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shyjusticewarrior · 2 months
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Wayne Family Adventures Incorrect Quotes
Damian: I got a pet snake! What should I name him?
Bruce: You what-
Jason: William Snakespeare.
Duke: I hate when people say "well if your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?" Like obviously not, no.
Duke: Cause I'd do it first. I'm a leader, not a follower.
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shakespeareallanpoe · 1 month
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Behold. After searching far and wide, I present to you untold and sacred knowledge in regards to our very own Alfred Pennyworth:
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akabanerio · 8 months
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Fanart<3 I’m back
Check out my insta artwsnji for more 🫶🏻
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Xie Lian: San Lang, can you pay for this for me?
Hua Cheng: Oh, sure.
Mu Qing: Hold on, he can't just pay for you!
Hua Cheng (offended): Why not? I'm dianxia's husband, I get him anything he likes.
Mu Qing: We're playing Monopoly!!
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loonaya · 2 years
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i am so obsessed with them
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rccxox · 1 year
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nevermore as twitter quotes pt. 1
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thesocialzombie1 · 7 months
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Here’s a short one:
Charlie: I need a f***ing job, I hate being alive
Nick: Fair
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duskerot · 3 months
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actually fucked beyond belief that i have to make art of my ocs every time i want to see them . theres no tag for me . no hope
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ivyines · 2 years
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Cassian: Do you take constructive criticism? Driver: I only take cash or credit.
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shyjusticewarrior · 2 months
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Wayne Family Adventures Incorrect Quotes Pt 3
Tim: I made a pot of kool-aid.
Jason: You don't make a pot of kool-aid.
Tim: Well, I did.
Jason: Is it hot?
Tim: Maybe, maybe not.
Jason: It's hot, isn't it?
Tim: Yes!
Jason: Hot kool-aid?
Tim: I could put some ice in it if you'd like.
Jason: Uh no thanks, I'm not thirsty.
Tim: Brother...
Jason: I'm not gonna drink it!
Tim: I made this for you...
Jason: No.
Tim: Drink it!
Jason: No!
Tim: I want you to drink this!
Jason: I'm not drinking it!
Tim: I made this for you!
Jason: Drink your own hot kool-aid!
Tim, whispering: Please... drink... my hot kool-aid... *slids mug to him*
Jason: ... Okay.
Tim: Okay.
Jason: *drinks*
Jason: ... Yeah, it's pretty good.
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flowers-and-fichte · 1 year
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Kleist: Do you believe in goats?
Schiller: Animals with beards, horns, and square eyes?
Schiller: They just make that stuff up to scare kids.
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Xie Lian: San Lang told me he wants to practise eating out. Does he mean at a restaurant?
Feng Xin:
Mu Qing:
Shi Qingxuan:
Feng Xin: Yes he does
Shi Qingxuan: No, your highness, he means-
Mu Qing: Yes. He. Does
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space-b3an · 2 years
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Quinn: Eden knocked someone out!
Kai: Hey, If Eden punched someone I’m sure she had a very good reason to.
Eden: I shipped fist with ugly face.
Rowan: It was Nathan. She hit Bryn’s ex.
Kai: So it was justified.
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ducky-gummy · 2 months
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Low-quality Comics: “The Reason LEMONBOT Keeps the Musical Equipment Locked Up”
Starting a new thing where I just do random comics to explore character interactions, so enjoy! (Also if it’s not obvious i’m not a comic artist)
(Btw, happy lunar new year!)
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thesocialzombie1 · 7 months
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Here’s another quote from me and my bf that I feel like would be an Incorrect Quote from Heartstopper:
Charlie: Non, te jaquine
Nick: Did you google translate that before you sent it?
Charlie: Yes madame
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dykeza · 1 year
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Tag finder ignore ignore forever
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