Loki: I hate Thor.
Hela: "Hate" is a strong word.
Loki: I have strong opinions.
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Tony: *panicking* What the fuck are you two doing?
Y/N: *smiling like an idiot* We're blooping Tones, he loves it, look!
Y/N: *continues poking Lokis's blue cheeks while saying 'bloop' with each poke*
Tony: *screaming* He's a fucking Ice-Giant Y/N! He's dangerous! *tries to come towards you*
Loki: *stretches one of his long arms out to keep Tony from coming too close to the both of you and growls*
Y/N: He's not dangerous, protective maybe but he would never hurt me.
Y/N: *uses hands to squish Lokis cheeks and make his face look funny and squished together*
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Mobuis: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't
expecting this...
Loki : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Mobuis: Holy shit-
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Loki: By the way before I go Tony check your pocket :)
Tony: Lo-
Loki: *teleport away before he could finish*
Tony:*sighs and check his pocket. It appears Loki stole nothing but there is a small paper inside in there now which reads"Lol, I don't steal from broke ppl dw <3"*
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ok so I saw this post on paintrest
and I thought "omg I need this" but for all my favorite sitcoms; so I went and wrote this
and you can read it and tell me if you like it or not;should i continue it or not?
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Loki: imma be real with you guys!
Something that just don’t sit right with me is the word “authority” for some reason it has Thors name in it
And I don’t like that very fuckin much .
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Loki: would I lie to you?
Thor: yes.
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Y/N: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.
Thor: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.
Y/N: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Loki: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?!
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His name is David
Eli: wait so when i was gone, you guys TRAVELED THE MULTIVERSE, FOUGTH A INTERDIMENSIONAL PARASITE, got like four new teammates and tommy is dating a mutant now.
Loki: excuse me? a mutant? he has a name.
Eli: right, what´s his name again?
Loki:
Loki : something with an S
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Loki after saying something nice about strange to him :alright, alright, alright, alright now you say something nice about me
Strange looking at him with a very unamused look on his face :
Loki :
Strange places his hand on Loki's shoulder before walking away without saying anything
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Thor: Why did you think any of this was a good idea?!
Hela: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Thor:
Loki, reading across the room: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that, brother.
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Loki: *whispers* Future Husband say what.
Y/N: *confused* What?
Loki: *screeching internally*
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Loki puts poison in peters drink.
Peter: *sips coffee*
Loki:
Peter: *finishes coffee*
Loki: Didn't the coffee taste weird?
Peter: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, so I
drank it all.
Loki: Alright, let me go get the antidote
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Bat : a boy doesn't dye his nails ,unless he has psychological problems!
Loki : my nails polish has NOTHING to do with my psychological problems!
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Tsuyu Asui:
Asgard is where dreams come true, kero.
Fumikage Tokoyami:
Except Loki’s.
Dark Shadow:
Man cmon.
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