart and it shows”

“Connor he’s a fucking COP.” Michael moved in front of Connor “If he wasn’t, I still wouldn’t get it. He was trying to arrest Joseph. You reeeeeally think that’s a good idea to have a cop around”

“He had no means of killing or arresting me. We actually talked for a bit.” Connor said effortlessly “Also John, I don’t think he’s the problem, you are.”

“YOU LET HIM OUT ON PURPOSE?” John yelled “CONNOR. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!”

“Yes I did that.” Connor said calmly

Michael covered his face from Connor’s embarrassment “Oh my fucking God”

“What? Not ashamed. He seemed nice. We smoked after too.”

John breathed in and let out a heavy breath he was holding back “Go fucking find that son of a bitch and you bring him back here to ME. No fucking excuses”

“M’kay mooom” Connor mocked John

“Michael’s coming.” John added

“I don’t wanna go hunting with dad, he sucks-“

Michael took no time to grab Connor and drag him out of John’s office “Don’t worry we’ll bring him back John” Michael quickly said to him “Let’s fucking GO dumbass, wasted my precious time already”

“Y’know in due time you’ll see that small man ain’t the real problem” Connor scowled at Michael like an angry teenager “n’ I can’t wait till ya’ll say I was right for once.”

Tagging @mrsladydiana @mrspaigeomega @muse-1498

#far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #john seed #jacob seed #joseph seed #far cry deputy #deputy oc #farcry 5 #oc: angel sanchez #oc: connor whelman #oc: michael hernandez

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dreamingwithbts · 3 years

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Demon (Boku No Hero) - Chapter 6

Warning: Swearing and blood

I try to relax again after the panicking moment that happen minutes ago, so I close my eyes again only to open again when I hear my name. “Well, if you’re talking about flashy and strong, it’s going to be Aka, Todoroki and Bakugo, thought, huh?” Kirishima says, and I smile towards him making him smile back at me and I hear Bakugo making a sound. “Bakugo-chan is always mad, so he doesn’t seem like he’ll be popular, thought.” Asui says. “What the hell! You wanna fight!” Bakugo gets up screaming at Asui. “See.” She says. “DON’T SCREAM IN MY EARS YOU STUPID POMERANIAN!” I scream angry at Bakugo making him scream back at me. “SHUT UP DEMON!” “We haven’t known each other that long, so it’s amazing that everyone already knows his personality is crap steeped in sewage and that only Aka-chan can stand him.” Kaminari says. “Well, his not wrong.” I think almost laughing. “WHAT’S WITH THAT VOCABULARY, BASTARD?! I’LL KILL YOU!” Bakugo screams grabbing the railings in front of him. “SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!” I get up screaming and punching Bakugo head making him sit down. “DON’T PUNCH ME AGAIN DEMON.” Bakugo screams rubbing behind his head and I glare at him making his eyes big and calm down looking at the other side.“Scary!” Everyone thinks seeing Akuma glare. “We’re here. Stop messing around.” Aizawa-sensei says. “Yes, sir!” We all say.

The bus stopped and everyone got out excited and just outside near the bus waiting for us was the hero Thirteen. “Everyone, I have been waiting for you.” Thirteen says and everyone looks at the hero excited. “It’s the Space Hero, Thirteen!” I hear Izuku say shocked and very excited, and I couldn’t blame him I was too. “Let’s go inside without delay.” Thirteen says gesturing to the building behind her. “Look forward to working with you!” We all scream at her. We follow her inside the building, and I was amazed looking around and at everything. “It’s so big!” I think. “Wow, it looks like Universal Studios Japan!” Kirishima says. “Oh my god, your right!” I say agreeing with him. “A shipwreck, a landslide, a fire, a windstorm, et cetera.” Thirteen starts talking again. “It is a training ground that I made with different types of accidents and disasters. “It’s called the “”Unforeseen Simulation Joint””, or U.S.J. for short!” She says proudly. I look around trying to see where Dad was then I watch Aizawa-sensei going near Thirteen, and they start talking, but I couldn’t hear, but then I see Thirteen holding three fingers up. “Are they talking about Dad? Shit, his time is lower now? I’m going to kill him.” I think starting to panic internally.

All Might was resting in the lounge room until he suddenly shivers. “She’s going to kill me.” He says, hands on his head knowing his daughter was going to kill him when she finds out.

“Shall we begin?” Aizawa-sensei says now turning to us, and again Thirteen does the talking. “Let’s see....Before we begin, let me say one thing....er...or two, or three...or four....five...six...seven...” “Eh....” I say suddenly getting sleepy. “Everyone, I am sure you are aware of my Quirk, Black Hole. I can suck up anything and turn it to dust.” She says. “You’ve been able to use that Quirk to save people from all kinds of disasters, right?” Izuku says next to a very excited Ochaco. “Yes, but it is a power that can kill easily.” She says and I look at my hands. “That can kill, huh. I can relate to that.” I think sad, missing a par of eyes looking at me, Bakugo. “Some of you also have Quirks like that, right?” She asks. “Did she look at me? Shit, she did. Does she know?” I think starting to sweat, nervous. “With Aizawa-san physical fitness test, you found out about the possibility of your own hidden powers, and with All Might-san person-to-person combat training, I think you experienced the danger of using those powers against others.” Thirteen says and I look at Bakugo who looks at me but quickly looks back at Thirteen again. “This class is a fresh start. You shall learn how to use your Quirks to save people’s lives. You do not have powers, so you can harm others. I hope you leave here with the understanding that you have powers in order to help others.” Thirteen says. “I hope too.” I think.

“That is all. Thank you for listening.” Thirteen says bowing at us. “That was awesome. Bravo! Bravo!” My classmates say excited, and I clap my hands with them, but suddenly something felt very wrong. “Something is going to happen.” I whisper. “Huh?” Izuku asks me confused. “All right then, first...” Aizawa-sensei starts saying until something start to appear. “It’s a portal!” I point at it and everyone looks at it confused and scared, then people start coming through the portal. “Gather together and don’t move! Thirteen, protect the students!” Aizawa-sensei says quickly. “What’s that?” Kirishima asks scared. “Villains.” I say coldly glaring at them and everyone looks at me scared. “It can’t be.” Kirishima says while him and Izuku start going forward. “Don’t move. Those are villains” Aizawa-sensei says, and I see him putting is googles. “Shit.” I say.

