Poppy: It’s perfectly normal for a Troll to flirt with someone who’s in a relationship. It’s not like they’d know right away.
Bridget: So you wouldn’t mind if another girl flirted with Branch?
Poppy: Oh no, I’d punch that skank into next week, but that’s besides the point.
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Kanaya: I Bring A Sort Of "Cant Read Social Cues" Vibe To Every Social Situation That I Cant Tell If Anyone Likes Or Not
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König, enters and freezes seeing a bunch of recruits staring at him: Oh.... Hey, everybody. Oh jeez- Social situations...*chuckles awkwardly*
R/n, to Roze about König : Oh crap. I think that’s my type...
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Incorrect Bad Batch quotes!
Omega (to Hemlock): “I came here to drink milk, and kick ass. And I’ve just finished my milk.”
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Janus: “Ladies and Gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m already falling asleep—
Janus: “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive, to the point, and dramatic
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Wei Wuxian: I'm here to drink wine and kick-ass and I just finished my wine.
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Damian: I never know what to say to people at funerals.
Jason: Neither do I, I'm terrible.
Bruce: Just say "I'm sorry for your loss" then move on.
Damian: Oh, okay.
[at the funeral]
Damian: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.
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Legolas: As an elf, I have no idea how to handle death. What do you say to someone who is grieving?
Gimli: Just say, ‘sorry for your loss’ and move on.
Legolas: Sorry for your loss. Move on.
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*sirens rapidly approaching*
Buck: What are we going to do now?
Eddie: Quick. *kisses Buck, pinning him against the wall until the police cars pass*
Eddie: OK, let's go.
Buck: Couldn't we have just have hidden behind those bins?
Eddie, blushing: I suppose.
*more sirens*
Eddie: *kisses Buck again*
(incorrect buddie)
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Barbara: Hooray, he's kicked the ball. The ball's over there now.
Keeley: That guy has it now. That's an interesting development. Maybe he'll kick the ball?
Barbara: He has indeed. And apparently and apparently that deserves a round of applause
Keeley: How long do football matches last?
Barbara: A billion hours, apparently.
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"i'm not wearing any makeup...?"
james: is that lipstick?
regulus: no?
james: is that face paint?
regulus: no?
james: is that eye shadow?
regulus: no.
james: then what make-up are you wearing?!
regulus: i'm not wearing any makeup.
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Enid, flirting: I like your pigtails.
Wednesday: They’re not for sale.
Enid: *Laughs*
Wednesday: Laugh all you want. They’re not for sale.
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she tri on my gun ‘til i stampede
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regulus: i don’t like people
james: aw, that’s not fair, reg. have you met all of them?
regulus: i’ve met enough of them
regulus: people.
regulus: *scoffs*
regulus: what a bunch of bastards
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Even more incorrect Bad Batch quotes!
Wrecker (singing): 🎶“We don’t need no education”🎶
Tech: “Yes you do. You’ve just used a double negative.”
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