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shyjusticewarrior · 2 months

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Wayne Family Adventures Incorrect Quotes

Damian: I got a pet snake! What should I name him?

Bruce: You what-

Jason: William Snakespeare.

Duke: I hate when people say "well if your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?" Like obviously not, no.

Duke: Cause I'd do it first. I'm a leader, not a follower.

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elektrae · 1 year

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The Batfamily as tweets that make me laugh.

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rube-too-many-fandoms · 8 months

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[Dick is showing Tim, Duke, Steph and Barbara a video on his phone]

Steph: OH MY GOD-

Tim: I can’t believe he actually—

*Jason walks in*

Jason: What’s everybody laughing about?

Steph: Nothing! So much nothing. No one did anything

Jason: -_- What is it?

Duke: Nothing, like Steph said. Totally nothing.

Jason: …right. Tim, you’re too sleep deprived to lie, what’s going on?

Dick: Tim, nO—

Tim: Dick took a video of you last night drunk at a karaoke bar singing Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel.

Jason: Oh! I finally did it! I’ve been wanting to do that for a while. Hell yeah, nice job me. *self-five*

Steph: Did he just high-five himself???

Jason: *wandering away for coffee* Damn this hangover is such a bitch.

Barbara: …All of you are idiots.

(edit) bonus:

Jason: *pouring coffee, lazily singing to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel* Only the good die piano man…sing us a good die young…

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himejoshiangels · 7 months

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no more buzzcut please!!

No more drawing duke bald, we've evolved past it. This is for everyone especially wfa onlys. I know most of yall don't like drawing bald people and what a coincidence neither do I! Lucky for you, in the comics, duke doesn't have a buzz cut his hair usually looks more like this

The buzzcut is a lazy, common thing that many artists less experienced with black hair default to when drawing black characters. In the age of artists actually learning more diverse black hairstyles, I say we include him in this movement!

#as a member of the duke nation high council im using this as part of my reelection campaign #give him twists give him a fro ANYTHING but that fuckass buzzcut PLEASE #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #bat boys #duke thomas #wfa #wayne family adventures #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batman #detective comics #the signal #robin #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes

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theaceofarrows · 4 months

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Why Condiment King is the worst villain

Dick: Okay, you go out and didtract him, and I'll come in from the back to get him

Robin Jason: What? No! You distract him

Dick: It'll only be for a little bit.

Robin Jason: No

Dick: I did it when I was Robin

Robin Jason: Then you can do it again

Dick: You'll be fine, he's a D lister at best

Robin Jason: You know that's not the problem! I have school tomorrow, and I don't want to smell like ketchup for the whole day

Dick: [sighs] Alright, fine. Let's just settle this like professionals

Robin Jason: Fine

Dick and Jason: Rock... paper... scissors... shoot!

Robin Jason: [does rock]

Dick: [does paper]

Robin Jason: Ughhh, Fine

Dick: You got this buddy. I believe in you!

Robin Jason: [walking away and grumbling] I hate you

Dick: I love you too!

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[Approximately 5 minutes later, with Condiment King tied up]

Dick: And that's what I call a success

Robin Jason: [covered in a disgusting mixture of ranch dressing, mustard, barbecue sauce, and ketchup] For you maybe

Dick: Hey, it could have been worse. He could have shot pickles or something at you

Robin Jason: Asshole

Robin Jason: [suddenly starts smirking] Hey, you know how you're always wanting to give me a hug? Well, I could really use a hug right now

[Dick and Jason lock eyes for a solid 10 seconds]

Dick: [bolts] I'm social distancing from little brothers right now!

Robin Jason: [running after him] Get back here you coward!

Dick: Go hug Batman! I have a date tonight!

Robin Jason: Batman's not! Hope your date likes ranch dressing!

[Dick and Jason continue to chase each other for the rest of patrol]

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Condiment King: So am I just supposed to sit here until the cops show up??

#dick grayson #jason todd #nightwing #robin jason todd #batbros #batfamily #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #yes this was mostly inspired by that one wfa #also by a tv show i watched last night #i love them

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excarow · 10 months

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Damian, being a little shit as usual: father likes me more

Tim, who hasn't slept in 3 days: yeah but your grandfather likes me more

#batfam #incorrect quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #tim drake #damain wayne #in Tim's defense he forgot that most of his family dont know about ra's obsession with him #batfamily #batfam wfa

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honeysimx · 2 years

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Bruce Wayne about Dick Grayson:

#batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #robin #robin!dick #incorrect batman quotes #batfam #batfamily #wayne family adventures #batman wfa #wfa #the batman (2022)#incorrect batfamily quotes

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rypnami · 1 month

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mc: we’ll help you make more friends, sebastian

ominis: just find someone who has common interests!

sebastian: like dark magic?

ominis: no

mc: maybe something a little less forbidden?

sebastian: well, i’ve always been intrigued by world domination

ominis:

mc:

ominis: maybe 2 friends is enough

#queue #i’m reading WFA again can you tell #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #hlmc #hogwarts legacy mc #hp fandom #slytherin #meme #textpost #text meme #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hogwarts legacy quotes

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fenrir-wolf-of-gotham · 1 month

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Dick Grayson: “I’m retiring from being Nightwing. Who wants it?”

Tim: “Not me. I retired first.”

Jason: “Not me. You wouldn’t catch me in that suit if I was dead.”

Damian: “I’m not interested Grayson.”

*Garbled “Ahem” from the nearby fish tank*

*everyone looks over*

Jarro: “My time to shine!”