All of us watch many villains coming through the portal, but my eyes was at the middle guy, with a hand on his face and the huge beast beside him, then Aizawa-sensei prepares to fight, his scarf surrounding him. I can hear my classmates talking, but my mind can’t focus on them, I can feel my hands trembling, I can hear my heart pumping. “I thought I was starting to became nervous, but I think I’m starting to become excited.” I think. “Thirteen, start the evacuation. Try calling the school. These villains even had something to counteract the sensors. Kaminari, you try contacting the school with your Quirk, too.” Aizawa-sensei says. “Yes, sir.” Kaminari says. “What about you, sir? Will you fight by yourself?” Izuku asks him nervous. “You can’t be a hero with just one trick.” Aizawa-sensei says at the same time as me. “No.” I say walking next to him. “Aka-chan!” Izuku screams more scare now while I stay beside Aizawa-sensei. “OI! DEMON! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?” Bakugo screams angry, but I ignore the two of them. “Can you handle them?” Aizawa-sensei asks me, this isn’t the first fight we fought together. “Can you still handle me?” I ask him smirking then red mist appear on my feet and I jump to the middle of the villains punching them and kicking them. “Whoa!!! She’s so badass!” Everyone thinks looking at her fighting the villains. “Aka-chan, please stay safe.” Izuku thinks. “Damn it, Demon.” Bakugo thinks.

“I’m leaving it to you, Thirteen.” Aizawa-sensei says then jumping to join me in the battle. While me and Aizawa-sensei were fighting together we missed the portal guy targeting the class. “He’s also strong in hand-to-hand combat, and since he’s hiding his eyes with goggles, you can’t tell whose Quirk he’s erasing. And her, that Quirk, the red mist, she’s strong too, and she’s laughing and talking while fighting, interesting.” Shigaraki says.

“The alarms are not sounding and our phones don’t have signal. Even though EraserHead is erasing peoples Quirks left and right and Aka is incapacitating hundreds, they are still not working.” Thirteen says.

Aizawa-sensei and I were starting to get tiring and I started breathing hardly. “Calm down, Aka, calm down.” I think. “Oi! Akuma! Concentrate.” I hear Aizawa-sensei. “I know!” I say, and I look with the corners of my eyes and see Izuku, Mineta and Asui on the water looking at us, then suddenly I see the hand guy running towards Aizawa-sensei. “The last boss?” I hear him say, and I say in relief when I see Aizawa-sensei winning, but not for long. “It’s hard to see because you keep moving around, but there’s an instant when your hair falls. That’s when you’ve finished an action.” The hand guy says, and I stood a few meters of them shocked. “He figured it out quickly, just like her.” Aizawa-sensei thinks.

Memory from 8 years ago

Aizawa was training 8 years old Akuma like he had been doing for 2 years now, Aizawa had his goggles on and scarf surrounding him and start running towards the kid, activating his Quirk his hair goes up. “What is she doing?” Aizawa thinks when he watches the girl doing absolutely nothing just looking at him and the moment he deactivated his Quirk he sends his scarf to grab her until her eyes go red and puts her hands in front of her red mist all over them, and suddenly he flies back landing on his back. “YES! YES! I FINALLY BEAT YOU! UHUUU! I WON AGAINST THE HERO ERASERHEAD!” Akuma screams happy running around excited while Aizawa stays laying down on the ground sighting tired. “Good job kid.” He says finally getting up and go towards her. “But why didn’t you do that the moment I started running towards you?” He asks. “How could I if you were using your Quirk at me?” She says smirking, his eyes going big. “How?” He asks. “The first fights we had I observed you, I noticed every time you activated your Quirk, your hair would go up-” She says smiling at me. “This kid is too smart for her age. Smart and Dangerous.” Aizawa thinks.

Memorie Ends

“Aizawa-sensei!” I scream scared watching his elbow starting to disintegrating under the hand of the villain. “What should I do? What should I do?” I think in panic then I run towards him and start punching every villain that start going after him. “Akuma, run.” Aizawa-sensei says to me tired and hurt. “Never.” I say almost without a breath, tired, then we both look at the hand guy.

“You’re so cool and your little hero. By the way, hero. I’m not the last boss.” He says and a big shadow appears next to Aizawa-sensei, and slowly I look up and see the huge villain with his brains showing, and he takes Aizawa-sensei and starts smashing his head on the ground. “NOOOO!” I scream and red mist goes to my fist when I try punching the villain only for him just go small steps back, but he let go of Aizawa-sensei, so I took the opportunity to take him and teleport both of us far enough from him. “Shit, if I had more energy I could teleport us out of here.” I think tired, laying Aizawa-sensei on the ground, blood all over his face. “Oh! Little hero came to save the day!” The hand villain says mocking me. “Shut up you little shit!” I say screaming at him. “Aka-chan stop.” Izuku think scared watching everything. “Akuma, run.” I hear Aizawa-sensei. “How many times I have to say sensei. Never.” I say to him, trying to call my breathing I get up. “Kill her.” The hand villain says, and I run towards the big villain screaming only for him to punch me on the belly and making me fly and roll on the ground hitting my head making me half conscious and half unconscious. “Aizawa-sensei. Aka-chan.” Izuku says trembling in fear seeing his best friend and sensei dying in front of him.

Trying not to fall asleep I hear something and I try to open my eyes and when I finally can, I see the hand villain going to Asui. “No...” I think and try to get up, feeling my body hurt, knowing some bones were broken, and I can feel blood dripping from my forehead, I try to get up, but I can’t. “I’m sorry Asui.” I think closing my eyes not wanting to see her death. “Damn it. You really are cool EraserHead.” I hear, and I quickly open my eyes seeing the hand villain looking at Aizawa-sensei and I look seeing his Quirk activated. “Thank god.” I think then I see Izuku charging towards the hand villain. “Izuku no!” I scream. “SMASH...!” Izuku screams and suddenly huge wind and dust appears and I cover my face with my arms, then I look and see the big villain in front of Izuku, stopping his punch like he did with me. “IZUKU!” I scream but couldn’t move.

An exploding sound is heard, and I see a lot of smoke at the entrance of the U.S.J. and I smile. “Finally.” I say, and I look at the entrance, on top of the stairs and see him coming. “Dad.” I think. “It’s fine now. I am here.” All Might say angry, not smiling like he usually does. “My daughter.” He thinks sad seeing her on the ground, hurt, tired and blood on the forehead.

Note: Hope you like it! New chapter every Friday!

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pidgebeifong · 4 years

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atla characters as bnha characters (part 2)

Post-redemption arc Zuko (aka thank-god-ur-not-bald-anymore) as Todoroki Shouto

if you didn’t see this one coming idk what to tell you

Daddy Issues™

emotionally scarring burn on left eye inflicted by a parent

Co-Presidents of the Shitty Dads Club

gorgeous, sweet, out of ur league

have to be at least friendship level 3 to unlock Mysterious Tragic Backstory

fire powers that they wouldn’t use/lost the ability to use for a while

hot (both literally and figuratively)

the favourites of their fandoms

Socially Awkward™

both have a sweet & kind friend who’s partly the reason they’re not angsty and emo anymore, everyone say thank you midoriya for giving us the todoroki we have today (give me platonic!zukaang/tododeku or give me death)

started out friendless and now they have like six bffs

‘farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance’

Pre-redemption arc Zuko (aka what-the-fuck-is-that-ponytail) as Bakugou Katsuki

weird hair

Angery Bois™

im sorry they both look like really angry pomeranians i can’t take them seriously

‘you wanna go?! you wanna fuckin go?!’ tell me that isn’t the entirety of bakugou’s dialogue summed up in two sentences

‘let me see what you have’ ‘A KNIFE’ ‘NO’

torments the hell out of peace-loving main protagonist & hunts them down

both have had their lives saved (kinda? at least deku tried) by the main protagonist when they were still assholes

have father figures (kinda? does all might count?) who just want them to stop being fucking assholes and make the right decisions for once but do these dumbasses listen? no

have kidnapped someone/been the one who got kidnapped

100% would recommend anger management therapy. pls for the love of god sort out ur deep-rooted issues

repressed gays

zuko gets a pass bc of his emo tragic backstory but honestly baku was such a jerk to deku in szn 1 for literally no reason. fuck you bakugou

Azula as Dabi (aka Todoroki Touya, we all know it’s true at this point)

yes i have a special place in my heart for villains with blue fire and tragic backstories, what about it

figuratively and literally hotter than their siblings (don’t @ me y’all know it’s true)

the ‘evil’ sibling one of whom was actually just misguided and whose redemption arc i’m still waiting for, but i’m not going to elaborate on that bc the way the atla writers handled azula just makes me mad & I’ll end up talking forever about it

fathers majorly fucked them up (ozai was abusive to azula, fight me)

kinda psycho

god if dabi really does turn out to be a todoroki and still doesn’t get a redemption arc i am suing. my heart cannot take this pain again

their most popular ships are both gay with a person who’s the complete opposite of them and have/will inevitably betray them in the end (tyzula, hot wings. manga readers know what i’m talking about but i don’t think dabi/hawks is too popular a ship with anime-only fans yet)

Ty Lee as Ashido Mina

pink!!! pinkity pink pink

bubbly and fun, peppy attitudes

‘be gay do crimes’

actually incredibly dangerous and formidable even though they don’t really look like it (can you imagine fighting someone who can literally paralyze your entire body with a few punches? or shoot honest-to-god acid at you? we stan two (2) queens)

really flexible and good at sports (ty lee’s acrobatics, mina’s hip hop dancing)

both part of iconic squads (ozai’s angels, the bakusquad)

both their squads have a kinda mean leader (azula, bakugou)

don’t really take criticisms too harshly and always brush off mean comments by azula or bakugou with a smile

yeah i don’t really have a lot to say about them bc they don’t have a lot of screen time (we were robbed) but they’re cool

Mai as Aizawa-Sensei

110% done with ur shit

Did Not Sign Up For This

the OG emos

*drives up to mcdonalds with ten kids in the backseat clamouring for fries, orders one (1) black coffee and leaves*

every day their will to live dies a little more

neither of them have bending/powers that are useful in combat so they’ve both learnt to be really good at fighting the traditional way, without bending or quirks

just let them sleep ffs

kinda hot when they’re fighting

dragged into dangerous situations by the main characters when they just want to mind their own business and take a nap

‘wake me up (wake me up inside)’

Uncle Iroh as All Might

father figures

cheerful, jovial, always there to save the day

very powerful & strong

kinda old

both have antagonistic relationships with the ‘abusive fathers in power’ in each of their respective series

you probably can’t tell but i really don’t like iroh (even tho i adore all might) so it’s kind of hard to find good stuff to say about him, but i’m trying

give good advice that’s useless anyway bc the protagonists literally never follow it

both adopt a young boy who isn’t actually their kid but whom they have a closer relationship with than the boy’s actual dad has with the boy

train that young boy to become their successor

Fire Lord Ozai as Endeavour (aka human pieces of shit)

FUUUUUUCCCCKKK YOOOUUUU

burn in hell

apologise to your fucking kids

why was end*avour given a redemption arc in the manga that’s just as bad as h*ggar getting that stupid fucking redemption arc in voltron, makes absolutely zero (0) sense

good at one (1) thing and it’s giving their kids emotional trauma that they’ll have to carry around for the rest of their lives

have stupid beards and moustaches that makes them look like paedophiles

being indirectly/directly responsible for burns on their sons’ left eyes

hold on a sec i’ll be right back just give me a moment, i gotta go punt these dickheads into the mfing sun

if they were dying of hunger and i had a feast in front of me, i’d tell my servants to burn the leftovers

Princess Ursa as Todoroki Rei

both forced into marriages because of their bloodline/powers that would make their future kids strong

had abusive husbands who were very powerful and feared

scarred their kids (literally)

disappeared from the household while their kids were still young due to an incident where they killed/harmed a family member (ursa poisoned fire lord azulon, rei scalded shouto’s eye)

had a child/children who was/were disregarded in favour of the child who was favoured bc of their abnormally strong powers

unintentionally abusive (ursa fucked azula up bad, don’t @ me)

idk what else to say we got like two and a half seconds of screentime in total for each of them

Bonus:

Emo Zuko (like even more than normal) as Tokoyami Fumikage

professional Edgelords™ such darkness

so drama

very emo

Sparky Sparky Boom Man as Bakugou Katsuki (aka sparky sparky boom boi)

boom boom time to die

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rainydaycriminalmindsimagine · 4 years

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Seven minutes in heaven with the bau

You all sat around, slightly toasted by the alcohol of the night, talking about things to do for entertainment. "Alright alright what about... Seven minutes in heaven!" Emily suggested. You snorted. "Emily, are we thirteen?" You asked. "So Y/n's going in the closet, who else is going with her/him?" JJ said. "Hey!" You groaned. "Names in a hat, let's go!" Emily said picking up a hat off of Rossi's rack. "I will not be participating because. No." Rossi said taking a sip of whiskey. You chuckled and rolled your eyes as the shuffling of paperslips sounded off. "and you're with..."

Morgan: "Derek! Why isn't this surprising?" Emily asked sarcastically. "Emily! Come on we don't have to--" Derek was cut off by her surprising strength as she grabbed your wrist and his, dragging you to a closet and closing the door. "ANNNND START." Emily said making you roll your eyes. "My God. The highschool years just came flooding back." You said making Derek chuckle. "We don't have to do anything Y/n." He assured. "Good. Because I am terrible at making out." You snorted. "I doubt that." Morgan said. "Oh really, what makes you say that?" You asked. "Well. Honestly, I think your lips look made for making out." He flirted. You squinted at him. "Are you flirting with me in a coat closet to get me to kiss you?" You asked. "And maybe a bit more." Morgan said. "Derek. That's the whiskey talking." You said. "actually Y/n I've liked you for a while now. And I am really glad I'm in this coat closet with you." Morgan said. ".... Seriously?" You asked. "Dead serious." Morgan said. "You've got to be drunk or something bec--" Morgan cut you off with a kiss, making you suck in a breath as you gripped a small container's hinge. "Doubting me now?" Derek asked. "Shut up and kiss me you idiot." You breathed. He didn't hesitate with that notion either and held you close as he kissed you again. And then the door opened. "I. KNEW. IT." Penelope squealed. You rolled your eyes and Derek smiled. "Do you mind closing the door, we were kind of in the middle of something-" Derek said as you playfully punched his shoulder. He smiled and so did you as you walked out hand in hand.