#jarro the starro #dick grayson #tim drake #jason todd #damian wayne #incorrect dcu quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #I need a Jarro cameo in the next WFA series

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professoruber · 4 months

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Incorrect Quotes: Bruce giving money to the Bat-Family | Part 1

Next Part: Link

Bruce: Another broken chandelier, Dick? Really?

Dick: Well... to be fair, this time I was at least asked first before I showed off my circus skills to the gala-goers. Not my fault it was screwed to the roof so poorly.

Bruce: I doubt the designers were expecting to have to support the weight of a grown-man on top of an already heavy chandelier.

Dick: Anyway, do you mind...?

Bruce: Ugh. Fine. But you owe me for this. You'll be on gala shift again, and no more acrobatics. Understood?

Dick: Loud and clear. <Summersaults out the window onto a trampoline, before bouncing backwards into his car>

Bruce: ...

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Bruce: Oracle.

Barbara: Yes, Batman?

Bruce: Is it really necessary for you to replace the entire Clocktower with missile-proof interior plating? Do you know how much time, money and resources it'll require to do such a major renovation to a highly visible landmark without anyone noticing?

Barbara: Bruce. Do you have any idea how many times the Clocktower has been blown up? Even once is too many.

Bruce: …

Barbara: Also I've seen the stuff you're donated to the Justice League, don't pretend this is outside your budget or capabilities.

Bruce: Points taken. Fine.

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Bruce: JASON! JUST TAKE MY MONEY!

Jason: %@#! you Bruce! I Don't need your @&#$?&! handouts!

Bruce: Strange thing to say considering you break into my mansion and safehouses on at least once a week to steal gear, supplies and even food.

Jason: ...

Jason: JUST KILL THE JOKER ALREADY AND I'LL TAKE ALL THE MONEY YOU WANT!

Bruce: WELL THEN MAYBE I WILl!

Jason: Wait really?

Bruce: ...

Jason: ...?

Bruce: Well. No. But still... JUST TAKE MY MONEY! AT LEAST LET ME THROW YOU A BIRTHDAY PARTY!

Jason: As if I'd eve-

Bruce: Alfred is making chilli dogs and Neapolitan ice-cream.

Jason: ...I might show up, but only if the Outlaws don't need m-

Bruce: I also found a pristine original copy of Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen at a charity auction.

Jason: ...

Bruce: The Outlaws are invited as well, of course.

Jason: I'll let them know.

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usagi-t-suki · 1 year

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tim drake, age 9 : i've connected the two dots

dick grayson : you didn't connected shit

tim drake : i've connected them

#incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #robin iii #red robin #dick grayson #robin i #robin dc #nightwing #wfa #wayne family adventures #i was rereading wfa chapter of gcpd

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shyjusticewarrior · 2 months

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Wayne Family Adventures Incorrect Quotes Pt 3

Tim: I made a pot of kool-aid.

Jason: You don't make a pot of kool-aid.

Tim: Well, I did.

Jason: Is it hot?

Tim: Maybe, maybe not.

Jason: It's hot, isn't it?

Tim: Yes!

Jason: Hot kool-aid?

Tim: I could put some ice in it if you'd like.

Jason: Uh no thanks, I'm not thirsty.

Tim: Brother...

Jason: I'm not gonna drink it!

Tim: I made this for you...

Jason: No.

Tim: Drink it!

Jason: No!

Tim: I want you to drink this!

Jason: I'm not drinking it!

Tim: I made this for you!

Jason: Drink your own hot kool-aid!

Tim, whispering: Please... drink... my hot kool-aid... *slids mug to him*

Jason: ... Okay.

Tim: Okay.

Jason: *drinks*

Jason: ... Yeah, it's pretty good.

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elektrae · 1 year

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The batfam as tweets that make me laugh, part. 2

Bonus: a 2 part story

#jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #batfam #batfamily #incorrect batfam quotes #incorrect quotes #duke thomas #social media au #batfam social media #batman #wfa

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notanartificialintelligence · 1 year

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Steph, stuggling to walk: Uh, yeah, I don't think heels are for me

Jason, after beating the shit out of some thugs while wearing 9 inch stilettos: Weak.

#inspired by the latest WFA episode #ofc Jason knows how to fight in heels #his psuedo mom is Talia al Ghul #and he's a dramatic bitch<3 #lmao I need to go to sleep #jason todd #stephanie brown #dc comics #dc batman #batfam #batfamily #batfam incorrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #red hood #spoiler #wayne family adventures #al post

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himejoshiangels · 1 month

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I hope everyone whose ever called we are robin a cult or a gang knows that every time they do that an angel loses its wings. they r literally just bffs..only reason they're ever called a gang is bcs they're inner-city kids but watching them interact GYAH! they're taking the Q train to fight crime and in a big group chat full of kids all over giving tips about they best way to throw a punch without hurting your own hand too bad

#so cool..SO COOL!!#it isnt even just about the kid vigilante thing its about gotham being an ecosystem that creates solutions just as fast as it makes problem #it a batman-less gotham the citys future will fall into the hands of the youth #signal interlude #we are robin #duke thomas #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #batman #wayne family adventures #batman wfa #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #dc comics

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rolaplayor101 · 1 year

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Roy: hey I have someone whose interested in you that I'd like to introduce you to--

Jason, already leaving out the door: sorry dude! My fight or flight response! Can't help it!

Jason, from outside, over the roar of his bike: sorry, gotta go, you know how the fight or flight response works!

Jason, already down the road: ooop! No idea how to stop it, dude, sorry!

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