Hotch: "oh this one is too good. Aaron." Emily said. "no. Absolutely--" and that's all either of you remember before being yanked into a closet. "Who even keeps a closet door locked from the outside? Who?" You asked with a sigh, sitting on top of a drawer against the wall. "I cannot believe this is what this party has turned into." Hotch said. "should've just backed out like Rossi." You said. "Ha." Aaron said sitting on a box. "No I mean it. I doubt your ideal evening would've included being locked in a closet with me." You said with a laugh. Hotch shook his head with a smile. "You're saying that as if you have no appeal." Hotch noticed. "Do I?" You asked. "You have plenty of appealing features Y/n." Hotch said. You rose a brow, standing up. "Like what?" You asked. "What?" He asked. "What is appealing to you?" You asked. "Y/n--" "Tell me. Or I'll sing "Sweet Home Alabama" at the top of my lungs. Tell me." You said. "Your eyes are beautiful." He said. "Okay, and?" You asked. "Y/n" "Big wheels keep on turning!" You sang loudly, even causing a few team members to stare at the closet in confusion. "Okay! Your hair is nice. So is your smile." Hotch said. You blinked. "And when you bite the end of your pen when your deep in thought." Hotch listed. "and when you tuck loose strands of hair behind your ear because you're nervous." Hotch said. You didn't say anything, baffled by Hotch. "What?" He asked. "You notice all of that?" You asked. "I'm a profiler. I notice things." Hotch said. "Like how you avoid eye contact when you're nervous?" You pointed out. Hotch swallowed and you felt your mouth almost twitch into a smile. "Or how you started going on the same running routes as me but never told me because you run ten yards behind me." You said. "I--" "Or maybe how you memorized my coffee order because we always mysteriously run into each other when you grab coffee after a run." You said. Hotch stood up and ran a hand down his face. "You like me don't you?" You asked. Hotch let out a short chuckle. "Yeah y/n. I do." He admitted. You smiled and slowly took his hands into yours. "Is it cheesy to say I like you too?" You asked. "Kind of, but I'll let it slide." He said before kissing you. You smiled against his lips, as you held his hands. You almost kissed him again but the door swung open and Emily gaped. "YOU TWO ACTUALLY MADE OUT?!" she gasped. "what was the singing about?" Morgan asked. "a tactic to get me to talk." Hotch chuckled. You smiled, Hotch's hand resting on your waist.

Spencer: "Spencer! In the closet you go!" Emily said. "I agree with Y/n we're not childr--" and then you were shoved into a closet with him. "Oh the memories of this. Just wonderful." You sighed. " Bad memories of this game too?" Spencer asked. "highschool sucked." You said. He gave a knowing nod to the notion. "I got shoved in the closet with the quarterback. Needless to say he was not amused with being put in with a nerd. He told me some... Less than stellar things about my personality that got on his nerves" You sighed. " That must've sucked." He admitted. "No kidding." You admitted. "What about you?" You asked. "Was shoved in with a very popular girl and she convinced me to kiss her and then sprayed me with Lysol." Spencer admitted. "Geez Spence I'm sorry." You said sympathetically. "I hate highschool." He muttered, sitting on the floor against the wall. You sat down next to him, smiling. "Well. If it helps. I probably would've liked you in highschool." You said. "It does actually. But what about now?" He asked curiously. You chuckled. "highschool me's taste hasn't changed." You answered. Spencer looked at you surprised. "You... You like me?" He asked. "Spencer, if I had my way we'd actually play seven minutes in heaven. " You chuckled. Spencer fidgeted with his hands. "you good?" You asked. "I... Screw it I never do anything exciting--" he said before kissing you. You kissed him, his hands cradling your face as you did. "Better than the Lysol?" You asked. He chuckled and kissed you again. "much better." He admitted. You smiled and kissed his nose making him smile and rest his forehead on yours. The door opened and Emily chuckled. "of course this is the most pure thing I've seen in a closet." She chucked. Spencer rolled his eyes, standing up and extending a hand to you. "The other stuff usually tends to happen outside of a closet." He whispered to you making you blush crimson as you walked forward.

Emily: "...Me... Yayyy." She said. "Ohhhh this IS going to be fun!" Morgan said. "well. A game is a game, let's go!" Emily said. You groaned and walked to the closet. "Have fun. Not too much fun though." Rossi said closing the door. You flipped on the light and sat on the dresser. "So. Having fun yet?" You asked as she rolled her eyes and sat on a box. "Why'd you suggest this game anyway?" You asked. Again. Silence to your question. "Em? Have a stroke over there?" You asked. "Seemed like a good idea at the time." She finally answered. "Yeah, how's that looking now?" You asked. "Meh. If I play my cards right, still a good idea." She sassed. You rose a brow, standing up. "You did this on purpose?" You asked. "Now we're getting somewhere." Emily said with a smirk. You chuckled. "Knew it." You laughed. "What?" She asked. "I knew you had a thing for me." You said. "Oh did you now?" Emily asked standing up. "Yeah. You get really nervous when I mention my dating life." You said. "You got that from that one little thing?" She asked. "no. You also focus on me when you think I'm not paying attention, you purposely suggest ideas that would keep me safer, shall I continue?" You asked. She let out a short laugh. "okay so I thought I was pretty sneaky but apparently I had the stealth of Spencer trying to tip toe." Emily said making you snort. "is this a stupid ploy? Maybe. But is it working?" She asked. "Yes." You laughed. Emily smiled and so did you before she kissed you. You smiled and she chuckled. "I knew I played my cards right." She said. You almost went in for another kiss but Morgan opened the door. "THEY FINALLY KISSED!" he said. "It's about damn time." Rossi sighed.

Penelope: "Garcia!" Emily said. "Wait what--" you both said in unison before being shoved in a closet. "How does the closet itself manage to smell like garlic?" You asked. "I have no idea." She said equally confused. "So... Whatcha wanna do for seven minutes?" You asked. "Uhm... We can talk." She said. "Alright. Did you notice the new intern's terrible choice in hair cuts?" You asked. "Totally. Is he blind? He has to be to willingly walk around with half of a Pomeranian on his head." Garcia agreed. Silence fell over both of you and you swallowed nervously. "So..." You said finally. "This is awkward." She said. "Thank God. Yes! Yes it is!" You said. "I mean if they wanted us to kiss they could've just asked, I'm comfortable enough with you that I could do it." She said. "I know right! What are they expecting? Us to be all over each other when they open those doors?" You asked. "Maybe! They just want us all to be all blehhh" Penelope said making a kissy face. You jokingly made the same face and fell off the box, kissing her unintentionally. You pulled away. "I am so... Sorry." You said. She blinked a few times before kissing you again and the door swung open. "Get it babygirl." Morgan teased. Garcia blushed crimson, as did you. "They actually kissed?" Emily asked. "I mean, they seemed pretty damn cozy when I opened the door." Morgan said.

JJ: "JJ!" Emily said. "oh this will be fun as hell." Morgan said. "Nice try but I'm not getting into some closet--" neither of you know exactly how you were put in the closet, but there you were. You sat on a box and she grumbled. "I'm having highschool flashbacks." JJ muttered. "I would've figured you would've had a positive experience with the game." You said. "why's that?" She asked. "I mean the most attractive people who've played it usually have the most stories soo.." you said. "you must have a ton then." JJ said. You snorted. "No. no I don't." You said still laughing. "Well then, why don't we make some good ones!" She declared. "What?" You asked. "let's make some fun memories of this game! Come here!" She said. You came closer and she kissed your nose, smiling at you. You followed her example and kissed her nose. She didn't immediately go for your lips, she kept kissing. You two exchanged a look and she finally kissed you. It was slow but nice and you would've kissed her again but the door opened and you paused. "They finally kissed!" Penelope said. "About time. It only took them a year." Spencer said making Morgan snort

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pastel9girlbunny000die · 3 years

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(Y/n) POV:

I never had a happy childhood as long as I can remember, not even a decent childhood memory, my mother never once care for me much less said a nice word...

my father his.. Let's just say... His never around, but when he is he used me as a personal punching bag or so.

I don't have any siblings and there's not much to say about my life.

Everyone i get closed to seems to distant themselves... when i turned out not being "worth it" ?

In the end I just got used to it.

Until...

One day the tables turned, I got into U.A the hero course.

It was pretty crazy first the USJ got attack by the Lov, then the festival after that out of the blue Katsuki demanded that I date him, then he got kidnapped by the Lov.

Thats just how crazy my life has gotten.

Present Day still (Y/n) POV:

I have been having a lot of doubt lately about katsuki, my boyfriend.

It wasn't to long ago he demanded me to date him, since than we haven't spend a lot of alone time or for that matter kissed.

"..." I sigh rolling my pen between my fingers staring blankly at my dorm room wall. "I guess it was all for show." I mumbled.

Suddenly knocking was heard on my door more like loud banging

"Oi! Extra, open up!" Katsuki's loud voice rang through my ears. I got up curiously opened the door letting the blond ash king explosion murder walk pass me.

He has an irritating look on his face?

"You know its late? I was about to sleep." I decided to go sit down next to him on the bed.

...

"So exstra, what do two people do when their in a relationship?" Katsuki question letting it sound more like a demand

My eyes widen at the little blush on his face.

A few seconds passed leaving an akwared silence.

"I don't know? I've never been in any kind of relationship at all."

"Right..." ... "What about we go get something to eat tomorrow?"

"Katsuki, why do you like me? I have nothing spacial nor do I have a amazing quirk. So why?"

"Your... Nothing tomorrow at 9 meet me at the dorm gate." Katsuki ordered walking out but stopped "and don't be late!" He growled slamming my door shut.

"What was he going to say?" I question brushing it off, laying down while falling at sleep in the process.

Who knows? I'll ask later.

Time Skip...

Its been quite some time since I started dating katsuki, its been a wild ride since that day in my room,

Its more like 5 months since he invited me out.

It all started with that one dinner and great memories, we got to know more about one and other what we like and dislike.

I learned how easy it was to handle the angry pomeranian, I also learned how good at cooking he can be and all his other talents and good morals.

But he can still be a little overprotective when it comes to me I don't really mind it as long as I can get a kiss or a hug out of it.

When the others found out I became Katsuki's girlfriend\boyfriend they where suportive but kaminari and mineta started whining about how katsuki got a lover before they did, I also had to avoid Izuku cause Katsuki literally tried to kill him the last time I talked to him.

Beside all that I really love being with katsuki he can be loving from time to time.

But its all seems too good to be true, a loving boyfriend and supportive friends. I doubt it from time to time?

Present time:

"Class dismissed." Mr.Aizawa said falling on the ground in his iconic yellow sleeping bag crawling out the door followed by some other students heading out.

"Finally, my butt feels numb." I yawned standing up from my desk

"Oi, babe wanna hang out in my room later?" Katsuki asked walking over to me with his bag hanging on his shoulder and a calm look on his face.

"Sure, katsu I'll just grab my stuff." I said in a smiling manner giving him a small pack on the cheek about to take my bag.

"Oh, hi (Y/n) Your still here, do you mind, like helping a girl out I got a few books I wanna return to the library, can you give me a hand?" Mina question holding a mountain of books.

"What the hack Mina." I fast walked over to her grabbing a few books before they where about to fall.

"Hey exstra do it yourself!" Katsuki barked at Mina who stayed unfuged by the angry yelling it's a daily thing so everyone is basically used to it by now.

"Chill down katsu, I'll be back in a minute." I winked at him walking down the hallway chatting a bit with the alien queen.

Little Time skip:

"That took longer than expected, I wonder if katsu is still there?" I mumbled to myself heading back too class.

I suddenly heard something getting knocked over, I rushed over the class room door.

The sight before me scared me shirtless.

Katski was on the floor with a girl I didn't know, maybe from another course but that wasn't the main issue they where kissing...

In the moment

I've become emotiontless because nothing can be worse than this feeling.

I feel the pain eating me up inside until I become this hollow soul of pain and nothing else, my heart broken into million pieces.

I wish I could turn back time, never agree to be this cheater girlfriend\boyfriend

I should have known, everyone the same

First mom than dad... Now katsuki their all the same, just a bunch of liars.

My tears built from deep inside and flowed down my cheeks, my tears spilled down my face like a waterfall running down from high cliff. My body started trembling compared to how messed up my mind was.

I couldn't stay here any longer, I turned running out the school while my tears spilled out my eyes.

I no longer feel like living. I can't. Its all over.

Nobody's POV:

The ash blond growled shoving the girl off him wiping his mouth off, an angry look spread on his face meaning his not very please at the moment

"You, fucken extra, touch me again and I'll kill." Katsuki barked with little explosion blasting from his palms.

"I-i Sorry!" The girl stuttered running away for her life.

"Damn, where's (Y/n)?" Katsuki mumbled taking his and his lover's bag walking out the class.

Meanwhile (Y/n) was in his\her room baling her\his eyes out wrapped up in tons of blankets.

"Hey, (Y/n) you in there?" Katsuki voice called out from the closed doors, but (Y/n) ignored him trying to block out the blonde pomeranian loud banging on the door.

Katsuki had enough he was worring and angry at his lover for making him concern that he decided to blast down the door, stepping over the broken wood he head over to (Y/n) bed.

Katsuki kneeled down in front of her\his bed thier all crawled up into a ball and pillow stuffed over thier head.

"... whats wrong?" Katsuki sighed questioning his lover who remained silent.

"I won't be able to help if you don't tell me." Katsuki said yanking the pillow off.

"You jerk, give me back my pillow!" (Y/n) said in anger trying to grab it but katsuki just throws it behind him.

"So you can talk." Katsuki smirked grabbing (Y/n) hand pulling her\him off the bed letting her\him fall onto katsuki.

"Ouch." (Y/n) mumbled realizing she\he was on katsuki (Y/n) wanted to get off immediately, but katsuki trapped her\him locking her\his waiste between his legs and holding a iron grip on (Y/n) arm and a hand holding pressing her\him against his chest.

"Now you can't get away from me, and i have your full attention. Whats wrong?" Katsuki smirked at (Y/n) but sounded worried.

"Y-you cheater!" (Y/n) yelled her\his tears dripping down her\his cheeks, the teary eyed vision of katsuki lover made him angry, no one hurts his only love and gets away alive, but it confused him more that he was called a cheater knowing fully well that he is forever committed to only (Y/n) alone.

"(Y/n) what do you mean? Cheater?"

"Don't l-lie to me I-i saw you, k-kissing that girl." (Y/n) voice cracked making it bearly hearable. Except katsuki heard every word that came out off (Y/n) mouth.

... Silence filled the room with little hiccups coming from (Y/n) where she's\he's pressing thier face into his chest trying to save little bit of the last warmth she\he might ever get from katski.

It was nice while it lasted. The words ranged over and over in (Y/n) mind, katsuki will leave her\him after he/she found out that katsuki knows that (Y/n) knows he's been cheating, than he'll go to be with his real love.

"You-" Katsuki paused with a deadly gaze in his eyes it scared the hack out of (Y\n) when she\he looked up into katsuki's eyes.

"You honestly think i'd leave you. Or fucken cheat on you?! Your my one and only bitch! Your the one and only exceptional exstra in my life, the love of my life. (Y/n) I fucken love you." The words katsuki angrly barked out touched (Y/n) deeply, who knew katsuki could actually feel, Much less love, and here (Y/n) was ready to give up on ever loving again as if katsuki would leave her\him for another.

His not like (Y/n) mother or father, katsuki cares and loves deeper than any average person.

"Bu-but you where ki-" katsuki stopped (Y/n) from finishing her\his sentance by forcing his lips onto (Y/n) lips, a innocent kiss quickly turned into a heated make out session. Katsuki and (Y/n) partened catching thier breaths, (Y/n) shyly gazed into katsuki's crisom eyes.

"I dare you to finished that sentance or ill take you right here and now."

"What happened?" (Y/n) asked wanting to know how katsuki ended up on the floor with the girl kissing him.

"That stupid exstra doesn't know how to tie her shoes, the low life tripped knocking me over landing on me and we accidentally touched." Katsuki said looking irritated.

(Y/n) didn't know how to feel, should she\he be mad or happy on one had a girl kissed her\his boyfriend and on the other hand katsuki wasn't cheating.

"Katsu, I'm sorry. I misunderstood. I-" katsuki placed his finger onto (Y/n) lips shushing her\him.

"I love you.. (Y/n) ❤" katsuki says giving (Y/n) a soft passionate loving kiss.

"I wuv you too, katsu~" (Y/n) mouned in the kiss wrapping her\his arms aroud the blonde neck letting katsuki hug her\him tighter.

In the end it was all a misunderstanding.

The end.. Haha xox

P.S sorry i couldn't stay on the only girl version & i had to rewrite the end cause it was supposed to end with (Y/n) running away never being seen by anyone again, but it was too sad, I'm a sucker for a happy ending.

#katsuki bakugo x reader #katsuki bakugo fic #bnha fanfiction #mha bakugou #mha fanfiction #anime

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kingtodoroki · 6 years

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discord x bnha watch party

Season 2 - Episode 5: Cavalry Battle Finale

(about the bad quality) “I love this episode of Sailor Moon!!!!”

(Midoriya stretching in the intro) “A big strotch”

*INCOHERENT SCREAMING*

(video starts to lag) “THE QUALITY IS TOO STRONG!!!!”

“TIME FOR TODOROKI CONTENT”

(Shouji appears) “Ah yes… my favorite hentai”

“PIKACHU IS MY FAVORITE BNHA CHARACTER”

“How does Kaminari exert so much electricity? Like, he should be dead” “Maybe he is… on the inside”

“Sonic coming in hot”

(about Tokoyami) “He’s so slender look at that bod”

“He has teeth inside of his beak it kinda fucks me up”

(Monoma appears) “MY TRASH BOY”

“SHINEEEEEE!!!!!”

“His arms are like thin… then thicc… slim thicc”

“NIKE BROWS NIKE BROWS”

(Midoriya trying to get the headband from Todoroki) ”THE SCENE THE SCENE THE SCENE THE SCENE”

“I’M SWEATING PROFUSELY”

(Bakugou hitting Kirishima) “STOP HITTING HIM HE’S TRYING HIS BEST”

“GIVE HIM EYE DROPS HELLO?????”

“Man, I love Sharkboy and Lavagirl”

“NOODLE ARM”

“HOW COULD YOU NOT GRAB ALL OF EM???? HE’S GOT BIG HANDS”

“SHANK THESE BOYS”

“I CAN’T WITH BAKUGOU JUST BLASTING THROUGH THE AIR WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?????”

“HERE COMES OUR EMO BOY”

“What music video of MCR is this?”

“THE SKIN IS SO SMOOTH THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE NIPPLES”

“IT’S EREN JAEGER”

“THE GAY MOMENT IS HERE”

“Do you think Endeavor ever burns off his eyebrows?”

Season 2 - Episode 6: The Boy Born With Everything

“IT’S TokoYAMMY”

(TodoDeku scene) “This is my favorite shoujo oh my God” “Top 10 confession moments”

“MY SHIRT IS SOAKED IN MY OWN SWEAT”

“Todoroki’s REAL quirk… oversharing”

“HE’S SO PRETTY UGHHHHHH”

“Open up the tea shop, I am ready to buy”

“GET SOME EYE DROPS”

“LOOK AT KOUDA’S FACE” “ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES”

“His hand covers his entire face… yaoi hands”

(TodoBakuDeku) “IT’S THE HOLY TRINITY”

“Deku doesn’t actually have freckles they’re just a bunch of gay moles”

“TODODEKU GETS THE GAY WIND BREEZE HELLO???”

“This looks like a scene from Free!” “SWIM WITH ME RIN I’LL SHOW YOU A SIGHT YOU’VE NEVER SEEN”

“A FORECAST OF GAY WIND FROM THE WEST AND SCATTERED CONFESSIONS”

“I WANNA BE A REAL BOY”

(Kirishima on screen, smiling) “I need my sunglasses hello”

“The vein on my head is POUNDING”

(Ojirou on screen) *singing George of the Jungle theme song*

*singing ‘I Am a Girl Like You’ from the Barbie movie when Tetsutetsu and Kirishima fight*

“My heart is beating so fast”

(@ Shinsou) “Snap me in fucking half”

(imitating Bakugou) “URARAKA?”

*WHEEZING*

“The way he said that made me feel things”

*Kacchako shippers crying*

“WHO’S GONNA HAVE A CAT?” “Between their legs…”

“THIS IS A JOB FOR HANDS... A HAND JOB”

“CHUG CHUG CHUG”

“Everyone’s going through their emo phase”

“EVERYBODY SAY HEY”

“He looks like a puppet for ventriloquists”

Season 2 Episode 7: Victory or Defeat

(Midoriya answers to Shinsou) “YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER”

“Oh my God, punch me Kacchan”

“Cleavage of the Gods”

“He’s my favorite Sonic character”

“He looks like one of those troll things”

“GOD DAMMIT YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT”

(Aizawa on screen) “Oh it’s Shinsou’s dad”

“HE LOOKS LIKE SQUIDWARD”

“I love Squidward. My favorite dad”

“I’m about to walk out of the ring and lose guess it’s time for a flashback”

“USELESS BROCCOLI”

“This is my favorite episode of Mob Psycho 100”

“He should’ve just duct-taped his mouth” “That’s kinky”

“He should’ve insulted All Might to make him speak just insult his dad”

“KACCHAN IS SHOOK”

“GIMME THAT GOOD BACKSTORY BOI”

(@ Shinsou) “ITS OK YOU’RE GONNA GET A DAD”

“I can’t believe Squidward is a pro hero… does he play clarinet?”

“GENERAL STUDIES BUDDIES”

“I LOVE DAFT PUNK”

“DON’T GIVE UP YOU’RE GONNA GET A DAD”

“HE’S SO SAD SOMEONE HUG HIM” “Well his dad isnt gonna” “SHUT UP”

(about Endeavor) “Always remember to pick up your trash”

“RIP in fucking pieces, Sero”

“Being extra is gay culture”

(about the lag) “This Microsoft slideshow though”

“Don’t mind!”

Season 2 Episode 8: Battle on, Challengers!

“I want a church girl that goes to church and READS HER BIBLEEEE”

“Denki just wants to get laid”

“Tiddies”

“Her hair’s gonna squirt out ink”

“DON’T MAKE ME INK”

*singing The Wobble*

“KAWAIIII BABIESSSS”

(Mineta on screen) “THERE’S A BIG STAIN”

(fight between Mina and Aoyama) “THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE OF YURI!!! ON ICE”

(about Aoyama) “He’s literally Chris from Yuri!!! On ICE”

“AHHH Mt. Lady!!!” “Mount me, bitch”

(about Momo) “MY WIFE IS BEING ABUSED HELLO????”

(@ Aizawa) “DAD STOP YOUR KIDS FROM FIGHTING”

“SOMEONE HUG HER” “Yo, her ponytail could choke me”

(Kirishima vs. Tetsutetsu) “I’M JUST LIKE YOU” “YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME”

“DUDES BEING GUYS”

“Stretch it out boy”

*Kacchako shippers being Kacchako shippers*

“I love the Parent Trap”

*Kacchako shippers crying*

“My brows are so wet because of my sweat guys oh my God”

“Why is he making that face?!?!?!” “What are you saying that isn’t just a regular face?”

“CALM DOWN YOU ANGRY POMERANIAN”

Season 2 Episode 9: Bakugou vs. Uraraka

*crying Kacchako shippers*

“Look at All Might’s thicc thighs” “Them calves though”

“OH BOY”

“I’m gonna choke on my tea” “That’s the most British thing that’s ever come out of your mouth”

“Aw she’s trembling!” “Wouldn’t you be if you were about to fight Bakugou?” “Well, I’d be trembling but for a different reason…”

“I WANT THEM TO TOUCH” “Let me tell you about this website — it’s called Hentai Haven”

*Kacchako shippers hyperventilating*

“I HAVE A HEADACHE”

“GO GET HIM GO”

“YO KACCHAN IS READY TO GO”

“SHE’S TRYING HER BEST”

“SHE DID SO GOOD”

“OH SHE FELL” “SOMEBODY HELP HER” “GET HER LIFE ALERT”

“The Kacchako shippers are gonna mcfuckin die”

(part where Bakugou asks ‘what about her was frail?’) “AHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKK”

“She’s not okay. She’s gonna cry. I’m gonna cry. I’m gonna die.”

“The twins are fighting” “I love this episode of Ouran Highschool Host Club”

“THAT’S SO MANLY”

*crying noises from multiple people*

*more crying*

(Midoriya standing up to Endeavor) *INTENSE WHEEZING*

“HE GOT THEM AIR JORDANS”

“DEFEND YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND”

“SHIVER ME FUCKING TIMBERS BITCH I AM NOT READY”

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ranty9000 · 7 years

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A chronicle of me watching the film "white chicks"

okay so It started with two black fbi agents disguised as racist Mexican stereotypes. They failed a bust regarding ice cream bent code for cocaine and busting actual Ice cream guys

Why do comedies with little to no white characters think they can be even more racist than the white people they accuse of doing so

It’s like “the nutshack” all over again.

Here’s the “chief getting mad at the cop hero’s incompetence” trope. He’s Gonna put them on assignment in Iraq cuz their fuck up. Another duo consisting of a white dude and an ambiguously light Brown guy make fun of them with bad ice cream incompetence.

The girlfriend the one of them (I don’t know which one because I barely know either of them or even their names and so far their both bland as unflavored oatmeal) is upset because he was two minutes late to getting home and thinks she’s cheating on him.

“What could I possibly do anything so fast in those two minutes?”

She gives him a stare implying that’s how fast he is in bed with her, and no sound of laughter passes my lips.

This overbearing girlfriend and beaten down boyfriend cliche isn’t done to death At all. Oh and this ones name is Marcus

More ice cream jokes from the antagonist duo, our “heroes” make a “joke” about holding each others balls when they pee (what? That’s not what you hold when you go pee) and which one wipes (wouldn’t it be the other guy while one is on the John? This joke is bad in premise and execution)

The antagonist duo is working on the “Socialite kidnapping” case where someone has threatened to kidnap the daughters of the head of a local college. The “hero’s” are volunteered to pick them to set up a trap

Why is this a comedy again?

Oh Marcus called other one who’s name they haven’t said yet “blackie-chan” (WHAT-)

Oh Marcus is lactose intolerant, that totally isn’t a checkovs gun

So the girls arrive and despite being in their early 20s they greet the agents by saying “we already gave to the United negro fund”. I’ve never heard a rich young white chick call a black man a “negro” in the 21st century. I get they’re trying to make them shallow and shit but that’s unrealistic- oh now they gave the dudes the bags after they said they were going to the girls to the car.

Girls like this aren’t THIS kind of racist!

They can’t be from silicone valley and have the values of a stereotypical Texan yokel! They don’t fit!

Oh good… they have a Pomeranian…..

I’m only 15 minutes in? Oh good Lord. I’ll keep to highlights now.

The dog is out the window now oh no

Oh no they didn’t die from being hit by a truck

They just narrowly survived a horrible accident let’s make it humerous

She’s going to a self proclaimed bitch fit

They keep the girls in a room by saying they wouldn’t want anyone to see their “scars” (a light scratch on ones nose and the others lip), but they cant get them to the area where the trap is

Marcus says he is going to hang himself before the chief gets to him, sadly he doesn’t follow through.

The one that isn’t Marcus is lying to the chief over the phone coz one more screw up and it’s off to Iraq. The one that isn’t Marcus grabs marcus’ balls to stop him from admitting the truth

No laughs here

Okay so the disguise team (i think? They don’t say is gonna make them look like the girls now

I’m glad it’s more than sticking paint on their face and melons in their shirt but the guy freaked out when he felt the fake tits being put on him for some reason

“He’s right, make em bigger” says the head guy as i slowly die inside.

Oh Wait no it IS painting them white okay

The make up is somewhat decent, but here is where the “real humor” starts. So put on your hazmat suits.

The antagonist duo has to watch over the “girls” disguised as hotel staff and they take advantage of this by “mistaking” the ambiguously light brown guy for Mexican. Are they just racist to mexicans?

Haha their boobs are so big and knocking over things ha ha ha

They use plastic surgery to excuse their masculine facial features as well as make excuses for fake crabiness, actually decent writing here.

This is fleeting as guys are already planning to tap dat ass

Is that the chick who played lindsay in arrested development?

Are we doing a “your mother” competition right now. This film is sucking the humor out of me.

Another groin shot and mexican bashing.

Oh no one is getting attracted to the black publicist.

Oh good toilet humor and fart humor thanks chekovs gun

Lactose intolerance doesn’t work like that my family has two that are

Terry crews why are you here no….

“That’s what I’m talking about, a skinny white girl with a black ass”

Terry please no

Terry please god no

TERRY PLEASE NO

Did they do a “king king/ gorilla” joke to Terry and think since it’s really a black dude it’s okay.

Oh no

“Making my way downtown, walking past, and I’m home bound BENNA BA BENNA BA BENNA”

OBLIGATORY N-WORD AND RAP JOKE I REPEAT IT’S A CODE 19 EVERYONE GET DOWN.

Oh good dressing up tiiime and sex jokes greeeeaaat.

What is happening right now

I have no words, i think the Movie is having a stroke?

Oh no wait i think it’s me?

The antagonist duo is talking about what which older celebrity they’d bang as they keep an eye before they come back

And now not marcus Is trying to get her purse back coz it has the badge and gun, she ran fast and got it cuz I guess chicks like that can’t run fast???

There’s a subplot involving the guys that wanna tap that a girl looking like a she’s on cocaine coz Nose powder that’s all you need to know.

I wanna die

They’re doin the auction girl for charity thing and TERRY IS BACK OH GOD WHY

Oh wait it’s marcus wife and not girlfriend? Wtf

Oh good a sleepover

The black guy as a white girl is giving one girl corn rows OH NOOOO TUMBLR ALEERRRT

Oh good sex humour with dildos

I’m dead inside, like there’s nothing left… and there’s still another HOUR?! Children I’m not gonna make it…..

Oh good back to the dudes and banging celebs that have yeast infections- OH GOOD THE KIDNAPPING FROM BALD LACKIES oh they’re just strippers acting like kidnappers

“It’s part of their act”

Sadly it’s statistically a common kink of women for some reason

Beach scene now

Haha he’s actually black and throws football’s hard

Terry is too oiled up I’m scared OH GOD THAT’S HIS BULGE

“Swartzinegro”, that is all

Romance subplot with the publicist or whoever she is again no one cares and nothing super horrible or unfunny

AND ANOTHER SUBPLOT WITH THE WIFE THAT’S THE NAGGY BLACK GIRL TROPE AGAIN THAT’S GREAT

TERRY CREWS BEING ROMANTIC TO MARCUS WITH SAXOPHONE

TERRY LIKES THE SONG! MAKINH MY WAY DOWNTOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PAST AND I’M HOME BOUND BADA BA BADA BA VXAGBCSG

STOP SINGING I’M THE DAD OF THE SWAMP CASTLE NOW

Oh good he did

I’m going to cry silently while this foot fetish shit is going on

Oyster is metaphor for pussy

More bland romance with not Marcus with awkward humor that’s just awkward

Same for Terry and marcus

Oh no mean doggo. Doggo mad. Doggo bite. Doggo please kill

Terry please stop I’m eating a carrot I’m gonna vomit

Oh he’s a basketball player OF COURSE HE IS

AND MORE FART HUMOR THANK YOU FOR THAT I STILL HAD A SHRED OF SANITY LEFT

More bland romance with not Marcus.

Make it end

She called the dog “nigga” as it’s funny coz it’s a black chick

Antagonist duo being creeps and finding out they’re dudes.

Drinks named after sex.

Terry putting drugs that arent roofies in the drink and my psychotic break is now complete

She switched them and pulled a “princess bride” tho

Eye candy skank sexy dance off I’m going to die this suddenly turned into a those dance movies with the cheerleaders and is just to fill time and the smut quot

Lol all black dudes can break dance you guys and it’s totally not stunt doubles

It’s 1 am right now and terry is high and ready to rape

Girl is spilling her guts litteraly and figuratively

High dog fucker and high Terry crews, wait wasn’t that shot from “it’s always sunny” with the glow sticks

Terry and high guy fucked

Marcus wife Subplot is back oh no.

Koolaid joke hahaha kill me

Why are the wives of black couples in comedies always so mean? I feel like that’s a stereotype that no one has acknowledged and is it’s just as bad as other tropes

The antagonists thought the real sisters were the fake and they were stripped and they were punched and it’s funny and the cheif knows and fired them and marcus is rightly leaving cuz is friend is an ass but he’s apologizing so let’s do the stupid plan and the identity of the bad guys is shown but I don’t remember who they are supposed to be.

The “heroes” are bringing the antagonist duo in cuz they were fired too and the “who’d you rather fuck” thing ISN’T FUNNY

TOKEN FLAMBOYANT GAY GUY RUNNING FASHION SHOW WHO IS CONFIRMED GAY HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WASN’T OLD EVEN BEFORE THE GAY REVOLUTION NOT AT ALL

FAUX MEANINGFUL MUSHY GIRL SHIT

THE WIFE OF MARCUS AND HER FRIEND WITH NO NAME ARE STILL HERE.

TERRY GO AWAY

SWITCHAROO HUMOR HAHA

IT’S THE SWAN DRESS BOIIIIII

PRATFALLS AHAHAHAHA

The two bad mean got red paint splattered on them and it’s seen as visionary while they are embarrassed.

Oh good china is in the mix of racial insensitivity

Oh boy theyre fighting the bad guys now and she said you hit like bitch

The wifes friend calls backup their names are keisha, nay-nay, and laquonda

Yes really

Oh the dad of the mean girls is the bad guy okay

Is terry dead

Terry only cared that marcus wasn’t white and he goes “negro please”. Did they use up their n-bombs?

The romance plot wraps up (“this some jerry springer shit”) and both duos get their job back cuz it’s a cop movie trope.

Why does Marcus want this chick again.

“And they all stayed friends the end”

It’s been a two hour movie and i lost all sanity but the late time is also a factor

Let this be a warning not to let history repeat itself

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